#Alcina is the snitch

[ctitan98official]

Anonymous: I absolutely loved Momma Donna / Alcina but I can only imagine them catching their child reader whose now a young adult (maybe 20 yrs) smoking pot with the dimitrescu daughters lol maybe uncle Karl too

Haha! Yeah, that checks out. I did Alcina in this one and I’ll try to make another for Donna. Post this ask is talking about here! Let’s get into it!

Y/N, Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Sitting on the roof of the castle high as fuck*

Y/N: Do y'all ever notice how… Tall Mama is? That’s weird, right?

Cass: *Eyes wide, laughs* She is really tall! When you were little, she could hold your entire body in one hand!

Dani: *Starts bawling out of nowhere, crawls over to Y/N on all fours* You were so smmmaaaalllll! Why can’t you be like that now? *Pinching Y/N’s cheeks, buries her face in their hair*

Y/N: *Trying to push Dani off* Quit snotting all over me, Dani! Nasty!

Bela: Well, in my mind, Y/N’s still little. *Picks Y/N up and cradles them like a baby* Precious, itsy-bitsy, squish!

Y/N: H-hey, put me down! I’m too stoned for this!

Dani: Group hug, everybody!

Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Squeeze the shit out of Y/N, trying to wrestle them out of each other’s arms*

Cass: It’s my turn to hold, Y/N!

Dani: No, mine!

Cass and Dani: *Pulling Y/N in two different directions, getting rougher*

Y/N: Let me go! You’re gonna tear me apart!

Cass: Ha, a maiden in the dungeon said that to me earlier when I was torturing her. That was fun…

Y/N: *Freaked out* If you let me go, I’ll show you where I keep my snack stash!

Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Quickly drop Y/N, have the munchies*

Bela: *Grabs Y/N by the collar* Show us, Y/N! I need a twinkie or something! Anything!

Y/N: It’s in a box under my bed!

Bela and Dani: *Start running off*

Cass: Wait, idiots! That’s where Y/N keeps their girly magazines!

Y/N: O.o What the fuck, Cass! You’ve been looking through my things?!

Cass: *Brings a hand to her mouth, laughing* Damn, I was just kidding, you perv! You actually have porn under your bed?

Y/N: *About to die from embarrassment*

Dani: *Laughing her ass off*

Alcina: *Clears her throat*

Y/N, Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Startled, turn and look behind them*

Alcina: *Furious, tapping her foot* What is going on up here?! You’re making a racket! And Y/N, how tasteless! You’re throwing out those magazines immediately!

Y/N: My mom knows about my porn. Kill me now. Somebody throw me off the top of this roof.

Alcina: *Spots the weed* Outrageous! You four have been getting high up here?!

Dani: Yeah! Fuck the police!

Cass and Y/N: *Start laughing*

Bela: I would have suggested something more like defund the police, but I agree.

Y/N: That too, but definitely fuck the police.

Alcina: *Growls* Silence!

Y/N, Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Shut their mouths*

Alcina: *Looks at Bela, Cass, and Dani* Look what you three have done to your baby sibling! Corrupting them with drugs!

Y/N: Yeah! I’m completely innocent in this! Tell ‘em, Mama!

Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Shoot murderous looks at Y/N*

Bela: It was your weed, you imbecile!

Y/N: *Sticks their tongue out at Bela, gives her the finger* No one likes a snitch, kiss-ass!

Alcina: *Appalled at Y/N’s behavior* No! No, no, no, no! My baby will not be using drugs, looking at pornography, or behaving like a ruffian! I forbid it!

Y/N: *Whips out their trusty puppy-dog eyes on Alcina* We just smoked to relax a bit, Mama. Are you mad at us??

Alcina: *Sighs and rubs Y/N’s head, can’t stay mad at her baby* Dragas, just promise me this will not happen again, alright?

Y/N, Bela, Cass, and Dani: We promise!

Alcina: Good. Now clean all of this up and go to bed.

Y/N, Bela, Cass, and Dani: *Start to leave*

Alcina: Y/N? Just a moment.

Y/N: *Cringes, stays back* Yes, Mama?

Alcina: I want all of those disgusting magazines and any drugs you have on my desk by tomorrow morning. Do you understand?

Y/N: *Sighs* Understood.

The next morning:

Alcina: *Smoked literally five bowls worth of Y/N’s weed, looking at the porn magazines* Wow, look at the gozongas on her! Not as good as mine, but flame recognize flame.

Alcina: *Makes up a silly song, giggling* Boobies, boobies. Yes, I have big boobies. I think they’re worth their weight in rubies.

Alcina: *Starts laughing hysterically* I should make one of those Ticky Tocks! I’m hilarious when I’m high!

Masterlist

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #re8 village #re8 lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #re8 shitpost #re8 incorrect quotes #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu

[theauthor2103]

AU where Professor YN and Professor Dimitrescu share a dance together. Art by iandipen

You leaned back in your office chair, kicked your feet up on your desk, and rested the back of your head in your hands. It had been an extremely long day at the college grading midterms, each professor had been shut up in their office with their heads in papers and computers, laptops, and MacBooks. The students were enjoying their first day of spring break while you and the other professors were hard at work. The college halls were empty and eerily silent, which left you feeling unsettled. It was simply unnatural to for the school to be this quiet, there was always the sound of people walking up and down the halls, keys dangling from lanyards, pens and pencils writing on paper, the clicks of keyboards from people typing.

