#For a good five minutes

[novaeverse]

EXCUSE ME BED WHO AND WHAT

doing an Astarion playthrough, and when poisoning the gobbos,,, ASTARION CAN SAY WHAT?? I think this is Astarion specific?? I don’t know but either way 😭😭

#I was SHOOK #For a good five minutes #I don’t even #omg #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 shitpost #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[cathartic-crypt]

is Joey as corny as Kansas in August? as normal as blueberry pie??

you know those videos of frogs utterly failing at catching/eating their food?

thats joey

oh but yeah there is nothing Normal about him hes SO silly and has a soft spot for dad jokes but he can never crack them very well so he relies on others to tell him jokes so he could recycle them

#it talks #oc: Joey #IM GONNA BE HONEST ANON #I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WAHT THAT SENTENCE MEANT #FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES #i finally got it. urethra! or whatever

[prodigal-sunlight]

how would the rest of the cast react to Pomni going Kaboom?

I mean. They probably wouldn’t be very happy about it!

#zooble isnt here bcz they’d still be setting up kaufmo’s funeral rip #on the bright side caine is too busy with the dawning ‘oh fuck’ to also delete gummigoo #on the dark side. pomni esplode. #anyway it takes kinger a good five minutes to even realize anything happened. mans is NOT payony attention #the pomni explodes au #tadc #tadc spoilers #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus spoilers #pomni #ragatha #gummigoo #jax #gangle #kinger #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc gummigoo #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc kinger

[miilkybnn]

boyfriends sharing clothes :}

#gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod #call of duty #cod fanart #ghostroachsoap #ghost x roach x soap #cod roach #cod soap #cod ghost #bug boo and bubbles #ghost x roach #soap x roach #ghostroach #soaproach #milky art #my art #friends in vc heard me laughing for five minutes because i though ghost looked so silly wearing a tight ass shirt and not in a good way 😭 #one exhale and its OVER for that shirt that thing is becoming shreds

[huginsmemory]

I absolutely love seeing people's responses to reading trimax and reaching these two pages

Because they're all like:

Edit (mar 26): Photo ID in reblog done by @princess-of-purple-prose

#trimax #trigun #trigun manga #vashwood #like for real when i first read it i just. stared at it for a good five minutes #hugin rambles #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #trigun wolfwood #trigun maximum #vash x wolfwood #wolfwood x vash

[fruity-phrog]

I don't know which part of this line is the funniest bit to me - the fact that it was Bubblegum's yaoi counterpart that got to say it, the fact that Adventure Time canonically referenced SpongeBob, the deadpanned emotionless way he said it, the fact that I knew gay shit would happen the second I saw Scarab's Pose or the fact that it happened in the first place. Either way, great job all around guys. You had me literally on the floor. Literally.

#fionna and cake #gary gumball #adventure time #cedar crap #no you don't understand #I spent a good five minutes reacting to that line #I was on the floor #crouched with my forehead on the floorboards #my reaction was definitely way too dramatic #and yet it was authentic #because when Scarab turned up with his fucing leg up like THAT #my brain went GAY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN #and I was fucking right

[stormte]

I’ve been reading @somerandomdudelmao ‘s apocalyptic series because I’ve been too fucking lazy to actually check it out until now

Honestly i really need to get more dynamic poses out onto the page, thanks cass for the inspo

#the drawing was meant to be in colour but i gave up like. five minutes in lmao #i just wanted to get some sketches onto a canvas because my drawing is really going downhill lately #tmnt #rottmnt #anyway mystic mikey is awesome and i love him in cass’s series #hes got a good character #cass apocalypse series #cass apocalypse au #storms art

[youreastargirl]

Okay okay hold on.

You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.

Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.

#teen wolf spoilers #yes I’m watching it #might take me a few days #to watch it in small increments #everything else is ridiculously laughably the dumbest #like I laughed #like they just subbed in someone for Kira??? #and the ‘badass’ camera shots and characters and literally laughable #and they used ‘we call him the alpha’ line twice in five minutes like it was not good the first time #I feel like I’m watching a movie script a teenager wrote with things they thought would sound cool #also why is Derek investigating fires #not cool #derek hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #sterek #spoilers #teen wolf movie

[evankinard]

9-1-1 as The Onion Headlines (Part 3) (Part 1) (Part 2)

#unstable relative made me laugh for a good five minutes sorry to my buddy buck #911 abc #weewoo brainrot #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #henrietta wilson #bobby nash #maddie buckley #ravi panikkar #athena grant #lucy donato #the whole gang's here #except for christopher #he's at a sleepover

[thatswhatsushesaid]

psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead

but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open

#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it #jin guangyao #he did crimes??? good for him 😌 #editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking #i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom #and with this book #almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy #even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs #but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun #(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously) #but he is just. /clenches my fists!!! #THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!! #who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war? #who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist #an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist #whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate #the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life? #who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose #to interpret that obsession? #no one!!! that's who!! #ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact

[things-stronger-than-fear]

literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.

like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?

coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.

in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.

