#Bad Santa 2

[movieassholes]

Then, the one time your sunovabitch father didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant. Shit happens.

Sunny Soke - Bad Santa 2 (2016)

#bad santa 2 #kathy bates #billy bob thornton #tony cox #mark waters #terrible mother #con artist #christmasshole

[josefksays]

#Bad Santa 2 #Billy Bob Thornton #quotes #life #scene

[cappedinamber]

Bad Santa 2 (2016)

Directed by Mark Waters

Cinematography by Theo van de Sande

#why does this exist. #bad santa 2 #mark waters #theo van de sande #2016 #billy bob thornton

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to Billy Bob Thornton!

#billy bob thornton #sling blade #one false move #bad santa #the astronaut farmer #Fargo #armageddon #waking up in reno #levity #the apostle #bad Santa 2 #tombstone #goliath #monsters hall #faster #the gray man #homegrown #blood in blood out #the man who wasn't there #a simple plan #bandits #love actually

[gensfilmandfashionblog]

Bad Santa 2

Not too bad, but not really my thing. It was a pleasant surprise to see Christina Hendricks, though.

#bad santa #bad santa 2 #bad santa 2 2016 #2016 #every movie i watch #day 20

[httpiastri]

Jackieeee my most favourite-est person ever <33333

i was having a look-see through your prompts for your 1.5k celly (ive forgotten if i’ve said congrats already but if i haven’t, CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE YOU DESERVE IT SO SO MUCH) and i was wondering if you’d do a Santa Tell Me with Clement and a combination of “you don’t have to be so gentle. i won’t break, you know” and - moving hair away from their face.

i think it’d be really cute idk 🥰

MUAH<3

- shy little embrose from the discord lmao

embrose! my darling!! 🥺💘 thank you so much for your kind words, you're so sweet omg :(( and thank you for requesting! i altered the prompt a little, hope that's okay <3 have a good day sweetheart! and happy new year!!!

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"i have never seen a worse dancer than marcus," lissie says from next to you, nodding off towards the dance floor. when your eyes follow hers, you can barely hold back the laughter that wants to slip past your lips. it's quite clear that marcus and clement are racing drivers, and james is an insurance broker, not professional dancers.

it's easy to tell that none of them are exactly sober, though you're not sure if their moves would've been that much better if they hadn't been as intoxicated. at least they're enjoying themselves, you think to yourself, taking a small sip out of the glass in your hand.

"i wouldn't say either one of them is better than the other," alice pipes up, nudging lissie's shoulder with her own. "doesn't marcus want to join dancing with the stars, though?"

"yeah, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't get voted off instantly."

as if they heard about your discussions, the boys soon stumble back to your table. they're all cackling about something james just said, and clement has a big grin plastered on his face when he flops down in the seat next to you. you cock a questioning eyebrow to him, but he merely shakes his head, one of his hands reaching down to take one of yours. he gives you a gentle squeeze, eyes shifting back to james who's suddenly in the middle of telling some kind of story about a guy on the dance floor.

clement's touch is innocent, and he means no harm. as always, he has good intentions; he wants you to feel comfortable at all times. the thing is, you do feel comfortable – but his soft touches and gentle caresses are not enough.

it's especially easy to feel jealous when his friends and their girlfriends are around, showing off how comfortable they are in public. james and alice have been going out for ages, so pda is never a big deal for them. even marcus and lissie will disappear into a dark corner of a club every once in a while, only to reappear with swollen lips and occasionally a few poorly covered lovebites on their skin.

but clement? always so soft, always so delicate. too soft, too delicate.

behind closed doors, it's a different story. when it's just him and you, he's got no problems being rougher and showing you just how much he wants you. but when you're out in public, even a tiny kiss on your lips is highly uncommon. it all originates in his need to take care of you, to make sure he never does anything wrong – he would hate himself if he ever did something you disapproved of in public. so instead, he always holds back, even though he sometimes wishes he didn't.

the thought is sweet, and you're so grateful to be dating a man who cares so much about your feelings. but you do wish he would... do more.

you aren't sure how to tell him about this, though. it's something you've thought about a lot, but a good time for the conversation just never seems to appear.

when clement looks over at you from james, he notices how your expression has changed. from the bubbly exterior you usually show off to a slightly more gloomy look, and he frowns. he leans down towards you, his mouth brushing your ear as he whispers. "everything okay?"

when he leans back and sees you nodding, a soft smile spreads over his lips. his hand reaches for your face, taking it in his palm and letting his thumb run over the skin of your cheek. his other hand brushes away a few stray hairs that have fallen into your face, and...

there it is again. that light touch, the gentleness.

now or never, you think to yourself.