You decided to put on some music to calm your nerves while enjoying your lunch break. Most of the professors would be going to the break room to enjoy lunch provided by the Headmistress from a local restaurant. It was a nice way to end the quarter before going on break, but you decided not to go. It was your first year teaching at this college and you had too many papers to grade since you decided to take on an extra class. You you wanted to get home a decent hour rather than being stuck past 7pm. You decided to bring snacks to eat during the day instead of having a lunch, that way you wouldn’t get distracted by the staff lunch and could get work done. You knew that if you walked up to the professor’s lounge, it would be over. There would be no way you would get any more paper grading done, so you decided to work in your office and spend your lunch break dozing off for just a little bit while listening to the music play.

You smiled when the sound of Glen Miller’s Moonlight Serenade came on and sighed out. That song always calmed you down and put you at ease. You turned the volume up all the way, put the song on loop, and leaned back in your chair again. It wasn’t like there was anyone around that would complain about the music being too loud, and even so it was just Glen Miller. Who would ever complain about this song?

“Why Miss L/N, I didn’t take you for a fan of Glen Miller,” said a low voice from the door. You smiled and sat up in your chair to greet your friend, turning the music down a bit. “There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Professor Dimitrescu.” Alcina strut into your office and tutted at you.

“Sleeping on the job? I thought you said you would be getting your work done today, and yet here you are,” she sat down on your desk, pulling the ends of her skirt down, “lulling about.”

“Everyone deserves a nice break, Alcina. I believe it was you who originally told me that and stressed how important it is to not overdo it,” you said, eyes closed and leaned back in the chair.

“I believe what I said was don’t overdo it, not sleep on the job. Perhaps I should report your insubordination to the headmistress,” she teased you, smiling back.

“Snitch,” you teased back. Alcina rolled her eyes at you and stood up from your desk.

“I came to collect you for the spring break party,” the taller woman said, crossing her arms over chest.

“Oh, I’ve had my fair share of spring break parties. My parties days are over I’m afraid, but you kids have fun.” You waved your hand and playfully shooed her off

“Kids?” Alcina smiled at you and rolled her eyes, looking at a rubix cube, a stress ball, and some squishy dinosaur toys you had on your desk. “I’m older than you.” Alcina placing her hands on her hips and leaning on her foot. You felt your face blush and swallowed, the ends of Alcina’s mouth curving upward ever so slightly. The two of you had been flirting with each other ever since you started working at the college.

“It hardly shows. I swear, when I first met you I thought we were the same age.” She blushed and chuckled a little, her voice rumbling in her chest. You wanted to feel the vibration of her vocal cords in your mouth and kiss her. This little game of cat and mouse you two had been playing since the beginning of the year was itching away at you. You weren’t entirely sure if Alcina had the same feelings for you, or if she was just indulging herself.

“Charming as always,” Alcina said. “Now are you coming to lunch or not?”

“Eh, I don’t think so. As much as I’d like to, I won’t get any work done for the rest of the day if I go.”

“I can understand that,” Alcina nodded. Moonlight serenade began to play again and she smiled, slowly swaying her head back and forth. “I do so love this song.” You smiled up at her and stood from your chair, leaning against the desk.

“I do too. It really calms me down.”

Alcina smirked at you and batted her eyes gently. “Am I making you nervous?”

“No, no,” you chuckled nervously, “I just- you know, it’s been a long day with these papers. Just spikes up my anxiety sometimes. That’s all.”

“Well, don’t let me keep you from your work.” You frowned and felt your heart sink. You didn’t want her to leave, you wanted to spend more time with her. Work be damned, you could always come in tomorrow and do the rest.

“Oh no, no. You’re not keeping me from my work.” You tried not to seem too obvious and attempted to be cool about it, not wanting to come off as desperate. Again, the ends of her lips curved upwards as you walked over to her from the other side of the desk. She looked you up and down quickly, her face glowing from the sun’s rays, wrinkles and laugh lines more defined.

“Good,” she said, stepping closer. You were inches from each other. You could feel your face heating up and you had butterflies in your stomach. Alcina reached up for a loss button on your collar shirt and buttoned it up. “This was lose.” You both stepped forward slightly, the music ringing in your ears. For months now, you wanted to grab the older woman’s face and smash your lips onto hers hard, rip her clothes off, run your hands down her back and hold her close to you in your arms.

“Thank you,” you said. “Umm….” Should you take a chance? “Alcina, I was wondering….” What if she said no and rejected your advances? Did she actually like you, or was she just stringing you on? What if you mistook her friendship for something more? What if she felt uncomfortable by you and stopped talking all together?

“Yes YN?” Alcina asked, looking back into your eyes.

