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#'*i* will close the big deal for the company but first i have to wrangle the talent i fired prematurely because i have no skill myself'
ariadne-mouse · 27 days
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Fearne's delivery of "It's Calloway" was so great. Her father is seeking her out for the first time in her whole life, projecting all his workplace insecurities on her, trying to simultaneously insult her (you're a disappointment) while still drawing a connection between them and dangling hope to try and make her care (you're MY daughter and could be part of our bloodline's/my glory). Everything he says is a familial neg. Your attempted fatherly speedrun sucks dude! You reek of desperation and it's pathetic. It's Calloway, bitch.
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swampstew · 2 years
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Hi can I have Good vibes ~ a nice getaway with Killer💙
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Hi @nintendo-girl-for-life ~ Thank you so much sweet bean. I hope you enjoy your bedtime story<3
WC: 858. SFW, Soft moments with a normally tense Killer, good vibes getaway.
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Killer's tense shoulders finally eased as you both reached your rented cabin on the beach. The Victoria Punk was docked on this island for a few days of R&R and Killer was the first one off ship - followed closely by you - as he dragged you down the shoreline several miles away from the rest of the crew.
You both love the crew but damnit you needed alone time. Time for you to spend together privately and quietly; not getting interrupted by a big, red haired bully who would literally rip your beloved blonde from your grasp to deal with whatever bullshit was happening. Not be interrupted by a hungry crew unwilling or unable to cook their own meals.
Killer slumped into the king-sized bed as you began to unpack your clothes and toiletries. Organizing things helped clear your mind and it gave Killer the opportunity to get in a cat nap.
Waking up to you finally joining him in bed, he rolls over and pins you down. Brushing his bangs out of his face to take in the sight of you. You were wearing a lovely sundress, sunglasses in your hair; the scent of suntan lotion wafted in the air. He made a mental note not to lick your skin less he wanted that chemically bitter taste in his mouth. Again.
"You look cute. What's the plan?" he husked into your ear.
"I thought we could walk down the shoreline and get groceries at the town. Cook a nice dinner and have a bonfire on the beach. Tomorrow we can wrangle up some horses to ride at the ranch. Did you want to do anything else?"
Killer shook his head. "A romantic date tonight and horse riding tomorrow sound perfect to me." Leaning down to kiss your lips, "I just want to relax and enjoy our time together. I want this trip to have a good vibe."
He changed into more casual wear and the two of you took your shoes off as you walked on the beach. Letting the tide clean your feet over and over again as you held hands and talked. Making silly jokes and anecdotes, sharing inner thoughts and musings. Always enjoyable when it was just the two of you.
As you shopped for ingredients and lingered at cute boutique shops, Killer realized he had been mostly at ease even with being out in public. His walls were pretty high up and he was always guarded - he still was, his haki always attuned - but he realized he didn't feel so...tense...when he did these sociable things with you. His mask hid his small smile.
Carrying the goods back to the rental, you began to wash the produce and packed the fridge while Killer started the bonfire and lit the grill. He prepped the meat while you chopped the vegetables, a light melody playing from the audio transponder as you worked in tandem. Such a nice evening with pleasant company.
With the meal ready and the wine glass topped, Killer smoothed his hair out in the bathroom mirror to fluff out the dents, fixed his lipstick; shooting finger guns at himself as he exited. He sat across you and dedicated the toast to you. The flush that spread to your face was so worth it.
Taking the wine bottle and audio transponder outside, you watched the sun blink from the horizon as night fell. The bonfire was roaring, the waves were lapping loudly on the shore, and the music was flowing softly as you took turns drinking wine and dancing in the sand. Laughing loudly and spinning, falling into the sand. The audio transponder gets knocked down from the disruption and all you hear is the fire and ocean lilting.
Pouting, Killer whined out, "what now? You got any songs?"
Shutting your eyes deep in thought, a finger on your chin and humming audibly. Your gasp breaks you out of thought and you slowly mouth your words trying to remember lyrics and melody.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot. Stand up me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Killer's grin splits his face, joining in.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and we sack. Stand up me hearties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
You both jump up and began prancing in the sand as you sang, wine bottle sloshing what little was left as your voices rang higher and higher.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Stand up me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
You both fall wailing the last line, squealing as you make contact with the soft sand. He tilts the last of the wine into your mouth and seals it with a kiss, lapping up the dredges of liquid from your lip.
"How are the vibes?" you question, knowing smile on your face.
"They're good vibes, Y/N."
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cyarskj1899 · 1 year
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GMA3’s Amy Robach and TJ Holmes will not return to show and are ‘working on exit strategy’ with execs and lawyers
Jessica Finn
Updated: 10:50 ET, Jan 19 2023
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GOOD Morning America's Amy Robach and TJ Holmes will not be returning to the GMA3 show and are working out an "exit strategy," sources have said. 
One network source exclusively told The U.S. Sun that Amy and TJ are unofficially out at GMA3, and seven weeks after being taken off the air, their newly-appointed legal teams are hammering out a plan with ABC's attorneys and top executives to make a big announcement. 
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5TJ Holmes and Amy Robach's attorneys are working with ABC on their exit strategyCredit: BackGrid
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5Sources say they are out at GMA3, and are likely out at the network, though nothing has been made official yetCredit: Getty
As The U.S. Sun previously reported, the co-hosts' alleged affair rocked the news programin late November. 
The source claimed: "ABC's legal team takes a really long time because it's a really small, but absolutely trusted team of attorneys. 
"They are definitely dotting their I's and crossing their T's for Amy and TJ's exit strategy." 
While the network insider doesn't know the specifics about what the coupled-up co-hosts future may or may not be at the network, "it's clear they are not coming back to GMA3." 
An insider close to Amy and TJ added that while nothing has been made official yet: "They are unlikely to return to the network at all."
The network insider added: "ABC is going to pay a lot of money to make everyone happy and go away very, very quietly. 
"There will be iron-clad NDAs signed and everything in their exit contracts will make sure there are no nuclear explosions in the aftermath.
"This whole situation was handled very poorly, and ABC's legal team has their work cut out for them to make sure everything is just right. 
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The source also assured that Disney CEO Bob Iger "will absolutely have eyes on the final packages."
Meanwhile, another source with knowledge of the negotiations added that Amy & TJ's attorneys are currently in close contact with the network's legal team.
"They are all working through strategies to make the hosts comfortable enough so that the network can move on from this as quietly as possible."
As The U.S. Sun previously revealed, Amy and TJ believe they are getting sacked at the network. 
LEGAL WRANGLING 
The GMA3 co-hosts brought on two high-powered attorneys last week as they deal with the network. 
On the heels of the co-hosts hiring the lawyers, a close source said: "It certainly sounds like they are out."
A second source said that despite a report that the pair have already been fired, the network has not yet made any official decision as of yet. 
"The couple believes there is no scandal, these are two consenting adults and had they been put back on air over the holidays, this would all be behind them by now, and nobody would care."
In a call to staffers in early December, ABC News President Kim Godwin said in a call: "After a lot of thought, I am taking Amy and TJ off the air as we figure this out.”
The ABC exec went on to say TJ and Amy's relationship was “not a violation of company policy,” and that the decision to take them out of their anchor chairs was necessary for the “GMA brand as a whole.”
Amy hired powerhouse attorney Andrew Brettler, while TJ hired Eric George.
TMZ was the first to report the news of the co-hosts' legal teams.
The anchors were seen on PDA-filled dates together back in November 2022, but both were still married to other people.
READY FOR REPLACEMENTS
The GMA3 stars' outing followed fans begging the network to permanently hire the suspended hosts' replacements, Rhiannon Ally and DeMarco Morgan.
The pair were taken off GMA3 in December after their off-screen relationship was exposed, and they remain suspended while the network conducted an investigation.
Rhiannon and Ally have been filling in for the couple in recent weeks and seem to be a huge hit with viewers.
SHOCKING AFFAIR
TJ and Amy, sent shockwaves through the TV world when their relationship was exposed in late November 2022.
The couple, who began anchoring GMA3 in 2020, allegedly began their affair over the summer, with both claiming they were already separated at the time.
They were taken off GMA3 after the public caught wind of their relationship.
A number of hosts have been filling in for them during their time off, including Janai Norman and Gio Benitez.
Since their relationship was made public, Amy and TJ have not kept it hidden.
They were caught kissing and cuddlingduring a steamy getaway to Miami days after Christmas.
The couple also smiled and looked cozy during a grocery run days later.
TJ filed for divorce from his wife, Marilee Fiebig, late last month in New York after 12 years of marriage.
They have a 10-year-old daughter, Sabine, together.
Sources have previously told The U.S. Sun that Amy is working on her divorce from her husband, Andrew Shue, however, neither has filed paperwork as of yet.
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waiting4inspiration · 4 years
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Ride (Ivar x Reader)
Summary: Ivar only wants the best. And when his search for the best horses leads him to your city and he sees you trying to tame a wild stallion, he ends up wanting something different
Warnings: strong language, SMUT, +18 content, unprotected sex, slight fem!dom, mentions of war, i don’t know much about taming horses but i did the best i could,
Word Count: 3,875
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Ivar only wants the best. The best soldiers in his army, the best ships in his navy, the best horses for his soldiers. He has the first two, now all he needs his horses. Strong, well-bred, well-trained stallions that will ride his army into battle against the Saxons. And there’s only one place in all of Norway that breed and train horses like that. 
The city of Kvia is known to everyone as the Horselands. So much so, that it’s hardly even called Kvia. The Earl of Kvia, Denrin, only gives a team of his best horses to whoever pays the best price. And because Ivar wanted that, his bargaining with the Earl of the Horseland went on all through the winter season. 
Now, it’s time for the king to see his prize. 
It’s exactly as Ivar imagined it to look like. Green pastures far as the eye can see, herds of horses grazing on the luscious grass, some being rounded up by men, others being ridden. It’s only once they pass a certain point that leads them deeper into the land that there is a horse everywhere Ivar looks. 
Denrin meets Ivar at the gates of his city, riding a gallant pale stallion to lead Ivar and his company to the fort-like building that would be Denrin’s Great Hall. The grey stone building, rigid and strong almost contrasts the freedom the green land gives off. 
“We’ve given you a fine team of horses, King Ivar,” Denrin speaks as he leads Ivar and his brothers through the training ground. “All of our horses are trained to look fear and danger in the eye, obey their rider’s command whatever they may be, and might even be the steed that would lead you to Valhalla,” he mentions with a chuckle, but Ivar doesn’t laugh. 
Ivar watches and men and women lead horses between training circles and stables, alternating between feeding stations and drinking wells. The sounds of steeds braying almost overshadow the communication of the people in the area. 
“Even though we breed our own horses, wild horses roam the outer banks of the land. Those horses you saw when you entered the Horselands,” the horse lord states, looking over his shoulder to the visiting party. “We leave them be, unless they have been hurt or cast out of their herd. Then, we take them in and try to tame them,” he mentions, holding his hand out to gesture to a training ring with a single horse inside it. 
The black beauty gallops around the fence, around a single trainer inside and a lunge line connecting them. “It also gives us a chance to breed fresh horses with different blood. And it gives the trainers something different to work on. Breaking a wild horse is not an easy job.”
“Who is that in the center?” Ivar questions right as Denrin stops talking. His eye has been fixed on the woman in the center of the horse’s galloping circles the entire time. 
Denrin smiles as he shifts on his feet. “That is my daughter,” he states proudly, making Ivar turn his head to look at him. “She has been working on taming that horse for weeks. He’s a stubborn thing, only listens to her,” he mentions, nodding to you when you click your tongue and gently tug on the lunge line to order the horse to come to you. 
The horse shakes his head and huffs out as his gallops turn to a canter. With a stern voice, you call the stallion and tug on the line again. And this time, he listens to you. The black steed walks over to you, keeps his head up confidently before nosing the hand you hold out for him. 
“She will attempt to ride him today,” Denrin mentions as he takes a step forward to carry on leading Ivar, Ubbe, and Hvitserk through the training grounds and towards the stables holding their horses. 
The rest of the tour goes by before Ivar can realize it. He is happy with his horses. His trust for Denrin and his horses is much like his trust for Floki and his boats. And even though he thought most, if not all, would be stallions, Denrin said that some of the mares can be just as spirited. They made their arrangements on how and when the horses would travel to Kattegat for Ivar’s use, and then it was time to witness the event everyone seems to have been waiting for. 
The visiting guests didn’t think that someone trying to ride a wild stallion would be such a big deal. But there’s a crowd gathered around the training ring you and your horse were in before. Now, only the black stallion is there, minding his own business. He’s used to the crowd by now because it’s always busy during the day. He’s learned that if he doesn’t mind them, they won’t mind him. 
“Do you think she’ll succeed?” Ubbe questions as he and Ivar find a spot where they can see the ring and the horse perfectly. 
“I hope she does,” Hvitserk mentions as he comes to join his brothers. “I’ve placed a bet on her. A good one,” he chuckles, glancing down at the pocket of coins in his hands before he looks up at Ubbe and Ivar. 
Ivar only rolls his eyes as he turns to try and find you. “She’s Denrin’s daughter. The chance is she learned how to ride a horse before even learning how to walk,” he mutters, smirking to himself at the thought of that. His words mean that he’s sure you’ll succeed in riding this wild beauty. 
Seeing you walking out the stables, a saddle over your arms, and your gaze fixed on the training ring, Ivar shifts in his spot and marvels at the determination in your eyes. Hvitserk laughs to himself as a thought crosses his mind when his eyes wander down your body. “With legs like that, I wouldn’t be surprised if she rode men the way one would ride a wild horse.”
Those words bury themself in Ivar’s mind, making thoughts of his own spark up with him even trying. It makes his eyes fall to see what caused Hvitserk to say those words, and he takes in a deep breath at the sight of your legs. Oh yes, he can see the vulgar image his brother tried to paint so vividly now.
The image of you mounting him, those legs of yours either side of his useless one, hand on his chest to steady yourself above him as his fingers dig into the muscle of your thighs. Gods, what it would be like to have those legs clench around him as he-
You break his thoughts by placing the saddle on the fence with a thud, making him turn his gaze down to the ground to avoid meeting your gaze. Curse Hvitserk for putting the thought in his head. Now, he won’t be able to think of anything else on your attempt to ride the wild horse in the ring with you. 
Walking to the horse, you breathe out a sigh and hold out your hand when he starts to walk to you again. You’ve accomplished this trick to get him to come to you by feeding him treats at first, making him think that you’ll always have something to give him. When other trainers have tried, he doesn’t budge. 
“I know you’re nervous. So am I,” you whisper to him as you stroke his face with one hand, the other resting on the bridle you put on him this morning so that he’s used to it by now. “But, I trust you won’t throw me off and try to kill me,” you chuckle, grab the reins and slowly lead him over to the saddle. 
It’s quiet. Everyone knows this part is crucial. If the horse doesn’t smell the saddle or doesn’t accept it, you won’t be riding him today. So, they all watch in anticipation as you secure the reins to the fence and place a hand on the saddle. 
You know that this wild horse is also a curious stallion. You know he’ll smell the saddle. And when he does and doesn’t back away or get nervous, you smile to yourself and stroke his neck in affection, telling him he’s done a good job. 
Ivar watches intently as you place the saddle on the horse’s back. He watches as you watch the horse closes, looking out for any sign that he doesn’t like this. It’s very, very clear that you’ve done this before. 
