#con artist

[catgirl-kaiju]

alex jones tries to sell you snake fish oil in increasingly more deranged ways

#comedy #humor #shitpost #video #my editing #alex jones #fish oil #con artist #knowledge fight

[the-lady-maddy]

#motaz azaiza #con artist #fake accounts #palestine #i stand with palestine 🇵🇸 #free gaza #free palestine 🇵🇸 #gaza #gaza strip #free palestine #palestine resources #gazaunderattack #israel is committing genocide

[awesomecooperlove]

👹🤡👹

#obama #scam artist #con artist #organised crimes against humanity #speaktruth #these people are evil #standup #corruption #fight for justice #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[homemadehorrors]

Are you READY Furnal?!

#art #artists on tumblr #conventions #con artist #wormsandbones #homemade horrors #art doll #artdoll #handmade #tiktok #video #convention set up #furnal equinox 2024

[beardedmrbean]

#anita sarkeesian #con artist

[velveteencryptid]

I want the Leverage spinoff that has the mark as the main character/ view point. No explanation. Just this person the audience slowly starts to hate while a few strangers take apart their life. At the end we get the gloat, but with no context: wtf is the food truck guy, that singer, that waiter, and the lady he was supposed to start working with doing together? And who's the other person????

Next episode, new main character. BUT some familiar faces! Except they're all going by different names now? They look and act and seem like totally different people, but it's definitely the same actors. We learn to hate the main character. The strangers take their life apart. The gloat.

Then do it again, and again and again. The only things we learn about the crew are from the mark and the people around the mark.

That could be SO interesting and funny!

#leverage #leverage redemption #con artist #tv show idea #yes please

[plantify]

The TTCC Arg:

#ttcc #con artist #bagholder #toontown corporate clash #plantifyart #art #toontown #toontag #toonblr #cogblr #illustration #small artist #art meme

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman." -- H.L. Mencken

Example:

#H.L. Mencken #evangelism #evangelical #religion #christianity #con artist #scam artists #religion is a mental illness

[liberalsarecool]

Kind of proves FOX is in the business of lying. Their on-air talent knows they are lying.

FOX viewers need the lies to stay captive. It's a massive cesspool of deception killing our families, relationships, and country.

#sean hannity #con artist #king of bullshit mountain

[eaglyn]

Heart or Brain? | Wriothesley x reader

This is sort of a trailer of mine for an AO3 project that I've been working on, albeit I haven't published any chapters yet. Not proofread :)

You were an average girl in Fontaine, living an average life with your family, or at least that's what it looked like on surface level.

What you really were was a member of the House of the Hearth, working as an informant, detective, intelligence manager, you name it. The point is, that you were in a high position and an invaluable member, sitting right by The Knave's side during every meeting.

When you ended up in the Fortress of Meropide, it was also for the sake of an investigation regarding some of its inner workings, and the easiest way to do that was faking a fraud case through your day job, which was a logistics manager at a big Fontainian manufacture company.

Queue fake crying at the trial because of made up reasons that your nonexistent sister living in Mondstadt needed medical attention and had no money for it. Through this, your public image remained almost completely intact as the sweet girl who would help everyone in Fontaine if they ever needed assistance. But more importantly, you were in the prison, serving a three year sentence, which would give you more than enough time to play the slow game and gather as much intel as possible without becoming suspicious.

As a fellow inmate, you became sort of a mentor to fresh inmates, teaching them the know-how about the place, and telling them what and what not to do. You got the reputation of the nice, reliable girl who's totally eager to pull you out of trouble or help you get special perks if you know how to ask her nicely.

But there was one thorn in your side, namely the Duke, Wriothesley. As what you were, a normal inmate, it didn't matter how high of a regard you were held in by others, you had no way of getting close to him and getting your hand on the knowledge that he possessed.

You expressed these concerns to The Knave in a letter, who suggested infiltrating Wriothesley's inner circle through Sigewinne, the melusine girl who worked as the head nurse of the infirmary. As such, you would eagerly ask Sigewinne about any and all questions regarding medicine and healing, meanwhile you learned how to use your Hydro vision to heal wounds and such things.

Sure, it took about six months of your sentence, but you became highly trusted by Sigewinne and 'doctor' also got added to your excessively long list of entries in your job description. From now, it didn't take long before you were actually attending tea parties with Sigewinne and Wriothesley, who was most likely none the wiser about your machinations, as you managed to build a perfect stack of cards for yourself that all played in the favor of your mission and helped you evade suspicion with every move you made.

Tea time with Wriothesley became a common occurrence even when Sigewinne wasn't around, and slowly but surely you managed to get more and more information about him, his past, the fortress, and anything for that matter. In order to keep your friendship with him genuine, you also told him things about your life, albeit from before joining the House of the Hearth, as well as your previous day job as a logistics manager, and pretty much presented him the same persona that you portrayed during the trial, the kindhearted, selfless girl who would risk her life and freedom for those who she cared about.