“Would you….” You were too nervous to ask her and instead let your body do it for you. You reached a hand up, offering a dance. Alcina blushed down at you and took it. You felt your face melt off from heat and your stomach leaped. You felt her fingers close around your hand and placed your hand on her hip while she rested hers on your shoulder. You awkwardly swayed back and forth on your feet and held Alcina close.

“YN, do you actually know how to dance?” Alcina asked chuckling. You were far too happy to care, lost in her beauty and enjoying this moment that you had been killing for.

“No, not really.”

“Well, perhaps I’ll teach you.”

“You know… I would really like that.”

“As would I.” You felt your heart melt and followed her lead, trying not to step on her feet. Having Alcina in your arms like this, dancing with her, moving your hips with hers, it was a dream come true. Not exactly how you pictured things going, but it was even better than what you imagined. You wanted more of Alcina, wanted to spend more time with her, wanted to know her better, you wanted her to love you back. You fell hard for this woman the day you met her and you were getting antsy and impatient after all these months of waiting. You didn’t want to scare Alcina off knowing she did not trust most people and waited patiently for her.

It finally paid off. Alcina rested her head on your shoulder and wrapped her arms around your neck. You locked your arms around her waist and held her close to your body. “You know, I’ve liked you for some time now, YN.”

“Really?” you smiled. Alcina lifted her head up slightly.

“Have I not made that clear with all the passes I’ve made and the flirtatious jokes?”

“Hahaha, no you have. I just… I respect you, Alcina. I know it’s hard for you to trust people and I don’t want to push you. But, I really like you.” You gently began rubbing her back softly as the music played on.

“Thank you, YN. I know I can be… difficult sometimes at reciprocating feelings.”

“Worth the wait, Professor.” Alcina smiled and looked at you. You stared back at her and grinned, leaning in to her face until her lips touched yours. Alcina gently caressed your face and deepened the kiss with you. You held her tightly against you, not ever wanting to let go of this perfect woman.

Yeah, the wait was definitely worth it.

#SoundCloud #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #lady alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu AU #lady dimitrescu x reader #lady dimitrescu and reader #lady dimitrescu x YN #lady dimitrescu and YN #lady dimitrescu story #re8 #resident evil village #resident evil village AU #professor alcina dimitrescu #Professor dimitrescu #theauthor2103 #angstyanon0 #angstyanon😛 #resident evil 8 #should I continue this story with hot office sex?

[team-avia]

Theres some spoilers ahead😔✌ also this is super long im so so sorry i wanted to praise all of u and then it got a lot of asks and long texts by me i swear im just trying to be nice😭

Soo, ive done all routes except Angie (im gonna do it later) and i wanted to talk about it so sorry for being annoying😭

I've got two Bela endings, one was happy lovey traveled lets save the fam and all that. Loved the story, mia trying to kill me was so not a girl girls move. The other ending I didn't support her and went to Miranda (snitch? yes but mira liked it so...), sad part was that bela got sent to a hospital (i hope???) but fun to see the difference. Bela was a mean girl but with reasons (no heart lol) so i didnt click with the romance because i like the evilness with conscious.

I got two alcinas ending too, talked about the "happy" one before and im still upset dani got mad for me dating her mother, i really value friendships ( also mira died?????) Soo i tried a different ending without romancing her, i guess i questioned too much because guess who got turned into a sculpture🤪 (also how will mira recover my body to start it all over again? girlie is gonna have a hard time).

I got one Cassandra ending and one Dani ending, both were happy. I liked Cass more because it felt more like paths i would take in my life. However character wise i loved how both were written, Dani was so adorable i wanted to hug her forever and giver her all the praise (lets be fr her family was not doing it).

And to finish, the loves of my life Donna and Miranda. Both of their stories made me all aaaaaaaaaaa, ive loved them since re8 and it captured the image i had of them perfectly. I've played both twice and got a happy ending i simply cant not love them. It was so cool to see the foreshadowing in Donna's story, when she said Miranda was going to keep her in a tighter leash next time i was like 🤨😲😔.

I know Miranda is evil and that apparently shes keeping everyone in a loop until she gets us to be with her, but thats lowkey so sweet😍

Anywayy, loved everything, the characters were amazingly written, i also kept trying to decode the background to see if there was anything secret (blame flanagan), their expressions was so on point it was awesome to stare at it changing.

You all deserve every love and praise that exists in this world, tysm for putting this together, i really dont know how to thank you enough so that u understand how good all of this is (hence all of the asks ive sent istg sorry again😬)

LISTEN!!! WE LOVE!!! THE ASKS!! I DRINK THEM LIKE COFFEE!! And I drink coffee like water.

As to how Miranda can get you when you're a statue ... she has her ways :^) (It's Mia. Mia is breaking into the manor and steals you. hehe. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I.)

And right?? Dani deserves all of the hugs and affection.

Thank you for loving it so much that you send us so much love and so many asks 💙

Arla

#mail 💌 #arlamod💙 #Resident Lover Spoilers #blame flanagan 😂 you're right though

[fantasy-relax]

Cassandra

You feel that your fighting scenes are lacking so after playing with the children you go to the training grounds for inspiration. The middle daughter is quick to notice your presence.

