#HeLP TAHT WAS SO FUNNY

[moomoorare]

Grian's pov and his force of habit

#HeLP TAHT WAS SO FUNNY #divirce divorce divorcce!!! #limited life spoilers #limited life #grian #trafficblr #the life series #Helppp #rare rambling

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

I'm fighting a losing battle

*has a theory that has yet to be entirely debunked*

#no if anything im sitting and getting spoon fed #but its a little funny #everyone else was out here having different thoeries about quixis #boyt how they might be this or taht #abd i dove head first into the deep end at some point and was like #*quixis is a sherbert. probably* #and its like one of the few things ive thought about that has yet to be like. propperly debunked- #theres probably evidence somewhere that points to the untrue ness of this all (please do tell) #but i cant remember any right now #so i sit in my corner #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[dekusleftsock]

I’m an mha account but I’ll be reblogging the Barbie movie all month until I can watch it

Barbie movie better prove that all this shitty edgy shit isn’t what my age group would like to watch

#THEY RUINED THE IRL WINX #WTF WAS TAHT #AND GINNE AND GEORGIA STARTED OUT SO STRONG AND FUCKING FAILED BC IT SUCKED #The only good edgy thing I’ve seen that’s targeted for teenagers was ianowt #AND THATS BC IANOWT WROTE A STORYLINE ABOUT RELYING ON THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WHEN YOU NEEDED HELP #BC SYD IS ULTIMATELY A PERSON WHO NEEDED TO CHANGE TO NOT BECOME A TRAGEDY LIKE HER FATHER #AND IT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY #I thank god every day that it came out in 2019 and not after 2020

[reminiscentreader]

Hawthornes Kids headcanons.

I love these so much so why not make some of my own.

Grayson and phone girl (ik they’ll get married try and stop me) have a beautiful little girl, I think she’d have a really fancy name like, Beatrice or Desireè

Jameson and avery have one boy and one girl, (the girl is younger) called like Oliver and Madeline I think.

Max and xander have one little boy called Archer

Nash and Libby have two older twin girls called Sophie and Lilia.

Nash and Libby’s twins would always fight about stuff e.g hairbrushes, clothes and Nash would have to discipline them cause Libby hates telling off her little girls.

they both ride horses, their dad takes them every week for lessons.

On Saturdays there mum bakes for them (and they sometimes help her) and they love her cookies 🍪

Graysons daughter is very very shy, and since I think Grayson wouldn’t want to stay in Hawthorne house with the others, his daughter isn’t as close with her cousins as they are with eachother

She has blonde curly hair that her mother takes very good care of.

Other than the curly hair she looks exactly like Grayson.

She would go to a private school in either New York or London (you cannot convince me that Grayson doesn’t move to either one of those places)

although she looks like Grayson, she’s very sweet and is just like a really really shy version of Gigi.

she definitely has dimples.

and a big fluffy white cat called socks taht grayson has personal beef with.

She really loves animals so when they visit Hawthorne house Nash’s girls would always show her there horses.

Grayson absolutely spoils her, she mentions she wants something once? She’s got it, although I do think Grayson would discipline her and tell her to wait for Christmas or her birthday.

she’s a June baby

She always has a ribbon in her hair

when she was a bit younger and went to visit Hawthorne house she would hide behind a wall and watch her cousins play because she wanted to play with them but was too scared to ask 🥲

But eventually Jamesons daughter noticed her and invited her to play with them.

I also think she’d be suprisingly funny

Jamesons son is a nightmare.

he’s just like his father but so much worse, he’s definitely a crazy kid who runs around the house naked screaming that he wants mashed potatoes.

He plays football and in high school is like the ultimate popular kid.

I also agree with @hathorneheiress that he would be terrified of Grayson

He definitely hit his parents when he was little and didn’t get what he wanted.

he grew out of it though.

however, his sister was more of a whiner.

she looked just like Avery

she’s a little quieter than her brother and like her mother to read to her.

she’s very extroverted though, and can make Graysons daughter very nervous.

she’s on Country heights days debate team.

she then finds out that graysons daughter writes the speeches for her debate club, but doesn’t actually do the debating (cause y’know)

they bond over that and become really close.

