#ERS-420

[rodadecuia]

#DAER-RS #ERS-420 #RODOVIASINTERDITADAS

[nyxronomicon]

reefer madness - a 420 x reader event

combining the very important holiday with a 666 followers event bc i do what i want lol. these will be short ~100-300 word NSFW drabbles

🔞 this event is for an 18+ audience. MINORS DNI. 🔞

cw: drugs and alcohol, intoxication, dub-con/non-con

step 1: pick your poison

eighth: weed quarter: alcohol half: both eight ball: dealer's choice (me, i'm the dealer lmao)

step 2: vibe check

blue dream: lazy, sleepy, messy gelato: fun, silly, giggly sour diesel: sleazy, sexy, raunchy northern lights: classy, sophisticated, intimate white widow: antagonistic, competitive, taboo 420 special: dealer's choice

step 3: puff puff pass

send as many characters as you want but they will all receive their own drabble (sorry no threesomes lol). please send step 1 and 2 for all characters or it'll be dealer's choice please specify if both characters are smoking/drinking (if not, specify who is) since these will be short i'm expanding my list of usual suspects. series include but not limited to: jjk, csm, bnha, genshin, hsr, bg3, yakuza, golden kamuy I have also read/watched/played many other media, feel free to dm/ask if you're not sure! If you've seen me talk about a series/character, it's probably safe to request (staring intently @ rengoku bc i won't write anyone else from demon slayer lol)

don't know what you want?

it's ok. we all have a first time with miss mary jane. send 666 to my inbox and i'll serve up somethin' special for ya

tagging these w #nyx reefer madness if you want to block

masterlist (under the cut)

complete:

satoru gojo - eighth gelato ogata & inkarmat - eighth gelato kishibe - half sour diesel

#y'all would not believe how hard it was to find official art of characters smoking lmao #sadly just bc i hc a character as a chainsmoker does not mean they are #anyway. i need at least 3 of you to send me 666 bc i have thots #milestone(er) event #420 #x reader #nyx reefer madness

[hiccuphitdabong]

Happy pride:) (hes gay)

Translation

1: why are you gay

2: did you know, you are gay

3: I know you are gay

4: who me?

5: gay?!

6: no, no thanks

7: only you are gay

8: fuck you

#httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock the 3rd #how to train your dragon #hiccup art #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #420 #httyd art #httyd fanart #rtte #hiccup #hes gay #han er gay

[forsworned]

DREAM BLUNT ROTATION ft. HIGHAF!POLY141

Synopsis: Silly 141 getting high with reluctant but experienced reader, happy belated 420 yall

Warning(s): Drug Use, Poly!141, AFAB!Reader, Sexually Suggestive?? Barely Proofread (i'm dyslexic sorry)

"This is an awful idea..."

Kyle's tone is halting as he observes the way, Johnny begins to pick apart the large bud of weed and spreads it out on the rolling papers that Simon purchased not too long ago. Simon wouldn't say where he pawned off the necessary ingredients for a good blunt, and neither he nor Johnny were going to ask.

"Don't be such a wet blanket, Kyle." Simon quips at the uneasy Sergeant.

Johnny snorts as he brushes off the stickiness of the bud and the aroma is rich, sweet, and pungent as it fills the Lieutenant's dorm. If they received any disciplinary action, Simon would take the fall (which was mighty presumptuous of him being that all the resin glands were on Johnny's fingertips, but they digress).

"Ease off on him, L.t.. He's the teacher's pet amongst us, like." Johnny winks at Kyle.

Kyle's face contorts in disgust and betrayal. "Piss off, MacTavish."

This sends the troublesome pair into a fit of giggles, but suddenly the door opens and they're all jostled by the new company. You freeze as you look at the three bozos lounging around in Simon's room. Crushed-up cans and empty bottles of ale were tossed around the room, half a eaten pizza left out on the coffee table where Johnny was busy rolling up a joint.

"Jesus fuckin' Christ," Your tone is exasperated and beyond wanting to comprehend why in the entire fuck they were deciding to roll up in the Lieutenant's room.

"Why." It wasn't even a question. You really just demanded an answer at this point.

"I didn't—" Kyle is the first to open his mouth, but you close your eyes and hold your hand up to stop him. You shake your head and then sharply exhale as you shut the door behind you.

"Good girl." Simon sarcastically praises as you wordlessly sit next to Kyle.

Johnny giggles at the way your cheeks puff up in embarrassment as you tuck in your legs and lean comfortably to the side.

"Fuck you." You spat at him. "I could have you reported."

