#He’s the mom of the group

[plistommy]

Robin: I swear you’re like their mom or something. And you act like one too!

Steve: Shut up, Robin! They all have moms already. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m clearly a dude.

Robin: Oh, trust me, I know. But it doesn’t mean you can’t act like a mom, which you definitely do, dingus.

Eddie: I concur, you’re definitely the mommy of the group, Steve. Which makes me… a motherfucker?

Steve: Ew, don’t say it like that, man!

Robin: *gagging* Okay, I’m out of here!

#He’s the mom of the group #I DONT REALLY LIKE CALLING HIM A MOM THO BUT IN JOKES ITS OK #Robin is so done with these two boys #One word about dicks and she’s out of there #I GET HER LMAO #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #I love her so much #steddie #stranger things #incorrect quotes #headcanon #hc #steddie fandom #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 226

"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"

Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.

As a five year old.

Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #dp x marvel #De aged dan #Mom danny #Dad danny #He's just tryin to vibe with his suped up camper with his 6 kids and hellhound #People are concerned about this group of elves or whatever the fuck this family is #Why yes Danny has all of his clones as kids #Jordan calls him mom & Ellie calls him dad #Space core danny #No he's not ghost king #He did get adopted by clockwork tho #There could be some misunderstandings #Either the Kronus kind OR the Time stone kind #Actually it'd be hilarious if Danny gives off similar energy to the space stone thx to being new ancient of space

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[daftmooncretin]

one of the funniest parts of canon tos has to be that everytime kirk is even slightly in a bad mood bones is immediately up in the captains log like: dear diary, my friend jim was slightly mean to chekov today, clearly he is mentally deranged and i have to commit him asap :(

#no but seriously #anytime jim looks sad hes like: psych eval immediately or he’ll die #bones be whipping out the psych evals everytime he so much as sighs #hes so mom friend but also more specifically gay friend group mom friend #bones mccoy #jim kirk #spock #tos #star trek tos #star trek

[thermodynamic-comedian]

"i haven't met a single lesbian who doesn't listen to girl in red" you clearly have not met a lot of lesbians.

#yes chat. generalizing is bad even when you do it. #im a lesbian. i listen to the taxpayers and the mountain goats. #my ex is a lesbian. she listens to mcr and gorillaz. #my friend is a lesbian. he listens to merm4id and pjsekai groups. #my parent is a lesbian. they listen to latin-american pop and showtunes. #my mom is a lesbian. she listens to russian rap. #lesbian music taste is amazing in its diversitt #dont simplify and generalize us pls and thanks

[macksartblock]

Welcome to Mack Hurt His Wrist Earlier This Week and now that it’s feeling better he still refuses to do anything more than rough sketching lol

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #will get around to the other teens prob tonight or tomorrow but for now #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #scary marlowe #I’ve been calling this coffee shop owner Cynthia and she’s like 42 #Normal has the energy of some sad young queer that gets absorbed into an older queer group and said group is largely lesbians #this is how he eventually gets into the vintage aesthetic (queer women love vintage aesthetics) #I have no idea what Taylor got arrested for yet but he called his mom first ofc #he didn’t even call Scary for her help on the arrested part he called her to see if she could wipe his browser history clean #fully expected his house was gonna get full raided (it did not) #my artwork

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC Camp

The Batfam force Damian to go to summer camp to socialize with kids his own age and have some normal childhood experiences

That’s all well and good, but normal does not describe his cabin’s councilor, one Daniel “for the love of Ancients call me Danny” Fenton

Between the son of the bat and a Fenton, camp is going to be weird

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #dpxdc #writing prompt #writing #detective comics #camp counselor Danny #putting on the pep and trying to manage a group of 13 year olds #or ten #dealers choice DC timeline is a pain to deal with #Damian has gone from 10-14 I think? meanwhile Tim is still 17 #and yes I know Danny went to space camp #but to be fair a more traditional camp experience would probably be more story convenient #and he’s been camping #with his family #that’s not even counting his mom going full marine in enemy territory survivalist mode #Danny is going to have some weirdly specific camping skills is what I’m saying

[lokh]

mom avoids dead anime mom curse because he transitions. he’s always had a complicated relationship with pregnancy because of how woefully little people are told about potential complications and aftercare, and also because of how gendered it is, so after the birth of his second child he’s finally had it and decides to transition

he joins a local community group for mothers and at first it’s played for laughs how often they fall to the dead mom curse, but soon we find out more about how society has failed mothers and people who give birth, from information being withheld, procedures being carried out without consent, lack of accommodations and maternal and paternal leave, racism…

it also turns out that becoming a man doesn’t help with this, not really, because being a pregnant trans man brings its own problems. follow along as he learns more about being a parent and a mother, and maybe even… finding love???

coming to you never because I can’t write!

