#GET HIS ASS WEST

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

You know it is true when the Daily Planet chimes in

I forgot to verify dick and bruce but these take forever and I didn't want to go back and do it again

#bruceisabitch #get his ass #daily planet #clark kent #wally west #duke thomas #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #social media au #twitter #edit #he is an acrobat

[neothalamus]

herberts such a little shit, get him dan

#jeffrey combs #bride of reanimator #dan cain #herbert west #reanimator #GET HIS ASS #Normal #spingebab #I HATE HERBERT WEST #hes the best thing thats ever happened to me.. #i miss her. #WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME #girl power #I WANT MY WIFE BACK #im gonna throw up #i got some 7 up

[bluemantics]

Ring, a small bell tinkled, signaling the entrance of someone into the bar.

“We’re closed,” Lance called from behind the bar, rubbing it down with a cloth. Cream-colored towel smoothed alcohol stains off of the deep mahogany, and Lance stepped back for a moment to take a break and admire his work.

“Do I not get an exception?” a thick western accent drawled. Lance’s head snapped up, eyes wide.

“Keith,” he murmured. There he stood, just in front of the door, his whole outfit white and black save for his red boots. Lance loved those. They were proof that Keith could be sentimental, if anything.

“You shouldn’t be here,” Lance said into the silence. He couldn’t help but notice the contrast between his accent and Keith’s, the irony of him telling Keith to leave. “It’s not safe, Red.”

“Pfft.” Keith sidled up to the bar, a dangerous gleam in his deep purple eyes. Lance shuddered. “Since when has danger ever stopped me… or you, apparently?”

Lance froze, halfway turned to clean up the back wall. “Sorry, what do you mean?”

Keith reached over the bar to grab himself a bottle of whiskey and poured himself a glass, staring at it and swirling it under his palm, gaze now turned down to the drink instead of Lance.

“What would the people of this sweet ol’ town say if they knew that their kindly bartender was not just hangin’ round with the fearsome outlaw Red, but was an outlaw himself?” Keith quickly looked up to see Lance, expression flint, waiting for the other foot to drop. “Ain’t that right, Blueshot?”

BANG.

Keith stumbled back, hands scrabbling for purchase in his coats, but Lance hopped over the bar in a smooth motion and grabbed his collar. He quickly shoved Keith back to the wall, pressing his back to the dark blue paint. Keith’s hands came up.

“That,” Lance hissed, pointing to the hole in the wall next to Keith’s head. “Was a warning shot, got that? I’m living a fine life right now, alright sweet cheeks? Don’t need anyone screwin’ that up for me. We clear?”

They were barely an inch apart. Lance’s measures breath mingled with Keith’s fast panting, but despite Keith’s obvious distress Lance stayed stock still. Keith’s eyes snapped to the pearl-handled revolver in Lance’s left hand.

He’d shot that with his left hand.

“Fuck, fuck,” Keith huffed. “Yeah. We clear, Blue, just get off, Jesus Christ.”

Lance just hummed, looking down at Keith with an expression he’d never seen on the previously peaceful bartender.

“I dunno,” he purred. “I kind of like you like this.”

Keith’s jaw dropped, failing to form a coherent word.

After a far-too-long (short?) pause, Lance pushed away from him. The gun vanished somewhere at his side. Keith came away from the wall, collecting himself.

“So now what?” Keith demanded, rubbing at his collar.

“Now,” Lance said easily, rolling up his sleeves to clean up more. “Maybe I’ll let you come back if you keep it a goddamn secret. And maybe I’ll see you around more now that we got somethin’ in common. That is, if you don’t get caught.”

Keith looked down to his forearm. A blazing symbol was on his skin, right below his elbow, a… V, just like his own but in blue.

“Alright.”

“Now get out of the bar, Kogane.”

#secret identity cowboy outlaw Wild West klance??? I’m COOKIN w grease #whoever notices my favorite line to write I’ll high five bc… 👀 it’s good guys 👀 #obsessed with Keith thinking he’s all that and getting his ass violently handed to him #i like my outlaws like i like my coffee #a strong front with a sweeter note #klance #lance mcclain #voltron #keith kogane #klance fic #klance fanfiction #lance voltron #vld #fanfiction #voltron fanfic #cowboy #western #wild west #bluemanfics

[coochiequeens]

These men just don't want to be around kids otherwise they would be the fun uncle, volunteer for Big Brothers and Big Sisters, be ok with dating women with kids and have a good relationship with the step kids. They just think they were entitled to biological offspring.

