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How Ghosts/Danny sees the League of Assassins/Ra’s al Ghul
I have seen a lack of world building regarding the LoA in all those dp x dc “Jason caught a ghost disease when he got dropped in Grandaddy Ra’s glowing green gamer-girl bathwater of eternal youth” fics and that is a goddamn shame bc… how does Danny see them?
Okay so the Lazarus Pits are weird messed up ectoplasm, fanon has decided, yada yada. Be it waste water seeping through to their reality, trapped ectoplasm stagnated and warped into something wrong, corrupted toxic waste, basically sewers of the Infinite Realms that throw off the balance of souls (pit rage) and reality (cheating death.)
But if the Lazarus Pits are Sewers, then does this… does this mean…
Does this mean the League of Assassins are New York Sewer Rats?
BC LIKE- prolonged exposure to the Weird Ectoplasm has slightly mutated their souls and made them stronger/more violent. They’ve adapted into an entirely different BREED and staked their claim and Danny COULD, logically, beat one in a fight easily if he really wanted to.
But like… would you want to? It’s a SEWER RAT they stinks and definitely carrying all kinds of diseases and they’re scurrying all over the place with thier tiny little maladapted cores what the FUCK. It fears no god. What do you even win, the sewer? They can keep that. Now you’re just an idiot that got jumped by a rat. Go get a shower. And maybe a rabies shot. Eugh.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#idk man i wanna see damians face when danny calls the al ghuls sewer rats#i think tim will get a kick out of it#jason picked up a disease in the sewer#500+ years of marination messed Ra’s UP#HE NASTY DONT TOUCH HIM EW#glowing green gamer girl bathwater of youth
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poly!bats boys x plus sized black reader headcanons?
Omg I completely ignored the poly part my bad I’ll do another one but for now here’s this
THIS HAS NOT BEEN EDITED AT ALL SO IF ITS BAD DONT JUDGE
Azriel
He worships you body in the bedroom
He knows how it feels to be insecure (via his hands)
So he always make sure to remind you your beautiful.
Fucks you when ever you get a new hairstyle
If you ever worked for the night Court you would be a perfect spy bc ur change ur wigs all the time.
When you wore your Afro out one day in the city the kids came rushing out to greet you and they put a whole bunch of flowers in ur hair
He he didn’t think it was possible to fall even more in love with you in that moment but he did. He loved seeing you with kids
Punched a dude in the face for making fun of ur weight.
He thinks ur hair is really cute
Would try to use ur hair and ur ass as a pillow.
Always touching ur belly and kissing ur arms/shoulders.
{dam bitch why I’m blushing}
Goes feral when u wear skin tight dresses and that one color that looks good on ur skin tone.
Kisses you stomach when he’s going down on u.
When u fall asleep he’ll put on ur bonnet for u and kiss ur forehead.
You’ll be at the dinner table with everyone and he’ll be kissing ur wrist and kissing up ur arm like chill bruh it’s not that serious
He’ll learn how to do ur twist outs and will make sure u never run out of hair grease.
Don’t make jokes about ur weight or skin color in front of him. He will fuck you in front of the mirror/ window just to show u and everyone else just how pretty you look when your cumming on his dick.
Ur sitting in his lap ALL of the time
Seriously
When even u joined the high lord meetings with az rhysand wouldn’t even give u a chair bc he knew Azriel would just pull u into his lap and you would both just sit there
U thought he was lying when he said he would fuck you in front of everyone if you kept making jokes about yourself?
The next meeting he had he had you facing everyone while fucking the shit out of you while his shadows covered the both of you so no one would see.
Sadly the shadows couldn’t hide your moans so u had to keep quiet.
Rhysand chewed him out for it but he also told az he would of done the same thing (they both nasty like that ew)
Cassian
He’s a big man so of course he likes everything big.
No offense to nesta but I don’t think it’s really realistic for cassian to be with a skinny girl 😔
Big beefy men usually go for big girls idk why ask your baldheaded mother.
He would only wanna see u in skintight dresses. (Or naked but that’s another story.)
He would HAVE TO learn how to do ur hair
Territorial asf
One time u had a male hair braider and he almost went crazy
You smacked him and kicked him out
After that he made sure to learn how natural hair works bc there was no way he was gonna let anyone else touch you.
It was kinda romantic teaching him and watching him learn about your hair.
He’ll do ur cornrows and then fuck u.
I feel like he would be more intimate when it comes to doing ur hair.
Like he would light candles and wash ur body in the bathtub and then wash ur hair.
After he’s done he would lay u on the bed and oil and lotion ur whole body down. And put u in one of his shirts
He would have u sit in his chair at his desk, section your hair and twist it up
You’d be so relaxed at that point and turned on.
9/10 im slow fucking him after that ngl.
Nice sleepy cuddle-fucking? Yes sir yes sir.
Rhysand
He tried to learn how to do ur hair but he was so busy and was always tired after his long work days.
But there was no way in hell he was having his high lady looking like shit
So he made a plan and got together the best stylists and braiders in the game for his wife ❤️🤞🏾
He would definitely have u living that pampered wife lifestyle
Im not really into the soft life shit but he would definitely have u living the soft life
Always buying expensive hair jewelry and headbands.
He got u a wet brush with a fat diamond in the center.
All ur hair products would match bc he likes organization.
Would probably have a whole separate room dedicated to ur hair and jewelry.
I’m kinda mad at rhysand rn so no more for him.
#acotar black reader#acotar x black reader#acotar x reader#azriel x black reader#cassian x reader#rhysand x reader#rhysand x black reader#Azriel smut#rhysand smut#cassian smut#cassian x black reader#acotar x plus-size reader#plus size reader#black reader#bravrdm#cassian acotar#acotar smut#acotar black women#acotar x you
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Charlos is looking for the answers to the question:
24, 27, 38
You know who this is i dont need to sign it
Who's more likely to give the other a massage?
Carlos. He's always touching Charles, always manhandling him, and sometimes he just starts kneading Charles' shoulders randomly, without thinking, all the while Charles is like 😳🍆
Who is the light weight that needs to be taken care of after a party?
Charles. Nobody can convince me that dude can hold his drink properly, i bet he gets drunk af and unberable after like two drinks, and its never wine bcs he doesnt like wine, so its either beer (ew) or hard liquor, and hes laughing and hes adorable and Carlos is being responsible and giving him water and holding him up as Charles stumbles and pushes his face into Carlos' neck and giggles, and oh fuck.
Who is more sexually experimental? Who's more vanilla?
Charles is a try everything once guy. Carlos is catholic, so hes either repressed or rebelling, but id bet hes nasty either way ;)
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BLOCK THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT AWAY (Woman hating, Woman objectifing, type of guy that openly supports lesbian incest (because men enjoy it sexually)
Hey okay so ladies and guys and weirdos and weirdless indivudals. We got a fucking nasty person on our hands.
@dixewolf
He is a porn account in which he has naked woman being belted, force to kneel in front of men. Now if he was just a dom that would be one thing but look no further than this.
I will not show his posts cause honestly they are nasty just like him. He has images of girl cound up on there and just reblogs a lot of shit. Not to mention just the misogny of it all one post had blocked images that a woman should never cum and reasons why. One that stood out a woman should only cum to make the man feel good.
You sweet summer child, most men cannot even find the clit and I am sure you get no where with woman cause usually men like this (cause he is not even a real dom, BDSM Is built on respect and safety) do not get any ladies and I pray to god this guy dies alone with no woman touching him.
Yes that is a bit harsh but honestly woman don’t need men, we may want me. BUT We do not need them. If you think a woman needs a man and cannot be complete without a man then leave my page.
If you do agree this guy is nasty AF block his account and report him.
Thank you to my friend Rick who found this guy while scrowling through a lot of random posts. Like Rick thanks for calling this guy out.
DISCLAIMER
BDSM REAL BDSM Is not objectifying the person and making them serve you. It is about respect. I been a dom and a sub before and the proper way to do it is NOTHING like this guy says. He wants to control woman and be served like is not a limp dick loser. Sorry but not sorry. If he has to objectify woman like this he obiosuly has a LOT of short coming and insecurites and just is stupid.
also the fact you not suppose to have porn on this site as it him have lesbians sucking each other nipples and saying their sisters like ewww. I dont even know if some of these girls are legal like this guy ew some looked kind of young and I just feel so uncomfortable after that.
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S3 Ep 7 Thoughts (AHS Coven)
the first thing i see is a needle. my heart rate spikes through the ROOF.
are u kidding why a tattoo shop out of ALL THINGS???
OMG KYLE AHJFKGIUR IS THIS PRE KYLE???
"toto is AMAZEBALLS" your honour i love him
his friend jimmy getting a tattoo in japanese with the words 'beginning and end' is actually kinda cool
honeys talking about what he wants to do in life and im just like :(
omg his other friend has a irish tattoo on him thats cute
OH MY GOD NOT SO CUTE BC NOW IT'S ON KYLES ARM BC THEY HAD TO USE DIFFERENT BODY PARTS TO PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER
NO AND HE HAS THE JAPANESE TATTOO NOW? FUCKKK
BABY :(
i think he's realising that he's stitched back together
Oh hey zoe come comfort the boy he literally cannot talk
WHAT WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN BEHIND YOUR BACK? NO!
banger intro as usual
oh my god hey madison you look pretty stunning gorgeous as per usual
"we think that pain is the worst feeling - it isnt. how can anything be worse than this eternal silence inside me?" oh my god.
not me finding comfort in madison now what
OKAY BACK TO KYLE AND ZOE HELP
"hey" zoe walks forward. kyle = flinches back garbles bc SHE HAS A GUN. WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO SHE HAS A GUN!!!
oh shit he's angry he snatched the gun
OH HES TRYING TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH
yes zoe! dont let man do that!
queenie and miss daisy bonding over fast food = me core
cordelia realising that madisons alive by touching her face and getting visions GO GET FIONA WOOOO
why is fiona getting sexy time with a spirit and a KILLER spirit at that
zoe teaching zombie boy how to communicate <3
oh hes getting frustrated bc he doesnt get it poor kyle
MADISON DONT U DARE HARM KYLE
awh theyre both bonding over dying and coming back to life :(
queenie dont fall for it babyyyyyyy
cordelia and zoe plotting to kill fiona HELL YEAHHHHHH
OH MY GOD KYLE AND MADISON ARE HAVING SEX WHA
POOR ZOE WALKED IN
fiona i dont like you but spirit evil man has been watching over you since you were 8 and thats creepy!
SPALDINGS ALIVE???? um hi bro
interrogate zoe!!!!
YEAH ZOE KILL SPALDING SLAY
madison telling zoe about kyle.... ick
NO THEYRE NOT HAVING A THREESOME ARE THEY????? WHAT????????
NO.
fiona returning to mr ghost man... ew
queenie betraying ms daisy... not on my prediction list
the blood smearing is NASTY
thoughts: what the acual fuck.
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The Call of Cthulhu
Spoilers ahead :)
Chapter 1:
"Okay, aah, shark-"
"Okay, lots of blood. Cool cool cool"
"Ew, I dont like this game and I'm only a min in."
"Uh, how do I 3rd pov"
"What's the controls like?"