#if the japanese is bad. MY BAD LMAO #this was also a joke for me at first but then i was like well hang on..... #my initial romance thought was his husband leaves him after the transition and eventually a new single father ends up joining the group #cos he like. idk misread the flyer as being a new parents group but the group accepts him with open arms #and hes drawn to the only other guy there and well u know wink wonk. #then i thought well come on thats not. very nice rip what if his husband sticks with him. #but thats why u have more than one trans guy LMAO so it doesnt become bad tokenism!!!! #the older kid also has a complicated relationship with his mom transitioning tbh #art #wow original art from me... ummm. #he also wears glasses but not all the time #GRAPHIC DESIGN IS (NOT) MY PASSION!!!!! #I WANT YOU TO KNOW IF THIS WOULD EVER BE WRITTEN IT WOULD BE GROUNDBREAKING INCREDIBLE. #but it wont because one that would imply that i finish writing anything ever. #two it would require so so much reading. which you should be doing you should be researching. #but the point is there would be a lot because i would think 'oh it had to be perfect' and then would never do it. on top of already #never finishing anything.................. #ocs

[ask-lu-wild]

#pic #story #Checking Courage #The Royal Pibling’s Plight #the queen has arrived #Urbosa is a little harder to write than the other champions #I talked a little about it with friends #She's supposed to be the 'mom friend' of the champions #but we're not just dealing with the champions here #and with this story Twilight is the more established mom friend #I also personally feel like Urbosa's character in botw was... eh. #Like I have no problem with a mom friend in a group but Urbosa could've been done better yk? #All of the supporting characters in botw/totk were kinda one-note but #there was something interesting about revali mipha and daruk that complimented the original personality #Like with Revali he's a haughty pretentious asshole but he also gets a lot of that ego from wanting others to see his feats #Mipha's shy and sweet but she doesn't just love Link she loves everyone and wants to protect everyone #DARUK IS DARUK! #But with Urbosa her entire personality... surrounded Zelda in some way #I think I feel this way because every time we saw Urbosa in the past she was with Zelda #her conversation with Link was centered around Zelda #So I want to get into her relationship with Link #and maybe see what I can work with because Fujibayashi and his writers like to annoy ME specifically GA 21 year old tumblr user

[transexualpirate]

i love the lesbian couple that lives near my parent's work. they are super nice and they live in a farm with nine dogs and over fifteen cats (not an exaggeration). im pretty sure one of them was in a cult when she was younger. they're both butch and one of them says she doesn't see gender for anyone ever, only presentation and pronouns. she still uses the word lesbian to herself because she thinks it sounds cool. all animals in their farm are rescues. they have more coconut trees that they can account for so everytime we visit they shove coconut at us and we leave with at least ten in our car because they literally don't know what to do with that much coconut. their existence fills me with hope

#this is true btw #they're friends of my mom and stepdad #because one of them is my mom's coworker's sister #and they sort of got super close #the coworker has kind of left the “group” recently #for multiple reasons including but not limited to: he excused fascism in front of us and we never let it go #i love them so much #they had a horse for a while #and a donkey #mine #not to be taken seriously #personal

[irlkisukeurahara]

"why would you want to claim (insert anime character) for the trans community? They're a bad person beca-"

I don't appreciate this insistence that transgender people have to be a good person to be valid. Transgender people are just as likely to be good-for-nothing pieces of shit as everyone else. Why do we all have to be "pure soft good boys" to be enough for you? It's a fictional character anyways, why must they adhere to real life standards?

#rambles with miles #giselle bleach #giselle gewelle #bleach #anime #bleach anime #tybw #bleach tybw #crocomom #crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece #one piece anime #i am not even far enough to understand the crocomom theory yet #but i see this a lot in the 'anti-crocomon' group of peolle #'why would he be trans and luffy's mom he tried to kill him' buddy bad people exist #why do you think that this fictional villain would be tied down by realistic real life human morality #ya know???

[adaume]

A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHOU!!! YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shou suzuki #Suzuki Shou #ritsu kageyama #shigeo kageyama #mp100 fanart #there's ritshou if you squint #myart #this is so late but he deserves every birthday arts in the world #the idea here is that everyone planned this as a surprise and his mom was in on it too #Serizawa is holding a box of cakes btw #I would have drawn his group in s2 too but I didn't know what to do with them </3

[mstormcloud]

Diamond cutters doodles!!!!! I love them all sm and PLEASEEE I WANT SILVER TO REJOIN SO BAD…….

#like IK he got in trouble for what was basically attempted murder and a LOT of property damage #like those chairs? gone. destroyed. #but……..I want him to rejoin the group after the Duo situation ends I think he’s a super cute and silly addition #I personally think then when it was Just Whisper and Tangle whisper WAS the voice of reason #liek she kept tangle from dying #BUT after Lanolin joined Lanolin quickly realized Whisper is ALSO CRAZY just in a slightly different way #I think Whisper enjoys chaos cuz it’s funny #I love these guys smmm ughhh #silver the hedgehog #sth #idw sonic #I’m not gonna tag this spoilers cuz I don’t think it is??? #but if someone thinks it counts go ahead to tag it!! #whisper the wolf #lanolin the sheep #tangle the lemur #the diamond cutters #my art #mstormcloud #lanolin is team mom

[lgbtlunaverse]

I'm a little bit insane about how in novel canon the whole xiyao ending where Jin Guangyao wants to die with Xichen, who accepts, which then makes jgy change his mind and pushes him away at the last second isn't actually explicit. A lot of adaptations chose to make it so but in the novel this is all VERY up for interpretation.

