Shanks truly believed babies came from treasure chests until he was about 20.
At some point, during his years on the Oro Jackson, Rayleigh did try to teach both boys about the birds and the bees, but Shanks was inattentive and flighty, rarely paying attention to the man's lessons.
Shanks eventually learned, years later, about safe sex from Beckman.
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I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
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(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you
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yes yes characters doomed by the narrative always slap BUT what about characters saved by the narrative? characters who have already given up hope and don't know they have a happy ending? characters who believe they are a lost cause, characters who feel irredeemable, characters who think there's nothing left for them, but the narrative does provide a way out? what about the characters who don't expect anything good, who don't even remember how to wish for it anymore, who get the things they need anyway? what about the characters who actively run from being saved getting saved in a way they can't stop or control. what about being saved by the narrative!!!
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im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that
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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people
Odysseus:
Odysseus:
Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me
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