#Also if youre unaware

[steph-is-asleep]

Nobody Asked but Here's My Gender + Sexuality Headcanons for Everyone

June: Transwoman - She/Her - I'm honestly stuck between making her a lesbian or making her bisexual, I'm so torn. The only dudes I really ship her with is maybe Dave? and even then, I'm not crazy about the ship. I don't really have someone I fix her with consistently! If she is bi, she has a preference towards women for sure

Rose: Cis woman - She/Her - Lesbian, I don't need to elaborate

Dave: Transmasc, but not necessarily a transman? IYKYK - He/him - Definitely bisexual, with a slight preference towards men

Jade: Nonbinary, I'm not gonna fuss with microlabels too much, it's not my thing, but somewhere in the feminine/enby side of things! - They/She - Pan, but shes very picky with her men. They have to impress her!

Aradia: Cis woman, but VERY gnc about it, again, IYKYK - she/her - bisexual with a preference towards men

Tavros: Cis man, soft about it though - He/They - Pansexual

Sollux: Transman - He/him - The platonic ideal of bisexual. I think if he's not dating someone, he has one guy crush and one girl crush at any given time.

Karkat: Cis man - He/him - Gay, with a lot of comphet

Nepeta: So nonbinary /pos - She/They/Kitty/Kittyself - Pansexual

Kanaya: Transfemme NB - She/They - Lesbian

Terezi: Transmasc + Nonbinary - They/Them - Lesbian

Vriska: Transfemme - She/Her - Lesbian

Equius: Cis man - He/him - Bisexual, preference to women

Gamzee: Nonbinary but he doesn't know it - he/they - Gay

Eridan: transfemme in a nonbinary way, most likely genderfluid - He tells people his pronouns are he/him, but they're actually he/she - bisexual with a men preference

Feferi: Nonbinary with a femme twist - They/She - Pansexual

#If anyone's curious the reason i differentiate between bi and pan is not for any personal preference #it is purely based on what i think the character would call themselves #what i think their relationship to gender and sexuality would be #Also if youre unaware #IYKYK means 'if you know you know' #i dont want anyone to feel confused :"3 #homestuck #headcanons #no other tags we die like men #and im not tagging all those character idc #if you see it you see it

[spooksier]

im glad everybody is seeing the comedy inherent in my american tma au and how many goddamn roadtrips those patriots would have to take. america is huge guys, i take your 3 hour roadtrip to great yarmouth and raise you this

they’d kill each other in that car

#tma #fuck it #tma freedom au #<- JOKE. i find freedom jokes so so funny #*takes your hand* imagine with me. for a second. team archives at a bubba gumps. #(for those unaware: bubba gumps is a resturant based off of forest gump (the movie)) #(every restaurant has a tom hanks statue outside or a tom hanks lookalike just fucking around) #(stranger coded i fear) #this au is both a celebration of the diversity of us culture and also a chance for me to tell europeans about the machete aisle in walmart

[certifiedlibraryposts]

i used to work as a page at a library

Oh nice, they need a lot of those to be in all the books [i am dragged offstage by a comically long cane]

#FR thats neat! #for those unaware that means anon worked under librarians to organize materials and such #also this is y et another attempt to start getting a bit caught up in asks i promise ive seen your asks i just have not answerd yet #i hope to get through them gradually this week i am very sorry ;-;

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

can you blend 3 wooden planks and 2 sticks together?

3 Wooden Planks and 2 Sticks from Minecraft are being-

Oh shit um.. That wasn't meant to happen..

Change of Plans!

A Wooden Pickaxe from Minecraft is being blended!!

You cannot save it.