*camera sensitivity, vibration, invert*
" *half laugh* wow, thank you, so helpful"
"Alright then"
"Onwards we go"
"To crouch press B??? NO??? EEE! IF IT SAY X TO RUN I AM GONNA CRY"
"Omg I'm so scared"
"Theres a meme for the face I'm making, the harold in pain."
"This is very scary"
"Can I run?"
"WHAT WAS THAT????"
"Ok, maybe our octopus baby is just scared of the light... that's ok, that's good."
"I have a lamp and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm actually scared if I dont"
"He speaks to me"
"Did lovecraft dude make the octodaddy a man?"
"Pff, I went from 'imma piss my pants' scared, to calling cthulhu Daddy"
"From the cover pic, cthulhu got a dad bod"
"AAAAA DONT FIGHT??? IT SAYS HOW TO RUN, BITCH-"
"Thank god, it was a dream"
Main character: I hate whiskey
Me: same
"Can i turn this shit music off?"
"The phone is ringing... imma ignore it"
"I dont like auto save games, especially not when i cant manually save aswell"
"Yoo, wtf is this? Hes like a pokemon"
"Or it's like level up skyrim and fallout"
"Omg fiiine"
"Would be fun if there were a sherlock Dracula game, like debunk him"
"Oooh, I get to choose my character points, like dragon age"
"Most on investigation... and strength ofc, no wait, I dont want that, one less... medicine or occult info... hmmm... i have zero % on occult... guess I'll do that then"
Sanity: confident in your abilities and your cartesian mind-
Me: a what?
*googles*
Me: logical and self aware, ok I guess
"This is interesting"
"So, she was a psychic? If she just 'sees' things"
"So far? Good game"
Pierce: something's queer-
Me: yeah, me
"Isnt it like, if you talk about or draw or whatever, it draws power to cthulhu?"
"I'm gonna find that honking car outside his building, and set it the fuck on fire"
"Darkwater island? I have to think of something else, but it sounds familiar?"
Chapter two:
"Basic achievement! Yay :D"
"Darkwater sound like a very nasty homebrewed beer"
"The loading screen is so slow, it takes me back to windows 96"
"Aa- I think the game got offended, suddenly it moved fast"
" 'Enter madness' lmao, same"
"What would happen if a boat didnt want to take him to the island?"
" 'A game by Cyanide studio' spooky"
"Scary stones in the water"
"I like the fonts of the title"
"I mean, some whale ships had it coming"
"I failed the skill test, wow, rude. Put points into medical, people"
"I was on the 'he started it', and now I'm not allowed to drink, ugh... I have to play by me, not what can get me things"
"Wait, those are the same thing. Damnit"
"Oh lookie here, a woman. How do I know? Shes clearly wearing lipgloss!"
"Damn, this game isnt good for me, I'm failing all of these dialogues. I'm a terrible detective"
"The captain is just watching me as I go through his stuff"
Captain Fitzroy: us men of the sea are superstitious folk.
Me: as you should.
"Killer whales are fucking assholes"
"I have heard of the depths, yes"
"Love me some mythology"
"Like, why, would you put the dead whale, back? How is it even on land??? Did they drag it? Or did it just appear ON land? Cuz bruh, I wouldnt even touch it then"
"I dont wanna look at a leg that's been on a dead man, ew"
"Tell me about the hella whale"
Me: I snooped through you shit, heres my thoughts-
Him, as he should: wtf??? Dont touch my shit
Me: understandable, have a good day
"Wtf is the jetty?"
"Thanks man, I'm about to talk to people and make more mistakes"
"No wonder I'm a failing detective"
"My sherlock days are behind me, I'm a fool"
"Hes running like hes not wearing shoes, and theres puddles on the ground"
" 'They were all burnt up' that's so fucking creepy"
"I can lockpick????? Fuck. Yes."
"I broke it :("
Pierce: statue of saint dude for sailors, vandalism, cant even say what language
Me: angry language
Bootleggers: if this (didnt pay attention) gets out, we will get in trouble with you-know-who.
Me: Voldemort?
"Oh, I had a lighter"
"How do I turn it off"
"Hah! You think you can fight me! Oooooh ouch, the penis, she kicked it"
"Ugh, this game is hard. This is why I always die quickly, I just cant stop being sassy"
"Cat looks like she needs to pee"
"Oh no, ah, if I do this, I might owe her a favour... HMMMMMM, god... am I gonna regret this? Probably"
"Yes."
"I dont like to say this, but she should get laid or, ya know, SLEEP, Go and sleep in a soft bed, take a bubble bath... wait, did they have bubble baths at this time?"
"Google says 1940, and this is like 1800 something... go take a relatively warm bath, Cat."
"Shes so angry, is she ok?"
"She needs a hug. Not from me, nuuuh"
"In a romance movie or something, Pierce and Cat would date"
"... or am I thinking fanfics"
"See! Anger and strength isnt the way to go."
"I clearly made a mistake asking for her help. Next play through. Is gonna be better"
Chapter 3:
Game: enter madness
Me: already there, baby
"Its odd that her husband had the final saying on the grave location..."
"Me avoiding the main quest, only to do exactly what the main quest wants me to to do, ugh"
"Okay! The guy, mr winchester is very angry and very scary- and I just got an achievement that says just that"
"I dont understand the way to choose level points, but ok"
"So from what I saw, the couple did have a fight... but there were also a third person... so that's not arson or a crime of passion... but I guess I'll have to say it was a fight"
"Eyy, I got a point I can use on something"
"This is odd"
Pierce: the lyrics of the drunken sailor-
Me: I know that one!
"I want to read lovecraft's books, but they sound extremely scary"
"Hahahha! He burned himself with the lighter"
".... that was a skull... a skull just, flashed in the corner of the scene, what"
"Its so dark in here, isnt there any light???"
"Lol, not gonna lie, the kid's drawings are like the Slenderman game"
"Oh no... the kid got the vision too"
"Huh, that painting kinda looks like pierce"
"!!!PERSON IN MASK"
Officer: where did he go??? Theres no way out!!
Me: dude, they're legit marks on the floor, secret bookcase
"Having some trouble with this damn puzzle"
"Eyy! I found norway on the globe"
"Italy looks like a shoe, and Norway looks like- well, better not say it"
"Damn, either I am really stupid...or this is actually hard"
"Gotta take a pic of the map"
"OH YOY BLOODYBFUCKI-- ARE YOU SERIPUS ARE ANFNAKBQKHDA I AM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM"
"WOW, OK, HERE I AM- OH THANK YOU XBOX FOT THE ACHIEVEMENT, SO HERE I AM, TOOK A FUCKING PHOTO OF THE FUCKIBG MAP, REALIZING I CANT READ MAPS- AND I, JUST FOR LAUGHS, DECIDE TO PRESS IN THE COMPASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GLOBE! AND GODAMN WOULDNT YOU KNOW HHHHHHHHHHH I'm so irritated."
"Wouldnt we hear it? If the person ran down there?"
"I wanna say, if this dude stole a painting? Just let him? This is a scary cave"
"I dont want to go there alone ;-;"
Chapter 4:
*spooky Blair witch type of thing hangs from ceiling*
Pierce: it's a dream catcher
Me: *sweating*
"I dont like that the lamp needs more oil, it gives me amnesia vibes"
"Nothing might happen if I touch the 'dream catchers', but I'm not gonna test that, crouching squad"
"Eating that huge whale must've made the sailors mad, crazy mad"
Sailors: we're gonna die, horribly
Cthulhu: here you humans go, a snack :)
Sailors: praise the lord!
Cthulhu: >:(
"100% what happened"
Pierce: OH MY GOD, WHATS GOING ON IN HERE? HMM
Officer: *softly* finally, there you are-
Pierce, not softly: SHUSH, WE ARE NOT ALONE
*very clear echo in the cave*
Officer: fuck. This is your fault, clearly, ugh
Pierce, still not quiet: LETS MEET DOWN THERE
"... theres a bloody, nasty hole in the ground... dont say it dont say it-"
"CTHULHU'S VAGINA"
"Or, I guess butthole"
"Oh no, we fell into it, terrible."
"Ew, 'the pit of horror', yeah xbox, this is definitely that"
"Oh wait, I was here earlier :)"
"Oh my god... I was here earlier D:"
"Cthulhu daddy will speak to me soon uwu"
Pierce: *picks up latin book*
Also Pierce: I cant read latin :(
"Oh... oh ok, 'Y' is where u take away the lighter"
"I dont think that's latin, m8"
"Keyboard smash sounds"
"Wow, they really just assumed cthulhu's gender"
"I wonder if the officer is gonna become a sacrifice"
"UHM???"
Cultist: ah! I... I feel him-
Another dude: shh~ you're gifted, indeed. Let him pass through every part of you.
Me: ... ew what
"Oh fuck. Omg. I thought that was it for me."
"I'm just crawling around, and then a dude, WITH A LAMP walks past me, I just froze, actually held my breath"
"Bradley died, the Charles dude is alive and looks like what a baby would look like, if Charles and cthulhu had a baby"
Chapter 5:
"I'm at the hospital:)"
"That was not a nice thing, I dont want to be a subject, sir"
"Wtf was that"
"BRADLEY IS THAT??? WHO IS THAT"
"I dont like this"
"I'm in a patted room"
"Guess I'll sleep then"
"Oh, where am I now? This looks like a clean place"
"For a 1800th standard"
"OH! Damn, I feel so dumb. Leviathan. Cthulhu, ugh."
"Go on, mr leviathan"
"Hes not very nice to me"
"Alrighty female person, lead the way"
Marie: find a way to get past these dudes lmao
Pierce: how???
Marie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Hhhh, the game tells me to be stealthy, I'm scared"
"I can hide in a closet, oh no, I dont like"
"Almost caught"
"This is stressful"
"I'm lost :)"
Pierce, pulls a random switch: have I? UwU activated something?
"Ok, apparently I'm doing something right"
"????? Ok, ok, I'm in, ok..."
"Dude wtf"
Chapter 6:
"I'm doing this in one go, baby"
"I chose to tell the truth to the wife of the crazy man"
"No, I'm trying not to drink"
"Cat is here at the wife place"
"Digging through some stuff here, tell me more"
"Its good to invest in charisma, look at all this info"
"So, he just saw a vision of the Sanders dude stare at the painting... and scratch his eyes out... and Pierce is like 'I must see it', bro???"
"Okaaay, let's look at the painting that's gonna drive you mad :)"
"Is this like smile dog?"
"Omg, ew ew??? Wtf is that????"
"Run run run"
"Hhh, this reminds me of Alien isolation"
"I broke a glass to get a knife"
"RUN"
"I JUST SCREAMED"
"AND I JUST DIED"
"That was a loud scream too, its 2am"
"Omg i cant do this, I keep dying"
"What happens if I just stay in the closet? Will he die from a heart attack?"
"Think I'll call it quits, and try another day :)"
"He just screams, I'll try and grab a knife"
"Nah, I died..."
