Gabe Gurnsey - “Hey Diablo”
Diablo [Phantasy Sound, 2022]
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factory floor -- fall back
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I'm the wife in my marriage.
It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.
But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!
And yet she chose me.
So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.
And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.
(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )
Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.
I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.
Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣
I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.
So yeah I'm the wife.
And I got a pretty good life.
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clear forgot my brother goes to nuclear power plants sometimes. fixes stuff. is mildly radioactive until he gets cleaned on the way out. he's very casual/accepting of it all, while also extremely careful with his work. guess you have to be to work there at all.
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H-ha.. w-well, didn't...
Didn't see, uhm... answering asks on the agenda for today! W-when I set out this morning, s-should've... eh, dressed better?
(A-altho, y'all sweethearts don't seem to mind much. Ha!)
Y-yeah, uhm. T-thanks! I've been taking c-care of it myself over t-the past few years, trimmings and all. G-gotten... decent? At it? I t-think it's not too egocentric of me t-to say that....
I-it's, uhm. I-it's been nice, having my hair a b-bit longer. I-it, it actually was even a bit longer a while back, if you can believe it? I've had the chance t-to experiment with it and all, since v̶̧̢̭̽̆ì̷̗̞s̴̗̊i̴̞͓̫͒̓̊̏t̸̞̙͚͔̐ŏ̵̜r̷̳͈̀̉͋̒̏ś̸̜͎͈̹̥̏̾̆ have been. Er....
...sparse, to say the least.
And--
H-ha, uhm! A-about that....
A-are they? T-that's, I mean! I, uhm.......
W-while we've been alone, we've... kinda been thinking about that sort of stuff? I mean, n-no one... else was really around to comment on, on w-what I was looking like, so. I was kinda f̸̮̺̘̟̱̜͉̭͈̞͚̥̮̣̼̀̉̃͑́͗͜͠ṟ̵̘̻̮̋̏̄̓̄͑̑̕͜͝è̵̡̧̜͈̞̺̯̥̱̫̙͋͊̏͌̍̐͝ȅ̴̳͐̇͑̇͌̍̊͌̂̃̊̿̓͂͛ to do.... whatever! Dress however I wanted, and... call myself whatever we wanted to, and ... yeah. It was nice! G-got the chance to experiment a bit, without worrying about.. you know, stuff.
... y-y'all can still call me LQ-ler, o-of course, tho! T-that's all still good.
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Palmo: Dear Ares, I must congratulate you on your recent engagement to Ryker! Are you here to discuss the wedding arrangemen-
Ares:*Slams bags of money on the counter* I need you to soundproof the silo like your life depends on it
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Have these two doodle pages that I did on my ipad
(Short explanation on the second one basically after getting into undertale yellow I made oxcanon and I'm too scared to post it anywhere else other than here, also the oc is named Lyra and it goes by it/itself ((half human, half monster, I'm still working on stuff for it-))
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