With the saddle tightened and the horse still calm, you can breathe out a sigh of relief and turn to look for your father as the crowd softly cheers. They don’t want to freak the horse out while you’re so close to him. Denrin gives you an approving and encouraging nod. This is the moment he knows you’ve been waiting for since you managed to wrangle the wild spirit. 
This isn’t the first time your horse has had a saddle on him, another thing you’ve made sure he’s used to before trying to ride him. It’s only a case of getting him to get used to having someone on his back and controlling him from there. 
With the reins back in your hand and you now standing beside him, everyone holds a breath as you slip your foot into the stirrup and slowly, very slowly, pull yourself up to mount your horse. 
You try to stay calm to keep your horse calm, but you can feel your racing heart in your chest as you sit on top of this strong animal. Patting the side of his neck when he doesn’t freak out, you sigh gently and nod your head as you whisper an approval to him. 
Now, you need to ride him. It’s all good and well mounting him. But you need to take him around the ring a few times for you to be successful. And with a click of your tongue and a light urge from your heels, he starts to walk. 
But you can see he’s on high alert and you make the small mistake of tightening your grip around the reins. 
He startles, kicks his back legs out and whinnies as he shakes his head. You try to calm with him a smooth tone, but he does it again. “Easy,” you sternly say. 
Shaking his head to get you to stop touching him, he breaks into a canter around the ring. When he bucks, an attempt to get whatever’s on his back off, you clench your legs to stop yourself from falling off and tug lightly on the reins. 
Ivar’s mouth falls slightly at the display in front of him, the fight for power and dominance. It makes Hvitserk’s words come back to him and the thoughts he had afterward. He watches how you move your body to accommodate the bucking and rearing motions of the horse, and his mind immediately sees you above him again, rocking your body like that as you moan. 
The horse stands up on his back legs, making people gasp and become more alert in case you fall and get hurt. But, you stay in your place. When the horse is back on all fours, you decide that it’s enough. Stroking his neck and you dismount, you breathe out a deep sigh and shake your head as your lips turn up into a smile. 
The crowd around the ring cheers. You’ve done it. You’ve successfully ridden your wild horse for the first time without being thrown off. 
And you’ve left images in Ivar’s mind that will no doubt make him hard every time he thinks of them, but you don’t know that part. 
He won’t officially meet you until tomorrow, but he wants to meet you. Oh Gods, does he want to meet you. He reminds himself that he is a King. If he wishes to meet you, then he will do just that. 
Which is why he finds himself standing in front of your bedroom doors minutes after your successful ride, his hand just inches from the door to knock. There are horses engraved in the wood, something that keeps his eyes busy for a moment before he eventually knocks. 
“Yes?” He hears your voice from the other side, encouraging him to enter the room. And he does. 
He walks past the door, his hand gripping the crutch at his side tightly when Hvitserk’s cursed words come to mind again. Now it not the time to think of you fucking him, he scolds to himself. 
Then, he sees the bath in the room, wonders if you had just gotten out or if you were getting in. But the sight of your damp hair tells him he had come at a good time. The thin nightgown around your body says it’s a very good time. 
“King Ivar. I wasn’t expecting you to introduce yourself today,” you say as you stand from your seat and take a small step forward. 
It’s because of the journey here. He knows you’ve been told to let him rest before introductions can be made, but he couldn’t help it. He couldn’t help his thoughts. 
There’s a look in his eyes when they return to yours after wandering over your body, an action that makes a shiver roll through your body. Here, a man you have yet to meet, a King, staring at you in awe and fascination. 
“I had to meet you after watching you ride that wild horse,” he explains, making your head nod in understanding as you fold your arms over your chest when he walks forward. “I couldn’t help but see for myself the woman able to tame something so strong.”
You chuckle at his words, bite your lower lip and stare into his eyes as he stands in front of you. You take the chance to do as he had done to you and run your eyes up and down his body. He’s afraid you’ll be discouraged by his legs, but that thought disappears as quickly as it appears when your eyes shoot back up to lock with his as you take another step forward. “You and I both know that is not the whole truth,” you whisper in a low voice as you drop your arms to your sides. 
His face drops and his heart skips a beat as your lips stretch into a smile. “Don’t worry. You’re not the first man to get hard at the sight of me taming wild stallions,” you laugh as you turn to walk away. “Or to fantasize. I understand,” you add, standing beside your bed and to pick up a necklace on the pillow, a medallion of your father’s crest hanging on the chain. 
“Really?” Ivar questions, intrigued about how you know this without having even met you. 
You hum, turn to face him again as you rest your hand on the medallion and turn your body to him. “My mother told me something very important before I became a woman,” you begin, luring him closer as you glance down to your hands and smile innocently to yourself. Ivar can’t help stepping forward in curiosity. “She said that some men like to imagine themselves as the horse a woman tames. It’s the reason my father fell in love with her. Because he saw himself as that mighty steed my mother once rode, trying to make it submit to her, trying to overpower and already powerful creature. And sometimes, that’s what a man wants,” you explain, making Ivar’s skin erupt into goosebumps as he stops right in front of you. 
“She told me, some men want a woman to try and break them. Tell me, King Ivar, is that what you wanted when you saw me?” you ask, taking that final step forward as your hands reach up to rest on his chest. 
He reaches up as well, to touch the side of your face as he leans slightly closer. Shaking his head, he holds his stare with you, making your heart racing like a team of horses as his eyes flicker down to your lips. “No. When I saw you on that horse, I didn’t want you to try and break me. Because I cannot be broken,” he whispers, your bottom lip tucking in between your teeth as he leans closer even more and drops the crutch to the ground. “I wanted the power I saw from you. Your strength, your determination.”
A breath catches in your throat as he moves his hand to rest around your neck, your lips popping out from between your teeth as you smell that warm, earthy smell on him. “I want you to ride me like you ride your horse,” he growls, his breath hitting your face before his lips crash over yours. 
Moaning into his mouth as you let his tongue in, your fingers grip his tunic tightly - like reins - and you turn him so he can sit on your bed. His hands slip under the sheer nightgown and run up those thighs he’s been thinking about since Hvitserk mentioned them. He can feel your muscles constricting and relaxing as you shift to adjust your position, grinding your body against his as you kiss him deeply. 
As you pull the tunic off over his head and break the kiss, you stare into his eyes as you try to catch your breath and calm your racing heart. His hands continue to rise up your body, pulling your nightgown with it before he lifts it over your head, leaving you naked in front of him. 
“I ride rough,” you softly mention as his hands run back down your body, over your breasts making a tingle run through your body. 
Ivar hums as he drops his face in the bend of your neck to kiss your skin, making you breathe out a shaky sigh and grip his shoulders. “I cannot be broken,” he reminds, muttering his words against your skin before biting it. 
Before he can leave a mark, you push him down onto his back and keep your hands on his chest as you stare down at him with the same look in your eyes as you had before walking into the ring to ride your horse. “We’ll see about that,” you murmur, running your hands down to his pants to free the hard cock you’ve felt growing as he kissed you. 
He smiles wickedly up at you, helps you untie the laces of his pants and stops you from pushing them all the way off. Maybe, if he gives you a bit of a challenge, a goal to get him full naked, it will make you come back for more and this won’t just be a one-time thing. 
Wrapping his hand around the back of your neck, he pulls you down for another kiss, this one full of lust and carnal need. Rolling your hips against his, you make his moan at the friction between you and he breaks the kiss to focus on what he wants most. 
Just like he had imagined it, your legs come either side of his as you sit upright, your hands on his chest as you raise yourself above him, his fingers digging into your thighs to slowly, slowly, bring you down onto his cock. 
As you stretch around him, your mouth falls open as you take in a sharp breath, your head falling back as you let out a moan at the feeling of him filling you up perfectly. He watches as a tremble runs through your body before you start to rock your hips, your head falls forward so you can lock your gaze with his. 
He thrusts up into you as he remembers your horse bucking when you rode him moments ago, the action making you gasp and your body to jerk as your nails dig into his chest. The mischievous look in his eyes makes you smile and laugh as you shake your head. “If you’re going to behave like that then,” you whisper, leaning down to press your body to his as you tease his lips with a kiss. 
Groaning as you rock against him, your pace picking up slowly, he grabs a fist full of your tight meat and bucks his hips against you, making a moan fall from your lips. “That’s better,” he says to himself, but you chuckle at his words and push yourself up again. 
Grinding down on him as a way to try and tell him to stop bucking, you feel pleasure starting to grow in your stomach. You almost want to break him. Right now, he could walk out of your room after this and go fuck some other girl if he wanted to. But you want him to stay thinking about you, wanting you. You want him to come to you, just as the horse you trained does. You want him to be yours. 
As he thrusts again, you scrap your nails down his chest, pulling out a hiss from him as he grips your hips tightly. And that’s when he starts working with you. 
Instead of wildly bucking his hips when he feels like it, he decides to roll with your movements. He watches you as you back arches, your riding becoming harder, and your walls clench around him as he scratches your thighs as you did his chest. 
He wants all of a sudden turn you around and fuck you into the furs over the bed. But perhaps he’ll do that later. He wants to carry on with this, with you riding him, moving with his rough hips snaps, moaning out his name and panting in pleasure. He wants to finish dragging your hips in the movement he wants, feel you struggle against him, try to tame him to do what you want. He wants to finish seeing you try to make him submit to your ways. 
“Oh, Gods,” you curse, throwing your head back as your break, letting him decide the pace and going with his movement. Because sometimes, in order to not fall off your horse, you need to go with his movements. 
You feel his cock twitch inside you, ready for his release. And you can’t hold your pleasure back any longer. “Ivar, I-” A moan stops you from speaking as your pleasure explodes inside your, making every part of your feel light. 
Ivar curses at the feeling of your legs clenching as he spills his seed into you, just like how he pictured when Hvitserk made that comment about your legs. Your fucking legs. Now that he thinks of it, he probably wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for that comment. 
Falling to his chest, panting and in a daze, your legs tremble slightly when Ivar softly strokes them with his fingers. Turning your gaze up to his face, you smirk as he glances down at you with a proud smirk to say that he was right to you not being able to break him. 
But little does he know, it takes more than one ride to break a stud. 
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outro-tearist · 3 years
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new bts au!
hi, im silver and i plan on writing a bts x reader au where the m/c is a dog groomer!
please, please let me know your thoughts, opinions, feelings, anything really ^///^🤍🌙
chap 1 chap 2 chap 3
bts dog groomer au!
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“Please- just sit still… for just one- ACK!” (Y/N) fruitlessly scolded the dog in front of her. It was desperately clawing at the rim of the tub to climb out as the groomer placed her body to block the floor from view.
“Jeez, Monie, stop trying to kill me for just one sec,” she groaned exasperatedly to the American Eskimo. He simply huffed but still hopped back into the tub. The groomer gratefully gave the dog a pat on the head and a whispered “good boy” before spraying the shampoo hose down his back again.
Truthfully, (Y/N) could not imagine her life without fighting playful dogs and seeing their owner’s happy faces when their precious baby got returned to them. She had been saving up for this small (but perfect in her eyes) corner store in the middle of the bustling city of Seoul. Half the shop was a cute, welcoming entrance with plants, that were of course safe for animals in case any of them were mischievous. Behind the main desk there was a large window in which you could see the 4 grooming tables as well as the large, wall length tub.
Her new friend, Jimin, had worked the front for her as well as the dog-walking business that had recently been added to the quaint shop. (Y/N) had gotten a few regulars, like Kim Monie and his parents, Min Holly that came with the reclusive Min Yoongi, and Jung Mickey that usually arrived with Jung Jiwoo, a pretty girl she quickly got along with.
The little bell on the door tinkled as it opened. (Y/N) had her hands full of a pup and couldn’t leave him unattended, so she just glanced behind her to see it was only Jimin who got back from a walk with some new dogs.
“(Y/N)-ssi!” Jimin yelled happily as he opened the back door. He put the dogs into the playpen that was in the front of the grooming room and ran to assist her as soon as he could.
“Hi, Jimin. I thought I told you not to be so formal! We’ve known each other for a few months n- MONIE NO!” (Y/N) scrambled to stop the soaking wet dog from bounding into Jimin’s arms but it was too late. The Eskimo dog had already tackled Jimin to the ground, giving him big licks on the face. The other dogs in the pen barked excitedly as Jimin laughed loudly with his gorgeous high-pitched giggles. (Y/N) almost blushed until she realized she had to pull the dog off the poor man laying on the ground.
“Monie, you were being such a good boy today! I can’t believe you’ve done this switcheroo on me.” the girl scolded. Jimin finished his sweet laughing fit and wrangled the ecstatic dog back into the tub. “I missed you too, puppy.” Jimin smiled sweetly.
“Um. This is sweet and all but do you, uh. Have any spare clothes..?” an embarrassed (Y/N) asked. Of course he had chosen to wear a white shirt, his NEVERMIND tattoo being the only thing she could see at the moment. On top of that, his defined stomach was very visible and that only made (Y/N) flush even more.
“OH! Oh my gosh I am so sorry I didn’t even remember- um… but no. I don’t have a spare shirt BUT I think I have a jacket. Up there. In the front I mean. Uh. Bye” Jimin sped off embarrassed for his friend and coworker to see him so unprofessionally.
(Y/N) waved her hand in front of her face as she stared at Jimin’s back running to the front of the store. “Nice one, Monie. You scared him off.” The dog gave her a simmering look but allowed her to move him onto the table to get him dried.
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“Good boy Monie! You were such a good boy!!” (Y/N) baby-talked the dog as his tail wagged behind him quickly. You had just finished shaving his paw pads and he looked as fresh as ever. “Now let’s wait for your mommy and daddy to come pick you up, ok!?”
Jimin awkwardly walked into the back at that point. “Um, hey. I just wanted to say-” “I am so sorry Jimin! I should have had better control of Monie here but I just let him jump all over you and now you’re all wet.” (Y/N) bowed and cut him off before he could even begin. Jimin stared in shock for a moment, before giggling slightly, bowing, and responding, “It’s not a problem, (Y/N). Thank you for being understanding.”
They shared a smile until the light bells alerted them to someone being in the shop. (Y/N) immediately went to the front, knowing Jimin would take great care of the puppies in the back.
“Hi, welcome to Paradise Pet Groomers, what can I do for you?” she greeted the two tall men. The taller one smiled largely, with adorable dimples that (Y/N) swore could be used as a bowl for cereal seemed to notice her first. The second man may have been the most gorgeous man she had ever seen in her whole life. His broad shoulders seemed to expand the closer she got to him, and the groomer couldn’t help but want a hug from him.
“Hey, we’re here to pick up Monie?” the taller one spoke. (Y/N) was a little wary because the couple who usually picked him up were an older one, who were always very sweet and seemed very in love. “Yes, of course, but where is the other couple who usually picks him up?” she asked as politely as she could.
The broad shouldered man answered back just as kindly as the first, “Ah, those are my roommate’s parents,” he motioned to the dimpled man, “I’m Seokjin and this is Namjoon.” “Ah, well, Monie was absolutely a sweetheart as per usual. He was a little rowdy during bath time but he usually is, so it wasn’t that big of a deal.” she explained as she walked into the back to get the dog.
“Hi Monie!” Namjoon seemed to be very excited to see the dog again, and (Y/N) couldn’t help but giggle once she noticed the similarities they seemed to have. Seokjin watched the man fondly and she couldn’t help but notice how much love was in his gaze when he looked at his “roommate”. Namjoon made small cooing noises as Monie barked and whined excitedly.