"Uuugh"
"Hmm, it's not scared of the light"
"I'm just trying shit, cuz it's still scary, but idk what to do now"
"Hmmm... died again"
"Okay, another day"
#gaming#funny#relatable gaming thoughts#call of cthulhu#the call of cthulhu#slight horror game imo#spoilers#call of cthulhu spoilers
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green looks good on you vinny mauro x reader
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Request from @gardenjungle : "If you are taking requests, I would LOVE if you could do an imagine where the reader has a ton in common with Chris (likes hockey and Harry Potter, is a vegan, etc...) so they’re super close, and Vinny is super upset about it because he likes her sooo much and “Chris gets all the girls” ??? Vinny gets no love and you’re one of the only people who writes about him often. I’d also love if you could get a little sexy action in there"
Ngl this is like 1600+ words and i wrote it in like twenty minutes and loved every minute of it. i really hope you like it! i didnt end up adding anything ‘sexy’ but its pretty gratifying to say the least lol.
Song: gold by sleeping with sirens
tag list: @musicsexandpizza69 @svintsandghosts @alilpunkrock @cynic-spirit @theoneandonlykymberlee @ryansitkowskiswifey @joeybarber @thisplace-ishaunted
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i rocked back into the couch, laughing at what chris had said. he was sat next to me, very comfortably, as we chatted amongst ourselves. we had been very close friends for a very long time and i was over the moon that he'd invited me to travel with them for this tour as the videographer. not only did i get to expand my portfolio but i also got to connect with my best friend and his band.
"okay but do you remember that one fall at the orchard when you tripped on that apple and ended up face first in the dirt?"
he laughed out and i sent him a shocked expression.
"i thought we agreed to never bring that up!"
i protested, the other guys around us sort of laughing along, them only half paying attention as they played a new video game. their focus was above our heads.
"but it was hilarious. i looked up for a split second and BAM! there you went."
he said loudly, being a little more expressive at the 'bam.' i shook my head at him.
"okay then, if we are ratting each other out about stupid shit weve done,what about that one time you got your hand stuck in the Christmas tree ties on your dads car?"
i said matter-of-factly. his eyes got wide.
"hey! that was an accident and you know it. we couldve taken my whole arm off!"
he said in his defense.
"i thought it was hilarious."
i said sternly back, smiling widely at him. he stuck his tongue out at me, a notion i gladly mirrored. then he grabbed me around the shoulders, pulling me to him. i screamed at the sudden motion, looking to vinny and rick who were sitting across from us for some guidance but they were to into the game.
"you two are too much."
ricky laughed out, looking at ryan for a second as he walked by. chris pulled me closer before licking a stripe up my face.
"ew!"
i said pulling away from him and wiping his saliva off of my face.
"asshole!"
i said, grabbing his face and blowing raspberries into his cheek. he laughed incredulously, pushing me away from him.
"youre nasty."
he said mimicking my notion and wiping his face. i punched his arm lightly before swinging my legs into his lap, him holding them there and looking down at me endearingly.
"so are you."
i said back, shaking my head at him, nose scrunched.
"you know you love me."
he said, bringing his face closer to mine.
"well yeah."
i said back, squinting at him.
"i think im done for tonight."
vinny said suddenly, pausing the game. ricky sent him a look like 'wtf?' and watched him stand.
"im gonna go get some air."
he said and we all watched him walk off the bus.
"that was weird right?"
i asked and they all nodded. i had a good few chances to talk to vinny since tour had started and he seemed like a really cool guy. someone id be lucky to call a close friend by the time tour was over if not something more. part of me felt bad, like chris and i really where too much for him to handle in that moment. but this was how we always were. we practically survived our teens years together, losing touch for a bit but inevitably going back to the way things where when we found each other back.
"you guys mind if i go out there too?"
i asked and they all sort of shrugged at me, chris letting my legs go so i could stand. as i did i leaned down and kissed the top of his head.
"dont miss me while im gone."
i joked and he rolled his eyes at me.
"of course not."
i laughed a little bit as i descended down the stairs, pushing the door open and seeing vinny leaning against the bus.
"you okay?"
i asked softly, walking to him and rubbing my hands together. i had sort of forgotten how cold it had got. it was late fall after all but the bus was so warm and inviting i didnt even think about grabbing a jacket before leaving. i half shivered as i walked closer, his face being illuminated by the street lights outside the venue.
"uh yeah, everything's great."
he said a little condescendingly, kicking his foot into the gravel under him.
"im sorry if we were too much, i guess when we get together we have a tendency to overshare and its not for everyone. but i suppose thats what you get when youre comfortable with someone the way we are."
i tried to defend to him and he let out a short sigh-laugh.
"its no big deal, you guys really like each other. its cool."
i smiled.
"yeah, hes my best friend."
vinny nodded once.
"how long have you guys been together? i dont recall him ever talking about you before."
i drew my brows.
"together?"
i asked and he seemed just as confused as i was.
"look i get it, chris gets all the girls, being the front man and all."
he seemed a little jealous.
"but i dont think he ever mentioned you before tour started and then one day he told us about some girl coming on to film us. but clearly you guys are close so do you have like a, i dont know, like a open relationship type thing?"
i laughed a little bit.
"you think chris and i are dating?"
he half shrugged.
"well yeah, its kinda obvious."
i shook my head and took his hand in mine.
"vinny i can assure you that chris and i are just friends. if anything hes like the brother i never asked for nor wanted but got anyways. but life just does that sometimes."
he looked down at our connected hands and let go of me promptly.
"i guess it just doesnt seem like that."
he said a little hurt. i sighed and leaned against the bus next to him.
"it would be kind of weird to bring it up to him but i like someone else in this band, if you wanted to know."
i said, looking at him a little hopeful he was picking up what i was putting down.
"oh."
he said sadly. i sighed, i guess not.
"yeah, hes super cool, and nice, and ive really enjoyed connecting with him."
i shivered as the wind blew and he finally looked over at me.
"are you cold?"
he asked, ignoring what i had just said. i nodded a little bit, crossing my arms over my chest.
"just a little bit but i ll be fine."
he shook his head at me.
"no way, here."
he said taking his jacket off. at least he had long sleeves on. he placed his jacket over my shoulders, pulling it together in the front.
"thanks vin."
i said as we both returned to our positions against the bus.
"would your new dream guy do that?"
he half joked, i could still hear the venom in his voice. he was absolutely jealous. i thought it was funny because now he was jealous of himself.
"actually yeah."
he scoffed, hiking his foot up on the side of the bus.
"great."
he said looking away from me. i stepped closer and nudged him.
"he would because he just did."
he looked at me and drew his brows together.
"wait you mean?"
he asked, his face turning to that of shock. i nodded.
"god, yes. vin ive had a crush on you since i got here."
i laughed out.
"i didnt think you would like me back and then i realized just now that that was utter bullshit."
he half smiled.
"and whys that?"
he asked a little cocky.
"you were jealous of chris and that has only happened to me a handful of times in my life. once in highschool when my boyfriend said he would break up with me if i didnt stop hanging out with him. once when i graduated college and my then boyfriend accused me of sleeping with him. and right now."
he looked down a little ashamed.
"yeah i guess that wasnt fair of me to do. i just figured since you guys hit it off so fast that you were into him."
i laughed a little bit.
"dont get me wrong i love him with my whole being, but seeing someone go through puberty just does something to your vision of them ya know?"
i asked and he laughed back, nodding.
"okay, well if you really are into me, would it be stepping to far to ask you out?"
he said hopefully and i grinned widely at him.
"i would love that vin."
he sent me a tired smile in the dim street lights.
"may i also be so bold as to ask if i could kiss you?"
i let out a nervous laugh. i was really gonna let that happen huh? i nodded.
"id like that a lot vin."
he stepped closer to me slowly, placing his hand gently against my cheek, running his thumb over it. his hands were rough and calloused from playing the drums so long but i didnt mind. it kind of felt nice. he looked deep into my eyes before leaning down and capturing my lips in his. all of a sudden it felt like home, like this was it, the thing id wanted for so long and never found. his other hand made its way to my waist as he deepend the kiss. i sighed into him, practically melting against his mouth like chocolate left outside in the sun on a hot day. when he pulled away he rested his forehead against mine and smiled like an idiot, one i gladly returned.
"fucking finally."
i heard from behind me, the bus door clicking closed. both of us turned to look, seeing ricky and chris standing there grinning from ear to ear. i had a mad blush splayed across my face now and was thankful that the light was behind me so it would be harder to see.
"how long have you been standing there?"
i demanded, walking to chris and punching his arm. he laughed in pain as he rubbed his arm.
"long enough to see the sparks fly."
he teased, pushing me back. i rolled my eyes at him.
"get your ass back in the bus."
i said opening the door and escorting him back inside. he made kissy noises at me as rick followed him up the stairs. i shook my head and turned around, jumping a little bit at vinnys presence behind me.
"rick had kind of been waiting for that for a while."
he said, looking up at the now closed door. i raised a a brow.
"oh?"
i asked and he sent me a bashful smile, scratching the back of his neck lightly.
"ive been crushing over you for a while too. and being jealous of chris just as long, rick's been pushing me to say something. i guess it just took one last little push."
he shamefully laughed out.
"at least now we're on the same page."
i said before standing on my tip toes and bringing him down to kiss me again, both of his hands going to my waist.
"now come on, im still cold and the bus is much warmer."
i joked and he nodded along.
"agreed."
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Bakusquad Headcanons (mainly focused around Sero and Kaminari) I might do a Part 2 later
Okay so all of them (minus Bakugou) seem to be chill but certain things (or all the time) make them suuuper competitive
1. Mall shenanigans, going around and buying things for each other to see who had the best gift feat. An awkward Bakugou Katsuki who has to find something for Mina and he asks subtly
2. Sneaking out of the dorms to get food. It was Sero and Kaminari’s idea, Mina was in it because it was a wonderful night for a walk, Kirishima wanted a Bang energy drink and Bakugou only went along because “Knowing you dumbasses you would get lost before you even get there”
3. Kaminari realizing Bakugou has a soft spot for him feat. The BakuSquad all tell him that he won’t get mad if Kaminari breaks the news. They’ve awakened a demon. Kaminari claims that he has “Special Best Rights” and nobody corrects him but Sero does add “And the fact that you fear no god.” Mina and Kirishima both nod in agreement.
4. Playing Smash at 1am in the lounge room feat. Bakugou sucking miserably because he button mashes and has to whisper yell when he dies. Kirishima ends up teaching him some tricks. Sero ends up being the one who cackles and they are all quiet until they hear footsteps coming down the stairs, Mina stares at them all horrified. “Scatter.” They all run separate ways like roaches. Bakugou ends up hiding in a cabinet. Kaminari hides behind a fake plant, while Kirishima rushes to the bathroom and hides in the shower. Sero is the one who gets caught, Mina ends up hiding out in the kitchen. They have these competitions almost every Saturday because Bakugou refuses to stay up late on school nights.
6. Kitchen mayhem, Bakugou is visiting his mom since his dad is away so the group must fend for themselves. Kaminari ends up setting the kitchen on fire and meanwhile Kirishima is FaceTiming Bakugou when all of it is going down. While Bakugou’s home he feels like his group doesn’t need him so when he sees the chaos feat various screeches of “DEAR GOD PUT IT OUT”
“wHOS GETTING TODOROKI?!”
