#Diane calls him 'Fox'

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Miguel: I need you all to understand - for this mission, I need EVERYONE at the top of their game. No room for slip-ups, no room for jokes. And absolutely no room for calling people PET-NAMES like POOKIE and SNOOKUMS on the MAIN COMMS LINE. Am I being CLEAR???

Hobie and Disco-Spider!Diane:

"Fucks he looking over here for?"

"I don't know, snookums. I think he's got some kinda problem."

#the only petnames they use are the ridiculous ones #no sweetheart no love he be calling her strawberry gumdrop #Diane calls him 'Fox' #cause he's a stone cold fox #as they say in her neck of the woods #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie x oc #hobie brown x oc #spidersona #spidersonas

[it-happened-one-fic]

500 Followers Playlist Starter Pack: The Twisted Wonderland Version!

Thank you so much!!! I'm afraid I don't have time to do a full event (Christmas and all that jazz) but I did want to say thank you to everyone so I came up with this! I have a habit of listening to music while writing so I used few songs (I aimed for four each but didn't always make it) from my playlists to form sort of a starter pack under the cut! Again, thank you so much!!!

(NOTE: The links go to Youtube)

Genshin Impact Playlist Starter Pack

Riddle Rosehearts: 

New Rules - Dua Lipa 

Come Along - Pentatonix 

Oh No! - MARINA 

Black Roses - Charli XCX (includes cursing) 

Trey Clover:

Sugar Sugar - The Archies 

Gambling Man - The Overtones

Home - Philip Philips 

Honey Bee - Blake Shelton 

Cater Diamond:

The Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles  

Call Me - Blondie 

Sweet Nothing - Calvin Harris (feat. Florence Welch)  

Dance the Night - Dua Lipa 

Ace Trappola:

Troublemaker - Olly Murs (feat. Flo Rida) 

Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield 

I Think We’re Alone Now - Tiffany 

Fire Alarm - Castlecomer 

Deuce Spade:

Waiting for a Star to Fall - Boy Meets Girl

Somebody to You - The Vamps

Hey Look Ma’ I Made It - Panic! at the Disco

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Leona Kingscholar:

Send Them Off! - Bastille

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea - Fall Out Boy

We Don’t Have to Dance - Andy Black

Power Over Me - Dermot Kennedy

Ruggie Bucchi

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

Two Princes - Spin Doctors

The Way I Are - Timbaland, Keri Hilson, & D.O.E

Follow Me - Uncle Kracker

Jack Howl

Silver Night - The Rasmus

I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

I Will Never Let You Down - Rita Ora

Azul Ashengrotto:

Material Girl - Madonna

Stay With Me - Sam Smith

I’d Really Love to See You Tonight - England Dan & John Ford Coley

Diamonds - Sam Smith

Jade Leech:

Curses - The Crane Wives

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Staring At You - Diane Birch

Break the Ice - Britney Spears

Floyd Leech

Out of My League - Fitz and the Tantrums

Bad Word - Panicland

Rag Doll - Aerosmith

I Was Made For Dancin’ - Leif Garrett

Kalim Al-Asim

Golden - Harry Styles

Budapest - George Ezra

Boogie Shoes - KC & The Sunshine Band

I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue

Jamil Viper:

Can’t Remember to Forget You - Shakira & Rihanna

Power & Control - MARINA

Just One Yesterday - Fall Out Boy & Foxes

Move Your Body - Sia

Vil Schoenheit:

You Make Me Feel - Cobra Starship (feat. Sabi)

Vogue - Madonna

Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

Pretty in Pain - Diane Birch

Rook Hunt:

The Look of Love, Pt. 1 - ABC

Come To My Window - Melissa Etheridge

I Will Follow Him - Peggy March

Happy Together - The Turtles

Epel Felmier:

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (cursing)

Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver

Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner

So What - P!nk (cursing)

Idia Shroud:

Something About Us - Daft Punk

Come Inside of My Heart - IV of Spades

He’s So Shy - The Pointer Sisters

Heavy In Your Arms - Florence and the Machine

Ortho Shroud:

Electric Angel - Hatsune Miku

One More Time - Daft Punk

Malleus Draconia:

I Found - Amber Run

Deeper than the Night - Olivia Newton John

Disturbia - Rihanna

Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran

Lilia Vanrouge:

I Love the Nightlife (Disco Round) - Alicia Bridges

Raise Your Glass - P!nk

Saturn - Sleeping at Last

We are Family - Sister Sledge

Silver:

Fireflies - Owl City

(They Long To Be) Close To You - Carpenters

When You Say Nothing At All - Allison Krauss & Union Station

Son Of Man - Phil Collins (From Disney's Tarzan)

Sebek Zigvolt:

The Glory of Love - Peter Cetera

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Shout - Tears for Fears 

#Twisted wonderland #500 followers! #Playlists #Riddle rosehearts #Trey clover #Cater diamond #Ace Trappola #Deuce Spade #Leona Kingscholar #Ruggie Bucchi #Jack Howl #Azul ashengrotto #Jade Leech #Floyd leech #Kalim Al-Asim #Jamil Viper #Vil schoenheit #Rook hunt #Epel felmier #Idia shroud #Ortho shroud #Malleus Draconia #Lilia vanrouge #Silver #Sebek Zigvolt #Songs

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Hi do you have the soroff on interview with Chris were he speaks about Sandra and salma

I love a morning where I can wake up and piss off Megan. No, Megan, this still exists! Try to wipe it out wherever you can, but it will never wholly disappear. So let's all revel in the absolute unfiltered, no-holds barred bro-ness that is 24 y.o. Chris. (And let's see if anyone else thinks he's talking like a totally single dude in this, when he was supposedly still with Jess Biel at this time. I think those two took a lot of breaks.)

IMPROPER BOSTONIAN, August 3-16, 2005 Issue

CHRIS  EVANS

 BY  JONATHAN  SOROFF 

PHOTOGRAPH  BY  BILL  STREICHER

 Newly minted  movie  star  Chris  Evans,  24,  was  born  in  Boston,  lived  in Framingham,  and  moved  to  Sudbury  when  he  was  12.  After graduating from  Lincoln-Sudbury  High  School,  he  signed  with  an  agent  in  New  York  and  almost  immediately  went  to  Los  Angeles,  where he  was  cast  in  the  Fox  sitcom  Opposite  Sex,  a  summer  replacement  series  about  three  guys  admitted  to  a  formerly  all-girls school.  He also appeared  on  David  E.  Kelley’s Boston  Public,  as  a  disturbed  student who  holds  a  class  hostage  at  gunpoint, and  on  CBS’  The  Fugitive,  as  the  rebellious  son  of  a  local  sheriff.  On film, he  appeared  in  Not  Another  Teen  Movie  and  The Perfect  Score,  and  starred  opposite  Kim Basinger and William  H.  Macy in  Cellular, playing  a  man  who  answers  his  cell  phone to  hear  a  woman  desperately  pleading  with him  to  save  her  from  kidnappers.  Recently, he wrapped  production  on  two films:  Fierce  People,  opposite  Diane  Lane and  Donald  Sutherland,  and  The  Orphan King.  His biggest film to date, Fantastic Four,  is  based  on  the  comic  of  the  same name  and  was  released  last  month.  Evans lives in  Los  Angeles.

 Jonathan  Soroff:  You  started  acting  at  17. What happened  to  spending  your  adolescence lost  and  confused  and  aimless?

 Chris  Evans:  It  was  still  lost  and  confused and  aimless,  it  was  just  in  L.A.  It  really  has been  the  school  of  life.  It  was  great.

JS:  You’re  still  too  young  to  say  that.  All  my friends  agreed  that  you  had  the  hottest  body  in People  magazine’s  “Best  Beach  Bodies," which  we  were  looking  at  this  morning. . .

CE:  Really?  I’ m  a  Serena  Williams  man myself.  Jesus  Christ,  my  God!  She’s just unbelievable.

 JS:  My  friend  Joan  wants  to  know  if  you’ll date  her.

 CE:  Is  she  cute?

 JS:  Yeah.

 CE:  How  old  is  she?

 JS:  Fortysomething.

 CE:  All  right!  She  can  teach  me  some things.

 JS:  So  how  do  you  get  the  washboard  abs?

 CE:  [Laughs.]  They  shade  it  in.

JS:  So  it’s  retouched?

CE:  I’  m  sure  it  is.  I’m  giving  away  all  the secrets.

 JS:  One  role  you  auditioned  for  but  didn’t  get and  really,  really  wanted?

 CE:  Ooooooooh.  I  think  it’s  a  movie  called Jarhead  that’s  coming  out  with  Jake  Gyllenhall  that  Sam  Mendes  directed.  I  really wanted  that  part — not  the  one  Jake  has but  the  one  I  tried  out  for,  and  I  will  just harbor  it  for  ever  and  ever...

 JS:  Jake  Gyllenhall  is  also  one  of  People’s “Best  Beach  Bodies,”  so  Sam  Mendes could’ve  had  two  hotties  in  the  same  movie. OK,  name  three  famous  people from Sudbury.

 CE:  Hmmm.  Famous  people  from  the ’Bury... All  I  know  is�� Paula  Poundstone. Who  else  is  there?  Believe  me,  there’s  a picture  of  her  up  at  L.S.  [Lincoln-Sudbury High  School],  so  I’d  know  if  there  were  any others.

 JS:  Best  thing  about  Sudbury  ?

 CE:  Oh,  man.  What’s  not  to  love  about Sudbury?  It’s  relatively  cliche,  it’s  your stereotypical,  standard  bedroom  community,  right  out  of  the  movies,  but  that’s what  makes  it  so  amazing.

 JS:  In  Fantastic  Four,  you  play  the  Torch. Does  that  mean  you’re  a  flamer?

 CE:  That  was  a  good  one!  That’s  the  first time  I’ve  heard  that!  That  was  real  smart. You  should  write  that  in  the  interview!

JS: I intend  to!  Which  parts  of  your  suit  did they  have  to  pad  out?

 CE:  Meaning  for  muscles?

 JS: I don’t  know.  You  tell  me,  Chris.

 CE:  They  padded  everything.  We  all  wore muscle  suits.  All  of  us,  except  for  [Jessica] Alba,  ’cause,  y’know...

 JS:  Her  shit  is  tight!  Another  “Best  Beach Bodies”  winner.  I’ll  bet  she  could  kick  your ass.

 CE:  Without  a  doubt.  But  anyway,  with  all the  padding,  the  codpiece  was  the  thing that  stood  out.

 JS:  Did  you  enjoy  wearing  tights?

 CE:  Y’know,  I  think  I’ve  worn  tights  my whole  life  doing  plays.  I  just  got  paid  a  lot more  to  do  it  this  time  around.