"hey," you say, catching him off guard. he raises his eyebrows. "you don't have to be so gentle just because we're with friends, you know."

clement's mouth drops open, and then he closes it again. and then opens and drops again. his eyebrows furrow and he looks deep in thought, blinking a few times before finally speaking. "what?"

you let out a groan. "just kiss me properly, you muppet."

he doesn't need to hear anything else. he captures your lips instantly, kissing you like his life depends on it. the hand that was on your cheek just seconds ago has reached down to the back of your neck, pushing you further into him as his thumb runs along the front of your throat. a sound escapes from your mouth and he feels the vibrations as he swallows it, hearing it loud and clear in his head despite the loud music. it's like you're in your own bubble now, completely unknowing of the dancing and music around you, and of how your friends have all stopped to watch you with raised eyebrows.

it's nothing unique per se – you've gone much further than this before – but in this context, it's new. out in the wild, in front of strangers, right before your friends. it's strange, but exciting.

when you eventually pull away, your arms have draped over his shoulders and you've moved so close that your legs are practically on top of his. your eyes flutter closed again when clement's hot breath fans over your face, both of you trying to catch your breaths.

suddenly, a loud cheer erupts from your side as james starts hollering and clapping his hands. marcus soon joins in, his wolf-whistles loud enough to probably be heard all the way across the club, and you lean forward to hide your reddening face in clement's shoulder. you forgot that this would be the consequence of your actions...

but then again, it was worth it. definitely.

clement wraps his arms around your waist, chest bouncing with laughter. "good on you, mate," james yells, and you can practically hear the smirk on his lips. "is this the first time you guys have kissed, or-"

"shut up."

#love u embrose <3<3 this was such a cute request #i know that james has some good ol' hips but let's pretend he is a bad dancer just for the sake of the beginning 🤭 #santa tell me! #jack's 1.5k celly! #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f2 #formula two #formula 2 #clement novalak #clement novalak x reader #clement novalak x you #clement novalak x y/n #clement novalak fluff #f2 fluff #f2 x reader #f2 x you #f2 x y/n #screaming meals

[luonnonvalinnat]

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#im gonna make the joke before anyone else can #wolf: IF I EVER HAVE TO SEE THAT STUPID SERPENT AGAIN I SWEAR #wolf 2 days later: wait he's actually a dilf? damn okay #mr. wolf #mr. snake #my art #tbg #the bad guys #dreamworks #dreamworks the bad guys #secret santa

[spaciebabie]

hanging out w/me while we are watching The Media is like i make a stupid fart, shit, or sex joke and then laugh hysterically b/c the actor said something that was not even funny at all

#spacie spoinks #there are several xampls of this. #thinking of when i was watching lucifer and one of the bad guys was ''bob the knob'' and i lost it for like a good 5 minutes #the only reason i remember this is b/c june clipped it JKFHSKJDFHKSJHFKJFJKSFD #HELP #ITS STILL KIND OF FUNNY #i was laughing so hard there were tears in my eyes LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #in a giggly mood 2night <- is always in a giggly mood #i live 2 giggle i tee hee almost regularly #its b/c of the santa ana winds twink..... #i am OBSESSED with him #i have litrally never watched that show but he convinced me

[ipusingularitae]

i simply love how we all are obsessed with Santa Barbara Ellie. girly is at one of her lowest moments, absolutely suffering from leaving Dina and JJ, feeling guilty and needing closure. and we're here all like "look at how hot ellie is in a beach environment, look at her kicking ass with tank top and bare arms, good looking hair and skin covered in blood, yes queen please step on me honey-boo"

#ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie tlou2 #ellie williams #the last of us 2 #the last of us #tlou2 #tlou #santa barbara ellie #look at her kicking ass and slaying infected #it's all simp and games until we get to the actual beach fighting abby #then i was begging them to stop #please naughty dog gives us happy ellie again #we need bad ass ellie healing too #she'll be a bad ass lesbian after healing too #lesbian character #canon lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #she's hot she's not tall and she's a lesbian #but honestly i also wanna hug her sk bad y'all #wanna give ellie love and affection and cuddles #guess this mood is called dealing with trauma yes #we're all so fucked after 3/4 of the game that seeing ellie like that just makes us go using jokes and thirst as coping mechanism

[laazucena]

CakeEiw & "for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled"

above quote by Ally Condie | 1), 3), 5), 7), 9), 11), 13), 15), 17) : Bad Buddy Ep.5 | 2) : My Only 12% Ep. 3 | 4) : My Only 12% Ep.1 | 6) : My Only 12% Ep.8 | 8) : My Only 12% Ep.2 | 10) , 12) : My Only 12% Ep.1 | 14) : My Only 12% Ep.7 | 16) : My Only 12% Ep.10 | 18) :My Only 12% Ep.12: Pic 18

