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hometoursandotherstuff · 11 months
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Another example of “You never know what’s going on inside a house.” This 1942 brick house in Bridgeview, Illinois looks like an ordinary suburban home. It has 5bd 3ba and is listed for $400K.
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I expected a center hall with a living room to the right. I never expected this.
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I’m gonna say that this impractical structure is a kitchen island.
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I think that you can tell where the walls were removed by the colors and directions of the floors.
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The cabinets are dated, but they match the look. They need a good polish, though.
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Next to the kitchen is a bar area, although unless it has faucets and a sink underneath, it doesn’t look like a wet bar. There also appears to be a jail cell door, as well, even though you can walk right around it.
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The walls in what I think is the dining room, also simulate exposed old brick. I thought that the half circle things were niches, but they’re not, so they must just be decorative. 
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So, this trippy platform is the every day dining area. Why it’s raised like that, I have no idea.
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In the living room, I just don’t understand the jail cell treatment when the whole floor is wide open. It would look cool, if that was the only entrance to the bar.
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It appears that the spiral stairs are the only access to the 2nd level. (From this angle, the bar looks unfinished. 
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From up here on the mezzanine we can see a weird platform across the way. Well, you can get a ladder and decorate it for the holidays...
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Upstairs landing and hallway to the bedrooms and baths.
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Helloooo! Handy open windows, in case you forgot something, you can holler for someone to throw it down to you.
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I’m calling this the main bd. b/c it has a brick wall. 
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Nice bathroom vanity and shower.
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The other bedrooms are plain. 
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One of the other baths.
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And, this is a family room on the 2nd level. 
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Patio and yard.
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Aerial view shows a driveway and garage.
https://www.movoto.com/bridgeview-il/7430-s-octavia-ave-bridgeview-il-60455-461_11124848/
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bluepoodle7 · 9 months
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#InfectedRealtorAu #WeirdChateau #CastleLikeHouse #CasteloChateau #Trusty#RobotMonsterFungmammal #MyLore Thinking about making one more realtor Oc and he's a castle house.
The lure's outfit looks like a pompous fairy prince and has a defective small animatronic robot horse dragon fungmammal named Trusty.
This infected realtor is 8"11" and is the tallest infected realtor.
He will brag about it and he was born like that.
He is by far the strongest of all the infected realtors.
He will try to pick fights with anyone either verbal or physical.
Trusty feels weak around him since she is hungry since her parasite side wasn't strong enough.
His name is Castelo (which is castle in Portuguese.)Chateau (which means a large French country house or castle.)
Castelo makes wine and cheeses to sell in his spare time.
He loves to sing when no one is looking but doesn't mind someone watching him sing from far away.
He will wink at you and smirk then call you sneaky in a teasing way while wagging his finger at you.
He loves to bake desserts but mainly pies but will burn a them due to him looking at himself.
Trusty (Acts female but is mushroom gendered.)
His freewill dream is to be the uncanny valley's best singer/baker and also to be the best infected realtor in the uncanny valley.
He will sometimes get curious what a non infected realtor tastes like since Trusty will one day need to eat a non infected realtor to move on.
He seems to have the parasite side of Trusty inside him that makes him curious on what non infected realtor's taste like.
When Castelo Chateau is in his parasite mode he won't look at himself but will tend to hang out with hollows and husk realtors to fight them in battles also fight regular guys for dominance over territory or a food that he wants.
He would act unhinged like a jekyll and hyde.
What plant or tree is he anyways? ------------------------------------- If Castelo Chateau was a plant/tree he would be a Oxalis Plant mixed with the Sandbox or Dynamite Tree. Mainly exploding ones the spread seeds, hurt you, maybe poisonous but has a sweet scent or are invasive trees. Dynamite Tree: The Tree That’s Doing Everything It Can To Kill You (youtube.com) These Exploding Plants Will Blow Your Mind (youtube.com)
From Prince to Knight (His change.)
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When Lux Abode runs out of inspirations for monsters in her dream gameshow she will wait for Castelo Chateau to change forms.
Lux Abode would watch from a far to draw and write some ideas down.
Castelo Chateau loves the attention and he doesn't mind being watched.
He will even do extreme poses and maybe a heart pose with his hands.
When he changes back to normal he will remember snippets of what happened like he just woke up from a dream.
If a parasite fungmammal was successful in control of the Mother Doeball then Castelo Chateau would be there to stop it.
He will have full control of Trusty's prop items so he can make weapons or things he needs.
He will be fully conscious of his crazy side and synchronized.
