#Infected Realtor Au
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#HouseImagesIFoundInteresting #WeirdHouses #HouseWithChimneyPlush #WeirdHouseRealtorIdeas #InfectedRealtorAu #MyThoughts
Just looking up weird houses and found a house plush I want.
I always I find weird or ugly houses interesting and the interior being a little off.
I wonder what the lure body will look like.
If I finally draw all my infected realtor house oc's these might be new ones.
My lure body guesses.
The monster house just a person with a lot of hair but is like a normal human or just has a beard while looking wolfman like with a cartoon house with chimney fungmammal.
(Monster House)
And the instrument shaped house looking like a famous composer and has a music note Stingray fungmammal.
Looks like a bootleg I.M Meen CDI like character in both look and movement.
(Instrument House)
The curved house being like the crooked man in design wise and has a stoplight fungmammal that changes into the base form.
If the instrument house had a theme be like.
I image the lurebody playing on a piano while the house flesh body tries to capture the buyer.
Music not mine.
Attack of the Killer Queen (Unused Version) - Deltarune (youtube.com)
(Curved House)
I can imagine the shoe house lure realtor being a shoe maker on the side and kicking other Realtors in the shin if they get close to a buyer they want.
Shoemaker elves would be this Realtor's fungmammal shape.
(Shoemaker House)
The airplane house lure would be female looking with disheveled clothes like this Realtors lure was in a crashed plane.
The parasite fungmammal is a Silky anteater and doesn't want to be a parasite one but is a glitched mutualism one.
He used to be a Falseperson but after being fired and angry changed into a parasite one then gave up being humanoid.
When she gets a buyer in the crashed plane house body will make the plane body move like it is flying but is in place then act like the plane is nose diving by the gases from the house.
Thinking about making a infected Realtor based of bear and have him be the main singer of the Nosy Neighbors band with Jack Black as the voice canon.
This infected Realtor having a thicc male body type Realtor that is nice and doesn't eat people.
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Thinking about fleshing out these weird houses in the images into Infected Realtors.
Maybe making them be in a band called the Nosy Neighbors.
Also my sitcom of Infected Realtors is getting huge dude.
Basically this.
Scott pilgrim vs the world, WE ARE!! Sex Bob-omb!! 1 2 3 4!!! (youtube.com)
My oc Fable in Zable's vessel body trying to get in the non accessible areas of a REALTORs house body be like.
Images and video not mine but link is there.
Fairly Odd Parents- Timmy's Dad's View of Privacy - YouTube
Images and video not mine but links are there.
Happy Home Mascot, A Fully Customizable Plush House for Your Promotion | Best Plush, Inc
Artist transforms parents' home into the ultimate monster house | Halloween haunted houses, Halloween house, Halloween home decor (pinterest.com)
Most Unusual Houses in the World (mcintyreproperty.com.au)
Weirdest Houses In The US (onlyinyourstate.com)
MyBestPlace - The Haines Shoe House, The Man Who Lived in a Shoe
I UGLY HOUSES. - HomeVestors of America, Inc. Trademark Registration (uspto.report)
Ugly Houses | Unusual Homes Around the World | HouseLogic
When threatened, the silky anteater, like other anteaters, defends itself by standing on its hind legs and holding its fore feet close to its face so it can strike any animal that tries to get close with its sharp claws. | Photo by Brian Wilcox : r/Awwducational (reddit.com)
#House Images I Found Interesting#Weird Houses#House With Chimney Plush#Weird House Realtor Ideas#Infected Realtor Au#My Thoughts
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Draculonathan - Dracula au, one take
Dracula falls in love with Jonathan as soon as he steps foot into his place. The count's plan to feast on him changes over time as he learns more about the young man and finds him quite endearing, he tells the other brides that Jonathan's staying, then makes the necessary motions to woo him with difficulty until discovering the young man is otherwise happily preoccupied with his wife Mina.
Dracula confesses in the most gentleman way that there is that he is interested in the young man, making a move, stroking the young man's leg, then telling him if he does not want it then it must be said. Jonathan is aroused being touched that way and tells the count that he is too old for him. Dracula laughs, as does his brides, at the table. Dracula withdraws his hand after no response, because, he is a gentleman, with no word on consent then continuing his action must halt. Dracula proceeds to gaslight him as he gets younger about how he appeared.
Dracula discovers Mina looks exactly as his beloved and his heart tears into tiny little pieces just as did all those years ago. On one hand, his soulmate, on the other hand, a fairly attractive young man. Dracula is unable to choose and his brides find him miserable as time dwindles with the lawyer, he insists it must be Jonathan's choice to become a vampire, if the young man is to fall for him then it must be on reciprocated terms. Dracula takes nightly walks stalking prey around the house and does the iconic walking on the castle wall scene. He even throws away Jonathan's mirror.
One way or another, Dracula feasts at night in front of Jonathan's gaze. Dracula is hungry that night, very hungry, bathing in blood, with his brides, appalling the realtor. Jonathan leaves after discovering Dracula is a vampire and ends business abruptly. Dracula writes a letter, actually, several, expressing his sincerest apologies that he had to find out this way as the brides get a series of boxes then get themselves aboard the Demeter. Dracula spends all night writing. It's the day after that he realizes his brides have left and he is the only one in the castle. He is going to be exposed, he is going to lose everything, the boat is too far, not unless, he got a box of his own and got a cursed boat to reach them.
Dracula gets aboard the ship, through, exactly that circumstance to retrieve his boats. Only, his brides aren't there. They booked a different boat with the same name except the name of the boat is spelled different. The events of the doomed ship proceed to happen as he drinks one from one until it's down to him and the captain. Dracula arrives to England, he approaches Mina, woos her, convinces her to get a series of items, and to protect all that she holds dear as there's three vampires wanting her husband. Dracula doesn't explain as she is shouting because he is gripping her wrist. He is gone like that.
Jonathan and Mina regroup, they meet with her suitors, figuring that Dracula is the source. Dracula, is in fact, searching for where his brides are coming up empty at the places that they may be staying. They find him resting at his nearest castle, Dracula sprains Van Helsings wrist, breaks Jonathan's leg in the process intentionally, gets hit in the jaw by Arthur, gets stabbed in the back by Quincey, Mina is waiting out door with a pipe that he misses going because he takes the back and Mina hits Jonathan with the pipe. Dracula meets Lucy, discovers, realizes, that he has to kill the very thing that he loves in order to save what he loves the most, Lucy wants to be a vampire, Dracula hypnotizes her to say no to being a vampire, he;s incredibly reluctant about it, he leaves, one of his brides feast on her, and he is wrongly blamed for it.
Dracula finds out the best way to bring his brides out is a spell that makes him a rat. He takes the opportunity, becomes the pet rat of Jonathan and Mina, he avoids cats, cats avoid him, it makes his search for the brides all the much easier and has a confrontation with them. There are several. They run away from him into the shadows as he calls for them in Romanian. It is that way for several days as he avoids eating what the Harkers give him and instead drinks the blood of the drunk. Bite marks are found on victims. Dracula is horribly abused by people who hate cats during nightfall for his troubles. Jonathan spots Dracula as a cat drinking, shakes his head, the cat is no longer drinking. Jonathan attributes it to his trauma. One night, Dracula returns, Mina is being drank from, he turns to his bat form, monster and all, looming over his bride. There's a loud conflict.
Dracula picks up Mina and returns to the castle, treating a infection that came from the conflict, she is delusional, Jonathan had seen him take her away with him, demanded to be taken only she was instead. Over the course of the month, she gets better as he takes the next boat home and is in his debt by the time that they get there and in love. Dracula doesn't believe she is in love with him but more in love with kindness itself. A conflict is brewing, the former suitors, the husband, and the brides. Dracula coaches her to fight during the trip back aboard the ship. When they return, the castle is quiet, Mina is tired, Dracula sends her off to bed to a chamber that is unknown to the brides and never entered. He doesn't find them.