“God this smells like charred ass” Bakugou smiles and grabs his coat.
“Later old hag.” He heads to the door clearly he’s needed elsewhere. Suddenly feeling bad Kirishima waves his hands.
“It’s okay really we’ve got it. You don’t have to leave I didn’t mean to cut your visit short.”
“Oh please”, Bakugou says. “I’m clearly needed.”
He’s about to open the door when his mom shouts at him. “And where the fuck do you think you’re going?”
“I’m heading back. My dumbass friends have set the kitchen on fire.” He can’t help but allow the smile to fall onto his face.
The anger could wait first he had a Kitchen to save. Because of this incident the Bakusquad aren’t allowed anywhere near the kitchen without Bakugou or somebody else being with them.
7. Kaminari initiates stress relieving cuddles 99% of the time. After a typically stressful day he’ll break into Bakugou’s room and just lay smack down on his bed. Bakugou pretends to be angry but at this point he just texts the group chat named Cracktivities by Sero and tells the squad to “get their asses over” they all end up watching a movie and fall asleep half way through. They’re covered in blankets and Mina ends up bringing snacks that at first Bakugou was against because “I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I FIND ANY CRUMBS IN MY BED ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD” but it holds no heat to it
8. The group all steal Bakugou’s hoodies cause he’s warm at first and it soon turns into all of them sharing clothes whether they mean to or not. One day Mina and Kaminari pass each other in the hallway and both nod before they back up and stare at each other. “Is that my choker?” She asks. Kaminari tried to look down but can’t. “Maybe? Is that my belt?” She stares down at the belt with a lightning bolt on it. “I think so?” Kaminari smiles. “Oh cool, if that’s the case it looks epic on you.” Mina beams. “Same to you! The choker really brings a new level to your outfit!”
10.Group therapy session. Mina paints their nails and Jirou puts on some calming music as they all vent about things that are going on in their lives. Kirishima puts on a face mask and gets Kaminari to do it to. He tries getting Bakugou to do it too by saying “Come on rejuvenating skin is manly bro.” Bakugou just smirks. “Remember my quirk works as a skin care routine in itself.” The rest of the squad wears face masks Sero sighs dramatically. “Oh to have flawless skin without breakouts.” Kaminari takes a cucumber off his face, “Oh to be cursed with natural beauty.” Bakugou doesn’t know how to handle that compliment so he just rolls his eyes and smiles. “Idiots,” he says staring down at Sero who’s dramatically sprawled out on the floor. They all smile at him while Mina corrects him. “Your idiots.” He cant even deny it as a fond look passes over his face. “My idiots.”
11. He has a sixth sense and knows when they are up to something. At one point he walks past Kirishima’s room and hears “Dont tell Bakugou” so naturally he kicks the door open and says “Tell me what.” He ends up looking between Sero and Kaminari only to find that there are kittens everywhere. “No.”
“Oh come on Bakugou, can’t we keep them?”
“Aizawa will kill you for this no.”
“No he won’t he loves cats.”
“Fine, I’ll kill you for this.”
They end up sneaking the kittens into 1-B’s class early before class starts. Kaminari and Sero give a tearful goodbye to each kitten while Bakugou is smirking ruthlessly while trying to keep the cats at bay and make sure they will have everything they need. When Shinsou goes into the classroom to find the kittens first thing in the morning it’s a good day. No kitten was harmed and they all got anonymously adopted by Aizawa. They almost get caught because the trio has to hide them in their school uniforms and on the way to 1-B All Might sees them. Bakugou pushes Sero and Kaminari to keep walking as All Might approaches.
“Good morning Young Bakugou, what’s in your coat?” Before he can answer one of the kittens meow, without missing a beat he turns to face All Might.
“Drugs.” He says and walks off before the hero can ask anything else.
12. I guarantee you at some point when him and Kaminari were sparring and Bakugou held Kaminari’s head down with his hand, Kaminari’s first reaction would be to lick his hand. It takes 0.2 seconds for the instant regret to kick in. Kaminari immediately throws Bakugou off and starts viciously wiping his tongue down. “Ew ew ew ew ew I got it in my mouth yuck.”
It takes a couple of seconds for Bakugou to just realize what the fuck happened and he loses his shit laughing. He follows Kaminari as he makes a mad dash to the kitchen and downs whatever is in the fridge. “Oh my god it burns!!!” He whines and quickly turns on the sink violently rubbing his tongue down in an attempt to get the taste off of his tongue. The Bakusquad ask them what’s wrong but between Bakugou laughing and Kaminari gargling dink water babbling “regrets regrets I have so many regrets” every chance he gets mingled in with a “yucky” or “disgusting, grosss” they have no idea what happened.
Kaminari just decides fuck it He grabs the dish soap and places it on his tongue scrubbing at it so his head is cocked so that he has the best angle to wash his tongue and then makes awkward eye contact with Aizawa who is watching in horror. Kaminari tries to be suave and waves to him “Sup Sensei” and Aizawa looks from Kaminari to where Bakugou is practically wheezing in a spinny chair for him to walk out while muttering “Fuck this class, should’ve retired when I had the chance”
Meanwhile the Bakusquad finally connects the dots as to what happened and join Bakugou in a laughing fit while Kaminari whines with his face pressed to the sink still. “Oh come on you guys it’s not funny.” But they can’t hear him over the sound of all of them laughing. “You’re an idiot what made you think that would work?” Sero asks. Kaminari starts gesturing wildly which only makes them laugh harder “it was a reflex okay?!” Finally when the burning calms down he looks over at Mina who’s googling what happens when you lick nitroglycerin “am I gonna die?”
Jirou suddenly stands beside him and places a consoling hand on his shoulder. “Yes.” And then she leaves causing the group to start snickering again. Kaminari brushes his hands down his tongue saying “Absolutely disgusting” before wiping it onto Bakugou’s arm. He shrieks and jumps out of the chair “What the fuck do you think you’re doing dunce face?!”
“Returning the nitroglycerin I licked ya nasty”
He reaches his hands towards his face. “There seems to be a bit more.”
“KAMINARI NO!”
He licks his hands. The moment Kaminari’s hands touched his tongue he knew he fucked up.
“GODDAMIT!”
He runs back to the sink.
That’s all I can think of so far, if you guys have anything else to add feel free.
#bakusquad#these kids are absolute disasters#but i love them#bakugou katsuki#mina ashido#sero hanta#my hero academia headcanons#kirishima eijirou#jirou kyouka#kaminari denki#bnha#bnha headcanons
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A/N - its ur thirsty boy jackson yall :) this was SO easy to write like im not even gonna lie, i love this guy so much like CHRIST not to be nsfw or anything but can he please just h*ld my h*nd ???
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staring at you from the bar, a rather hot guy smiles at you once the two of you lock eyes, gesturing you to come closer. you look around and point at your chest, as if saying 'who, me?'; he nods yes. looking around once again, you try searching for your friends in the busy crowd to check if they knew the guy, but to no avail; everyone was either having other conversations, playing games, or they were just nowhere to be found.
stepping closer to the guy, he holds up a finger to the bartender, ordering another shot of soju. looking at the empty glasses that were already on the bar, he seems to have already drank a few shots. "hey gorgeous" he says, pushing a stool towards you to sit on. "how come you're all alone on this beautiful night?" he asks.
"oh, just the regular," you chuckle, as the bartender placed your shot in front of you. you nodded kindly at him before turning back to the kind stranger. "you know the drill; got dragged here after a break up to find some distraction, friends left me alone, all that bullshit."
he smiles a little and looks around. "they're not looking out for you, either..? because you're exactly the kind of girl those gross and nasty guys like me would hit on. that's so irresponsible, guys like that are just so- ew.." he says playfully, making you laugh a little as you down the shot of soju with ease. "you're one smooth motherfucker, you know that?" you say, ordering another drink.
"oh- just saying, you ordered more alcohol, so if you get wasted, end up fucking me and regret it in the morning, it's not my business" he says. once again, he makes you laugh so effortlessly like the times before, even though you have only known him for a few minutes.
"shit- i'm sorry, i forgot to introduce myself. i'm jackson. jackson wang" he says, urging to hold out his hand but pulling it back once he mumbles that's too formal. "great to meet you, jackson," you smile, holding up your hand, palm to the ceiling. "give me your phone and i'll tell you my name" you demand.
not even doubting your intensions, he smiles contently and hands you his phone. "you knew what i was gonna do, huh?" you say when you see a new contact on the screen, ready to be filled in. "i'm the master of flirting, stranger." he scoffs as you type in your name and number. taking back his phone, he stares at the letters on his screen.
"y/n, hm? that's a pretty name. it suits you" he says, looking at you, then his phone, and once again back to you. "you think so? why's that?" you ask. "like i said, it's a pretty name, just like you"
a blush paints your cheeks a cute red that compliments your makeup and outfit. he seems to notice this, as he tells you how dope your accessories are. "i love your earrings" he says, pushing your hair to the side to admire the studs lining along your earlobe. "i love your necklace" you nervously respond, pushing the hand that was next to your face and about to touch your ear aside so you could look at the golden chinese symbol hanging from his neck.
"it says 'wang'.. stands for my last name and it translates to 'king'. it's perfect, since i'm a king." he says, boosting his own ego a bit. "what are you a king of exactly?" you ask, staring at the pendant for a few more seconds.
"you. which makes you my servant, and you should do as i say." he jokes, making you scoff. "the king's got some tension right here, hm? can you fix that?"
you sigh and push his hands off of yours. "one more sex-related remark and i will actually start considering not going home with you." you say confidently, making him roll his eyes. "as if i'm not gonna talk you into coming with me anyway." he answers.
the two of you keep on talking for the rest of the evening effortlessly, and as tough and manly as he seems, he's funny, soft and really kind. it's no surprise you ended up in the back of his car at midnight, lips crashed together.
"one second-" you pant, taking your phone to see that one your friends is calling. "it's okay, baby, you're with me now.." jackson groans, pushing your phone down and leaning in to continue the sweet kisses. "no- i really have to get this, they're probably worried sick.." you say. admiring the kindness in your voice, he pulls back with a smile. you pick up after swooping your hair to the side, hearing your friend go off worriedly about how they searched the entire place and didn't find you anywhere.
"yeah- yeah, i left already. sorry i didn't text you," you say, watching jackson twirl a strand of your hair into a shiny wave. "no, it's fine, i've got a ride back home, right?" you ask, looking at jackson. he nods, before taking your phone out of your hand. "hey y/n's friend, y/n's future-husband here.. i just want to say that i'll give her a ride back, on one condition." he says.
you raise an eyebrow, telling him to stop whatever he's doing as you hear your friend cursing at him for being a 'filthy playboy-kidnapper-hybrid'. "sweetheart, it's nothing like that," he sighs, massaging his temples slightly. "she's gonna stay the night at my house. i'll bring her back home safe and sound tomorrow, i promise." he says, before hanging up. you shake your head with a roll of the eyes and a scoff. "you could've just said 'hey, this is y/n's hookup and she's staying over for sex.' but you just had to be a mysterious little bitch about it, huh?" you say, hanging your arms around his neck as you lean in for a kiss.