Castelo Chateau will float walk like a Falseperson and make puns that fit the situation.
He will also pull up or up uproot his own house body and use it as a weapon if the enemy is huge.
This only feels like a tickle to him and he will put his house body back in place.
Liwanag is researching infected realtors that sprouted with the fungmammals built in their house bodies.
They found out sprouted houses with different types that are defective mostly gain the powers of the fungmammals but without side effects but gained another side to them.
Castelo Chateau is trying to beat the parasite fungmammal out of the host then will absorb it within himself and dump it in the water with the other fungmammals to deal with.
He will heal up the host after absorbing the culprit.
His favorite non food is silica packets.
Trusty is a defective small animatronic robot horse dragon parasite fungmammal.
She is the pretty small for being a parasitism fungmammal.
The fungmammal is actually a dragon wearing a horse like robo skin costume similar to gabumon.
Castelo Chateau's two forms are like a fancy prince that sings and bakes but is pompous to a unhinged superhero like knight that will take on anyone.
He's kind of like the balance keeper for all the fungmammal forms so one can't dominate the other forms or take over the uncanny valley.
If Castelo Chateau dies the fungmammal will choose another host to start the cycle over again.
I want to base the dragon fungmammal in a robot hoodie off this plush.
Like it's wearing another fungmammal like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr - #Unknown Kelly Toy Plush
Castelo Chateau will uproot his for sale sign and use it as a weapon like for example a sword with the pointy side, a axe or a hammer with the For Sale sign on it.
His nicknames are CC and Madhouse.
Castelo Chateau wins a battle he will play a guitar solo on his uprooted for sale sign and carry on his back then smirk back at the enemy.
He will walk to his home body to return it like a sword in a sheath.
Then revert back to his prince like realtor form like nothing happened.
He can also uproot his mailbox like a hammer and use the mail like shuriken throwing stars.
It's mainly junk mail, house magazines, and bills people randomly stuff in there.
He gets embarrassed if a house magazine gets used as a weapon since it's not a very effective attack.
My infected realtor Castelo Chateau would beat up some parasite fungmammals and their many forms that tried to take over the Uncanny Valley.
Castelo Chateau would make catchphrase house puns like "It's time to open this house".
"This will be your house closing."
My infected realtor Castelo Chateau fighting some parasite fungmammals in more human like forms really be flipping houses.
If he had a realtor number it would be 4653 or gold in telephone number words.
If Castelo Chateau synchronized and newly shifted Zable Fable would fight they will be evenly matched.
Both would probably get bored and just chill out while there will be property damage everywhere.
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His Voice Canons/Theme
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Johnny Bravo - Intro - YouTube
Shopping with the Creeper - YouTube
Image not mine but link is there.
Amazing castles for sale in America | loveproperty.com
If he had a theme.
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Music and video not mine but link is there.
We're Finally Landing & Speedrunning (Home vs. SiivaGunner Mashup) - [Thevidgame] - YouTube
Found this website with Real Estate jokes.
Jokes not mine but link is here.
103 Real Estate Jokes & Puns You Haven’t Heard 1,000 Times (theclose.com)
My favorite jokes are above.
How Real Estate Agents/Brokers are formed.
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Sometimes parasitism realtor's will try to lure other realtor's in like a buyer to try to eat them but mostly during the realtor's reproduction cycle.
They will trap a realtor in the parasite fungmammal's spores first then eat them.
Similar to this.
The plant that farms other plants for food (botany.one)
After this the parasitism fungmammal will change form into a Real Estate Agents/Brokers which are bootleg Realtors that don't eat people but make 3-D houses but each type has a different quality with the speed of building houses.
Infected Realtors and Real Estate Agents/Brokers also make jokes/puns to intimidate or be nice to folks but depends on how they are treated.
The Real Estate Agent/Broker will look like the non infected victim Realtor they consumed but their pin will have a little fungmammal inside that shares a body with the Realtor.
They eat plastic, internet modems and routers.
They need a generator if you want one added.
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The Real Estate Agent/Broker outfit will be their old outfit mixed with a few fungmammal colors that blend in with the outfit.
A example a all black suit with a few bits of yellow, orange, and blue on a part of the suit.
Standing man in black suit illustration, Suit Tuxedo Jacket Male, Men Suit transparent background PNG clipart | HiClipart
Paint Splash Necktie (primeneckwear.com)
Real Estate Agents/Brokers can heal beings due to the freewill of a Realtor and the fungmammals powers.
But only if both parties want too.
They can also make other items of than just 3D printed houses but it will be plastic based.