It's weeks later, the group arrive, as does the brides appear in that one final night. Dracula realizes the answer to his problems lie here, that they must battle until one of them is dead. Mina is content, having written letters to Jonathan about how stressed and serious the count is and sad about something that she can't put her finger on. How they've kissed, how she enjoyed it, but he stopped it, insisting that they're relationship belongs to the past with the right circumstance not in this tainted way.
They are eating dinner, Mina is eating regular food, Dracula is drinking blood. Loud knocking. He finds the suitors (more like chased by them), leads them in to the dining room, where his brides are, then blood is spilled.
It's quite full of sword fighting, mostly, leaping, jumping, hissing. Dracula flees the battle going to his chamber followed by Jonathan while Van Helsing is taking a injured Mina out as Lucy is among the vampires and the cross is a very valuable weapon. Two of his brides are killed in the exchange including Quincey. Dracula casts a spell for his chamber, dressed in his night robes, tired, ready to sleep, and start his life anew. He's in his most vulnerable state with the stress and fear on his mind about tonight.
Lucy is in there, wanting Dracula, not wanting to share him with Jonathan. It's a quite intimate moment as Dracula confesses that all he wanted was to bring his brides back home without spilling blood not meant to be shed. He wishes all the best for Jonathan's future without him as a lawyer. Only wishes that things had been different and that he had told him sooner about his condition. Dracula takes Jonathan by the hands then twirls him and plants a kiss on his lips. Lucy stabs him in the back instead of stabbing Jonathan in the back square in the spot where the heart is and it's the cross.
Dracula collapses. Dracula's last bride kills Lucy and Van Helsing kills Lucy. Dracula's corpse becomes a old man with long curly white hair instead of the young man that Jonathan had became familiar to. His body is discarded in a grave nearby the castle by the nearest church after hearing this unusual episode regarding his sacrifice. They go their separate ways. Nearly twenty to thirty years later, Dracula's grave stirs with the unsettling sounds of demonic screaming with red filling the sky and thunder raging as if a strong supernatural event is going on to bring something dead back.
It's Jonathan. Aged. Refined. Far more maturer.
He's doing it for Mina and the vampire hunters cause giving up his soul for eternal damnation.
All in the name of love.
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#InfectedRealtorAU #AHouseInsideAnotherHouse #ConjoinedRealtorSiblings #MyWeirdIdeas
Thinking about making another infected oc that has a fungmammal with all the types.
Unite (Romanian for Conjoined) and Shtëpi (Albanian for Houses)
I used google translate.
Both use the same name when introducing themselves.
They share the Realtor card number 8946 or Twin in telephone numbers.
They were born like that when the fungmammal was added in at the last second while being fully sprouted.
Both were healthy non infected realtors just one has to hide behind the other's clothes to have the effect of their being only one but the fungmammal ruined that.
RiffRaff is the fungmammal's name.
And sometimes they swap limbs like be half wolf back legs and half sheep front legs.
They can swap wolf and sheep parts into weird combinations.
(Acts male is sheep like in appearance and the cojoined sibling Acts female is wolf like in appearance but are both mushroom gendered.)
But the conjoined twins lure are both effected differently.
Like one lure looks disheveled and the other one looks like a non infected or healthy one.
The fungmammal is also conjoined but has all the types has the mutualism, commensalism, parasitism, defective, and blank but creates new type Amensalism.
Like the realtor lure that is not harmed is healthy like the one side of the fungmammal and is also harming the other realtor lure sibling that is conjoined along with the fungmammal's conjoined sibling.
"Amensalism - A relationship in which one organism is harmed while the other is not affected."
Got from here.
Link below.
Commensalism Definition, Examples, and Relationships (thoughtco.com)
The lure body looks half male and half female in appearance and sometimes their voices swap.
But also they swap on which one is sick or healthy in appearance.
One sounds weaker than the other and the healthy one hides the sicker looking behind their back to hide the lure cords better.
Their Realtor cards swap out and are different in appearance like one is mint and the other is lightly ripped, soiled, and unreadable.
Based the fungmammal of this plush but it's pink and blue.
Image not mine but link is there.
1994 Mary Meyer WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING Reversible 6" Plush Vintage Stuffed | eBay
They were sprouted conjoined at the back but when chatting with a buyer the sicker one can move to hide better.
Images not mine but link is there.
There's a house in my attic (part 2) : r/interestingasfuck (reddit.com)
Back To Back - Simple, Structured Reflection Strategy For Pairs | playmeo
0344_back-to-back_PNG.png (1600×1200) (playmeo.com)
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#InvaderZim #InvasionoftheIdiotDogBrain #DogHouse #InfectedRealtorAU
Thinking about that Invader Zim Episode Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain.
And how cool this dog version of a baba yaga house. Where is a Hot Topic figure of the house?
I know it would be expensive but I would buy it.
Images not mine but links are provided.
"Invader ZIM" Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain/Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy (TV Episode 2001) - IMDb
CGI Was the Future in 2001 - RJ Writing Ink
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This might inspire Lux Abode fused with ffuP's final form in the dreamscape Illbleed inspired game.
But the legs are upside down and right side up.
You have to defeat fused Lux Abode with ffuP by disarming the traps with a light switch trap item to turn off the traps she set up then a cutscene will play and she will run after your character then you flip the trapswitch on as it turns on all the traps at once to hurt her.
Then it pushes her into a icy area where Lux thinks she has won then drops in a green "water" which is acid that "kills" her but at the end it hints that ffuP survived holding Lux's star anise genotype necklace in her mouth to start over again.
Also reminds me of Goht from Majora's mask.
Goht - Zelda Wiki (fandom.com)
I image successfully killing Lux Abode and ffuP together in ice with a acid bath be like. Lux would say "Since realtor's are plants and not animals and ffuP you're a fungus. Where do we go when we die?" "Like a good or bad place?"
She would joke about being a ghost house before dying.
And make ghost noises before fading away.
Also ffuP will talk without telepathy talking for the first time.
But if you like her company you can just say "It's not game over yet." and both will fade back in as ghosts.
Lux would say "The big person upstairs and below stairs have no idea where to put Me and ffuP so the middle ground will do nicely. "
"All this floating and boy is my body tired."
Oh yeah Lux Abode's ghost form changes from the lure or the actual house body and sometimes the lurebody with the housebody as a object head.
So sometimes you will have a conversation with a ghost house that only you the player can see.
Unless the player describes the ghost.
When you the player eats something to completion the ghost realtor eats the ghost of the foods.
For example.
You make a sandwich and you finish your food the ghost of the food floats to the ghost realtor to eat.
They can only eat ghost foods and they want you to describe the food in real time to them before this happens.
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Lux Abode's voice canon is QueenBlaze.
Her voice fits her very well.
Video not mine but link is there.
Daily Dose Of Internet | With a side of Mammoth Meatballs - YouTube
Images, game, and video not mine but link is there.
1:09:53-1:10:25
Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 2 (The Revenge of Queen Worm) - YouTube
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#Wordgirl #HarleyQuinnSeries #JimGordon #DrTwoBrains #DisheveledMenReferences
If he had a theme as a Real Estate Agent free from the parasite fungmammal and making free 3D printed house for people that need a house free of charge.
While also snitching on Infected and non Realtors.
Video and music not mine but link is there.
Sunny Side of the Street (youtube.com)
Movil Koti as a infected realtor if he had a theme.
Fantastic Plastic Machine (FPM) / I'm Still A Simple Man (2001"contact") (youtube.com)
Merve Lively in his new form had a theme.
Fantastic Plastic Machine / I'm Still A Simple Man feat.Hirth Martinez (youtube.com)
Just saving broken disheveled men for a art reference for my infected realtor oc.
Don't pay attention to this please.
(Movil Koti) he has a parasite fungmammal shaped like a Quokka named Quirk but is nicknamed Peaches by the other infected realtors.
Móvil (Spanish for Mobile when on google translate.) Koti (Finnish Home on google translate)
He's 6"1.
Is tan but has vitiligo and is dark brown.
