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i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

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Murphys law of being a trans man is that you're only considered a man when it can be used to hurt you

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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#sailor moon

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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quick!! what would be a funny/silly name for a slugcat?

(this isn't a riddle/joke btw it's a genuine question for you)

Aaa idk 😭

I'm awful with names tbh-

Uhhh idk ;-;

#pixies rambles #asks #tuvwolf #in my defence ive just woken up- #my Brain is not workint xD

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Ah- 💙 is a mood tbh-

I will! :D

❤️✂️ for 💚

his best memory is actually about his job! he literally fell in love with his job on the very first day he started, and he wouldn't trade it for the world <3

(even if it's not a very nice job......)

and his worst memory? probably meeting Ribbon for the first time. he blames Ribbon for A LOT of things in his life that was out of either of their control, and likes to torment her with the memories and belief that "she caused it all".

(even though that's not true.)

#pixies rambles

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you know what? no! *sanger sequences you and aligns you with a sequence of saxifraga rosacea no matter how many gaps i have to add between singular bases*

String identified: t g c g a a g. a t t a . t t t c g c g ' t . t. t c g c . a at c tt a a . t t . c a . t' at t t at t a a a . a ' t g t . at a c .

Closest match: Saxifraga rosaceawait how did you do that. what the fuck

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I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.

no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.

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Pearl: I want a hug.

Grian: Me too.

Pearl: Obviously we need to join forces

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Actually, all artists will go insane if you draw art of their art. The same goes for fic writers. It could be a stick figure and we'd still love it. We're also kissing you on the lips

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I might be a little biased but I’m honestly starting to believe that there’s no purer form of love than the defensive spite you see from biologists that have devoted their life to the study of a maligned or misunderstood species. For example:

The hyena biologist that arranged for Disney animators to come sketch captive  hyenas for The Lion King film (Laurence Frank) was so incensed when the animals were depicted as villains in the movie that he later included boycotting the film on a list of ways the average person could help hyena conservation.

Though it’s commonly known that Charles Darwin’s distaste for parasitic wasps played a role in his development of evolution theory (since he felt no loving God would create animals with such a disturbing life cycle), the biologists who study these wasps find it an unfair characterization. When they were tasked with coming up with a common name for the family of parasitic wasps (Ichneumonidae) that old Charles so disliked, they proposed the name “Darwin Wasps” to spite the famous naturalist who had insulted their beloved family of insects.

Parasitologist Tommy Leung was so frustrated with the way people write about parasites to evoke horror and gore that he started writing a Parasite of the Day blog, that specifically avoids inflammatory or unsettling language to describe them. He also illustrates different species in colorful anime art on Twitter in a series called Parasite Monster Girls—which he calls his “love letter to parasites.”

I guess I’m just saying that if you’re a biologist studying an unpopular species and you have a little bit of a chip on your shoulder about it you can always count on me to be in your corner if you want to get a little petty with the public!

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look at these mallards that were eeping in my backyard earlier :]

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Rain world groovin