Like a water hose but if they need to eat metal and the item will be stronger.
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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
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rileyclaw · 1 year
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i caught hunter’s moving castle disease because of mike’s huntlow art
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bootlegmuppet · 6 days
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When you're watching a YouTube video about a piece of media you used to be obsessed with and the youtuber gets a minor piece of info wrong and keeps repeating that wrong information but you don't wanna be that guy in the comment section going "ERM ACTUALLY" so you gotta just suck it up
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shadysadie · 1 year
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Owl House Episode Name References
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codacheetah · 2 months
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Which one will you vote for?
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat mdp#isat mal du pays#isat act 6 spoilers#two hat spoilers#vaguely. probably more than vaguely actually#isat au#I GUESS#based on a silly silly conversation.... that's my mal du president.....#somehow. not the first time ive drawn loop about to hit siffrin with the steel chair.#loop as presidential candidate is so important to me by the way. they're like a shitty boy king that eats peasants and has never stepped#outside of the castle in terms of their ''policies''.#they want to build a moat around the white house and make babies illegal and give rats legal rights and abolish taxes as a concept#purely because every time they say some inane shit the vein on siffrin's forehead grows a little larger and they have not been dropped#from the ballot list yet.#the people love them and by that i mean their other options are a scary weird ghost (horrifying) or a progressive (abysmal)#like to be clear im not talking about a president of vaugarde thing im talking about THE U S OF A 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸#none of these people are eligible to run. none of them would ever want to. too bad.#also. i really just wanted to draw loop in a shitty suit tbh it quells my desire to draw loop as saul goodman.#if anyone in the world is reading these tags ill do it if enabled. but im holding back.#anyways though srry to talk about loop so much my scrunkly my scringus my horrible cat the whole basis for these drawings was a convo on md#but im not an mdp understander i am merely an mdp nation citizen#one of the commoners......#i thought about queueing this but you get it now i know this will be a flop post its ok#this scenario appeals almost entirely to me despite having no substance or basis or progression
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amygdalae · 5 months
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A customer I sold a copy of Mexican Gothic (one of my staff recs) to just came back into the store to tell me how much he liked it and was about to ask for more recs but stepped away cuz there were other customers and I think he left before I could give him more recs noooooo please come back kindly mustachioed older man with cool taste in books
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mariegreen-2000 · 4 months
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All the smiling critters houses revealed 
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evilminji · 7 months
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The House of Mysteries is Arguably Sentient Right?
(O.O ) I sit here... contemplating the... WEIRD Ghosts Danny might come across. The true Haunted Houses. Planets. Theaters. Boxes bigger on the inside. Living ships and A.I.s, Etc.
All things can die. If the house of mysteries is someday utterly destroyed? Is that not death? If the Planet and Green Lantern Mogo is broken to pieces like non-sentient Krypton was, has he not perished?
Do they not stand equal chance of become Ghosts?
Are.... Are Haunts even created? Or are they a symbiotic ghost relationship? The dual fulfilling of Obsession. A house, properly haunted and taking care of someone. And a Ghost, watching TV or organizing stamps or living out the fantasy of their Perfect Life.
All behind purple doors.
Houses are demolished all the time. Or lost to war or disaster. An old enough house? Enough people living and dying in it? Could arguably start to accumulate ectoplasm. Become, not sentient, but a touch more. And in dying? Like any animal, leave behind that Idea of who they were. That ALMOST and Instinct.
Certain places though? That are alive? That have seen far too much death? They seem to carry over. Castles and long burned libraries, coliseums, and frozen hills. The places life was lost, over and over or all at once.
Floating islands from long dead planets.
I bet we could find Kryptonian flora on some of them. If we looked in the right area. It must be a strange mix. Down right bizarre. Facing just about anything and wondering if it's sentient.
With Ectoplasm? It could be.
But at the same time? Imagine the RELIEF? Of, after the stress and fear of dying, waking up CHANGED, somewhere new and alone... searching desperately for something, anything, to ground your self? The relief you'd feel... when a door seems to drift right into out of nowhere. Just? Gentle bonk.
And yeah, it's purple. Looks like every generic door that's ever been. But? It has this VIBE. Like you're staring at the door to your first shit apartment, but it's YOURS and YOU paid for it and you're... you're home now. You open it.
And it's like some crammed every inspo board you ever had and all the parts of every room you ever loved, together. Familiar, new, and best of all? NOT a vast swirling green void. You drift inside.