"Want to see if you could enter? Oh mighty alpha! "

"No, I done fighting"

"done with it?"

She is interrupted by the trainer but her curiosity is touched. At the end she search for you and there you are sitting on the grass, writing and erasing in your journal. Before she can get close one of the male alpha apprentice get first, the talk starts tame but then she hear the mockery and insults to you, she interrupts with her temper barely contained.

"of course this pathetic alpha need the help of the weird omega!"

Her temper is flaring but before she could respond you do it without looking.

"of course this weird omega kick the ass of the stupid alpha talking shit, you should go to the medic I think your head is fucked up after that beating, or are you that imbecile?"

"you motherfucke-"

"if she have your face not thanks"

"Im gonna-"

"cry? Get lost before I make you eat dirt again"

The boy is gone cursing you, you get up and start walking, the brunette follows you.

"if you could defend yourself you should have done it"

"I don't give a shit about what he was saying I was tuning him out until you came"

" he will want revenge"

"Then I will talk with the captain, if he is like that as apprentice how he will be as a knight?"

"snitch"

"smart"

"you should have punch him"

" I told you, I'm done with fighting"

"what do you mean by done with fighting?"

"that I done with fighting"

"hahaha you are soo funny, you are a alpha! You should be aggressive and savage, not a coward hiding in the corner!"

"*sigh* my lady I am a orphan, since I can remember I been fighting for food, for attention, for my life. I don't wish to fight, I can, I can fight like a rat trapped in a bucket with coal but if I don't need then I will rest, I deserve to rest.

You walk away and she let's you go, she can say anything about that, after all the woman that birthed her only give them enough food to not die and even then is was too little for the three, Bela will give up her portion most of the time to feed Dani and her; beatings and insults were pretty common too, shit they not even known how to talk. They only understood pain, hunger and hate until mother adopted them and showed them about love, trust and safety.

So how can she shame you for searching peace when thats all what she wants for her family?

The next time she sits with you after her practice:

" how are you doing oh talented writer!"

" I think I getting there"

You show her your writing

"nah, this is not what a knight or swordman do"

That's the routine for Cassandra and you, some days both of you will be in the grounds, you will make a scene and she will show you how a fight like that will go. You write a lot more of action scenes and the children are amazed (Cassandra stand up proud of herself in the back when her schedule allow her) her sisters roll their eyes laughing softly.

The moment that she know that she is in love:

Is after a tournament, she was so close to win but she lost her balance in the last moment, she still receives ovation and praise because she was the youngest participant and the only omega, but in her way to the backroom she hears it.

"oh she kick your ass!"

"dude I not gonna fight with a omega girl"

"yeah I was soft too with her"

"this is only temporary, a fancy thing, she will understand that she is not built for this."

"really, omegas only are good for breeding"

She sees red.

The next thing she knows is that she is in the arms of her Mom, her body hurts a lot more there is lot of blood too, in her hands (sharper now), in her face, in her teeth. She is forbidden to participate in more tournaments until she is 18 (she should be banned for life but you know, privilege) her mother scolds her for hours (alcina make sure that the boys suffer from misfortune too) and she is forbidden for practice too at last for a month, she stays in her room and she eats there, her sisters and mom leave her alone. Mia talk to her through the door if she wants to play fight but Cassandra says no, so she let's her be.

You go to see her but she screams at you, the third time that you go, you hear her crying so you opened the door (pick the lock) and enter. She looks at you with wild eyes and when she recognized you she scream at you to go away. You sit slowly in the floor with your hands were she can see.

"what do you feel?"

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK I FEEL!"

"I don't know that's why I asking"

"IM A ANGRY"

"at who?"

"AT THEM"

"who Is them?"

"The stupid alphas, the stupid manthings, the stupid people that think of me as weak, I'm not weak"

"you are not"

" I train hard, I work hard, Im not some stupid girl that doesn't know the world! When my punishment ends I will show them!"

"show them what?"

" that I'm stronger than them"

"that will satisfy you?"

"of course"

"you value more what the stupid alphas, the stupid manthings, the stupid people are saying that what your family says?

"I don't-"

"you do, Cassandra what do you think about you?"

" I- I'm"

"...breath slowly, inside,1, 2,3 4 outside 1 2,3 4"

" I work hard"

"you are hardworking"

"I'm good with the sword"

"you are skilled"

"I'm protective"

" you are protective"

"I'm strong"

"you are strong"

"I'm an omega"

"you are one"

"I'm me"

"you are"

Silence reigns for a few seconds before you talk again.

"Scared people will try to make other afraid too, insecure people will try to make others insecure, they will talk and talk and talk, give them a inch a power over you and then you are trapped in their miserable world too"

"..."

She gets close to you.

" did you know what I did to them? "

"yes"

"I'm a wild child, I can go feral at the drop of a hat, I'm slipping right now"

"Feral not mean violent, means that instinct is governing your mind, and instinct is not all about violence, so I think I will be fine."

She drops in your arms and you hug her, she feels a lot smaller like that. You hear her purring softly and feels her move slowly, she is scenting you let her be just answering with your own purr.

