Prompt:
It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.
It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.
It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.
And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.
And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.
… shit.
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whoever said that “fix you” by coldplay is the lokius anthem i am in your walls take it back right now
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did not think they would take it that seriously
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for the first time today I am not playing boy detective or washing a hundred million dishes at the highest possible speed or walking back and forth across town and now my energy is just. Gone.
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Will falls in love again after Alyss dies but he's too afraid of remarrying so she just moves into the cabin and they live together and never marry and grow old together and are happy because Will deserves happiness
i'm so glad this is anon because I have received hate mail for disrespecting Wilyss like this
which like sorry, it's not disrespect, i just think that Will is very dependent on other people and i truly don't think he would be happy living alone after Maddie leaves just saying ok bye
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Yeah so anyways moral of the story is don't stay up late because then you'll get super stressed about whether ai technology will steal your job and render the future you fight so hard for obsolete
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It's very hard to find the motivation to get out my computer and do my finances when I already know they are going to say the same thing they've said since January. Congrats! Another month of bleeding money!
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trying to be more financially careful now that our new place is like double the rent and I just blew so much $$ on shoes
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