#Blade simp

[mm-lurking]

Emperor Blade AU brainrot

I'm struggling to finish my Blade wips so have this for today. Inspired by my interest in historical Chinese dramas (forgive me for my limited knowledge), Im writing this as 12am please don't mind me with the grammar mistakes etc thank you WC: 1000 ish Warnings: blade x fem! reader, NOT proofread! --- Emperor Blade who picks you during the wife selection stage. You, a middle-class woman with a clan that is neither too powerful nor weak, just ok. You, who compared to the many beauties with influence and high political power, are just average. But that doesn't matter to him as he calmly picks you from the list of candidates, dumbfounding his advisors and court members. Emperor Blade who only picked a wife because of the pressure his court was putting on him. In his thundering dominant reign of purging corruption and enemies, he had never considered being married even once. Marriage to him was an inconvenience and an unnecessary contract to sign.

Emperor Blade who keeps you at an arm's length, treating you just right so it's not controversial yet keeping you so distant that your only companion is your right handmaid. He doesn't speak much to you, and your conversations are short and out of formality. You barely see much of him as he spends most of his day running the nation and the times he is free he rarely visits you.

Emperor Blade who frankly doesn't care what you do or say, as long as you let him be and don't cause trouble. You're merely a pawn in his eyes, a pawn to get everyone to shut up and let him reign however he wants without interfering, that is -until you're pulled into the games of politics.

Emperor Blade whose eyes are raging with a fire his court members have never seen when a faction decides to take advantage of the awkwardness of your marriage and hurt you. He has never liked innocent people being involved in the deception and web of lies of politics. The anger in his voice followed by the withdrawal of his sword makes everyone present cower with fear as they rush to cease his anger so they can save their own heads.

Emperor Blade who works tirelessly at night to figure out who had dared to poison you so shamelessly without any consequences, his jawline clenched and knuckles white as he looks through all his reports to find the mole within the palace walls. Despite saying he doesn't have time for you before, he finds a way to visit you when you're unconscious in your bed, holding your hand as he looks over your peaceful face. Your touch is comforting yet foreign and despite his initial reservations, he finds himself wanting more.

Emperor Blade who rushes over to your chambers when he's informed that you're awake so he can see you for himself and breathe a sigh of relief. There is a twinkle in his eyes that you have never seen before but in your weak state, you shrug it off as your imagination. He swears to find the ones who have hurt you and promises to keep you safe. The tiny smile he shows you has you flabbergasted for the rest of the day.

Emperor Blade who does not hesitate to execute the perpetrators publicly as a warning for everyone to see, to fear the consequences of what would happen if anyone even thought about hurting his wife, his empress. He makes sure you're not watching so he doesn't subject you to the brutality of his role as the emperor. To him, he does not find the need to scare you with his powers. He does not want you to fear him.

Emperor Blade who is slowly but surely falling in love with you. You find yourself welcoming him into your chambers more and more as he drinks tea and chit chats about his interests with you, something you were confused by at first but now have become accustomed to. He loves how you eagerly listen to him and offer your opinions if asked while making sure he's comfortable in your space.

Emperor Blade, who swore to never fall in love, has his heart beating faster and faster whenever he sees you, his breath hitching in his throat when you pass by him in the halls wearing your beautiful gowns. Your scent is intoxicating and he finds himself addicted to you, unable to get enough of you.

Emperor Blade who asks you to accompany him to the pavilion to admire the moon one day. He asks you to wear your favourite gown and says nothing more, leaving you confused but curious. You comply as you meet him in front of your palace, shyly smiling as he admires you.

Emperor Blade who takes your hand into his own, causing you to gasp as the public display of affection. His grip is firm and unwavering, a sign that he doesn't plan to let go. He dismisses his guards and your maids, leaving only you two alone as you both walk to the pavilion and stare at the night sky. The moon is bright and beautiful today with stars that twinkle in the sky like jewels.

Emperor Blade who pulls you into his arms, lifting ur chin with one hand as he looks into your eyes. "You're beautiful", he murmurs causing you to blush. The faint redness of your cheek makes him chuckle as he draws closer. Your noses are touching and your hearts thumping.