“Thank you so much for your continued patronage, and tell your parents I said hi!” (Y/N) said to the duo as they happily strolled out of the store.
“Good work today Jimin, you can head out!” (Y/N) called out into the back only to Jimin’s surprised face peek out from the playpen of dogs.
“But the store doesn’t close for another two hours!” he exclaimed.
(Y/N) smiled and nodded, “Yes, but you’re still wearing wet clothes! Go home and have a good day.”
Jimin’s smile was contagious, and it seemed that her face couldn’t manage a wider smile at that moment.
“I’ll see you soon!” Jimin yelled to the puppies as he ran out, leaving (Y/N) alone with the company of light background music and chattering of dogs.
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oddsnendsfanfics · 4 years
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The (Mis)Adventures of Kal and Moose - Puppy Love?
Genre: Fan Fiction Pairing: Henry Cavill/Reader Warnings: Fluffy Summer Fun Rating: G Length: Drabble Disclaimer: a strict work of fiction, I own nothing except the original characters and the plot line. In no way am I affiliated to any of it.  
A/N: Kal and Moose seem to be popular, what can I say? 
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“Oscar, can you not torment Kal?”
“I'm not tormenting him,” the boy pouted, attempting to push the dog away. “He keeps sitting on me, Uncle Henry.”
“Kal, stop sitting on Oscar.” Henry scolded the big black and white Akita.
Henry swore he could see Kal roll his eyes, but did as he was asked and climbed off of Henry's nephew. Kal yawned and laid on the bed in the corner, like a “good dog”, another eye roll. Please, this was his domain. Nobody moved him from his spot on the couch, except for maybe Moose. Even then, they would compromise and Moose would lie across the humans.
Closing his eyes, Kal sighed, listening to his human and the two tiny humans playing another video game. They had spent a part of the day outside in the garden yesterday. This morning they went for Kal's regulation walkie, and now they were in the house – again. Kal huffed and yawned. He wished Moose was there, they could bounce around the garden chasing squirrels, cats, and scare the tiny humans with their loud but harmless boofings.
Sprawled out on the “dog bed” Kal whimpered in his sleep. Oblivious to the fact he had company. Dancing around Kal with more energy than he knew what to do with, Moose nosed the big dog and yelped at him. Kal sniffled and boofed in his sleep. Henry laughed watching Kal completely ignore his best friend.
“He's pretty wrecked,” Henry explained with a casual shrug.
“Kids do that to ya.” You laugh, calling Moose back to you. “How was last night?”
“Good, they slept well. Aiden was up in the night, he crawled in with me, and went back to sleep. Thankfully.” A soft chuckle, Henry looked over his shoulder at his nephews playing the video game that he had set up. “They're glued to that thing.”
“Ah, like their uncle.” You tease, nudging him in the side. “Why don't we wake sleeping beauty and head for the park? Moose could use a nice, long run. He's been inside all day. I had Alfie this morning, he had an appointment so no dogs allowed.”
Henry snorted. “You're welcome to try and pry them away.”
His brother and sister in law had left the 10 and 6 years old with their uncle for the weekend, it was their anniversary and Henry wasn't doing anything. He had gallantly offered to take his nephews, they arrived Thursday morning and would be leaving around mid day Sunday. How hard could it be? His sister in law had told him not to let them spend the entire weekend in front of a screen.
Easier said than done. He'd had them for 24 hours and the majority of their time, they weren't happy unless they were stuck in front of a game. Henry couldn't blame them, it was an activity the three of them were equally matched at, and they all enjoyed.
“Hey guys,” You call cheerfully, walking into the room. “What's going on?”
You had met Oscar and Aiden before, although you weren't overly familiar with the two boys, you hoped they had remembered you.
At they very least, they would likely remember Moose. He had been the unexpected star of the show, stealing the tray of sausages from the grill allowing himself and Kal to a fine meal. He then proceeded to vomit on the lawn where one of the other nephews managed to step and slip in it. Henry had assured you that it wasn't a big deal. Right, because it wasn't him having to face the shame or clean vomit off of his dog.
“Playing a game,” Aiden answered dropping his controller and turning to you. “Would you like to play? Uncle Henry said it's okay for kids.”
“I'm sure it is, but I don't want to play. Thanks.” You smile, rubbing Moose's back. He stands beside you sniffing the small human.
Kal is awake, stretching and wagging his tail. Moose is here and the fun is never far.
“Okay.” Aiden shrugs turning back to the game.
“Oscar, don't be rude.” Henry scolds from his spot holding up the door frame with his body.
“Oh, hey.” Oscar turns briefly to greet you.
“So, how many more levels to this game?”
“Seven.” Oscar's eyes never leave the screen.
“Ah. Well, I guess you're probably going to play those then. Sorry, Hen, looks like you and Kal are here all day.” You begin to talk, making no sense whatsoever to Henry.
“Wh-I don't.” Henry begins, when you wink at him. Indicating for him to follow the lead. “I guess we are. Too bad.”
Aiden's attention was now piqued. Ah yes, the little ones always caved first. Standing up and walking to his uncle, Aiden hangs onto Henry's hand for a second before whispering to him.
“What were we going to do?” Henry asks out loud. Kal prances and Moose begins to wiggle around as well. Aiden nods.
“I came over to see if your Uncle Henry wanted to go to lunch,  or maybe we could go to the park, then get an ice cream. But since you guys have seven levels left.” You shrug as casually as you can. “Guess Moose and I are on our own.”
“I want ice cream!” Aiden cheers. “Oscar, turn off the game. Turn it off! We can go get ice cream! Oscar!” the small boy pesters his big brother.
A sight all too familiar for Henry. He was often the one pestering his brothers to do cool things, too.
“Go away.” Oscar pushes Aiden to the side, trying to play the game.
“Oscar, don't push your brother.” Henry corrects. His brow knit, he means business. “Why don't we turn off the game and go to the park.”
Scowling, Oscar rolls his eyes, a Cavill trait. You can't help giggle at how much the two boys look like their uncle.
“Why can't she take him and we stay here?” Oscar pauses the game.
“Because we are all going, I said so.” Henry pulls rank over the sulking child. “Now, it is my game and I want it turned off. I will banish you from playing the rest of the weekend.”
Did that sort of thing actually work?
Indeed it did, for Henry at least. He didn't have to ask the second time. Oscar did as he was told, powering down the gaming system, not without a pout though. Dogs and children wrangled, everyone was out of the house in a timely fashion. Another grumble came, when the boys – primarily Oscar – realized that this was an adventure to be taken on foot.
Whatever, he would get over it.
Holding tightly to Moose's leash, Aiden walked proudly along side his uncle. The red Aussie being on his best behaviour, although you made sure to keep a close eye in case he got any ideas to run off with the child. Making it to the park in one piece, no run offs or mishaps, was nearly a miracle. Letting the two dogs off to play, Henry handed Oscar the ball and told him to throw it as far and hard as he could.
Aiden didn't go too far, sitting in the grass, chatting idly with you. He told you about his favourite subject at school. His favourite sport and hobbies. The topic of conversation got real, when he leaned in closer. Whispering that his favourite superhero was Ironman, but he would pretend to like Superman to make his uncle Henry happy.
Overhearing the confession, Henry shot you a wink and a slight nod. He was well aware of his nephew's acting skills.
Throwing the ball with his uncle, until the two dogs returned panting and tired, Oscar ignored you and Aiden. Enjoying the time he had to chat with Henry about various things. Sports mostly. He made the observation that the usually shy Aiden was your new best mate. Sitting on your knee in the grass, Aiden laughed as you tickled him. Your bonding interrupted by Kal wandering over and slobbering against your face.
“Kal!” You squeal and push the big dog away. “Get off.”
“I think he's saying it's time for ice cream.” Henry laughed, retrieving Kal.
“Ice cream!” Aiden cheered rushing to his feet, Moose dancing along beside him.
Settled on the grass under a big shady tree, Aiden had his wish. An ice cream cone in his hand, melted debris on his cheeks and chin. He was a picture of happy. Oscar sat with his back against the tree, watching  flock of birds near by. Henry rested beside him, Kal's leash in his hand. The big dog licking his paws, having finished a small cup of delicious ice cream.
Sitting beside Aiden, you hold your ice cream for Moose to take a lick. He had his own cup as well, although he refused to share with you. Funny how dogs and children were that way. Henry had shared his with you, insisting that you try the passion fruit frozen yogurt. Resting in the shade, you can't help but enjoy the comfortable silence between the four of you. The boys had been perfect all afternoon, you were certain their mother would be thrilled to hear that they had done something other than played video games. In the silence, Oscar shifted around, sitting to face his Uncle.
“Can I ask you something?”
“Shoot.” Henry nodded.
“Is she your girlfriend?”
Hearing the question, you nearly choke. Sputtering and wiping a hand across your chin.
“No, we're friends.” Henry rolls his eyes. Giving you an apologetic look.
“Friends who like to kiss?”
“No, friends who like to sacrifice small children who ask too many questions.” You speak without any thought on that comment. The sheer look of terror on the child's face is enough to force Henry into hiding his laughter.
“Uncle Henry, she's weird.” Aiden licks his ice cream cone, pushing the melting treat a little too hard. Resulting in it splatting to the ground, bottom lip trembling Aiden is on the verge of tears when Kal and Moose rush to the rescue. Kal hunting down the ice cream on the ground, cleaning up. Moose goes straight for the face, licking the remains off of the little boy's face. “Uncle Henry!” Aiden laughs as the dog's tongue tickles his face, Moose now joined by Kal.
“Boys, off.” You attempt to call off the dogs, while Henry has already gone to get Aiden a second cone. “Kal, Moose. Now.”
“Here we are,” Henry holds a new cone, laughing when he sees the sight. Aiden on the ground, Kal and Moose licking his face like it was their new day job. “Well, at least I won't have to clean him up.”
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Clone Log Series | 1 | Trapper
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Note: This is the beginning of a new series I want to write that was inspired by a short scene from Star Wars: Tales from The Clone Wars Webcomic Collection Season 1 - Prelude: Cold Snap, you can find more about that HERE. 
The first Clone I’ve chosen for this series is Trapper! For those who aren’t familiar with this fellow, Trapper is an ARF Trooper with the 212th Recon Division and served at the Second Battle of Geonosis. He was the only survivor alongside Obi-Wan Kenobi when their LAAT/i crashed on Geonosis, en-route to RV Point Rain. 
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Note/Disclaimer: This fic contains both canon and fanon material. Trapper doesn’t have a canon CT number, so the one listed is entirely fanon and not official by any means. Lance is a clone OC of mine.
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I’d heard stories about the Battle of Geonosis from veterans. It was the first time the Grand Army had seen combat, and apparently despite simulations training, nothing could quite prepare them for the hell that was Geonosis. I wasn’t there - wasn’t even a year out from graduating - but my former CO, Commander Ponds… he was there. Every clone knew- you didn’t inquire about previous campaigns unless it was logistically necessary, especially from a Commander, but on occasion he’d share bits and pieces. 
Following the GAR’s first sight of war, countless changes were made to the training that clones received on Kamino. Apparently there were things we just weren’t thoroughly being prepared for, but despite that fact, they were rushing us off the assembly line so fast most of us never really finished out training anyhow. Not completely at least. 
I still remember when we graduated, Lance. It all happened so quickly. We were on a cruiser heading for Coruscant before any of us really got to process the first accomplishment of our lives. 
I don’t know why I’m addressing this to you, Lance. I guess… It’s just been a while since we got to catch up. Before we even landed on Coruscant we all got word of our placement in the GAR. You were off to the 212th Attack Battalion, I was transferred to the 91st Reconnaissance Corps, and the rest of the squad stayed together under the 327th Star Corps. I never thought I’d hear from the others again, and I thought the same about you.
As long as I’m writing this to you, I might as well fill you in. Things were pretty slow in the 91st Recon Corps for the first month or two, that is, until we got deployed to Malastare. That was my first time seeing combat. I still remember staring down the Separatist line. They outnumbered us ten to one. I lost a lot of brothers in that massacre, despite not knowing any of them for very long.
Somewhere along the line, whispers began to spread. It was no secret we were losing the battle. The Separatists had launched a hefty operation to drain the Republic of its fuel supplies that were made available by the current treaty with the Dugs, and they were doing a hell of a job pushing us back to the Capital. 
I wasn’t in the know, but I’d overheard from a Sergeant that the Republic was issuing the use of a prototype bomb to be used as a last ditch effort to push the Separatist line back. Sounded like a long shot. Word spread fast and eventually all military forces on Malastare were debriefed on what was to happen. Commander Ponds issued a statement to the 91st Recon Corps forces, that we were to hold the line until the bomb’s drop. The bomb was said to produce an electro-magnetic field that would expand from the impact zone. It had to be a hell of a bomb to match the diameter of the Separatist line. 
When the bomb hit, the electro-magnetic pulse emitted from it knocked out the clankers, but did hell to the sound dampeners in our buckets. Few boys had their eardrums burst. I guess that wasn’t something they accounted for. 
Despite that fact though, the bomb did do its intended job, and wiped out ninety percent of the Separatist forces; I have to admit I was impressed and would have remained so… If not for what came after. While the electro-magnetic field resulted in the deactivation of all Separatist forces, the detonation of the bomb created a sinkhole bigger than the underworld portals on Coruscant. It swallowed what was left of the clankers along with countless men… too many to count. I was close to the sinkhole and managed to outrun its increasing diameter as it swallowed everything in its path… I can still hear the screams of those who weren’t so lucky.
Victory wasn’t a word any of us were able to consider. Not after that. For those few seconds before the crater began, a rush of relief washed over all of us; you could almost see it in the way our postures relaxed, and some of us even let out relieved chuckles or held breath. The Dugs were already celebrating the victory in the following seconds before it happened. It sounded like a crack of lightning coursed through my body; the ground jolted so hard some of us lost our footing. Seconds. It wasn’t more than thirty seconds between the bomb’s detonation and the crater’s formation, although it felt like so much longer.
For almost thirty minutes the crater was surrounded by a massive cloud of dust too thick to breathe. Most of us couldn’t speak in the time following the proton bomb’s encore. Talk about a slap in the face, Lance. Most of us thought it was a sick joke. Price of victory, eh?
Well apparently that wasn’t one of the outcomes the Republic accounted for either. Following the settling of the new geographic monument, I was chosen alongside a couple other troopers to investigate the crater. Word was that high command had lost contact with the rescue team, and General Windu accompanied us, as did Commander Ponds to look for the lost search party. 
Its all a bit blurry from there. We ended up finding the rescue party but… We didn’t end up getting any of those men out of there. It became apparent rather quickly that we were trespassing on a certain creature’s territory. It all happened so fast; the General had a few men stay behind with what was left of the rescue party while we searched the area. By the time it became evident of what we were dealing with, we were running towards the extraction point, and General Skywalker was distracting the creature with his starfighter… We left all those men behind. Granted it would have been close to impossible to extract them all without losing men, but… We didn’t even try. Aside from the General and the Commander, Hawkeye and I were the only ones to make it out. 
We all have those moments, when that guilt always rears its ugly head. I just wonder if the officers ever feel the same, or if its just us foot soldiers who feel it.
The creature we encountered was called a Zillo Beast. I’ve sure as hell never heard of it. No one else seemed to have prior to its unexpected appearance. We ended up taking the damn thing too; back to Coruscant no less. I’ll tell ya, Lance… Sometimes I question the sanity behind some of these decisions. It isn’t my place, but you can’t help but consider it. 