She love love love loves butterflies, Jameson once bought her a book on different butterflies and she could name 20 different types by 7

Xanders son Is the perfect mix of him and max

him and Jamesons son get along perfectly

Grayson always catches them doing something they shouldn’t and every time jamesons kid starts crying and begging for Grayson to spare him. Grayson never tells

he really good and science

he once got and award for it in school and xander got him a dozen back of donuts for him to celebrate.

him and Isaiah are really close.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Hope you enjoyed these, I really loved writing them 😭

#the inheritance games #grayson hawthorne #the final gambit #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #the brothers hawthorne #the hawthorne legacy #avery grambs #xander hawthorne #the hawthorne brothers

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

ONOT THE NEXT ONE “BETTER THAN WE FOUND” IT LAST PART I’M NOT READY BUT I SO AM

Ngl tho better than we found it is kinda a nice last title it has an air of lightness to it

.

it better hecking be reflected in this episode if it ends on a cliffhanger or angsty note i’ma lose it

okay here we go

(s4 special pt 4 spoilers ahead)

STARTING IT UP HECK BREAKS I’M JUST SITTING HERE

OOP

MK COMPASSION COMING THORUGH AGAIN

WELP THAT’S EVERYTING

SHIFU JUST WATCHING IT

OH ITS THE LITTLE GIRL

HI LITTLE GIRL

OH CHANG’E HI LOVE

HAHA PENG TRYING TO DIP

MEI

MEI’S NOT GONNA LET THEM

SHE WANTED TO FIGHT

AHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

TURNING WORDS BACK ON THEM NICE ONE THAT’S FUNNY

HAHA

MEI AND MACAQUE TEAMING UP IS SO GOOD

HELPGN;LDKMDS

JUST CHOMPS HIM UP

YELLOW TUSSKK COME ON BUDDY

SANDY

ABSOLUTE BELOVED

THAT’S NOT REALLY HOW WE ROLL HERE

AWWWW

YESSSSSS

LETSGOOOOOO

THEY FUN

I LOVE THEM

B TEAM MOVE OUT

MK JUST

QUIET

I LOVE HIM

HE’S SO GOOD

HE’S SO KIND

AFTR BEATING THE GRAP OU TO FHIM BUT Y’KNOW

OOP

THEM LOOKING AT WUKONG AS HE GOES PAST HECK

JUST STOP

HECK DUDE

I PUT YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD MYSELF?

HE WAS DEAD?

OH SHOOT

OHHHH

YEAH SOME OTHER THING HAPPENIGN

CACKLES

OKAY

YEAH RIP DUDE JSUT RELAX

IS HE GONNA DIE MAKING IT BETTER?

PROBABLY HUH

YEAH I GET THE FEELING WHOEVRE THIS IS IS AFTER YOU MK

OH YEAH THERE HE GOES

WUKONG STOPPING HIM

HECK DUDE

WHY DO YOU LOOK SURPRISED SHIFU

OH WOW HE’S

HECKING DISINGTERGRATING

YEAH OKAY BYE BUD

I’M

I DON’T REALLY FEEL SUPER BAD FOR YOU BUT

OH HECK UH

WHATS THAT WHO’S TAKING IT

IS THAT THE JADE EMPERORSPOWER YEAH

UH

SO WHO’S GONNA HANG ON TO THAT

OH NEZHA TRYING TO GOT THIS

I DONT’ THINK YOU WILL BUD

UH WHAT ARE THOSE CHAINS

HECK DUDE

oh nice hair tang  very fluffy we love that

OOP

TANG U GOT THIS

YES FRIEND GROUP POWER OF FRIENDSHIP MOMETN SURE YES

AND YELLOW TUUUUSK ILY

YEAHYEAH WE KNEW MAC WOULD HELP

ARE THEY GONNA LOCK THE JADE EMPERORS PWOER AWAY?

OH WOW NEZHA NICE

BRO

NICELY DONE

FFM IS NOT DESTROYED TAT’S AWSOME

HAHAHGHDFJKSDAF

UYEAH CHECK ON HIM ITS THE LAD

OH MAN DUDES BEEN THROUGH IT

HELPGN;LDSKFMAE

ILY ILY YOU PIGSY

ILY SM

DADSY REAL

TANG CALM DOWNG;LSKMF

SANDYGDS;FKAMGWEFIMAWF

MAAAAN

THEY SURE ARE FAMBLY MOMENT

GO ASK BUDDAH NEZHA

YOUR’E GONNA GT ATTACKED BY WHOEVER WANTED AZURE OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE

SEASON 5 IS TERRIFYING ME RN

ngl compared to the lbd one so far this felt a little anticlimactic and i porbably just jinxed myself but i dont care. that one also had 3 seasons of build up tho so… yeah hjGKL;SJADF MK THO

DANG

HELPGMSDFK

PUSHING WUKONG AWAY YUP

GOOD MOVE NEZHA

DESERVED

RED SON RED SON RED SON RED SON

OH THEY ARRESTED HIM HUH

AWWWWW

WELP

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM MAN

JADE EMP IS DEAD

WHERE’S THE FUN IN TAHT

ALL THAT

SO LONG AS WE LEAVE THE WORLD IN BETTER SHAPE THEN WE FOUND IT… THEN ITS ALL GOOD RIGHT?