Both of you fall asleep like that, she is the first to wake up and she sees your face drool on your cheek and your arm around her and it hits her harder than any punch, she wants this, you shielding her from the cruel world but letting her fight back just to rest in your arms, like her mother and mom do. You will never have to fight again she will fight for you, you just need to rest.

After you wake up, you check on her after seeing that she is better you stand up.

"do want to help me with some scenes? I can't seem to found the angle"

"With pleasure"

She talks with her sisters, they are happy for her but they are worried about you using her: Bela make a full background of you and Daniela subtly interrogate you. After concluding that you are safe they talk about the middle sister more when they pass time with you.

Bela talk about the bravery of Cass, how she was the one ready to throw hands on anybody, not matter the difficulty. Her honesty and how she never brokes her promises. Truly will be a wonderful knight, truly will be a wonderful partner.

Daniela will talk about how Cass is a softy, really, always buying little trinkets just because remind her of them, how she Is the best storyteller because she actually is very sensitive , if Bela don't stop her Cass will have spoiled her rotten. She is a protector no harm will come to them as long as Cassandra is there. She is a caring sister and she will be a loving mother.

Cassandra will be a amazing wife and mate, don't you agree?

#resident evil village #Au #Re8 #cassandra dimitrescu #Omegaverse

[dimitrescudaughters-au]

Hey, I don't know if you're accepting requests at the moment but if you are I could ask for one where the reader is the girls' younger sister (and Alcina's daughter obviously) and is sexually assaulted (no need to have anything graphic if you don't want to) . And they all get super protective and stuff. If you don't feel comfortable, don't worry. I love your writing!!!

TW: Mentions of SA

(Sorry I've been gone. Life got rough.)

Bela

As the oldest

She has always babied you the most

Sometimes it was a bit suffocating

"Did you remember to eat this morning, caterpillar?"

"Let me sharpen your axe, so you don't hurt yourself"

"Don't go off by yourself! I don't care that you're the fastest!"

More of a mother than sister

It definitely increased when

The incident happened

Bela blamed herself for weeks

She KNEW those witch hunters were dangerous

But she let you go hunting by yourself

"Bey Bey, it's only ONE hunter. What harm can he do?"

Too much

She follows you constantly

And is always doing everything for you

Need clothes? She already laid some out for you

Need a drink? Glass in your hand

Need a bath? Already drawn up

She REFUSES to let you go hunt

Not even wildlife

She also refuses to let any man in the castle

Even Uncle Heisenberg wasn't allowed inside for a few weeks

Despite her being a bit overbearing

She's also a listener

She never pushes you to talk

But she lets you know she's always there

You've confided in her the most

She'll listen to all the graphic details

The nightmares

How you can't stand the smell of burnt wood

Cause you get thrown back to images of the monster

That you freeze up if anyone grabs your wrists

Despite your enhanced healing

You can still see the scars left on your neck, chest, stomach, and hips

Bela listens to it all

She never cries in front of you

But you can see the tears welded

And you can hear her weep as you pretend to sleep

She may be overprotective

But it's welcomed

And you tell her that

That you love her and appreciate all she does for you

Bela's just happy you can hug again without flinching

Cassandra

Out of your sisters

Cass has always picked on you the most

Definitely 'older sibling chasing you around the kitchen with a knife' energy

"Stay still, Moth! You won't even feel the knife anyway!"

"IM TELLING MOTHER"

"YOU LITTLE BITCH, SNITCHES GET STITCHES"

But you always knew she had your back

Especially when it happened

Cass was the one to find the monster and rip his throat out

But not before making him eat his own

Uhh, package

Cass was mute for a while

Never talked to anyone

Never slept

Never ate

Never hunt or tortured anyone

Instead she was your own bodyguard

She hid in the shadows

Never right next to you but always close

If any maid even LOOKED at you

She would take care of it

After a full month and the staff becoming short

You had to tell her to dial it back

For once, she listened

But any males to step foot around the castle

Were taken care of quickly

She also carries guilt

That if she just showed you those 'totally badass' fighting moves

Maybe you could've won

If she would've given you her hunting weapons

Maybe you could've sliced him better than with your dull axe

Which honestly she hates that damn thing

Why do you have to be so difficult???

She'll eventually become Cass again

Mostly after you corner her and basically told her to get her shit together

"I was the one assaulted. NOT YOU. Quit acting like a brooding villain and just be my FUCKING SISTER"

She doesn't pick on you as much

Instead she includes you in everything she does

Skinning an animal? She's showing you how to do it

Refilling the blood supply? You bet she's handing you a barrel

She was a bit hesitant on the torturing tho

But you find that swinging into an unknown man thing with your axe

Is VERY therapeutic

Cass is just happy to see you smile again

Daniela

You don't care what mother says

You and Dani were born twins

Two halves of a whole idiot

"I bet I can fit 12 pizza rolls in my mouth"

"That's absurd. Also you're a coward, do 20"

If Cass was chasing you with a knife, Dani was coming in with a chainsaw to defend you