"you know it, baby" he says, pushing your phone back into your purse before getting back to business in the backseat of his spaceous car. "let's just make sure you forget about your ex tonight, and make you fall in love with me, if that's cool with you" he suggests, pushing the strap of your top down your shoulder.
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coming down from a second high that night, you collapse on the bed, chest raising and falling from heavy breathing. jackson rolls over to kiss your forehead and lets his fingertips glide over the dark rose petals of red and blue he made over your neck, chest and stomach.
the slightest touch of his seems to burn marks into your damp and sensitive skin; just ghosting over you would make you shiver. "you know, you're not like other guys.." you mumble, turning your head to look at him. his hair's now messy, and a splotchy blush covers his face.
"is that a compliment?" he chuckles, kissing the corner of your mouth and running his fingers over yours before intertwining perfectly. "most definitely.." you say, making him nod confidently. "usually, guys that hit on me just want a quick fuck before ditching me. you're different.., i like that" you say softly, feeling so at home next to him.
"fuck yeah," he smiles. "i'm in it for the long run.. no more hook ups, just love making and real love."
soft buzzing fills the comfortable silence, and you pick up your phone to see it was exploding with messages in you and your friends' group chat.
- friend #1, 1:22
LMAOOO i bet she's getting laid
- friend #2, 1:22
No wtf
She's too prude
- friend #3, 1:22
girl ... r u even her friend ??? shes everything but prude lol
- friend #2, 1:23
I did see her talking with a guy at the bar when I went to the bathroom
Maybe that was the guy on the phone?
- y/f/n #1, 1:23
leave her alone shes getting dick tonight
- you, 1:23
LOOOOL y'all are too much
- friend #3, 1:24
omg y/n how was he
- you, 1:24
SO FUCKIN GOOD
... like- personality wise
lmao no nsfw in this christian household
- friend #2, 1:24
Thank you :)
When are you coming home?
- you, 1:24
didn't you hear jackson ??
he's driving me home tomorrow
... after a date
omg i gtg right now he asked if i wanted to shower
i'll update y'all later
- you, 2:07
dont worry girls, i took good care of her
xx jackson wang (y/n's bf)
#jackson wang#jackson wang x reader#got7 jackson#got7#got7 x reader#jackson x reader#got7 jackson x reader#got7 imagine#jackson imagine#got7 imagines#jackson imagines#got7 reactions#got7 reaction#jackson scenario#jackson scenarios#got7 scenario#got7 smut#got7 fluff#got7 angst#jackson fluff#jackson smut#jackson angst#jackson wang smut#jackson wang fluff#jackson wang angst#wang jackson#wang jackson x reader#왕잭슨#잭슨#잭슨왕
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dirt watches aew
this episode changed me as a person
nick vs fenix NAME A MORE ICONIC MATCH
this is already fucking stunning no one ever @ me ever again
THE ADIOS AMIGO AND THEN COUNTERED AND THEN THE SEE YA I'M EMOTIONAL DON'T TOUCH ME
HOLY SHIT THAT ROPE SHIT INTO THE HURRICANRANA
oh god that's right they're both the younger brothers THIS IS POETIC
if u wanna show someone pro wrestling. this should be a match you show them.
was upset when nick got him in the sharpshooter just bc I didn't want the match to end
holy fuck that was so good
if this crowd isnt as hot for this women's match as they were just then i'm yeeting myself off my balcony
god I am so heart eyes for these women. could watch this for ages
THE REVERSAL
THIS AWESOME
god these two are so fucking good
shida won but tbh both of them looked fucking stunning in this match. could have ended any which way and i would have been thoroughly impressed.
what the fuck.
COWBOY SHIT!!!
HANGMAN BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ENTRANCE THIS IS DIRT RIGHTS
orange Cassidy and chuck coming out during commercial is actually dirtphobic so nvm
o kip ok I'm interested
jimmy havoc ok. didnt he get his ass beat not too long ago
JUNGLE BOY AND MARKO STUNT I'M DECEASED
Pentagon!!!!
SONNYYYYY
joey!!!!
oh god. oh god. oh fuck its MJF OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!! god hes looking so tan and s*xy
how old is Billy Gunn now
OH OH GOD MY DUDE
CHUCKIE OH MY GOD THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
orange... I love you.
SONNY TWERKING THANK YOU
max.... i hate that I love you. but I do love you.
CHUCK HUGGING ORANGE LIKE THAT ME TOO
MARKO I LOVE YOU KILL HIM
marko :(
ew. staple gun.
this is big nasty
cant i have one dynamite where i dont have to see shawn spears
ok the asshole chants for max i want u 2 kno that i agree w the crowd but I still love u
ORANGE BEAT HIS ASS PLEASE IM BEGGING
THANK GOD
that's the most heel thing mjf has ever done. fuck him breaking up with cody. he eliminated orange
HELLO?!?!?!??!
please don't eliminate mjf my crops are dying
thank u wardlow. whoever u r
THANK U HANGMAN!!!!
ideally this ends with hangman and mjf. can you imagine that match? can you imagine my rights?
fuck you penelope ford what else have you done
JUNGLE BOY HOLY FUCK
OH GOD JUNGLE BOY AND HANGMAN but when did max get eliminated
OH HE DIDNT
oh my god.... oh my god it really is my rights...
SORRY AEW SAID DIRT RIGHTS !!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA SCREECH ABT THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
an upset? who was upset? i for one stan our southern californian kings
where can I get that blazer. so i can wear it with my tiddies out so jericho sees how ridiculous looks
me: shits on chris jericho
also me: sings hella loud to his theme
i have champagne should i pop it for him
ok me when i have to admit a customer is right and hager is my manager right behind me
OK THIS IS GOOD CONTENT SORRY
"Chicago has a hockey team and two baseball teams" and then the hard cut to the dude in the bears jacket made me shit myself
say bubbly. do it.
hager say sorry for jericho's dollar store headband challange
SCU LOOKS GOOD OMG
wait hold on can we talk abt how a black man handed chris "i played the grand wizard of the kkk in a movie" jericho his first L in a e dub
THE YOU GOT PINNED CHANTS FUCK YEAH
U GET UR DATE SCORPIO SKY
the melanie chants are sending me-
"i never meant to embarrass you" HEYOOO
"melanie gained a lot of weight since high school" "i like big butts and i cannot lie" SCORPIO MY FUCKING KING THANK YOU I OWE YOU MY LIFE
"I think its cuter than baby yoda-" ok... maybe he got it
MAKE IT A TITLE MATCH
FUCK YEAH OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT
oh my god scorpio sky i.... i...... I-
<censored bc minors follow me>
LE BITCH!!!!!! LE!!!! BITCH!!!!!!
hey sammy guevara 2008 dirt called she wants her maroon skinny jeans back
i'm kinkshaming proud n powerful
what did nakazawa and cutler ever do to anyone other than be good boys
scorpio sky finessed that title match and i'm frankly jealous
WHY BRING MARKO AND JUNGLE BOY THIS HURTS
LUCHASAURUS THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
oh okay. okay. they're big. they're bug dudes. jesus damn.
can't blame hager. i wouldn't want to fight luchasaurus either i would have ran too he's big and clearly Better than u
big depressed that dynamite is only 2 hrs long
luchasaurus vs Peter Avalon???? ok.... ok.
"it looks like life has found a way" for this. i hope that peter Avalon survives for even a minute longer
anyway luchasaurus <censored>
good evening luchasaurus <censored>
i stan one dinosaur family and also luchasaurus <censored>
oh! private party and proud n powerful ok. dirt rights.
o the t shirt. maybe i'm crying.
that pin break holy fuck I love these two teams
holy vertical lift
i literally would have cried if they got that double stomp holy shit
Noah fence but this match needs to be faster bc i desperately need darby vs mox. my crops are dying
hurricanrana is still one of my fave moves in all of pro wrestling
isiah kassidy's leopard print ass. that's it. send the tweet.
that was so fucked up what the fuck???? i thot aye ee dub was better than that
Nick Jackson And His Ugly Shirt Make The Save
and thank god. would have sued if private party lost
DUSTIN?!?!?!?!?!?
i'm so <redacted> for mjf vs hangman none of you have a Clue
KENNY AND PAC SCREEEEEE
kenn...ny????????????
kenny :(
THIS! FUCKING! POP!
darby you dramatic fucking SHIT
god his theme goes so hard.
THE BODY BAG I!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT READYYYYY
holy fucking shit.
is moxley huge or darby tiny
THAT NO SELL. JESUS.
suddenly I'm a whore all the sudden
i'm so goddamn tense I cant liveblog my butthole is clenched
the body bag moving is cool and I get it but it's also a little funny. maybe I'm drunk. per aew tradition. but it's a little drunk funny
don't talk to me I'm tense
AAAA!
oh my god he fucking killed Darby
yes darby lost but sorry. mox needed to paradigm shift him from the top rope to get the pin. that speaks. fucking. volumes.
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S5e5
Bye Holt
Iverson :(
Oh poor Lance
He deserves more
I love the holts there big nerds
I love coran
Is Keith bout to meet his Mama
I hope
I love him so much
Ik for a fact thats his mama they got the same everything that shitty mullet knife chin emo look
Thats not his mom I'll eat a jar of mustard
I can't im so happy were here like they stepped foot on galra ship and no ones firing at them
Lance and Hunk are my life
Fuck lotor
Dirty bitch
Stop talking to her
Im not ready to forgive and forget the galra
And lotor tried to kill them multiple times
Is SHE fallin
I protest
Coran is indeed a gorgeous man
I love him
He should not be alone with her
Ik shes the best fighter but yikes
What is fun? Yikes
Butch wlw galra cool
Sad that Allura is the only wlw altean we've seen
But you know genocide
Lotors def mlm
Punk i love them
Sram
That robot is gonna die huh
They always die
Keith is a bad bitch
Oh no hes a falling bitch
Is we really bout to meet his mom
Oh my god she got a rattail
That is so gross
I love it
Oh shit dont kill eachother
I love him so
Thats his mother ik
I really don't wanna eat mustard
Don't touch her u silly little bitch
Honerva is haggar is your mom silly boy
I was right about haggar im right about krolia bet
Yes hes a halfbreed ik that shit stressfull
Look at his ears
It is her power you silly bitch
I love this sentry
I hope he doesn't die
Poor Lance
Krolia and Keith both have those nasty bangs
Allura is so fucking smart
Yes that witch is yo moma
He want u to neuro link
Compass stone real conviant
Oh shit
Mom and son duo yass
Thats u mommy
Oh shit
She better not for real
You gotta try Allura
She Steven Universe
What tge fuck pala-dudes
Is dying
They saluting him
Keith shut up everyone want to tell him that
Why she smash an alien?? Ew
Bye mohawk galra
What is it
Excusi krolia
So they bout to talk about it
Fuck Netflix
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{UKUS} A Wish Upon A Star
((Note: This is the only the first chapter ;u; so I will only be sending this in unless Tea-senpai wants another chapter when it’s done))
Alfred kept his head low as he walked into the intensely decorated classroom. The students were only five years old, being in the first grade, but it was filled with all sorts of technology. The desks had touch screens, and styluses to go with them. Speakers in the corners played quiet music, which Alfred of course enjoyed. But he wasn’t meant to enjoy it. Not really. The other students made that clear. Everyone here was an heir or heiress of a big time company, meaning they had lots of cash. Something that Alfred wasn’t familiar with. He stared quietly at all the children with their neatly pressed clothes, pretty hairstyles, and brand new backpacks.