#they're all idiots in canon but if they listened to each other? #if coryo opened up to the idea that control could be achieved through means other than brutality? #if sej started thinking through his rebellious plots for more than five minutes and used his money to affect large-scale change? #if lucy gray willingly inserted herself into politics for the good of the nation? #ugh we could've had it allllllLLLLL #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #snowbaird #snowjanus #snowbairdplinth #snowjanusbaird #<- idk what the proper ship name is T-T #at this point i'm gonna start tagging all my bullshit aus with #fuck coriolanus' canon asshattery

[pencildragons]

still insanely funny to me that ortus nigenad has canonically written 18 volumes of epic poetry about a bodyguard who was, in fact, Just Some Guy, and regularly quotes himself out loud in conversations on the regular. man had to die at the start of gtn because he was too fucking powerful to live

#ive been sitting here for like. a solid five fucking minutes trying to come up with a good comparison irl and i Cannot #like imagine if your bodyguard wrote what is basically a huge love song to your great great x10 grandparent's bodyguard and then #he just kept quoting himself in conversations #and then in the weird heaven afterlife you're using as the backdrop of a hallucinated memory sequence to justify the brain surgery you gave #yourself so you could forget the most important person in your life bc she killed herself for you #and you Cannot Conceive Of A Universe Without Her In It #and the dude the bodyguard wrote love songs about in question turns up and is like 'well i was kinda average actually #but thanks to the power of YOUR love songs i can now bend the rules of this liminal space to my will and beat this eldritch monster' #like dude what the fuck #ortus nigenad #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt #tlt spoilers #htn spoilers #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #griddlehark #it wasnt in the post but i had griddlehark Feelings in the tags so #words of wyrm

[driftingvoid-155]

Scooped Mike who’s very careful not to eat anything bc he can’t digest stuff anymore and it’ll just sit and rot in him and cleaning it out sucks, but upon hearing Henry’s plan to burn down fnaf 6 location & all those inside, just absolutely gorges himself on all the pizza and popcorn he’s held himself back for for the last how many years to the point Henry is highly concerned and thinks the guy finally lost it.

#‘there was a way out planned for you but after watching you demolish 5 buckets of popcorn in 7 minutes im not sure #it’s a good idea to rerelease you out into the world #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #my hcs #fnaf 6

[thesherrinfordfacility]

we bildad this shuhite on rock and roll

#good omens #i just lost it for like five continuous minutes at this #please let this post and this post only be what im remembered for

[unpretty]

my most old person trait is that when i'm at the store and see marrow bones for $9 a pound i can't stop myself from complaining that you used to be able to buy a pack of those from the local co-op for a dollar

#original #every time it comes out of my mouth i'm like 'oh no i am old' #but listen. it was my special treat. #i would bake my five minute no knead bread and roast my marrow bones at the same time #so i could have hot fresh bread with bone marrow #and now they want NINE DOLLARS A POUND. FOR BONES. #they also stopped carrying the good brie so you can imagine the problems i'm having #you want me to buy president brand?? i can get earwax for free i make my own

[rin-may-1103]

The demon twin au's gotten its grubby little hands on me and won't let go: i.e. quick little drawing of the twins.

#art #fanart #my fanart #danny phantom #danny fenton #damian wayne #still don't know how to art #oh well #damian al ghul #danny al ghul #demon twin au #damian and danny are twins #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #are they in their assasin clothes? #yes #are they the correct design for LOA? #i don't know #I stared at it for a good five minutes now and decided I only liked the eyes. #either there isn't enough detail in danny's hair #or too much in damian's #you guys decide #because i can't #ignore that I forgot to color the extra tiny piece for Danny's hair. #they look similar enough to be twins right? #eh #good enough for me #what age are they??? #ten? #four?