MK’S INJURED GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL

AND UH

OKAY WHERE’S THE OTHER BOOT DROPPING

I LOVE THEM SM

THEY ALL SO FANCY

HUG

SIDE HUG

.

HELPGN;DSAFKLMAWE

BEACH DAY

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I’M WAITIN FOR THE BOOT DROP BUT I’M IGNORING IT NOW I HAVE TO APPRECAITE ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW

THE SHIRT

THE HAT

THE SUNGLASSES

THE SHORTS

HE’S THE UNCLE THAT JUST GOT BACK FROM PICKIGN UP THE SNACKS

THE MEI MK AND RED SON, THE WAY RED SON’S STANDING, TANG WITH HIS UMBRELLA DBK AND PRINCESS IRON FAN STYLIN PIGSY IS THE DAD AT THE BBQ I’M GONNA CRY

PLEASE TANG’S FIT I’M CRYINGNS;LDKFM;AOWEF

NEXT FRAME MEI WITH THE WATER GUN RED SONGHL;KFAJ;OWIEMFASFD MK DECKED OUT IN SWIMMING GEAR I’M CRYING

PLEASE PRINCES IRON FAN PLAYING VOLLYBALL WITH THEM I’M SCREAMING

MEI LOOKS LIKE A DUDEBRO GAL I KNOW AND I’M LIVING FOR IT RED SON’S FACE PLEASELKMGOASDF I NEED THESE ALL FRAMED

PLS SANDY GETTING BURRIED TANG CARVING HIS MUSCLES OUT OF SAND PIGSY GIVING HIM A DRINK MO DECKED OUT IN SAND GEAR, RED SON’S SUNGLASSES ON A SAND SNOWMAN AND LOOKING ANNOYED ABOUT IT MK’S SMILE I’MGN;LSDKFM

I’M SCREAMING NEXT FRAME IS DBK AND SWK THE DADS FISHING THE BROS FISHING TOGETHER I’MGN;LSDFMAOWFIMSADF

SUNSCREEN

BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD

YOU’RE GETTING SO SUNBURNED

SUNSCREEN NEEDS TO ABSORB FIRSTN;LDKMSD

yeah that’s parent energy

.

i didn’t know sunscreen needed to absorb first-

OKAY MOVING ON G;LSDFNAB;OGAI;WEOFIM

PIGSY IS SUCH A DAD

UYUP THATS HOW WE ROLL

you don’t understand the moment i’m having here with MACAQUE AND HIS PINK SHIRT AND YELLOW PANTS AND PROBABLY LOW HANGING TANK TOP I’ SCREAMIGNDF;LAMEF;OAIWEN;OIAFM

“cute” WOW WHAT AN ANGLE

art for this show is so nice tho m a n

this is gonna make me cry

Wukong with his

overdramatic sarcasm

and Macaque just seeming kinda tired

and

hECK LEAVE IT A LTTEL BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT

HECKING

PEACH POPSICLE

NOT THE SAME BUT

SO FMAILAR

THAT CAN BE A TOMORROW PORBLEM

MACAQUE DOESNT’ QUITE SMILE BUT

WOW HE SURE DOES PLOP HIMSELF DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO WUKONG

MAN

MK IS SO SUNBURNED

HE IS SO SUNBURNED

RIP MY DUDE

RED SON SOAKED AND THERE’S A FISH IN HIS HAT

I’M SO SAD WE DIDN’T GET TO HEAR HIS VOICE BUT I LOVE THAT THEY UNCLED HIM HAVING FUN WITH THE DUO THEY ARE EVERYHTIGN TO ME

OKAY YES, OTHER SHOE, HIT ME WITH IT

OKAY WHO THESE GUYS

WHO’S THE PARTY

WHATCHA DOIN

K

KAY IS THAT IT??

REALLY THAT’S ALL YOU GIVE US??

FINEEEEE FINE OKAY

I’M FINE

.

all in all i actually really enjoyed that special like  A LOT

give me like two days and i’ll process what i saw in pt 3 and

ehre and

there

and everywhere

actually i kinda enjoy how vague it is 10/10 the montage of them on the beach hanging is so nice Mk applying sunscreen is so cute he’s so good he’s so fast I love how wukong’s Shifu energy of just like cause mk is monkey like him so its “yeah that’s how we roll” n stuff