#happy my only 12% episode 12 y'all 🎉💕😭🙌😍 #this has been waiting in my queue for about 2 weeks now. all i needed was ep12 #i'm saying this like every other week on here or in real life: i adore the trope '(childhood) (best) friends to lovers' #cakeeiw #my heart is so full of them #also when i saw this bad buddy scene during one of my rewatches how could i not make this #bad buddy #my only 12 percent #laazucenas stuff #my only 12% #santaearth #santa pongsapak #cooheart #earth katsamonnat #my only twelve percent #cake x eiw #eiw x cake #my only 12pc #thai bl #thai bl drama #thai bl series #bl series

[pepperpixel]

*Twitching facedown on the floor, frothing and foaming at the mouth.*: Ghghghghgh…. Autoheart…. Songs…. So fitting…. For Simon, Betty, Magic Man…. Their sad sad polycule (A/N: their polycule I made up in my mind)….. oh my god. oh my god……

#fOOLISHLY WRONG! Simon singing to betty…. but not rlly… in his head. like. what Simon would think about everything Betty’s done…. gRGG #foolishly wrong is a song btw. #‘lent’ is also bad end petrigrof… like Betty lives but they break up… #I have several diff versions of these guys in my head… 1 where everything is honky dory wish fulfillment #1 where betty lives but like…. petrigrof truly becomes toxic… #have thoughts for betty and magic man… pre betty becoming golb.. #have thoughts for magic man and Simon… post bettys sacrifice…. #I have autoheart songs for that specific scenario too! #’factories’ and ‘Santa fe’. factories is Simon singing and Santa Fe is magic man. #sorry. I reveal I think these 3 should be horrifically and tragically entangled w one another.. romantically. platonically. ANYTHING #finding solace and understanding in one another… #I proceeded to be pelted w tomatoes and booed out of the adventure time fandom #I am probably just delusional I can admit this… I still… am obsessed. sorry lol #pepper words #like I think of these 3 together and I am instantly gnawing on the bars of my enclosure gHg- #lent I actually think is kinda good for all of them…. #god ok NOW I’m gonna go do real life shit… like eat lunch… and research scanners…. #*proceed. not proceeded. sorry… typings hard #Simon x magic man is COMPLETELY FABRICATED IN MY HEAD. I can admit that.. like those 2 I am just delusional #I just think! it’d be neat if they started hanging out after Betty brings back simon…. #I also do rlly like wish fulfillment happy times w these 3… right now I’m listing to autoheart songs tho.. #so uh… yeah. currently thinking about my fucked up sad ideas for them ghgh- #*listening #I also have thoughts about Betty actually getting proper therapy and help and support and giving up on her quest to save simon #or at least. maybe not giving up completely but… not being so tunnel vision obsessed w it… #and her and magic man being platonic life partners… #ok… anyway. bye. now I’m gonna go eat lunch. now that I’ve divulged w u all my stupid fucking adventure time thoughts ghghg- #actually kind of embarrassed talking about Betty x Simon x magic man but gGHGH- #I’m probably gonna draw art for them eventually might as well rip this bandaid off now lol #adventure time

[irl]

ykno 2day had a rough as FUCK start but….. i got me a big egg….. so…. i thnk its bn a good day

#txt #RAAAAGGH THE BIG EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #IM SO STOKED #BRO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #SEVEN DRAGONS!!!!!!!! #IM GONNA FUCKIN CHISEL TH SHIT OUTTA THT BAD BOY TONITE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #I GOT A DATE W TH BIG EGG AND IM SOOOOOOOOOO STOKED #BEST DIRTY SANTA EVER #th weeb cowrkr got th egg #and i got a rly nice set of ramen bowls n noodles #n aftr th game i slid up 2 him n was like #hey bro……. do u… donu wanna trade……… #N I OBVI GOT THE BIG EGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #RRRAAAAAAAGGGH

[eggo-tistical]

my bad for not posting much lately!! im not free for winter break yet and my days generally consist of fluctuating between "IT'S SOO OVER" and "WE'RE SO BAAACK" at incredibly rabid speeds,

#meant to say rapid but honestly it works this way too #thats just how its goin yaknow #I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IVE GOT A WHOLE TO DO LIST FOR STUFF IVE BEEN DAYDREAMING ABT DRAWING I JUST BARELY HAVE THE TIMEEE #me trying to decide between secret santa shenanigans #hiding this in the tags but i wanna add my own spin 2 eric's magical girl luis au so bad like im gonna DIE and SPLIT MY ATOMS free me pleas

[convexicalcrow]

fr tho I am just so in awe of Sausage as a storyteller. I wasn’t around when he was streaming a few years back so this has been my first intro to him as a streamer. I knew they’d be good bc it’s Sausage and I’ve loved him on others’ streams. But maaaaaaan, the Empires streams have been what I expected and yet so so so much more oml.