Amelia Hill

@byameliahillMon 28 Aug 2023 11.00 EDT

Father’s Day is dangerous for Robert Nurden. Childless not through choice but, as he puts it, “complacency, bad luck, bad judgment”, he tries to stay indoors and ignore the family celebrations outside.

But one year, he went for a walk. “I met family after family. There were children everywhere,” he remembered. “It was terrible. Just so painful. So many ambushes and triggers for my anguish.”

There is very little research into men who have not had children, although that is beginning to change. Research by Dr Robin Hadley has found that 25% of men over 42 do not have children – 5% more than women of the same age group.

Half of the men who are not fathers but wanted to be describe a huge grief and isolation from society. Almost 40% have experienced depression and a quarter feel a deep anger

Now 72, Nurden had a sheltered upbringing. Reaching adulthood, there was a lot he wanted to experience. “Having children was a very low priority. I was complacent: I just assumed it would happen,” he said.

It was not until he was in his early 40s that Nurden started to get broody. But by that point, he discovered, women of a similar age had already had children, if they were able or wanted to.

“I went into this 15-year period of not going into relationships or ending relationships quickly because I knew that person wasn’t going to want or be able to have a child with me – or that the relationship wasn’t going to be strong enough to last if we did have a child,” said Nurden.

He said high-profile older fathers breed complacency in ordinary men. “If I’m honest, even when I was in my 50s I believed that it might happen for me. But in real life, the Mick Jagger and Jon Snow-age fathers are actually very rare – and in any case, it’s medically not wise, as regards sperm quality.”

What compounded Nurden’s pain was that there was no public or private discussion about how men feel when circumstance leaves them unable to become fathers.

“There’s lots of publicity, quite rightly, about women and childlessness but men are very mute about this. Married men don’t want to hear it either: I’ve had men with children react with anger, as though they feel threatened, when I’ve tried to talk about my pain,” he said.

“I was mute too until recently, because as I aged, I found the regret grew into a great pain,” he added. “Unlike many other forms of grief, this compounds itself as it gets older: I wasn’t a father but now I’m not a grandfather. When I’m even older, I might find myself entirely alone.”

Nurden has published a book, I Always Wanted to be a Dad: Men Without Children, about his story and that of some other men. “It turns out that there is a lot of pain, regret and sadness out there,” he said.

Hadley, the researcher, is childless because although his wife had wanted children, by the time she and Hadley met, her age meant the risk of having one was too great. “I chose love but that doesn’t make the pain of not having children any less,” he said. “When a close colleague had his first child, I was so jealous that I couldn’t be in the same room as him.”

Being a father is a marker of status in many countries, said Hadley, but not in the west. “While there has recently been a lot more public discussion about how to be a good father, we still don’t have any narrative or celebration about how important it is for men to become a father in the first place,” he said.

Paul Goulden, the chair of Ageing Without Children, said that, along with the lack of public dialogue about becoming a father, he was “not convinced that there’s this Game of Thrones genetic push felt by men to have children”.

Instead, he said: “There’s this mistaken belief that men are fertile across their lifespan, so there’s no imperative to get on with it.”

That complacency persists because men without children historically have not spoken about their grief. But, Goulden said: “I hope Robert’s book will trigger a change in public dialogue around this issue. I think there’s an overwhelming sense of loneliness and fear out there about who is going to be there for these men, when they’re old and all alone.”

I wonder what their exes for these men would about them. Because the bar for Father's is so low that women showing they didn't want kids with them should really be a sign to do some soul searching.

Personal experience.......I think of my ex fiance who constantly said he wanted ro get married and have kids. However his actions said he wanted me to have the kids while he worked full time, he didn't believe in daycare so no job for me, and he would have to go to the gym almost everyday, he had a physically demanding job, and of course have his weekly card night with his buddies. And yes I stated all my objections but he had tunnel vision when it came to his fantasy family life. There's more but those were the issues relevant to this article.

