Yes, thank you for your input. It was highly required.
Well, you know, sometimes you have a boner, but then something happens and it kinda— flops…
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How did floppy birds even make you think of boners, oh my God--
Oh. Oh. I totally thought it has something to do with boners, for some reason. You can’t blame me, I’m sure you would too, if you didn’t know what that is! Tch.
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Excuse me, are you implying that I am ugly because I will have to terminate our friendship contract, if that's the case.
Now that I think about it, you’re right. I should’ve called you the Gargamel right from the beginning. It’s a much more accurate comparison.
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kimxjj replied to your post:Why do people even play that thing called flappy...
Is this something sexual, or—
Second hand embarrassment with you, goodbye.
No, it's a smart phone application, it seems.
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Why do people even play that thing called flappy bird.
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No, stop. I'm not even the size of a smurf so I have no idea where you even got that nickname from.
…smurf. Smurfs. You know, that thing that you are. You’re the one embarrassing me.
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What do you mean color? My hair isn't even blue anymore, get your facts right and don't make me feel embarrassed for you.
Ha. Ha-ha. Hahaha. That was a good joke, really good one! If there’s one thing Sonic and you have in common, it’s the color, and definitely not speed.
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Gotta go fast, like Sonic.
Did you just change your goddamn url in a matter of a minute.
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Pfft, you don't even know. The thing is, I am here and that's all that matters, aside of the fact that you missed me but won't admit it for whatever reason.
Oh, you know me too well. Cute. If it’s not laziness, then I’m sure it’s something ridiculous that makes no sense whatsoever and is merely a lame excuse anyway.
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If I say it's not even laziness this time, you won't believe me.
Yes, whatever. I don’t care. Just drag your lazy ass back here, will you.
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Wow, you are one horrible liar, friend.
I was this close to thinking who’s that unknown url on my dash and hitting the unfollow button.
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kimxjj replied to your post: Read More →
I have no idea what does this mean, but I’ll say no, just in case.
I was this close to asking who are you.
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Altceva mai bun de facut nu ai?
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[/text.] Well- Then I know why everyone calls you handsome.
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[/text.] ... And sex with two people is called a twosome..
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[/text.] If sex with three people is called a threesome...
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