Emperor Blade who before only viewed you as a pawn, an inconvenience and a waste of time, now looks at you endlessly as he flicks his gaze back and forth between your lips and your eyes, asking for silent permission as his grip on your waist tightens and the gap between you two closes.

Emperor Blade who asked you to keep your distance from him now closes the distance between you both with a kiss, a kiss that washes away every painful thing he had said to you before. The winds of the night embrace the both of you at this moment as if it were a sign of acceptance from nature itself, a thumbs up almost.

Emperor Blade, a man of fear, blood and formidable reign had now become a man of affection, love and security. A man who swore to never love and never be married is now a man who is deeply in love with you. As the night continues and the moon illuminates your figures, he promises to cherish you and be your man for the rest of your life. A man whose tenderness, warmth and devotion are reserved for you and only you to see. ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ ©mm-lurking 2024 do not copy, steal or reuse my work.

#honkai star rail #blade x reader #hsr x reader #hsr blade #blade hsr #blade x you #hsr angst #blade angst #blade x female reader #blade honkai #blade x y/n #yingxing #blade au #Blade simp #blade fluff #blade x fem! reader

[zhoras-bitch]

Princess Aerin Valleros

Someone has probably already done this before, but I saw @livelaughlovecassie's post about f!Aerin, and I was like. I have to.

And as I was making it, I grew more and more invested in the idea, because f!Aerin would be such problematic girlboss. Like, she was screwed over by the patriarchy, but she didn't give up and took matters into her own hands. I have no choice but to stan.

To further illustrate my vision:

#to my lesbian followers who don't understand why i'm simping for this white toast of a man all over your dashes #hope this helps #god i now want an entire book about her #playchoices #choices edits #my edits #choices book club #blades of light and shadow #aerin valleros

[q1ngqve]

if you thought human yingxing was scary enough, you’re clearly not prepared for wolf yingxing, because he will actually hunt you down 😵‍💫 he’d be a pervert too me thinks stealing your panties and rutting himself against you while you’re asleep

#nah because im not even a blade / yingxing simp #but yall got me thinking about him a lot lately #🀣 lan! #hsr #honkai star rail smut #honkai star rail #yingxing #hsr yingxing

[zoeywades-spouse]

As someone who has romanced both Aerin and Valax I honestly enjoy the enemies to lovers route with Valax over Aerin. The reason why is that with Valax it’s about how her and MC have the same ideals about justice and loyalty but view their side as representing it and their enemy’s side as against it

When we meet her we truly believe that she’s evil but over time we learn that her motivations for siding with the enemy isn’t because of power but a deep sense of duty and loyalty to her people. Valax believes that working for the Ash Empire is the best thing for her people.

Despite the clear abuse she suffered at the hands of her only family that obviously has a factor in why she has stayed with the Ash Empire she doesn’t want to get revenge against them. Everything she does is for her people and that affects her every decision. When she goes against MC it isn’t because MC is standing in the way of her gaining power but she believes that they cannot help her people the way the Ash Empire can.

I honestly find that to be a more compelling enemies to lovers route because it’s never been about power or revenge but about ideals. And when you have two people who clearly care for each other but side against each other because the side they chose aligns with their core ideals and beliefs about the world (Ash Empire is evil and will hurt so many people vs Ash Empire is good who will help my people) it is just such an engaging route to play

#yet I still simp for both of them #although Valax has won my heart #choices #playchoices #choices stories you play #blades of light and shadow 2 #bolas 2 #aerin valleros #prince aerin #valax #princess valax #valax x mc

[bastardofodin]

Some of my favorite stills of Dracule "Hawkeyes" Mihawk from the live action. He is both beyond intimidating and unfairly handsome at the same time.

#dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #warlord mihawk #live action one piece #one piece #the world's greatest swordsman #yoru #black blade yoru #thirst post #i simp so hard for this man y'all #im a simp #takanome mihawk #takanome

[fem-blade-adept]

Ok, so if you know me well you know my undying, irrepressible love for Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And there are literally hundreds of reasons why. Some are for mechanical reasons, some for transgender reasons, some are for horny reasons, and some are for her just existing reasons.