She was always there for you and to make you smile

Then that night happened

Like the others, she plays the 'what if' game

What if she would've just joined you

What if she would've checked on you

What if she would've given you a sharper weapon

What if-

She's gone mad with that game

She has refused to let you sleep alone

The other 2 usually let you have your bed

Dani insists to be laying next to you

But for once in her life

Dani respects boundaries

It was hard the first day

Dani is a touchy person

She clung to you and stroked your hair

But then she grabbed your wrist

She wasn't prepared for you to scream

Or to literally throw her across the room

She now asks you multiple times if it's okay for her to initiate any contact

She also makes sure everyone else respects it

Once a maid accidentally brushed by you

Dani appeared and tossed her over the railing

She's also taken up reading mental health books

And psychology

And now she tries to be a therapist

You've tried to tell her

But Dani cries before you can even get a few sentences out

"Woooow those books really helped"

"Butterfly, I love you, but SHUT UP AND HUG ME PLEASE"

You're just thankful when she finally starts being an idiot

"Uhhh, Dragonfly?"

Dani: *is currently missing her hands* "Yes?"

"What, uhh, happened there?"

"...I just wanted to touch the blue glowing light"

"You touched another bug zapper-"

"Yes, yes I did"

Not having her hands for a week

Was worth it to Dani, to be able to hear you laugh again

#bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #dimitrescu daughters #dimitrescu sisters #res 8 #request #res 8 family #resident evil village

[valleynix]

I just saw ur angsty post on what if readers family came looking for them and I’m so sad now… TIME FOR SOME HAPPY IDEAS TO COPE

So if reader actually tried to reconnect with their lost family the dimitrescus would meet their family too yk.. and I can just imagine the dimitrescus panicking so much about their mother because they’d want to make a good impression on her 😭😭😭 all of them just being a nervous wreck trying to get on reader’s mother’s good side- and if reader had a little sibling, I’d imagine them (probably cass and Dani) playing with them. I’d bet they tried to find embarrassing stories on reader when they were young to fuck with them later on

PLEASEEE BAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS-

you know it would be an absolute “disaster” if they met Reader’s mother- the former of which would be like “🤨⁉️” when they see these noble, refined murderers NERVOUS to meet their mother

Alcina claims she’s not nervous at all and is actually very excited to meet their mother, but she’s had three glasses of wine at that point, so…

Bela probably has some blood dripping from the corner of her lip and she’s just “:)” while their mother is “😨” (she’s offended and doesn’t understand why their mother doesn’t accept her offer to help her with her jacket 😒)

Cassandra was actually the calmest one, up until the point she was 100% showing off her muscles both to Reader and their little sibling (mostly to Reader) and accidentally revealed the very large sickle at her waist. panic ensues. oops

Daniela was also fine, but she just couldn’t stop her flies from buzzing around her form out of excitement. she gets to meet her love’s family!!! she’s so happy!!!! and her bugs won’t stop biting people!!!!!!

but Reader’s little sibling would 100% snitch on them about things they would do pre-Miranda and both Cass and Dani are saving it for ammunition to prank them later

#asks #your honor i love them #somehow they got mom’s approval in the end #alcina calls it a miracle #reader is just ‘yeah i figured she would?? i’m an adult-‘ #no one pays them any mind and they all talk about how worried they were #‘we thought we were going to lose you!’ ‘i literally cannot leave’ #reader lore

[movedtodykedvonte]

I love your Au about father Ethan! Donna gives me the vibes of the quiet sibling who then snitches on others when they’re doing something bad 😂

Donna is fun to play with in this au because she's kinda like working with a blank slate (canon did her dirty, only like one line, smh). I get to play around with the little we get on her and that's fun.

Also she wouldn't be the snitch, she's more the "If I can not be implicated I did not see a thing" sibling.

#Alcina is the snitch #can't do nothing fun around Alcina #'Father Ethan! I saw Karl making a death trap out of Rose's walker! Ground him" #re8 #resident evil #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #donna beneviento #angie the doll

[wallflowerimagines]

Can you write bela with a gender neutral s/o who has 2 familiars that can talk one is a tigger that's much bigger than most and has a deep voice and is usually calm and respectful and the other is a big crow that has a voice that's a bit high pitch and loves to annoy people

(I was so, so tempted to take the 'tigger' typo and make the Winnie the Pooh version one of the familiars?? But no. I will be merciful.

...Maybe it'll be a crack request another time)

Anyway, rad choice in familiars, I respect the hell out of you. Let's do it!

Bela Dimitrescu x Magic! Reader

Bela is fascinated by your familiars

Sure it's neat that you can do magic, but to sheltered Bela magic and technology are essentially the same thing. Unless you do really special spells or make complicated potions, she's going to be equally amazed by a smart home device as she is by your incredible efforts with the dark arts.

Your familiars though? Talking animals? She adores them!

Pets don't really...last in Dimitrescu Castle. Alcina has tried once or twice to use a pet to teach responsibility, but her daughters get bored with them easily. They don't do anything! Pets just aren't that interesting!