Macaque’s style is killing me

Wukong’s is just dad

Macaque’s is just

I don’t even know how to categorize it and i’m okay with that

WELL

JADE EMPERORS DEAD

AZURE’S DEAD

PENG STILL OUT THERE

YELLOW TUSK IS ARRESTED

MK IS MONKEY

MACAQUE IS VIBIN WITH THE CREW

WUKONG IS BETTER AT COMMUNCIATING

I’M CURIOUS IF THEY EVEN HAVE HIM HAVE THE SAME POWER LEVEL AS MK

OKAY

UH

THAT WAS ALL A BLUR

I NEED TO WATCH IT SIX MORE TIMES HAVE A GOOD ONE

KNOX OUT

#knox rambles #knox reacts #Monkie kid season 4 special spoilers #lmk s4 special spoilers #Monkie kid season 4 special #lmk s4 special #WELL #this reaction feels shorter than my others but its okay #I REALLY DID ENJOY IT SO MUCH #HECK #I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF NOW THAT ITS OVER Y'KNOW? #I NEED LIKE A GOOD WEEK TO PROCESS EVERYTHING #HOPE Y'ALL DOING WELL I'M GONNA GO BRAINROT ABOUT POSSIBLE AMV'S I CAN DO NOW

[trollsedits]

Hello, Can you please write your headcanon for whatever trolls you picked?

Like your own opinion about them...

Of course I will, I decided to do Both poppy and viva since I love their sister duo 😭🫶🏻

Poppy 🩷:

-She’s definitely a huge swifties she would drag branch to go to every single one of Taylor Swift concert (or the troll version of her)

-she’s clingy especially when around branch

-definitely hates it when her dad keeps secrets from her especially about her long lost sister Viva

-she is a supportive friend she will support you no matter what

-she’s the troll that everyone wants to go to for comfort or just need to vent

-Her favorite brozone member is Clay

-she would easily forgive anyone especially creek who literally sold them out to chef

-she’s very talkative you can’t make her shut up

-Is a major fan of Rave and party she will throw the biggest party/Rave with the help of the techno trolls

-she will remember every trolls,bergan birthday/anniversary so do expect her to

show up at your door with gifts and stuff

-she rarely gets mad is hard to see her mad

-when she dose get angry she would angry scrapbook til the scrapbook is in flames she almost set her pod on fire one time b/c she was so angry branch and her father would make the whole troll village splash water on their pod and her father banned her from scrapbooking when she’s angry

-she also listed to Harry styles aswell

-she owns all of brozone albums

-she once called branch older brother John Dory the old one during the Royal wedding it was funny even branch wasn’t mad at her for saying that

-She has tons of baby pictures of branch she even ask John Dory for more pictures of baby branch she made a scrapbook of baby branch

-She’s wears the pants in the relationship (Base on a fan art I saw)

-she would be the one to make a move on branch like proposing etc.

-she owns every Taylor swift album and one Harry style album

-She gave barb a swiftie friendship bracelets after the rock apocalypse

-she basically gave every trolls a swiftie friendship bracelets either with their name/songs from Taylor swift or just something that describes them

-she also gave one to brozone too each one of them having words that describe them John Dory was the most offended by it branch threatened to beat his square *** up if he dare take it off

John Dory: The Old one

Bruce: Daddy BRUCE (okay don’t look at it the wrong way guys cause he’s a dad now 😭)

Clay: serious boy

Floyd: the sensitive one

Branch: Lover or bitty B 💙

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Viva 💛:

-Still dose not know why her sister is friends with a Bergens

-Still dose not trust Bergens

-Definitely has abandonment issues

-she still mad at her father after 20 years for not telling poppy about her

-she loves milkshake so much that she once drank so many and got hyper clay had to banned it from her for a while til she can control herself

-She’s definitely listen to Lana Del Rey she cried to so many of her song cuz it reminds her of her father and poppy

-Her favorite lana del Rey album is the Lust for life and honeymoon album

-she is protective of poppy won’t let anyone near her not even Bridget and sometimes branch

-Viva likes to make candy necklaces with any new friends she meets

-Viva is that type of girl to kick down anyone door without knocking so believe it or not she has seen some stuff she once kick down clay door and caught him….

-knowing that viva will kick down anyone door down they all got hard metal door to keep viva from kicking in

-She gets angry quickly when she dose clay is afraid of her clay would often try to avoid things that trigger her

-she and clay are business partners

-she’s super duper chaotic

-she’s braided everyone hairs

-she’s a tight hugger she once gave clay a hug so tight taht it almost broke his poor ribs

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Anyways, thanks again for the request Anyways if you want to request me just click under my profile “Ask me anything” I’m currently slowly running out of content so do request if you have any also just to let you all know that I’m working on another brozone headcanon so it will take a while…

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Like + Follow are very much appreciated! ✨

#dreamworks #trolls #trolls band together #trolls fandom #trolls movie #dreamworks trolls #dreamworks trolls headcanon #trolls headcanons #queen poppy #poppy #viva #x reader #trolls x reader #trolls queen poppy #trolls viva #trolls poppy #trolls floyd #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #trolls branch #trolls clay #trolls king peppy #trolls queen barb #trolls fanfic #trolls 3 #queen poppy x reader #viva x reader