#(i was unaware that the blender also worked as a crafting table) #(very sorry for the inconvinience) #your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #blender lore #minecraft #wooden planks #sticks #wooden pickaxe

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning' #i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies' #Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot' #which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

[sunclown]

Hits you with zs parents beam part 2 electric boogaloo. Zoro gets his eye fixed

#op #one piece #zoro #sanji #zosan #sanzo #trans roronoa zoro #sora…she has good intentions #sanji doesnt #shitling as a kid and still a shitling he will help his kid be one too #(even if shes unaware shes being one) #also if u notice her necklace thats one of zoros earri*gunshot #they all have one… #this is what happens when youre stuck in marineford and havent seen ur faves in 3 months

[butchfalin]

one day when futaba and akira are hanging out she goes "hey can i ask you a few questions? or... 80, specifically?" and akira says yeah sure and then after they're done he's like so was that just for fun orrr and futaba goes

#not professionally diagnosed or self diagnosed but a secret third thing (diagnosed by your little sister) #yeehaw #futaba sakura #akira kurusu #persona 5 #yeah. sure. i sketched that futaba in like 2 minutes on paper bc i don't have my ipad on me but needed to get out the message #this isnt My score btw this is the result of me taking it and answering what i think akira would do. Which is a normal thing everyone does! #anyway. i think akira is autistic. that's all #oh also if anyone is unaware that's the raads-r result. Yeah.

[fandom-trash-goblin]

lan yuan (愿, hope), courtesy name sizhui ( 思追, to yearn for)

#mdzs #lan sizhui #lan yuan #wen yuan #wei wuxian #lan wangji #little radish #wangxian #the untamed #when your father names you after his literal pining fest #it's like an ancient version of naming your kid after your ship name #you go lan zhan; pine away #what was that one sentence #sex is good but have you named your kid after your love for your dead not-boyfriend who was also your kid's other father but he was unaware #*mine: aesthetics

[lact101]

I think they should talk about it..

#art #pokemon #the indigo disk #trainer arven #trainer carmine #trainer kieran #doodles #I think it would be so interesting #also I’m pretty sure they’re unaware that arvens parents are Turo and Sada #so it would be like ‘wait holy shit… THAT WAS YOUR MOM/DAD???’ #also I do realise I’m posting a lot of drawings #idk why tbh #pokémon dlc spoilers

[artaintfartwarriors]

#birchfall #thunderclan #tnp #tpo3 #oots #avos #tbc #asc #still alive Jesus #this guy makes me so. hmm. #just completely unaware of the shit his daughter was going thru in the df despite also training in ot #like idk maybe take one second and reflect on the way your daughter has been brutalized her entire childhood #just saying idk

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I think fans want Jason to be a good person or be becoming one. To have a character that is well meaning and compassionate but decided murder is ok and to stand against main heroes who’s beliefs and actions go against the people he cares about and wants in his life. It’s confusing for people. People want their fav characters to be happy. But Jason can’t have his family’s support and follow his moral code. He’s cares about people and Gotham, and he’s an asshole who kills. It’s messy. It’s not black and white. I don’t even think Jason cares about being a good person or in the right anymore. I think he cares about what will save the most people instead.

Oh my goodness gracious I’ve been bamboozled

Batman’s definition of Good is not synonymous with absolute good/right no matter how much dc insists it is. Torture, battery/assault, surveillance, those are all condemnable actions too. I won’t get into the exhausting and frankly dumb debate of comic book morality wrt killing because I’ve already reblogged plenty of posts from other people who explained my thoughts on the matter far better than I ever have the patience to sit down and articulate. I also just think the notion that there’s something to be done about fictional characters who kill nazis and senseless murderers is stupid. Jason’s point is that the “main” heroes’ sanitized definition of right has its unaddressed holes and flaws which ultimately result in more preventable fatalities, and that he’ll work to correct those missing spots.

He doesn’t not care about doing what’s right. What he doesn’t care about (at least during his Winick characterization) is whether Batman thinks he’s right or wrong, because he sees the flaws in Batman’s methodology (and since he has a mind of his own). Batman’s methods alone cannot address Arkham’s revolving door and the rogues that come and go through those doors who have no intention (or capability from the doylist pov) of ever changing or undergoing redemption. Jason knows that he’s minimizing the number of preventable deaths by killing his targets, typically Characters Who Simply Do Fucked Up Shit Just Because, Why The Fuck Not?

Secondly, Jason is compassionate … to a fault. That was his fatal flaw. If he wasn’t so hell-bent on saving his potential birth mother he just met from that bomb despite everything she did to him prior, he could have protected himself instead, however slim his odds of survival were. What about his relationship with his other parents? He was a caregiver during his early childhood years for Catherine, until her death. Even mature adults who are financially stable find being a caregiver to a dying parent to be extremely burdensome on their bodies and minds, but he never complained about it or resented Catherine for being unable to care for him. Despite how none of his parents have really been what he needed them to be, he doesn’t blame them for their failings, and even continues to think highly of them (Bruce included).

