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#Black Clover Incorrect Quotes
the-black-bulls · 1 day
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Yami, watching the bulls defend the kingdom: I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.
Ichika: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
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delusionalpolo · 3 months
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Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."
Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"
Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"
Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"
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yellowgreendinno · 12 days
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Patient name: Yami Sukehiro
Injury: Concussion
Cause of injury: Someone hit him with a Clover History book on the head.
Patient name: Nozel Silva
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of injury: Throwing something heavy (Believed to be a Clover History book).
Patient name: Mereoleona Vermillion
Injury: stomach pain
Cause of injury: laughing too hard
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thelazuliwitch · 5 days
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[briefly after the Elf Arc]
William: Sir, I must ask, but why did you forgive me? Julius: Because I'd hope you would do the same for me if I were in your shoes, right? William: I appreciate that, but I don't see how you could ever be in my--- Julius: Answer the question, William.
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ladymiraclewings · 8 months
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Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT— Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.
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*Fue slander occuring*
Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*
Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?
Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.
Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!
Yuno: What pathetic people.
Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.
Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!
Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?
Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?
Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!
Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!
Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!
William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.
Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.
Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.
Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.
Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.
Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?
Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?
Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!
Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*
Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.
Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*
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maniacparrot · 2 months
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Yami : "If me and Asta were drowning who would you save?"
Me : "Nacht."
Yami : "He wasn't even a choice."
Me : "He is always my first choice."
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1yokiro1 · 7 months
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Yami No-
Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*
Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.
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vilandel · 17 days
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*Helena and Rosette meeting for the first time* Helena: *in awe* Oh my, you look so shiny and full of light! Rosette: *surprised at the compliment and in awe as well* You look like chocolate... with bits of strawberries! Rosette and Helena: *immediately liking each other* Solid: What... what just happened? Nozel: It seems that my wife and your fiancée won't hate each other like some nobles thought.
Helena belongs to @kalolasfantasyworld 💕
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lyranova · 22 days
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*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*
Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!
Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?
*They finally have a son*
Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!
Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!
*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*
Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅
Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*
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Years ago
Yami: They say years ago someone cursed this place *Years ago* Nacht: Fuck this place
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the-black-bulls · 2 days
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Vanessa: What did you girls get in your yearbook?
Grey: 'Prettiest Smile'.
Charmy: 'Nicest Personality'.
Noelle: 'Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight'.
Nero: 'Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight, but Most Likely to Win One'.
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enolacola · 9 months
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Incorrect quotes are fun.
Vanessa: Having trouble figuring out Asta’s favourite person is?
Yuno: It’s me!
Noelle: It’s me!
Leopold: Me!
Yami, who just came for the drama: It’s probably not me.
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yellowgreendinno · 2 months
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William: Why is Nozel crying on the floor? Fuegoleon: He took a "Which captain are you" test. William: And who did he get? Fuegoleon: Yami... Nozel: [muffled screaming]
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thelazuliwitch · 5 days
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[at Julius's funeral] Marx: [places his hand on the headstone and sobs] Marx: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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delusionalpolo · 3 months
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Yami : "I was son of a fisher man who got lost in the Ocean one day."
*Asta after visiting the Land Of The Sun* : "So that was a fucking lie."
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