"Under what jurisdiction?"

You sit there with a disgruntled expression on your face and you're aware of the smug look that hides behind his stupid balaclava-clad face. Johnny isn't even high yet, but he's giggling like a maniac at everything Simon says. It's the thrill of getting caught red-handed with contraband and bloodshot eyes that makes him lightheaded and giddy. Not that they were bound by any real-world laws or regulations because the 141 operated outside the chain of command, but Price finding out would certainly be a damper in their mood.

But your frown turns into an evil simper. "I'll tell, Price."

And the mood drops for a moment, but Simon loves to challenge you. It's practically etched into his DNA to rile you up in any way he can.

"Go ahead, ducky."

"Don't call me that."

And Simon's hit a nerve, but that all seems to dissipate as soon as Johnny places the rolled-up joint between his lips and sparks up. The first sweet inhale relaxes every rigid nerve in the Scotsman's body as he passes it off to his Lieutenant and leans against the wall. Simon lifts his mask and your jaw ticks at his exposed flesh. His lips are a pretty pink that wraps around the spliff, before toking the absolute fuck out of it and holding it in before exhaling it out through his nose.

The pair exchange a look before nodding and grinning at each other. "Tha's good shit, maaate."

"C'mon, Kyle." Simon coos, beckoning him over. Kyle moves ever so slightly in his direction, but your hand grasps his wrists halting him back.

"Oh, come now, [name]. Don' be uptight. 's all good vibes round 'ere." The masked idiot smirks at you before passing it off. Kyle glances over at your disapproving stare before hesitantly taking a hit. It doesn't even take a second before he's coughing his lungs out and Simon and Johnny are cackling, keeling over on the tiny bunk. You think it may break under their weight at any given moment, but that's just wishful thinking.

"That's not how you do it, Kyle." You chide, seizing the joint from him and you're drawing in the smoke yourself as you demonstrate the proper way of inhaling it. Simon and Johnny go silent as they observe you clearly very shocked by your sudden volunteer.

"Gotta hold it properly." You bring the joint to your lips, comfortably positioning it between your fingers. "Don't inhale too quickly, or you'll cough your lungs out like you did just now. Take your time and hold it before releasing it, slowly." You indicate to him once more and the THC unravels months of built-up tension embedded in your body now that you got a proper hit.

You peer down at the spliff as you exhale the smoke. "Damn, that's good shit. Where did you twats get this?" Chuckling a bit at your usage of their own slang on them.

"Though' we were pourin' poison in the well, but the water is already spiked, it seems." Simon is lying back against the wall, propped up on his elbow with one leg flat and the other is bolstered up. He's relaxed as hell, surveying you like a cat as his tail swishes around with piquing interest. And Johnny is like his orange cat counterpart, licking his paws and rubbing his head as they lounge together on cloud nine.

"Mmm, she's always been like that. Naughty lassie." Johnny teases as he moves closer to you. He's sitting on your right as he eyes the way Kyle successfully follows your directions.

"Aye, tha's a good lad." Johnny praises, rubbing his thigh and Kyle is blinking up at him with hazy, honeyed eyes.

And for some reason you're taking offense to that. "Hey what about me?" You pout at him.

And he's beaming when his baby blues flicker to you. Calloused palm flattening against the expanse of your exposed flesh, riddling your thigh with gooseberries. There is a slight snatch in your breath as he caresses you but you don't move away and it's quickly starting to feel a little heavy as you feel everyone's eyes on you.

But before your body can even react, the door is getting barged into and there stands a very irate Price who literally looks like steam is pouring out of his ears. And just when you think that you're all about to get your asses handed to you, Price plucks the spliff from Kyle's fingers, opens the window and everyone is clamoring to rise from their seats thinking that he's going to toss it out. But you're all dead wrong.

My mans is taking the biggest puff out of all four of you before he jovially steeps the smoke out of his nostrils and he's nodding in approval, "Aye, tha's good shit."

There's a collective sigh of relief that settles upon the 141 before Simon speaks.

"Christ, Boss, least warn us."

"Thought y' were gonna bite o'r heads off." Johnny leans against the window sill, left of his Captain.

Price chuckles as he takes another brief toke before passing it off to Simon who was on his right.

"I should've, you lot were gonna finish it before I even got a toke."

Simon gazes over at you from where he's posted, inhaling the last few hits of the blunt, but you and Kyle are fucking zooted. I'm talkin heads rolled back against the couch cushions and you're gone.