Here's what actually happens in the text: Lan xichen stabs jgy, jgy moves away from lan xichen, xichen follows him, wwx realizes jgy is about to open the coffin and calls "watch out!" to lan xichen. Jgy unseals nmj, pushes xichen away, nmj kills jgy and they are both dragged into the coffin which is sealed again.

Here's what wei wuxian, our narrator, thinks is happening: Jin Guangyao wanted to lead lan xichen to his death out of revenge for stabbing him. Lan Xichen, unaware, simply followed Jin Guangyao to try and stop him from getting away. Wei wuxian's warning came too late, but Jin Guangyao- for an unknown reason- changed his mind at the last second and pushed lan xichen out of danger before lan xichen had any idea of what was going on.

Here's what most fans as well as the teams behind several adpatations think is happening: Jin Guangyao leads Xichen to nmj's coffin to die with him, Xichen accepts, because of this acceptance, proof xichen still cares for him, Jin Guangyao pushes him out of harm's way. Wei Wuxian just doesn't get that gay people who aren't him or Lan Wangji exist.

Here's what ALSO MIGHT BE HAPPENING: Jin guangyao wants to die in a different way than he is currently dying. Maybe he's afraid of what'll happen to his body after his death like he was scared for his mother's, maybe he wants to confront nmj one last time now that there's nothing more for him to lose, maybe - if he can't take her body with him- he'd at least like his final resting place to be where he buried his mother. Lan Xichen thinks he's trying to get away and follows but Jin Guangyao, who despite everything doesn't want him to die, pushes him away. Xichen doesn't know what happened until it's already happened. What he would've wanted if he had known remains up in the air.

Or, alternatively: Jin Guangyao's reasons are as above, but unbeknowst to Wei Wuxian, Xichen DOES know what jgy is about to do and either misinterprets this as an invitation to all die together, or inidividually decides he, too, is done, and wants to join his sworn brothers in the grave. To Jin Guangyao this has nothing to do with Lan Xichen, and he still doesn't want him to die, so he pushes him away against Lan Xichen's wishes.

Every single one of these interpretations is unhinged and they are all supported by the original text. It's like a choose your own adventure of tragic gay endings.

#mdzs #mdzs meta #meng yao #jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #3zun #xiyao #rs: i wish it could've been you #honestly which is worse for xichen. Being denied his wish explicitly or only realizing he wanted it after it'd already been denied for him #OR genuinely not wanting to die but being forced to live with the fact that even after he essentially killed him jgy still saved his life #just another way he's in his debt #like no matter what he's not coming out of here okay #i switch between a bunch of these all the time but actually favor the last 2 because they're very underexplored in my opinion #I like it when 'i never even thought about hurting you' remains true to the bitter end. He never even considered it #also I just... have a lot of feelings about that being his mom's coffin #do you remember that in the novel the coffin was so heavy only sect leaders could bear the weight? #so for the burial a group of sect leaders had to be the pallbearers... the SYMBOLISM GUYS!! THE SYMBOLISM! #jgy dies in infamy but despite everything it's the highest of cultivation society who carry the coffin he's buried in #he's in the same coffin as a great sect leader!! As nmj!! After a whole life fighting an uphill battle finally in death they are equal #it's not justice and it's not fair but it's... something #wwx's interpretation is the one i favour the least. sorry bro you remain an unreliable narrator to me. #it feels rather uncharitable towards jgy which makes sense for wwx's pov but makes it not my favorite #there's an alternative version of that intepretation where jgy THINKS he's doing the coffin trio pact and thinks xichen accepts. #and has the same realization of oh no he still cares I don't want him to die and pushes lxc away #meanwhile lan xichen hasn't actually processed any of this because it all happened in about 0.4 seconds #i like that one slightly more but it's still not my favorite #there's tragedy in the misunderstanding but it's a bit convoluted.

[frnkiebby]

ray is trying so hard~🎃

#he is so the mom of the group #the tired voice of reason #and i mean #i feel like ray is one of the most unhinged #i have no real true abundant evidence of this #but it’s the vibe #it could also be the mcr toy thing too but #aside from that #ray is the mom friend #while also the one who fuels franks chaos #ray toro #our ray of sunshine #happy ray monday #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[rotary-supercollider]

Had a dream last night that The Adventure Zone did a season where they played a Kingdom Hearts TTRPG, and one of the villains was a corrupted Mickey Mouse, who due to the influence of the Darkness, had transformed from the “Good Cook” into the “Bad Chef.” (nothing about any of his designs resembled a chef.) After he was redeemed, it turned out he had been possessed by “the spirit of a malevolent orphan”, implied to be Walt Fucking Disney himself, which would have WILD implications if it made any sense

#Walt wasn’t even an orphan #though he did kill his mom by accident #ro #dreams #TAZ #the adventure zone #mcelroys #Kingdom Hearts #KH #OH also it was implied that the orphan spirit might be Griffin himself???? #which #your dad is in the d&d group?????? what the hell griffin