#HEY THERE JULIET!!!!

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage! #Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked' #oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli! #turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact) #Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed! #together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

[smallsimmer]

Juliet and Liam in 2015 vs 2024

#dl #Juliet used to be my MAIN OC back in the day like she was my fave for some reason #she looked god awful but hey we gotta start somewhere #same for Liam poor guy LMAO

[linusbenjamin]

Juliet + Rachel // The Carlsons

#lost #lostedit #tvedit #lost spoilers #juliet burke #rachel carlson #nikolatexla #jess' tag that says 'juliet should've been allowed to kill ben actually' #hey anon i was actually gonna gif just a scene of them but somehow this made more sense

[kazoosandfannypacks]

summary: percy finds a new favorite song

word count: 415 words

a/n: "hey juliet" by tufts beelzebubs has been on my percabeth playlist and lives rent free in my mind, so i decided to write a tiny little thing about percy with this song, set probably somewhere in between the second and fourth book. ideally, you could even listen to the song while you read the fic.

taglist: @laughingphoenixleader @jedi-nurse {if you’d like to be added to my percabeth/pjo taglist, let me know!}

also on ao3!

Hey Juliet

 Percy didn't usually listen to this kind of music, but this song in particular caught his attention.

 That's a huge deal, actually, at least for Percy. Not a lot of things could reliably catch or hold his attention. Usually he'd start listening to a song, and then his mind would wander, and then he'd find himself seven tracks ahead of where he was without having even noticed a thing about the songs he missed.

 But Hey Juliet by Tufts Beelzebubs was apparently an exception.

 He wouldn't go telling any of his friends that he liked a capella music now. At that point, just tell your friends you sing Broadway hits with your mom and watch opera on the weekends; you'll spare yourself some embarrassment.

 But this a capella song was a bit different. It was fast. It had a good beat. The audio had multiple parts to listen to— several people singing or making background noises at once, and the fact that there were multiple things to focus on held Percy's attention. He'd often throw it into the background on loop when he was doing his homework, giving him something to occupy the back of his brain while the front of his brain focused on his studies.

 But every now and then, he'd stop his work and listen to the words.

 "I just want you to know, I wanna be your Romeo. Hey, Juliet…"

 "I never got the big deal with Romeo and Juliet anyways," Percy mumbled, "some guy wrote a hard-to-read-play about two people who love each other so much that they die? What's the point?"

 But he knew there was a little more to it than that. Something about Romeo and Juliet's parents hating each other, but that those two main characters loved each other anyways, which apparently was interesting to most people.

 Percy Jackson, however, was not like most people.

 "That's actually ridiculous," Percy thought, "that would be like if I fell in love with the kid of one of my dad's rivals, like... like one of Athena's kids… like… oh shoot."

 He winced as one of Athena's kids came to mind: Annabeth Chase.

 "Yeah," he thought, "it would be as ridiculous as me falling in love with Annabeth."

 But ever since that moment, every time Hey Juliet came on, he found himself with another thing to focus on— the thought of Annabeth smiling at him, and the idea that maybe having a Juliet wouldn't be such a bad thing after all.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percabeth #hey juliet #tufts beelzebubs #kazzy writes #fic #fanfiction #percabeth fic #kazzy borrows uncle rick's sweater #otp: the rivalry ends here

[nat-has-two-girlfriends]

me rn

Episodes come out at 5 am for me so I will be waking up to carnage on the tl/dashboard 😗✌️

#yellowjackets #mistynat #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #please if they kill of my little guy I will actually cry #hey that rhymes #you know someone is really delusion when they start rhyming at half past midnight #like. let’s be real here. Jeff is the only one acceptable to die #cause he’s so so pathetically in love with sharan and honestly good for him I would be too #that he makes the ultimate sacrifice for her to be okay again #and it would just a beautiful end #but with nat? #it would be a half assessed redemption arc because of javi to die for someone else #which is all well and good but it’s a shitty end to a shitty life and she does not deserve that!!! #not with everything that she has suffered and survived through! she made it out! she did amazingly well #and it would be so so tragic and devastating at the end almost as if to say that the only ending that someone like nat can have is death #and that’s just so unfair #anyway I’m only a bit passionate about this I truly do love her character it means so much to me #also if they make misty kill nat that’s a really fucked up version of Romeo and Juliet #can you imagine? #Misty having to kill the one person that for some reason believed in her and trusted her against the odds. and she has to sacrifice AGAIN

[suddenrundown]

psych 🤝🏻 leverage

having episodes about deadly viruses wherein the leads have heavy romantic tension

#HEY HI HELLO I JUSY WATCHED THE THORNBURG VIRUS EP OF PSYCH #shawn nearly told juliet he loved herrrrr ''i dont wanna miss out on the prize'' OOF #ON THE GROUND ABOUT SHAWN AND JULIET RIGHT NOW #taylor watches psych #psych #leverage

