#(no he's not)

[thehungergamesmemes]

Johanna, at Finnick's funeral: Can I have a moment please?

Katniss, leaving: Of course

Johanna: Right, listen here fish boy, I know you aren't dead

Finnick: No shit, but did I scare you?

#hunger games #hunger games memes #hunger games incorrect quotes #johanna mason #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #source: unknown #what do you mean he's dead? #no he's not #he's raising his son in district 4

[running-with-the-feels]

I'm fully convinced that Johnny gets all the defenders together for sleepovers and shit to like "boost morale" and whatnot and I 100% believe that hr makes them play drinking games too like, imagine-

Jax: Never have I ever, slept with Johnny Cage

Sonya, taking a shot: Well that's just targeted

Kuai Liang, also takes a shot:.......

Stunned silence falls over the room

Kuai Liang: So not Judge me, never speak of this again

Hanzo, seething with jealousy in the back:.....I am a normal amount of upset about this.

#no he's not #kuai liang #hanzo hasashi #subscorp #johnny cage #sonya blade #jax briggs #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x #mortal kombat 11

[scrunckled-idiot]

i need to fucking scramble engineer grrrrr i need to throw him around the room by his arms and chew him like a dog toy i need- i NEED to fukhing like grrgaggaaarrraggahararagafa i need to rip his fingers off and ggghhhaaragagahararagha I NEED TO CHEW THIS MAN I NEED TO CUT OFF HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND REDUCE HIM TO NUGGET FORM AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE LOVING KITH ON THE FOREHEAD AGGARAGAGAGHHRREGHEGGGGRRRRRRGHGGAGAAGRRRRHHAAARAGAHA I NEED TO DEMOLISH HIMMMMMMM

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 engineer #yes #yes im fine #i love my blorbo #hes safe dont worry #no he's not #im going insane #why do i act like this when i love a character too much #WHY DO I NEED TO BE SO AGGRESSIVE!? #if i ever get a partner irl they are going to suffer the price of my red flags #I NEED TO KILL HIM

[obamousse]

Bokuto came to Fukurodani by a sports scholarship. He worked hard in volleyball to chase his dreams and land a slot there. His mom and sisters were so proud of him, because he fought for himself to go to a good school whose tuition they could never afford.

And he knows the value of his hard work, and know he has to keep up with his skills.

For the first time, he saw someone who would be as encouraging to him as his teammates and coach. Having learnt in public schools, Fukurodani is a dream come true to him.

When he was young, he had the dream to become a volleyball player, and he was grateful his mother and sister doted on him enough to let it happen. They believed Bokuto works hard and is serious in what he is saying, even though he may act childish and others didn't take him seriously hence. Thus, he was unsure, may be volleyball is just a hobby, and no way he would pursue it as a job, right? His mom and sisters try to encourage him, but what do they know?

Now in Fukurodani, his teammates respect him, yet they tolerate his mood swings and realize who their captain is and how talented he could be. It was a moment of confidence and relief to Bokuto, and he could now step further, be more confident, speak up, and he will forever cherish those people as his best friends. He learnt to lead, to handle the complete trust they give him, flourish his abilities and discover a deeper meaning, about teamwork, personal connections, and his passion for volleyball grows.

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #bokuto's family #bokuto koutarou #I have the urge to give him a poor background #because SO many people say he's baby-coded #no he's not #I notice he's the only one who doesn't seem to be affected by hinata #cuz he's already a Hinata himself #full of mad potential #yet seeking someone who would help him flourish it #till he came to fukurodani #and learnt a new meaning of volleyball #character development for bokuto

[books-and-draws-eclectic]

Matt, Andrew: You're NOT FINE NEIL

Neil: IM FINE. If I was hurt, could I do this? *stays still and blinks up*

Matt:

Andrew: What are you doing?

Neil: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

#neil josten #andrew minyard #matt boyd #neil is fine #no he's not #aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #the kings men #the raven king #the foxhole court #andreil #parks and rec

[flannelepicurean]

Karate's Bad Boy Mike Barnes

Okay, I FINALLY, LITERALLY, ACTUALLY got around to watching The Karate Kid Part III, and first off, this film is an absolute GIFT. I have...so many. Just so many. But I really needed to take the time to address a big point that was brought up by the excellent friendo who made sure I could see TKK3. Here you go:

I don’t think Mike Barnes is actually that bad of a karate boy.

I know what the article said. I saw the picture. It does indeed beg the question, “What did he do to get an entire article written about him, with the headline, Karate’s Bad Boy, Mike Barnes, emblazoned over THAT PHOTO? What deeds did he do that made him exactly the right candy to tickle the fancy of a towering toxic waste billionaire in a single-serving hot tub?”

Here are some FACTS, my sweet Cadbury snake eggs.

Mike Barnes is not karate’s bad boy, and he never was. Terry Silver is. You know it. I know it. Everyone in LA knows it. Mike Barnes knows it. And the minute he laid eyes on that shoujo-manga villain from afar, he was like, “I’m gonna sweep the leg on that man’s heart and get swept off my feet into a billionaire romance novel. [Dramatic turn] But HOW…”

Next thing you know, he’s storming into the HQ of The Karate Times to rock them like a hurricane, demanding they write an article about how he’s Karate’s Bad Boy. They scoff at him because, no, TERRY SILVER is karate’s bad boy. What, did you just get off the bus from turnip town?