And he is choking on the smoke as he laughs at the both of you before Johnny and Price glance over and join him. Their giggles attract your hazy attention and you lazily toss a pillow at the back of Johnny's head. But then you're cowering away as he approaches you in a jokingly menacing manner, wrapping his arms around you like he's about to perform a tickle attack.

The sound of your stomach growling rips through the silliness and he pouts at you and rubs your belly.

"You hungry, ducky?" Price is towering over you from behind the couch you are situated at, tucking the stray hairs behind your ear and you feel your cheeks warming up at your Captain's sedative voice.

You nod at him with a giddy smile, and before Price even opens his mouth Kyle is pulling up his Uber Eats app to order everyone's go-to Chinese take-out meals.

And as Price is extolling his Sergeant by lightly massaging his shoulders, Simon is taking your chin between his fingers and tilting his head at you.

"Y'got everyone at y'r beck an' call, ducky." But the nickname no longer has its previous bitterness. It's replaced with endearment as he pinches your cheek and that draws out a smile from you.

"Didn' know ye were s'experienced." Johnny's warm breath fans over your neck and you're starting to feel a buzz that's reminiscent of your uni days.

You hum in response as you feel Price's fingers gently scratch at your scalp, and there's a gentle euphoria that warms you to your bones.

"Quit yappin' her ear off." Price scolds the two, but something about the way you're being simultaneously taunted and dotted over is starting to ignite a bit of desire within you.

You shut your eyes and all your senses feel elevated as you're being coddled on all sides. And as much as Simon loves getting under your skin, there is something about the way you're blissfully sitting there not having a care in the world as everyone trills around you.

"Like a kitten." He warbles, caressing your cheek and you lean into his touch.

"A very cute kitten." Johnny nuzzles his nose into the crook of your neck as his fingers brush against your knee. A giggle leaves your lips and you're squirming away from his ticklish stubble.

But every way you're moving, you're in the hands of a different man who's relishing in your coquettish behavior. It's overstimulating really. So, the minute you hear wrapping at the front door you're jumping out of your seat to check out who's behind the peephole.

But it feels like a slo-mo scene as you're running away from the giggly, dazed men who follow closely behind you. By the time you're reaching the door, Johnny has already tripped over the end table, Simon is heaving for air and slipping over the barstools in the kitchen in a loud clatter, Price is attempting to help them both up but can't stop laughing his ass off and Kyle, well, mans is passed out on the couch with his mouth wide open.

You can hardly even contain yourself as you open the door, and the delivery man on the other side is flummoxed yet amused at the men in the background and then there was you. Giddy as hell, palms facing up with the most bloodshot eyes.

And before he can even get a word out, Johnny is wrapping his arms around your waist and carrying you back to the couch while Price is sending him off with a wad of cash as he grabs the food.

"Chattin' up the delivery lads, aye?" Johnny teases, as he pulls you into his lap and begins to tickle you. The smell of food is waking Kyle up from his little half-baked nap and he's ruffling your hair as food is being passed out.

"She doesn't need to bother. She's too fit for that." Kyle opens up his kung pao chicken and the smell floods into your nostrils, but he's already on it. "Say 'ahh'." He lifts the chopsticks to feed you the delicious morsels and you happily accept it with a jubliant hum.

"Spoiled little thing." Price chirps as he shoves his lo mein into his mouth. The sauce coats the corners of his mouth and the ends of his stache.

"An' who's fault is that?" Simon gestures at his Captain with his chopsticks. It was true. As their Captain, naturally, they fell in line behind him, so when they saw how he would pamper you excessively they would do it too. And not because of the fact that they were good little soldiers, but because it opened the doorway for them to openly chat you up or (consensually) feel up on you.

Price lets out a hearty laugh. "Ah, bullshit! The minute you lot clocked the opportunity to grab her, you were all over it!"

Johnny licks his lips as you feed him a crab rangoon. "Can ye blame us?"

You quickly cover his mouth with your hand and scrunch your nose up at him. "Don't talk with your mouth full, Johnny!"

He playfully nibbles at your hand and you're then being scooped up by Kyle, who is more than happy to accept your weight in his lap. And Johnny is moaning about how you're being stolen away.

"She's not being swiped if she's scarpering off by herself!" Kyle laughs as he's swatting away any attempts at Johnny trying to confiscate you back.

So, of course, Price wants to dig his heels into Simon when he sees how lackadaisical he is.

"Simon couldn't pull her even if he gave it a good go."

Dark, piercing eyes dangerously flicker to the smug Captain who lays back against the arm chair, sipping on his ale and waits as he takes the bait. One thing that Simon doesn't like is when someone's threatening his hold on his position in any type of situation that especially being you.