And post-death? Enter Lost Days. Despite being dead set on plotting his revenge on Bruce, he constantly sidelines this in order to save other victims who are helpless like he once was. His own anger, trauma, and mission don’t remain his priority. (Sound familiar? Something something my own trauma above my son’s, mission above all else, etc.). Why would he waste precious time and risk his own life to do this if he wasn’t empathetic towards these victims or didn’t care about doing the right thing. He is simultaneously horribly traumatized and full of rage, and also incapable of ignoring what’s happening to victims around him (even as he claims that it’s indeed not his priority). And in that same vein, the entire premise of his rebirth outlaws run was that he doesn’t care if the public views him as a villain, an outlaw, so long as he can protect Gotham. And anyway where is this portrayal of him not caring about being in the right anymore. Almost every modern Jason story is about him grappling with where he stands with Bruce/Batman. During the early 2000s was probably the last time he did not care (hello, tentatodd??).

Jason has very evidently been portrayed as a kind and compassionate character. He is also simultaneously a calculated killer who doesn’t hesitate to kill when he deems necessary, and does so without remorse. It’s called being a Complex Character With An Edge™ that as you said, people so often claim to love. However when he fulfills that latter part, that seems to upset people because “killing bad”, and they then try to shave off and round out all his edges and claim he shouldn’t be that angry. In that case I guess you should just stick to liking traditional one-dimensional characters instead of claiming to like Jason but then encouraging his character assassination attempt by dc. Lol.

Lastly, who said anything about the batfam making Jason happy? Just because he’s written nowadays to want acceptance from Bruce (a shoddy attempt at forcing a non-existent nuclear batfamily), doesn’t mean that it’s a sound decision or that it does his character justice. I certainly don’t empathize with the idea that Jason needs the family’s approval or acceptance to be happy. (And anyway he has enough outlets for angst and pain aside from the batfam hello explore his other sources of trauma and do more deep dives into how he thinks when he’s alone). I don’t want them to magically make up and become one big happy family. This is not disney Lol. Besides, there are plenty of stories from dc that have that type of “wholesome” (hate that word utilization) characterization for Jason (Li’l Gotham, Tiny Titans, wfa, and even new stuff like the brave and the bold mini) and that is sufficient imo. Jason fans who are invested in the character deserve accurate, nuanced characterization and well-written stories, whether they be from his robin days (e.g., Batman: The Cult) or as red hood.

#fellas. ya know what else is wholesome? avenging your own death #you can have moments of ‘reconciliation’ or peace but still maintain a strained relationship which is far more realistic #‘he’s an asshole that kills’ and Bruce is an asshole who doesn’t kill. lol. #you can’t claim Jason’s conflicted and disturbed but go on to say Bruce is perfectly sane those two are mutually exclusive #also please realize that a character acting out of anger does not mean they lack compassion. #implying that he doesn’t care about doing the right thing is saying the same thing that person said; #that he doesn’t actually know what he’s doing. that he hasn’t thought through his moral stance. #‘Jason didn’t put any thought into anything he did in utrh he’s just a poor mentally ill lost soul who needs the batfam’s love to heal 💔’ #🤝 #‘jokers just a poor victim of society 😔 he just needs someone to understand him and maybe one day he’ll heal and realize he’s wrong’ #what they both have in common is that they’re misunderstood in opposite directions #the joker doesn’t have a point to prove. there’s no deeper meaning behind what he does. everything is a joke to him. #he isn’t unaware of right vs wrong lmfao #jason todd #dc #asks #my post #and I think you’re implying that he’s utilitarian based on that last part but I don’t think he is #user mintacle posted a few metas regarding that and again they explain it much better than I prob could #anyway it isn’t difficult to understand his character if you know why you like him and you actually read his stories #that post specifically was from someone who clearly said they did not read the comic so. technically they’re on their own wavelength #edit: grammar

