#Canadian Humour

[canadachronicles]

An oldie but a goodie, eh?

#Baroness von Sketch #Baroness von Sketch Show #Aurora Browne #Mae Martin #Canadian Comedians #Canadian Comedy #Canadian Humour #Canadian TV Show #Canadian TV Series #Canadian TV #CBC #Canadian Broadcasting Company #Canadian Broadcasting Corporation #Canadian Instagram #FBF #Flashback Friday #Canada Chronicles #Instagram

[gay-jewish-bucky]

*insert clever 'Oh, Canada' joke here*

#peroncole #canada #canadian #canadian news #canadian humour #nsft

[qwerty-between-the-lines]

The giant staggered sideways. He screamed in frustration and slammed into Frank again, but Alcyoneus was completely out of his weight division.

Frank head-butted him so hard Alcyoneus flew backward and landed spread-eagled on the ice.

“You—can’t—kill me,” Alcyoneus growled. “You can’t—”

Frank turned back to his normal form. He walked up to the giant, whose oily wounds were steaming. The gems fell out of his hair and sizzled in the snow. His golden skin began to corrode, breaking into chunks.

Hazel dismounted and stood next to Frank, her sword ready. “May I?”

Frank nodded. He looked into the giant’s seething eyes. “Here’s a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.”

-The Son of Neptune, Chapter 47

#books #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #frank zhang #demigods #giants #hazel levesque #funny #humor #canada #canadian humour #epic #quotes #book quotes

[just-call-mefr1es]

guess wjo doesn’t have school tomorrow because of a blizzard warning😻😻😻😻😘😘😘

#canadian lifestyle 💯💯💯 #help #im going insane #canadian humour #canada things #i have a love hate relationship with snow #the thing that falls from the sky not the president #i just have a hate relationship with that guy

[greyhairedcanuck2]

🤣

#iykyk #canadian humour

[paddysnuffles]

I never thought I'd see the day when an American was able to make jokes about Canada that are painfully and 100% accurate

Highlights include:

"It turns out that there's a big Filipino population in Winnipeg. Now, I don't know much about the Philippines other than that it's a tropical paradise... which Winnipeg is NOT. This brings up the question: How bad are things in the Philippines if you're moving to Winnipeg?!"

"Manitoba is that friend you invite last to the party... but only because you forgot they exist."

"Then there's the Saint John/St. John's fiasco... Did... Did no one think to point it out?"

"Newfoundland is like that crazy uncle that you don't introduce to friends right away."

"'[Hey Newfoundland] just one final question: Is Newfoundland two words or three?' [and they were like] 'One word.'"

#canada #cndpoli #newfoundland #manitoba #winnipeg #lol #where is the lie #painfully accurate #canadian humour #Youtube

[just-goblin-thoughts]

I refuse to believe moose are real. They're an elaborate prank played on us all by the Canadians. Like the drop bears in Australia.

#i just think they're too big ok #moose #Canadian humour #Australian humour #drop bears

[fordhampr]

DANFORTH COMEDY FESTIVAL - NIGHT 2

Saturday night and another great line-up of comedy, this time at the Comedy Bar on the Danforth, near Victoria Park. It was nearly a full house for the second night of the brand new Danforth Comedy Festival and I was thrilled to be introduced to headliner Nathan Macintosh who blew the roof off the place! First off, MC Azfar Ali (below) warmed up the already pumped crowd, spritzing with several…

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#Akeem Hoyt-Charles #Azfar Ali #Canadian humour #Comedy Bar #Comedy nuggets #Danforth Comedy Festival #laughs #Luke Lynndale #Nathan Macintosh #Simone Holder

[magpiedminx]

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/03/report-popular-kink-among-millennials-role-playing-couple-owns-house

Beaverton keeps trying to claim they're satire. I do not believe them.

#Canadian #Canadian Humour #Satire #It hurts not to laugh

[yrsonpurpose]

ALEX ALBON & JENSON BUTTON Canadian GP 2023

#alex albon #jenson button #formula 1 #f1edit #f1 #canadian gp 2023 #mine* #incredible #this is exactly why jenson and alex get on so well #their humour is so so the same #idiots (affectionate)

[saganssorcery]

#memes #oc memes #sagans memes #✨H O N K✨ #HONK #goose memes #funny memes #shitposting #stupid memes #funny #haha #humour #humor #meme humor #meme humour #silly goose #H O N K #stupid #hilarious #hilarious memes #silly #silly meme #silly memes #goose #geese #geese memes #canadian geese #goosey #ducks and geese #funny geese

[canadachronicles]

#Laughs #Funny #This Hour Has 22 Minutes #22 Minutes #THH22M #Canadian Humour #Canadian Instagram #Canada Chronicles

[truly-jcjenson]

@the-us-navy-offical I-I have something to tell you…

… I’m Canadian.

#jcjenson post #gimmick blog #robo vibes #jcjenson > scjohnson #coming out as canadian #(as a joke) #even though it is so obvious #haha i’m so funny #my humour is so complex #peak comedy is what this is

[iamheretemporarly]

A lot of other Arab countries would make fun of Algerians because we didn’t have big chain companies like McDonald’s and Starbucks in the country (mainly cause Algeria doesn’t allow outside corporations to invest in its land) but look who’s laughing now at least we didn’t get addicted to bloody drinks and food, plus we have so many good replacements to other foods and drinks

Like who needs Coca Cola when you got this

This is the real shit^^^

#if you’re Canadian or European and want to boycott coca and Pepsi I suggest you try humour out #that shit’s the best

[slayerscake]

Exandria's magic Roger's™ is down

#critical role #cr spoilers #hope watches critical role #cr liveblogging #a little Canadian humour there #twas a dark day last year

[hyperboreanhapocanthosaurus]

"#but i have met europeans who absolutely Loathe that we consider ourselves funny" They?? Dislike that we think we're funny? Or that other countries think we're funny?? why???

man i had this girl (Eastern European/Baltic iirc) in my German class many years ago who got very adamant about how unfunny Canadians are when we were brainstorming Canadian stereotypes to the point she wanted it removed from the whiteboard - I was being very good and quiet because I tried really hard not to speak English in class and I just did not have the vocabulary to explain that there are internal stereotypes and external stereotypes and neither of them necessarily have to be true.

I think she was of the opinion that our internal stereotype that we're funny is Very Wrong, but humour obviously varies a lot just in the anglosphere alone and I have no idea what kinds of things she found funny if anything or where she got this impression from. It's also, I figure, because many of our stereotypes come from our own myopia and comparing ourselves to the States only, we don't always perceive ourselves in relation to the international community because, well, they either distinguish us from Americans or more often they don't anyway. I felt that trying to have that conversation with her would have been a waste of time (and part of me recognized that she was probably just homesick because I've seen that adamant refusal to understand in myself before, haha)

#absolutely-flabbergasted #hapo replies #i would say we find ourselves funny because as is typical #we perceive ourselves as less on the nose and slapstick or mean as in American humour #we have the british passive aggression but a little more accessible/less elitist and more self deprecating #so to us at least we have the perfect balance #french canadians also have their own brand of humour that overlaps but is unique also etc #it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to agree or to Get It all the time