"I don't need t'bother." He retorts, taking a sip of his own drink as he man spreads on the sofa.

"Oh, and why's that?" Price is intrigued now. Simon narrows his eyes at him but continues to stuff his face with food, sticky bits of rice garnish the sides of his mouth. This doesn't stop the Captain from pressing the matter and it's now starting to capture your attention as Johnny misses your mouth when he attempts to feed you some stir fry and it stains for your cheek instead.

But Simon is effortlessly patient and cool as a cucumber when he's being dogged on by everyone now, and you're observing the situation closely. He carefully wipes his mouth with a napkin, takes a last swig of his drink before he gets up to clean up after himself. And Price is almost convinced that Simon has given up as used, balled up napkins are being tossed at him by Johnny and Kyle, but in one swift movement you're being tossed over the behemoth's shoulder. A squeak barely manages to escape you as he pats your ass and the others are scrambling to get you as they playfully jest at Simon.

"Ah, no fair!" Johnny tugs at Simon's waistband, and lets go with a loud snap to his pelvis.

"Unhand her!" Kyle laughs as he tries to grab your foot, but he's only left with your ankle sock.

And while those two idiots finally gather themselves to give in to chasing after him, Simon is booking it to his room, and Price is left cackling on the armchair enjoying the rest of his meal.

"Simon!" You giggle, as he's enforcing the door and locking it with one arm as you barely dangle off his shoulder.

He balances you out just for a moment before he tosses you onto his bed and successfully turns the lock. Johnny and Kyle's shouting can be heard on the other side of the door, but Simon doesn't seem to give two fucks as he's approaching you. You're laid out on his bed, cheeks flustered when he towers over you, grasps your wrist, and raises them above your head.

And as his lips are hovering above yours the door is getting busted into as Simon is getting tackled to the floor as the Sergeants hold him down. Your eyes ream at the little giggly clusterfuck, and then in strolls Price who sits on the end of the bed and scoops you into his arms. You feel dizzy in his warmth as you snuggle against him and he kisses the top of your head.

You begin to realize something while you watch Simon turn into a cackling mess as he's being simultaneously tickled mercilessly by Johnny and Kyle. Price has a triumphant smile plastered on his face. It creeps up slowly on you, but he had succeeded in properly baiting all three men, so he could get his way with you.

His azure hues shift to you and he's kissing your cheek. It makes your heart flutter, but you're shaking your head at him when he's gazes down at you with that impish expression.

"Naughty little minx." You wave your finger at him with a bubbly smile. And he's hiding his face in the crook of your neck, tittering away because he knows he's been caught red-handed.

#call of duty #call of duty imagines #simon ghost riley #call of duty x reader #simon riley x reader #soap x reader #captain john price #cod #poly 141 #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #soap call of duty #johnny soap mactavish #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader #kyle garrick #task force 141 #141 x reader #captain price #price x reader #ghost x you #kyle gaz x reader #gaz x reader #420 #johnny mactavish #sergeant soap #kyle gaz garrick x reader

[fictionkinfessions]

Btw it's 4/20 tomorrow for those who celebrate? Idk, if anyone has weed related confessions. Thinking 'bout those weed danganronpa-ers mostly, but anyone can join in.

We'll tag them 'holidays cw' and '420 cw' and 'drugs cw', of course.

Don't do school! Stay in drugs!

#holidays cw #drugs cw #420 cw #mod posts

[acidic-soulzv9]

Happy 420 y'all! 💨🍃🍄

Something short For all of my 🍃 4n4as :

🫧🫶Don't be too hard on yourself if your "celebrating" today. If you give into the mvnch!es, you can always get back on track tomorrow! One day isn't going to ruin all of your progress you got this, be kind to yourself 🫶🫧

(I know I havent posted a lot these past few days but we're gonna be getting back to our regular scheduled program soon!)

(hopefully this post doesn't get me t-med or some shit 💀)

🍃 🪨-er content below 🍃

TBLR I AM A 21 YEAR OLD ADULT

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#@nor3×14 #⭐️rving #⭐️ve #💡as a 🪶 #@na vent #4norexla #@nor3xia #low cal restriction #⭐️vation goals #disordered eating in tags #⭐️ving #🕯️as a 🪶 #🚫🍴 #🦋diary #@n0r3xi4 #@tw edd #ed not ed sheeran #4n4blr #4n4rexia #low cal diet #pro for me not for thee #ana moots #ana blr #sk!nandb0nes🩻 #4n4st0ner #tw 3d vent

[frostythefrostedfox]

I don't even have a witty caption to make, y'all know this is true, stop coping, I've seen Fallout cutscenes with better animation than this show, putting same 8 characters in the same 4 locations for 23 episodes aint funny.