[darkcrowprincess]

Random romeo and juliet fact about me:

I learned about Romeo and Juliet way early than everyone else. Like super early, like before 3rd grade early? How you may ask? I watched an episode of Hey Arnold

I also learned about the opera Carmen that way too(both from Hey Arnold and Pbs Arthur). Like I knew the bare bones of it. But I knew about it. So when my teacher in 3rd grade was reading us this book, and mentioned if anyone knew about romeo and juliet. I was like the only one who raised their hand. The teacher asked really? and told me to explain what it is. And I did and I was right. The teacher was happily surprised I was right. Because I knew about the bare bones about it, I would quote the lines that were said in the cartoon episode whenever I played with my dolls. The bare bones I knew was the balcony scene. I just thought it was really cute and pretty to say.

I was always curious to actually read the play. Than one day when I was in 6th grade I think I borrowed a book that had both romeo and juliet and west side story from the library and read that. I loved both. So when we read Romeo and Juliet in high school I was way a head pf everyone else because I loved and read the play already. Heck by high school I saw the movies. Had the 1996 version on dvd and owned the book. Now I own several copies of romeo and juliet. So what do you learn from all of this? Cartoons can teach you things too. Not just school and books.

#romeo and juliet #romeo & juliet #hey arnold #cartoons #books #plays #shakespeare #william shakespere #my thoughts

[thecomet-and-themeteor]

Sorry for Romeo & Juliet posting on not main but just hold on for a second, I promise this relates to & Juliet it's genuinely insane how Prince Escalus just fucking. Lost like all of his (named) relatives.

Motherfucker gave both the Capulets and the Montagues at least a million chances and both families just abused it.

His cousin was killed while visiting the grave of his dead fiancée and his nephew was killed in a fight that he had no reason to be in. The first one was by a Montague, the second one was by a Capulet. The first one was on behalf of a Capulet, the second one was on behalf of a Montague.

That's fucking insane, man. I wouldn't be surprised if, in & Juliet, while the Capulets were busy in Paris with Juliet and Frankie, the Montagues were being stripped of their status, titles, and land. And then when the Capulets returned to Verona, I wouldn't be surprised if they were also stripped of their status, titles, and land. And the worst part is, that is literally the least he could do as a punishment to them yet I don't doubt even for a second that that was the punishment he went with because HE STILL FUCKING CARED ABOUT THEM.

And the slap in the face of both Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet being alive meanwhile Paris and Mercutio both still lay dead is unimaginable. What would you do in that situation? Genuinely, what would you do? Because I can't imagine it'd be anything good.

#and he liked the Capulets better than the montagues to begin with!!!! #he was letting his cousin MARRY JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!! #HE LIKED THE CAPULETS!!!!!! #but when one of his officers tells him hey come to Juliet Capulets tomb he expects some bullshit right #only for him to see said cousin fucking dead?????? #AND A CAPULET BEING THE ONE TO KILL HIS NEPHEW #THATS PROBABLY WHY HE LET'S ROMEO OFF SO EASILY #HE SAID THAT THE NEXT FIGHT WOULD RESULT IN THE DEATH PENALTY OF SOMEONE BUT LIKE #MOTHERFUCKER WAS MAD AND A LIL VENGEFUL #ROMEO GOT REVENGE #the urge to name myself after him is so strong man #hes such a character #im just repeating myself at this point but do you get it #Do You Get It? #& juliet #&j #and juliet #romeo and juliet #romeo & juliet

[little-mouse-adventures]

Disney's animated Mulan came out in 1998, and I just know 13yr old Juliet Butler would have been insufferable about it

#artemis fowl #juliet butler #her poor brother would've had to put up with so much bullshit #'hey brother would you consider yourself as swift as the coursing river?' 'jules it's five in the morning' 'yeah but would you?' #'don't rush me! i am being as tranquil as the forest. i am as mysterious as the dark side of the moon' #'you're going to be late for school is what you are. get in the car.' #'you can't call Artemis a spineless pale pathetic lot. it's not even grammatically correct.' 'i was just quoting a song Dom - #Honest. it's not my fault Artemis thought i was talking about him. Also can fireworks be used as weapons? can we test that?' 'jesus christ

[ninadove]

My ✨ awesome girlfriend ✨ @paracosmicfawn went above and beyond to colour my Inachis design and LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT THE BOY

So handsome and so menacing

#miraculous ladybug #felix graham de vanily #argos #inachis #butterfly felix #mlb au #kwami swap #shadow strike au #Living his best Barbie princess life #He’s actually a very very good guy in this AU #Just here to save himself and his cousin the Reasonable and Healthy Way #( Well I don’t know how “reasonable” their plan is BUT HEY AT LEAST THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER ) #And to get Many Many Kisses from his queen #Romeo and Juliet wish they had what Feligami has (brains)

[sweetbrier2908]

mammon is the type of guy who climb into your window and say "hey juliet" then blush so hard !!!!!!!

