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lost-in-the-hellaverse · 7 months

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Jonathan: Hey, Edward! I brought reinforcements.

Edward: Oh, great! Did you bring Harley?

Jonathan: Well, I brought the next best thing.

(Jervis Walks in)

Jervis: Hey!

Edward: Jervis!? You brought Jervis!? The next best thing would've been Waylon!

Jervis: You know I would be offended, but Waylon is freakishly strong.

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 4 months

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Riddler: Riddle me this boy-

Riddler: Batman?

Batman!Dick: Yes?

Riddler: Who the fuck is this?

Batman!Dick: This is Robin.

Riddler: Obviously. But he’s different. He’s all scowly. Where’s the fun one, who likes my riddles?

Batman!Dick: He’s taking some PTO. Can we get on with this?

Riddler: No.

Batman!Dick: What? Why not!

Riddler: Well I would but it wouldn’t be very fair. See the riddles I had for tonight were kind of specific to a couple of past games me and the other one had done.

Batman!Dick: What you never did that for me when I was Robin-

Riddler: Yes well it just wasn’t as fun with you.

Batman!Dick: So what, are you going to just let the hostages go?

Riddler: Well I guess. I’ll have to come up with something different, we can reschedule.

Batman!Dick: So what, do we just take you back to Arkham or-

Riddler: *shrugs* That’s fine. I’ll just table this one for when he gets back.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 days

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Robin!Dick: I feel like you’re judging me.

Ivy: I am not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your mentor.

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thequeenofuselessinformation · 10 months

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I'm alive but only ironically.

Twt op cr: @FranziaMom

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ryemiffie · 8 days

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More quotes from my day as batman incorrect quotes for your amusement:

Nightwing: You know out of all the people I have to deal with for things like this, you're the most annoying.

Harley Quinn: I highly doubt that.

Nightwing: Now how'd you say you knew the murderer?

Harley Quinn: Family reunion.

Nightwing: ...

Harley Quinn:

Nightwing: I hate you.

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batman-dc-imagines · 2 months

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Do you like my hat?

*You were napping in your cell when one of the cops came by and woke you up*

Cop: "Hey, wake up."

(Reader), slowly waking up: "hm...?"

Cop: "You're free to go."

(Reader), still half asleep and confused: "What...? Why?"

Cop: "Somebody bailed you out."

(Reader), even more confused: "What? But I don't....I don't even know anyone who would...-"

*As the cop escorts you toward the front of the gcpd, your eyes land on a almost familiar looking face.*

(Reader), still confused: "Who the fuck are you..?"

Jervis, wearing a horrible disguise: "Emmett..."

(Reader): "Okay....Emmett. Did you...bail me out of jail..?"

Jervis: "Yeah..."

(Reader): "Well...why?"

Jervis: "I wanted to show you my hat."

(Reader): "You bailed me out of jail...cause you wanted to show me your hat.."

Jervis: "Yeah..,I just bought it."

(Reader): "Wasn't my bail like...twenty thousand dol-"

Jervis: "Twenty five."

*There's awkward silence between the three of you*

Jervis: "So do you like it-"

(Reader): "No not really..no-"

Jervis, muttering to himself: "Fuck..."

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inamindfarfaraway · 1 year

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[The rogues are in Arkham and bored.]

Eddie: If you could have sex with one person it is utterly impossible for you to have sex with, who would it be? Who is your ultimate pipe dream lay?

Victor: (sighs deeply) My own wife. Due to my lowered body temperature, simply holding her hand would cause me severe burns. I long for her to be awake and healthy again, but even then and even if she’ll still have me we’ll need to grieve all physical intimacy in our relationship. The downside of finding ‘the one’ is that you may lose them.

[A sad, uncomfortable silence. Harvey starts crying because God, he misses Gilda.]

Joker: I also choose his wife.

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madame-fear · 2 years

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You: I love murder mysteries! Jonathan , trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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estuporious · 1 year

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Riddler: Riddle me this, bitch.

Y/N: ¿Can we talk about my day?

Riddler: Fuck your day.

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sporadically-writing · 1 year

Conversation

Harvey: You are the love of our life and we would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Therapist! Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Two-Face: We said within reason, Doc. How about I murder some guards?

Therapist! Y/N, unamused: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Two-Face: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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waterfire1848 · 1 year

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[ Gothamites being told they have to leave. ]

Gothamites: We’re not leaving! We were born in this hole and we’ll die in this hole!

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lost-in-the-hellaverse · 8 months

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Edward: What if it just gets worse, and worse, and worse to the point we can't even be in the same room with each other?

Jonathan: I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Poison Ivy: And then he said my lipstick was ugly!

Robin!Dick, dangling over a tank of acid by his ankle: You can do so much better!

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incorrectbatfam · 16 days

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Riddler: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.

Bruce: What? How’s that possible?

Riddler: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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Ed: Is this yours

*Damian clinging on his leg*

Bruce: Yes, I was wondering where he went

Ed: *Sighs* It's the third time this week

Bruce: You try raising four children

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ryemiffie · 8 days

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More quotes from my day as dc incorrect quotes:

Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle-answer-man!

Tim: Not my name.

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