Boom wasn't trying to take itself seriously and that's why it was funny, but y'all doing the same shit that Boom made fun of and acting like Kojima directed the show, Idris Elba voiced Shadow and Nolan North voiced Sonic

Nine is as threathening as an Ipad kid at Walmart

Alexa Rose gave a minute long speech to a robot like it was able to understand anything.

I can already hear y'all yapping "m-muh mandates", "r-rushed production", "b-budget", how about y'all get a new argument for a change, I can watch Liar Liar every day of my life until I die and still crack my ass off laughing at it, but y'all aint Jim Carrey so get new material, please.

BTW, where is your lord and saviour Ian "Jesus" Flynn preaching his gospel? Because last I heard this man wasn't shutting his trap about how "Prime is 420% canon my dude, how? I can't tell you lol xd because it would be a spoiler, but trust me bro, I know shit... How do I know? Because I made it up like everything I say!", y'all been real quiet ever since the middest of the mid, the ultimate corporate gobslop, dropped

Sonic X wasn't the peak of the peakest-est peak-er either, but damn, it was enjoyable and consistent with itself, at least have some self awareness.

I'm glad I only saw like 2 episodes of this thing before watching S3, and guess what, I didn't needed to watch the whole thing because the exposition dump in this show makes backwatching unnecesary.

And don't think I am going to agree with the other side either, people acting like that bunch of mismatched sprites in one of the introductions killed your grandma or something, dude chill out, is a cartoon blue hedgeheg, yeah it was cringe as fuck but y'all acting like Sonic just said something like "Team Magma did nothing wrong, N was right", you can criticize something without acting like its the end of the world, stop overrreacting, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but by doing this, you aint making Sonic want to come to your birthday party.

Stop pretending this show is Edgerunners 2

Stop pretending this show is The Room 2

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shitposting #sonic x #sonic prime #sonic prime season 3

[squiiids]

Alright, let's talk about this.

Last Friday, I was admitted to the ER in the absolute worst pain I've ever been in in my life. I don't want to give too many details about my own personal health, but the issue's in my heart. Doctors were able to find the source of the pain and deal with it as best as they could. Unfortunately that also came with the diagnosis that it would take up to a month before this clears out entirely. Right now I'm jobless, I don't have insurance, and in my current medical condition, I can't fix either of those issues without putting myself in the exact kind of pain I was in that put me in the hospital in the first place.

So, without any other options, I've got to turn to you guys for financial support. I have no idea how much I'm going to need in the long run, but I know for the next couple of months I'm going to need about $1500 to cover all the necessary bills and immediate medical costs. That'll at least give me time to recover so I can apply for some financial aid programs and start working again, but I'm going to need some help before I can.

I'm going to need all the financial help I can between this month and next month while I steadily make my recovery from my trip to the hospital, so any amount you can share would be extremely appreciated. Please share this with as many people as you can as well. I really do feel kind of hopeless and desperate here so any support at all would be extremely appreciated.

As per usual, I'm going to be streaming on my twitch to try and bring in some extra funds.

You can use this link to donate on-stream or directly donate to my paypal @ Kidsquids

$420 / $1500

#donation #fundraiser #thingy? #Fr I am Not. Doing Great. I'm gonna need as much financial help as I can get until about the end of November.

[x-heesy]

ghost3dee A well known and established alien female shoggoth named Lucy, returns home from her daily…

#3D#3dmodel#octane#octanerender#mdcommunity#noface#3dart#surreal#maxon#cinema4d#c4d#artwork#psychedelic#post @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut er#photoshop#illustration#smoker#graphism#graphic#art#digitalart#otoy#3dillustration#overthinking#3dartist#overthinking#420#visualatelier8

Soundtrack: Fables & Fairytales - (Deniz Kurtel remix) by Na, Rosina, Deniz Kurtel

#fucking favorite #ghost3dee #11/2022 #3d sculpting #3drender #3d charms #3d work #3d artist #3d cgi #3d render #3d artwork #3d model #art post #newcontemporary #new contemporary art #contemporaryart #octopus

[bdsmsub67]

#mens style #menswear #wool #wool sweater #men in jumpers #jumper #wool jumper #sweater #crewneck #knitting #knitwear

[rodadecuia]

#CHUVASNOALTOURUGUAI #ERS-420 #INTERDIÇÃODERODOVIAS

[manonamora-if]

March Check-In

Lol. We definitely were not back on track here. We tried and SUPER FAILED at going back to the schedule.