His realtor card number is 3278 which is Fast in telephone numbers.
His realtor foot tree bone is sticking out and he's disheveled and homeless looking.
Also his lure cord has wear and tear.
He's always hungry in this form and will eat anything.
The gray, black, and his green lure cord are part of the parasitism effects of the parasite fungmammal.
Peaches is hidden on his shirt.
His skintone is tan but has vitiligo that dark brown it's like the mobile home body was guessing on what vitiligo is.
Also his light green tree foot bones is sticking out of his shoe.
(Movil Koti) he has a parasite fungmammal shaped like a Quokka named Quirk but is nicknamed Peaches by the other infected realtors.
Móvil (Spanish for Mobile when on google translate.) Koti (Finnish Home on google translate)
He's 6"1.
This isn't Quirk's first time infecting.
Parasitism infected realtor's cards tend to be soiled, ripped, have spelling errors, and sometimes the phone number is missing or faded that the lure has to memorize the number to say it to the buyer.
Parasitism infected realtors look disheveled and homeless looking.
The lure cord will have wear & tear on it.
The color will change from healthy pink to green but sometimes will be brown or black.
If the lure cord is sprouted black then it will be darker shade of green.
Realtors in this form will always be hungry in this and will eat anything to survive. They can eat from their lure body that travels up to their housebody to be eaten.
When a infected or non infected realtor dies then some will take their plant clothes scraps to make it a part of their lure body like this one is doing.
I need to draw him in his husk realtor form then his SC Real Estate Agents/Broker form.
His realtor card number is 3278 which is Fast in telephone numbers. Infected Realtors tend to be off their game like their blood sugar is low and often forget their Realtor lines then drift off in thought.
Infected realtors tend to eat more inorganic materials but will sometimes sneak up on non infected realtors to snack on their dragging lure cords while also snatching buyers regardless of the species.
Sometimes the parasitism fungmammal will use the lurebody to infect a non infected realtor by them getting close so the fungmammal to touch their corn husk hair, clothes, and maybe let the fungmammal control the saliva of the infected realtor by biting the lurecord.
When the mob moved into the uncanny valley Movil Koti watched them just dispose the bodies that worked with them in random abandoned places.
So he took the mob killed people to secretly feed on but then Quirk (Peaches) found out why he wasn't as hungry as usual and didn't like that so she took the nutrients away from him which also made his mobile home trash can like in appearance.
Infected Realtors can swap being a pollinator and a seed bearer house to trap non infected realtors. Any infected realtors can trap a non infected realtor in the fungmammal's spores first then the fungmammal can eat them.
When the lurebody makes contact with the fungmammal's spores it rides up the lure cord to their house body to sucessfully eat them to change form by leaving the old host to the new one.
The fungmammal can choose to stay with the old host or be with the new one but leave a copy of itself with the old host if they die.
If a fungmammal is loyal to their old host they won't want to change forms.
Sometimes parasitism realtor's will try to lure other realtor's in like a buyer to try to eat them but mostly during the realtor's reproduction cycle.
They will trap a realtor in the parasite fungmammal's spores first then eat them.
Similar to this.
https://botany.one/2019/01/the-plant-that-farms-other-plants-for-food/
The windows are supposed to be cracked and the fungmammal is big but can shrink to hide on his clothes.
Got the pin's test lineart done.
It's like a simplified version of his mobile home with the fungmammal inside.
Also parasitism, defective, amensalism, and blanks fungmammals control the seasonal changes of the Infected Realtor some use it to mess with the host.
Thought this song was pretty neat.
Video and music not mine but link is there.
Mold - YouTube
The more stressed the Infected Realtor is the higher chance the Infected Realtor will give up and become a Husk Realtor.
One sign is if the house can be moveable like the parasite fungmammal pushed the organs of the housebody in one area of the house to move it somewhere else.
Those fungmammal types to make Realtor houses that normally wouldn't adapt to the Uncanny Valley environment like the houseboat one by jumping in ones that are starting to be built then changing the look of it while making the lure match.
Like Jetty Shanty but his fungmammal turned out to be a commensalism one that was helpful.
The mutualism and commensalism fungmammal let the Infected Realtor cycle go naturally and cozy their house insides to better help the Infected Realtor survive.
A Husk Realtor looks like a normal one at first but then you slowly start noticing something off like their cut lure cord seems like the spores are keeping the host body alive and together.
They don't feel as hungry as a normal Realtor would be, they can walk past their limit before being infected and can swim.
What it sounds like when a infected and a freshly eaten realtor hears the telepathy voice of a fungmammal for the first time be like.
Videos not mine but links are there.
Dogsong (Demo) - Undertale - YouTube
The Greatest Music Corruption Of All Time - Vinny (Vinesauce) - Corruptions For Charity {Highlight} - YouTube
This is done to fully telepathy link the realtor to the fungmammal channels.
The more fungmammals you have the louder it gets since all of them are trying to connect to the telepathy channel.
For example if the fungmammal is trying to link and another walks past that also has one the song will get louder until fully complete.
If a infected realtor has three or more fungmammals or a huge parasite one then the song could last for 3 days or longer but it's a few seconds with one fungmammal that is small to medium size.
If you see a infected realtor covering their ears and head that is the reason why.
If parasitism infected realtor is super hungry due to the parasite fungmammal eating more they will check the cafes, restaurants, and any place where trash would be and eat inanimate objects or leftover food.
But sometimes will follow non infected realtors to snatch a buyer from them but sometimes will try to sneak up on a non infected lure to eat it.
Some will even follow the lure body to their house body to strike when their guard is down but some will just break off little pieces of the non infected house body to consume it.
Any infected realtor's that successfully kill a non infected realtor's lurebody will sew the plant clothes onto their bodies like trophies but to normal people they look disheveled.
Movil's Lore
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Movil Koti before being infected was a decent Realtor but didn't get that many buyers due to his mobile home body.
He sprouted on July 4th 1870 and he always had a beard but thinks of shaving it to attract more buyers.
Most buyers asked if it could move and he was nervous to answer that since it was originally stuck in one place since that's where his organs are underground.
While his inner mobile home body interior was pretty small with not a lot of stuff to look at that is interesting inside.
Due to a multitude of failed buyer hunting his lure body sat in front of the door steps of his mobile home with a defeated look with his hands covering his face.
Then randomly saw something trying to eat one of this tires and he thought it was a Regular Guy.
That's when he found Quirk or Peaches and she jumped onto his shirt to blend in like a shirt design.
At first he felt normal but after a while his hair, nails, and lure cord started to change.
Then later he started hearing a long loud song for 5 days then later herd a female voice which was the fungmammal.
The fungmammal decided to make a deal with him that she would help Movil with their hunger problem if they get shelter and some food in return while also giving him freewill.
Movil was hesitant at first but decided to agree to this but later regretted that choice since his mobile home body started looking worse with cracks and one of his wheels keeps falling off when trying to fix it.
While also looking trashy in the inside similar to a metal trashcan.
Also the extreme craving for anything other than buyers, and food that isn't food like bubble wrap.
His freewill wishes was not to look old and also for his mobile home body to move while being interesting for buyers to check it out.
Quirk made one out of the two wishes be real but only for her benefit when this realtor gives up himself to her.
Quirk(Peaches)Lore
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Quirk was originally a lone fungmammal scout looking to make a new colony with her has the dominate part but later just got distracted by just sightseeing the Uncanny Valley.
The reason for the peaches nickname is because she had a sweet scent to her that made monsters want to eat her then spit her out do to the battery acid bitter taste to spread her spores to make more fungmammals.
She sometimes fights feral regular guys for food but lost to a huge dominate one then later found Movil's home and decided to check it out to see if there was anything edible.
She liked the texture of the tires and decided to eat them.
Due to Movil's voice this spooked her and decided to attack him but later Phoresy the lure body then got stuck to him.
Now she plans to use Movil Koti as a colony by herself while slowly eating him and to use him to blend in while wanting to make more Husk Realtors.
