#*points* DIVORCED

[walking-dead-girrl]

NO breakup hits as hard as it does in a queer tv show about two middle aged men who go through a horrifically tragic divorce when they were never dating in the first place

#bonus points if it got cancelled #bonus BONUS points if it was queerbait! #bbc sherlock #sherlock #hannibal #nbc hannibal #and of course: #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #supernatural #destiel #i know crowley and aziraphale aren't “men” im just bunching a ton of ships up

[bookshopbentley]

something i noticed is that whenever crowley and aziraphale do have physical touch it’s always ( ? ) aziraphale initiating it . it’s aziraphale who occasionally puts his hand on crowley’s chest , arm , back , whatever to guide him . it’s aziraphale resting his hand on crowley’s arm to tell him something . it’s aziraphale took crowley’s hand to dance , something crowley would have never done otherwise . but the kiss . that is the first time crowley has been the one to initiate physical contact . the first time . and as far as he knows , the last .

#BuT hE dId InItIaTe It In SeAsOn OnE wHeN hE sLaMmMeD aZiRaPhAlE aGaInSt ThE wAlL #tell me you’re missing the point WITHOUT telling me you’re missing the point #that isn’t affectionate i’m talking about AFFECTION here people #anyways #if aziraphale isn’t the one to initiate the kiss in season three no guarantees the police won’t be called #azicrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable lovers #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #good ineffable omens #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[samipekoe]

inked human pearl for those who observe

#pearl houzuki #splatoon #Your Honor. I Love Her #someone on bsky said i should turn human pearl into an oc at this point but i cant... #i cant love her divorced of context...she is my splatoon wife #also cant take credit for her epic design #for some reason i never forgot the note abt her design in the artbook saying her legs should never touch #bow legged queen!!!!!!!

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

arthur makes me so fucking feral. "i'll die for you but i won't face you and actually try to understand what it is you want" "i want you to honestly own your past and your mistakes but i will punish you for every reminder that you came from those past mistakes" "i don't realize how important i am to you, why would i be important to you?" "my hand is yours, my eyes are yours, you belong in my skin. i hate you for taking my body from me" "you are either a monster or human, and if you do not want total humanity, then you deserve the damnation of monstrosity" "i love you. i am lying to you. can we even recognize each other?"

arthur lester your fucking Problems

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #i really thought we'd at least get one full ep without another divorce that was so silly of me #mossy speaks #this got away from me but the point is harlan owes me for emotional damages #oh btw i just finished ep 24

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 259

You know, going back in time, they thought it would be easy. Stop the end of the world by preventing the Being from well, coming into being. It should be easy to take them out, one death to prevent an untold amount of them. What could a child do?

Well. 

They really should have remembered that with a child usually comes their parent as well. And erm, said parent doesn’t seem to appreciate their logic. In fact, they are… getting their ass kicked. By a civilian. A feral civilian who apparently is very protective of said child-who-ends-up-destroying-the-world. 

They might need assistance…

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Mom Danny #De aged Dan #De aged Ellie #They both know exactly what they’re doing #The team of time travellers technically aren’t heroes yet in the timeline #Danny is not ghost king #He does go by Danyal Dark tho for shits & giggles #yes this means several magic users who know what he is (or think they do) believe he might be Pariah’s son #well technically Danny was adopted by Clockwork who isn’t divorced from Pariah so *legally*- #Danny commit-to-the-bit (deadpan): I take after my mom- Jordan takes after his grandfather sometimes #Space Core Danny #Moon Core Ellie #Sun Core Dan #Danny would be amused if not for the fact that he’s had to move *Seven* times at this point #”Tuck. Sam. Val. Loves of my life. I need a Favour~” #Vlad is in a different dimension for his redemption arc lol

[mildarka]

Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other

#divorced -> friends who only see each other once every hundred years #bonus points for no one knowing they were married #or that they know each other #i wouldnt even say their breakup was messy #it was probably really gradual #Reaper is really chill with the roasting but NM is out for blood #reaper sans #nightmare sans #utmv #dreamtale nightmare #reapermare #past reapermare #my art #first post wooo!! #anyway i love these two and think about them interacting a lot :) #death sans

[actual-changeling]

Did you go to Alpha Centauri? — No. I changed my mind. Stuff happened.

I lost my best friend.

