#Guess who's back bitches

[lunarlover12]

"I'm not a pirate, and you're going to shit in my mouth. And you, sexy rat, you're going to fuck me or do whatever weird fucking shit."

I never thought I would hear these words. Let alone over and over again. My poor boy Fabian 🤣 and Riz just gets to fucking lay down and take a nap 🤣

#luna live blogs fh #fantasy high #fabian seacaster #guess who's back bitches #its me #yes im still on season 2 #fight me #fearful symmetry #i was fully ready to have shit in my mouth #what even is this episode?? #but Brennan brought Baron back! #and I loved it #and hated it #at the same time

[risaceofhearts]

Spring cleaning (blocking and reporting all the porn bots that have flocked to my blog in the couple of weeks I didn't use it)

#GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES #READY FOR SOME HIGH QUALITY MEMES

[kraftykelpie]

Look at this fuckin' guy thinking he's hot shit (i drew a really bad romulan on the side of the car)

#GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES #yeah family is going through a really big rough patch and EBT isnt coming through so we are paying the house bills and food using #my financial aid #my mum lost her job and travel nurse agencies are struggling to land her a job bc she was out of LnD for 2 years #out of a 26 year career this must be a fucking joke #any money is appreciated #woe shitty romulan be upon ye #romulans #star trek #trek art #? #kraftykelpie's art #kel shenanigans

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Sometimes you just gotta spend a weekend completely disconnected from normal life and not tell anyone when you plan to do it (had a hockey tournament in another city)

#GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES #i swear i meant to make a post about this on wednesday before leaving but yk how it is (adhd) #also got a lot of confused messages from friends I also forgot to inform in the few moments i connected to the hotel wifi #but no seriously it's like a wholeass other dimension. there is no old life. no school friends. only hotel and hockey game. #curio chatter

[loseiso]

#Guess who's back bitches #Tumblr looks different

[amelia-yap]

here

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT A NEW TABLET #man i havent done any digital stuff in such a long time #apparently sai was being weird w/ the pen pressure so i went ahead and downloaded sai2 and it works for some reason #anyway im back bitches!!! sem is over and im ready to vomit wr at y'all #ALSO THE V9 FINALE IM GOING TO BARF ALL OVER THE FLOOR #it was such a goddamn vibe #also why tf does sai2 not have a default blur brush #probably gonna go look around and add new brushes later

[spiderstape]

Gay people Cuddling

#Oh shit They’re Gay #guess who’s back and has a new obsession #literally pulled me out of my 3 year hiatus #all because of these gay yaoi bitches #lawlight #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #artists on tumblr #fanart #spiderstape art #art

[scholastic-dragon]

Happy birthday!!! For the request thing, I was thinking prompt 1 “This cock isn’t going to suck itself” with prompt 33 “Think anyone will notice if I start fingering you right now?” with bayverse Raphael and female reader, please Maybe like it starts with prompt 33 and then they head to the bedroom which leads to prompt 1?? In the end idc I'm sure it'll be amazing either way <3 thank you so much!

Oooooooo, I like these ones! You got it!

Bay!Raph x Fem!reader

Hunger

Warnings: fingering in the kitchen, oral sex, spelling mistakes

How or why it happened you don't know.

No, that's a lie. You know exactly how it happened.

You and Raph were thick as thieves, best friends, and it was no surprise to anyone when feelings were revealed and you guys got together.

But now it was a problem.

Touches no longer had to be hidden, kisses could be had, cuddles were a must.

And the tension just kept growing, and growing, and growing.

Which leads you to right now, pressed into the fridge in the lair with a very excited raph kissing you like it was the end of the world.

He groaned against your lips, hands massaging and gripping your ass. Grinding his hardened cock against your clothed center you moan, eyes flickering open and hitting his shoulders.

"Wait, Raph, we can't....your brothers..."

"They're all busy," He dismisses, kissing and sucking bruises onto your neck. "We're fine,"

"Let's go to your room-"

He groans, slipping his tongue into your mouth for a deep passionate kiss. One hand holds your jaw while the other hooks one of your legs over his hips. He rolls them forward, feeling the wet spot growing through your leggings.

"You don't seem that opposed to it," He chuckles, pulling away, looking down at your disheveled form.

"Raph-"

"Think anyone will notice if I start fingering you right now?"

You swallow your tongue, a strained noise leaving your throat. You most certainly want that but not here.

"We can't," You protest, face flushed.

"Can't?" He echos with a laugh. His hand leaves your ass, rubbing over your folds through your leggings.

"Raph," You whine as quietly as you could, biting your lip. His hand slips under your waistband, and you don't have the strength to stop him when you feel the thick pads of his fingers against your soaked folds.