Brand new. That was a foreign concept to Alfred. Nothing he ever got was brand new. Everything he had ever received had been a hand-me-down of some sort. He was the odd one out in this strange place, an old baby doll lost amidst a sea of shiny, new dress-up dolls. He trudged quietly back to his seat, the desk in the very back in the room. He set his old, ratted My Little Pony backpack down on the floor next to his seat, quietly climbing up into it.
He could feel the disgusted stares of the other students around him, their lips pulled back into sneers and hateful grins. Oh, how Alfred wished he could disappear, to make these children’s wishes come true. But he couldn’t. His mother and father were depending on him to get a good education, and go to college. They hadn’t been able to, and Alfred was the reason. Alfred rested his elbows on his desk, to which one of the little girls let out a shriek. “Ew! The peasant is touching the desk! Nobody gave him his flea bath, they’re gonna get everywhere now!” Alfred looked down, slowly withdrawing his elbows from the desk.
The class erupted into snickers, and his face burned with shame. He lowered his head and sniffled, scrubbing at his eyes with his hands. It wasn’t his fault that his family was poor. Well, that wasn’t true. It was his fault. Alfred’s mother had gotten pregnant with him while she was in high school, forcing her to drop out. His father had dropped out with her to help care for Alfred. They were too busy to go back to school so they could go to college, and it was his fault. He knew it.
“Mr. Jones?” Alfred’s head shot up as the teacher called his name. She was standing at the front of the room, smiling slightly. “Could you come up here, please? There’s someone I’d like you to meet.” Alfred gulped and nodded, sliding from his chair and trudging up to the front of the room. As he walked, he finally noticed the boy standing by the teacher’s side. He had shaggy blonde hair, bright green eyes, and the thickest eyebrows he had ever seen. It was odd. He thought everything about rich kids was supposed to be kept perfect.
“Mr. Jones, I’d like you to meet Arthur Kirkland. He shall be your guide, and your special buddy for the duration of your stay. You will have contact with him for your entire school career, up until the point when you graduate. And, maybe even beyond that, if you so choose.” The boy, Arthur, smiled and stuck out his hand.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Alfred,” he said in a kind voice. Alfred gulped, shoving his hand in his pocket.
“Y-You shouldn’t touch me…” he whispered. “Y-You’ll get dirty…"
Arthur blinked, looking up at the teacher. She gave a gentle smile. "The other students pick on him a lot, due to his parents working as janitors here, instead of being major CEOs like everyone else’s. He may be a bit shy at first, but he’ll warm up to you, I’m sure.” Alfred shifted quietly on the floor, his gaze locked on the floor before he turned, heading back to his desk. Arthur picked up his things and followed, taking the seat next to him.
“What sort of things do you like, Alfred?” Arthur asked curiously, since it was obvious that most of his things were old hand-me-downs. He looked at the backpack, smiling as he recognized Twilight Sparkle on the pouch. “Do you like My Little Pony?”
Alfred nodded, hugging the bag close. He looked as if he were ashamed of it. Arthur smiled brightly. “I like it too! Who’s your favorite pony?” Alfred’s eyes lit up slightly, and he wiped at his runny nose.
“Rainbow Dash…” he whispered.
Arthur nodded eagerly. “She’s great, but I also like Twilight Sparkle!” Alfred slowly began to smile, slowly creeping out of his shell.
“She looks so pretty as an alicorn…” he whispered shyly, and Arthur nodded again.
“She does!” His eyes sparkled, and he shuffled closer so they were sharing the large desk. Alfred’s eyes widened, he seemed to be surprised by the fact that a rich kid actually wanted to be near him. Alfred could even hear the snickers of the other children, laughing at how his only friend was his school-issued one, from the buddy system the school had implemented. Arthur seemed to notice, and frowned deeply. “Don’t mind them. They’re just a bunch of tossers who don’t know what real friendship is.”
Alfred smiled slightly, his eyes shining. He felt so happy to be with Arthur, to actually have a friend. “Thank you, Artie! I-I mean, Arthur…” He bit his lip, not sure if Arthur wanted a nickname. Arthur just smiled.
“I prefer Arthur,” he murmured softly, his eyes shining gently. “I’ve never had a nickname, so I would prefer Arthur until I’m used to the idea.” Alfred nodded, understanding completely. He didn’t like some of the nicknames the other children were giving him, but he was essentially powerless to stop it. At least he had one person on his side.
The teacher rapped her knuckles on the whiteboard, her signal to the children that class was about to start. Everyone scrambled to their seats, giving Arthur and Alfred a wide berth. They eyed the two of them with such a fierce look of disgust, like they had just become a nasty stain on the lush, white carpeting. Neither of them cared, though.
~~~~~~~~~
Lunch time rolled around. On the contrary to many other children, Alfred hated lunch time. Even the kids who brought lunches from home had much fancier meals than he brought. He couldn’t even afford the school lunches, so it was nothing but a measly peanut butter and jelly sandwich for him, every single day.
However, this lunch time was different. Alfred had someone to sit with today. He sat at his usual spot, underneath the tree at the edge of the schoolyard, waiting happily for Arthur to appear. He was so excited, his little feet kicking up little clouds in the dirt, his eyes eagerly scanning the yard. Eventually, he spotted the familiar blocky eyebrows and emerald eyes across the yard. He raised a hand, waving enthusiastically.
Arthur gave a bright smile, heading over to join him. He sat down in the grass, tilting his head back to look up at the cherry tree. “It’s very pretty… I wonder why no one else sits here?”
Alfred frowned slightly. “Because I sit here…” he whispered. “No one wants to sit with me.” Arthur tilted his head, frowning.
“I’m here, aren’t I?” Alfred paused, his eyes going wide.
“I-I… You’re right…” Alfred smiled happily. “You actually want to be here with me…” Arthur nodded, his own happiness shining in his eyes. Arthur reached his hand out, his eyes sparkling as he waited for Alfred to take his.
Alfred reached out with happy smile, gently lacing their fingers together. “I’m so glad to have a friend like you!” he said happily. “I followed what Tiana said, and I wished upon a star!”
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.... Q___Q wow, i think about this submission a lot uwahhhhh
this is super nice and sweet, i dont usually get exposed to much UKUS stuff since im in my little USUK bubble, but this is really nice and refreshing..!!
im going to be honest; im not the biggest fan of “school bullying” premises. it honestly kinda triggers me, as ive stated in my FAQ. but this was still a nice read, it makes my heart feel warm and fuzzy <3
i love it so much, thank you for sharing!!
#but please keep in mind for that next time#that i dont particularly like seeing school bullying plots#;;w;;#but thank you so much!!!#submission#ukus#usuk#long post#fic
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Feb 7 Blurr’s Horror Stream - IT
Only Blurr and Soundwave showed up. The stream kinda stopped being IC halfway through.
Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room.
The chat room has been cleared by the moderator.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Peek.*
B l u r r: / Here he is. Arriving in all of his pirate style /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Will follow in and park himself. No minis tonight. Rumble and Frenzy are on balcony washing duty.*
B l u r r: [[ okay. got my foood. I haven't eaten all day yikes ]]
B l u r r: / wiggles claws at Soundwave /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Bob bob.*
B l u r r: Good to see you, as usual.
B l u r r: mechlets busy today, hn?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Mechs, full. And, yes. They're busy seeing the error of their recent ways.]]
B l u r r: Oh? Punishment, hnn? K-Kyehehheh. Got into trouble?
B l u r r: [[ lemme know when y'all are ready! ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready whenevs))
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Quite a bit.]]
B l u r r: A pity. I certainly hope they're easy to educate?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Sometimes.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[This particular incident's a bit of a repeat. Work in progress.]]
B l u r r: Ah, a repeat offense, then? K-Kyeheheh.
B l u r r: They'll learn eventually, I'm sure. So long as the punishment is something they hate.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You'd think that.]]
B l u r r: Do they enjoy getting punished then?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You'd think that.]]
B l u r r: / shrugs slightly/ Teaching is a concept I'm well versed in, though I admit, not EVERY mech is able to be educated.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[In truth, he would not change them too much. But he would prefer they targeted someone other than him.]]
B l u r r: Ahh... pranked you, hn?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Mhm.]]
B l u r r: K-Kyeheheheh. Well, that's not /so/ bad.
BoneAndHook: ((what is this?))
B l u r r: [[ In the Heights ]]
B l u r r: [[ it makes me an emotional meSS but here we are ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He's considering turning the tables on at least one of them. Rumble is typically the ringleader. A dating application for him might be amusing.]]
B l u r r: K-Kyehheeheh. You want to prank them back? Sounds amusing. I've got down time. If you need some help with that.
BoneAndHook: ((feel free to start, i'm not feeling up to hauling a structie in at the minute but i might later in the movie))
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Turns his head to the side. He's... not so sure he wants help from a murderer like Blurr.*
B l u r r: [[ okie dokie. ]
B l u r r: / Hey, a murderer and then some. /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Especially after the talk with Prowl.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He'll think about it. But he should be capable of it himself.]]
B l u r r: / shrugs a shoulder / If you'd like.
B l u r r: We're currently in a lull. Stocking up on supplies before our next chase.
B l u r r: We've got quite the lead on a relic, you see.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[What relic would that be?]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *If he hears one more person talk about the blasted Covenant...*
B l u r r: Hnnh... what was it called?
B l u r r: / fiddling through datapads / The speed ring was one thing... then we located another. Some sort of... giant hammer from Malgus.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *THAT?* [[Good luck with that one.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Try not to let yourself get boxed in.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soft huffing.*
B l u r r: K-KYAHAHAHA!! I'm not that idiot.
B l u r r: I wouldn't get stuck. Besides... if it's not worth grabbing, there are /other/ things in that universe.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[There are.]]
B l u r r: [[ honestly tho like is this what people do in these back country towns? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Vent snort.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((well i mean the story was originally set in the 50s, paper boats -were- a thing))
B l u r r: [[... true. i am a fool ]]
B l u r r: [[ captions are okay, right? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((captions are very helpful))
B l u r r: [[ okie! ]]
B l u r r: / snort / I hear their Magnus is out of commission anyway...
B l u r r: Now the hammer sits in the hands of some... idiot. Or was it Optimus? I can't recall.
B l u r r: [[ this guy deserves an award 4 how creepy he is ]]
BoneAndHook: ((he does))
B l u r r: [[ cause i am terrified of clowns ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((well you're in for fun tonight))
B l u r r: [[ but IT never scared me ??? Like. IDK
B l u r r: Maybe it's because I know he's not really a clown?? ]
B l u r r: [[ ALSO IM SORRY BUT Have you guys seen the freaking second take of this scene?? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Startled.*
BoneAndHook: ((YES))
B l u r r: [[DSNFKADFS ]]
B l u r r: [[ THE ONE WHERE HE GETS THE BOAT? ?] ]
BoneAndHook: ((yes lmao))
B l u r r: [[ I was wheezing. ]]
B l u r r: [[ ' shiit ' ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Does Earth have an Underworld of its own?]]