[soullessjack]

idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time

#what’s even weirder is that half of these precious sunshine baby characters will canonically have some kind of temper too 😭😭 #like sorry I don’t think Adrien is an innocent ray of sunshine he was literally destroying property out of spite 😭😭 #cal.txt #autism stuff #fandom ableism #infantilization #she ra spop #entrapta #spn #supernatural #jack kline #autistic jack kline #adrien agreste #Like of course he isn’t canonically ND but the whole angle of his social awkwardness and unawareness #miraculous ladybug #it’s still a common trait in ND people and it’s probably the most infantilized aspect of us #but come on man #and don’t even get me started on jack. we know how I feel #TLDR jack strangling the gas n sip employee in a rage so blind he had to be shot in the back to snap out of it #like am I alone in this am I detecting a pattern that nobody else is . #siigghhh #we will never be free 😭😭😭😭 #castiel #at some point in the fandom and probably still in a few corners #autistic representation #this goes for when a character is simply coded that way too #like I cannot stress enough how coding and representation work #I also cannot stress enough that ableism does not have to be intentional to be ableism holy BALLS dude #you can do it by accident!!! you can play into tropes that you didn’t realize were bad!!!! ITS NOT A MORAL FAILING ON YOUR PART #it’s just a product of society like everything else.

[blue-thief]

how do you stop/prevent a ship war. like 95% of my blog is dedicated to skk but i jumped on board with sigzai the MOMENT dazai chose sigma. i love them both. i just wanna open the comments of sigzai instagram posts and see stuff like "yippeee!!! sigzai!!!!", not a whole bloody battle

#skk community i love you but - i can't believe *i'm* the one saying this - not everything has to about them #sigzai community i also love you but y'all are turning into insufferable bitches too yk #i see more and more anti soukoku and anti sigzai content but i KNOW you guys don't actually have a problem with the ships themselves #your problem is with the community so can both communities chill the FUCK out #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #sigzai #soukoku #skk #i miss the days when i was unaware of the war but now i can't escape it

[darkwood-sleddog]

because i had to (politely) warn/criticize an acquaintance musher who was out on the trail in 86% humidity and 80F weather running their dogs on a rig when i was there today, i thought now was a good reminder that:

dogs do not cool down effectively when it is more humid

dogs that have previously suffered heat stroke are more at risk of developing it again and will do so more easily than a dog who has never had heat stroke. This ALONE is a great risk to sled dogs.

in the northern hemisphere a majority of dog heat stroke incidents take place in July (which is the month I'm writing this).

most mushers do not recommend running dogs in harness over 50F. No your dogs are likely not an exception. All dogs can develop heat stroke.

HERE is a post with a helpful chart from the Australia Sledding Sports Association about how to determine a safe combination of humidity and heat to run in. (it is in Celcius, but the combination of what we walked in today was easily a 26 on this chart.)

Some mushers CAN train dogs during the summer. Those that are in much more arctic conditions where early am may sometimes be frosty this time of year are clear to do so. Although the Mush with P.R.I.D.E. Sled Dog Welfare Guide has some warnings about the risks running dogs in hot weather poses. Their description of heat stroke even mentions snow which, yes, is true. Sled Dogs can easily overheat even in snowy conditions. Even then though, the summer mushers i see (who are in like...the Yukon...) are regularly monitoring temperatures and not running when it is above 50F.

and look. I've been at the receiving end of weather temperature criticism myself. I once ran Sigurd and Zombie on a like...60F degree evening in summer as a novice and my mentor tore me a new one. I felt bad (and cried lol), but it is what it is and i never did it again. It's also why working with and/or seeking advice from sport veterans is important. I will also never stall or refuse to tell somebody they're posing a risk to their dogs, not only bc i care for their animals well beings, but because mushers pushing dogs like this does reflect badly on the sport.

The one thing i do to make sure i'm aware of how hot my dogs may be besides monitoring the temperatures? I overdress whenever i take them out.