(Cassandra is the exception. She has a bearded dragon that she pampers the shit out of, and her sisters respect her but do not get it)

The maids wind up taking care of any stray animals (...or get eaten by the bigger, more predatory ones) and Bela and Daniela move on to the next thing that catches their attention.

But your familiars? They have personalities! They communicate, and it's easy to know what they want and how they're feeling! Bela doesn't have to worry about accidentally hurting them because not only do you help and guide her through the interaction, but your tiger and raven are happy to correct her as well.

They are also made of magic, so they aren't predictable like most other animals are. Your crow can mimic the voices it hears, and will often parrot Alcina's or Bela's sisters' voices for her amusement. The tiger is so stealthy it disappears into the background, and Bela and the tiger like to playfully hunt each other around the house.

You conjured your two familiars for a reason: familiars reflect different aspects of a magic users personality, and the fact that they are so different and yet work so well together is a mark of your peaceful but also spontaneous and creative personality.

The three of you work really well together. Your tiger is often the voice of the reason on your adventures, while your crow speaks up with funny comments and teasing quips about anything and everything.

Bela gets along the best with your crow. The two of them are peas in a pod, having funny conversations and teasing you until you roll your eyes and have to leave the room. They come up with little pranks together, or will discuss different books and current events. Your crow will chat with Bela all day if you let it, so be aware that it might try to monopolize all your time with your girlfriend.

Occasionally, though, the two of them get into little arguments if the crow tries to munch on some of her flies. Her flies are her body! Bad Crow!

You tiger is like the disappointed parent of your little group, and if you guys get too rowdy, it will grab the rest of you by the scruffs of your necks and drag you all in front of the fireplace for a cuddle session. No exceptions.

Bela looooooves it when your tiger purrs. She will nuzzle her face into it's chest and try to drown herself in it's soft fur. Heaven is a big tiger with a rumbly purr <3

(You suspect your tiger also might be a bit of a snitch. Ever since your tiger was introduced to Alcina it's like you and Bela can't get away with anything anymore... Unfortunately, other than Lady Dimitrescu and your tiger sharing a knowing look or two, you guys can't prove anything.)

#bela dimitrescu x reader #bela dimitrescu #magic reader #re8 #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil #dimitrescu daughters

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

Wait a damn minute

I know you didn’t snitch on me for taking the Lady’s lipstick when you was out here requesting for cheating fics on Lady D with Mother Miranda of all people

I have already said that after reading redoqs' two parter, that the idea was not worth it! I, however, would never think about cheating on alcina with miranda..... I would just suggest the idea of a threesome with both of them so that's that.

anyway, I didn't tell her cause you said snitches get stitches and I felt threatened by that 😕

#jacquelyn's ask box #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil 8

[bellamer]

Karl Heisenberg grows weed out back. Lady Dimitrescu tries to snitch to Mother Miranda like a bratty older sibling just to get Heisenberg in trouble. Mother Miranda is just like "I knew" and Alcina is like "WHAT ?!?" and Mirander is just like "Why do you think he wears sunglasses indoors ? While it's shady outside ?"

#resident evil village #resident evil 8 #karl heisenberg #mother miranda #lady dimitrescu #lady alcina dimitrescu

[highlifeboat]

The girls dislike Mia until they realize that she likes to fuck with Alcina almost as much as they do.

As long as they don't do any lasting damage, Mia doesn't snitch and sometimes even gives ideas and joins them in their japes and jokes.

Some examples being moving everything in Alcina's study by one inch, hanging every painting in the castle upside down, only speaking Pig Latin to her, herding a cow into the dining room,

And the most heinous crime of all, putting glitter in her shampoo.

Alcina loves her daughters and her wife dearly, but she swears next time they try any shit, she's making all of them sleep outside for the next week.

And it only gets worse when her brother catches wind and decides to join them

Yes, YES, this is the family bonding I want from them! Mia and the daughters (and Karl) banding together to just make life a little bit frustrating for Alcina.

Not all the time, but every now and then they’ll gather and agree on some “moving all the dishes in the kitchen into the wrong cupboard” level joke just to mess with her. Sometimes Alcina finds it funny.

But it’s not like the girls don’t do the same thing to Mia every now and then. They love Mia, but if she’s gonna be their other mom she’s getting fucked with too. They’ll take the clothing from Mia’s dresser and switch it with the things from Alcina’s closet, or put hair dye in her conditioner. Karl helps keep the moms distracted while they do it.

And when Rose gets older she’ll get to join them in the fun.

#i live for this family dynamic #asks #anons #mia winters #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #karl heisenberg

[hyperfixation-loto]

You will refer to me as Mother Miranda, foolish child, and you will dignify me by ceasing this outlandish nonsensical behaviour of yours toward Heisenberg. Have I made myself clear?

Alcina : ... Yes, Mother Miranda.

Heisenberg : Ha, whipped.

Alcina : *glares at him and whispers* You're only going to get it worse from now on you little shit.

Heisenberg : Mother Miranda ! Al is being mean again !

Alcina : *lunges towards him* You fucking snitch ! I'll kill you ! Again !