I don’t know where you were, but I was on Coruscant when the Beast got loose. I wish I could describe or explain the chaos that ensued, but we felt like a bunch of loth cats trying to wrangle a rancor; it just wasn’t plausible. 
Cleanup after the Zillo Beast incident was thankfully, not our job. It was within the week following that event that I got news of my transfer. Apparently something big was going down somewhere, and troopers were being shifted around to handle a coming campaign. 
While I wish I could say I felt something when I got the news, I’d lost so many comrades that there were few left that I was truly acquainted with in my company. Ninety percent of the company was made up of new batches coming in, so when i left, I admit I wasn’t completely against it. 
I was transferred to the 212th Attack Battalion’s Recon Division, under General Kenobi and Marshal Commander Cody. Gotta admit… I felt a bit hypocritical joining this Battalion. Everyone talked trash about other battalions, especially the 212th and even the 501st Legion. It was all in good fun, but they were pretty photogenic. They were the face of the Republic Military on the HoloNet news and saw some of the biggest battles of the war. 
Joining their ranks, I don’t know how I felt. Out of place was one word for it. Everyone was welcoming enough. Transfers happened all the time, it wasn’t customary to alienate other troopers just arriving, but it was always awkward. Every Battalion had its own way of doing things. 
I was on the Venator-class cruiser, The Negotiator, as soon as my transfer was put in and we were off to… somewhere. Arriving at the barracks, the last thing I honestly expected was seeing you across from my bunk, Lance. 
I wouldn’t have said it out loud, but I liked it better not knowing where you were and whether or not you were alive. Now I knew I’d either see you go down or you’d see me. You probably noticed my hesitation to be content to see you. Thankfully the arrival of the new armor sets prevented anything awkward, although now I would give anything to go back and have interaction, awkward or not. 
ARF armor… That was one way to tell someone they were receiving a promotion of sorts. Although I assume they just needed to outfit the foot soldiers in something that resembled the terrain we would encounter. Whispers were saying Geonosis, but I was one of the few that didn’t believe it. We’d conquered Geonosis, there was no reason to go back, right?
Heh, wrong. Commander Cody debriefed everyone in the hanger. We were heading to Geonosis. There we were briefed on the plan, and our teams. At the time, I was thankful we were both on a gunship together. I’d give anything to go back and have you put on a different transport. If we crash I’ll need someone to drag my body out of the mud. You have a really sick sense of humor y’know; always have, even during cadet training. I remember when you joked about getting a ninety-five percent on one of our firearms performance tests: Guess I’m getting terminated, you had joked. You di’kut… Can’t believe you made it to graduation considering how often you talked smack. 
Oh, di’kut… It means fool. Yeah, I learned that from this uh… Girl - a retired mercenary - working with the GAR. Apparently she’s held up with the 212th more often than not, so maybe you know who I’m talking about. 
Loading onto that gunship, I remember feeling surprised when General Obi-Wan Kenobi headed for our LAAT/i with Commander Cody at his side. You’d knocked my arm to get my attention, like I wasn’t already looking. 
When we’re on the ground you better watch my six, you’d said. I’d rolled my eyes. First time we’d seen each other in months and you were already back to your old games. I’m warning ya, Trapper, my aim has improved since cadet training. 
So I only have to carry half of your weight now- I’d countered.
When the General had climbed aboard the gunship, most chatter quieted but continued. After taking off, it got quiet. We knew the landing zone would be hot, and there was no doubt many of the shuttles would be downed on the initial assault. 
Despite the odds, you never think its going to be you. You can’t afford to think like that, so you don’t. That is, until your LAAT/i is hit, and you find yourself holding onto whatever you can as your gunship hurtles uncontrollably towards the ground. 
I remember hearing the General yelling out over the comms, getting word to the Marshal Commander.
We’re hit- We’re going down! It felt like an eternity as our shuttle crashed. It was probably the first time I was truly terrified. Everything was out of my control. At least when a creature the size of a large-class freighter is coming after you, you can run out of its way. This was different. I’d heard a horror story or two of troopers crashing in gunships. Details I couldn’t stop replaying in my head as we hurtled towards the ground.
You were next to me, I think. Somewhere along the line the stabilizers gave out, and the gunship went into a sort of barrel roll. I don’t remember the impact. 
The holovids always depict death, or even near-death experiences like this peaceful, dreamlike state. I thought that was bantha fodder, but it almost makes me laugh - because it actually was, Lance. It was just like that. 
I remember it only in simple terms, but for some reason, before waking up, I remember hearing General Shaak Ti’s graduation speech. Her words, as brief as they were, inspired us. We all felt like we were going out to make a difference, restore peace… be the good guys. 
The naivety of it makes me chuckle. 
Canon fire landing in the dirt a few meters from our downed LAAT/i was what interrupted that dream-like state. The pressure on my chest was the first prominent thing that invaded my mind; it was sharp and intense. Broken ribs most likely. It took a few struggling moments before I could recover a breath, and even longer before I was able to get my vision to focus. Concussion most likely. The Medic had told me my half-conscious state most likely kept me from going into shock, if I had, my broken ribs may have punctured a lung. 
When my eyes had finally focused, and I was able to loosely make out what was around me, it was dark. Slivers of light illuminated the space enough for me to know we were on the ground, but something wasn’t right because it was too quiet. My first thought was that they’d mistaken me as dead and moved out… I wish that was the reality of the situation. Maker knows I would give anything for that to have been the case.
By the time my HUD came back online, I was coming to terms with reality. I could see the troopers scattered about the gunship. With the blast doors closed, there weren’t many places to go. One trooper was draped partially over my legs, and others covered the ground of the ship. What startled me most was when I turned and saw General Kenobi seated next to me, head hung over. He was unconscious. 
At that point I was just surprised to be alive, and maybe even relieved… Then my HUD began reading vital signs. One by one all of the troopers came back negative. At first I couldn’t find you, Lance. Part of me didn’t want to, why would I? The odds weren’t great, so I may have avoided looking towards the other side of the LAAT/i for a while.
With a series of blinks, I accessed the Officer's frequency channel for communications. I don’t know how long I spent trying to contact someone, anyone. Priority was to inform the next in command that the General was incapacitated.
From the sounds of cannon fire, it seemed we were right in the thick of it. I could distinctly hear our AT-Te cannons, but I could also hear enemy munitions from behind us. We weren’t in a great spot, that was for sure. 
As the minutes passed, the pain became more prominent. My neck hurt, and the rest of my body was sluggish to respond. I could move my legs, thankfully, but a trooper pinning them prevented me from doing much. 
With little to do about the fact, I had no choice but to hold tight and keep trying to contact command. It felt like auto-pilot. Maybe it was just me trying to ignore the fact that I was surrounded by dead men… maybe something else. At that point I just couldn’t… I couldn’t consider you being dead too. I knew there was a good chance you were, but part of me continued to hold out hope that you went for help; maybe woke up before I did, realized comms were down before going to get the Commander for support.
By the time the General awoke, I had given up trying to get word out. He had begun to stir and I’d spoken up, inquiring if he was alright before his eyes had opened. 
A slight twitch in his expression and crinkle around one eye revealed he was in some sort of pain. Later it was obvious he had sustained similar injuries to myself, but in the moment I had no way of knowing how far off he was.
His gaze was alert rather quickly however, and he cleared his throat before confirming my question. I suppose I could be better, he had let out a strained chuckle. He craned his neck to look around before he looked at me. 
I have to admit it was odd, to have a General’s attention on me and me alone. Are you alright? He’d asked. I hadn’t spoken one-on-one with a General before. The most I could throw together was a nod before I finally got a hold of myself and confirmed I was fine. 
A cannon blast struck nearby, and the rumble of the ground shook the gunship, causing dust and sand to fall from nooks in the ceiling. 
It appears I’ve had a late start, The General had surveyed the area before he turned his attention towards me, and I prepared to tell him we were the only survivors.
Trapper isn’t it? The question had caught me off guard. I’d been a part of the battalion no longer than one standard rotation, and the General knew my name… Almost made me chuckle on the spot.
Yes sir, I’d said. Comms are down; something’s interfering. Sir, I can’t get word out to the Commander of our status. 
Well if I know Cody, he’ll be keeping an eye out for us. Not to worry. He was trying to reassure me, that was evident. We’re the only ones. It’d been a statement, and observation. The Jedi always had a way of knowing it seemed.
...Yes sir, I’d responded. 
I’ve yet to experience something quite like my time in that crashed LAAT/i; knowing the fight was raging around me, I had to be on my guard incase the fight came to the crashed gunship, but in the majority of those moments, the eerie silence of the enclosed space far surpassed that of the sounds of blaster and cannon fire outside. 
At that moment I’d tested moving my legs. I was able to, but I didn’t want to disturb the body of the soldier, my comrade and brother, just yet. Now that the General was awake however, the reality of the situation suddenly dawned on me in a different light.
With some effort, I sat forward and proceeded to move him to the side so he was lying on the ground near my legs. After making sure his body was settled, I rested back against the wall, letting out a controlled breath. I didn’t know his name. Part of me was glad that I didn’t.
Cannon fire continued to rage on both sides of the transport as the minutes passed, and one thing that was becoming clear, was that the enemy fire seemed to be coming closer. 
Sounds like the enemy is making headway, I tried to break the silence in the most respectful way possible. The General didn’t look to be in the best shape. The only plea I had was that the General not die before I do. I’d hoped the universe would spare me that much. The number one rule amongst us clones is to never let the General go down on your watch, I know you know that much, Lance. If you did leave to get help I sure as hell was hoping you’d get back before then. With how the General was looking, he was having difficulty remaining completely aware.
It appears so, Trapper, The General had responded, craning to listen for a time before he turned his gaze towards me. He looked weak. It was hard to witness a General, a Jedi, in such a position.
I knew I needed to get up and go get help. I knew no one had gone and I was the only remaining trooper from the transport capable of bringing help, as much as I didn’t want to acknowledge the fact that I was alone. It was just a matter of being able to support my own weight long enough to get the blast doors open.
I admire your determination, Trapper. The General’s words yet again caught me off guard. But you are in no condition to take such chances, just as I am. I believe our best chance is to wait a bit longer. 
I didn’t know if the General was right in the head, but Jedi had their ways. And safe to say- as much as I wanted to, I wasn’t going anywhere. Not on my own power alone at least.
If you say so, sir. I appeased him, but quietly questioned his clarity. He probably knew I was too, but he didn’t go to speak about it thankfully. 
I admit I was hesitantly surprised when the doors to our down gunship were pried open minutes later. Two troopers I didn’t recognize were responsible, not that I was complaining. 
Waxer, Boil, The General didn’t seem to need more than a moment to identify them. Another thing Jedi were good at. General Windu once told Hawkeye that our- what was the word- aura? Or maybe an impression? Yeah. Like all living things, we left an impression in the force that made it relatively easy for the Jedi to identify us. I guess that has a ring of bittersweet irony to it; we may all have the same face, but our Jedi generals don’t need physically distinguishable markings to identify us, because as he put it, through the force, we’re all rather different. 
Am I glad to see you. Trapper and I are the only ones still alive.
Good to see you, sir. 
I wish I could say I was paying attention when my two comrades hauled us up to our feet. But I knew in that moment that I was about to break my promise to you. Is it cliché to say I felt completely helpless? If not for my condition you know I’d have dragged whatever was left of you back to the RV point. 
Before we left that gunship, I saw you… Hunched over at the head of the transport space. I knew you were there the whole time; knew my HUD had identified you… I’d just hoped I wasn’t right in the head. But I knew I was the only trooper leaving the gunship alive. I just wish I had known when I got on that gunship, what was coming. 
Waxer was the trooper who got me back to Point Rain in one piece. I don’t know how we did it, but it felt like it took an hour to get back to the square. Thankfully we still had a hell of a fight ahead, and I didn’t have time to mull over my situation. When the reinforcements finally arrived at the last possible second, there was still a lot to do. It wasn’t until the Separatist energy shield was destroyed that they started rotating out spots of leave to us troopers, and I finally got the break I was dreading. 
I’m starting to feel stupid writing to you, Lance, I gotta admit. Its not like you missed much in that gunship but… Turns out the company I was assigned to was completely wiped out on Geonosis. Another gunship transporting a portion of the company crashed, killing everyone, and the rest died defending RV Point Rain. I had to report to the Marshal Commander for instruction on who to report to. I don’t wanna brag, but you know I’m gonna - he kept me pretty close for the remainder of the campaign; even brought me along on a lovely rescue mission of General Unduli that I’d rather not talk about. That’s a whole ‘nother story. 
Sitting alone in the mess on the cruiser after the battle came to a close, Commander Cody approached me… told me he was going to reassign me soon. Before leaving he told me writing is apparently a good way to speak what we can’t verbally put into words. I guess he knew I was… on my own. So you’re stuck listening to me ramble I guess. Serves you right for leaving me here along, mate. I know you’d hit me for feeling guilty about leaving you there… You know I’d have dragged you outta there if I had been able to hold my own weight, let alone yours… 
I hope you don’t mind, but I’ll keep you updated on things going forward. Commander Cody assigned me to Ghost Company, so I imagine I’ll be seeing some action. You’d be jealous beyond words, I know, so don’t worry - I’ll keep you posted.
CT-4473, Trapper 212th Attack Battalion, Ghost Company
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btsslowburnfic · 4 years
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Chthonic Love-Chapter 1
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Ancient Greece inspired AU featuring Yoongi/Suga as Hades and you as Persephone.
Lord Min Yoongi enjoys his job as the Lord of the Underworld. It's quiet. Predictable. Peaceful. Until one day his brother Namjoon, the Lord of Olympus, brings him a gift: you. The Goddess the mortals call “Persephone.”
Lord Min Yoongi walked across the black sand. It was the start of a new day and time to usher in the newest batch of souls. Not that you could tell it was morning; the underworld had a constant eerie gray hue in the sky with no clear demarcation between day and night. The Sun God, Jungkook, did not dare to tread upon the realm of Yoongi, God of Death.
He let out a sigh as he looked over the Stygian Sea. He didn't mind this job. Not really. The dead didn't frighten him. The quiet didn't bother him. But it was boring. Every day was the same. Occasionally a stray soul would wander off and he'd have to wrangle it, but for the most part they simply accepted their fate. That’s why he had chosen this realm originally after the Titan Wars; peace and quiet. After a few centuries though, it was getting a bit dull.
He puffed out his cheeks and headed over towards the gates to the Underworld. Holly, the giant three-headed guard dog, wagged its massive tail.
"Good boy," he said quietly, patting its side. "Open the gate."
Holly took the enormous chain and began to pull it, winching open the iron gates and allowing the boats of undead to sail in.
Yoongi observed, making sure none of the souls escaped. He had no ill feelings towards the mortals who entered his realm. They all ended up here eventually.
Nothing unusual happened today, much to his chagrin. He commanded Holly to close the gate and rewarded him with a large manticore bone.
Yoongi began the ascent back to his palace. The onyx fortress offered a view of the Stygian Sea as well as the various tributaries surrounding the Underworld. In the distance, the faint glow of Elysium, and to the West the icy black of Tartarus. The palace was mostly empty except for the few servants who had been assigned here, There were a few, of course, who worked in the Underworld by choice, but the vast majority were paying penance until they could cross through to another realm. None of that had anything to do with Yoongi; it wasn’t his job to pass judgment. His job was to enforce order.