But the biggest reason I absolutely LOVE Malenia, Goddess of Rot, is…

That she is the biggest “fuck you” to all of the toxic hardcore gamers out there. Maybe she’s bullshit. Maybe Scarlet Aeonia has too much reach, maybe Waterfowl Dance wastes even the strongest of players, and maybe Phantom Spirits cannot physically be dodged completely. But she heals on hit and even the most seasoned of Dark Souls people struggle with her. And it makes me the happiest fucking person on the planet.

Destiny doesn’t have that. The boss that literally savages even the most hardcore gamers. She’s a brutal counter to all of those bros that say “just get good lol”. And maybe you cheese her. Maybe you skip her and glitch her to hell, but you can’t honestly say you beat her unless you fought her fair and untethered and I absolutely love it. Fighting her takes genuine practice even with the best builds and you can’t recreate that.

Also, she’s kicking your ass with only two limbs and two prosthesis. She is the perfect example of “my trauma and physical disabilities do not define me and I’m gonna hand you your ass on a silver platter no matter what issues I have”.

#elden ring #malenia goddess of rot #malenia blade of miquella #I simp for Malenia and Malenia only

[xavalav]

the devs absolutely did not need to make her lips so soft and kissable. but they did.

#guys look at my wife. looks at her. #yeah i’m simping on main. what about it #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #malenia goddess of rot #xav shouts into da void

[simping-writting-mess]

So...I have been reading certain books with an.... interesting plot 👀

Lest just say I'm his little mouse xD

And I just got an idea

⚠️ Warnings: using a foreign object for the deed, dirty talk (degradation), consensual restriction

Minors stay away!!!

Enjoy!!

If there any incongruences in my defense I wrote this half sleep xD

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His wide back was inviting your fingers to mark him with your nails, just like his bites are at display on your skin as the proof of the situation you're in.

Pity that your hands are pinned to the mattress by just one of his hans while the other is occupied inserting the handle of his sword into you.

Wanting to tend to his injuries is what got you in this situation in the first place. At first everything was ok but one of his legs ended up between yours teasing your core and you couldn't help but bumping onto his strong tight, one kiss let to a heavy make out with his hands around your middle and now pinned to the bed receiving his brutal thrust and the handle of his sword.

"Focus, my little slut. Obey your master and maybe I'll give you a reward."

Blade moved the his sword increasing the pace and the angle making it his that special spot that makes you see the stars.

"Please! "

"No no kitten. Remember how you must address me when you want something, when I'm making you feel so good. I respond by just two names"

"B-blade~"

"Yes. What the other one babygirl?"

"ugh~" the moans and the pleasure clouded your mind making it difficult to think of anything else. Blade noticing this stoped the movement and took the handle out of you "No! Please!!"

"Come on kitten. Don't make me put my hands on your neck. My name sounds better when you are out of breath though."

"M~master"

"Good girl~" the sword filled you again in that angle making your body contort and you moans to loud enough to be heard outside.

"I'm....so..... close. Pleeeaaaeeee~"

"Say my name baby girl and maybe let you come"

Your disorientated eyes finally focus on his making a perfect eye contact where your lust and need for him was visible.

"B-blade please!! I need it!! I need you!"

"Fuck" before you could reach you peak the male took the handle about of you and in a quick move he unbuttoned his pants moving his underwear letting his hard on free just to shove all the way inside you making you come instantly.

"Now it's my turn" his lust drunk voice revive almost instantly the need for him wetting you more. Blade move your legs to wrap them around his hips deepening the intrusion. You use the position to wrap your arms around him to draw him closer to you having both your skins touvhing more not letting anything in between. His arms wrapped around you initiating the hard thrusts.

"Mine. You are mine!"

"B-blade! I'm cumming!! I can't!"

"Come for me little slut. Come for your master"

Your walls clenched around his cock letting his feel your orgasm and pulling him one into his felling you with his fluids.

After what felt like hour he released you and pulled out letting his cum leak from you. At the erotic sight the male pulled his cum inside you using his finger.