This isn't her first time controlling a infected realtor using freewill as a currency.
Infected Realtor's don't have rankings and some types of infected realtor's seem to be more relaxed than non infected realtors but some tend to be on edge if it's one that harms them.
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Merve Lively (Movil Koti) reborn as a SC Real Estate Agent/Broker and has a blank butterfly fungmammal.
Loves to build house for folks the right way and warns of dangers but does get scuffed up by his own kind and other realtor's he snitched on.
My parasitism infected realtor's song inspo. Movil Koti before being reborn as a SC Real Estate Agent/Broker.
Fantastic Plastic Machine / I'm Still A Simple Man performed by Hirth Martinez - YouTube
Merve Lively (Movil Koti) reborn as a SC Real Estate Agent/Broker after.
The butterfly fungmammal's name was Effect and they were pure mushroom gendered.
This fungmammal replaces Quirk or Peaches the parasite fungmammal shaped like a Quokka.
Fantastic Plastic Machine / I'm Still A Simple Man feat.Hirth Martinez - YouTube
Songs and videos not mine but link is there.
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Mobile home, Vitiligo, and Quokka Plush refs
Images not mine but links are there.
**TRAILER ONLY* Vintage Nylint Ford Mobile Home Truck No. 6600 Pressed Steel Toy | eBay
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Sunlemon Plush Doll FLUFFIES Quokka S 180mm Brown P-7142 Brand New 4920361047147 | eBay
Manga Cartoon Type of Vitiligo Woman Set Stock Vector - Illustration of segmental, model: 175245105 (dreamstime.com)
Refs
Images and video not mine.
Dr. Two Brains Being My Favorite Character - YouTube
Jim Gordon Funniest Moments [ Harley Quinn Animated Series ] - YouTube
How you can tell if a realtor is infected.
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1. They act weird or like they are hiding something.
2. They ask for a offering instead of just asking for you to check out the house a realtor has.
3. If they are the opposite of what part of the house reproducing they supposed to be.
4. They know how to swim.
5. Tend to talk to themselves a lot since fungmammals telepathically talk to realtor's that are infected.
6. Don't feel as hungry as they should be if finding buyers is low.
7. Calling buyers or prey by another name like contestants.
8. The weakness of the realtor don't work like fire.
9. A realtor's card says something different than the norm. (Maybe have errors on it or the print quality is different each time like the color of the card is different.)
10. Tends to crack jokes about how weird they are.
11. Their hobby is their job.
12. Planning on new ideas a realtor will never do.
13. A broken or glitched walk cycle.
14. Trying to eat inorganic things.
15. Just standing outside their house and just staring at the sun with their arms out.
16. Their house bodies are built quicker that usual but have some spores on it keeping it together.
17. They act nice and kind to the buyer and not eating them right away.
18. If it's your birthday they won't eat you and will give you a item from a past victim as a gift like money or a keychain.
19. The house keeps adding or removing things from the outside and inside the house.
20. The realtor will want to play a game with you before eating you.
21. When meeting a infected realtor you they tend to do a magic trick with their realtor card like hiding it behind your ears trick on just randomly in a pocket or bag.
22. The fungmammal tries to blend in with the outfit design of a realtor. Like a poodle skort that Lux has on.
23. You need to catch the infected realtor with the fungmammal together then freeze both of them then drop them both in acid. When that happens the housebody will rot away.
24. If you kill them separately then the fungmammal will try to revive their host partner.
25. The infected realtor will hum a song only infected realtors will know just incase someone knows they are infected to warn them to flee the area.
26. Fungmammals reproduce by ordering a infected realtor to deep freeze their partners in crime then break them behind their homes.
27. Infected realtors love loud noises and sounds.
28. Each infected realtor has a aesthetic thing about them. Like Lux Abode is a house party 80s themed kind of house with games and shiny things. And Jetty Shanty nautical themed and is a houseboat.
29. The fungmammals have a mutualism relationship with infected realtors.
30. One day a fungmammal will crave to eat a non infected realtor will tell the infected realtor to pretend reproduce with a non infected one to trap it to later eat.
31. But sometimes a fungmammal will ask the infected realtor to infect a non infected realtor if it's low on it's species. So the infected ones will just get in close to a non infected realtor to get the fungmammal close enough to put a few spores on the realtor's outfit or hair.
32. Fungmammals loves cool, dark, damp areas.
33. Fungmammals can be eaten by anyone like mushrooms but each species will have a side effect. Like regular guys will have their false bodies laminated and can cry but it last only for 2 hours. The doeball will be stuck like that.
34. All fungmammals have a different flavor to them. Some taste sweet or like those weird gross jelly beans. They can also be a chemical like taste so it's a gamble on what flavors you get but if you thrown them up you spread spores.
35. Fungmammals don't have bones and are super squishy. These also look bootleg plush/gummy candy like in appearance if they are the common ones like ffuP.
36. Fungmammals can make items called props which are just prop items a freewill realtor needs at that moment but will be colored like the Fungmammal. Only the realtor can see the true color of the prop but others can only see just the normal color of a item.
I just wanted to see my test color oc's in a negative light but to me it's like a player 2 version of the characters.
I like Movil Koti's hair in the negative form might use that color for another oc.
LunaPic | Free Online Photo Editor | Negative
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Falsepersons uses the DNA they copied from a regular guys then use it to make their first fake body by diving deep in the water to find trash and plastic that was dumped in the water then eat all of it then molds it into a humanoid shape.
They tend to be like a negative doubleganger versions of the being that ate them then spit them out in color but change up their look so they won't fully copy the host that ate them just the parts they liked.
Their body feels like putty and rubber in appearance the fungmammal stretches out it's body to fit the new humanoid shape while spreading the spores for other fungmammals to copy this to adapt.
Some mutualism and commensalism are more normal human looking but are porcelain doll like but multitype ones swap looks.
All types tend to work in hard labor jobs and sometimes like to snack on metal to make their body tougher but can easily make their bodies melt at high temperatures to reveal the fungmammal inside.
That they need to jump in water to cool off to heal up their fake bodies so most eat fireproof material.
If the porcelain body cracks then they spray water on themselves to heal.
The more human like porcelain type Falsepersons tend to work safer jobs like in tech, grocery stores, and be swimming instructor's.
But if any Falseperson type gets stressed then they can swap appearances to look like other types while some can look parasite like but be nice while the human like act nasty.
#Wordgirl#Harley Quinn Series#Jim Gordon#Dr Two Brains#Disheveled Men References#Infected Realtor Au
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#UglyHousesILike #InfectedRealtorAU #MyThoughts
I imagine the REALTOR of this house being very snooty but the house body has too much going on.
Imagine not mine but link is there.
Co.Design on X: "Is this the ugliest house in America? http://t.co/Exdb1hmNuU http://t.co/LZ5cvYa86a" / X (twitter.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAU #FungmammalsIDrawnSoFar#MyThoughts
Me when I make a creative Realtor based of a weird ugly house but want to make them weird by infecting them with a gimmick creature be like.
Some REALTORs in my Au need the fungmammals to survive the odds of existing like Jetty Shanty my houseboat infected realtor, Tré Loger the first hybrid non and infected realtor through the reproducing.
Liwanag Whare a light house realtor that is allergic to eating humans.
Also a trope of a big scary creature needing or looking after a tiny buddy.
Similar to this.
The Fungmammals in my infected realtor au be like.
Mainly ffuP which is a poodle shaped fungus/mold shapeshifter mimic.
The other Fungmammals I got done so far. Squeep, Quirk (Nickname Peaches), Enigma, Sprocket, Boudin, and Zanadu.
With the abstract base fungmammal and the Fungmammal Siphonophore Colony Cluster.
Art is mine.
These were from some Ms Paint test color shapes that look like other things but could be Fungmammals in my lore.
A bird like one and a blot.