The deftness with which he performs lore and dimension jumping on steam is amazing to me. He’s constantly in character anyway so you’re just in his world and willing to be immersed in it, even tho there’s the usual stream things going on. You end up not knowing how much is planned and what might be improv but you don’t even care bc what’s happening on screen is just so gripping you can’t look away.

He inspires me so much for my own minecraft worlds and how to tell stories in them and make them come alive. Even if I’m not making videos about them, having that story brings so many things to life. I am simply in love with this man and his stories and want to build worlds like that one day.

#empires smp #mythical sausage #I am. no longer tense #but maaaan I will need to watch that stream again #so I can record all the lore that I missed #bc it was 2:30am and I was tired as shit and fell asleep lol #also my empiresona would be fleeing to the hills lololol #they ain’t hanging around if there’s trouble brewing #too many bad experiences #maybe someone coming after them after they ran away #they have no way to tell #so they’re gone lmao #sorry Santa Perla #fear’s too strong D:

[yume-fanfare]

tomoya's cards are quite hit or miss in !! era but i think sanctuary is still his best bloomed there (best unbloomed is parallel world no contest)

#i think his initial 5* is one of the best too #both bloomed and unbloomed are really good i love the balloons #parallel world bloomed isnt bad but he has better ones + better outfits as well #shuffle card is rly good also #but his ! era 5*s are just really really good you guys seen transparency and masks? that one is crazy #by far the coolest unbloomed in game #and the bloomed is just as good #his winter santa card is also 10/10 #my fav christmas bloomed and im the tori himemiya guy #and the unbloomed is so cute you guys should read the story #actually im now realizing both tori and tomoya are (i think) the only ones to have 2 christmas 5*/a christmas 5* in both games #just had to stop and think ''was rei in any christmas event in ! era'' boy he sure was #what was i talking about. #right tomoya #his conan card is also amazing i reeeeally want him on eng #i hope his fs2 is super good also #oh my god i almost forgot about that. #yeah i really want him to have a great fs2 pleaseee #i wonder what kind of unbloomed he'll have #sora already had bunnies #it would be nice if he had a theater kind of bloomed too.......... please................. to go with his solo.......................... #i miss tomoya prince cards they should do more of those again #<-hajime pfp behavior #i think im running out of tags to add so my final message is i love you tomoya #mar's midnight rambles

[magalidragon]

bad halloween 2: the reckoning | 👻

They’re baaaaaaack! 😈 Yes, we return to our bad holiday family. This is for @snowxstormworld Jonerys Orgasmic October 2k22, the “Public Sex” prompt. Enjoy!

Arya," he drawled. He clenched his teeth. "Where did they go?"

"Um...well...soooo...." Arya shrugged, not meeting his gaze. "Rhae went into the haunted house and Dany went after her."

"What!?" He whipped his head to the haunted house, the ponytail from the silver wig he wore smacking him in the cheek. He dropped Phee into her carrier and thrust it to Arya. Panic filled his heart, his palms beginning to sweat, and nerves on fire throughout his body. "I have to go in after her!"

"After Dany? She's fine, she loves that haunted shit."

"No!" Dany could take care of herself; she was no shrinking violet or damsel in distress. He was thinking of his baby girl. His baby girl in the middle of a haunted house. A scary haunted house with Night Kings and White Walkers and other things he dared not think about. "My baby!"

"Your baby is right here eating her own foot."

"My other baby!" His little Rhae Rhae. Rhae was unique. She might be able to commune with the dead and hug zombie dolls, but there was something different about haunted houses and things. Something was just...not natural about the Night King story, so he knew the house with all that horror in it would be just as scary. All he could think of just then were the kids coming out all night sobbing and clutching their parents. While he didn't think that would happen to Rhae, he didn't want her having any residual effects in the future from it. Gods knew she was already in her own little world.

Arya snorted. "Rhae can take care of herself. It's Rhae."

Maybe...it was Rhae...but...he bit his bottom lip, trying to work through the panic.

And then he saw it.

The zombie baby. It was just sitting on the table. There was a caramel apple smear on the doll's cheek. He grabbed it. "She needs her doll!" That sealed it. He had to go in after her. After Dany.

#jonerys #jonerys au #my fics #my moodboards #jonerys fanfic #bad halloween part 2: the haunted house reckoning #bad santa jonerys #snowxstormworld #Jonerys orgasmic October 2k22 #day 1: public sex