Will March be better? Let's find out together...

Onto the usual index:

Recap of last month’s progress

IF Events in the Next Month

Plan for the next month

Still long post under the break. If you want a mini version, head over to itch.io!

February Progress

Welp... there wasn't much of a list in the January Check-in, since it was the retrospective, which included the yearly plan. Still, I did make a mini one on itch. Put together we'd get:

Play more IF and maybe review. ✅

Finish the coding of Harcourt Ch5 ❌ and editing of Ch6 ❌

Fix one of the semi-completed games: ❌

Complete the Vamp/Smoochie jam entry✅

Heyyyy 50/50. Passable grade!

I've passed the very funny number of 420 reviews on the IFDB recently, mainly working my way through the French games (since there are very few reviews and French IF peeps are neat people). There are 300+ games left on that side, it will take me a while to get there but I'm making progress (almost done with 2023!). If my pace continues... I might be able to reach 2nd place in the ranking before my 1 year anniversary of reviewing games (mid-may). Also somewhat related, I've been trying to rate more games on itch too :)

I said I would finish the coding of Harcourt... and then didn't. But MelS was more productive than me, and he finished the first draft of Chapter 6 earlier than planned... which I haven't finished commenting on either... So :/

I also didn't fix any semi-completed games. So there.

But I managed to make it for the Queer Vampire Jam and the Smoochie Jam with Teatime with a Vampire ! A 20k-long trippy game with a hot vampire and a weird show...

AND AND I finally fixed my website and my itch.io profile. It has a cool feature on the front page. And we did a little AMA a few weeks ago!

Honestly, I thought I would have been done with Teatime two weeks before it actually was completed. So that threw a wrench in the rest. And probably having to moderate a few events at once...

And the extra day clearly didn't help.

EDIT: I TOTES FORGOT, but I updated DOL-OS for an extra QOL screen at the start.

What’s happening in March?

There's always something happening in the IF world. I don't think I ever find all that happens anyway... but. Here's the ones I know!

Today is the last day to submit a Spring Thing intent! (ranked)

he Queer Vampire Game Jam ends in about three weeks. Got a vampire/human story with a LGBT+ cast? Then this is the event for you! (unranked) Also they are doing a fundraising/matching donation with submissions!

The SeedComp! (Sprouting) extended the deadline for a few more days! See @seedcomp-if for more info ;) (ranked)

Concours de Fiction Interactive Francophone 2024 se termine Lundi! Viendez faire des histoires en français!! <3 (ranked, duh)

The next @neointeractives mini-jam will all be about bringing back old jams... Check out the Revival Jam !

The Text Adventure Literacy Jam 2024 just started! It will be looking for "parser for beginners" entries until May!

Note: @neointeractives will have jams all year long. One a month/or so. And the next Planting Round of @seedcomp-if will start as soon as the results are dropped.

The PLANtm for March

Busy plan once again. Here are the thing I'm hoping to do or finish this month:

Complete my French Comp entry. The deadline is in 3 days. Will I make it? Probably. Will it be good? Probably be not because I've been writing it only in the past two weeks. You can expect some "love" letters though...

Complete my SpringThing entry. It will be all about fixing typos and potential bug. The code will be ready next week anyway. Maybe slap some cool-er animations.

Play more games! Consider this done. There's the Smoochie Jam, the SeedComp! and the FrenchComp right there...

Finish the Code Ch5 of Harcourt and edit Ch6. At least one round of edits would be good. So I can put MelS to work again.

Finish fixing The Roads Not Taken. I'm so sorry babe. I'm not avoiding you I swear. I actually haven't bee on the computer with your files this month...

LET'S DO THIS! WE CAN DO IT!

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The 2024 To-Do List:

I have done nothing here. So here's the list again for nothing.

The hopefully maybe easy to handle To-Do:

fix the bugs in EDOC + overall the French version to match

fix the bugs of TRNT + find a way to add the missing pieces (giving up on the translation)

fixing the interface of LPM and the popups + check animal interactions

figure out the One-Button JavaScrip/jQuery issue...

edit the loading screens of the completed tiny games to include the program/format logo at least.