"Don't wasted this. It's could be useful for later. We are not finished after all."

#blade x reader #freya writes #freya simps #star rail #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

met yuri lowenthal and daman mills at a convention (∩˃o˂∩)♡

#lati speaks #i was so nervous but OMG they were both so nice and amazing to talk to i was gonna cry #my friends told daman that i was a mega bladie simp and he started to join in on the teasing HE EVEN SAID ONE OF BLADE'S VOICELINES TOO #yuri was so eager to be voicing dainsleif and really wanted him to become playable soon and i couldn't agree more ajscajscjzchb #I GOT A SIGNED POSTER FROM YURI AND DAMAN SIGNED A LIL BLADE ACRYLIC STAND I BOUGHT I WILL BE BURIED WITH THESE ISTG #yuri lowenthal #daman mills

[heraldofcrow]

*shoves all of my weird-ass, extremely-complicated, white-haired children with too much power into a tiny room*

ALL OF YOU WILL BE FRIENDS AND DO THERAPY TOGETHER NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD—

#sjhsks #this collage gets updated like every two years #there are technically more but it starts to get too muddled and obscure #the fact that they are all of some kind of royal status or high-ranking soldier/knighthood #wtf #and most of them are stabby as hell #and for some i still can’t decide if i wanna simp or adopt #also can i just say #the amount of contextual and/or surface level tragedy in this group of characters could blow up the sun #if they all met i think everything would explode lmao #even crow despite having no clear lore is implied to be from cainhurst which automatically means almost his entire bloodline was wiped out #WHY ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS #sigh (and half of them look unhinged too) sigh #white-hair blorbos #lady galadriel #queen annalise #king thranduil #prince aemond #lord’s blade ciaran #sephiroth #lady yuria #lady maria #bloody crow #CrowNotes

[ahiruuun0]

I made memes abt G2, they are funny for me at least-

#Mikyx #g2 esports #lol esports #lec #hans sama #g2 yike #g2 mikyx #Broken blade #Jankos #PerkZ #Wunder #Meme #I lied i simp on all of them actually

[king-alpha-wolfz-blog]

#hsr #hsr blade #memes #discord memes #honkai star rail #honkai star rail memes #honkai: star rail #blade #i dont know what i was expecting #blade simping gone wild (not clickbait)

[zhoras-bitch]

I loved the skills in book 2! Not just the new skills. They look exciting, but we haven't seen much of them yet. I mean the ones from book 1 in particular. I liked how a lot of choices had options from different skill categories, like fighting or trying to talk your way out etc. It makes each playthrough feel more personal. And some of the implementations of those skills were unexpectedly creative and very fun! My personal favourite is this one use of medicine skill:

#side note #mc is so badass here #excuse me while i simp #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #choices book club #bitch plays

[katyspersonal]

Top 5 Elden Ring's demigods

Argh... Could you've given me any HARDER top to make? :') No matter who I put below 5th place, I will feel like a huge prick @_@ Because they all deserve some praise, and some love. It is just incredibly good writing. Well, fine then, let's try.

Five - Morgott!

I talked about him already. The absolute tear-jerker character, a member of oppressed minority, that is defending the very corrupt system that deems people like HIM worthless.... He made me cry (/srs ) more than once upon just this sentiment. He is very realistic, and very easy to sympathise with and feel bad for. He certainly radiates a giant soft spot, though (and not JUST because he has dad bod that is completely naked under his robes, hahaha). In a weird way, he reminds me of Asg0re, a character from my other fandom - a big "monster" King who did a lot of bad things on his way, and because of his mental wound, but in the end might melt upon a simple hug or be easily convinced. It is just not what a Soulsborne game would've let us experience, but... honestly, he has not only huge muscles, but also a huge HEART. I love this combination a LOT, it pulls the richest spectrum of emotions.

Four - Malenia!

