I simultaneously have an impeccable ability to write well when I try to while also writing some of the most unhinged sentences ever known to humankind when my brain says it would be funny
hello traveler, please, pretty please reach into my body, through too thin skin and take anything you wish, use the strength you need to rip bones and tissues out please they were so heavy, wash them in a puddle and keep them tucked away safely, then patiently stitch what's left of me together and lay me under fresh soil, please
I'm glad I didn't get Old Man Wrecker because I would've literally never would've shut up about it. They knew I wouldn't be able to handle it. That would've killed me on the spot.