 JS:  How  long  did  it  take  to  get  into  costume every  day?

 CE:  It  was  a  bitch,  but  I’ve  heard  of  worse. Maybe  an  hour.  The  muscle  suit  is  a  solo job.  You  do  that  on  your  own,  with  a  big bottle  of  baby  powder  and  some  frustration.  Then  once  that’s  on,  two  or  three wardrobe  people  come  in  and  squeeze  this blue  aqua  suit  on  you  that’s  just  impossible to  get  on.

JS:  Sounds  miserable .  So  by  the  end  of  every day,  had  you  lost  like  10  pounds?

 CE:  We  definitely  did,  but  we  were  working  with  a  trainer,  so  even  if  we  trimmed down  and  weren’t  eating  enough  on  set, we’d  wrap  and  go  right  to  the  gym.

 JS:  Sounds  like  Hell.  On  a  different  subject, namely  Cellular,  what  advice  do  you  have for  someone  who  gets  a  call  on  their  cell  phone from  a  damsel  in  distress?

 CE:  Well,  hopefully  there  are  cameras rolling,  because  otherwise  it  won’t  be  a good  movie.  Other  than  that,  I  don’t  know.

 JS:  If  you  had  to  save  anyone  in  that situation,  who  would  it  be  and  why?

 CE:  Oh,  I  wish  it  would  be  Sandra  Bullock. I  wish  there  was  some  way  I  could  save  her from  something.  Isn’t  that  crazy?  I  remember  being  in  seventh  grade  and  seeing  her in  Speed,  and  just  being  like,  “That’s  it. She’s  the  one.”  She’s  a  f—  ing  goddess.  You should  have  seen  the  poster  of  her  I  had  on my  bedroom  ceiling  growing  up — this  massive,  massive  poster  of  her  in,  like,  a  bra.

 JS:  It  was  on  the  ceiling?  That  sort  of  begs  a certain  question. .

CE:  [Laughs.]  C’mon.  My  mother’s  gonna read  this  interview.

JS:  So  what  was  your  favorite  comic  book  as a  kid?

CE:  Aren’t  comic  books  for  geeks?  Just  kidding!  I  have  to  go  to  conventions,  and they’ll  string  me  up.  The  truth  is,  after  getting  the  part  and  going  out  and  buying every  comic  book  I  could  get  my  hands  on, I  came  to  appreciate  them.  The  stories  and dialogue  are  complex.  You’ve  got  eight-syllable  words, supposedly  for  little  kids.  The art  is  amazing.  So  I  think  they  actually  are educational.  If  my  kids  want  to  read  them, I’ll  say,  “Go  ahead.”

 JS:  If  you  could  have  one  superpower,  what would  it  be  and  why?

 CE:  To  fly.  Hands  down.  No  question.

 JS:  One  superpower  or  extraordinary  ability that  you  actually  do  have?

 CE:  [Laughs.]  See,  again,  this  is  something my  mother  will  read,  so  I  can’t  really  answer  that.

 JS:  I  think  you  just  did.  So  who  was  your superhero  crush  growing  up?

 CE:  Man,  that’s  a  good  question.  What other  superhero  girls  are  there?

 JS:  Wonder  Woman  was  a  big  one.. .

CE:  Nah.  That’s  a  cliche.  C’mon,  I gotta think.  There  must  be  someone  good  out there.

 JS:  I  personally  had  the  hots  for  Aquaman.

 CE:  [Laughs.]  Does  Jessica  Rabbit  count? If  so,  that’s  it.  She  goes  above  Sandra  Bullock,  just  so  Sandy  knows.  In  case  she reads  this,  just  to  take  that  feather  outta her  cap.

 JS:  Best  actor  you  ever  worked  with?

 CE:  Bill  [William  H.]  Macy.  Not  even a question.  The  guy’s  just. .  .he’s  unstoppable,

 JS:  Actor  you’d  most  like  to  do  a  love  scene with ?

 CE:  I’ll  say  Salma  Hayek.  Sandy’s  more  the one  you  settle  down  with,  set  up  shop  with, take  home  to  your  mother.  But  Salma’s  the one  you  yell,  “Action!”  and  just  go  to town.

 JS:  I  read  in  the  Weekly  World  News  that there’s  a  tribe  in  Africa  that  worships  Salma Hayek’s  breasts.

 CE:  [Laughs.]  I  believe  that.

 JS:  Your  show  Opposite  Sex.  Was  that basically  a  bad  remake  of  Bosom  Buddies?

CE:  Whatever  it  was,  it  was  a  bad  original of  something.  The  bottom  line  is  it  was bad.  We’ll  leave  it  at  that.

JS:  Speaking  of  which:  Not  Another  Teen Movie .  Is  that  going  to  come  back  someday to  haunt  you?

 CE:  Oh,  man,  I  don’t  think  I  did  anything too  terrible.  Did  you  hear  that  great  line from  Entourage :  “Before  Tom  Cruise  did Fourth  of  July,  he  did  Top  Gun.  Before  Tom Hanks  was  Forrest  Gump,  he  fucked  a  fish.” So  in  my  case,  I  had  a  banana  in  my  ass. What  are  you  gonna  do?

 JS:  I  never  saw  that  movie. 

CE:  Neither  has  my  Grandma,  and  I’m hoping  to  keep  it  that  way.

 JS:  Diane  Lane .  Most  beautiful  woman you’ve  ever  seen?

CE:  She  is  f—ing  gorgeous.

 JS:  Who  would  win  in  a  Jell-O  wrestling contest:  Diane  Lane  or  Kim  Basinger ?

 CE:  Ooooh,  Diane.  She’s  got  it.

 JS:  You've  got  a  thing  for  older  women,  don’t you?

 CE:  Well,  y’know,  I’m  a  student.  I  wanna learn.

 JS:  Last  question.  When  you  make  the  cover of  Vanity  Fair,  what  do  you  think  you’ll  be  I wearing?

 CE:  I  think  I’m  gonna  go  for  the  body paint  thing,  like  Demi  Moore.

#ask #interview #2005 #Soroff interview #chris evans

[beardedmrbean]

FIRST ON FOX – Missouri police say a group of six people, including two young children, who follow a popular online spirituality influencer, disappeared from the St. Louis area on Aug. 13, 2023.

The Berkeley Police Department is searching for Mikayla Thompson, 25, of St. Louis; Naaman Williams, 30, of Washington, D.C.; Gerrielle German, 27, of Lake Horn, Mississippi; 2-year-old Ashton Williams of Lake Horn; Ma’Kayla Wickerson, 36, of St. Louis; and 3-year-old Malaiyah Wickerson of St. Louis. They disappeared from a rental home near Lambert St. Louis Airport, police said in a press release.

"The investigation revealed these individuals had become a part of a spiritual cult and they follow the teachings of a man named Rashad Jamal (White). Rashad Jamal has tens of thousands of followers across multiple social media platforms. It should be noted he was recently convicted of various crimes in the State of Georgia and is serving a lengthy prison sentence," Berkeley police said in the release.

The group was last seen on Aug. 13, 2023, at a Quality Inn Hotel at 55 Dunn Road in Florissant, Missouri.

The four missing adults have one thing in common, police told Fox News Digital. They all openly follow Rashad Jamal White, a self-proclaimed "prophet" and rapper who created The University of Cosmic Intelligence — an online religious group with thousands of followers across the United States. Fox News Digital has reached out to The University of Cosmic Intelligence.

A Barrow County judge sentenced Jamal to 18 years in prison in August 2023 after a jury found him guilty of child molestation and cruelty to children, according to court documents. On Aug. 25 of last year, Jamal filed a motion for a new trial, citing "the State's failure to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt."

He has nearly 190,000 followers on TikTok, more than 10,000 followers on X and 90,000 followers on Instagram, where he shares videos expressing his beliefs that people are "avatars," birds are government-operated drones used to spy on civilians, Arizona is a gateway to Africa and the Mississippi River is actually the Nile River, among other claims.

"The only law I had broken was speaking out against oppression," Jamal said in a YouTube video posted last week. "…The only thing I am guilty of is freeing the minds of my people and speaking out against this system, and I'll never back down from that."

Jamal's group is "geared toward enlightening and illuminating the minds of the carbonated beings, a.k.a. your so called [sic] Black and Latino people of Earth," the university's website states. He preaches about "high-vibration" individuals who want to connect with the Earth and their ancient pasts versus "low-vibration" individuals who make the world a more toxic place.

"I am a god, and all of my people, the Black and Latino people, are gods. And we were made in the image of our creator," Jamal said in a May 2022 video. "Therefore, I am an extension of Her/Them, and I am the creator and destroyer of my reality, so I take full responsibility for all events that I have experienced through this lifetime, for this is what we call shadow work in the spiritual realm."

The University of Cosmic Intelligence website also lists crystals, crystal necklaces, bracelets and other items for sale at odd prices, such as $333.33, $222 or $119.99. The university offers enrollment packages for lectures, blog posts, videos and merchandise for $333.33. Jamal is also asking for $9 donations to support his family via YouTube.

Fox News Digital reported in 2022 that several of Jamal's followers — including Damien Winslow Washam, Krystal Diane Pinkins and Yasmine Hider — had been accused of two separate murders in Alabama. Washam was found not guilty of killing his mother with a sword by reason of insanity.

Pinkins and Hider were sentenced last week for killing Adam Sinjee, a 22-year-old Florida college student who was hiking with his girlfriend in the Talladega National Forest in Alabama when Pinkins and Hider staged a car breakdown and robbed them.

Pinkins and Hider had been living "off the grid" in the Talladega National Forest near the crime scene and allegedly had connections to Jamal's work through social media, as Motherboard reported in 2022.

After publication, several of Jamal's followers reached out to Fox News Digital insisting upon his innocence, not only in relation to the murder cases, but in Jamal's molestation case filed in Jackson County, as well.

Now, Berkeley police are shining new light on Jamal and The University of Cosmic Intelligence as it relates to the disappearances of the six aforementioned people, who originate from different states but met and lived together in St. Louis for a brief period before they vanished.

Neighbors reported seeing the group of six, including their children, meditating naked in the yard outside their rental home, police told Fox News Digital.

"The level of disconnect these cult members have demonstrated with friends and family members is unfathomable," Berkeley police said in their release. "We have learned that similar cult members travel at great lengths to live off the grid and stay with fellow cult members and that their economic status does not appear to be a factor."

Police noted that "major media outlets have reported on" Jamal and encouraged the public to "do an internet search on his name."

The four missing adults went by aliases that pay tribute to certain gods and goddesses — a common theme among many of Jamal's followers.

Thompson called herself Antu Anum Ahmat, Williams called himself Anubis Aramean and Wickerson called herself Intuahma Aquama Auntil, according to police.