There wasn’t any reason for him to return to the palace this morning. He would return to the beach again midday, and then again at night. Of course as the ruler he had no reason to follow the schedule, but it was one he had set up for himself and he also took it as an excuse to feed Holly.
Something caught his eye as he walked up the path to his home, a flash in the otherwise monochrome sky.
"What the fuck?" He wondered out loud. This could only mean that Namjoon himself had deigned to enter the underworld. His younger brother, the leader of Olympus, rarely entered the Underworld and when he did he usually fucked something, or someone, up. Yoongi picked up the pace to see what this meant.
By the time Yoongi entered the throne room Namjoon had already made himself at home, lazily draped across Yoongi’s throne.
“Good morning big brother,” Namjoon greeted him, moving into a seated position.
“Namjoon,” Yoongi willed himself to remain calm. “What’s the occasion for this visit?”
“Can’t I just come down and check on the Underworld? Make sure it’s all running smoothly.” Namjoon flashed his dimples at Yoongi. Those dimples made mortals and nymphs swoon but had no impact on Yoongi.
“Considering there aren’t corpses wandering the mortal realm, I don’t think there’s any reason to check on the Underworld. And, you’re not my boss, in case you have forgotten. Just because your realm gets more fanfare doesn’t mean anything.” Yoongi felt his patience wearing thin. Yoongi had CHOSEN this realm. The solitude and predictability and lack of meddling Gods appealed to him and yet here he was, with the most meddlesome of his brothers sitting on his throne.
“Calm yourself brother. I come bearing a gift.” Namjoon stood up.
The little color there was in Yoongi’s pale complexion began to drain away. This was not good.
“You shouldn’t have.”
“Oh I know, I know but I found myself thinking of how lonely it must be for you down here every day by yourself.”
“I’m not by myself. I have Holly. There are people in the palace.”
Namjoon waved his hand up and down dismissing his brother. “Of course of course but pets and servants don’t count. No, what you need is a companion and that is just what I have acquired for you.”
“A What??” Yoongi began to panic knowing the sort of shit his brother gets himself into.
“A companion,” Namjoon stated again. He gestured toward the throne room doors, causing them to open. A large orb floated into the room. It was solid with a shimmery white exterior.
“What the hell is this?” Yoongi growls.
“Now of course the Harvest God will be angry when he realizes what exactly his deal entailed. But we both know, you shouldn’t enter into deals with me unless you know what you’re getting into.” Namjoon laughed darkly. He snapped his fingers, causing the exterior of the orb to become clear like glass. Inside is a woman with long flowing hair who is sitting on a bed of moss, slumped over a tree trunk. She looks as though she is sleeping.
“What the fuck did you do to Hoseok?” Yoongi asked. He had never been close to the other Gods, leaving “home” the first moment he was able to. But, from what little he knew, Hoseok was a kind God who kept to himself.
Namjoon rolled his eyes, “I don’t know why you care but he lost a bet to me and now I own his younger sister. Now I am gifting her to you because as I said, you must be lonely here and I think you could use the company. You’re welcome.” Namjoon gestured to the orb, quite pleased with himself.
Yoongi barely managed to hide the contempt in his voice. “You can’t just take people’s sisters. Take this poor girl back to the mortal realm. What the hell would I want with her?”
“Wife her, sleep with her, make her a servant. I don’t care. She’s a minor Goddess so she’ll be fine here.”
“That’s not the point. I don’t need company and I certainly don’t want someone who has been kidnapped.” he gritted through his teeth.
Namjoon dropped his smile. “She belongs to me now. A contract was signed. If you don’t take her, rest assured that I will be taking her back with me and I will find a use for her. Likely several,” his gaze turned lustful as he looked at the woman in the orb
Yoongi stood there wishing he could tell his brother to fuck off but he can’t. And he has no interest in challenging him. He wants nothing to do with Olympus or the mortal realm. He likes it here. He let out a deep breath knowing that she will be better off here with him than with his brother. He knows he won’t force himself on her or force her into a life of servitude. And maybe he can work out a way to return her to where she belongs.
“Very well,” Yoongi stuck out his hand, “I accept this gift from you.”
Namjoon took his older brother’s hand, shook it, and then snapped his fingers causing the orb to drop to the ground. It shattered, causing glass to fly everywhere. The woman woke up and began to scream.
Namjoon smiled slyly, “Good luck with that,” he said as he vanished.
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“Stop moving.” Yoongi calmly said as he walked towards the middle of the throne where moss and glass were strewn about. You were curled in on yourself sobbing in the middle of the wreckage. “Excuse me.” This was quite awkward for him. He rarely had any visitors and he certainly had never had anyone kidnapped and left here before. You continued to scream. He sighed and snapped his fingers, an almost imperceptive gesture but one that managed to quickly summon two servants into the throne room. They looked absolutely terrified.
“Yes m’lord?” the male servant Penthos, asked while attempting to not notice the screaming girl in the middle of the room.
“Clean up the glass.” he gestured to the mess in the room.
“Of course sir.” He walked closer to the epicenter and raised his hands, the glass following suit as the shards began to levitate as well. He drew his hands to his chest, causing the glass to assemble into an orb.. The servant formed the ball tightly, compacting the shards back into solid glass. He handed it to his master.
“Very good. Thank you. You may leave.”
Penthos looked wearily at his coworker, Lethe. She gave him a small nod as he exited the room.
Yoongi handed Lethe the orb. “Stay here for a moment,” he said quietly to her. You had stopped screaming, your throat had become raw and instead you quietly sobbed, still in the middle of the moss bed.
“Excuse me,” Yoongi tried again. He quietly walked over and crouched down next to you. “I’m sorry this is happening to you.” he said so quietly the servant can’t hear him and you barely can either. But you do. And his quiet voice almost makes you forget what happened to you today. Almost. You slowly raised your head and pulled your hair to one side, willing yourself to turn and look to the source of the voice.
“Where am I? Why the hell did you bring me here?” you asked as you turned and took in the most beautiful face you had ever seen. Did you die? Is this Elysium? You had heard that minor Gods and Goddesses could die but you didn’t feel dead. You were so confused. You had been frolicking in a field with some nymphs and deer. You remembered seeing Zeus and him saying that you belonged to him now and then...
The man sighs. “You’re in the Underworld. Specifically, my throne room. And I did not bring you here. My brother did.”
“The Underworld? Your throne room?” you repeated like an idiot. Oh shit. You turned towards him and bowed, “Forgive me Lord Hades, I did not know to whom I was speaking.”
Yoongi scrunched up his nose, “Please don’t call me that. And get up. Only mortals call me that or have to do that,” he gestured to the ground. “I can’t remember the last time someone called me that actually.” This amused him far more than it should, he smiled and turned towards the other side of the room, “Lethe, do you remember the last time someone called me Hades?” You saw a woman standing over to the side of the doors.
“No M’Lord,” she responded, surprised that he was speaking in such a human manner. This was honestly the most she had heard him speak in her 50 years working in the castle.
You slowly got up from the floor, still quite disoriented. Yoongi grabbed you by the elbow to steady you. “No. Please. Don’t touch me.” you said reflexively. He carefully removed his hand from your arm and stepped back.
“Lord Min Yoongi, I wish to know why I have been brought here against my will. I am a goddess of Spring, there is no reason for me to be in the Underworld.”
“Indeed, there’s not.” he responded briskly, the warmth gone from his voice. “And yet here you are. Lethe,” he gestured to the servant by the door. “Please make sure...I didn’t get your name.” he said, cocking his head to the side as he looked you over.
“The mortals call me Persephone. My name is my own.”
Yoongi gives a dry laugh, “Very well. You’re a fast learner “Persephone.” Lethe please escort Persephone to the guest quarters.”
Lethe fidgeted uncomfortably, not wanting to ask the question. But she had to. “Sir. We’ve never had a guest before. Which quarters are the guest quarters?”
Yoongi rolled his eyes, he just wanted to get out of there and away from you. “Just pick the room the furthest away from mine.” he snapped and exited the throne room. NEXT CHAPTER
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slashiest-slasher · 4 years
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How about a male s/o who has chronic lower back and tailbone pain? To the point where they cant walk or sit most of the time uwu I love ur writing
uwuwuwuwu thanks, i love when you guys send stuff in! i don’t know who specifically you want so i’ll go with my default slashers. i struggle with back pain a lot so i feel this, there's a reason i only sleep on my front lmao wish i had a big beefy slasher to make it all better tho
warnings for some nsfw (sorry, can’t help myself, jerking off helps when my back’s hurting so *shrugs*)
Michael Myers
□ Lets be honest here, at first Michael isn’t going to really care. Yeah, you hurt, big whoop, everyone has back pain. You don’t see him laying around whining about it. (Michael blease, you get thrown around and shoved off building enough to know how much it hurts….)
□ But as he starts to care about you more, and sees how bad it is, when you can’t get out of bed and you’re crying so hard that you’re not making any noises or tears any more because your pain pills are all the way in the bathroom. That’s when he starts becoming more considerate and, dare I say, soft.
□ He always makes sure the pills are on your nightstand, and there’s a glass of water usually waiting for you. When you refuse to take your pills, but are obviously in a lot of pain, he’ll hold them to your lips until you take them. But the damn bastard isn’t likely to do anything else.
□ Except maybe lay in bed with you to keep you company, though this tends to line up with his own back pain since this dumbass has wrecked his back doing some pretty stupid shit over the years.
□ If your pain is particularly bad, and the pills aren’t doing anything to help, he does have one solution he learned over the years. It’s best not to ask where he picked it up from. And if you’re not already in a sexual relationship you better get real comfortable, real fast.
□ He lubes up his index finger and slips it in, and massages your tailbone between it and his thumb. At first it feels odd, especially if you and Michael haven’t crossed that line yet, but pain starts to lessen so you don’t say anything.
□ Once Michael notices that you aren't crying anymore, he switches over to ruthlessly fingering your prostate, catching you off guard, but making you cum all over his mask in record time (since he didn't exactly have the foresight to move away). And damn, as awkward as that might've been, it did work, at least for now.
□ Michael is going to make you be a whole hell of a lot more conscious about everything you're doing to help with your back pain, because if he can cope, so can you. Though you do smile at the advertisement for spinal injections for back pain slipped in with the mail.
Jason Voorhees
□ You normally sleep in pretty late compared to Jason so he’s not at all surprised to see you stay in bed late while he gets up and does all the early morning chores. What /does/ worry him is when he comes back home and still finds you in bed, hiding your face, and your pillow stained with tears.
□ He immediately starts to panic, thinking he might’ve done something to hurt, and starts trying to gently roll you over to face him, but stops as soon as he hears you whimper. He’s breathing pretty heavily and if could, he would start crying, but he hovers instead until you explain to him that you’ve been dealing with back pain for a while now, but you've run out of your pain pills and it hust hurts really bad.
□ Say no more! Jason rushes off to his little collection of loot he has saved from the campers over the years. Pain pills, close enough to your prescription, included. Once you take them and they've kicked in, Jason gets you sitting up so he can start helping you stretch your back muscles, and going for a walk.
□ After all, that what his mom always did when her back hurt from being up on her feet all day. But if walking around starts bothering you too much, he'll carry you back to the shack, and will instead lay down with you and will but either a really warm, or ice cold hand on where the worst of the pain (depending on if he's dead or not, since he's nice and chilly when dead, but unnaturally warm when alive).
□ Jason will be extremely careful with you from then on, and will ensure that you're taking care of yourself, sleeping the right way, and doing anything he can to lessen the strain on your back, which includes stretching your back and holding you through the worst of the pain.
Thomas Hewitt
□ The moment Thomas sees you struggling to get out of bed and making pained noises, he immediately knows what's up. Come on, boy grew up in rural Texas, where back pain is exceedingly common. He immediately goes downstairs to get an ice pack (usually reserved for Charlie) from the freezer and pushes you down on your front and makes it clear that you're not getting up any time soon.
□ He contemplates raiding Charlie or Monty's pain pill stash, but he knows that wont fly, so he asks Luda Mae to do it instead. And once she finds out you've got bad back pain, expect to be doted on by both her and Thomas.
□ On your bad days, if you can even get out of bed, Luda Mae has you on light household chore duty, just to keep you moving. Stagnation, after all, will only make things worse. Charlie will call you a lazy bastard, but it doesn't have the same mallice as usual.
□ And of course at night Thomas will sit there and rub where the worst of the pain is with those giant hands. He will also still want to have sex with you, since Charlie sat him down to give him the dirty on how to help with back pain. And that dirty old man couldn't help but tell him fucking your brains out would do the trick.
□ But he doesn't want to hurt you further, so he is extremely gentle. He has you on your back, several pillows underneath your hips to ensure you're comfortable, and fucks you nice and slow, making sure to jerk you off in time with his thrusts. There are times when Thomas will only chase his own pleasure and worry about you later, but when you back pain is real back, he makes sure it's all about you, and pampers you.
□ He takes the utmost care of cleaning you up, and rolling you onto your front, and cradling you in his arms when the two of you go to bed for the night.
Brahms Heelshire
□ You've had your back issues since before Brahms ever came out of the walls, but you had been ensuring that you were taking your pain pills, stretching, and sleeping right to cope, so he was never the wiser.
□ And even when he revealed himself to you and came out of the walls, he never picked up on how much your back bothered you. He always thought the stretching and pills were because you were a health nut or something. And Brahms is, after all, intensely curious.
□ So when Malcom brings in a fresh pill bottle around the same time your current one is running a little low, he snatches up the new bottle and hides it in his loft. A few days later, he skipped right ahead to sitting at the kitchen table and waiting eagerly for you to come down and make breakfast.
□ But you never do, and Brahms just thinks you overslept, but he's waiting there for an hour before he realises you aren't coming down. And you're being naughty and breaking the rules, and he isn't very happy about that, so he storms upstairs to wrangle you down, but he slows his roll as he gets closer to your room.
□ He hears you crying inside.
□ And he thinks the worst, that someone broke in and hurt you.
□ So he rushes, ready to beat someone up, but all he finds is you laying on your front, crying into your pillow. For a brief, split, second he thinks it's because of him, that you hate him and this is what you do in private because you can't stand him.
□ And he's about to start crying right where he stands, until he sees the empty pill bottle on the nightstand and he puts two and two together. Oh, it was just about your medicine. You were upset about that.
□ When he makes himself known, you're still crying but asking him where your other pill bottle is, that your back hurts so much and you need your medicine to deal with it.
□ Oh Christ! That's what the medicine is for? Without saying anything, he rushes off into the walls at mach speed to grab the bottle from his loft. He apologizes over and over again for inadvertently hurting you like this. He was just curious.
□ He's running all over the house that day trying to make it up to including, including trying to make breakfast for you, which is either going to be tea with slightly too burnt toast with marmite on it, or whatever leftovers he deems appropriate to heat up and serve to you.
□ Once he's settled down, he'll crawl into bed and try to massage your back. It's definitely amature, but it feels good at least, and you make sure to let him know. Once your muscles are all nice and loosened up, he'll roll you onto your back (making sure to cushion you), and slips between your legs.
□ Before you can ask him what he's doing, his mask is already off, and he's suckling on your dick. Christ, you never knew someone could look so shy while sucking dick, but Brahms manages it. If his mouth wasn't full, you know he'd be asking if he was doing a good job, if it felt good. So please be sure to pet his hair and tell him what a good boy he's being, and how he's doing so well.