The 'Need a Bunch of Content to update but it's planned!' To-Do:

Update my website (bunch new title - also I don't think the logo clicky thing work...) + redo my itch page

Finish TTATEH (MelS dependent - this year should be it - for real)

Finish Exquisite Cadaver (half-way mark by this summer - manif)

Finish P-Rix - Space Trucker (main path at least)

Update CRWL (it's been almost two years... I'm getting ashamed)

The Unlikely But it Would be Dope To-Do

Finish The Dinner as it was planned (and translate)

Finish In the Blink of an Eye as it was planned (and retranslate)

Finish The Rye in the Dark City

Fixing TTTT (at least fixing, maybe try adding some storylets)

And finally The 'It's impossible, but one can wish' TO-DO:

Remaster SPS IH (if I managed to start this after completing the rest... I'm going to eat a whole sheet cake).

Start the IFComp project (2025? Might end up being a ST?)

#dev log #progress #interactive fiction #check-in

[novelcain]

its 420 and im out of class, which means its bajie slander hour just kidding, every hour is bajie slander hour, thats just the life of a hater /j

reader to villain-of-the-day: you were prepared for our best, but not our dumbest

bajie: and im the dumbest theres ever been! aahahahahaha, wait...

i live to slander that pig

Alternatively:

Wukong, shouting to the villain controlling an army: You coward! That's not fair you out number us 100 to 1! Quit hidding behind your lackies! Let's go! Our stongest vs your strongest! Come at me bitch!

Villain: No way! I wouldn't gain anything from that! How about—er—oh! Our dumbest vs your dumbest!

Reader: FUCK YEAH! GET 'EM BAJIE!

Bajie: Hell yeah! Square up you butternut fuck!

edit: I meant to put this but got distracted by food~

dun worry babe i got you

#🎵 anon #skittle answers #isekai'd to the west incorrect quotes #isekai'd to the west skit #wukong #bajie

[moophinz]

I really think Hoffman’s comments against mods on Reddit are only for users who want total control. So, the Reddit blackout has some er horrid responses on the other side of the protesters. On r/stupidfood, a boatload of heavily upvoted comments on a pinned post (that I don’t even know if it’s still there) are people praising the CEO under the very naive, misguided and unbelievably simplified idea that this will give them a huge win over mods. Forcing mods to do their jobs. Etc etc. Some of the responses I’ve seen:

Mods are a bunch of whiny babies! Did your temper tantrum feel good? Because nothing happened!

Thanks for going dark for two days. Now I just found a bunch of smaller subreddits that are similar to X :)

You’re so entitled! You can’t criticize a service you receive for FREE!!

With all due respect— which is none— fuck off if you’re A okay with that shit. This isn’t like fan fiction or 420 femboy Garfield fan art. This is a whole website with a team of people and a CEO and investors and advertisements. You have EVERY right to criticize a site. They aren’t your overlords. And throwing it in peoples faces that their protest didn’t immediately work as intended is some high tier bullshit of its own.

Not to mention, Spez is a walking shit show who praises Elon, was apparently a moderator on r/jailbait, edits people’s comments, talks lies, and more nonsense. That’s the guy who you think is fighting for the users? Really is just Elon 2.0.

A lot of people have already spoken about the fears of queer and non-white mods being attacked even more than usual as a result of all of this. I haven’t even really looked at the place in days now, and I don’t plan on it.

#this shit reminds me of how whenever deviantart would make a totally useless and aggravating change rather than deal with their current #problems and every comment with a complaint— WITHOUT fail— would always have at least one person replying to them fighting to lick the #boots of the people that run the place with the same old YoU cAnT cRiTiCiZe A fReE pRoDuCt #reddit blackout #r/196 #if you hate all mods that badly then go to another site without mods to find content for X thing you like #yeah there’s loads of power abusing moderators out there and there’s also a lot of power hungry users #the common man who uses the original Reddit app just does not care or see the problems with anything

[420hamlet]

Perfecta Imperfección – Raúl Victoria III (#68)

Al Sol siempre lo hicieron sentir mal las palabras de los demás. En su vida recordaba cuando su presencia brindó calidez y luz a todos. Pero conforme creció escuchó cada vez más las quejas de todos. Este puto calor es insoportable, y el Sol fue entibiándose poco a poco, para que lo soportaran. Pinche encandilada que me da el Sol, ni me deja ver nada, y el Sol brilló cada día más tenue, para que la gente no lo viera tanto. Me quema y me lastima estar bajo el Sol tanto tiempo, y el Soldisminuyó su energía, para no lastimar a las personas con las que interactuaba. Con el tiempo a todos se les fue olvidando lo bueno que brindaba a la vida, y él olvidó también. El Sol se supo absolutamente imperfecto y se mató poco a poco, por el bien de los demás.