Other behaviors that Jamal's followers exhibit, according to police, include being very active on social media in support of Jamal and The University of Cosmic Intelligence, a "total disconnection" from family and friends, quitting jobs, living off of credit cards, going off the grid and disconnecting from phones, embracing sovereign citizenship, polygamy and more.

Authorities are asking anyone with information about the whereabouts of these missing individuals to contact the Berkeley Police Department in Missouri or their local law enforcement office.

#nunyas news #this all seems perfectly sane

[xandriagreat]

The Golden Snake Tooth | Chapter 14

Prologue | Last chapter | Next chapter

Notice/warnings: extinct mention, fluff

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Snake was still thinking about the memorial when Pepe got his attention and asked, “Hey, you ok?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah. I’m ok.” Snake said, nodding. “The memorial of yellow snakes of different ages with golden snake teeth.”

“Oh! You mean the Sundrops!” Pepe exclaimed, smiling big at him.

“Sundrops?” Snake repeated to see if he heard him right.

Pepe nodded. “Yeah. They’re the reason that we have the Lanterns Festival.”

“Oh?”

Pepe was going to explain but it looked like he was drawing a blank. “I need help explaining!” Pepe said to the others as he looked at them. Lou and Webs looked at them while Moe and Diane talked. “What’s up?” Lou asked, turning to face them.

“Snake wants to know more about the Sundrop Snakes.” Pepe said to him.

“I see.” Lou hummed, nodding and smiling, ready to explain. “Well, the Sundrops were very known healers. They would heal the sick and injured. They were kind to everyone… but they did have their limits.”

“What do you mean by that?” Snake asked, more interested along with Webs.

“Well, like I said, they were kind but will stand their ground and not be messed with. There were some who knew how to fight while others had magic. Powerful magic.” Lou explained, breathing with a bit of hiss. “If they found out that anyone was abusing their gift or anything, the ones with magic would cast some type of spell on them. I don’t fully remember what type of spell it was but it was to change the person, or people if there’s a group, to somewhat of a human/animal version of what they’re viewed as. Like for example, if it was a swordsman and then transformed, the swordsman would probably be blades. Does that make sense?”

Snake and Webs nodded.

“Oh, don’t forget that there was some sort of cure for the curse.” Diane added as she drove. The four of them looked at her as Moe chuckled.

“What was that?” Snake asked.

"Oh right! Thanks." Lou said to Diane before continuing. "Apparently, there was a cure for it. No one knows what it was, well besides the Sundrops of course. Though some say that it's the venom, who knows. It’s sad that they’re extinct…"

"I see." Snake hummed softly, nodding.

They talked about the Sundrops and then went onto different subjects, like a magical creature called ‘The One’. But as they talked, Snake couldn't help but think, 'I must be a Sundrop Snake.'

◇

The sun was setting when they got to the docks, getting out of the wagon.

Moe gave Kit some apples and pets his head as Webs got onto Snake, talking with him.

Diane smiled softly as she looked at Webs.

"You know that you could ask her." Pepe said, looking at Diane when he was on Lou's shoulder.

Diane looked at both Pepe and Lou, who was holding a few lanterns. "Ask her? What do you mean?" Diane asked like she knew nothing.

"Diane, we noticed the way that you look at her." Lou said, chuckling softly, which made Diane blush. “Also, remember what Webs told us earlier. This is probably the only time we’re going to see both Snake and Webs.”

Diane nodded and looked at Webs and Snake talking with each other, probably about their adventures.

The fox smiled softly and sighed to Lou and Pepe, “Be happy that I like you two as friends and coworkers. I’ll ask her.”

“Alright.” Pepe said, smiling. “We’ll see you on the ship.”

Diane waved at them before she went to Snake and Webs, who looked at her.

“Hi Diane.” Webs and Snake said, smiling at her.

“Hey Snake and Webs.” Diane said, smiling back a bit nervous. “Um… Webs. Mind if I ask you something?”

Webs nodded. “Go ahead.”

‘You got this.’ Diane thought as took a breath and asked, “Mind coming with us? On the boat?”

Webs’ eyes shined at that then she looked at Snake to see if it would be ok. Snake nodded to her in reassurance.

Webs smiled big as she looked back at Diane and said, “I would like that.”

Diane smiled and offered her hand to her, which Webs climbed onto.

“Hey, Snake.” Wolf called out to Snake, walking over to him. “You ready?”

Snake nodded. “Yeah. We’re going on the small boat, right?”

“Yep.” Moe said, leading him to a row boat.

Diane and Webs went to the ship as Snake and Wolf went to a row boat.

“Why are they going on that small boat?” Webs asked, looking at Diane.

The fox sighed as they got onto the ship. “Well, when the lanterns are gone in the sky…” Diane explained. “That means the Lanterns Festival is over and everything that was before goes back to the way it was. Humans and prey are afraid of predators and treat them like the bad guys… the row boat is for the most wanted, they can’t go back to the kingdom to return their bow, they have to do it on the island of the wood.”

“And what if they do?”

“Well…” Diane hissed through her teeth. “The guards will attack them, no questions asked, and put them in a cell, seeing what their fate will be.”

Webs looked horrified at her and exclaimed, “That’s awful!”

“I know!” Diane exclaimed in agreement as Lou and Pepe walked to them.

“Everything good?” Lou asked with Pepe leaning up to him.

Diane nodded. “Yep.”

◇

Moe paddle the row boat to the center of the water, in between the kingdom and the woods. He looked at the kingdom with Snake.

Then he heard a shaky sigh from Snake. "You okay?" the wolf asked, turning to look at him. He saw a worried look on Snake's face as the reptile curled up and replied, "I'm terrified…"

That confused Moe. He thought that he would be excited.

"Why?" Moe asked, wanting to know why.

Snake sighs and looks at him. "I've been looking out a window for 21 years, dreaming what the lights would be like." he explained, looking up and pointing at the sky.

Then Snake looked down and asked, “What if… it’s not what I dream it would be?”

“It will be.” Moe reassured him, smiling softly and nodding.

“And what if it is?” Snake asked, looking at him. “What do I do then?”

Moe thought about that question for a moment. “I guess that’s the best part.” he said, looking back at him again. “You get to find a new dream.”

Snake smiled a bit at him and sighed softly, relaxing a bit.

They both looked at the night sky, waiting for the lights like everyone else.

◇

Snake and Moe looked at the star sky, naming out the different star names.

As they did that, Snake saw something came from the kingdom.

It was a floating lantern.

Snake gasped excitedly as he saw more floating lanterns appear from the kingdom before floating lanterns from the boats were released into the sky.

All of the floating lanterns glowed beautifully as they floated in the sky.

“Oh wow.” Snake breathed, smiled big as his eyes shined. Then he heard someone from one of the boats shout, “This is amazing!”

It sounded like Webs.

Snake chuckled softly as he looked at where it came from and looked at the lanterns in the sky.

Then he noticed a soft glow in the row boat, making him look to see Moe holding two soft glowing lanterns. “I hope that this is a great gift.” the wolf said, smiling softly.

The reptile smiled softly and nodded as he sat back down. “I have something for you too.” Snake said, opening his side satchel. He took out his blue robe and unwrapped it to reveal the golden dolphin trophy.

Wolf gasped softly and looked at him again as Snake said, “I was going to give it to you earlier but I was scared. But the thing is now I’m not scared anymore. Does that makes sense?”

Moe smiled softly as he held both lanterns in one hand as he put the other over the trophy and lowered it down. “I’m starting to.” he chuckled softly, smiling at him.

Snake chuckled softly as he placed the trophy down next to him before Moe handed him a lantern.

They both of them relsased the lanterns into the sky and watch them float up.

Snake smiled big, enjoying watching the lights. Then he looked at Moe, who was smiling softly at him, as he held his tail in his paw.

“Thank you, Moe.” Snake said, smiling softly at Moe.

“You’re welcome, Snake.” Moe replied softly.

Then Moe put a gentle hand on Snake’s cheek, where Snake nuzzled gently.

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Welcome To Kervin Fire Stories

Welcome to my blog called Kervin Fire Stories. Since I can't do something fanfic related (yet) and I don't use my personal account @kervinfire isn't much use since my personal account caused a lot of fights and unwanted attention.

Just like every other blog, my asks are now open.

So I am using this blog to either make fanfic updates or make one-shots.

But most importantly if I had a budget I may also work on commissioning into comic book stories.

Either way, I am going to copy-paste from my previous posts..

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE MY FAN FICS AND MY REQUESTED AND COMMISSIONED ARTWORKS WITHOUT PERMISSION AND NO RIGHT TO DO NFTS.

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SINGLE FRANCHISE STORIES

LOONATICS UNLEASHED:

Loonatics R (Incomplete)- reboot story created by @purpleluckystar and now story and characters owned by me.

Loonatics KR (Coming Soon)- reboot story continues with a writer's cut rewritten by me. credits to @draze-a, @mysticinternetdinosaur, @segamarkiii & @DarthCraftus

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GRAND THEFT AUTO (HD):

Grand Theft Auto Origins: Kervin Made Liberty (Hiatus) - An OC version of GTA Online's Kervin's Backstory

KINGDOM FORCE:

The Red Fox (On Hiatus) - A story about a Red Fox

FIRE PRO WRESTLING WORLD:

Story of 2 Angels (On Hiatus) - A backstory of a brother and sister becoming wrestlers with the last name Angel

ROAD ROVERS:

Alza Flare (Hiatus) - A black cat looking for revenge

ZOOTOPIA

The Maharajah of Zootopia (working title and coming soon) - an action hero story featuring OC Kervin as a Zootopia version of him that is inspired by Indian action movies and includes Zach King's Prison Escape (It may have 2 storylines depending if magic is canon to Zootopia)

CROSSOVER STORIES: (May include Kervinverse Stories Ft. versions of my OC Kervin)

Loonatics Unleashed X Fire Pro Wrestling World:

Loonatics Road (Paused) - A story of Loonatics as wrestlers in a different universe

Zootopia X APB Reloaded:

Anyone Can Be All You Can't Be (Coming Soon) - A story of Kervin (APB Reloaded) stuck in the Zootopia universe and has no choice to work with the ZPD

Def Jam X Kung Fu Panda:

Def Jam X Kung Fu Panda: Book 1 Fight for A New Fight (Hiatus) - Story of Def Jam game characters including

Grand Theft Auto (HD) X The Bad Guys:

GTA Online Vs The Bad Guys: The Good, The Bad & The Grand (Coming Soon) - A story featuring my GTA Online OC Kervin fighting alongside Michael, Franklin & Trevor VS Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Ms Tarantula, Mr. Pirahna, Mr. Shark and Diane Foxington. (Storyline maybe rewritten)

Operation: F.T.F.S. (Secret Personal Future Projects To Change An End To Commission Other Artists)

Formerly known as Project: End Of Days. Operation: F.T.F.S. (Finish/Fix The Fan Story) is mostly known to fix controversial Fan comics, Fan Fics, Fan Videos and but mostly also fixing certain short fan stories all thanks to comission money like PayPal. The only catch is that it needs to be commissioned to the original artist who made the either a controversial comic, video, fan fic and etc. in order finish the story by fixing a new comic for example.