#they never got past their childish behaviors towards each other #only heisenberg can make alcina swear like that #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #heisenberg #resident evil village

[redoqs]

Re motherfucking Doqs you raw asl at this writing shit cause whew anyways let me write my opinions down here

Alcina should have just finished atp cause reader ate her theee fuck up i lowkey feel bad for reader and I hope she felt every last one of them hits cause she definitely should have communicated with reader instead of cheating fat hat having bitch

On to the next which is reader she did her shit proud of reader tbh cause they basically mocked alcina as they should and I’m glad alcina basically humiliated reader I’m assuming if that one maid knew about the relationship a lot of the people in the castle knew imagine that maid snitch unt unt unt she did all that for a quick lil finger here and there shame on alcina

I love the way you write Donna it’s like a adorable type way however DONNA GETTING THAT PREMIUM MEOW MEOW LAWDD SUPER SOAKERRR ALCINA MISSED OUT No but seriously I really loved this like it was supposed to be angst but whole time I rooting for Donna like lowkey might need some Donna x a black reader smut soon idk no but seriously I am so proud of you looking back at sketch your writing has improved drastically you did good on a serious note

“Fat hat having bitch” has me in tears😭😭😭💀

This writing thing is basically just “what would I do in this situation?” Because if I ever got cheated on, I would react the exact same way, especially the mocking part idc if it’s childish. I’d leave and everything, unless the house is in my name, then I’ll help you pack your stuff because nah. Yeah, the whole castle knows what happened and that Alcina made reader look stupid so yup, time to go. I’m so proud of reader for just up and leaving, not even bothering to entertain any of the excuses or whatever Alcina wanted to say.

Donna gettin that tsunami 3000 now, dang Alcina you really let that ushy gushy get away from you, huh? Donna x black reader smut…I’m sensing another prompt coming my way.

Thank you! I’m very happy with my growth. Reworking these old chapters of Sketch have me like “dang…I wrote like that?” Hopefully I’ll get even better in the future, just gotta keep working at it

#also just assume that every reader I write is a black woman #anon

[uselessneflixlesbian]

Dimitrescu family playing Hide and Seek

Okay but like imagine the daughters asking their mother to play hide n seek with them, but if they’re not found within 10 minutes max., they’ll go:

‘Mamaaaaaa!’; which develops into loud screeching ‘MAMAAAAA!’ and grows worse and worse ‘MAMAAAAA! MAMA! MAMMMMAAAA!’

until Alcina finds them. They’ll ask for more rounds of hide and seek afterwards of course.

Also I hc that they can literally fit in anywhere, either as their ‘human’ form or fly form, so when they play hide and seek, Alcina will literally have to look in vases, cupboards, under beds, etc, because her fly daughters can hide nearly anywhere.

Alcina herself gets anxious when she can’t find them after about 15 minutes and, if they’re not already screeching for her, lure them out with treats (honey, possibly, or human flesh).

The daughters

I’d assume Daniela is the best at playing hide and seek and gets rarely found if she’s not calling out for her mother or is lured out with the promise of treats.

Bela I believe either doesn’t even try to hide, because she’s rather with her mother anyway, or will hide extremely well to make her mother proud. If Alcina sees her in a very well hiding spot, she’ll ignore her to boost Bela’s ego.

The eldest daughter usually calls out for her mother the first.

Cassandra, I hc, is somewhere in between. Either she’ll find the game boring and doesn’t really bother hiding at all- yes, rather helps her mother and snitches where she thinks her sisters hid-, or she’ll hide rather well.

She likes to hide in cupboards, armors or on the ceiling somewhere; as long as she can see her mother as she’s looking for them.

I’d assume Cassandra gets tired of hiding very quickly and therefore leaves her hiding spot out of boredom, if she isn’t in a competition with Daniela about who will be found first.

#bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #dimitrescu sisters

[hyperfixation-loto]

Oh my god I really wanna see family shenanigans with Alcina and her girls.

Alcina, standing in front of a broken vase and looking at her daughters: So...who broke it?

The daughters: ....*both point to Daniela*

Daniela: FUCKING SNITCHES!

Uncle Heisenberg is like the weird but cool uncle thats a bad influence on the girls.

Heisenberg: Remember girls, sunglasses are always cool.

Alcina: That's terrible advice

Heisenberg: No one asked, Alci.

Alcina: I told you to NEVER call me that again!

The daughters: >:3

I love it ! And a vine compil of the Dimitrescu family is coming, if tumblr let’s me publish it

#heisenberg definitely calls alcina like that #lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #anon

[hyperfixation-loto]

I feel like this what Heisenberg would do to make a plan on alcina.

Heisenberg: *graps daniela on the shoulders as he kneels down* spit in her milk

lmaooooo yes yes yes

Heisenberg is that kind of little brother, I can't imagine otherwise

Daniela would do it, for a price, or she'd accept and snitch to Alcina, who would ask her to spit in his instead. Poor Heisenberg would never know but supsect something when Daniela silently laughs at the table and Alcina hides a smirk behind her teacup

#lady dimitrescu #daniela #heisenberg #resident evil village #ask