#dogblr #dog sledding #sled dogs #like yeah it doesn't feel great in the moment to be like 'hey you shoudn't be running your dogs' #but if they're unaware i might have just saved them some heartbreak #and if they are aware and still running in the temps it was today? they're not someone i wish to associate with #because you are actively putting your dogs and this sport at risk #also one of the dogs was under 1 year i love democracy. #i have this disease called 'won't shut up about dogs' #also the mush with pride guide my beloved has sourced research on many topics #i especially appreciate their paragraphs about teaching dogs with positive training methods #dogs were pet bred sibes with more coat than my mals they looked. HOT. #if you want an idea of the humidity level i had to change clothes multiple times today bc of how damp i was which yeah tmi but also.

[hella1975]

me: yeah i didn't project too badly onto taob haha *sees a quote from taob randomly on a tiktok webweave about girlhood*

#HELLO?????? yeah zuko they girlhooded you. yeah no they transed your gender #idk if this makes sense but ur coping mechanisms are just sooo she/her #like do you have any idea how baffling this was like no tags no search no nothing it was just there by sheer luck #i saw it was a webweave about girlhood and i was like ohoughhee this will be good #got a few slides in. hello i recognise thAT FUCKING QUOTE WHAT IS HAPPENING #like it's such a niche quote and out of context like it was it could have been from ANYTHING #AND it wasn't credited which i'll get to in a second #but honestly i felt like a mother identifying her child through something incredibly niche like a single freckle or some shit #bc i was like 'this is such a nondescript quote and isnt a big enough moment for me to remember vividly and yet somehow i Just Know' #and low and behold i double checked with a cheeky ctrl+f on taob AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT #WHAT THE FUCK #im a tad fuming there was no credit like the person used like 12 images and only 3 of them are Non-Tumblr Writing Quotes #and NONE got credited #like i get it's hard enough to get art credited but i feel with artists there's still a general conensus that you're SUPPOSED to tag them #but with writing people honestly just treat it like it's free real estate and the thing is it kinda IS especially if it's fanfic #but also..... why would you not just say who wrote that? like you clearly like it enough to put in ur little slideshow #so why not give credit where credit is due. annoying. bc now im like if this happened by pure fucking chance #then how many times has this happened when ive literally been totally unaware of it? #how many times have MY WORDS just been flung about tiktok without any acknowledgement that i wrote them? #idkkkk just how writing especially amongst tiktokers is treated as a lesser or watered down artform #that doesn't require the decency given to 'actual' art. i might just be being cynical bc i dont like tiktok tho lol #like girl (taob) what the hell are you doing at the devil's sacrament #taob

[bumblingbabooshka]

Someone on the "is it not enough to see Tuvok" post commented "Unfortunately, seeing Tuvok frequently requires also seeing a Neelix, which is unacceptable." and Bea, I am being sooo brave about it, I've not even murdered them (yet)

I am pinning this to your lapel like a purple heart:

They are worsties, they're divorced despite never being married, they have pigtail crushes on each other, they are mutually annoying co-workers, they are middle aged men and also high school girls with the most insane beef ever, family men without families, orchid breeders (one for sustenance and the other for beauty), they're everything.

#if Tuvok & Neelix were both women they WOULD have had a fanservicey lesbian scene together I will die on this hill #Fem! Neelix: (tits out) It's natural Mrs. Vulcan! There's nothing to be ashamed of! You have an amazing body #no one would ever think you had four kids - I'm jealous of your skin though you could do with a few freckles blablabla <3 #Fem! Tuvok: (too shocked to speak) ............. #'high school girls with the most insane beef ever' ok...so Tuvok is like an ice queen and Neelix is giving like 'weirdgirl school spirit' #energy but secretly also a bit of a bitch and they get along SOMETIMES but the beef is never completely forgotten #the hatchet is buried frequently but they always know where it is in case they need to dig it up again (to bury it again later) #their specific brands of conversational unawareness do NOT mesh well and it's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. #the beauty of Tuvok & Neelix is that they absolutely fully know they're being annoying except when they don't. You dig? #anyway I love Neelix - he's my little guy. Stuffed animal to me. #bee doodles #Q&A #anon #the appeal of tuvok/neelix...the thing you HAVE to keep in mind is that Tuvok is insufferable #Tuvok: -crashing through social interactions. failing spectacularly- #Neelix: WHOO!!!! YEAH YOU CAN DO IT MR. VULCAN!!! Ah...he's such an inspiration <3