[platonic-pals-punchout]

55:15 Never Too Late (tv show) | My School President (tv show)

Paul Songpol & Jaya Janiya:

They are de embodiment of MLM WLW solidarity! Paul is canonically gay Jaya is never stated but she clearly isn't straight sorry she just isn't I do not make the rules, also they are an Idol and her biggest fanboy that got to meet when they were magically got back to their 15yo body from their 55yo one, and Paul got his biggest wish come true and met Jaya and not only taht they became BESTIES! And they had so many fun interaction they are just a joy to witness, they are just so genuine and onest with eachother and they stayed friends even when they got back to their 55yo body They just are so funny and precious. They meet after both of them with other 3 people got magically turned back into their 15yo selfs form 55 yo in the present time tho, she is a pop singer from the 70s and Paul has been her biggest fan since her debut but he got awarded the biggest treasure with this going back to being 15, that he became Jayas best friend not just her fan and they confide in eachother and are just a blast to see

Tinn & Tiw:

Chaotic gay besties. Tiw is the brains of the operation, Tinn is the loverboy whose main goal is to be his crush's boyfriend. Tiw not only helps him get his man, but ends up setting the ball rolling for another couple AND scores himself a guy as well. Tinn meanwhile has the utmost faith and confidence in Tiw's advice and trusts him on all matters and is the first one he goes to when something goes wrong. Anyways I just really love their friendship and they're so funny and honestly like 75% of the plot happens cause of Tiw and Tinn's trust in him. anyways if you want to see more of them, [this video] has a lot of their iconic moments together

#round 0 #part 3 #platonic pals punchout #platonic polls #tournament #character tournament #team tournament #fandom poll #55:15 never too late #55:15 never too late spoilers #my school president

[dazey-aceie]

Could i request savanaclaw with an s/o who is very easily flustered to the point that if they get flustered enough they faint? Like the twst men dont even have to try to fluster s/o but... it just happens. Thank you 💓

Savana Claw with an easily flustered s/o

✎ Characters: Ruggie Bucchi, Jack Howl, Leona Kingscholar

☁︎ Fluff

⚠︎ Warnings: some cussing, mentions of passing out, personal space boundaries not being set

ꕤ Notes: i have friends just like this. and it was so funny to imagine them in these scenarios

! Word Count: 550ish

Ruggie

okay at first, doesn’t even mean to. like he just sorta leans in to talk to you about some stupid shit some of the savanaclaw students were doing

and he didn’t even notice at first, until he heard a thump.

yeah. taht thump was you falling onto the floor.

“y/n- Y/N!?”

From then on. He TOTALLY uses against you. but only when he’s positive there’s a soft spot for you to land, or he doesn’t have anything in hand so he can catch you.

He loves to make it seem like he’s going in for a kiss, only to then reach behind you to grab something. He tries to play it off, but afterwards he’ll let out his cheeky laugh.

He also likes to just kiss you, then DASH

Like, just out of nowhere. He’ll burst into your class while running errands for Leona, kiss you, then dash out while grabbing some things.

Part of the school just thinks the building is haunted. More so than usual.

Jack

this sweet boy honestly didn’t mean too, but sometimes he forgets about perosnal bubbles

especially when he’s excited

he had join won a round of spell drive against some of his upperclassmen, yk, the jerky butt-faced ones?

and he was pumped. he wanted you to praise him, so with his long strides and tail wagging he just full on hauled ass over to ya, sorta forgetting about personal space.

“Y/N! Did ya see? Did ya? I finally got them to eat their own words.”

He went on rambling about more before realizing your riddle hair red face.

“y/n-? Y/N!?” then you passed out.

he apologized a thousand times, still unsure of what happened but he still takes the blame.

you tell him it’s okay, and he tires his best not to over step, but sometimes he just gets so happy and want to shwo you his B- that he worked so hard for.

resulting in…

“AHH. Y/N-!? NOT AGAIN- WHAT DO I DO!? GRIMM HELP!”

Leona

this cheeky bastard.

he did it once. and he loved the results. so he’s never stopped.

he likes to get up in your face, and just smirk.

or he’ll whisper some of the filthiest things you could ever imagine into your ear in the middle of a class that he actually showed up to.

probably only so he could do why he’s doing tbh

to be honest, he found out by accident, he just fell asleep with his head on your lap, and once he awoke he saw your flushed face. he make a snarky comment about it and you just passed out.

“Herbivore…? oh this will be fun…”

and ever since then. you can’t catch a break.

he likes to corner you sometimes and just tease the shit outta you, or lean in for what he makes seem like a passionate kiss, only for it to be a light peck.

or he’ll inch near you, only to “grab something behind you”

he’s bullshitting. and he knows you know he’s bullshitting.

but he can’t get enough out of you and your reactions. they drive him insane and he loves it.