The name change took inspiration from Cody Rhodes WrestleMania 40 victory and previous name Baron Corbin's Finisher called End of Days.

Zootopia - "Birth of a New End" Needed to be commissioned by Borba (Coming Soon) Set in a different AU. Kervin (Zootopia OC) has met Nick and Judy as a married couple who moved to the same apartment and interacted with them becoming good neighbors however as time passed one day Kervin received a call that he got a part of the new career he is working on but after the call he overheard an argument next door and he knew something does not feel right. Kervin has to choose to either ignore it to proceed his career and pretend it never happened or prevent it from bad things that can happen in the future.

Coming Soon

ORIGINAL STORIES (NON Fanfics)

Public School Domain - (Coming Soon) The first original and non fanfic story inspired by school games like Rockstar's Bully Scholarship Edition. The story is set in a modern fantasy world era in the 2000s about an original character who is a wolf fox hybrid student who came to a city bay area who enrolls a new school filled with plenty of public domain characters and locations both inside and outside of school grounds including historical artwork, folklore, fairy tales and many more. The only main objective is simple which is to graduate however with a place like that there are more adventures to come.

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[newwwwusername]

Hello!

I love the Bad Guys

I chose Hurt/Comfort

Wolf having a nightmare of traumatizing experience from the movie making up in a cold sweat while sleeping over with Diane at her place, and Diane call me him down and be more sympathetic about the situation

Whimpering.

That's what woke Diane in the night.

At first, she was deeply confused. The sudden pull from slumber into awakeness left her disoriented as her brain tried to brush itself off and take in her surroundings.

After a moment, the sound began to filter in properly, as did the awareness of the form next to her shifting around in a rather violent manner. It took only another short moment for the dots to all connect in her mind as to what exactly she was witnessing- Mason was having a nightmare.

"Hey" she said gently, holding his arms down to prevent him from hurting himself in his unconscious state. "Mason, wake up" she said, just loud enough for it to be heard through the wall of sleep. "Get up. You're having a nightmare"

Mason shot up in bed, hyperventilating. His whole body felt cold, sweat sticking to his fur and seeping through to the flesh below and chilling his entire body.

Sensing someone holding onto him, but not entirely sure who it was, he quickly stumbled out of bed, desperate to get away from whoever it was. Diane frowned as she got of the bed, crouching down and holding her paws up so they were within his line of sight.

"Mason, it's okay" she said softly as she stayed a respectful distance away from the panicked mammal. His eyes darted around frantically and his breath came out in short, painful gasps. "Whatever you were dreaming about, it's not real"

"W-Was..." Mason coughed out, curling his body into a ball to make himself seem smaller. Diane smiled weakly as the nature of his nightmare clicked into place. It saddened her, knowing that he would likely forever be plagued by the memories from the past, but she hoped she could help regardless.

"It's over" she assured him. "Whatever your dream was, it's over, I promise"

Mason finally looked up at her, his eyes darting around her features as he processed who the mysterious person talking to him was. He relaxed ever so slightly upon realizing it was just Diane. Progress Diane thought, her smile becoming slightly more genuine. It's not a lot but it's progress

"Diane..." he breathed. She nodded.

"Yeah, it's me" she confirmed. "Can I come sit by you?"

"Please"

"Okay" she said with a firm nod, crawling next to him and allowing him to lean against her. She held a paw, palm-up on her knee and allowed him to grab on- A small gesture to help ground him to reality.

"I'm sorry" he muttered after a few minutes of just calming himself down and focusing on the presence of the fox.

"You don't have to apologize"

"I didn't mean to wake you"

"I'm glad you did" Diane told him softly. "I'd rather lose a little bit of sleep and be sure you're okay than get the rest and have you have to deal with this on your own"

"Thank you for..." Mason trailed off. He wasn't great at thanking people or really expressing his feelings much at all. It was something he was working at, though, and Diane appreciated the effort.

"Any time, Wolfie"

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[negotiatingwithmymuse]

Right Behind the Ear

[First time writing something like this in all regards]

“Break time!” Wolf announced as he slid down the wall by the window.

Diane looked at him a bit surprised. She had just begun working on the dining table when Wolf called out.

“Really?” She asked an eyebrow raised “You don’t want to wait until everyone gets back with the food.”

She gestured with her head to the lift. Wolf gave a carefree grin in response.

“Being extra relaxed before the food gets here will make it taste even better.” He stated.

He patted the empty space beside him. Diane shook her head with a chuckle and abandoned the table. She slid down next to the gray wolf and couldn’t help the relieved sigh that escaped her. They sat in silence for a little bit looking over the ex-bad guys’ home. 

With all their loot gone their home was barren. The cops had recovered everything they had stolen which to Diane’s bewilderment included the table, the tv, and even their beds. To be honest, however, Diane was only told the beds and various furniture were stolen. Some of it? Sure, but all of it? She assumed that the police maybe got a little overzealous when recovering all the robbed valuables. 

To make up for it Diane promised to buy them a few pieces and help out with renovating their home. They had been working all day, but around the afternoon everyone found themselves starving and arguing over what they should get. In the end Shark, Tarantula, Snake, and Pirahna set out to gather an assortment of cuisine. 

Wolf raised his hands, using his fingers to make a frame.

“The place is really coming together.” He said as he imagined where they would put new decorations and furniture.

Moving across the wide room he spotted the cat; they still needed a name for it; settled on a kitchen counter sleeping peacefully. He then scrolled over to Diane and found the fox looking at her phone rather intently. Wolf guessed that she must have been watching a video as she pressed her finger to the screen and pulled it a little to the left.

“Whatcha got there?” Wolf asked, leaning over until their shoulders touched and he could see.

Diane was indeed watching a video in which Wolf could make out a familiar cat, a familiar sheep suit, and a familiar wolf.

“Seriously?” He huffed sending Diane an incredulous look.

“What?” She laughed. “I actually never watched the video before.”

“Really? You never watched the video of me showing off my good side.”

With no thought, Wolf casually draped his arm around Diane allowing his hand to rest on her opposite shoulder.

“The start of your good side.” Diane emphasized. “Though I knew it was always there.”

She paused glancing at him and then back to her phone. Wolf noticed a blush starting to spread across her face.

“Show’s a pretty cute side of you too.” She added still not quite looking at him.

“Oh!” Wolf exclaimed.

His ears perked up and he felt his cheeks start to flush. He hoped that the laugh he let out sounded flattered and charming, but in reality, it sounded surprisingly embarrassed and shy. He became very aware of his arm around Diane’s shoulders and started to debate whether to leave it where it was or remove it.

“You know Marmalade,” Diane said the guinea pig’s name with clear disdain. “Actually recorded quite a bit of your little rescue.”

“How much?” Wolf asked.

Diane looked at him again. Her blush remained, but now it was paired with an apprehensive and curious expression. She sat up a bit straighter, Wolf’s arm dropped from her shoulders and he decided to ignore how that made him feel. She still kept her eyes fixed on him. Her expression shifted to one of a bit more daring, as though she was letting the Crimson Paw emerge some.

“Enough to catch a little fact about you.” Diane said and leaned towards him slowly reaching her hand towards his face.

Wolf watched carefully as her hand passed his eyes and headed towards the top of his head.

‘That little rat caught that much!’ He thought angrily. ‘That was a-Oh!’

His thought process stopped dead when he felt Diane’s hand land on his head right behind his right ear. She started to gently scratch.

“Just a little fact about a spot right behind your ear.” She laughed.

A shiver ran up Wolf’s spine and through his fur. His ears flattened back giving more access and she scooted even closer to the point their hips almost touched. He leaned into her scratching and a smile stretched across his face. Diane giggled at his actions.

“Whose a cute and good boy?” She teased.

“I’m not answering that, we both know the answer.” He replied.

He pulled her closer resting his head on her shoulder. Wolf closed his eyes trying to focus all his attention on Diane’s actions which improved when he felt her other hand join in. She managed to find another spot he wasn’t even aware of.

‘It feels so good having her run her finger’s through my fur.’ He mused.

“You’re really enjoying this aren’t you.” Diane teased again, causing Wolf to partially open his eyes to look at her.

From his position, Wolf could just make out her face and where she was currently looking.

“Yeah, I guess I am.” He answered happily.

Diane was looking at his tail which was wagging hard enough to move a few shreds of paper that they sat beside. He was wagging so hard in fact that it caused him to wiggle some. Though he wasn’t wiggling hard enough to move himself and Diane. Confused and interested Wolf tracked his eyes from his resting spot on Diane’s should and down her back.

“You’re apparently enjoying it too.” Wolf said with a small laugh.

Diane playfully rolled her eyes. Her tail was also wagging, the sweeping motion also clearing away any trash that was near her. Suddenly a thought crossed Wolf’s mind.

‘I wonder…’ He thought and sat up the motion causing Diane to cease.

“What is it?” She asked not sure if she managed to do something or if he just wanted her to simply stop.

Wolf didn’t say anything and just eyed her ears. Diane watched his hands as he slowly raised them towards her face as she had done. Wolf paused for a moment waiting for Diane to signal if this was okay or not. She gave a slight nod and he continued until his hands were resting on the back of her head and slowly started running his nails through her fur. He had a very concentrated look on his face which Diane found cute.

“You know I don’t know if I even have a-OH!” She stopped; her ears lowered, her smile grew larger and her tail started to wag harder.

Behind her left ear, down a little, and a little from the middle of her head Diane had her feel-good spot. Wolf felt some pride in the discovery.

“Whose a good and cute girl?” He said in a cutesy voice.

Diane’s response was to go back to scratching behind Wolf’s ear. They continued like that for a little. Blushes on both their faces, tails wagging, and giggles between the two.

“Oh, Moe.” Diane cooed.

Another shiver ran through him. They didn’t have many or any visits during their prison stint. They didn’t make any other friends while they were the bad guys. Diane visited them instead on occasion and if she couldn’t come to see them they were at least able to call her sometimes. During that time Wolf admitted to her that his first name was Moe though he wasn't big on it being used. It felt good to hear her say it.

What wasn’t good was hearing a click and seeing a bright flash. The pair’s hands froze, their ears became alert, they sat up straight and their eyes widened. At the lift were Shark, Tarantula, Snake, and Piranha. With them was a medley of food; Italian, Mexican, Chinese, and even carryout plates from their favorite diner. More important and problematic was Snake’s tail curled around their camera and the picture that slid out.

