for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!
FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.
words.
❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞
❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞
❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞
❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞
❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞
❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞
❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞
❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞
❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞
❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞
❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞
❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞
actions.
[ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver
[ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver
[ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird
[ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh
[ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver
[ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt
[ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them
[ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking
[ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep
[ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.
words.
❝ hey, stop that! ❞
❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞
❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞
❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞
❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞
❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞
❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞
❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞
❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞
❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞
❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞
❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞
actions.
[ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock
[ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration
[ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared
[ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment
[ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver
[ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender
[ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess
[ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well
[ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver
[ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
sometimes our muses need a good laugh, so have some prompts regarding one muse making the other laugh, hearing their laugh for the first time, or just having fun together!
❝ hey, don't laugh at me! ❞
❝ i don't think i've ever seen you laugh. ❞
❝ ... whoah. sorry, i'm just absorbing the shock of actually getting to hear you laugh. ❞
❝ did you just snort?! ❞
❝ how did i not know you were so ticklish? ❞
❝ you can't possibly have thought that was funny. ❞
❝ his/her/their laughter's contagious, i can't help it ... ! ❞
❝ your laugh is so cute! ❞
❝ sorry, i couldn't help it, i just love hearing you laugh! ❞
❝ god, that was so funny i almost peed. ❞
❝ what are you laughing at? ❞
❝ you're laughing, so you must have thought that was funny. ❞
❝ you've got the giggles! ❞
❝ you haven't laughed like that in a while. ❞
❝ i don't laugh easily, so good luck. ❞
❝ one of these days, i'm gonna find what makes you laugh the most and mercilessly torture you with it. ❞
❝ you always know how to make me laugh. ❞
❝ stop tickling me! ❞
❝ try going the next two minutes without laughing. ❞
❝ you don't smile enough. you need to laugh more. ❞
❝ i'm laughing because you're laughing! ❞