#Men really being the victims #Families celebrating Father's day was ambushing him #Does he do anything for his father on Father's day or use his feels to push the emotional labour for that onto his siblings? #If childless men die alone it's because they did nothing to foster relationships with the children in their families #One on the men interviewed was economically stable in a stable marriage They could adopt #Shout out to that anon who sent this link #No one is entitled to biological children #A grown ass man was so jealous of a friend's baby he couldn't be in the same room. I hope he stays away from that family #Being a father is a marker of status in many countries said Hadley but not in the west...... #.....I posted articles explaining the fatherhood bonus versus the motherhood penalty in the workforce #What are they doing with their time and energy that they have due to not having kids? #Do they volunteer within their communities? #Attend social events? #Do they travel? #Do they try to look at the upside of not having kids? #Or just brood in resentment and anger? #I get the vibe of if these guys were younger they would be posting black knight stories on 4chan directed at women with children #A journalist just recorded their statements #A therapist would ask who iscthe anger directed at?

[adhdslugcrimes]

Wally, like the pic: I have come to you Dick, to tell you about our lord and savior, your ass and thighs.

#wally west #birdflash #his ass and thighs are heavenly #can I get an amen #last shit post

[ssreeder]

I saw that other ask about Zuko ending up firelord in LIAB and I'd just like to add on to that my thoughts abt it in the original show- was it just me or did it feel really out of character for Iroh to try and push Zuko into a major leadership role at 16?? Like how did he possibly think that was a good idea, what with all the seriously heavy burdens that it would bring on to Zuko? Not to mention Zuko has had barely any chance to be a regular teenager for a second throughout the show, what with the 3 year banishment and then he's immediately pushed to be firelord.. Also the fact that firelord feels really unfitting for Zuko?? He's shown to not be a good leader. I feel like coming out of a 3 year banishment and awful childhood I don't think he'd want to be surrounded by constant reminders of his abusive father and not to mention be in the same role his *abusive father* was in... Sorry for the impromptu and slightly incomprehensible rant... this is still one of my biggest gripes in the show. Btw your writing is wonderful and im so excited for the next chapter of LIAB! Have a great day :D

Hiiii!! (here is another impromptu & very incomprehensible rant)

I think Zuko would have been a good fire lord if he was given the proper training & support. But I have to say I think it was completely in character for iroh to do that to Zuko…

I enjoy iroh but I think his character is EXTREMELY flawed & his way of helping zuko develop from a young angry hurt 13 year old boy could have been handled a lot better. Yeah yeah he isn’t zukos dad but he signed up to mentor and be there for Zuko so he could have mentored him a little more. (a lot more - I don’t think is was likely Zuko had any growth from 13-16 because he was pretty awful at season 1 and disrespected everyone including iroh and was in so much denial about his situation it was SCARY)

I could go on & on about iroh and his missed opportunities with zuko but I think irohs “Zuko will overcome and he is good inside” way of thinking is what prompted him to plop his teenage nephew on that throne even though he was like 3 days into his redemption (ok yeah it was maybe a month? Idk but not very long). The anger, sadness, self doubt, unhealthy coping mechanisms were all still there - but iroh is very…. ‘He’s got this I believe in him’

Even if it means zukos going to struggle and stumble over himself and work extra hard to try and be a good leader with (let’s face it) almost no healthy leadership experience. (5 minutes into being aangs fire bending trainer he is yelling at him. his idea of how to get aang to take training more seriously is to attack him - yeah let’s give him a fucking country! Yiiipeeeeeeee)

If iroh cared about Zuko he would hang up his tea uniform, take his RIGHTFUL place as fire lord and have Zuko become his crowned prince and start learning how to be fire lord while UNCLEEEEE took the initial burden of becoming fire lord right after the war. But nahhhh let’s invent boba or whatever he was fucking doing in BSS

*deep breath* sorry… I promise I LIKE iroh… I just….. DISAGREE with his methods.

Sorry about my rant anon haha

#(but iroh deserves to retire - blah blah blah - #NO! you get your dragon of the west ass back in the FN & finish this the right way) #I don’t even understand how that works out #did iroh think because he liberated BSS from the FN he could stay?? #did he get a pardon?? #where’s zukos community service?! #kid burned down kyoshi island he needs to go clean that up #idc if it’s already cleaned up making him sweep the dojo and polish uniforms #sorry anon I appreciate your ask #but yeah irohs whole method with Zuko is just… yeah #it’s ok to be a LITTLE more assertive when it’s for their own good #if a child is wandering close to the edge of a cliff do you #a. say - ‘child do you believe the path you are taking will lead you to safety or peril?’ #b. yell - ‘ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?! GET AWAY FROM THAT LEDGE!’ #c. snatch his ass up so fast and plop him down in a safe area and then go over the dangers of CLIFFS #I’m going to go with c… but that’s just me #you’re the best anon have a great day #yippiieeee glad you’re liking liab!!! #can’t wait for some zukka next chapter:):):) #ask #liab

[incorrect-heroes]

Nathan: Okay, I admit I was wrong.