Images not mine but links are there.
i like food on X: "https://t.co/PwLWLQ4FjQ" / X (twitter.com)
Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot | Looney Tunes Wiki | Fandom
out of context dogs on X: "just one of the fungis https://t.co/k4zjssUzkY" / X (twitter.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAu #MyThoughts
How Merve Lively the SC Real Estate Agent/Brooker reacts to a ghost realtor's reactions in his mind be like.
Images not mine but link is there.
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Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series - Lunatea's Veil Cutscenes (youtube.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAU #BarnHouseOrBarndominium #MyIdea
I wonder if a barn could be a REALTORs in the Uncanny Valley?
I can imagine the lure body being Texas looking in design.
Like having a cowboy or cowgirl aesthetic.
Thinking about making another Infected Realtor.
Randomly found this barn house or Barndominium.
(Barndomínio Portuguese for barndominium ) (Fermă for farmhouse in Romanian)
But he likes using Domínio Fermă when doing his buyer speech.
Domínio means Domain in Portuguese.
He likes Silver Lighting the fungmammal as a aesthetic and also cares for his pony friend.
This infected realtor has a cowboy look in appearance with a lasso to wrangle up buyers if they refuse his offer.
He does play by the rules but will snatch buyers if he wants.
Has a female horse fungmammal named Silver Lighting and is a mutualism and commensalism type.
He sometimes rounds up parasite fungmammals for fun.
Silver Lightning likes to kick the parasite ones if they get too close to her friend.
Images not mine but links are there.
Sample - Promotional Barn Stress Reliever (anypromo.com)
Small Barndominium Guide: Do You Know All These Advantages to Building Small? (2024) | Today's Homeowner (todayshomeowner.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAu #FosterAdoptRealtorOc #MyThoughts
What Casa Court's office in my Au looks like.
Image not mine but link is there.
Desk Aquariums : r/FrutigerAero (reddit.com)
More lore for him from the original creator.
Has a large burgundy ribbon and the lure string is connected at the back of the neck like the other real estate agents.
He likes to dress himself beautifully, so he will wear anything he likes, such as hair ties, hair ornaments, clothes, and sunglasses.
What a Foster adopt is from the creator.
All rights to use the characters I created will be transferred to the person who took over them. Therefore, I no longer have the right to decide what to do with the characters I gave them.
Found this termite and cat plushies I randomly found that I might use as a ref later.
Images not mine but link is there.
Termite (giantmicrobes.com)
Wirziis 4.7 Inch Realistic Cat Plush Cats Toys Stuffed Animal Cute Kawaii Cats Plush Plushie Toy Look Like Real Purrs Kids 3+ - Walmart.com
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Merve Lively noticed this REALTORs has three heads.
=Interesting I guess whoever killed you must have cut your lure body in half three ways then just started tossing you in all three directions.=
The newly died REALTOR shakes their heads.
=But it's our fault we snatched.=
=I may need to look out for this person but you are safe here.=
Merve Lively pats their shoulder.
=Well it's almost time for me to wake up so I will save you guys.=
Merve Lively takes out his mini mobile home from his storage room behind his neck and presses a button.
Both ghost REALTORs glow green and have a check mark next to where the pins are.
=Wow so cool.=
=What will happened to us when you wake up?!=
Merve Lively chuckles and puts back up his mini mobile home in neck in his storage room.
= When wake I will check up on you and see how everyone is doing by day dreaming but we may need a relax moment together to keep this colony stable.=
=Hope you like show tunes and musicals.=
=Also if I die then your check mark will glow gold if Effect has chosen you. =
The two newbies see all the ghost REALTORs seem to be playing games and doing whatever they want while they wait but one seems to have been there for a long time.
=Oh okay then good morning to you.=
=Good Morning to all of you and you been a lovely audience. =
Merve Lively bows then glows gold to leave the dream world to wake up in the waking one then stretches his body.
Merve Lively looks out the window to see a REALTORs do their buyer hunting thing.
"Been there done that and can't be me ever again."
Merve Lively jumps out the window to get in front of the buyer and the REALTOR.
"Hi, I'm Merve Lively and I see you are in need of a house?"
Merve Lively thumb points back at the REALTOR with smirk on his face and has both of his hands out for a response back like a hand shake or a fist bump to confirm the build.
"I will gladly make you one without needing to consume you like this fool would."
"Please be my client if you want but if you don't want my services then it is understandable."
The buyer is thinking of this new person's deal or the realtor's deal.
"I-I have to think about it since a house would cost a arm and a leg to own maybe a whole body and soul even."
Merve Lively and this REALTOR death stare each other down then Merve Lively says.
"Well my house is free but I may need some supplies you can easily find by recycling."
"Trust me it will a dream house created by you."
Merve Lively and this REALTOR keep saying their speeches.
This buyer/client seemed to be walking in place with a microphone in hand.
"You two done chatting or can I just go?"
=One of the ghost REALTORs screams in Merve Lively's head like they have seen this person before.=
Merve Lively and looks up then nods then walks away chuckling.
Yeah you can have this client.
"Hey wait can I interview you please."
The person follows him while the REALTOR hides in the bushes.
=Scary.=
Casey Laney gets up then gets ready for her interview at the I Want That And You Need Company that Casa Court is now the new face of the company.
She eats her breakfast and brushes her teeth while also flossing.
Clementine jumps out the fish tank then floats up to Casa Court's lure body then lays on his chest until he wakes up to use his lure body to telepathy chat with Casa Court.
~"Morning boss."~
Casa Court fits in his lure body and screams with both his outer with inner mouth when he sees Clementine on top of him on his chest then shivers.
"W-why wake me up like this?!"
Clementine puts paw on Casa Court's nose.
~"Boop."~
Clementine then jumps off him to float in the air then telepathy chat with Casa Court.
~"I didn't know you had a inner mouth thing I need to add that to your clone if you decide to explore again."~
Casa Court sighs and gets ready for work as the Ceo then cooks breakfast.
"Well you are too close to be looking."
Clementine floats in the air next to Casa Court then telepathy chat with Casa Court.
~"What are you making?"~
Casa Court is cooking a quiche lorraine.
"A quiche."
Casa Court watches the quiche lorraine cook and get his mimosa made.
"Thanks for getting my groceries both the food and the buyer variety."
Clementine floats in the air next to Casa Court then telepathy chat with Casa Court and sniffs the area.
~"Np."~
~"Can I have some?"~
Casa Court watches the quiche lorraine cook then the oven dings and drinks the mimosa.
"Sure."
Clementine floats in the air next to Casa Court then telepathy chat with Casa Court.
~"Neat."~
~"Don't you have a interview to go to?"~
Casa Court spits out the mimosa from the walls of his house body then reasorbs it from the floor and eats some quiche from the floor to consume.
"I forgot!"
Clementine sits on the table and eats the quiche then telepathy chat with Casa Court.
~"Glad I reminded you."~
Casa Court gets hair fixed then wonders and asks.
"H-how long has my bathroom always worked?"
Clementine eats then telepathy says.
~"Well I made it work because you needed a bath dude and same with the other non infected REALTORs."~
~"If we fungmammals just walk past a REALTORs house they tend to feel and act human like or weird to your species."~
Casa Court was shocked but did feel more human because he didn't eat Casey Laney but became friends with her and also befreinding another species that he would be a rival to.
"You are a strange creature."
Clementine licks the mimosa then telepathy says.
~"Same to you sir."~
Casa Court and puts the rest of the quiche in the fridge that he found that his house body had flesh around it while using his own energy to power and walks up to his door mouth with hand on the door handle.
"Well I am leaving to work."
Clementine jumps up to float to Casa Court then telepathy says.
~"Should I come with you or house sit for you?"~
Casa Court thinks and says.
"Maybe you can come with me but no funny business."
Clementine telepathy says.
~"Will do and I will keep up with your lure cord."~
Clementine jumps up onto Casa Court's back to create a gold flower pattern on his back to blend in.
~Ready.~
When Casa Court walks out and sees a Instapartner outside waiting for the CEO to carry him to the company.
"All this happening will always still be weird to me."