The four were doing a terrible job of hiding their snickers.

“Oh, we weren’t interrupting anything were we.” Snake said with a sly grin.

“I almost feel bad about it, look at how cute they are.” Tarantula exaggerated her statement with a pouty face.

“They really are!” Shark took the photo and held their prize in the air.

In the photo where Wolf and Diane were sitting close enough that their hips touched. The ears settled back, hands on the back of one another’s heads, and their tails captured almost perfectly still despite their wagging. Much to Wolf and Diane’s shock was how much more intimate the photo looked. It revealed that they had been looking deeply into one another’s eyes and the photo caught while she was saying his name and caught Wolf when he was about to say something himself. The frozen capture made it look like they were about to kiss.

“We could always leave again.” Piranha took his turn to tease. “Dim the lights, run out real quick, grab you two some flowers and candles.”

“Oh, and they can have a cute little cake between them.” Tarantula added.

“A little mood music.” Snake said

“We’d have to make sure to dim the lights and cover up the windows.” Shark joined him.

Diane and Wolf jumped to their feet. Their tails had stopped wagging as embarrassment coursed through them.

“Hey, uh,  how long have you guys been standing there?” Wolf asked trying to bring some anger or annoyance to his tone.

‘And how many people are just going to catch me in moments like this.’ He thought.

“Just long enough to capture such a cute moment.” Snake joked and grabbed the picture from Shark. “And it’s perfect for the fridge.”

While there was nothing wrong with the old fridge they still decided to get a new and slightly bigger one. The size allowed not only for a bit more food, but also provided plenty of space for twice the photos.

“We don’t have many with Diane and we especially don’t have one with you and Diane.” Snake continued.

“Oh! But one the fridge? I think we should frame it like some of our other special ones.” Piranha said gesturing to some of the frames they had which held certain prized memories. A questionably kept picture of their first major robbery, a smaller set of frames each containing photos from one of their birthdays, and one they took at the diner the day they got released.

“I like that! But I don’t think we have one that looks like a heart.” Shark said and four started to laugh.

 Diane cleared her throat.

“Well as sweet as that sounds, I think that you should give the photo to Wolf and me.” Diane extended her hand waiting to receive the picture.

Snake, Tarantula, Shark, and Piranha looked at her unimpressed. Snaked waved the photo.

“Not happening and if you want it you’ll have to take it.” Snake taunted.

“Oh yeah?” Diane raised an eyebrow at Snake’s challenge. “What makes you think that I can’t get it.”

She cracked her knuckles and stretched her neck. Everyone’s eyes widened, Diane had slipped fully into Crimson Paw mode.

“Scatter!” Tarantula yelled.

They split from the fridge right Diane rushed forward trapping Snake between it and her. Snake’s eyes widened in surprise alongside a yelp before turning smug. He waved his empty tail taking some pleasure in Diane’s disappointment. Behind and to the right of her she heard a lamp fall over.

“Piranha get back here!” Wolf yelled.

Wolf’s foot briefly tangled with the lamp’s cord. Shaking it free he rushed after his wild friend. Piranha jumped and rounded several boxes while Wolf tried his best to keep up. So focused on Piranha that Wolf failed to notice Shark coming to block his path and slammed right into Shark’s chest.

“Nope.” Shark laughed.

“Excuse me!” Diane said as she ran up to Wolf and Shark.

Using Wolf’s back as a springboard Diane flipped over Shark’s head. Piranha made it to the far wall and undeterred he jumped onto the wall, kicking off and propelling himself back towards the makeshift kitchen area. Diane duplicated Pirahna’s actions. Using her longer stride she got close enough to jump and tackle the fish. The photo went flying from his grasp.

“Got it!” Snake raised himself as high as his body would allow ready to grab the photo in his teeth.

“No you don’t” Wolf smiled as he intercepted the photo. 

A short-lived victory.

“Snake attack!” Snake called.

“Huh?” Wolf looked back despite himself and felt something him in the face and rest on his nose.

It was a cat toy. The moment Wolf realized it was the moment when the cat landed full force on his face knocking him down.

“Kitty no!” Wolf yelped, the cat decided that he was the best spot to start batting the toy about.

The photo drifted to the floor and Diane was just on top of it when an orange blur rushed past her.

“Tarantula!” Diane yelled while the arachnid laughed triumphantly. 

“Shark give me a boost!” Tarantula called out.

Shark came to her immediately, lowering his hand for her. She hopped on making sure she had a firm grip on the photo.

“Here you go queen!” Shark cheered and Tarantula upwards towards one of the ceiling beams

Tarantula’s legs stuck to the wood and she walked over to the top. She stuck her tongue out playfully and waved to everyone below. She, Piranha, Snake, and Shark took a bit of pleasure in picking, pointing, and prodding at Diane and Wolf with wide smiles on their lips.

“Don’t think you’re safe I will come up there.” Diane declared. “Wolf give me a lift.”

Wolf nodded as confirmation and began to bend down with his hands together when Diane’s phone rang. She gave made a frustrated noise and went over to the kitchen counter to retrieve her phone. She looked at the caller notification before answering in a clear and authoritative tone.

“Hello, this Governer Foxington speaking.”

As she continued to focus on Tarantula and the situation at hand.

“Webs, come on, just give me the picture. You can’t stay up there forever.” Wolf said fixing her with a glare.

“I can stay up here long enough.” Tarantula taunted. “But hey it’s also a pretty nice spot up here to place this little treasure.”

She made her point by holding the picture to the side of the rafter where everyone had a perfect view of it. Suddenly there was the thump of footsteps rushing towards the group. Tarantula screamed and rolled back onto the top of the rafter. Diane made a running leap towards the beam the tip of her fingers grazed where the photo once was. She landed with a huff before turning around to give Tarantula a stern look. Tarantula returned with a parody of Diane’s expression.

“Okay well holding my food wasn’t the best decision.” Diane chided herself.

In her arms was a carryout plate of Chinese tucked securely in her arms. Sighing once more Diane made her way to the lift.

“Sorry guys, but I’ve got to go. I’ve been waiting on some papers in regards to Marmalade’s house exploding.” She glanced over at Snake who wore quite possibly the largest proud smirk she’d ever seen. “It hopefully shouldn’t take too long so I can try to be back to help a little more. And Wolf, I’m leaving it to you to get that photo.”

“Oh, don’t worry I’m on it.” He said looking at the plate she held, an idea forming.

Everyone gleefully waved goodbye, though Shark, Snake, Tarantula, and Piranha couldn’t help themselves.

“Bye Diane!” They cooed her name, in the same manner, she had done Wolf’s, earning them an eye roll.

Their laughter slowly died down. A delicious scent filled the room, causing their stomachs to rumble. Wolf had made his way to the assortment of meals and had opened one of them. Notably, it wasn’t his. An Italian scent that made Tarantual anxious.

“Uh, Wolfie,” She watched him closely, “What are you doing? I’m pretty sure that’s mine.”

Wolf looked up at her mischievously. He brought up a saltimbocca and inhaled the aroma.

“This? Oh, it’s just your favorite food. Honestly never really understood why you like this so much. Then again veal’s not really my taste, although I’ve never given it a try.” He then popped the food into his mouth and chewed intently.

“Ah!” Tarantula screamed her hands flying to her head. “What are you doing?”

“What? I’m just trying to see what the big deal is! It tastes pretty good, but maybe I need another to confirm.” He finished his statement by throwing another into his mouth.

He looked over to the distressed Tarantula with a smug smile.

“You know it’s actually pretty tasty.” He held up another saltimbocca and this time offered it out to the other guys. “You guys should really try this.”

“Oh come man that’s low even for you.” Shark said but didn’t look away from Tarantula’s meal.

“Hey, don’t make seem like I’m doing something bad, that’s behind us. I’m just sharing. Tarantula’s sharing an experience with us.” Wolf looked to Piranha who was starting to drool some. “Come on, hermano I know you’ve wanted to try this too.”

Wolf made and didn’t break eye contact with Tarantula as he flicked the saltimbocca into the air. Piranha leaped and caught it in his mouth. He landed with a satisfied hum, rubbing his stomach appreciatively.

“Oh! That’s so good!” He declared.

This stirred Shark’s interest and his stomach rumbled once again. It did smell good. Shark stared at Wolf intently as he pulled another piece out. Wolf contemplated eating and knowing turned his attention to Shark.

“No no no no! Shark don’t you dare!” Tarantula yelled from her perch.

But her cry fell on deaf ears as Shark opened his mouth wide and Wolf tossed the saltimbocca right into his mouth.

“Mmmh! Oh, I can’t believe I never tried that before! Webs you have some good taste.” Shark spoke over his shoulder to the betrayed spider.

Now all the guys were crowding near Wolf and her food. Wolf smiled like the mastermind he was, a twinkle in his eye that he still hadn’t quite lost. Snake snatched the next piece right out of Wolf’s hand, surprising his friend.

“What? I don’t want to be left out.” Snake said and promptly threw the saltimbocca into his mouth, chewing and swallowing appreciatively. “Not my thing really, but still pretty good.”

“ENOUGH!” Tarantula yelled causing everyone to snap their attention to her.

She ran across the beam and down the side of the wall. She crawled up a box and leaped onto Piranha and then the counter. The action was somewhat awkward thanks to the photo she brought with her. Reaching Wolf and her food she shoved the picture to him. She swiped at him making him back away.

“There’s your stupid photo, now get away you animal.” She fumed and opened the carryout plate to assess the damage. “No!”

In the container were only seven remaining saltimbocca.

“Sorry Webs, but let’s be honest you wouldn’t have been able to eat all that.” Shark tried to console her.

“Yes, I could have! I ordered a large for a reason!” She said and couldn’t the need to stomp her feet. “It’s a cheat day which means I can eat whatever and how much I want. And if I couldn’t I would have had some for later or did you forget that leftovers exist.”

“Oh come on Webs we’re sorry.” Snake said with a charming smile.

Piranha and Shark gave their apologies as well while Wolf mumbled his apology mostly focusing on the photo in his hand.

“If you want to apologize then you each have to give me some of your food.” She affirmed them with a stern look.

“Go nuts.” Wolf said quickly, patting his carryout container of Mexican food.

He vaguely heard his friends debate the merit of Tarantula receiving so much of their food and if she could eat so much of it, leftovers or not. Wolf made his way to his room, only looking up from the photo to make sure he didn’t trip over anything.

‘It is a pretty cute photo.’ He thought while a smile graced his face.

He stared dreamily at Diane and himself in the photo, especially Diane. He could feel his cheeks start to blush and his tail started to slightly wag. He shook himself free from his reverie and found himself particularly happy that he wasn’t being spied on again. His room, like the others, was fairly unfurnished save for a bed and a dresser draw. On said drawer, he had a stack of books. Three actual books and one with a hollow center. Pulling the book from the bottom of the stack he opened it and gingerly placed the picture in the center. 