She is such a beautiful and impressive boss.... ...that I never talk about her. x) I can't quite explain how my focus works, sorry </3 She scares me a little - and it is not even her fault, but the thing that casually claimed her body, because superior deities have nothing better to do I guess :/ She is holding up very well for someone who has to live in a constant struggle with the horror plaguing her very being. And for someone having to hold up as a warrior of her dear brother's interests despite her body rotting as she goes. And having to repeat 'I am Malenia, blade of Miquella' like a mantra, since Rot is infamous to destroy the memories, and she must not forget what and who she is fighting for.

"She deserved better" is an understatement, I'd say. Her personality shines through the 'influence' that has been ruining her quite well, I'd say. She is a strong warrior, very determined, but very full of honor and love at the same time. I say this in every other post about strong Soulsborne characters, yeah. True bravery is not lack of fear but going despite fear, true power is not being callous unbreakable wall but to still hold your weapon firm through struggle and pain, true personality is what you ARE and not what you are 'not', etc etc. It is always about the feelings.

Three - Godwyn!

I could not explain why he made it to this place very well, honestly. First, he stroke my weird spider-sense intuition. I was going into Elden Ring mostly in blind, and still keep whatever I can to be revealed as I go! Thus, I did not know anything about Godwyn besides the fact that he was the golden child (metaphorically and literally) that went down as sacrifice during Night of the Black Knives as one having his soul killed. And that he used to be a lovely person. But one day, as I was playing Elden Ring and progressing casually, from nowhere, for no reason, I started to think of this character. Again, for no reason, I was thinking of the 'Deep Sea' and imagining him becoming a mermaid (?), and healing/truly dying/letting new soul grow/whatever by returning to the sea. I even started crying, and I swear, those emotions felt like they were not even mine.

It felt very random, but you can't even imagine my surprise when that same day, I just coincidentally travelled to THAT location, and found him. And, coincidentally, he was posed like this with a mermaid tail. I take weird 'intuition moments' (dreams or waking) very personally as I have many of them (and funny enough, they always have to do with the 'sea' theme). No matter how I feel about this character in the future, but the weird "foretelling", "intuition" bond fixed my attention, so yeah.

He seems like a very loveable person, though... From narration standpoint, it does make the most sense that he of all people had to suffer this way. It just would not have had the same effect if someone less likeable/innocent had to go down. It is... sad, how much of this character is his tragedy alone. But, he befriended a dragon and bridged the gap between conflicting forces, and from what I gathered losing him specifically was what broke Marika, and Mohg named his new dynasty after himself AND Godwyn. Clearly, the guy was the best thing to ever have been associated with the Golden Order, and manifesting everything good about it within his personality alone. Whenever I bash the Golden Order as inherently corrupt thing, I just always think back on Godwyn as a confirmed exception from the judgement. And, of course, he would have enough "kindness" to spread death as new form of existence... despite the fact that his 'true' self would've probably dreaded to manifest living in death of all things.

Two - Rykard

I talked about this guy since the day ONE I've picked even remote interest in Elden Ring, isn't it so? @_@ Well, I still stand by what I was talking about. Tanith is absolutely justified for being obsessed with this guy. He is like uh... Aldr1ch but executed much better, or rather, in more sympathetic light? I for one honor the narrative of a character who has the GUTS, the S P I N E to sacrifice a lot, their morals included, to just get OUT of the corrupt (!) way their world works. And I have a feeling that so does Miyazaki. x) I think it is a twisted sort of bravery that we are lucky to never experience and only perceive through fiction. But, unlike Aldr1ch, who revels in his corruption and the horrible things he has to do, Rykard, 1) has a loving family and 2) hinted to have or have had sympathetic traits and simply lost his way from.... heheh.... biting more than he could chew... xd heheh... :drum emoji because I am a comedy genius:

But, in either case, ya'll are lucky that the guy is happily married. Ya'll would not survive the intensity of my thirst otherwise. It is just my rule to not touch married characters. I still admire the guy though. Not to mention the fucking UNREAL AWESOME FUCKING DESIGN, one of the best I've seen ANYWHERE, and him having my favorite theme in entire Elden Ring. Like, it was legitimately hard to live down the crisis of him being "taken", because this guy is really loveable, both as a man and as a monster.

One - Ranni!