Claire: Good.

Nathan: However-

Claire: No. No 'however'. Just stand in your wrongness and be wrong.

#GET HIS ASS #heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Nathan petrelli #claire bennet #source: the west wing

[hangingoffence]

i think western au kyle would be more affiliated with his Mexican roots and his heritage from his dads side. Los Angeles and California used to be under Mexican territory in the early 1800s and the the vaqueros traveled north and brought their lifestyle with them (which later influenced the more widely recognized usa cowboy culture). Growing up in a cattle ranch where he learned to ride horses from a young age and heard cattle with his dad or under someone else's pay

#anyway trying to dive deeper into the history of vaqueros and cowboys and all that #also like the difference between kyle who grew up in the sunny and hot west riding horseback and herding cows #and jason growing up in the cold north east where industrialization and europian influence grew strong #and working his ass off in a mine somewhere #and kyle who is used to the heat and dry weather and jason who was always so cold and wet #not that deep into american histroy but getting there #kyle rayner #western au #dc

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

LMAO where is that panel from?? the child endangerment one?

The Flash (1987) #233 😊

#wally west #get his ass #the flash #batman #anon asks

[just-about-nothing]

bart allen i love you so much you’re so right king conan is the funniest ❤️

#i rant #dc #bart allen #wally west #kid flash #impulse #early conan was constantly kind of unhinged i loooove it & i get why bart would too it's like Right up his alley #also peep the reference to bart not going to bed when he ought goodness i love it #sins of youth #young justice #also i'm sorry this screenshot is so ass firefox's screengrabber tool disappeared on me and i can't find it ;-;

[appsa]

Ok jokes aside i do find damiens religion thing very confusing to parse thru cause its interesting that he finds a way to reconcile fantasy catholicism w his queerness but. Hm.

#him going to the 'west' (?) for missionary work and getting his ass kicked into a river... #and finding a connection to his saint in his own way. hm. #i do see the threads here that his father was strict abt fantasy bible ig and didnt approve of damien at all #and definitelyyyy got kicked out of that village for being weird abt it #and ig... the way magic operates in this world is also tied w belief so thats how damien is able to do extraordinary things #just by believing in his saint hard enough #and the fact that his saint has his own voice #hm. ig im having trouble w it because i find it difficult to not think of religion as a tool for oppression #but thats not the case for everyone #and ig this is a question everyone wrestles with right? #like what parts to keep and what parts to get rid of #we cant get rid of the whole thing like thats not feasible so how do we move forward #lol. idk. do they do interviews where they talk abt this stuff that is NOT behind a paywall #tpp #LOL i know nothing abt maintaining faith while also being queer sorry bsbsbjdf thats just a different perspective

[botslayer9000]

WHEN DID LEGO SETS GET SO EXPENSIVE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#looked up journey to the west for fun on the hellsite #found out that there's this show called monkie kid? and its like journey to the west but instead of tripitaka its some kid or smth idk #theres a macaque that everyone thinks is sexy or whatever #not my thing but im not judging #anyways im sitting there looking at his picture of macaque and thinking ''why does this look like lego'' #turns out it is a lego property?????? when did they get the rights to that #apparently the show is actually good maybe ill watch it #but anyways i looked it up on the lego site because i like me a browse through pretty lego sets sometimes #and i see the price tags attached #HOLY FUCK #WHY IS IT ALL UPWARDS OF $50 FOR RELATIVELY SMALL SETS #WAS IT ALWAYS THIS EXPENSIVE???? I DONT REMEMBER IT BEING THIS EXPENSIVE #like i got a whole ass dragon and two minifigures as part of a ninjago set like 10 years ago for $25 #or maybe even $20 #it was a good dragon too like a golden one #and idk i remember it being a lot more than what they have on offer on the site #ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY US DOLLARS FOR A HIDEOUT SET #who is buying this shit #i actually need to know #back on my bullshit

[sufferingsideships]

LET ME PUNCH SYLENS IN THE FACE DAMNIT

Just one time.