If you're like so many ghosts? Probably never leave. Why would you? It's spooky and loud and crazy out there. Everyone's nuts. In HERE it's nice. No fights, art and food the way you like it, time feels muted and far away...
You only really snap OUT of your happy Vibe Sesh with your House Haunt when someone intrudes.
There us probably a whole flip side of the Zone that we never really see. Haunt politics. Competition for the really GOOD Ghosts. Haunts that don't want a ghost because they are waiting for somebody who may or may not come.
Other fuckin MOGO'S. Seriously. Sentient planet. That may be rare, may even be the sole example IN THEIR UNIVERSE, but the Zone is Multiversal. Literally Infinite.
Which means there ARE at least a handful or more of SENTIENT PLANET GHOSTS. How do you?? Cope? "Oh this is my buddy, the PLANET EARTH." But possibly BIGGER.
Fuck that's a lot of Ectoplasm. Thank Zone their Obsession's are usually "Be Prosperous Planet" and "orbit and protect this Star, which is sentient and my frient".
Oh? They forgot to mention the SENTIENT FUCKING STAR? As in giant ball of fire and death? Whoops! :T
Don't worry! THEIR Obsession is their planets! It's a full circle thing. Just leave that little system alone and they won't annihilate you and everything you've ever loved! Easy.
Lookin a little pale there, your Majesty. You need to lay down?
(And to think, all this... because Pariah's Castle got into a literal land war with other castles over who gets the New King.)
(Accusations of being a Greedy Bitch were thrown. Suggestions to Get Good and stop being A Loser Crybaby were offered. Somehow, there were cannons? Danny is still unclear but has been told under NO circumstances is he to step foot in ANY ghost building until mediators can be brought in. It could be seen as declaring a preference.)
@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight @nerdpoe
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If you've ever wanted a castle-like house, I found one that's a real bargain. The original structure was built in 1880 in Charleston, West Virginia. It has 4bds, 3ba, and lots of levels, kind of a DIY castle. But, it's only $289,900. How often do you find a castle house for under $300K? Let's take a look and see if has potential.
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So, let's see what we have here. There're train tracks right next to it, but that doesn't bother me, I grew up next to train tracks, too. It does have stone, turrets and towers, but it also has some modern construction added with vinyl siding.
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In this newer addition to the home, they made a very spacious living room. Disappointed that they didn't include a fireplace, but they did put up a stone feature wall. Could make a nice mini Great Hall.
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Off to the left of the living room is an elevator, so you can travel to each floor of your castle in style.
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Also in the newer addition is a dining room. There's no wainscoting, it's just paint and I can't tell if there's chair rail molding around it, but there's a stone feature in the corner. That's tile-look vinyl flooring. You could always do wainscoting or wallpaper. Get a nice chandelier.
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Not a kitchen befitting a castle. Although it does have that little railing on top of the uppers. That's cute. Needs at least some decor.
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I looks like they not only added a new addition, but updated the rest of the house, too.
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Here's a narrow shower room.
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Looks like this room is used as an office, b/c it's got that weird cabinet on the wall.
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What's with all the old TVs all over the house. (Don't think you're leaving those here.)
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This must be the main bd. b/c it has an en-suite bath.
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Not bad. That tub looks high, it must be a soaker tub.
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Very nice- it has a bidet.
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See, this is a room in the old section of the house. Very dated.
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This is an older bath. The laminate panels on the walls date back to about the 60s.
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Now, above the garage, there's a large patio. I wonder if this old rug is rotting the roof.
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The house is set on a hill, so from the front porch and yard, there's a view of the city.
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On the roof above one of the newer additions, there's a wood deck.
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From this deck there's a view of the Kanawha River.
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Looks like a nice mountainous area, yet close to a main highway. I don't see any railroad crossing safety to get to the highway.
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ride-thedragon · 11 days
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Team Green First Promo Gifset (we're in fact back)
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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - House on Haunted Hill (1959)
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sailorvsworld · 2 months
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•°I'll protect you from all the things I've seen °•☆
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Madonna (1989)
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caitlynmeow · 3 months
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no no it's how they have the same pose and the exact same smile you can totally tell they spend A LOT of time together they basically act the same way
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raycatz · 16 days
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I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.
What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?
In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.
So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#alrighty! now for my answers-#for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though?#each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose#but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors#or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive#for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD )#Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD#Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles#or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc#Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace.#For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already#but a lil mixed up#Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four#Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night.#Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies#Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild#in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything#so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)-#or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings-#this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic.#Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer.#Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons#I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3#Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions.#it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD )#there could be some conflict there oooo#Twi is by Time#it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps
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