□ By the time he's gotten you off, he's already cum in his pants, so please stand by while he sneaks off, face red and heavily embarrassed to go change his clothes, before coming back to cuddle with you until you're feeling good enough to get back to tending to him and the house.
□ Honestly if this is what it takes to get Brahms to be a well-behaved and submissive, it might just make up with how much your back hurts. Well, maybe not, because it does hurt pretty bad. But at least it softens the blow.
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commission of solas and avira for the wonderful @lavellanlove ! i’ve stanned avira for several years so the fact i got to write for her is RIDICULOUS to me, maia from 2 years ago wouldn’t believe it lol. thank you for commissioning me, lovely ! i hope you enjoy <3 
solavellan, 5000 words, fluff/romance/angst
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Varric has made a habit of befriending the new recruits.
They always have questions, and he’s always happy to answer.
Tonight, in the mess hall, it’s a short, red-headed elf with big ears and enough freckles to replace all the sand on Antivan beaches and then some. She’s from Orlais, she told him, from the Val Royeaux alienage, and even though he probably has even more questions about her after learning that, he doesn’t get the chance to ask them.
Because, of course, all anyone wants to talk about is the Inquisitor.
Especially nowadays. It’s hard to ignore the tension in the air when it hangs there, so hot and thick like it’s breathing down the back of your neck. Avira and Solas – if Varric can really even call him Solas anymore – are at a stalemate, and everyone’s just waiting for one of them to knock the other off the chessboard. And then, of course, for the entire board to explode into splinters and leave nothing but dust behind.
Tonight, though, everyone’s drunk or tired enough to pretend things are peaceful, and Varric isn’t going to pass up an opportunity to feel the same. Especially when there are plenty of recruits looking for company, and Varric’s looking to give it.
The elf’s chin is practically to the table with how far she’s bending in her chair to avoid Avira’s watchful eye as she strolls through the room. “She’s scary,” the girl comments.
“Is she?” Varric turns around in his chair to look at her. “Didn’t notice.”
“What?” she says. “How can you not notice? She’s… she’s…”
“I don’t know, kid,” he replies, turning back around to smirk at her. “Once you know someone long enough, see them at some low, low points -”
“Like what?” She pushes herself off of her chair, practically throwing herself across the table to get up-close in Varric’s face as she whispers, “Like when the Dread Wolf Fen’Harel abandoned her?”
He chuckles. “Hey, it wasn’t quite like that –“
“Well, what was it like, then?”
Ah. It always comes to this. Normally, Varric’s not one for gossip, but – well, okay, that’s a lie. But normally, he’s not one for gossip that could result in him getting his ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in Thedas, except, this time, it feels like it’d end up being pretty beneficial to the cause. All things considered, these young recruits they’ve wrangled up are probably going to end up doing a lot better for Avira if Varric strikes the fear of the Maker into them first. Even if it’s just a little. Also, it can be pretty entertaining (and sometimes Varric needs desperately to be entertained). When it comes to talking about Avira, people flock to Varric like they’re a bunch of little kids and he’s a grandmother reading them a well-worn copy of The Seer’s Yarn with a plate of elfroot cookies cooling off in an open windowsill.
Varric leans back in his chair, crossing his arms behind his head and kicking his boots up onto the table.
“I thought you’d never ask,” he replies, grinning. “To be honest, kid, they were weren’t always like this…”
-
Solas didn’t ever really leave his little corner of Haven.
If he wasn’t reading in his cabin (the one he unfortunately shared with several other members of the Inquisition, to his unspoken but very obvious dismay), he was outside, watching. Watching the hustle and bustle of the small town that had been thrown chaotically into the middle of the greatest catastrophe to grace the face of Thedas in recent history (including the Blight); watching the soldiers, young and old, mill about their day, occasionally sporting a new limp or cradling their newly sprained arm against their chests in a sling; watching, more often than not, the new Herald of Andraste – not that she ever liked to be called that - wander around between the buildings, talking to people, talking to herself, too, sometimes.
Maker, did that elf watch her.
Varric couldn’t help but watch him do it, either. No matter how long he did, he couldn’t tell what Solas wanted from her (though that was mainly because he couldn’t tell much of what Solas wanted at all, and that was after he’d spent more than enough sleepless nights with him). Did he want money? Connections? A promise that the Templars wouldn’t go after him if he changed his mind and left?
Something… more?
Not that the elf seemed like he was looking for that kind of thing, especially not right now. Still, Varric couldn’t quite put his finger on what Solas wanted.
And he was dying to know.
But one night, it just so happened that he was hanging out in the grumpy apothecary’s Adan’s cabin when, through the open window, he heard the Herald and Solas talking.
So he waved a hand at Adan to shush him and listened in curiously as he stuffed his salves into his pocket.
“The advisors are pleased with the outcome of our expedition to the Fallow Mire, I take it?”
Avira tugged on her glove, fitting it more smoothly over her hand. “Yes, they are,” she answered.
Solas nodded. “I am glad to hear it.”
“I agree – it was not an easy journey…”
“No, it was not.”
Varric could’ve told them that much. He still had water in his boot.
They were facing away from each other, staring out at the town as the sun set, slanting orange-pink light across the freshly fallen snow. That seemed like it should have been the end of the conversation, but both of them lingered, anyway.
“A crow flew in this morning for Leliana,” Avira continued after a long moment of silence. “Attached to it was a message from a scout. They explored the Fallow Mire further after we departed for Haven, and found an old road that leads to the mountains.”
“Hm. That will prove to be useful, I suspect.”
“It will,” she replied, “though the advisors have left it up to me to decide what the route should be used for.”
“I see.” Solas tilted his head to look at her. “What are your options?”
“Josephine claims that merchants will pay a great deal for the knowledge of the road,” Avira explained, “and, knowing merchants and traders well, I agree. Commander Cullen suggested we use it as an easier travel route for Inquisition soldiers. The Spymaster, however, suggested we hide all records of it away and use it as a route for her agents.”
He nodded thoughtfully and said nothing more, looking back out at the town.
“What do you think?”
Solas turned to her again. “You wish to hear my opinion?” he asked.
She turned to him, too. “Yes,” she replied. “I do. Unless you do not wish to give it –“
“Hm.” Solas clasped his hands behind his back and looked skywards. “I think that the Spymaster’s scouts could make good use of it.”
“Yes, I agree.”
He raised an eyebrow, just slightly enough that Varric almost missed it. “Is that your decision?”
“I was considering it.” She tilted her face towards the town once more. “I have until tomorrow morning to decide.”
“I believe that you will come to a suitable conclusion.”
“I do, too.” Avira nodded in his direction. “Thank you for your input. Have a good night, Solas.”
“You as well.”
Varric heard the next day that they designated the route for Leliana’s scouts.
-
Everyone in the travelling party had paired up with someone else to wind down for the night. A fire was burning, the ale was about as cold as it could be when it had been carried around in a bottle at the bottom of Varric’s pack for the past week, and the food, while not entirely appetizing, was filling, which meant they would all have enough energy to continue on their journey the next morning.
Varric didn’t have any energy left, so he was kind of glad, for the moment, that everyone had decided to ignore him, and he was left sitting by himself in the middle of one long, cold log beside the campfire, listening. (Maybe taking notes of lines he could us in his next book.)
The Iron Bull’s chair was tipped back against a large tree, and Enchanter Vivienne stood in front of him with her hands on her hips as they exchanged some sort of heated discussion. On the other side of camp, closer to the cluster of tents at the mouth of the shallow cave, were Solas and Avira, plucking handfuls of bread from the same loaf and eating it while the other spoke.
“… And so he gave me half of his stock,” Avira said, smiling at the memory. “Half of all of it. The Clan was fed for weeks… Some of the older members didn’t like it, mind you – they thought that it tasted too differently from the food they were used to – but the children…”
“I am sure they enjoyed it.”
“They did,” she replied. “Absolutely, they did. I had to learn how to make a few of the recipes from scratch just so they’d stop pestering me about it – well, I suppose I didn’t make it for them, but… well… you know what I mean.”
“Your clan,” Solas said after he swallowed a mouthful of bread he had been chewing. “Have you heard from them?”
She nodded. “I’ve received a few letters,” she responded. “Not as much as I’d like.”
He was silent for a moment before clearing his throat. “I’m sorry.”
Taken aback, Avira blinked at him. “What for?” she asked, her voice a murmur.
“It must be difficult,” he replied slowly. “To be so far away.”
“It would only be one ship from Denerim to Wycome,” she tried to say, forcing a smile before letting it falter and flicking her eyes away from him. “Yes, it is difficult. Do you find it difficult to be away from your home?”
Solas was staring at the ground while he plucked absentmindedly at his handful of bread. Neither of them were looking at each other anymore, but Varric could tell they were still tuned into each other’s movements. “I have seen far too many things to miss my past,” he responded.
“Yes, yes, you’ve told me all about your ancient ruins and lost civilizations,” she teased.
A small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. “I am sorry,” he told her. “Since you seem to think my stories are boring, I will try to act more like Varric in the future if that would please you.”
(Varric resisted saying anything about that, because he was actually slightly flattered.)
“I was joking, Solas,” Avira replied, rolling her eyes when he wasn’t looking and reaching forward to wrangle another handful of bread from the loaf. “In truth, I think you are anything but. You - I mean, er, your stories – are… endlessly fascinating.”
He glanced over at her again. “Is that so?”
“It is.”
Before Avira could pull her hand away, Solas moved forward to grab a handful of bread for himself. Their fingers brushed. They both tensed.
And then Solas smiled, but it didn’t feel very honest. “Perhaps we should turn in for the night,” he said under his breath, grabbing the cloth that the bread had been wrapped in and stowing the rest of the loaf in his bag. “It is getting late, and you will need to be well-rested for our journey tomorrow.”
Avira frowned. “Solas, if I –“
“Please,” he interrupted, holding a hand up and tilting his head towards her. “You did nothing wrong. I have just realized how tired I am after the day’s travels, and would like to get some sleep before morning.”
“Liar,” she teased, standing up and placing her hands on her hips. “You’re just going to take a dance through the Fade and see if you can find anything interesting.”
“Perhaps I am,” he replied. “If I do, I will be sure to tell you about it.”
-
Now, in the mess hall, the short elf with red hair wrinkles her nose at Varric. “That’s it?”
He laughs and shakes his head. “Oh, no,” he says, “there’s much more to it than that.”
-
On a similar night a few months later, after Haven had been destroyed and the Inquisition had moved into Skyhold, Varric was on guard duty in their makeshift camp when he heard a rustling behind him.
He spun around in his chair, aiming his crossbow into the shadows between the Inquisition tents. As big of a disaster he was sure Hightown – and all of Kirkwall – would be at that time, he’d take that over sitting in the middle of the woods at night with his thumb up his ass any day. He breathed out slowly, standing up from his seat and looking for the source of his noise.
It came from his left. He spun around and, before his vision adjusted, leveled his crossbow at Solas’s chest, who had been emerging from Avira’s now-dark tent with a book in his hand.
“Oh,” Varric said as he pointed his crossbow to the ground. “Shit, sorry.”
“Did I scare you, Varric?” Solas asked with a coy smile.
“No,” he replied. “What are you doing awake right now? It’s my turn to take watch.”
Unfortunately.
“I was…” Solas let out a short huff. “I was speaking with the Inquisitor.”
“What, did an assassin get into her tent or something?”
“No,” Solas replied. “Nothing of the sort. She had posed a question to me earlier I wished to answer before she fell asleep. Anyway,” he said abruptly, clearing his throat, “good night, Varric.”
He headed off towards his own tent, clearly wanting to get away from the conversation, but Varric was grinning widely. “Not a chance,” he said, hurrying after the elf. “Seriously, what were you doing in there?”
“I told you,” Solas said, “I –“
“Yeah, yeah, she had a question, you answered it.” Varric pushed his crossbow into the ground and leaned against it. “What’s the deal with the two of you?”
“I do not know what you –“
“Oh, come on,” Varric interrupted. “You can cut the bullshit with me, elf, I’ve seen the way you look at her.”
“I do not know what you mean,” Solas said.
“Sure,” Varric said. “You can keep telling yourself that.”
Solas’s eyes narrowed. “I would appreciate it if you refrained from further discussion of my relationship with Avi- the Inquisitor,” he told Varric. “It is none of your concern.”
“Alright,” Varric replied, throwing a hand up in defense. “If you’re going to get your underclothes in a twist about it…”
“And I will take watch for an hour or so,” he continued, pointedly ignoring Varric’s taunt. “I am not tired, and I would like to finish this chapter of the book I am reading by the fire.”
“I can keep you comp-“
“I will take watch,” Solas repeated. “Good night, Varric.”
Varric stared at him coolly for a moment before chuckling, pulling his crossbow from where he had thrust it into the dirt to lean on and slinging it over his shoulder again. “Alright, I get the message,” he replied. “Just… be careful, okay? These woods can be… well, pretty scary.”
Solas nodded and sat down by the fire, opening his book to what seemed to be a random page and looking down at it while Varric, incredibly tempted to continue bothering about it, disappeared into his tent.
Not five minutes later when he poked his head out to make sure the elf was still there did he see him standing in front of Avira’s tent once more, moving his hands in circular motions and muttering something under his breath while wisps of green light floated in front of him.
It took some thinking, but eventually it hit Varric: Solas was casting wards over her tent. To keep her safe, presumably – after all, if she died, everything they’d accomplished so far would have been for nothing. But maybe there was another reason he was doing it. In any case, Varric was certain that the elf wasn’t doing it for anyone else in their party.
He laughed as he closed the flaps of the tent once more, shaking his head as he flopped down onto his bedroll and snuffed the light in his lantern out.
-
Solas had cut himself on the pages of his book.
To be fair, it was dark out – which is why Varric didn’t even know he was reading in the first place, but that’s besides the point – and he was also sitting relatively far away from the fire compared to the rest of the group. (Well, compared to Varric and Dorian, who had slumped over against the log with his fingers still curled around the handle of a cup.) He was frowning but didn’t protest as Avira smoothed some sort of ointment over the cut with her thumb, holding his wrist in place with her other hand, occasionally stroking the pads of her fingertips over his veins.
He also didn’t protest as she kept on giggling.
“I can’t believe it,” she muttered. “You come out of fights unscathed every day and reading a book is what makes you bleed?”
“Yes, yes,” Solas replied, watching her, “it is very amusing, Inquisitor. Would it not be more efficient to use healing magic, instead?”
“I promise this will work,” Avira answered, looking up at him from underneath her eyelashes. “I made the salve myself, and I used it on a cut of my own last week.”
He didn’t seem to be convinced, watching her work with the slightest wrinkled nose. Avira picked it up on and swatted gently at his forearm, smiling in annoyance. “I do know what I am doing, Solas,” she said somewhat defensively. “My mother taught me how to make the salve back when I was child. I still have the recipe written down somewhere.”
“Did you learn much from her, working alongside her in the clinic?”
“Yes.” She sat back on her heels, reaching into her pack and pulling out a roll of bandages. “She showed me a few little tricks like this.”
Solas was still watching her, fiddling with the fingers of his folded hand which sat impatiently in his lap. “And your father?”
“He kept me sane,” she said with a gentle laugh. “Taught me how to fight, told me stories.” Her eyes flickered to his face. “Not as good as yours, of course,” she added with a hint of cheek.