Casa Court walks up to the Instapartner and says.
"I can walk by myself and I don't need to be carried but thanks."
The Instapartner nods and walks back to the company while Casa Court follows.
Clementine tracks the lure cord in a portal so it won't be showing.
Casey Laney waits in the waiting room and then sees Casa Court finally walk inside then waits for her name to get called.
Casa Court walks his office to sit at his aqua desk the press a button to talk on a intercom device.
"Please inform Casey Laney for her interview."
The Instapartner tells her that the Ceo is ready for the interview and leads her to the Ceo's room.
Casey Laney nods and follows the instapartner.
The instapartner opens the door for her and Casey Laney smiles then says as she walks inside the room.
"Thank you."
Casa Court sees Casey Laney enter inside his office then stands up and holds out his hand to shakes her hand then sits down while holding the stress toy of his house body.
"Nice to meet you Ms. Casey Laney."
Casey Laney gets up and shakes his hand back then sits across from him.
"Nice to meet you Mr. Casa Court and nice office."
Casa Court crosses his legs while glancing at her resume then looks at her and lightly squeezes the stress toy of his house body.
"Ms. Casey Laney your resume impresses me since you work so hard."
Casey Laney smiles.
"Thanks I try my best to improve everyday."
Casa Court nods and says.
"So what can you bring to this company?"
Casey Laney thinks and says.
"Well I can start out wearing outfits and trying new products if there is another spot open for me next to Hazzy that Regular Guy I saw on tv."
Casa Court writes some notes down while listening to the old energy boss Project Obscura talking in his ear piece.
"Maybe that would be a good position for you but I can see what job positions we have."
Casey Laney nods and holds out her hand to handshake.
"Okay then well thanks for having me here."
Casa Court smiles and shakes her hand back.
"See you at work tomorrow."
Casey Laney smiles and handshakes back then gets up to walk out the door.
"Thank you sir."
Casey Laney walks out the door to go to a cafe to chill out then might go clothes shopping for her new job then bumps into a 7'8 Infected Realtor.
"Oh sorry."
Casa Court interviews more people.
Pule Kaplica smiles then looks back at Casey Laney then hands her a pamphlet with his business card attached.
"It's okay my dear sister."
"Please take this to be saved and not be a sinner."
Casey Laney inspects the pamphlet with the business card.
"Saved?"
Pule Kaplica nods and holds a small book.
"Yes my dear buyer I mean sister."
"I would love you to attend my house of worship."
"Anyways have a have a blessed day dear sister."
Pule Kaplica waves and walks away to hand out pamphlet's with is business card to other people and other REALTORs to try to save them while also trying to look for the perfect sinner or buyer to consume.
Casey Laney puts the pamphlet in her pocket to look up this religion later then bumps into a wheelchair Infected Realtor then she falls out her wheelchair.
"Strange might have to look up this place later."
Casey Laney was going to help this new person up but she picked herself up.
"Sorry!"
"Man I keep bumping into people lately."
Inrochtana Teach gets back up on her wheel chair which is part of her body then checks if her eyepatch was still on her left eye so it won't show her wood skeleton eye hole since her body heals from slowly to quickly.
"I-it fine and I wouldn't go see that guy's boring house."
She rolls around in her wheelchair to better see Casey Laney then hands her the business card.
"You should check out my house if you have the time."
"Bye and be safe."
Inrochtana Teach rolls away to a pond to look at herself.
Casey Laney now has two business cards and tries to accidently bump into fancy looking folks to try see if they weird quirks to them while getting new business cards.
"Might just start a collection then."
While Casey Laney was collecting business cards and meeting weird folks there were two Infected Realtors that were planning to snatch this buyer.
Tanti Fie and Inu Domo plan in the bushes how to attract this buyer.
Tanti Fie had his arms behind his head pose.
"So how are we going to sucker this buyer puppy?"
Inu Domo pants like a dog while wagging her ponytail like a dog tail.
"We just pounce on them from behind right then drag them to our housebodies?"
Tanti Fie shakes his head and holds his skateboard.
"Nah then we have to knock them out with a weapon since the sun is out if it was night we could do that."
Inu Domo whines and has her dog ear like hair design down on her head.
"Fine."
Tanti Fie thinks and has a plan to whisper to her.
Inu Domo listens to the plan and wags her pony tail.
"Oh that's how we do that."
Tanti Fie and winks at Inu Domo then jumps out the bushes to greet a random buyer by doing skate tricks on his skateboard then offers his business card.
"Follow my lead."
Inu Domo watches from the bushes to wait for the signal to surprise the buyer with tricks.
Tanti Fie and eye motions at Inu Domo to appear while doing skateboarding tricks.
"Here is my business partner Inu Domo."
Inu Domo jumps out the bushes and balancing on a huge colorful ball that catches the buyer's attention while gathering more buyers to watch the show.
"Hi!"
Casey Laney watches the show and claps.
"Amazing."
Inrochtana Teach rolls in to see the show for herself.
"My topiary animals shows are way better."
Pule Kaplica watches this happen then shakes his head.
"These sinner's could use their time studying the good word and book but are wasting their time watching this sinful activities."
Tanti Fie and puts his hat on backwards then skates to his tent house body.
"Don't forget to follow us for more interesting tricks. "
Inu Domo balancing on a huge colorful ball while juggling smaller colorful balls to her dog with doghouse body.
"Yeah you won't regret it."
Tanti Fie and Inu Domo both put on their shows then stop near their house bodies then snatches the buyers once their show magic wears off.
"Gotcha!"
Casey Laney hears a rock band practicing then decides to check it out.
Inrochtana Teach wheelchair rolls to the other buyers that didn't go to the show.
"Want to see my topiary animals?"
Pule Kaplica lures some older people to his house mimics looking like a church and hums a old religious song.
"Yes my house is a perfect place to worship and read up on the good word please follow me."
A thicc male body type Infected Realtor holding a guitar walking with one of each Uncanny Valley species walks past Casey Laney.
"Excuse me miss just moving house with my posse."
Casey Laney steps out of his way.
"Sorry about that."
Hovy Guasu Óga (Harvey Blue) stops and looks back at Casey Laney then he hands her his business card which has a VIP code number written on the back of it and says.
"Thank ya kindly little lady and it's nice to see folks still having manners."
"Seems rare nowadays."
Casey Laney inspects the business card and says.
"Well I was thought to be courteous around folks."
"What is this business card for?"
Hovy Guasu Óga (Harvey Blue) chuckles and says.
"Flip the card over and bring the code in to see a special show."
"Now I will be off now."
"Have a nice day and see you tonight dear."
Hovy Guasu Óga (Harvey Blue) walks to his trailer to practice with his posse.
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#InfectedRealtorAu #SideQuestCharacters #JangleTheRattleBeltSnakeFungmammal #RegularGuyStuckInACostume #REALTORsLureBodyStuckInHouseBody #MyIdeas
Thinking about making two side quest characters.
Where you need to save a regular guy trapped in their work mascot costume by a belt rattlesnake fungmammal that rattles where the belt buckle is.
And a REALTORs lure body too big for it's house body and is slowly dying.
The fungmammal is called Jangle.
You have to wait a certain time period for the type to change to mutualism to remove to free the Regular guy from their custom prison and they can finally talk again and use Jangle to help the non infected trapped REALTORs shrink to normal.
If not the different results happen where it does free the REALTORs trapped but the next day the fungmammal acts up and gets host stuck again.
I based the stuck REALTORs off this toy, this artwork, and 46:49 Potedon stuck.
The Regular Guy stuck in the costume from this thumbnail, mascots that can't talk while working and Cork.
If you decide to randomly talk to them after the game is done you can still do the side quest but the REALTORs might have died if you decide to kill all the fungmammals.
If you do the side quest early they will give you extra info about themselves like their hobbies and passions but the costume Regular guy has a better job now.