Diane wouldn’t be riled up about him keeping it; heck she might even want a copy herself once she knew it was safe from everyone else. For now, he had to make sure Tarantula did’t go overboard with her food reparations. 

#Mr. Wolf #Diane Foxington #Mr. Snake #Ms. Tarantula #Mr. Piranha #Mr. Shark #The Bad Guys #fan fic

[randomscropio]

If Moonflower was in The Bad Guys: part 20

Diane Foxenton lists crimes that the bad guys did {I forgot them}

Professor Marmalade: Diane please-

Diane Foxenton: I am sorry professor but I am calling the chief!

Professor Marmalade: Okay, stay here.

Mr. Wolf: You couldn't help yourself!

Mr. Snake: So I had a moment of weakness! Sue me!

Mr. Wolf: That's gonna be difficult from prison!

Webs: Guys, guys! What do we do?

Mr. Wolf: Time for the charm.

Mr. Shark: Oh yeah, the full clooney.

Mr. Wolf: Governor {other names that I forgot} Diiiianeee!

Diane Foxenton: Do not clooney me Wolf!

Mr. Wolf: What do you mean? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Diane Foxenton: Do you ever get tired of lieing?

Mr. Wolf: Hehheh no! Wait uh fudge! That was a trick question, right?

Diane Foxenton: I gave you all a chance to be more than scary villains! But you're too, gutless to take it!

Mr. Wolf: I'm gutless? Oh ho ho, I'm sorry have we met?! I'm the villain of every story! Guilty until proven innocent! But of course you wouldn't get that. With your little miss perfect power suits.

Diane Foxenton: Is that so?

She pulls out the ring Mr. Wolf had.

Mr. Wolf: Wait how did you?

Diane Foxenton: A wolf and a fox, are not so different.

She flicks the ring to Mr. Wolf and he catches it.

The scene fades into Mr. Wolf sitting in the moonlight and Moonflower joins him.

Moonflower: Hey.

Mr. Wolf: Hey...

Moonflower's frill droops down a little and she tilts her head.

Moonflower: You okay?

Mr. Wolf: Yeah it's just... (sighs) Moon, do you ever wanna be more than villains?

Moonflower tilts her head a little more.

Moonflower: Sometimes but...

She sits down next to him.

Moonflower: It's hard to change people's minds, no matter how many enchantments I make to have them think of something a different way, it isn't them. It's the enchantment. But, there are people who don't view you like everyone else. Like Sam and Diane.

Mr. Wolf looks at her.

Mr. Wolf: Diane doesn't think of us as villains?

Moonflower shakes her head.

Moonflower: She veiws us as misunderstood. Not as villains. She thinks that because we're different we are treated differently. Which is true but, she thinks that we have gotten so used to being treated like we are bad that we became bad. Did I dumb it down enough for you?

Mr. Wolf laughs.

Mr. Wolf: I think you did.

The cat meows.

Mr. Wolf and Moomflower look at the tree the cat is in.

Moonflower: Oh right, it's still stuck up there.

Mr. Wolf: I'm going to change that!

Moonflower: Wolf- never mind he won't listen.

Mr. Wolf gets to the tree.

Mr. Wolf: Hey, remember me? The names Wolf.

The cat meows and backs up.

Mr. Wolf: Yeah I get that a lot. But someone told me that we are only viewed like that, because we have been treated like we are that.

Mr. Wolf holds out his hand.

The cat meows and tries to run away.

Mr. Wolf: No no no! Wait!

The branch the cat is on snaps and Mr. Wolf catches it.

Mr. Wolf: Hey its okay, I understand you're scared I would be too. Just give me a chance.

Mr. Wolf holds out his hand.

Mr. Wolf: Come on kitty.

The cat rubs up against his hand and he holds the cat.

Mr. Wolf: Yeah who's a good kitty? Who's a good kitty?

The rest of the bad guys walk up to Mr. Wolf.

Webs: Uh you saved it?

Professer Marmalade: Yes! It's working!

Mr. Wolf: You recorded that?

Professer Marmalade: Yep! And people love you!

The bad guys cheer.

Moonflower: I'm going to be able to go on a normal date with Sam! With no enchantments!

Professor Marmalade: Wolf, can I speak to you for a moment?

Mr. Wolf: Yeah, what's up?

Professer Marmalade: Soon you'll have to choose between your friends, or the good life...

Mr. Wolf: What? You mean the guys?

Mr. Snake and Moonflower stop and listen to the conversation.

Moonflower nods to Mr. Snake and flashes some scales (the translation at the bottom says, "he won't leave us, right?") Mr. Snake shrugs and the two go back inside.

Mr. Snake: Hey, about going good... it's only for the plan right?

Mr. Wolf: Yeah, why do you ask?

The cat meows.

Mr. Snake: You brought the cat?

Mr. Wolf: Yeah sorry just saving it for latter, anyways continue.

Mr. Snake: Well I'm just, getting worried I mean... you're getting all cozy with Marmalade and.

Mr. Wolf: Hey Snake who made the plan to begin with it?

Mr. Snake moves so that he is looking at Mr. Wolf.

Mr. Snake: You did...

Mr. Wolf: So I'm the one who sticks with it right?

Mr. Snake: Yeah...

Mr. Wolf: So you don't have to worry! Go bad...

Mr. Snake: Or go home. I can't wait for things to go back to normal!

Mr. Wolf: Back to normal yeah yeah.

#wings of fire #the bad guys #the bad guys x wings of fire

[aspenmissing]

𝙰 𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕'𝚜 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 (𝙿𝚝 𝟹)

Hawk and Elizabeth are taking cover under a bridge, staring out at the destruction that the insects are causing.

"Not good," Hawk says "Their gonna wipe out the whole town at this rate" Elizabeth turns to look up at the house where Meliodas and Y/N are resting.

"Sir Meliodas. Lady Y/N" She turns determined before she makes a run for the house.

"Elizabeth, wait!" Hawk shouts. The insects then make a direct attack on Elizabeth only for Diane to cover her.

"I might hate bugs, but if it means helping the Captain and Lieutenant then I won't let anything get in my way!" Diane shouts, lifting her arm causing many pillars of rock to burst out of the ground, squashing the bugs.

"Is this..." Elizabeth looks around at the pillars "Lady Diane's power?"

"She took out all the bugs at once. Woah" Diane catches her fist with her other hand, staring at Baste Prison with determination.

"Now bring it on. I'll squash every last one of those things"

"Hey, teach me how to do that little trick of yours," Hawk says but Diane jumps away, landing on the path leading to Baste Prison.

"Now, look after the Captain and Lieutenant! Got it, princess!" Diane says, running to Baste Prison, leaving behind dust.

"A-Alright!"

Back in the doctor's house, Meliodas and Y/N lay still asleep, yet unharmed by the bugs. Elizabeth stares at them with concern.

"Can you believe that these guys are still out cold even after all that racket outside? I mean, I guess Y/N could sleep through an earthquake" Someone knocks on the door and in walks the doctor, his hands behind his back.

"Just checking in on how our patients are doing?" He says, walking towards them.

"Better thanks to you. That medicine of yours seems to have them sleeping well, quite well."

"Yeah, it's almost like their dead or something," Hawk says, making Elizabeth spin round.

"Hawk! Please, don't say things like that!"

"It's quite accurate," The doctor says, making Elizabeth and Hawk turn to him.

"Doctor, you've done well," A voice says "It appears you were successful in your task"

"W-What the?"

"Is someone there!" Elizabeth calls out.

"Belladonna, Spanish fly, Nightshade and henbane were all ingredients I used to create the poison. My condolences, but this boy and his dog will never wake up again" Elizabeth turns to the doctor.

"That medicine wasn't meant to treat their injuries?!"

"Even with our great power, we knew it would be impossible to face a member of the Eight Deadly Sins, let alone two, and emerge unscathed," The voice says, as they look around for who the voice belongs to "Besides, the kingdom made it clear that we could use any means necessary"

"Who are you?" Elizabeth yells angered that someone hurt her friends "Show yourself right now"

"It's a pleasure to meet you," It says, appearing in front of Elizabeth, hand on chest "I am the Holy Knight, Gorgeous. Member of the Weird Fangs"

"A holy knight"

"What the heck, when did he-"

"Princess Elizabeth" Golgius bows "I have come to take you back to the Kingdom of Lioness"

Inside Baste Prison, two guards are outside of a cell.

"Hey, wanna bet on who'll win?" Guard one asks.

"Hmm?" He hums in response.

"The Weird Fangs or the Eight Deadly Sins. They're fighting in town right now"

"That's not much of a bet. From what I heard, the Sins are just down to their Captain, Lieutenant and one other member. They're no match for four active-duty Holy Knights, so-" The Guard is cut off by another voice from within the cell.

"Well, that's awesome news" They stand up straight "Sounds like it oughta be fun" Next thing they know a footprint comes through the door, they stand away as the door slowly falls and a male walks out.

"N-No way" The man gives out an aching groan. He's only wearing pants and has holes where steel spikes were punctured through him, two still in him. A fully grown beard on his face and a tattoo of a fox on his waist.

"Feels so good to walk around after all this time," He says, rubbing the back of his head.

"The Eight Deadly Sins, Ban, the Fox Sin!" The guards then place their hands on their swords, ready to fight if necessary.

"Damn you! How'd you get out of there! And why now!"

"Isn't it obvious? I kicked the door down" Ban says, pulling out the spike from his leg "And as for why-" He grabs hold of the pole in his arm and begins to pull "-Cause' you were talking about some totally interesting stuff. You said they were alive" He pulls out the spike, blood flying into his cheek "Our Captain and Lieutenant" The guards step back as Ban throws the spike in front of them.

"What's all this commotion?" A woman's voice asks. They turn to see women dressed in armour, walking towards them.

"J-Jericho," The guard says, sounding surprised. Ban turns his head to Jericho, who stops a few feet away from him.

"Ban, of the Eight Deadly Sins. I don't know how you escaped your cell but return there at once" Jericho orders.

"How about some respect, kid" Ban starts stroking his beard "I'm not sure how you were raised but is that any way to talk to a hero?"

"I am an apprentice Holy Knight. You dare call me "kid"?" Jericho says, bluntly "That's pretty disrespectful for a prisoner who's at death's door" She looks to the two knights "Go to Sir Golgius and the others at once. Tell them all 'Jericho had to take down the Fox Sin when he escaped and tried to resist

"Right," They say in unison before running off. Jericho places her hand onto her sword and runs at Ban, who goes wide-eyed. She slashes him all over, making him cry out in pain. She then places her sword back into his sheath. Ban's cry of pain soon turns into noises of satisfaction as he turns to face Jericho, holding his now clean and freshly shaven face.