You truly became his closest confidant when he finally introduced you to his secret project, the ship that he had been constructing under the prison, as well as the strange door that separated Fontaine from disaster.

He arranged for you to work full time as a healer who would treat injuries with her hydro vision, while in your free time, you helped out with your project, and you'd notice that he'd always go out of his way to do things from you, from making sure that you'd eat the best food at the cafeteria to giving you exquisite teas and pastries imported from the surface.

He'd look into your eyes so genuinely that it almost made you cry, knowing that you were nothing more than an undercover spy, a con artist and a fraud. But in terms of the mission, it would be the cherry on top if you managed to get him to fall in love with you, regardless of how bad you felt about it.

Besides, you wouldn't mind having to act like you were madly in love with him, after all he was a smart, strong and incredibly handsome man, and there was something about the way he spoiled you with amazing teas and treats, and the way he would hug you goodbye, or put his arm around your waist when you were together in private that made you question how much longer you could keep everything professional on your end.

When the day arrived that he took your chin in his hand and kissed you softly, you didn't even think of resisting. You kissed him back as if it was your last minute alive, enjoying the way you could still taste the tea in his mouth as he continued stealing your breath.

Being with him felt so genuine and real that whenever he kissed you, you completely forgot about being a liar and a fraud, only to remember it as soon as you looked into his eyes after pulling away.

It wouldn't hurt the mission if you just enjoyed a little bit of spice every now and then, right?

You were utterly torn between two worlds. On one hand, it was your entire life's mission to help prevent the prophecy from coming true and contribute as much to the Fatui as possible, but on the other hand, you had actually developed feelings for Wriothesley, and it was only the matter of days before you could say that you're completely in love with him. Telling 'Father' might damage your reliability and reputation as a Fatuus, while telling Wriothesley would completely ruin your relationship with him. After all, it may have started as you schemes of getting information for the operation, but your feelings for him were real, and you've never felt this way about anyone before.

You'd soon have to choose, but you really didn't want to. Should you let your heart or your brain dictate?

#reader insert #genshin impact #romance #wriothesley #spying #con artist #fatui #the knave #arlecchino #undercover #fontaine #genshin x reader #genshin impact fatui #genshin wriothesley #female reader

[owl-biscuit]

Some cog doodles

#art #artwork #toontown #toontown corporate clash #my art #toontown fanart #ttcc fanart #fanart #doodles #shitpost #con artist #flunky

[johannamation]

LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY ✨

The Chrono gang are coming with me to C2E2!!!

(Leftovers will go up in my shop when the con season is over)

#chrono trigger #con artist #artist alley #johannamation #fanart #artists on tumblr #illustration #keychain #vograce

[theoutcastrogue]

[...] Once the doors were closed, Caroline Rudd made a startling confession: it was she who had forged the bond and instructed her clueless brother-in-law to cash a loan on it. Her remorse was both deep and eloquent⁠⁠—it was only a silly game played by a bored housewife, she lamented. Robert was a good man with children to support, and she would be utterly heartbroken if he were arrested for her foolishness.

Despite Caroline’s flowing tears and prostrate pleading, the Drummonds were skeptical. How could a delicate woman possibly imitate a man’s handwriting? It must be that sweet Caroline was altruistically covering for her brother-in-law’s misdeeds, the Drummonds decided, perhaps even in fear of him. For that matter, where was her husband in all of this? How could they even be sure that it was Robert who had come to them yesterday, or who had returned the second time with tales of elderly socialites on horseback?

So Caroline offered the bankers a demonstration⁠⁠—as long as they agreed to destroy it afterward, so the evidence could not be used against her. According to the Drummonds, Caroline reproduced the fake signature on the bond perfectly, then burned the paper in the fireplace.[...]

#exemplars #forgery #con artist #no tears for the creatures of the night

[froyocorp]

LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES RISE UP

#stupid art #i thoughti posted this here but i guess not... ppl on twt loved these guys funnily enuff #toontown #toontown corporate clash #cold caller #short change #bottom feeder #flunky #con artist #fanart #black artist #digital

[leidensygdom]

I'm finally back on my computer after a hectic week of con-prepping and con-going (at Albanime!)! I tabled together with @boociforme and absent_lambeth (my partner, on instagram), and it went really well! We had a bunch of new stuff, including the acrylic charms (which came out beautifully) and dice/gem necklaces, as well as new prints and stickers. I went with my usual plague doctor attire and got to spook a few people~ (Also ignored the blurred picture, that one is a spoiler- I'll be posting it in the near future!)

All in all it was very fun. Even if we slept around 1~3 hours each day just to get things ready. Hopefully next time it'll be better planned!

#artist alley #con #plague doctor #plague doc #plague #plague mask #plaguecore #costume #outfit #cosplay #artist #artists #con artist

[aeritus]

Commissions done at the last con!

Back on with button madness, always love to do those, all characters to their respective owners!

#aeritusart #commissions #watercolors #convention #con artist #traditional art #watercolor #furry #furry art #furry fandom