(and this time he might never come back)

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #if i have to suffer so do y'all #which at this point really is my motto

[fantastic-nonsense]

when people learn that Batman and Batwoman are different mantles with different meanings attached to their existence, different legacies to leave, different sets of affiliated supporting characters, and different rogues galleries that have very little to do with each other and aren't just gender-specific titles for the same superhero I will finally know peace

#any woman who becomes Batman will not be called 'Batwoman' because that is its own separate mantle at this point #they'll either be called Batman or The Bat #Kate may be Bruce's cousin and she may have originally been inspired by him #but 'Batwoman' is now so thoroughly divorced from that specific conceptualization #that the mantles are no longer connected by anything more than 'their current wearers are cousins who work in the same city' #dc meta #batman #batwoman #kate kane #bruce wayne

[rollercoasterwords]

soooo funny when people who ship wolfstar complain if they’re “toxic” like. why r u in the fandom centered around childhood friends who joined a war grew suspicious & stopped trusting each other one got framed for killing their best friend & went to prison for 13 years & the other fully believed he was guilty & then when they do reunite they immediately agree to kill their other childhood friend in front of a group of kids (including their dead friend’s son) & then when the guy gets away they join a war again and live in the same house until the one who went to prison dies. and then the other one marries a younger woman has a kid with her and dies immediately after as well. and ur getting mad at people for writing their relationship as “toxic”???? one has to laugh….

#like i’m here BECAUSE the relationship is toxic…i love drama & divorce etc…. #why the hell r u here if u want them 2 be nice & happy together…. #like 2 each their own of course but. more 2 the point why r u complaining when people write toxic yaoi in the toxic yaoi fandom. hello #‘r doesnt deserve s’ ‘s doesn’t deserve r’ ok. maybe don’t come to the r/s store then… #txt

[krowbats]

La Pietà

prints

#alternatively titled louis and lestat’s epic divorce #iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #the vampire chronicles #krowdraws

[wonderstrevors]

Jason being done with being the child of divorce in Catwoman #58

#jason todd #selina kyle #bruce wayne #tuesday spoilers #catwoman #batman #red hood #dc comics #can we talk about how jason is the child of divorce in gw #bruce and selina put tracking on him #then bruce kidnapped him #selina is looking for him #and the both team up to save him #and jason is done with both of them #so done #and bruce carrying jason like he is a small child #his little boy #that he fucked up #at this point just give the custody to dick

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[spicyvampire]

Alternative ending [insp.]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)

#interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #cinemapix #dailytvfilmgifs #usertelevision #televisiongifs #usersource #userairam #cinematv #tansedits #edits:iwtv #a whole divorce could have been avoided

[bibuckagenda]

Ravi “who’s Tommy?” Panikkar meeting Tommy for the first time and he asks him if it’s weird being eddie’s friend and dating Buck since they’re divorced.

#ravi panikkar #buddie #911 abc #bucktommy #listen #Tommy goes???? no???? they’re not??? #and Ravi just lays out everything he knows about Buck and #and Tommy starts to second guess everything like shit are they???? #no that was bucks first date with a man #Ravi insistent like no you don’t understand #and Tommy starts to watch Buck and Eddie #and he starts to have a crisis because he knows Buck wouldn’t like cheat on him but #they act like co-parents #and the do couple shit that comes from being together for a long time #Tommy isn’t even upset at this point #he’s making graphs and connecting string with Ravi in a basement #debating the timeline of Buddie and their divorce

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

someone go see if hozier has actually watched good omens or if he was just blessed by a particular angel to have been exposed to a particular demon. I refuse to believe any of this is coincidence.

#hell take his whiskey neat coffee black and bed at three. #read that line and tell me crowley hasnt been living on his couch for months at this point. #hozier #good omens #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce

[thestobingirlie]

stobin’s lavender wedding is beautiful and full of tears and love. (it’s a late spring wedding, erica is a bridesmaid, dustin is the best man. he and steve have matching coloured ties, and robin wears an incredible 80s puffy wedding dress). robin’s dad sobs walking her down the aisle, steve’s crying before he even gets to vows, robin starts crying during the vows, and there’s no way dustin’s getting through his speech without tears, let alone the rest of the wedding.

they give each other a little peck, their vows are heartfelt, and from that day they call each other husband and wife. because yeah, it’s not sexual, but that doesn’t matter!! they love each other. they’ve chosen to get married, not just for tax benefits, but because they want to stay at each other’s side for the rest of their lives!! they’re still dedicating their lives to one another. their love being platonic doesn’t make it any less real than anyone else’s.

#don’t get me wrong. i appreciate all lavender married stobin content. but it’s just sad that it’s consistently turned into joke #and they get divorced the second they can marry the person they “actually wanted to marry’’ #they’re each others most important person! they wouldn’t get a divorce once they marry #don’t get me wrong. they’re definitely giggling at some point during the wedding. i mean. holy shit they’re married lmao #but that doesn’t mean the whole thing is just one big joke #i guess i just don’t think stobin would only get married to be the others beard. which is why i don’t see them ditching each other #the second they can #stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #my post