At this angle, Raphs giant form and shell block you from prying eyes in the kitchen doorway.

In hard, fast strokes he teases your clit, making your eyes water from holding back moans. Your fingers gripped his biceps, but he didn't seem to care.

"Eyes on me," He husked. Your eyes lift. He smirks and traces his finger along your folds before sinking into your heat.

You mouth opened, but raphs palm covered your mouth before the sound could escape. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head.

His hand moved firm and fast in your sopping heat.

Your back arched, moans lost to the calloused skin of his palm. Your feet on their tip toes as your hips rolled with the rhythm of his hand.

"You wanna cum?" He taunts, leaning in to lick and suck at your neck.

You nod helplessly.

Pressing a kiss to your collarbone, he pulls away, his hand leaving your heat with a squelch.

You whine as he licks his finger clean. "Can't risk anyone seeing you cum, baby doll, let's go to my room,"

You smack his arm, taking his hand you drag him through the thankfully empty living area and to his room. Closing and locking the door behind him.

He's on you in an instant, slipping his tongue past your lips and removing your clothes. Your hands skim his hand scales and muscles, removing his basketball shorts. His cock juts out and hits your thigh.

Cupping your face he pulls back and smirks down at you. Taking a hold of your face, he makes you peer down at the thick appendage.

His hand grabs the thick base and strokes, slowly. You moan, feeling your knees go weak.

"This cock isn't going to suck itself," He points out.

Meeting his eyes, you push on his chest, his knees hit the bed and he sits on the edge. You straddle his lap, kissing him and pushing him to lay down.

His shell lands on the squishy mattress and you prop pillows under his head to rest comfortably.

Then with a smirk you crawl around until your pussy is inches over his face.

He laughs, his hand coming up to smack and pull at your ass. "That's my girl," He yanks your hips down and licks and sucks at your pussy.

You moan, one hand pressing on his hip to keep yourself steady and the other massaging his thick cock.

Precum rolls from the tip and your quick to lean in and drink it down. Kitten licks mark his tip, then you roll your tongue up and down the veins of him.

He moans against your folds. His teeth nip at your clit, makimg you buck your hips against him.

Opening your mouth wide, you sink your pout down on him, stroking what doesn't fit. He moans and rolls his hips.

You work together, bringing the other to release. Yours is coming fast, his lips sucking and kissing your clit until your screaming around his cock.

The band coils in your stomach until you can't take anymore and it breaks. You have to remove your mouth so you don't bite his cock off, and scream and ride his face.

Once your breath returns, you swallow his cock again and stroke him hard and fast. He squeezes your thigh.

"I'm gonna cum," He groans, his hands massaging your ass and thighs.

Smiling you suck his tip hard and reach a hand down to fondle his tail. He moans like he always does when you touch his tail.

His cock jerks, spilling his cum into your mouth. You make a show of humming and swallowing every drop.

"Fuck, babe," He sighs. Lifting you and setting you on his chest.

You look down at him, a smile on your face. Giggling softly, you lean down and kiss his full lips.

When you pull back he laughs softly, pinching your sides.

"Guess we didn't need food after all,"

Tags: @thelaundrybitch @happymoonangel @eveandtheturtles @tinkabelle24 @yorshie @leosgirl82 @sketch-mer-6195 @turtle-babe83

#GUESS WHOS FUCKING BACK BITCH #its ya boi #got the writing bug again #GET READY FOR SOME FUCKING SLAM #*Spam #WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT #sorry this took me so long lmao #tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt raph #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph x reader #tmnt raphael x reader #it is my works #birthday smut #thanks for the ask! #tmnt x reader

[auspiciouscat]

Crane

#GUESS WHOS GETTING BACK INTO ART BITCHES #catd00dz #the drought is REAL #scarecrow #jonathan crane

[lunarthecorvus]

This was how the scene went, right?

#six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #soc #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #kanej #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #guess whos back bitches

[iammorethananame]

Me: *financially independent and uncomfortable accepting monetary help*

Also me: *fiercely anti-captalist and anti-rich people*

Still me: *staring wistfully at @theidiotwhowritesthings's sugar daddy!Joel Miller AU* I want one

#Joel Miller x reader #sugar daddy!joel miller #🎶guess who had car problems again 🎶 #i guess tcoy!joel is specifically my anti-car anxiety blorbo #for real though he'd have a whole team of mechanics on call just for his family/friends #no phone tag with the towing company #no hold music everytime you call #regular updates so you're not left wondering all day #drop off service so you don't have to wait for your roommate to get home just so you can drive five minutes away to the shop #anyways it's been a bit of a week and i have my car back but i also have ✨ anxiety✨ #and that bitch keeps poking me and asking if my car's rEaLlY fixed or if it's going to refuse to start and leave me stranded at work #missing tcoy!joel hours #time to reread!