Images not mine but links are there.
tinysoul on X: "👁️🏠 https://t.co/ZpKLibGsnV" / X (twitter.com)
A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr: #JohnDoegame #WhatIsJohnDoesJob #MeWaitingForTheJobReveal #MyThoughts I saw a thumbnail on youtube from the youtube channel...
A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr - search: Sky kids
Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) (youtube.com)
Vector Cartoon Cute Blue House Mascot Costume Doodle Character Sitting With Surprised Expression Royalty Free SVG, Cliparts, Vectors, and Stock Illustration. Image 173322204. (123rf.com)
Masculine Elegant Belt Icon Stock Illustration - Download Image Now - Belt, Leather, Vector - iStock (istockphoto.com)
Thinking about making a Cliff Hanger bootleg infected realtor that is stuck in her house body but the fungmammal gets the food for them.
Based of this Cliff house concept.
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#Infected Realtor Au#Side Quest Characters#Jangle The Rattle Belt Snake Fungmammal#Regular Guy Stuck In A Costume#REALTORs Lure Body Stuck In House Body#My Ideas
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I'm thinking about making a alternate Zable Fable but as a REALTORs in my infected au and this is his fungmammal.
Making a genderbend Zable Fable lure.
Maybe name this fungmammal Dawg Hus.
His type is a very rare one which is randomized so lure can be anything but has a high chance to be a Husk Realtor or the opposite being like my castle house (Castelo Chateau) being like a villain for him.
Also gender changes the lure body if it wants and if this infected realtor was a tree it would be a papaya hermaphrodite tree.
This infected realtor would try to collect parasite ones to use their powers then toss them away.
I can also see this infected realtor checking out yard sales infecting people just for fun and to making infected allies then later when this realtor becomes a husk realtor permanently where the fungmammal is in full control.
This infected realtor's business cards have Papaya fruits on them.
The business card number has 2679 which is Copy in telephone numbers.
This infected realtor also sells the best papayas you have ever eaten that they grew themselves.
This infected realtor eats normal foods, buyers, and inanimate objects but likes eating other infected realtors before they parasite by their hands.
Favorite inanimate foods are parts of houses by just ripping parts of them off whether or not it be from a random house.
Ripping off a part of a infected or non infected REALTORs house to consume.
Picking out a infected realtors business card from the source pocket from a lure body's pocket then using a infected realtor's business cards to floss their teeth with and consume it.
Dupla (If the lure body is female looking) or Duplo (If the lure body is male looking) Lar
(Portuguese for both Doubleganger and Home.)
This infected realtor likes to eat money that it obtains by buyers or other infected realtors but not from selling their papayas.
They like the texture of the money and this infected realtor also doesn't eat their own papayas they grow.
If this infected realtor overhears a depressed buyer they will follow after them to try to get them to see their house to eat while also trying to find buyers that are dating non infected realtors to later eat their mates.
If this infected realtor eats its own papayas that will make them sick but the fungmammals can eat them.
This infected realtor was sprouted infected and was naturally a hermaphrodite REALTORs.
This infected realtor acted normal before slowly feeling like they didn't belong.
Mainly when the REALTORs reproduce cycle happens they knew that this infected realtor was different.
This infected realtor is 6'2 and has a half broken chimney on the house while also on the genotype pin with a house with a half broken chimney.
Dawg Hus is a literal dog house shaped dog fungmammal and was there protecting the infected realtor's seed while the house body was slowly building around the creature.
He is very protective of this house and is this infected realtor's only friend but is really using them to become a husk realtor to finally have a human form.
This infected realtor would even try to lure Regular guys to consume.
This infected realtor isn't picky and would eat anything.
When trying to get prey will crack jokes and try to offer them papaya tea or hand them their business papaya fruit leather tasting card if they go to their house.
The interior of the house body is super cozy that it makes you not want to leave while also smelling fruit like.
This infected realtor's voice sounds both masculine and feminine at the same time.
Dawg Hus patiently waits for this infected realtor to give up all hope so it can fully take over but the host seems to be fighting back.
This infected realtor will ask Dawg Hus make props the fungmammal makes to try to make their house interesting to look at or to make ads to get people interested in checking out the house.
Basically this infected realtor's voice.
Video not mine.
5:29:10-5:30:10
Gēmusetto Rewatchu Picchu (Behind The Scenes) - YouTube
Image not mine but link is there.
Don't worry, the back is wide open | Dogs | Know Your Meme
Thinking about using this house as a ref for this character's house body since it looks like this house is wearing glasses.
Found this site where they talk about this account.
23 is where this house is.
This Guy Collects The Most Hilariously Bad Examples Of Belgian Architecture (30 Pics) | DeMilked
Dupla or Duplo Lar which is a alternate version of Zable Fable as a evil Infected Realtor be like after eating a infected and non infected Realtors lure body be like.
Then since this Infected Realtor is a self pollinator house would go back and devour the house body before it could make another lure body but slowly.
For normal human Zable Fable Facts for if a monster.
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If Zable is still being buyer hunted but sees the lure cord on a REALTORs by accident then any version might think of making lure cord linguine.
If Zable knew a monstrous being was going to eat them then all the version's would try to plan to eat them back first before the monster tries to eat them.
For Infected Realtor Zable Fable
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Dupla or Duplo Lar which is a alternate version of Zable Fable as a evil Infected Realtor be like after eating a infected and non infected Realtors lure body be like.
Shrimp Rider 🇭🇹 🇩🇴 🏳️⚧ on X: "The funniest recurring Dungeon Meshi gag is when they give non-food the food-anime treatment This might be one of the best and darkest examples lmao I can't look at it without cracking up https://t.co/rDgE3wK1s0" / X (twitter.com)
While letting the infected neighborhood of infected Realtors eat the rest of the house body since they can eat anything.
Since Dulpo or Dulpa is the leader of the infected house neighborhood then this character can change forms into other REALTORs and infected Realtors lure bodies with their fungmammal to hide.
Then will change back to normal.
That is what this Infected Realtors freewill want was to own a territory by themself and to have friends.
They mainly want to change into REALTORs that don't exsits in my AU or long dead Infected and Non Infected Realtors to hide.
My Infected Realtor oc Dupla or Duplo Lar has a old school website of their house body and a website URL on their business cards.
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#InfectedRealtorAU #MyThoughts
Certain REALTORs that either are badly hurt, are bad at buyer hunting, just quit all together, or starving in this Au be like.
Clip not mine.
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What the silly part of this Au sounds like.
Video not mine but link is there.
Title Theme - Yo! Noid 2: Enter the Void - YouTube
Also a trope of a big scary creature needing or looking after a tiny buddy.
Similar to this.
Images and song not mine but link is there.
Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot | Looney Tunes Wiki | Fandom
Some REALTORs in my Au need the fungmammals to survive the odds of existing like Jetty Shanty my houseboat infected realtor, Tré Loger the first hybrid non and infected realtor through the reproducing.
Liwanag Whare a light house realtor that is allergic to eating humans.
A good song.
Mold (youtube.com)
Me when I make a creative Realtor based of a weird ugly house but want to make them weird by infecting them with a gimmick creature be like.
Image not mine but link is there.
i like food on X: "https://t.co/PwLWLQ4FjQ" / X (twitter.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAU #TheBarbershopHouse #FreakyFredIdeaLikeHouse #MyIdea
I kind of want to make a infected realtor from my Freaky Fred Idea that just shaves beings for fun.
Like the house character was already crazy like they have a parasite fungmammal but just has a blank fungmammal.
Like the blank ones are just there to help the infected realtor to make the props they need and just there to watch the craziness happen.
Like make this infected realtor like the Jack the ripper but for beings with hair and doesn't eat or kill people but eats the hair of the victims.
Might make this infected realtor female with the codename of Shelia the Shaver and is told by the Uncanny Valley residents to stay away but this infected realtor tries lure people with sweets or a homecooked meal then slowly gets the victims comfortable to shave them.
Her name is Haarkapper Noho (Afrikaans for Barbershop and Hawaiian for Dwelling)
Her business cards have mini hair clippers with hearts around them.
