More things from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:
Dick: You wanna know what I've never been able to wrap my head around?
Tim: Long poles?
Dick: The fact that- ..what?
Tim: I just feel like a head would be too thick and clonky to really get all the way up and around it if it's like a super tall pole, heads ain't flexible like that.
Dick: How does your head go to places like this?
Tim: I just explained that is not possible.
Dick: No, I meant like your train of thought.
Tim: Oh my thought process isn't a train, it's actually the 1998 batmobile.
Dick: Of course it is.
Tim: What's your vehicle of thought?
Dick: Why would I have an answer to that?
Tim: Come on, you've thought about it, I know you have.
Dick: ...
Dick: The original turtle van from the 1987 tmnt cartoon.
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all iterations of raphael are lesbian to me. all of them. from mirage to mutant mayhem he's a lesbian throughout it all. none of her relationships with women have been straight. none. he was a lesbian for mona lisa and she was a lesbian for alopex and yep even in archie comics he was lesbian for mezcaal and ninjara. sometimes shes butch sometimes shes femme but raph is always a lesbian and always has been. nothing will prove to me otherwise. raph x casey? well, easy answer there. casey can be transfem or a butch or even a transmasc lesbian. don't even try me. the red of the mask is for the lesbian flag
It might seem like I’m joking when I say that Batman VS the TMNT is my favorite movie of all time but you need to understand that to me. to me? This movie has it all. The Gotham City Rogues all get fursonas. Two poorly voiced lesbians tearfully break up in a pizzeria right before Batman throws Michealangelo through the window. Donatello sees Damian Wayne and yells “What are you, five?!” Leonardo calls him “Little guy” and Damian fucking breaks his knees with a bo staff. Harley’s in her jester outfit telling Joker that eight years of college and three years of residency make her overqualified to be the sexy nurse. Raphael of all turtles lectures Batman about not being direct and trusting with his family. Leonardo kicks Ra’s al Ghul in the balls. Shredders asks Batman to say his last words and he goes, “Cowabunga”