"Do you think I had you take off too much?" He asks, smirking with smugness. Jericho turns around, surprised that he wasn't hurt. A bunch of hair has gathered around his feet "Well it feels pretty good, so I guess I'm okay with it" He points to Jericho "You got some real talent there, kid. You can be a barber"

"You dodged my sword even with all those injuries?"

"Injuries? What are you talking about?" Ban begins flexing, showing no injuries.

"Impossible" She begins sweating and shaking "Just minutes ago your limbs were full of holes from steel spikes running through them"

"It'd be good if you remember this, kid. There's only one wound on me-" Ban points his finger to the large scar on his neck "-and it this one right here, got it" Jericho widen, even more, her breath uneven "So you could say that injuries I get from that guy, is kind of a special case, I guess"

#Seven Deadly Sins #King x Reader #SDS #Reader Insert #Seven Deadly Sins Fandom #Fanfiction #Seven Deadly Sins Fanfiction

[musekicker]

Okay so we all know that Snake's fave food is guinea pigs, but what do you headcanon for the others (Diane included) to be their favorite foods?

That's a interesting question. Let's see...

Wolf: Steak or burgers. Fast food ones are fine for burgers but he likes them better at like a diner or home grilled. I also see him liking ice coffees.

Piranha: Anything meat, the rarer the meat the better. Beef Jerky maybe too. I get the feel he likes something he can really chew.

Tarantula: A sweets person for sure. I see her liking those diy candy kits too for some reason.

Shark: I get a sweet and savory feel from him. Ice pops naturally as well.

Diane: Chicken. Call her the stereotypical fox in the hen house but she likes chicken.

#the bad guys

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

"Give me smoochie! MWAH MWAH MWAH-"

Hobie Brown x OC!Diane

Pink Paint Prints - Diane's devious.

"-Diane!" Hobie groaned - but alas, it was too late.

"No! Come'ere." Diane laughed wickedly, pulling the taller boy in as she assaulted Hobies face with an onslaught of kisses.

"Get kissed up!" She demanded, as Hobie faked a wince, like a begrudging cat.

In Diane's defence - he had it coming.

Her smooches left a trail of cerise marks across his face, pink pops of glitter dotted frantically on each cheek, each with an accompanying kissy sound.

Finally, Hobie gave in, relaxing into her embrace - and up this close she smelled like icing and strawberries, a breath of fresh air compared to the smog of his world.

"Might as well get it outta your system, yeah?"

He didn't have to tell her twice.

Diane wrapped her arms around his thin frame in a bear hug and Hobie screwed his face, snickering as Diane placed one last solid kiss on the tip of his nose.

"MWAH!"

"Had your fun?" Hobie asked, as Diane pulled away, cupping his face in her hands.

"Don't you look adorable!" Diane told him, admiring her handy work. "Don't answer that - you do. You're the cutest, smoothest, stone-cold fox, Bie-bie!" She said, pinching his cheek. "I knew this lip color would look good on your skintone!"

"This premeditated then?" He said, watching as Diane's smile grew into a smirk. "That eager to get your hands on me?"

"Uh-huh." She'd nodded. "Now just tell me how the formula holds up, okay?"

"What?"

"The formula?" She said, as dread began to creep in on Hobies stomach. On instinct, he reached up to touch his cheek, long fingers rubbing at the stains of pink.

"They say it's long-lasting. 36 hours! And like, that can't be true. But I can't wear it for 36 hours. But you-"

"Diane-"

When Hobie looked down at his fingers barely any had transferred, traces of glitter left on his gloves the only evidence.

Fuck.

"Diane." Hobie said, more urgently this time, more skeptical, rubbing harder. "I know you ain't do what I think you did-"

Diane laughed deviously. Hobie could feel the prints drying down already.

"I did." she squeaked.

"Diane! The hell is this? What's this shite made of?!"

"I really don't know," she said, "But they call it Liquid Lip Paint or somethin'."

"And by the looks of it, they ain't lying." Diane said, watching as Hobie scrubbed his cheeks with his hands, efforts futile.

"You twat!" Hobie groaned, making a grab for her.

On instinct, Diane pushed forward on her toes, rolling backwards on her skates and right out of his range.

She errupted in giggles, throwing her head back in laughter as Hobie came after her.

"Ah, help!" She yelled, laughing all the while. "Hobie's being mean to me!"

"Come here-" he warned, swiping at her. And just as easily - Diane twirled just out of grasp, his fingers only gracing her as her skates carried her backwards.

When that didn't work, he tried to web her. Though, it was no use.

Diane geared up, kicking off and leaving him in the dust.

"Diane!" Hobie said, his demand lost in a bout of giggles, and the sound of rolling plastic wheels.

Diane took off, and she was gone.

That's what he got for trusting a groupie.

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"What in God's name happened to you?" Miguel questioned, a sharp eyebrow raised in Hobie's direction.

"What's it look like, mate?" Hobie sighed, pulling on his mask. The morning had been populated by giggles and glances, on the account of Hobie's face being painted in pink lip-prints.

Pavitr had nearly squeeled when he saw it, a new gift for Gayatri already in mind.

'That's so dreamy, you guys!' he'd exclaimed. 'Hobie's dreamy.' Diane smiled. 'Are you going to give me a makeup wipe or not?' 'No.' she said happily. "Now quit asking me that."

Hobie rubbed the stress from his brow. "Diane's what happened."

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#they so silly sometimes #this was gonna be longer but I'm lazy #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie brown x oc #hobie x oc #Hobie x Diane #DiscoPunk #disco spider #DiscoSpider

[sullina]

Ban glared down at the kid, smacking him upside the head. Straw yelped, turning to the fox,

"Hey! What was that-"Fox,

"Cuz you're wrong, Cap'n. You ain't no monster, never were."

"But demons are-"

Another smack upside the head,

"Everytime you call yourself a monster I'm smacking you."

Straw glared at him a moment before crossing his arms with a pout,

"Even so... it's a problem, isn't it?"

"I mean..." King coughed, "Being a demon does change things but... I don't think it's enough to call you a monster. If anything it just explains a few things form... before."

"Like what?" Straw looked at him curiously, head tilted to the side.

"Well, you were always pretty lazy." King began, "Always slept in whenever you could, even though you'd be the first to jump into action whenever a fight came along. Being a demon would mean you're naturally nocturnal so you were probably really tired."

"Plus you have some really weird magic and can handle injuries thag would kill a normal human. If your not human, then thay explains it." Diane chimed in, "By all rights that poison should have killed you back in Dalmally but maybe being a demon gives you immunity to poison or something!"

"Plus, well, you're the one who gave me this." Ban pointed at the scar on his neck, "I was bein' stupid and pissed ya off, tried to steal your sword. I'm known as Undead Ban because no injury can mark me and I'm immortal, yet you were able to leave this scar on me."

"I did that??" Straw was shocked. He was more of a people pleaser than someone who seeks out confrontation. Just what kind of person did he use to be?

Ban couldn't help but laugh. "Yup! I think that was the first time I've ever seen you use that kind magic. It was interesting to learn something new about you since you were usually pretty secretive when it came to yourself."

Straw frowned. "...sorry about the scar."

"Nah, 's fine, it was my own fault. You warned me 'n everything, too."

"Woah, Ban admitting his own fault? I guess miracles do exist", King teased the Fox Sin only to have his entire face grabbed by him. (Ban has large hands and King is tiny)

#nnt amnesia au

[demonprincezeldris]

The sins exclaim in awe as the flurry of petals gives way to giant, towering crystals. "The Necropolis..." Diane murmurs. "This must be it, right? Oh, who's memories brought us, do you think?" She gasped. "I wonder if Dolores is here!"

They walked for a little bit, before golden orbs manifested in front of them, and Meliodas went still.

"Hello, Meliodas. Long time no see." The voice was masculine, and as they watched, the orbs manifested into a person. He had slanted, crimson eyes - near identical to Ban's, actually - and he was about the same height as the sin of Greed. He had an undercut, his blonde hair falling smoothly against his head, and a little smile played on his lips. Meliodas let out a shuddering breath. "Hi, Rou."

The man's smile widened to a grin. "Aw, that's all? Come on, Mel, can't you afford an old lover a hug, at least?"

Meliodas laughed, though it might have also been a sob, and obediently stepped forward. He just looked af him for a moment, Rou waiting patiently, arms outstretched until Meliodas rammed into him hard enough to have him fall on his ass. He grunted a little as he caught him, but still squeezed him close as his tiny demon shook in his embrace.

"I've missed you." He croaked out. "And I'm so sorry. I prioritized her, and instead you both died, and it's my fault, all my fault-"

"Hey, hey, it's ok. I'm not mad at you."

"You should be, I-"

"Ok, love, let's be real. It's my fault I died."

"No-"

"Yes, honey. I betrayed people, and pissed off someone I shouldn't have. I deserved it."

"You-"

"Didn't deserve it, no one deserves death, blah blah blah, I KNOW, Meli. But Ger's brother lashed out, and he was valid in doing so."

Meliodas groaned and pushed his head farther against him. "I'd tell you to shut up, but I missed your voice too much." Rou laughed and pressed a kiss into his mane of golden hair. "I'll drop the topic. Just know I'm not mad at you, and hey- hey, look at me." He put his hand on his cheek and directed his gaze upwards. "I love you. I never stopped. But I'm dead. Very thoroughly dead. And even if I was reincarnated, and I'm talking to you now because my living form is asleep, and I'm able to reach out through the necropolis, you don't have to feel BAD about moving on. Because I died a long time ago."

Meliodas let his eyes slip shut, and he put his hands against Rou's. "I know."

"Do you?"

"Logically."

"Well, it's a start."

He pulled his face up gently and pressed their lips together, and when they'd separated, helped him climb to his feet. "Ban." He called to his near doppelganger, and the fox sin hummed, tilting his head. Rou smiled and held out a hand, which Ban grasped. "I know you love him. Take care of him for me. He's an idiot who can't seem to do it himself."

"Slander-"

"You, hush. If I have to enlist your boyfriend to make sure you eat and sleep every once in a while, then I will. Idiot."

"You are so unnecessarily mean to me."

"I do it out of love. So Ban? My current life is waking up, I'm running out of time."

Ban hummed again and put his hand on Meliodas’s head. "Of course I'll look out for our idiot." A squawk of mock offense, but Rou smiled, soft and relieved. "Thank you. Oh, by the way. The person you're looking for? That way?" He pointed farther off into the necropolis, and Meliodas felt a gentle squeeze where Rou's hand was, and when he looked, all he saw was a glimpse of his loving expression before he was gone.