#headcanon #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi x reader #ruggie bucchi #ruggie bucchi headcanons #ruggie headcanons #leona kingscholar #leona x reader #leona headcanons #jack howl #jack howl headcanons #jack howl x reader #savanaclaw x reader #savanaclaw #disney twisted wonderland headcanons #disney twst x reader

[nicomrade]

Bakuhal ship bingo <3 and Wallace n Mobile also

uhmmmmm for bakuhal....

as i always say... they are so complicated..... but after all... you and i they were meant for a fate like this ❤️🐝🐝 (the gay little bees)

couple points 1. the atrocities r self explanatory if uve read the manga i think... like sadakuni got hanged and this was like cute foreplay for bakuhal so....... ahah vincent lalo we r goin to ruin ur entire life as a pretext to see each other ~~ sorryz ~~

2. sicko 2 sicko communication = the to build rome in a day thing

3. they need 2 get weirder w it they ARE weird enough already but i think itd be funny if uhm.. i think itd be funny if baku was a (anonymous) contact in souichis phone n they texted sometime. like up to hangman arc. or up to lost bee idk. n souichis just like yeah thats the dude from my phone he helps me pick what tie to wear sometime. n bakus like yeah tahts my booty call i dont meet or ill literally kill me irl for real. wouldnt it be funny.

baku is too cis to me for the t4t square also. SORRY. HES CISGENER TO ME... but he has trans swag.

#ask #fullmoondagger #i have maybe a draft of a fic from the texting thing cuz i see it so vividly. maybe itll get posted one day

[icyfox17]

they lost :(

do you want to write about them being friends?

I KNOWW I SAW IM SO SADWAJOIWE R:(( wails BUT HEY it was pretty close to 50/50 so im happ B)

also ty for the prompt i haven't written orphanduo in so long this actually made me really happy eueueu

It’s pouring outside. Absolutely pouring. A torrential one if you will. The wind is howling, and Techno worries for the safety of their house from the massive tree in their backyard. 

Techno looks over to where his dog is sitting perfectly at the front door, tilting his head back and forth. “No, Floof. We are not going on a walk in this weather. Are you crazy?”

Floof whines, before jumping up and down in a circle and barking. 

Techno gives him a deadpan look. “You are. You have finally lost it.”

Floof ignores him, and continues to bark. There is no way Techno is giving in to this tiny demonic ball of white fluff. 

Techno stands up, and instead of going towards the front door, he moves to the back one. He unlatches the lock, and waits for Floof to come running. Floof does, without hesitation, and Techno can hear the clitter clatter of his nails hitting the hardwood. When Floof reaches the door, Techno slides it open, and all of the sudden the pouring rain and rushing wind become much, much louder. 

Floof sits in front of the door, and turns to look at Techno. Techno is pretty sure he can see the despair in his dog’s eyes.  

“Yeah. Thought so. You’re just gonna have to wait it out bud,” says Techno as he closes the door, latching the lock.

Floof this time doesn’t argue, and instead lies down in front of the door whining.  Techno gives him a pat twice on the head before, going back to where he was gaming on his computer. He was mining for his new faction on the (twentieth) Minecraft server Skeppy had forced him to join. 

A flash of thunder rocks the house, and he looks back out at the stormy world outside. Really, he can’t see anyone going outside in this weather. He pauses, looking back at the Minecraft world on his computer screen. Unless…

The Blade

help

can u come over rn

Annoying Dumbass #1 whtat?!??!

The Blade

floof knocked over the bookshelf downstairs

can u come right away

i cannot pick it back up myself

Annoying Dumbass #1

how the hlel did floof di taht?!?! isnt he tiny?!?!?

The Blade

you underestimate how much force is in that tiny body of his

Annoying Dumbass #1

ur fcuking w me

The Blade

im not

ill give you the first piece of netherite i find on this server

Annoying Dumbass #1

…

fine, but istg if this is a troll techno—

It is. But Skeppy doesn’t need to know that until he gets here. Plus, Techno wasn’t lying when he told him he would give him the netherite he found. Techno isn’t that cruel.

Techno prepares them hot chocolate and popcorn, planning on gaslighting Skeppy that the whole reason he tricked him over was so they could watch a movie together, and definitely not because he just thought it would be funny to see him get soaked.

As Techno is mixing the powder into the heated milk, he hears a knocking on the door and grins. He finishes stirring, before grabbing one of Floof’s towels and walking to the door.

He opens it to reveal a completely soaked Skeppy. His hair is dripping into his face, and the thin wind-breaker he’s thrown on has been changed from the light aqua colour it normally is, to a dark blue. 