Her business card number has 2547 which is Clip in telephone numbers.
The fungmammal is hair clipper bee named Buzzabee.
(Buzzabee acts female but is mushroom gendered.)
This fungmammal is a blank.
When you enter her house you will faintly hear a barbershop quartet song that will describe the person or beings fate while also telling a story on how you got there.
When you hear it this will make the buyer feel comfortable and rest in the barber shop chair for her to shave you bald then she will put a fake wig on you or a hat then send you out which will become your new hair.
She will then eat the hair either by normal Realtor means by the floor or the infected way by the lure body consuming the hair.
This will heal her while also is tasty to her and gives the house some home insulation.
Buzzabee is not into hair but would rather have real food.
She will also hum a song while looking for new clients or buyers when she hunts for them.
Her favorite ones are people or beings with unique hairstyles and she will compliment you on your hair then try to lure you to her house.
She does this to everyone and not just humans.
She wants to one day shave the motherball and eat it's hair thinking since it's made up of different hair types it might be the tasty holy grail to her to consume.
If you asked her to shave her own hair she would gladly do it but only a little bit of her corn husk like hair then she will eat it in front of you while staring at you.
Haarkapper Noho is a pollinator house with a chimney and buzzabee likes to fly inside the house body which if this was a non infected realtor would freak out then try to get rid of the bee.
Images not mine but link is there.
simple kawaii bee clipart white background 24124483 Vector Art at Vecteezy
Electric Trimmer - Hair Clippers Clipart is a free transparent background clipart image uploaded by Gillies Electrical.… | Hair clippers, Electric trimmer, Trimmers (pinterest.com)
Is This the Most Old School Barber Shop in Houston? | Houstonia Magazine
Plotting Freaky Fred GIF - Plotting Freaky Fred Courage The Cowardly Dog - Discover & Share GIFs (tenor.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAu #GlassHouseRealtor #MyIdea
A glass house Realtor is another one I had a idea for the longest time.
Might make this realtor female looking with one of the glasses lens mint and the other cracked.
Images not mine but links are there.
Advice for Those in Glass Houses (and Also Some Other Houses) | The New Yorker
She is always scared people or beings will throw rocks and other hard materials at her house.
She will try to use her lure body to collect stuff to cushion her glass house prevent damage.
She almost didn't make it during the building cycle of the after the house reproduction.
She is the most fragile of the infected realtors and had a high chance of not surviving next to Jetty Shanty the houseboat realtor.
She's even scared to meet new people to do to her realtor speech thinking she will get hurt and will sometimes shiver nervously when saying her realtor speech.
Her realtor business cards have cracks on one side and mint on the other similar to her glasses.
Her business card number has 7627 which is Snap in telephone numbers.
Gler means glass in Icelandic Hiša and means house in Slovenian.
She almost died by one resident from uncanny valley taking the vary land her housebody was residing and was almost bulldozed over by a construction company but was saved by two hand like creatures that pushed the machine as a warning then later lifted the machine away.
Gler Hiša was shocked and wondered what these hand creatures were as these "hands" walked back to her they created a heart shape and meant no harm to this realtor.
They floated up to her face and snaped their fingers to turn into a pin with two hands opened up.
These fungmammals seem to talk in their hand form then telepathy talk and will sometimes turn into hand animals like hand animal shadow puppets to change forms.
These mutualism fungmammals seem to be a mated pair and are genderless but mushroom gendered.
Gler Hiša is 5"9.
Catch and Release are the fungmammal's names. Like when someone throws something at the glass house body theses fungmammals will catch the item then release it at high speeds.
These hands can be tiny to also being huge in size.
They can walk similar to the wall/floor masters in Zelda while also similar to Master Hand and Crazy hand is smash.
She originally had agoraphobia and was scared to leave her glass house due to the trauma of her house body almost breaking but needed to force herself to to buyer hunt so she won't starve to death but she also eats the produce she grows.
She also has a greenhouse that she takes care of plants to calm down and sometimes eats the bugs the try to eat her plants.
She sells the plants with the fruits and vegetables she sells.
Catch and Release would pick up colorful broken glass to give to Gler Hiša for her to consume to repair her house body to have a colorful stained glass effect along with her broken part of her glasses will also be colorful.
This will make her glass house body stronger then before.
She also makes colorful stained glass art and glass blown sculptures with the leftover glass the fungmammal brings back.
Catch and Release will help paint details on the glass figures to help sell the merch.
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Floormaster - Zelda Dungeon Wiki, a The Legend of Zelda wiki
Wallmaster - Zelda Wiki (fandom.com)
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#InfectedRealtorAu #ChruchesTurnedIntoHomes #MyIdea
I had another infected realtor idea that I had for the longest time.
A infected realtor where the house body is trying to mimic a church that traps beings to eat.
I can imagine this realtor using the realtor speech but trying to use it as a religion.
This realtor will often quote some unknown religion from the uncanny valley.
When the buyer rejects the realtors offer they will return to the buyer's place then knock on the door and do their realtor speech again.
I would make this realtor male looking and wears a suit.
The fungmammal is a veggietales like peace sign with one angel and one devil wing named Hope.
(Hope acts male but is mushroom gendered.)
This fungmammal is a commensalism and blank.
So he just helps and doesn't give or take from the infected realtor.
His business card number has 7283 which is Save in telephone numbers.
His name is Pule Kaplica (Hawaiian for Prayer and Polish for Chapel)
His business cards have a religious symbols on it that normal people won't know about that will change into peace signs.
He will try to convince you to come to his house to be "saved".
If he likes you he won't eat you but will try to make you part of his unknown religion to gather more people to good spread the word while also eating a couple of sinners or buyers.
He's 7'8 and is the most annoying infected realtor that even other infected realtors want to be away from him.
Some infected realtors even warn people not to join his cult and will gladly turn people away from him.
He is in love with Piernik Uta who is the seasonal infected realtor and he waits outside her house until December to pretend to be a buyer to be captured by her.
He is too scared to ask her out before she hibernates until next December.
He kind of looks like Jesus but in a fancy suit.
If he had a theme and music not mine but link is there.
He also tries to "save" other infected and non infected realtors from their sins by bringing up the unknown religion he herd from a buyer he later consumed.
He tries his best on only eating one human per year but he got addicted to eating buyers but wants to stop cold turkey but only eats the evil or bad ones that he calls sinners but will sometimes break his own rules.
One day this realtor was caught by beings that hated him the most and was later tortured and almost died by fire but was later helped by Hope.
Hope in his base fungmammal form grew huge and monster to scare off these beings.
After that Hope changed into the peace sign mascot that was on the book the this realtor kept after the buyer left behind after being consumed by this realtor.
Miitopia Great Sage theme (Slowed down) (youtube.com)
I can image his voice being Jared Leto and this character is a seed bearing house.
Pule Kaplica likes to buy glass blown animals figures from Gler Hiša and use them as gifts for bringing in new people into trusting him enough to later trick a sinner or buyer into him talking about the Peace Makers religion.
While also trying to feed on one buyer he really likes so he waits for the right one to show up then release the others.
His favorite sinners or buyers are the ones that ask too many questions about his faith and ones that kiss up to him.
Gler Hiša did find it fishy that this Realtor was buying too many of her artworks but wanted to know why.
Catch and Release were almost going to help Pule Kaplica but found Gler Hiša more worthy of saving.
Pule Kaplica is a Euphorbia milii or a Crown of Thorns flower.
Gler Hiša is a Diphylleia grayi or a Skeleton flower.
Gler Hiša is a pollinator house.
Euphorbia milii var. roseana (Crown of Thorns) - World of Succulents
How to Grow and Care for Skeleton Flowers (marthastewart.com)
Image not mine but link is there.
Old Michigan Church Converted Into A Beautiful Home - House Crazy Sarah
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This TikTok art is really good.
But this basically my church mimic house.
la iglesia de Maison y John👁️ #fyp #parati #johndoegame #househuntedg... | TikTok
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