Solas probably would’ve rolled his eyes if he didn’t seem so transfixed by her working. And if he wasn’t so exhausted. Maker, they were all exhausted. If Varric wasn’t eavesdropping on their conversation, he would have retired to his tent an hour ago. “Did you enjoy living in Amaranthine?” Solas asked.
“Yes,” she answered quickly, then frowned. “There were… parts of it I liked, some I didn’t. I wish my mother let me explore the city more.”
“She wanted to protect you.”
“I felt so… stifled.” Avira unrolled the bandages and tore a short strip off from the rest. “I know she wanted to protect me, but… Perhaps I could have found something to protect her with. Instead the Darkspawn assaulted the city, and I left without them…”
“I’m sure your parents would not regret their decision,” he said in reassurance, pushing his hand a little closer to her so she could wrap the cloth around his finger. “Saving you… That was most important to them.”
“I know that,” she replied. “I know that, I just… They were my parents.” Her eyebrows gathered together in the middle of her forehead while she concentrated on tying the bandage in a knot. “We were supposed to join the Dalish together… I was not supposed to nearly die on my way to find them and wake up in their camp days later by myself.”
“It was worth it,” he said. “That you lived. Everything…” He cleared his throat. “Everything was worth it because you lived.”
She secured the bandage tightly around his finger, but didn’t move her hands away. “Thank you, Solas.”
“I should be the one thanking you,” he said with a smile, pulling his hand out of her grasp and flexing his fingers. “You have better things to do than tend to my wounds, and yet you do so anyway.”
“Just out of the goodness of my heart,” she replied.
“Yes, I did not expect you to have done it for any other reason.”
He was still smiling at her. She didn’t seem to notice – she was too busy smiling herself.
Then Avira stood up and stretched her arms above her head, bending down to wipe the dirt from her knees afterwards. “Is it a good book you’re reading, at least?” she asked him, sitting down beside him on the bench and gesturing towards it. “Some Orlesian mystery novel, perhaps?”
“No, no, hardly that exciting,” he responded. They shared a laugh.
“Is it one you’d be willing to share with me?”
He glanced over at her out of the corner of his eye. “Perhaps,” he answered. “We have not finished our other one yet.”
“That’s because it isn’t very good, Solas,” she said. “Maybe I should pick the next book for us to read together.”
“Yes,” he replied, “maybe you should.”
“If you’re not reading, then would you like to come on a walk with me?” She stood up again and held out her hand, wiggling her fingers. “I saw a clearing earlier today that probably has a wonderful view of the moon…”
Solas looked at her outstretched hand for a moment before putting his book down on the log and standing up, taking her hand in his. “Let’s hope the bears do not attack our camp while we’re gone,” he murmured.
“Varric can take care of them,” she reassured him, intertwining their fingers together and swinging their hands back and forth in the space between them. “He’s a very good shot.”
“He would be were he not asleep, vhenan.”
“He isn’t.”
“Oh.” Solas chuckled under his breath. “I did not notice,” he said.
“That’s alright,” she replied. “I was trying to distract you, anyway.”
Before they disappeared through the trees, he leaned over and whispered something to her, and she threw her head back and really, really laughed. (It was probably loud enough to actually wake up any bears nearby.)
Varric had never heard her laugh like that before.
-
He was still sitting around the fire when they came back. They weren’t holding hands anymore, but Solas was looking down at the bandage wrapped around his finger with another smile.
-
It was their last night in Skyhold before they left for Halamshiral and Adamant, and Varric couldn’t sleep.
He was sitting at a desk in the library, trying to write, but no words came to him – not even bad ones, which he would have preferred over nothing. He had never been so uninspired for so long, and it was about as frustrating as you could imagine for a novelist not be able to work on – or even start – a novel.
He ran a hand through his hair and threw his quill down on the table, watching it skitter across the wood before stopping an inch away from the edge. With a sigh, he leaned against the railing, and was about to close his eyes when he saw movement in the rotunda below him.
Frowning, he pushed himself higher in his chair and looked down.
Solas held Avira in his arms on the loveseat, playing with the ends of her sleeves. The light in the sconces on the walls had been blown out an hour or two before – Avira wasn’t there when it happened – which left the room steeped in heavy shadow, save for the light streaming down from the rooms above them and the lone candle flickering on Solas’s desk. It was enough light to see them. It was enough light that anyone who walked into the room could have recognized who the two of them were and how close they were sitting together. Neither of them seemed to care.
Solas was whispering something in her ear. Varric couldn’t hear what he was saying, but it didn’t seem to be helping much. Avira stayed anyway.
Watching them together reminded him a little too strongly of someone else…
He had known this would happen since those first days in Haven, of course. The two of them had a connection that neither of them had with anyone else. Even though it made things a bit more complicated, and none of the advisors seemed particularly thrilled, Varric was thankful for it, actually. He didn’t feel very at home in the Inquisition – his home was still across the sea in Kirkwall, of course – and Solas had been prickly at first, but Avira… She softened him up. Smoothed down his edges. Made him the type of man who proved to be a cuddler.
Not that he wasn’t prickly anymore, but he’d actually started greeting Varric once in a while when he passed through the rotunda during the day. (Although Avira was around whenever that happened, so maybe that was why…) He smiled more. Laughed every once in a while.
He seemed happy. They both did. And Varric was happy for them, too. Things weren’t always as easy as it seemed between them.
Varric watched them for a few seconds, thinking, before reaching over and grabbing his quill once more, dipping it in his pot of ink and pressing the tip to the page.
All this love and romance left him feeling a bit more inspired than when he had trudged up here a few hours ago looking for something to write about. He made a note to dedicate his next book to Solas and Avira – and what would probably end up being their ten kids.
-
Unfortunately, it didn’t last much longer than that.
The night they returned from Adamant, Avira ignored Solas, sitting on the opposite side of the main clearing in the Inquisition camp than he did. He tried to reach out to her a few times after the healers had seen to their respective wounds – ones they had received in the Fade and in the fortress - but after the third time she turned him away, he clenched his jaw and gave her a curt nod.
“As you wish, Inquisitor.” That was all he said before backing away and retreating to his tent, and he didn’t come out again until the morning.
Varric wasn’t surprised, though. After the argument they had about the Wardens – after seeing how angry Avira had been at the suggestion to exile them - it didn’t seem like there was any sort of relationship left to be salvaged.
And what was left dwindled in the following months – from a burning fire to cold ashes. They spoke on rare occasions, but neither of them seemed to enjoy it. They shared meals at the same table on opposite ends, neither of them looking in the other’s direction. And they journeyed together – and sometimes they tended to each other’s wounds – but their interactions were not friendly. Their relationship didn’t seem as easy as it used to be. In fact, it seemed harder than anything.
Harder, still, when he left.
Varric never talked to Avira about it. After defeating Corypheus, he never found the chance. She was busy, and seemed, at least to Varric, like she wanted to move on, and who was he to stop her from doing that? She had more things to deal with than she had before they stopped Corypheus – more Orlesian nobles coming to visit, more Chantry scholars, more refugees and pilgrims and  people vying for her attention – and dwelling on what could have been, dwelling on what she could have done differently, would do nothing to help her.
Varric knew that much, so he let it drop. She probably wouldn’t talk to him about it, anyway. And he’d thought that was the end of it.
And then they went back to Halamshiral for the Exalted Council, and, well…
-
“That’s it?” the red-headed elf asks. She’s a couple more drinks into her night than she was before, and she stares at him with bulging eyes. “He just left?”
“Yep,” Varric replies. “He didn’t even say goodbye, didn’t leave her a note. I thought they were going to be together for a long, long time, but it wasn’t even a year before he up and left. He left all of us, too. I was starting to warm up to him, actually, by the end, even after things between them were finished.” He grimaces. “I wish I hadn’t.”
“No wonder she hates him.”
“That’s not why she’s doing this, kid.” Varric takes a swig of his own drink, looking over his shoulder to where Avira exchanges quiet discussion with Cassandra and Leliana. “She’s doing this because Solas – sorry, the “Dread Wolf” or whatever it is that people call him nowadays – has to be stopped.”
The girl bites her lip. “I find her even scarier now,” she whispers. “If she can live through that, she must be unstoppable.”
“I sure hope so,” Varric says. “If not… well, maybe Solas isn’t going to be the only one that doesn’t make it out of this shit alive.”
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Heyo this is my first time writing on the blog so be kind. I just got obsessed with the idea of Aizawa being an elementary school teacher 
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Ok, maybe this won’t be so bad? 
He put on a fake smile and looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. The bags under his eyes were somehow more apparent then usual. His face quickly faded into his trademark apathetic scowl. 
Who am I kidding? This is the worst possible situation. 
Aizawa sneered at the thought of his current situation. Of how his pristine English classroom was being taken from him because they needed “fresh blood”. Of how he was not only being forced into a new school, but also a new grade. He sighed (heavier than usual), leaving his dim apartment early, to beat traffic and give him time to dwell further on his current situation.
As he drove, his brain on went on auto pilot and all his worries and thoughts crossed his mind once again. Aizawa had never taught anything lower than 6th grade, and he never wanted to. It’s not that he didn’t like kids, it’s that he didn’t love kids. High schoolers were almost adults, so he didn’t have to sugar coat anything. No snack time, no name calling, no bullshit. The sudden unemployment was truly a wake-up call (not just because he would fall asleep in class), telling him that he needed to get his shit together. He was thankful that his good friend Nezu happened to have a job opening, he just wished it were at any other school.
Arriving at the school made him sick. The bright colors. The intricately hand painted signs reading “Welcome To The New Year!” and “Start the school year with a smile.” The line of staff waiting outside the school to welcome him. The line of staff? Jesus.
His wish to quietly slip into his new classroom vanished before his eyes. There was no way he could avoid meeting his new colleagues now. Hopefully, he thought, I can get through this without too much headache.
“SHOUTAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
And the headache began.
“Oh my god, Shouta! It’s been so long! And you never returned my texts?? I can’t believe we’re working together again! I thought you didn’t like elementary school?? Anyway, c’mon we need to get you all settled!! I heard you got fired?? What’s up with that? Did you- “
Before he could even fully get out of his car, Hizashi was pulling him toward the crowd of faculty almost against his will. The crowd was full of smiling faces, kind waves, and judging glances.
 Ugh
“Welcome Mr. Aizawa! I am glad that Mr. Yamada was telling the truth that he was a close friend. Well I know that our little pocket of perfect isn’t quite the high school setting you’re used to but believe me that you’ll love it soon enough.” Principal Nezu smiled happily and gestured to the quaint little school.
“Starting in the middle of the school year isn’t easy, but I’m sure you’ll be able to handle it,” he added with a wink.
Aizawa glanced briefly at the bright marquee reading “U. A. Elementary School”, then back to the group of hopeful faces. He put on his best “I’m totally not wishing I was somewhere else right now” face, and /reluctantly/ expressed his joy to be there. 
With his seemingly pleasant response, the evaluative air cleared somewhat, and the gossipier teachers left the gathering, no longer interested.
Taking Aizawa’s arm, Nemuri pressed her chest against him, “Hate to interrupt but Shouta- Mr. Aizawa, really needs to get to his classroom.” With that, the tall woman, along with Hizashi, practically dragged the poor man away, though he was internally grateful to be away from the crowd.
They arrived at Aizawa’s new classroom, still full of the previous teachers’ belongings. He pulled himself away from the others, brushing himself off.
“Thanks Midnight.”
“Oh, stop with that,” Nemuri responded, fixing her immaculate hair in the reflection from the window, “I haven’t gone by that since college. No one here needs to know the escapades of Ms. Midnight.”
Aizawa chuckled lightly, “At least I have some familiar faces here, aside from Nezu.” He peered over to the other two, seeing their “trying to be respectful but insanely curious” faces. “Fine, I’ll address the elephant in the room. Yes, I was fired. No, it was not for selling drugs to the kids, Hizashi. I just… had trouble staying awake, apparently a few times too many.”
Hizashi sighed in defeat and pulled a twenty out of his pocket, handing it sadly to Nemuri.
“Good thing there was an opening here for you,” Hizashi replied, almost like a whine as he mourned his loss, “Too bad it came at the loss of Yagi. Poor guy having to be stuck at home after that dumb injury.”
Nemuri chuckled, “It’s his own fault for jumping out of the second story window to give one of his students the lunchbox they forgot.”
“He’ll be back next year, and I’ll be long gone. hopefully.” Aizawa interrupted, tying his long hair back. “Now can you two leave? I have kids coming in less than an hour to a teacher that could care less about them right now.”
Nemuri exhaled sharply through her nose, a smirk crossing her face, “You need a better attitude, my friend, or they will eat you alive.” She pushed herself off the desk, pulling Hizashi along.
“Good luck!” He called out, “let me know if I can help! The music room is always open for you!”
As the door slowly closed, Aizawa turned back to his new classroom. The desks were arranged in neat rows and columns, small pieces of tape on the carpeted floor to ensure that they remained in their neat arrangement. He was appalled by the disorganized mess that was Yagi’s previous desk arrangement.
Aizawa sat at his new desk, dropping his head into his hands. He had never taught 2nd grade before. Sure, he was certified to teach it, but that was more of a trophy to him than an actual career choice. Like when someone minors in art history. What made it especially difficult was that he was taking over a class run by the one and only Yagi Toshinori, legendary his teaching. He was the “symbol of peace” for teachers, doing interviews for local news stations and giving presentations for the school district.
The four of them (Yagi, Hizashi, Nemuri, and himself) had gone through college together, but lost touch as they all chose their path. Yagi with younger kids, Aizawa with teens, Hizashi with music, and Nemuri with administration. Aizawa knew that Yagi was a better teacher than him, and that he had big shoes to fill, literally.
Aizawa broke from his lamentation as the morning bell rang. He opened his door to be greeted with the cacophonous sound of 20 children itching the get into their classroom. He was nearly knocked over by the force of almost two dozen children running into inspect what the new teacher had done. Surprisingly, the new layout did not stop the wave of children, they all quickly found their name tags and sat down, most of them loudly complaining.
Aizawa moved to the front of the room and cleared his throat. Twenty small faces focused on him. “Good morning students. As you may know, Mr. Toshinori is injured and will not be able to continue teaching this year. My name is Mr. Aizawa and I’m going to be your teacher for the remainder of the school year-” A series of small hands shot up in front of him. He sighed, “Yes, you,” pointing to the small girl sitting politely in the front row.
“Excuse me, but why can’t Mr. Toshinori come back?” she asked, cocking her head.
Before he could answer, another young girl, this one with pink hair, jumped up, “Momo, he broke his butt, that’s why he can’t come back!”
“He didn’t break his butt! He broke his feet, stupid.” A blonde boy in the back stood up and pointed at her.
“Who are you calling stupid? I saw it, you buttface.” She stuck her tongue out at him. Seeing her mocking face, the boy began throwing his pencils at her, to which she started throwing her pencils. Momo began crying at the violence, while the other students began cheering for one of the other two students.
This was going to be a long day.
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As Nemuri entered the teacher’s lounge, she was greeted with the sight of Aizawa looking… well, dead. “Well, I was expecting this.” She commented, setting her stack of papers down and sitting on the table in front of him. “Rough day?” Aizawa merely groaned in response. She patted his head lightly, “You know what they say about kids, it’s like wrangling kittens.”
“I’ve never heard that.” He replied, lifting his head up to a more alive position. “I don’t know how he did it. Those kids just don’t listen.”
“How did you deal with your high schoolers?”