“You are so lucky I only live five minutes away,” Skeppy says, glaring at him.

“Oh Skeppy, what would I ever do without you?” Techno replies, taking a step back so Skeppy can enter his house. 

As Skeppy is taking his shoes off, Techno closes the door behind him, locking it before throwing the dog towel at Skeppy’s back.

It drops to the floor, and Skeppy picks it up. He’s about to rub his face with it, before he squints at it. “Is this Floof’s?”

Techno shrugs. “Maybe. You got a problem with that?”

“I’m not a dog, Techno!”

“Debatable.”

Skeppy throws the towel at Techno’s face, laughing. “Fuck you, Techno!”

Techno cackles back, before making his way to the kitchen, grabbing him the clean and human towel he had prepared before, and giving that one to Skeppy. He then goes to finish the popcorn he was making.

Skeppy follows him all the way through, and when he gets to the kitchen he pauses, scanning the living room where the singular bookshelf that Techno’s family has downstairs is. There’s silence for one moment before, “Oh, you’ve got to be shitting me.”

“You really have to get better at not being gullible, man. You give Bad shit all the time for it, but really man? You thought Floof knocked that down?”

Skeppy laughed. “Shut up, man! I hate you so much.”

“I’m still going to give you the netherite.”

“...Okay. I hate you a little much.”

“That’s not grammatically correct at all.”

“Fuck off.”

Techno finishes with the popcorn, and hands Skeppy the mug of hot chocolate he’d made him. “Let’s go watch Megamind.”

Skeppy takes it without hesitation, and follows Techno to the couch in the living room, with the very clearly knocked over bookshelf. “You could’ve just asked me to come over.”

“This was funnier.”

“You are the worst.”

“I made you hot chocolate and popcorn, and this is how I’m treated? Fine, next time you’ll get nothing in return.”

“No, no no no no— It’s great. Thank you, Techno.”

“That’s more like it.”

#hope u enjoy :D #this was sm fun to write sobs i must go write an entire one shot rn /hj #orphanduo #technoblade #skeppy #foxie snipps #mcyt #fanfic #writing

[cloudcountry]

Whenever anyone pets my cat, he always starts cleaning himself right where they pet the second they remove their hand

i am so sorry but my ikevamp fixated brain's first thought was "thats so mozart core"

BUT TAHTS SO FUNNY HELP YOUR CAT IS SO PRECIOUS :((( i love kitties whawhwahwajhehwaeghjag <3333333

#🦚! ryker

[nights-nonsensical-ramblings]

Sonic prime episode 19 (s3e3) watch thoughts

ooh 16 but flashback

yeah! yeet your bro!

ooo parallel shots

uh oh watch out pirates

i cant wait to see what dreads gonna say about the crew in danger. Sonic will probally wanna drag him along to help but the asshole (affectionate) not gonna care

pffft. Dread looks like hes having a sulk leaning against the wall away from everyone else

i like that the boscage maze gang are hanging close to each other

ren is SO pissed at the council.

heh hes calling them black roses crew. dread aint captain no more. he'll probably disagree tho

heheh. YEp. he doent care about them. jsut a shrug

THE ROSES!

AH YES! HES BEING AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD!! no care unless there's treaseure

ooo black rose using her left hand. Did she always do taht?

oh yeah thats what the lights are. the city that got spawned.

real bird vs robo birdie!

oh man mountain out of nowhere

off water bounce

was that on of the old crew?

nice shot rusty!

well froggy got no hesitation

yeah all i can hear when i hear target acquired is the portal turrets

the eggmen coming but not dread is so funny

ship on top of the other! i thought so!

and sword to the face! bur now you got no sword

is dread still sulking?

yep dreads still sulking

oh man more and more of the world is breaking and its episode three

is, is he really getting an insparaional speech from the eggman

but will be be able to?

yeah bad idea sonic

oh man nines really trying to cut deep

oh getting down on his level

uh oh his chances are getting ruined arent they

oh no sonic was about to reach him wasnt he

so they finally got dread to move.

oh fuck nine thinks this is another betrayal

#night watches sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #liveblog

[pokemonleagueofficial]

How are the Elite Four outside out of work, including Geeta? Like how are they socially? Rika looks fun to hang out with but she sometimes look unapproachable. She could honestly be the nicest person and I would have no idea lol.

in my opinion, theyre all pretty cool.