[thecruellestmonth]

Jason's feelings about Sheila Haywood

Batman #427 (1988)

"God, it must have been hard for you."

"...I'll save you... Mom..."

Batman: Gotham Knights #44 (2003)

"...I love..."

Batman #428 (1988)

"He threw... himself... in front... of me... in front of me... He took... the main brunt... of the blast... Such a... good boy... Must have... really... loved his... mother..."

Deadman: Dead Again #2 (2001)

JASON: "It's weird--she betrayed me to the Joker. Got us both blown up--but I'm not mad at her. It wasn't really her fault--her whole life was screwed up. Things just... happened. [...] You gotta tell me--is she going to make it?"

DEADMAN: "She's fading pretty fast, kid--"

JASON: "No, I mean-- her soul. What's going to happen to her... afterward?"

DEADMAN: "That's not for me to decide."

SHEILA: "Jason tried to rescue me... We almost... made it... So close... He turned out to be such a good kid..."

JASON: "Thanks, Mom..."

Batman Annual 25 (2006)

He remembered most of what happened. The search for his mother. Her betrayal. Joker. And his own murder.

Task Force Z #8 (2022)

"I died trying to save someone I cared about."

#Sheila Haywood #Jason Todd #Batman comics #Red Hood #Task Force Z #Jason Todd meta #Boston Brand #Deadman #Batman panels #Judd Winick #Matthew Rosenberg #panels #Batman Gotham Knights #Steve Vance #RECAP: Jason fully acknowledges that Sheila betrayed him and yet doesn't direct his rage toward her. #I guess it's fine if you want to make Jason call Sheila a 'bitch' and spit on her memory in your own fan fiction. You do you. #But Jason Todd is a bad victim. His trauma is wrong. His coping is wrong. He loves people he shouldn't. #He responds to what has caused him pain--and not what others believe *should* have caused him pain. #He doesn't follow a textbook or what others judge *should* be the correct and proper and convenient response to trauma and injustice. #Jason is used to taking care of his parents. He is used to his parents failing him. Catherine and Willis and Sheila. #But not Bruce. Bruce promised him better. And Jason is so deeply humiliated for letting himself believe that promise with all his heart. #And perhaps... though she didn't want to... Sheila stayed with Jason at the end. And that was a promise that Bruce didn't keep. #long post #longpost #long #thecruellestmonth #Also I see Batman 428 as evidence that Sheila isn't Jason's birth mother because she refers to Jason's mother in the third person. #My theory is she was the back alley doctor who delivered him. Willis was her associate or friend or former lover. #Boston 'Number One Jason Todd Stan' Brand #Deadman Dead Again

[pyrrhocorax]

#guess who is back bitch #aph denmark #hetalia #hws denmark #?? it's been so long what tags do i even use. ok

[auroramoon-draws16]

Listen, buddy, it’s my post, I’ll say what I want.

Ahem.

So my next crossover idea includes Spider-Mans and Desmond Miles.

Assassin’s Creed x Spider-Verse

So you know how we love throwing Desmond, a man we barely spend enough time with in the games, only for him to be zapped into the past tense and sliced into little murder meat appetizers?

Well in true Desmond Miles fan fashion, we throw him not only into one universe, but a whole ass multiverse.

Is he a spider person? Hell no, my guy is an Assassin with morales and sick bartending skills.

Why is he here? The webs of the multiverse are a little too literal and he is very much wrapped up into it.

This whole thing is fucked up, but by whatever fucked up spider gods that allowed this to happen, he’s gonna be totally chill while internally freaking the fuck out.

Per the Desmond Miles experience™️

Oh, and to help actual children who need help, time to be the father he never got or got to be.

Funny how the Eagle adopts the Spiders

#desmond miles #assassin's creed #spider man: across the spider verse #miles morales #oh ha! their names #that’s funny #crossover time bitches #guess who’s back with the crack? #this bitch #shitpost #still would be a fun fanfic tho

[limitie]

I’m back!!! I Think- anyway BOOM. trans Luffy is so Real to me, deadass. it is real. Also Zolu!! Still at it with that!

Decided to post here first instead of instagram. Doubt anyone cares but my insta is limi_tie !! more active there than here ☺️. Anyway ya hell to those who remember me, I’ll be more active here again, I think.

#one piece #luffy one piece #mugiwara no luffy #roanoa zoro #zolu #Trans #luffydmonkey #trans pride #transgender #trans man #op zoro #luffy #zoro #g #guess who’s back #zolu fanart #best friends make the best lovers #idiots in love #dumb bitch

[bird-nobody]

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