Meliodas half lifted a hand, before letting it drop, his face tilting down as his bangs shadowed his face. "...Let's go find King." He whispered. Ban threw an arm around his shoulders. "Sure. Hey, when we get back, wanna tell me about how you dated a guy who looks like me?"

A hoarse chuckle. "Leave me alone, I'm allowed to have a type."

At least Meliodas can find some solace now that he knows that his former lover isnt mad at him. It brings Meliodas joy to know that he hot to see Rou one last time.

#Melrou

[xandriagreat]

The Golden Snake Tooth | Chapter 13

Prologue | Last chapter | Next chapter

Notice/warnings: awkward moment, fluff!

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The rest of the festival day was fun.

Snake and Webs explored the kingdom with Moe, Diane, Lou, and Pepe. They saw many amazing things of the kingdom and the festival.

Moe got Snake a festival flag.

It made Snake happy.

“So, do you enjoy the festival?” Diane asked Snake, looking at him. They were waiting by the wagon while the others were getting a few things from the vendors.

“I really enjoyed it!” Snake replied happily as he put the flag away in his side bag. “This has been a great birthday.”

Diane hummed and nodded as she looked around then she looked back at Snake. “What, is today your birthday?” she asked, smiling softly at him.

Snake froze for a moment before answering, “It… It is.”

“Oh, well happy birthday.”

“Thanks…” Snake said a bit flatley and looked down.

Diane noticed this and asked, “You okay?”

Snake nodded. “Yeah… It’s just… I don’t like birthdays.”

“Oh… sorry… Why, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Well…Before I tell you, I gotta tell you it’s just dislike, not hate. Not to be a rude person or anything like that.” Snake explained, looking at Diane, who nodded in understanding. “Anyway, it’s because at my home, I’m alone most of the time, even on my birthday. The one thing that I like about it is the lights.”

Diane hummed and nodded with a small smile. “I see. Also, I wouldn’t blame you if I was you.”

“Really?” Snake asked, looking at Diane with curiosity.

“Yeah. Webs told a bit of the tower life.” Diane said, rubbing the back of her neck. “Mostly that it was boring at times but that there were scary times as well.”

Snake nodded. “Yeah…”

They were quiet for a bit and looked around. Then they heard a person calling out, “Diane!”

They looked at who called out.

It was a lioness.

The lioness walked over to them with a smile.

“Pam!” Daine exclaimed happily and hugged the lioness. The lioness chuckled as she hugged the fox back. “It’s great to see you, Diane.” Pam said to her as they finished the hug before looking at Snake. “Now, who’s this?”

“I’m Herbert Snake but a lot of people call me Snake.” Snake said with a nervous chuckle, offering his tail to her.

Pam hummed and nodded, shaking his tail with her paw as she said, “It’s nice to meet you, Snake. I’m Pamla Kitty Cat but everyone calls me Pam.”

“Nice to meet you too.” Snake said, smiling at her.

Pam smiled back and then looked at Diane when she let go of his tail. “So, are you ready to play music, Foxington?”

“You know I am.” Diane chuckled, getting a fiddle from the wagon and started to walk with Pam.

Snake was curious and wanted to know where they were going so he asked, “What are you two doing and going?”

Diane and Pam stopped to look at him.

“Oh, Snake.” Diane started as she went to him before pointing in the direction that they were going to. “See that pig, small dog, and raven with instruments?”

Snake nodded when he saw what she was talking about.

“They’re my other friends and we play some music for the festival every year since we were in our mid teens.”

Snake hummed softly and nodded. “Oh, nice! Mind if some people dance?”

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Moe was talking with Webs, Lou, and Pepe as he and Lou walked.

“So, you guys knew each other almost all of your lives?” Webs asked, looking at them as Lou carried her and Pepe.

“Yep.” Moe said, smiling and nodding as he carried a few bags.

When they got to the wagon, they saw that Diane and Snake weren’t there.

“Where’s Diane and Snake?” Moe asked, looking around as he put the bags in the wagon.

Then lively music started to play and everyone around the area looked at the band with Diane, who was holding and playing her fiddle.

In front of the band was Snake, who was dancing a snake dance. Some people started to dance to the music while some clapped with the beat.

Snake looked at Moe and waved him to come over to dance.

Moe shook his head, not wanting to dance.

Then the next thing that the wolf knew was that Lou shoved him into the dance circle. Moe glared at him as he was pulled in by someone and danced with them.

Lou, Pepe, and Webs couldn’t help but laugh at that.

Moe didn’t fight to get away from dancing, instead he quickly enjoyed it and tried to get to dance with Snake.

There was a few times where he almost got to dance with Snake but they both ended up dancing with someone else.

◇

It was almost to the end of the song and dance, it was about time to switch dancing partners.

Snake spun around as he danced. Then he stopped spinning when he bumped into Moe, who caught him. The both of them smiled at each other while the music finished as everyone clapped and cheered.

“Hi!” Snake chuckled, smiling at him.

“Hi.” Moe said, smiling back at him.

They went to the others, who were by the wagon and they were smiling at them like they know what’s up.

“That was cute.” Diane said, putting her fiddle away before going to the driver’s seat.

“Agreed.” Lou, Pepe, and Webs said together as they got into the wagon.

Snake and Moe blushed as they got into the wagon and seated.

Snake looked around as the wagon moved. The he looked at something that caught his eye.

It was of a memorial of yellow snakes of different ages with golden snake teeth that look exactly like Snake’s golden tooth.

‘Why do they look like me?’ Snake thought, tilting his head to the side a bit.

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Word Count: 1050

AU: Diane is a rich bitch and Mr. Wolf is her butler

Being Diane’s personal butler wasn’t a job for the faint of heart. Some days were brutal, others easy. Then some days were like today, where she’d decided she wanted to tease Mr. Wolf during a dinner party. 

The dining room of the mansion was nothing short of grand. Sleek, cherry wood boarding made up the floors, the long dining table was a lighter shade of brown, and a giant fireplace warmed the massive room. Besides Diane herself, the chandelier was Wolf’s favorite thing in the room. It was a fragile, yet extravagant thing. Layers of glass emitting bright lamp light, glowing golden on the dark walls and windows. The dining table was full with guests in expensive outfits, some of whom Wolf recognized as frequent visitors, but many who were new faces. They laughed, talked, and clinked their glasses of wine. 

But of all the fine folks here, Diane was the finest.

The hostess sat at the head of the table. She was clad in a strapless, royal blue evening gown, her ears and neck adorned in gold. The handle of her zipper was shaped like a little heart, a detail Wolf only noticed because he’d been standing at her back all night, carrying out any orders Diane gave. Which, admittedly, had been a lot more than usual.

“Wolf, honey,” Diane called over her shoulder. He cleared his throat and strode over.

“Yes, Madam?” Wolf wasn’t to call her by her name in front of other people, and Diane smirked at the title.

“Will you be a good boy for me and go refill my gravy dish?” She asked in that low, seductive voice that she knew drove Wolf insane. His cheeks warmed at the command, and what she’d asked him to be for her. A ‘good boy.’ “Well?” Diane prompted when Wolf simply stared at her.

“Y-Yes ma’am.” He took the little dish from her, and rushed off to the adjacent kitchen.

She’d been doing that to him all night, acting clueless about her tone, not even hiding that she knew what effect her words had on him. Wolf rushed to refill the little bird shaped dish, his heart pounding in his chest. Because if Diane did something else when he went back out there, something unprofessional, then it was the end of their respectable night as butler and mistress. No, Wolf thought, as he entered the dining room, the mask of formality will fall soon enough. If Diane didn’t quit her blatant teasing already, that was.

He found himself at her side a few moments later, setting the gravy dish down before her. “Here you are, Madam,” Wolf said with a bow.

“Such a good boy,” she gushed. Wolf whimpered as Diane scratched at the spot just below his chin and above his neck. He tried to still his wagging tail, but it was no use.

“Th-This is unprofessional, Madam.”

“Hm?” Diane laughed. “But you like it, don’t you? You like like it when I call you my good boy?”

Wolf stilled her hand with a grip on her wrist, and pressed his snout to the fox’s ear. “That tone makes me want to do things with you.”

“Like what?”

“Don’t act like you don’t know.”

It was Diane’s turn to whisper in his ear. “I don’t. Why don’t you bring me to the kitchen and show me?”

With a rushed excuse about needing the restroom, Wolf led her over to the kitchen. He rushed through the double doors, and bolted to the walk-in pantry. Once Diane finally caught up with him, he flicked on the lights, and locked the door. Diane opened her mouth to speak, perhaps to offer up another witty line, but Wolf forced her up against a shelf, and pulled her into a passionate kiss. The fox eagerly returned the gesture, easing her arms around his neck. The two pulled away, panting. “We’ve got about 15 minutes in here,” Diane said, her voice low. 

Wolf nodded. “That’s all I need.” 

Diane pulled him into another kiss.

It was true; 15 minutes was all Wolf needed to lick his tongue into Diane’s mouth, to kiss her until both of them were panting, blushing messes, to kiss and bite at her neck, leaving Diane to praise him through her gasps and whimpers as she gripped at his hair. 15 minutes was all Wolf needed to hike her dress up over her hips, to revel in her moans as he pressed teasing kisses into her thighs, for him to smirk as he lapped at her wet, twitching pussy.

“Wolfie…” Diane gasped, clutching the hem of her dress above her hips. “Oh, right there…” Wolf gripped her thighs as his tongue found the familiar, bulbous shape of her clit. He swirled his tongue around it, flicked it, worshiped it. The fox cursed under her breath as one hand gripped at Wolf’s hair, the other shakily clutching her dress. He eagerly lapped at her love juices, flooding from her slit, dripping down her thighs. It had been too long since he’d had Diane’s taste on his tongue, and the fox rolled her hips against his mouth when she twitched again. Tongue still working her clit, Wolf slipped two fingers inside her, and Diane cried out in pleasure.

“O-Oh, g-good boy,” Diane gushed. Wolf only licked faster at the praise, his pants growing tighter around his crotch. Staying faithful to the time limit, his tonguing and fingering were rough, and he met Diane’s eyes when she let out another whimper. “N-No, stop,” she moaned, “I’m almost…” The fox threw her head back before she could finish, but Wolf didn’t need her to as her pussy pulsed and twitched in his mouth. Wolf removed his fingers, and spared her one last lick before pulling himself to his feet.

“What’s wrong-” Wolf cut himself off, blushing as Diane rushed to undo his belt.

“I want your cock,” she growled. Before Wolf could respond, his slacks were unzipped, and he moaned as Diane stroked his hard cock. “We have a few minutes left.”

Wolf grinned as she tugged him closer, and his hand took the place of her own as he teased at her entrance with the tip of his cock. “Then what are we waiting for?”

Diane gasped when he pushed himself in.

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