geetas... okay, she presents basically as cool as she is always in public as in private. shes p much always in work mode tho so sightings of a relaxed region variant geeta r low low low. shes nice n hardworking n can like, SEEM cold n aloof but shes just autistic (like me lol). she has the classique Autistic Stare. she loves to help

rikas absolutely as aloof as ppl think. shes cool n she knows it, but she isnt egotistical u feel me? shes poppy's aunt so shes rly good w kids bc of practice w poppy n kinda adores being in charge of kids. shes a total party pokemon when shes not in charge of anything tho, ive seen her fuck up the dance floor at company events

hassel is quieter than u'd think. he loves to read, and to quietly paint in his off-time. hes a theatre kid tho (even tho hes like 2000 years old) so dont ask him abt shakespearow he will talk for the rest of ur natural lifespan. hes cool tho, super smart for an art guy.

larry is... larry. hes really fun to party with n is actually really funny when hes not like, super overowkred. which is wild bc he overowkrs himself like. on his own? we've been trying 2 give him a break but the dudes a fiend for work. like. okay most gym leaders n even the elite four have two jobs but larry has three on purpose. he could stop doing office work n be fine? we dont know why hes like this. hes a silly drunk n its the funniest shit. makes u wanna fall in love w the guy. but tahts for losers amirite

poppy is 7. i dont think she even knows u can be different at work. she likes to train pokemon and play pretend. idk wat 2 say about her

#tross talks

[girlwithfish]

like he keeps hinting at us basically being in a relationship but not calling it that and were not calljng it that bc were trying to take it slow LOLOL but like he referred to me as his gf on the celeste game chat w other online players cuz hew as like teaching gf this game LOL and he helped me make a bumble bff profile and put in a relationship and then when taht smoke shop employee asked if were "boyfriend girlfriedn" which is so fkn funny bc who asks that i felt like i was in middle school again dating is so weird and he was like yeah basically LOLOL and we literally had this convo a day or two ago where he said "were basically dating right" lmao. ohh also today he asked if id been on any tinder dates after i met him nd i said no and he said neither has he . also we talked abt cleaning household habits a bit and i talked abt how it was a point of contention in my last relationship lmfaoo he was like " itd be fine if u were like [redacted] what the fuck is this honestly itd be kind of hot " like LOLL and he said he wldnt feel nagged lmao. all joking n such but it was cool to talk abt that stuff i guess

[never-surrender]

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Send me your URL and I'll tell you

My Opinion on;

Character in general: Inosuke is a chaotic gremlin and he's so fucking funny for it. The way he behaves is so out there, he's just one of those characters taht's hard to relate to but at the same time you just can't help but like How they play them: exceptionally well The Mun: you're so wonderful and nice, patient and kind! I'm so grateful we're still talking and interacting with one another. You've been a wonderful friend to me

Do I:

RP with them: yesssss Want to RP with them: always

What is my;

Overall Opinion: 100/10 would hug if I could

[studiousbotanist]

having a good night got some important stuff done and about to lay down but also under read more is some grief talk and theres pics of AJ so pleas be careful thanks . #grief #suicide m (IM SAFE ! LOL . MENTIONED IN PASSING !)

i was looking at my friend folder finding somethign goofy to send a pal and i saw this and ;_; i never added my damn image on here ..... this card means everything 2 me still . a really funny bit thats transformed adn i think i would like to print it out . also this comic but this one really just tore me open ! lol !

im carrying it in my heart . AJ was really right with this comic . i miss you hon . it's weird right . like i just go days and days feeling like i'm non existent and i'm not even here the dissasociation is so bad and the only thing tahts helped ground me is talking about the good or bad of how im feeling with everything . im trying to hold it in and move but i mean . i just have no self awareness whether i'm actually Doing the job im trying to (shell everything inside) or if i'm just a mess and its spilling everywhere . i am trying to be more open and concise but its hard when i cant grasp !!! the concept of time LOL and shit ive said ! anyway . anyway . i love my friends . we were put on this earth to hang out and love . i miss AJ and its hard trying to find silver linings to 2023, like . meeting kitt and lynn ! fun birthday ! silverscream con ! got one of the best jobs ive ever had ! but i would trade all of it for march 23rd to have never happened .

it does not feel right trying to find a positive for last year, to be honest . i wish i could just let myself admit it was a horrible year . we lost AJ . i nearly got stabbed again, i was in an awful mental state and i felt drifted further apart from my sis and sil than i had in a while . while a lot of it got better, thankfully, there was just so much rotten there . i nearly attempted again, but i have a wonderful support system irl that i really need to use more . (love you ari and ide and naomh) with all of this said, i can only hope 2024 will be kinder . ive had a couple friends already get terrible news . 11 days in i've got some shaky things going on but man . man . lol enough trying to make positive out of it i just want to cry !!!!!! last year sucked !!!!! last year suuuuuucked ! FUCK last year !!!! THROWING A TANTRUM !!!!!! phew . okay . thank you for reading . i miss my friend . im grateful for the friends that are still around and understand the feeling .

#does a bear blog in the woods