B l u r r: Earth? Not that I know of...
B l u r r: Well... I do know of SOME places.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Such as?]]
B l u r r: Well, there's been a few anomolies we've detected.
B l u r r: I know that the Earth in my universe has a belief of the Underworld, but there's so many different things people believe.
B l u r r: [[ oh my god I thought that was the actor for Carl Grimes for ten seconds and I was like wHAT ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Rude.]]
B l u r r: But, I /have/ found something.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Go on.]]
B l u r r: It's a little hard to get to, but if you give me some time... I could show you.
B l u r r: I bet you would enjoy it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Possibly. He's willing to see what it is.]]
B l u r r: I've been there only once. It was a complete mistake.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And?]]
B l u r r: It's something I think you would like.
B l u r r: It has a lot of... color.
B l u r r: / wiggles claws/ and music!
B l u r r: [[ oh hELL NAH KID RUN ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Is it that tiny alternate toy of his.]]
B l u r r: No no.
B l u r r: It's an Earth I've never been to before.
B l u r r: We stopped by to seek out some resources, but I ended up getting into a bit of trouble.
B l u r r: What else is new, right?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Huff.*
B l u r r: / smirks and leans forward / But this place. Well, if you're into music, you'd love it. Even /I/ liked the way it looked.
B l u r r: And, you know me, I'm a fan of dark and gloomy.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Are you going to hint all night or do you intend to tell him?]]
B l u r r: [[ I am A) not used to seeing this kid outside of Stranger tThings and B) not used to the glasses ]]
B l u r r: ... Well, I don't know what it's CALLED.
B l u r r: They call it the Land of the Dead. Very typical.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[-No.-]]
B l u r r: No?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No. He goes nowhere the dead rule.]]
B l u r r: Oh, please. They don't RULE.
B l u r r: They just... it's like a whole city.
B l u r r: They even have jobs.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Suspicious as all hell.*
B l u r r: Listen, I don't usually go where the dead walk either, but it isn't something as scary as it seems.
B l u r r: Or unsettling. Whatever you'd like to call it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Corrupted.]]
B l u r r: That, too.
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((also: stream ded))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((pennywise too scary, gave up the ghost))
B l u r r: [[ i pause it ]]
B l u r r: [[ is it back? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ye))
B l u r r: [[ its good, yeah? ]]
BoneAndHook: ((lagging tho. only JUST paused))
B l u r r: [[ want me to reset it ? ]]
BoneAndHook: ((nah, it's technically looking okay))
B l u r r: [[ lemme know if it isn't ]]
B l u r r: [[ it's dropping it isnt it? ]]
BoneAndHook: ((no, it's fine))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((sorry i had to grab drink))
B l u r r: [[ no worries. Welcome back! ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Irreverent, isn't he.]]
B l u r r: I suppose.
B l u r r: [[ it's a no for me, dog. I would not go in there ]
B l u r r: [[ not without two bottles of pink fairies and a sword ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Armor clamps down.*
B l u r r: / reaches over and pat /
ItsyBitsySpyers: **Human terrorcons. No better than their own kind.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *SMACK the hand away. Do not touch.*
B l u r r: / B( /
B l u r r: / wiggles claws at and settles back in seat /
B l u r r: [[ eW ??? fsbhgjsf EW ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((creepo))
B l u r r: [[ so gross ]]
B l u r r: [[ I always hated her dad, too fbgjkfdss ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Why is that on the television.]]
B l u r r: who knows? Human television is weird.
B l u r r: [[ awww she's cute with short hair ]]
BoneAndHook: ((giiirl nooooo don't put it in the sink, it's gonna clog the drain and then you have filthy nasty wet hair clogging it up))
B l u r r: [[ i knoooow it's gross ]]
B l u r r: [[ true horror of the night: the government shut down again ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((lord))
BoneAndHook: ((at least they can pass fewer shiitty laws while they're closed))
B l u r r: [[ truth ]
BoneAndHook: ((i like that wild musical interlude))
B l u r r: [[ yesss ]]
B l u r r: [[ they aged the kids up for this movie, eh? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((no idea))
B l u r r: [[ Honestly, I haven't read the book in so long, so I dunno ]]
BoneAndHook: ((don't put your eye over the talking drain ffs))
B l u r r: [[ nah fam. nAH ]]
BoneAndHook: ((don't you know what's down there? HAIR))
B l u r r: EW DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((god this grosses me out so bad))
B l u r r: [[ IM SORRY ;A; ]]
BoneAndHook: ((ugh. ugh. ugh. ugh.))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((lmao it's okay))
B l u r r: [[ to be fAIR I have never seen this ]]
B l u r r: [[ i mean not this version ]]
BoneAndHook: ((and both of us have lmao))
B l u r r: [[ oh yeah , i forgot. lmao ]]
BoneAndHook: ((there's something in this movie for everyone and FOR ME IT'S HAIR))
B l u r r: [[ i thought something was going to go in her eye tbfh ]]
B l u r r: [ i had a leg up in defensE ]]
BoneAndHook: ((i had an arm up to block it and i still gagged lmao))
B l u r r: [[ big mood ]]
B l u r r: [[ NAH FAM I SAW THIS PART IN A PREVIEW NAH THIS IS SOME CLOWNERY ]]
BoneAndHook: ((if i had been in her place i would have just. thrown up the moment the tape measure came up with hair on it. just. straight into the sink. it would have been like "the FVCK"))
B l u r r: [[ truth ]]
B l u r r: [[ how do people take him seriously with the goofy eyes. He got TFP Megatron eye syndrome ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((it's supposed to be extra alienating or somethin))
B l u r r: [[ im wheezing ]]
BoneAndHook: ((yeah it helps give IT away as a lure rather than a real person))
B l u r r: [[ i like it. ]]
B l u r r: [[ but i keep snorting ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((nobody's gonna bribe the kid on the steps to shush?))
B l u r r: [[ first of all, they are cleaning all of that wrong ]]
BoneAndHook: ((didn't the kid come in with them?))
B l u r r: [[ nah richie is outside ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((no no there was richie as lookout but also some kid on the steps))
B l u r r: [[ ooh. ]]
BoneAndHook: ((no the one who was waiting on the steps, i thought i saw them get up and follow them in. i wasn't paying attention to which one it was))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((i'm not sure now))
B l u r r: [[ she's a cute kid ]]
B l u r r: [[ just drop ur bikes in the street wtf ]
B l u r r: [[ i can't fdbkda ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((HELL NO not this))
B l u r r: [[ is there a thing i should know? ]]
BoneAndHook: ((yes. hold onto ur seat.))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((literally))
B l u r r: [[ gsbhjfksd ]]
B l u r r: [[ thats not helpful ]]
BoneAndHook: ((here we go))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*crawls under blanket*))
B l u r r: [[ see, i can dig this version of this movie a lot ]]
B l u r r: [[ I appreciate its appeal ]]
B l u r r: [[ bRO WHY WOULD YOU GO ]]
B l u r r: [[ nah faqm im good fjks ]]
BoneAndHook: ((u just know IT heard "scared of clowns" and went "oh this one's gonna be so easy"))
B l u r r: [[ me tbh ]]
BoneAndHook: ((me getting out of bed in the morning))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((LMAO))
B l u r r: [[ LMAO ]
B l u r r: [[ well, don't be scared of it, u fool ]]
B l u r r: [[ u go, bill. u fight that *** ]]
B l u r r: [[ he is not gonna shoot that fuccking cat, is he ]]
B l u r r: [[ im gonna scream ]]
B l u r r: [ please tell me if he does or not because i can't watch that shyte. ]]
BoneAndHook: ((i don't remember if he gets it))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((iirc no))
BoneAndHook: ((... notice we see this weirdass show in the houses of abusive parents))
B l u r r: [[ right ? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((didn't catch that before))
B l u r r: [[ why would u hide in the bathroom ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((so you can do that))
B l u r r: [[wow guess who missed all of that ]
B l u r r: [[ because this dang woman had to yell at me to put one fuckking bowl away ]]
BoneAndHook: ((you can rewind if you want))
B l u r r: [[ nah it's fine ]]
BoneAndHook: ((dad followed her into the bathroom, she was hiding behind the tub curtain))
B l u r r: [[ i saw up to when she hit him ]]
BoneAndHook: ((he fell down and died, she tried to walk out the bathroom door, IT grabbed her throat))
B l u r r: ahh ]]]
BoneAndHook: ((we cut to bill out in the park, probably waiting for bev, but she doesn't come so he goes to her house. finds dad dead in the bathroom and YOU DIE IF YOU TRY written on the ceiling in blood))
B l u r r: got it ]]
BoneAndHook: ((and now the avengers are assembling and you're caught up))
B l u r r: [[ sweet ]]
B l u r r: thank ]]
B l u r r: [[ well this shows his collection and hideout better ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((what's really behind slendy's mask))
BoneAndHook: ((LMAO))
BoneAndHook: ((it's an accurate amount of teeth))
B l u r r: lmaooo ]]
B l u r r: [[ thats stanley. Always causing issues. ]]
B l u r r: [[ i remember that from the book ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((CRIMINY, CATS DID YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THIS MOMENT TO BOTH STARTLE))
B l u r r: [[ omg ]]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((hfff i'm so tired but i wanna see the rest))
B l u r r: [[ it says it's almost over ]]
BoneAndHook: ((we're close!!))
BoneAndHook: ((i was so terrified that georgie wasn't going to start moving again))
B l u r r: [[ omg ]]
BoneAndHook: ((i was like "oh no what if IT left him alive as bait and he kILLED THE REAL ONE"))
B l u r r: [[ right? ]]
B l u r r: [[ *has flashbacks to boggarts* ]]
B l u r r: [[ Sequel is this or next year I think ]]
B l u r r: [ anywaYS. Thanks for dealing with me for a lil while with the horror filmies. Next week is horror aND cute ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((yaaaay))
B l u r r: [[ HOPEFULLY I can squeeze both in. ]]
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SG1
Season 2 episode 10
"BANE"
Notes by me
- this is a cool city
- EW EW EW EW EW I ALREADY HATE IT HERE
- big ass bugs is NOT my idea of a good time
- Jack you're too slow! Tealcs already been stabbed hes already dead oh god oh jeez
- "we should get out of here!"
"No, really?"
the SASS
- a swarm of gross bugs is not my idea of a good time either Christ
- "BIG....UGLY BUGS"
- oh nasty it looks infected already yech
- daniels glasses holding his hair back :)
- Sam brought in the best people she knows to heal tealc 💙
- "the subjects NAME is tealc" let him know it Sam
- junior is being useless. What are you even good for if you cant stop a bug virus you slimy worm step up your game
- Jack by tealcs bed 😩
- "Oniell you are my friend"
- true love is asking your best friend to kill you if you turn into a bug 😌
- MAYBOURNE >:(
- "general hammond, permission to beat the crap outa this man"
- HAMMOND CONSIDERS
- alright fuck timothy I guess
- tealc punching everyones lights out in the van. love that for him
- "big ugly huge HONKIN bugs!"