A one time rent fee for using the base after being an absolute shit face for 2 games

#it would satisfy something deep in my soul #don’t get me wrong his character overall and how they write/use him is fantastic #but you’re telling me Aloy wouldn’t DECK his ass at least once for all that shit? #not even post zenith battle????? #gtfo #LET HER PUNCH HIM #as a lil treat #she deserves it #so do we #just sayin #horizon forbidden west #forbidden west shit posting #horizon shit posting #spoilers? #horizon forbidden west spoilers #sylens #justice for Aloy let her punch him

[adhdslugcrimes]

Rudy: nobody here to interfere with us, come back home. Let's talk without this stupid restraining order and no contact bullshit! I'm your father! I made you!

Wally: wait wait, *starts tearing up then crying*

Rudy: what the hell are you doing boy?

Wally, sobbing: c-calling someone!

Rudy: what? Who could you possibly call by crying?

Barry: me, bitch. *Punched Rudy* stay away from my son!

#wally west #barry allen #fuck rudy west #me dumping my trauma #wally crying calls his real parents #punch a bastard #flashfam #barry: i don't cuss it's bad and shouldn't be a thing #barry looking at rudy: that fuckin bitch is getting his ass handed to him

[midsommur]

NEED your list of songs that reminds you of anakin 😫😫😫😫😫

AHHHH ill give you an annotated bibliography 

disarm - the smashing pumpkins

these lines are so ani .... “disarm you with a smile and cut you like you want me to / cut that little child, inside of me and such a part of you” AND “i used to be a little boy, so old in my shoes” AND “the killer in me is the killer in you, my love” ANDDDD “disarm you with a smile, and leave you like they left me here to wither in denial / the bitterness of one who’s left alone / the years burn / the years burn, burn, burn” sorry for writing like basically the whole song BUT ITS SOOO him its so him he was literally a little boy hello

today - the smashing pumpkins

"i wanted more than life could ever grant me / bored by the chore of saving face” AND “i’ll tear my heart out before i get out / pink ribbon scars that never forget / i  tried so hard to cleanse these regrets / my angel wings were bruised and restrained / my belly stings” UGHHHHH it just evokes so much of what he says to padme in rots: “Something’s happening. I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.”

rocket - the smashing pumpkins 

“i miss me, i miss everything i’ll never be” , “i torch my soul to show the world that i am pure” , “a crown of horns, an image formed, deformed / the mark i’ve borne, a mark of scorn to you / consume my love, devour my hate, only powers my escape” 

please, please, please let me get what i want - deftones (cover)

i love the smiths but the deftones version just itches that whiney ani scratch lol “the life i’ve had would make a good man bad / so for once in my life, let me get what i want / lord knows it would be the first time”

change (in the house of flies)

the lyrics ya ya ya very anakin but the moaning.............ok 

(actually the entire deftones discography but most importantly cherry waves, mascara, be quiet and drive, diamond eyes, sextape, my own summer, etc etc)

i wanna be adored - the stone roses

title speaks for itself i think..............hes a needy fuck 

bloodhail - have a nice life

“and i just don’t, and i just don’t accept this” - what?? this is outrageous.. it's Unfair’ LOL

thats all i can think of off the top of my head but tell me ur thoughts and if u agree....and if you've got any recs for me id love to hear them <33333

#my eyes r burning .......... also when i hear west coast by lana i literally envision him in my mind Lol............not mentally ill at all #srry hes crazy y cubano como yo lala #AND GET FREE ... FEELS LIKE IVE GOT A WAR IN MY MIND I WANNA GET OFF BUT I KEEP RIDING THE RIDE CCRYINGGGGGG #And fathers day by gucci mane cuz hes a father but his lame ass kid didnt get him SHIT #asks

[sciartherp]

Ever since Kanye was outed as a Nazi, I’ve been scheming. How do we even the score? How do we absolutely destroy this man’s career?

I think I’ve found the answer. The Undertale fandom knows it well.

By royal decree of the Asriel kinnie, every day is now Fingers In His Ass Sunday, and the OG Fingers In His Ass Sunday is now 69 times more potent. Let’s get this shit on public radio.

#scheming #Kanye is a Nazi #kanye west #fingers in his ass sunday #tw nazi #cw Nazi #fuck kanye #i am not kidding #when I say Fingers In His Ass should get on public radio