Honestly, I always liked the mysterious aura, the clairvoyance and the uhhh... I guess, machiavellianism of this character? "Ends justify the means" character who does some unforgivable things but believes there is no other choice, and the grander purpose is more important. But, she has so many layers. She stepped away from her mother's teachings yet still created a badass illusions to protect her and clearly loves her forever, she has trust issues but in the end needs true friends and true kindness (something even an idiot like Seluvis can see!).

You could see it hurt her to do all that, but whatever freedom could be was worth it. She is just a very complicated character, that goes above and beyond. Letting her own body be killed is badass but understandable, since her body was inextricably tied to the Golden Order, as an Empyrean. Letting her somewhat-brother who was a genuinely good and radiant and loveable person be killed? That's a bit... more drastic... And so on. Indeed, she IS like Rykard in how far she had to go, and how much she had to sacrifice, but nonetheless I uh... would not say she lost clarity of her mind like him? It is interesting how by Dante's Divine Comedy though, Herecy is associated with fire but only on 6th level, yet it is treachery that is considered to be THE sin of sins, and it is the lowest level, and associated with ice, like her element. I am thinking about this very often @_@"

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Honorable mention - Radahn!

Sorry, but I love the guy, despite lack of deep discussion (and becoming a mascot of the most toxic fans). This is ADORABLE that he learned Gravity Magic just so he could still ride Leonard. He appears to be such a goofy dumbass, wholesome person in the "wrong" way, opposing a character that is actually likeable and loyal to the things and people that arguably never deserved it?

But you know I am a huge fan of Rom Bloodb0rne, right? He gives off the exact same 'person that seizes and conceals the horrors of the cosmos from humanity, although their personality and intellect are gone' vibe. It is just... that same vibe of a "silly" character, the comic relief, that turns out to either face a tragic fate or reveals a much deeper personality. He is simple and complicated at the same time! And, well, him having been such a legendary and impressive warrior that so many people gathered just to give him honorable death. This is somewhat impressive. He was actually a very close tie with Malenia.

#elden ring #ranni the witch #rykard lord of blasphemy #godwyn the prince of death #malenia blade of miquella #morgott the grace given #starscourge radahn #ask replies #ask meme #use later #no seriously ya'll would not survive the raw cataclysm had rykard not been taken #all two of you who heard me simp for Aldr1ch thought THAT was bad? you don't know what IS 'bad' #good family though him and tanith hella deserve each other /pos #but yeah this is the hardest 'top 5' i've done yet because i can say good things about everyone #even mohg lol #it is just the magic of fuckin awesome writing skills #thanks for the ask! #lol i have mixed feelings talking about 'telepathy trips' as i call them (like with godwyn) #because i swear i can foretell what i will learn/feel few hours before it happens for SOME reason #but it is so weird that i don't know what to make out of it besides 'time is a social construct anyway' sfdhfdhfhds #at least it was not as bizarre as my dream about golden tree before I even LEARNED of ER let alone played #*X-Files music bass-boosted and deep-fried*

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

rewatching the 1995 Mortal Kombat and Shang Tsung is SO horny for Sonya when she's fighting Kano.

Honestly, mad respect for the evil sorcerer. He did know exactly what Sonya wanted, and he was so happy to give it to her.

He literally goes "YES" when Sonya wraps her legs around Kano's head. Man was white knuckling that chair. He never actually intended for Sonya to be humiliated, not for one second.

Sure, he steals souls. But he also wears a leather jacket and gives his beloved her revenge.

#still don't think they should fuck #but uh. i love watching him simp. #man's understood the assignment #shang tsung #sonya blade #get you a man like that. #also the narrative being like “yeah. kill him sonya. revenge is actually good. women should get to kill with no moral qualms about it.” #it's also one of the best female led fight scenes ever. no silly wires and flowery moves bc Sonya is a woman. She just beats his ass. #i honestly think this scene rewired something in my brain when i was a kid.

[accio-victuuri]

YE MI 😭😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵🥵

#wang yibo #ye mi #hidden blade #hidden blade movie #I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME I COME OUT AS A YE MI SIMP