A la Luna le pasó algo similar. Nació hermosa y brillante, su toque era suave, y su brillo guiaba a todos cuando la oscuridad era demasiada. Pero la gente no pudo detener sus críticas. Le recordaban su falta de brillo, cómo realmente ella no tenía ninguna luz, solo la capacidad de reflejar la luz de alguien más. Le mencionaban lo fea que era sin ese brillo, piedras grises con imperfecciones por doquier, una sombra eterna sin el brillo de alguien más. Y siempre le decían lo minúscula e insignificante que realmente era. Todo lo que eres es un reflejo de lo especial de alguien más, eres absolutamente imperfecta.

Cuando se conocieron todo cambió. La Luna encontró en el Sol la iluminación y calidez necesarias para conocerse verdaderamente como era. Era tan pequeña que la gente la ignoraba, pero tan fuerte que las mareas la obedecían. Carecía de brillo propio, pero su magia era nocturna y aún más poderosa que eso, con su existencia guiaba ciclos de vida, predecía futuros y daba vida a místicas criaturas. La Luna no es imperfecta y el Sol le ayudó a notarlo. El Sol encontró en la Luna a una compañera de verdad. Una que no solo disfruta lo que él le da sin ninguna queja, problema o padecimiento, sino que lo acepta como es, sin pedir modificaciones. La Luna al Sol lo acepta puramente, y lo ama de verdad, conoce el valor de la vida que trae al Universo. El Sol no es imperfecto y la Luna le ayudó a notarlo.

En conjunto conocieron la verdad, siempre fueron perfectamente imperfectos, y su unión a todos se los demostró.

420 words.

Instagram: @thevictoryville

#escribir #writing #420culture #shakespeare #hamlet #challenge

[dont-help-me-im-okay]

Stanger things spicy six(plus Chrissy) quotes but it's my past discord conversations

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Eddie: I am dumbass

Ate cashews

Am dying

Steve: WHAT THE FUCKBABE

Was therapy that bad?

Are you going to the. Hospital?

Eddie: Uncle Wayne offered me cauliflower dip and it had cashews

I'm being discharged soon

Am at ER

Steve: Ok

Robin: Bruh, you have a death wish ajdj

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Nancy: I've decided I'm going thru a thot phase because I want to be smart AND hot

But if at any point being hot interferes w/ my smartness(which is unlikely because Robin is the epitome of both smart and hot, but then again she could just be an exception) I am 100% willing to recommit to cardigans and pastel skirts

Chrissy: Oh, I completely agree with everything you just said ahdn

Robin: We are all very smart and hot

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Eddie: Love playing the game of "convincing other students at my college that I don't go there"

The rules are simple. I have no sense of fashion and I don't understand gender norms

So depending on what pair together, other students will think I'm visiting a friend or I'm a slut

Its a fun game to play cause they never win <3

Robin: Love that lol

Confuse the masses

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Steve: I learned to shuffle cards in the upside down

Eddie: hot

Idk y

But hot

Steve: Thanks babe

Eddie: np bb

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Eddie: If I had a bar of gallium in my room rn it would be a puddle

Steve: Cuz ur room is hot or?

Eddie: Yes

Steve: Then why not just say that?

Eddie: Cause accuracy is important

Steve: I don't even know what a bar of gallium is, you nerd

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Jonathan: [image of ridiculously long tracking number] I've never seen something this long!

Nancy: Your tracking number is every digit of pi

Argyle: It starts w/ 420 lol

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Eddie: So, i just learned that cinnamon is tecnically tree bark and my mind has been blown

It makes sense but also???

Argyle: Ok ok so

Hear me out

Cinnamon dog

Cause

Cause like bark

Eddie: Oh, my god

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Eddie: Hydra penis

U cut the head off

2 more grow in its place

Robin: I thought that opening the message would give me context. It did not

Eddie: Hydra penis was the context

Robin: It really wasn't!

Steve: I love you guys

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Nancy: I'm P sure no one would see the three of us and guess family

Jonathan: Listen, some of those pics you think there's no way they are siblings and then they are so

Nancy: Argyle is literally a different race

Jonathan: I'm stupid :(

Nancy: noooooo

#stranger things #stranger things argyle #jonathan byers #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #chrissy cunningham #spicy six #a lot of these r platonic I swear I dont ship Robin w/ steve or eddie #I know she's a lesbian theyre just friends #if u can bring back eddie u can bring back chrissy