And Mike is like, I dunno, “Actually, Kalamazoo, and I’ve been here for a couple years, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT, MAN! YOU GOTTA WRITE THAT ARTICLE!!!”

And the editor, whose name is Paulie, is like, “Why? You already knocked over Denise’s typewriter and a filing cabinet. Why would we do anything for you?”

And Mike’s like, “BECAUSE…[breathing with maximum nostrils] BECAUSE… [eyes becoming shiny] ...because…” And then he breaks down anime-style about how he needs senpai to notice him so he can do an elaborate scheme to win the heart of a billionaire villain.

Paulie and the entire staff lean forward like, “Wait…you’re saying that…you…and Terry Silver…”

Mike looks up. Fingers snap a jaunty rhythm in the background, and his eyes glow like prom-night lights as he begins to explain, “He…he…” A basso voice drops a jelly-bouncing, “JITTERBUG,” into the soundtrack. Mike’s grin twinkles. “Just…awakened something, I guess…”

JITTERBUG.

Paulie slams his palms on his desk and rockets to his feet, hollers, “Why didn’t ya say so?! If you say you can break boards…let’s go see if you can break hearts.”

Mike looks around as the staff mobilize with gusto, hardly believing his luck. “Really? You’ll help me?!”

Paulie spreads his arms wide. “This is KARATE TOWN, kid! We do wacky shit like this all the time! Come on, let’s get you a PHOTO SHOOT!” Mike follows the staff to a warehouse area off the side of the office, where the lights are bright and the possibilities are endless, breathes with amazement, “Wow, so many punching bags…”

He hits that high with all the kicks. So many beats per minute on those punching bags. Puts the boom boom into everyone’s hearts and goes bang-bang-bang until Paulie shouts, “THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ONE! START THE PRESSES!!!”

The building’s doors WHAM open a few hours later, and Mike steps out, a big stack of newsprint headshots clutched to his chest, his smile as dazzling as the California afternoon as he twirls like Mary Tyler Moore and releases them like doves or parade confetti into the air, then goes skipping down the sidewalk toward his destiny.

A cop snatches one from the air and calls, “Hey! That’s littering!”

Paulie sidles up next to him and warns, “Careful, Arnie—that’s karate’s bad boy, Mike Barnes.”

Arnie rolls his eyes. Scoffs, “C’mon. Terry Silver’s karate’s bad boy.”

Paulie gazes off at the trail of litter in Mike’s wake, a twinkle in his eye, and a gnomish smile on his face. “Not anymore.”

Arnie looks down at the picture in his hand: A sharp face, and fists poised, a mean mug like a mad mongoose, ready to take on a snake ten times his size. Raises a brow. Remarks, “Wow.” Turns to Paulie. “You’re gonna be busy.”

Paulie shrugs. “Denise is already workin’ on a wedding feature and a couple obituaries.”

Arnie shakes his head. “You picked the right town to do business.”

“Ain’t that the truth,” Paulie chuckles. “It’s freakin’ bonkers here.”

#karate kid 3 #tkk3 #mike barnes #fic idea #fanfic idea #karate's bad boy #or is he? #no he's not #terry silver #is karate's bad boy #we all know it #but that's why mike had to hatch an elaborate scheme #tricks and kicks #sweep the leg on his heart #saw that slicked back ponytail #it awakened something in him #like #make some room in that china tea cup of a hot tub baybeeeeee #notice me senpai #this is karate town #we do this shit all the time #breaking boards #breaking hearts #it's fucking bonkers here #denise writes karate rpf all day #some of it just comes true #what a gift #absolute treasure

[agent-troi]

Mulder: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Scully: Are you okay.

#no he's not #he's touch starved #and needs a hug #x files #incorrect quotes #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder x scully #msr

[murderoushagthesequel]

i've gotten so used to reading harry in jegulus fics that thinking of him as a full human being, not just a toddler feels weird

#what do you mean he's a fully grown adult #no he's not #he's my little baby #okay?

[arcxnumvitae]

@lunarxdaydream said: I’m sorry Aur 😂

That's it, he's taking a vacation. He needs one.

#{Dash Commentary #lunarxdaydream #no he's not

[powdeeee]

Fuck you to anyone who likes Quaritch

#oh but he's babygirl #no he's not #like he is a mass murderer #he is trying to commit genocide #stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you #atwow #avatar the way of water #avatar #miles quaritch

[weathereyehorizon]

He looks like a cool drink of water

But he's candy-coated misery

#outer range: noah reid #billy tillerson #no he's not #billy is baby #just offering amy a totally non-creepy ride home #and some chew

[anti-ao3]

still on pop culture detective: the video he made on that hopper guy of stranger things has really made me suspicious of people who truly think that hopper and joyce are a healthy couple

#they ruined the poor guy so badly in season 3 #he's basically an abusive piece of shit #but people will be like 'omg he's such a good dad/boyfriend!!!' #no he's not #lotus.txt #abuse tw

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

#sky.txt #we were talking about how some people conceptualize nonbinary as like a 3rd gender #rather than a huge spectrum of experience #and he just hit us with that

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

#he's SO FUCKING CUTE #delphi washington

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b