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me headcanon #hey juliet #obey me mammon #mammon the himbo #he's a blushing mess #u know that scene of jughead and betty in rivedale s1

[thy-cocoa-doth-grow-cold]

Me watching Blood Diamond for a film study in Social last year but Michael Sheen shows up and I'm trying not to whisper "that's my favourite actor" to my friend because the whole class will hear and think I'm weird.

#michael sheen #i have a problem #every time i see him in something i'm like HEY #same thing happened when DAVID TENNANT was in the audiobook of romeo and juliet in ela #not my fault they're so cool and silly #good omens

[linusbenjamin]

Lost 4.10 | Something Nice Back Home

#lost #lostedit #tvedit #lost spoilers #juliet burke #jack shephard #nikolatexla #hey anon hope you like this! #he's acting like a grumpy cat lol #juliet looks beautiful here #so yesterday i've watched them return home and do a press conference :') #i almost cried #the fact that he wanted to be awake during surgery is just so 😬 #you know this whole kate jack relationship reminds me of 'mama i'm in love with a criminal' 😬

[butchhamlet]

You know if there’s any character to start hating for Romeo and Juliet it’s Friar Lawrence. What the fuck was he doing

literally what the fuck was this man on about. let me marry these two thirteen-year-olds to each other to solve the feud instead of talking to their parents who more or less run the feud. let me not tell anyone about this just in case i get yelled at for it. sure juliet you can have death poison [peeling off the "do not give to children under 16" sticker]

#max.txt #he's like the world's most irresponsible guidance counselor #you're in the counseling office like 'hey i think i'm depressed' and he's like 'hmm. that sucks :(' #WREN IF YOU ARE READING THIS THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO HAWAIIAN SHIRT FRIAR LAWRENCE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG #asks #romeo and juliet

[cinnamon-notes]

i have been ghosting my friends for idk a month??? and they have been doing the same??? except for when we meet in a workplace cuz somehow our jobs decided to cross over :)

#feeling so bad about it but like i cant bring myself to interact with people right now but i am also constantly sad because i dont interact #with anyone out of work :/ but working makes me socially exhausted & tbh all i wanna do is be depressed with my books & my movies &my tunes #but i also crave affection like i realize i have zero social life and i sometimes schedule some hangout with my friends but it's almost #become like idk a task? something i look at through work eyes. like- i arrange our hangouts the way i arrange work meetings. it's so sad. #i know it is. but still- i cant help it. through all my life ive been missing having a lifelong friend who knows me like the back of their #hands and i know like the back of mine. never had it. cant cry over that. it's passed. i cant invent lifelong friendships that never existed #and i gotta make peace with that. plus- what am i complaining about if im just incapable of keeping any friend for longer than a month??? #after the first month- maybe the first couple of months- it all gets boring and dont get me wrong i really love my friends but somehow they #lose interest in me and i lose interest in them and we become just people who know each other and occasionally hang out but like- i've never #had a friend who's there for me when things happen in my life. i've always had friends to tell things to afterwards. like- i know i cant #really pick up the phone and say “hey. im having a bad time. can we take a walk? talk on the phone? can you tell me about your day? can you #just be here for me?“ and i cant even idk just randomly pop up with a ”oh my god i hate him i hate him i hate him it's a whole montague vs #capulet but if romeo and juliet never existed kind of hatred!!“ i just cant vent right away. ive always thought that that's my problem. #and maybe it is. but still- how's come they can vent to me? im always there right away. i do love my people and i show up for them. #sometimes my depression makes it soooo difficult to hang out constantly but if there's one thing that cannot be said about mw is that i dont #care. cuz i do. and maybe that's the problem #and maybe it's just easier for me to care than let others care? idk? but then again- i did try to open up. i did try to let them care. i did #try everything by the book & off the book but still- idk it's always just an “im sorry” never an “i care so much to say more than im sorry” #and yeah it's my problem cuz i am not a constant person im not that steady in what i do. i still dont know if it's because i havent found #yet the people worth doing it or if i am just traumatized (my ex is knocking on this door lol) but- idk it makes me extremely sad!!! #and ive rambled on way too much but i jusg needed to let some things out of my mind cuz i cant understand whats wrong with me and why i #crave true friendships although im hella scared of and bored of and unwilling to nurturing one :) #cinnamon diary

[spooky-scary-society]

Watching Leonardo DiCaprio’s Romeo kneel in the field and scream Juliet’s name after news of her death, I am brought to mind Todd running through the snow and screaming Neil’s name.

I am unwell! 🥲

#oof ouch owie #hey that hurts #dead poets society #romeo + juliet 1996