- oh no junior! Tealc dont abandon your boy! Also that was very gross to watch!
- love how Daniel sees junior on the floor and his first instinct is Poke It
- amazing how maybourne thinks hes tough and yet hes at least 3 feet shorter than Jack
- tealc stop youve got some problems here buddy
- not letting Jack and the others help him! What a stupid idea!
- juniors on ice for the time being
- "tealcs pouch" is such a weird sentence
- daniels glasses are on his head alot in this episode
- Jack volunteering immediately to go get the venom
- a city scene!
- lmao this kid sees a giant muscle man walking down the st and tries to mess with him. Dumbass
- oh.....my god. Tealcs thing on his head was cut with a knife and then GOLD WAS POURED INTO THE WOUND?? THAT IS SO FUCKED UP also is it bad that I thought it was some sort of sticker this whole time.
- "dont that hurt?" I SHOULD THINK SO
- hammond wants junior to live for tealc :)
- where the hell is tealc even going
- he has bug brain
- Jack ROLLING out of the gate. Hot
- ew when all the bugs fly of the dead guy. no thanks!
- Inevitable Insect Transformation
- this girl is so funny
- she very much reminds me of that young girl in Primeval who got stuck in the desert
- she casually mentions her dad got shot and died
- its toblerone time! chocolate cures all
- LMAO Daniel not wanting to touch the bug
- "theres the juice" I'm gonna say this every time I find what I'm looking for
- well tealc has a daughter now I dont make the rules
- oh good a swat team! If they hurt her I'll riot
- ah no dont kill off junior :\
- "your government , the good guys"
"Yeah right"
- he gettin gooey 😨
- Jack throwing suggestions out and being right
- tealc told her to call jack😭😭
- "kill me"
"Uhhh.........no"
Super helpful Jack thanks
- she didnt get to go with him :(
- "I should have shot him" YEAH
- Timothy comes thru! My mans is gonna burn the lab down next chance he gets
- he goes back to play water guns with her im gone I'm dead
- Daniel is the first victim of the Water Gun Hunger Games
~
Whump under the cut
Tealc whump: stung by bug, needs help walking, infected sting wound, hospital scene, pale, sweating, yelling in pain, chained, taking junior out, wanting to die, covered in goo and webbing, unconscious
No glasses!Daniel bc he spends alot of the episode with his glasses on his head holding his hair back
🎶listening to Metamorphosis by Hillary Duff🎶 for tealc almost turning into a nasty insect
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LWA19 liveblog under the cut:
oh god oh boy
FUCKING FINALLY IVE WAITED 4 YEARS FOR DIANA’S BACKSTORY LOOOORDD
oh jesus starting with the flashback baby angsT
WHEN
TRADITIONAL
AND MODERN POWERS
MIX
HOLY FUCUUUCKCK IT’S LITERALLY DIANA AND AKKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALLLLYYYYYYY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA CAVENDISH PLS
ooohhh my god oh my GOD
SHE’S GONNA OPEN THAT GATE
FOR HER MOTHERRRRR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
but little does she know she’ll need Akko’s help hueheue
wow fuck im gonna CRY
NOOOOOOPPPE NOPE NNOOOPPPEEE TOO SAD BYE
oh shit i just remembered andrEW is gonna be in this...........
pls be there for .5 seconds and then leave
oh no Hannah and Barbara cryiiiIIINNGGG
ALKSDJHG FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO
PROFESSORS DONT LET HER GOOOOOOO
i love that H&B dont even show they care it’s Akko they’re talking to they just spill the beans and dont even have the energy to be nasty to her like usual
w h a t th e h e ll
what is this “ritual” sounds fishy
IF IT’S AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE IM GONNA SCREAM pls trigger have more class than that
OH MAN TONIGHT
AKKO CANT HANDLE THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO LET IT SINK IN
H&B crying sounds so painful BUT WHAT IF DIANA CRIES
FUCK ME
AKKO IS SO UPSET BY THE IDEA OF DIANA QUITTING
SHE KNOWS DIANA WOULDNT WANT THIS SHE KNOWS DIANA WANTS TO STUDY MAGIC MORE AND GRADUATE AKKO KNOOOOWS
holy shit im not even 5 minutes in but i just
i need to
i cant believe this is actually happening im FINALLY GETTING TO HAVE THIS
uWEH Lotte petting her little sprite ;w;
wow Akko just fucking BARGES INTO DIANA’S ROOM WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING OMG
oh man she doesnt even hesitate she knows where diana is if she isnt at her room
she knows EXACTLY WHERE TO GO SHE KNOWS DIANA
i s2g if akko sees her crying as she takes off and cant stop her im gonna lose my shit
oh my lord
it’s
it’s hAPPENING
A DIANAKKO MOMENT WHEN THEY ARE ALONE TOGETHER
FOR LONGER THAN .3 SECONDS
F I N A L L Y
okay i gotta *INHALES*
okay
im
gonna do this
HERE I GO
“it isn’t like you to leave something unfinished” AKKO HAS COME TO KNOW HER SO WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IM FUCKING LOSING IT YOU GUYS
if
if diana leaves right fucking there right in FRONT OF HER
OH GOD
oh shit
Akko mentioned
Diana’s
parents
oh
oh nnoo
oh my god diana is bREAKING THE RULES FOR AKKO
oh my god she’s about to cry you can hear it in her voice
I CANT DO THIS
noooooooo they’re doing this “rival” bs again
not rivals FRIENDS PLEEEEEASE
FUCK
okay OKAY in akko’s flashbacks of the people she loved Diana was there like 3 TIMES AAAAHHH THAT’S LIKE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE I THINK??? idk i will go back and count later knowing me
lol andrEW was there once LMAO SUCK IT he was there as often as Arcas LOL
oH
SHE REVEALED SHE KNEW ABOUT THE WORDS
OH MY GOD THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THE WORDS
DIANA KNOWS AKKO IS THE ONE WHO HAS TO FIND THEM
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN DIANA CANT HELP AND AKKO KNOWS THAT
she’s gonna miss her professors and FRIENDS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO GET HERRRRRR AKKOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAH
FUCK
FUFFFUFUFKCCKCK
you know diana left as quickly as she did cuz she could probably feel herself about to cry so she had to leave before akko could see that
on another note, wasn’t this episode supposed to have OVA-styled animation cuz im not seeing it
yo the Cavendish estate tho
MORE UNICORNS OHHHHH MAN
oohhh thank god Diana has a nice maid ;v;
ohhh FUCK
she’s smiling BUT
BUUUUUUUUUT
WAAAAAAAAH
oh my gOD
her fucking aunt LITERALLY HAS A SNAKE
W OW HOW FITTING
oh great a dinner party with andrEW and his dad probably so Aunt Bitch and him can make business ventures and shit to screw everyone over
W H AT THE FUCK IS SHE HOLY SHIT SHE JUST VANISHES??? UMM???
oh my god
akKO
HIIIIITCHHIIIIKE
holy shit cant wait for an audio blurb of that
okay look literally akko is so small compare to andrEW WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP THEM HE’S SO FUCKING BIG HE’S CLEARLY SO MUCH OLDER THAN HER EW GODDDDD
STOP IIIIIT HE’S LIKE 30
ew i cant even handle seeing her next to him like that uggh
OOOH more hints at violence and rage across the world
bet Croix is having a field day with that
oh yes good thank god they confirmed diana and andrew are related on some level so they cant be getting an arranged marriage thank GOD
so yeah i should mainly be worried for akko hhhhhhhhhhha
OH MY GOD
DIANA
ACTUALLY
RIDES HORSES
HOLY SHIT
THAT MEANS
YOU KNOW SHE CAN RIDE U N I C O R N S
OOOHHH MY GOD EQUESTRIAN STUFF IS MY SHIT
OH FUCK
oh my god i literally predicted what akko and diana said to each other right off the bat i have a post where i CALLED THAT SHIT
but can andrEW leave now pls can we have more diana/akko moments alone
this is the first time we’ve seen diana wearing pants tho wow
OH GOOD andrEW is gone for now
oh my god Diana absolutely can not STAND these women holy shit she’s gonna lose it if Akko doesnt first, hearing them insult Luna Nova
oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IT WASN’T EVEN THAT DIANA WAS MAD AT THEM DISSING LUNA NOVA SHE WAS MAD ABOUT THEM DISSING AKKO HERSELF
IM FUCKING S C REA M ING
SHE
JUMPED IN TO DEFEND AKKO
TOOK HER BY THE HAND
HOLY JESSUS IM
i literally i need to l i e dow n
oh my god u guys they touched
in canon
im
i literally fucking im
holy fuck
oooooooooooh my god
I NEED A MINUTE
IT’S TAKEN ME 40 MINUTES TO GET 16 MINUTES INTO THIS
i need to
rewatch that part agAIN
MY GOFD
“AS MUCH A WITCH AS I AM”
WE ALL KNOW THAT ISN’T TRUE BUT HOLY SHIT DIANA IS DOING WHATEVER SHE HAS TO TO DEFEND AKKO
HOLY LOOORRRRD IN HEAVEN
oh my god akko
HOOO
DIANA YELLS HER NAME LOL
GETTING SCOLDED BY THE GF
oH
I love Anna
protective nice maid who was probably diana’s only friend as a child after her mom died
she silences Akko right away because she wants Diana to be heard no matter what, probably because no one else at that mansion will listen to her
OH MY GOD
THEY’RE PUTTING AKKO
IN ONE OF DIANA’S DRESSES
EL E V E N TH BIRTHDAY
AND AKKO
FITS INTO IT OMFG
but ooohh my gosh this means DIANA TRUSTS AKKO
WITH THIS IMPORTANT DRESS HER MOTHER GOT FOR HER ESPECIALLY
OH MY GOD???
oh my god oH MY GOD
SHE’S GONNA TOUCH THAT BEAR ISNT SHE AND DIANA’S GONNA FREAK OH YMY GOD
OH
FUCKING
FINALLLLYY
WOOP THERE IT IIIIIIS
FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THAT PREMIUM CARD
AFTER 18 WEEKS OF SPECULATION FINALLY IT IS CONFIRMED
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
“Affection” is
the Cavendish motto
holy fuck
me and my shipping ass will let them show “affection” all right
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING
oh boy is akko finally gonna learn about diana’s past and mom ///?
PLEASE
oh my god is akko having dinner with them
IN THAT DRESS
AND DIANA
IN ANOTHER DRESS FUCK MEEEEEEE
OH MY GOD
final minutes what giant thing is gonna be revealed at supper??
oh my gOD AKKO’S SHIT TABLE MANNERS
diana’s like “how am i gonna live with this in the future when she’s my wife” LOL
oh my god is she gonna try to SELL him Diana’s stuff??? or worse HER MOTHER’S STUFF??? I BET YOU
OH
FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOONONONNONOOONNOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THIS BITCH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DOOONT
oh my god this is it
shit is going down
THEY’RE GONNA FUCKING DUEL OR SOMETHING
OH MAANNNN
oh
my go d
i
im fucking shook
holy fucking shit
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