*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin鈥檚 magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin鈥檚 magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero鈥檚 approval bc no matter what he鈥檚 done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no鈥 have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin鈥s merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin鈥檚 magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur鈥檚 feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin鈥檚 magic and wouldn鈥檛 harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn鈥檛 said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: 鈥o. i have magic.
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gf but cheat looove cheating
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being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you鈥檙e sick in the head, sensible horror fans don鈥檛 like them/don鈥檛 wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you鈥檙e a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there鈥檚 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they鈥檙e all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they鈥檙e both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok
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Bruce: "One second I'm going to open up the files and show you."
Clark, wincing at the bright lights: "You okay if I turn some of this off?"
Bruce: "Go for it. Okay so here-- *bats rustle above and Bruce freezes, slowly glancing up* --uh, here you can see the evidence from the blast."
Clark, touching the screen: "There, that's what I saw at the crime scene. Is that from the shrapnel or something else? Bruce?"
Bat flaps overhead and Bruce flinched a little, distracted: "Huh?"
Clark: "Are you-- how can you still be afraid of bats?"
Bruce: "I'm not afraid of bats." *more chattering and flapping and Bruce nearly ducks* "For fuck's-- Clark, does it sound like they're closer to us now? Stop laughing."
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I always thought it was pretty neat that Harry could talk to snakes tbh. Love when it shows up in fanfic!
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