“None of us wanted to be there so we respected each other’s time and got shit done.”
Nemuri clicked her tongue, “It’s a wonder why you’re a teacher at all. You used to have passion for teaching, Shouta. Try to tap into some of that.” With that, Nemuri hopped off the desk, scooping up her papers, “If you need advice on how to deal with them, we’re here for you, all three of us.”
The door to the lounge closed softly behind, and he was once again alone. Aizawa hesitated at the thought of asking any of them for help. He had not spoken to any of them for years. While he enjoyed their company, Aizawa knew he did not belong. Nemuri, Hizashi, and of course Yagi, all had this passion and fire for education that Aizawa himself had lost years ago. It felt wrong to him to be there.
The soft chime of the lunch bell reminded Aizawa that he had to return to his classroom. Which he really did not want to do. The kids barely got along with each other, who they have known for months, how were they supposed to cooperate with him, a total stranger? He trudged back to his classroom, just as the students began pouring in. As they took their seats, he stood, and began writing their next lesson on the board. Once all were seated, he turned around to address them.
 “I am very disappointed with how the morning went.” At this remark, half the students rolled their eyes, while the other half looked like they were going to burst into tears. Aizawa stopped and began thinking. What would Yagi do in this situation? He would be cheery and upbeat and overly personal with the students. Well, he thought, nothing would hurt to try at this point.
He sighed, sitting down on his desk, “Listen guys, I know this is hard for you, its hard for me two. The only way we can make this work is if we give each other a chance and get to know each other. So..” he looked at the confused faces of the kids, “Let’s go outside.”
The students all filed outside behind Aizawa, confused yet intrigued. He turned to face them, “Now I have a task for you, we’re going to go on a hike around the school, and you’re going to tell me about everything interesting you see.” The students collectively gasped and nodded excitedly.
As the class walked around the school, Aizawa learned many things about the kids. Like how Tenya liked to walk this path with his brother, or how Shoto would take trips through the woods when he wanted to get away from his family, or how Yuga collect only “the prettiest and shiniest” rocks. Although this was far more effort than he usually put into teaching, Aizawa was having fun.
The week from that point on went… surprisingly well. The students slowly warmed up to Aizawa, and even began enjoying his teaching. They continued setting time aside for a class hike and decided that they would start a nature journal to write about what they saw on their hikes. Aizawa, even though he would never admit it, even started smiling more in class. Before he knew it, the end of the week had already come.
As the students filed out of the room, several waved goodbyes to Aizawa. He smiled and waved back, eyes wandering to the small boy standing shyly next to him. “Hey Midoriya, do you need something? You should be heading home.”
“I am going home! But I made you something to celebrate how much fun we are having! I still like Mr. Toshinori more, but you’re really fun!” The boy shoved a piece of paper into Aizawa’s hands. “Ok my mom is waiting, bye Mr. Aizawa! See you next week!” Before Aizawa could respond, the boy ran out of the room. He looked at the paper. On it was a crudely drawn picture of him and the class on one of their hikes. He chuckled lightly, pinning the picture to the wall. 
He was pulled away from his thoughts by the sudden vibrations of his phone. Without checking, he answered, “Aizawa speaking.”
“Um, hey! It’s been a while.”
“…Yagi?”
“Yeah! Hizashi told me you were taking over for me, and I, uh, wanted to say thanks!”
“I should be thanking you,” Aizawa commented, amusement crossing his face upon hearing the familiar voice again, “I needed a job and you had some broken bones.” They both chuckled awkwardly.
After a moment of thick silence, Aizawa sighed, “Its good time hear from you, Yagi. I’m sorry it’s been so long.”
Yagi chuckled, “We should catch up soon. You know, when I can walk again that is.” he paused, “So I, uh actually called to... uh, How are the kids?”
Aizawa laughed at how the blonde could barely hide his intentions. “They’re doing fine, no need to worry.”
“Are you handling them alright? I know they can be a handful.”
Aizawa looked fondly at the drawing Midoriya had handed him, “It’s an adjustment, but I think we’ll be able to get through the year.
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A/N: part 3/3! clearly the Senorita video fucked me right up
summary: Shawn and Catalina deal with the aftermath of their night together
warnings: Language, NSFW in a big way holy cow (unprotected sex, wrap it before you tap it), my perfect dream switch!Shawn
WC: 6k, truly what on earth
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Catalina’s favorite nights at Plucky’s are the quiet ones. They don’t come around often, but when they do, they’re something special.
Quiet is relative, of course. Plucky’s is usually a madhouse, so when there isn’t a constant line at the bar, and when you can sort of tell the music they’re playing over the din, that’s quiet enough to count in Catalina’s book.
Tonight, though, it’s really, really quiet. They don’t even have the speakers on full blast -- they don’t need to. The thunderstorm has kept most of the newcomers away, and some of the regulars.
Not all of them.
Shawn and company sit sentry at the tables by the door, as always. They’re the first to know if trouble’s on its way in or out. That’s the way Bonnie likes it. Catalina knows she can’t complain, even if she’d rather not see his stupid pretty face again.
He’s stopped staring at her. It took him a lot of effort and another few weeks of recovery time after their last romp, but he’s managing it. It’s not easy, especially on such a quiet night. He can hear her laughing with the girls at the bar, chanting “chug! Chug!” and pouring shots into their mouths.
She doesn’t look like she’s missed him one bit. All he’s done for 26 days is miss her. Yes, he misses her so much he’s counting the days.
He’s hunched over a beer, nursing it slowly. He’ll switch to bourbon soon if he can wrangle one of his buddies into going to grab it for him. He’s too chicken shit to see what she’d do if he walked anywhere near her bar.
He’d rather sit in the corner and imagine it -- he pictures her launching a shot glass at his head or shooting him with the fountain sprayer. Sometimes, when he’s really, truly fucked, he imagines that she’d drag him into a stellar kiss again. He misses kissing her most of all.
A chorus of raucous laughter from the table behind them knocks him from his self-pitying reverie. Connor next to him rolls his eyes. The jokers at the next table arrived about half an hour after they did and they’ve been hitting the drinks hard ever since. It’s not a cardinal offense at Plucky’s, of all places, but it’s a quiet night and these douchelords are being obnoxious.
“... no, not the redhead. Idiot. The dark-haired one with the rack.”
Shawn perks up again and frowns, listening. Connor and the rest of his guys heard it, too. They’ve fallen quiet, listening in.
“... Couple weeks ago. Tightest cunt I’ve ever had. Was fucking begging for me.”
Shawn tenses. He glances over at the man speaking and catches the eye of the moron that grabbed at Catalina’s dress that night. Shawn gives him a withering glance, one that clearly reads ‘knock it off.’ But the problem is, the loser has an audience. He brought his buddies along and they all want to hear about his (totally fictional) conquest of Catalina.
Shawn looks around. His friends are already looking poised to square up. Shawn backs them off, quietly insisting they ignore it. Bonnie begs them to ignore rowdy assholes unless they’re being violent or especially disruptive. These guys may be gross, but they’re not causing problems yet.
But he can’t just turn his ears off. In fact, they grow pinker and pinker as the guy rambles on, getting into details so dirty and vivid Shawn half believes it was real. He chances a glance up at Catalina, watches her flash a proud grin at a girl in a 21st birthday crown as she squeals through a shot of Fireball.
How can he even think to talk about her like that? It’s unfathomable. Talking about anyone in the manner this guy is going on in is disgusting. Shawn shifts uncomfortably, shaking his head.
“And then I threw her up against the bar and--”
“Can you shut the fuck up?” Shawn barks, springing out of his seat. His nostrils flare. His jaw closes in a tight line. His friends look him over, assessing his mood, and stand. This isn’t going to just end quietly.
The loser stands too, followed by his other loser friends. He’s smirking like a jerk. Shawn wants to wipe his face across Catalina’s bar.
“Look, it’s pretty boy,” the idiot mocks, making his buddies laugh, “Are you her little bitch boy? She got you on a leash?”
Shawn rolls his eyes. “I’m doing you a favor, asshole. If she hears you talking about her like that, she’s gonna have you on a fucking leash.”
Shawn’s friends chuckle in agreement and look over at Catalina, who has taken note of the confrontation, keeping an eye on them as she continues pouring drinks to distract her customers. She knows very well if the morons think they have more of an audience, they’ll be harder to shut up.
Shawn turns, ready to sit back down. His shoulders are tense. They have been for weeks, yet again. His body is like a coil, scrunched tighter every day.
It was only a matter of time before the snap.
“Anyway, it was good pussy. For a nasty fuckin’ bartender.”
Snap.
Shawn’s chair clatters when he stands so fast he knocks it over. Before his friends can temper him, he launches himself at the mouthy guy, decking him hard across the jaw. The only reason it didn’t knock him out clean was because one of his friends got an arm around Shawn’s to slow his swing. The damage is done, though -- blood pours from the guy’s mouth. His friends descend, several of them locking themselves around Shawn’s arms so the mouthy guy can get some hits in before Shawn’s friends can drag him off. He gets in a couple good punches, one that splits Shawn’s eyebrow, the rest investing in damage that will result in another black eye to match the one that finally fully faded a week ago.
Connor and Geoff wrestle the guy out the door while a couple other regulars come to aid the cause of kicking out the rest of the drunk losers.
“Fuckin’ idiot couldn’t even hit me unless his friends held my arms down!” Shawn growls after them as they skulk off.
He slumps into a chair, wincing as blood starts trickling into his eye from the slice in his brow. He reaches up to poke at it, but a set of soft fingers wrap around his, pushing them away.
“Don’t touch it,” Catalina murmurs from above him, her voice chilly, her eyes on the first aid bag she’s swinging onto the table. She nods at Brian to move out of her way.
She perches on the seat gingerly, holding some clean napkins up to the wound, dabbing carefully. He hisses, cringing away. She cups his other cheek to hold him steady. His protest stops immediately. The corner of her mouth lifts.
“The fuck is wrong with you? I never see you swing first.”
Shawn swallows and keeps his eyes down as she continues dabbing, swapping out the napkins for gauze with alcohol. Shawn winces again.
“Fuckin’ gross idiots, that’s all,” Shawn mutters.
Catalina nods thoughtfully. “Think one of them was the guy that grabbed at me a few weeks ago, yeah?”
He lifts his eyes to meet hers briefly. “Yeah.”
She smiles a little wider, patting antibiotic cream into the clean wound that she’s decided doesn’t need stitches.
“Don’t have to defend my honor, you know. It’s long gone.”
“Oh, I know,” Shawn murmurs, a chuckle in his voice, “Just doing my feminist duty to not let guys say shit like that about women.”
He looks up at her again. She forgot how big and brown and sweet his eyes can be. This time he keeps his eyes on her as she carefully applies the butterfly bandage, pressing as gently as she can with her fingers.
“Well, aren’t you just Prince Charming,” she murmurs, looking from his lips back up to those puppy brown eyes.
“I’m sorry,” he whispers. His eyes fall to his lap.
Catalina takes a deep breath and nods at Brian, who nudges their other friends into making themselves scarce. Shawn and Catalina are alone at the table with the first aid kit.
“For what?” she asks, keeping her voice steady.
“For… making you cry last time.”
Not the answer she was expecting.
She squints at him. “You’re not sorry for leaving before I woke up the first night?”
Shawn looks startled. “I… thought you’d want me to.”
“Why?”
“Because… it was a one night thing,” he stammers, starting to get flustered. His chest heaves under his white tank and patterned suspenders.
She lifts an eyebrow. “Clearly it wasn’t or it wouldn’t have happened again.”
“Yeah… but… I--I mean…”
Catalina looks unimpressed. She stands and turns to walk back to the bar. Words bubble up in Shawn’s throat against his will.
“I didn’t want to stick around long enough for you to kick me out when we woke up,” he blurts, immediately looking mortified.
Catalina turns back. Her disinterest has shifted to concerned confusion.
“Why would I do that?”
Shawn closes his eyes, feeling his ruddy cheeks go pinker. “I don’t know. I just didn’t want to give you the chance. I’ve been kicked out before. It’s not fucking fun.”
Catalina’s lips part. Her eyes unfocus. She’s having a mini epiphany.
From the beginning, she used Shawn like a toy. Their cat and mouse game was only supposed to be fun. She just didn’t want to make it easy for him. The excitement was in the challenge for them both, or so she thought. While she was quietly wondering if his interest would fade after they fucked the first time, he was worrying about the same thing.
He left first to save himself. He left first to see if she’d chase him.
“You wanted me to make the move,” she breathes, sinking back into the seat beside him.
Shawn doesn’t look up. The bar is closing, the last patrons have shuffled out. Bonnie is wiping down counters. Shawn’s friends give him a wave and watch curiously from outside as they climb onto their bikes and drive away.
Shawn lifts his eyes experimentally. She’s still looking off into the distance, putting pieces together in her pretty head. Finally, she looks back at him.
“When was the last time you felt really wanted?”
Shawn goes cold to his bones. He feels translucent -- he swears she can see every scrambled thought in his harried brain, can see the blood pumping double time in his veins. No hiding from her now.
“Uhm… I....” He trails off. He’s not sure that question needed a real answer, anyway.
Her fingers pluck some curls off his forehead, away from his cut. He looks up at her, into warmth and tenderness he’s seen snippets of in the months they’ve known each other. He’s never seen her look like this. She’s never looked so beautiful.
“Lina, I--”
She leans in and kisses him softly. It feels like a kiss from their first night together, like when she sat in his lap and rocked their hips and came, holding his arm around her stomach. He kisses back, tilting his head as she guides him, resting a hand on the outside of her thigh on her leather pants. She murmurs softly into his mouth. The vibration has him squeezing her leg and nibbling sweetly at her lower lip.
Catalina purrs, lifting herself into his lap without disconnecting their needy mouths. As Bonnie keeps her eyes mostly down, mopping up behind the counter, Shawn and Catalina explore in a way they haven’t yet. When Shawn releases a particularly sweet and overwhelmed groan at Catalina’s gentle hair tugging, Bonnie stifles a chuckle and decides the rest of the job can be done before opening tomorrow. She opts to leave out the back, locking up behind her.
Shawn sucks at Catalina’s tongue, sneaking his fingers up under her tank top like he’s never touched her before. It feels naughty. It feels good. It feels even better than before because he knows she wants him.
She wants him.
It feels real, like it’s not just for tonight, or not even just for sex. She might actually want--
“Shawn,” she coos, pulling apart enough from his lips to speak, “Want you to take me back to your place.”
Her fingers slip beneath his suspenders, teasing the skin under the thin shirt beneath. She plucks, letting the elastic snap back. His breathing comes up short.
“Want to show you just how much I want you, baby.”
Shawn huffs a soft breath, nodding eagerly. She plants another kiss on him and stands, tangling their fingers. They stay tangled while Catalina pushes in chairs, turns off lights and fishes her keys from her bag, laughing as Shawn holds his phone flashlight out for her. They lock up.
His bike is waiting for them. He climbs on first, handing her a helmet with a wink. She settles in behind him, this time much more comfortable snuggling up to his broad back in his soft leather jacket. The bike growls to life, stoking the fire in her lower abdomen. Her thighs clench around the machine as Shawn takes off down the street.
She knows why he ended up here all the time with his friends. He lives five minutes away. She raises her eyebrows at the quaint townhouse, not expecting his home to look quite so… domestic. He parks the bike right outside between a Honda and a Volvo and holds his hand out to her to help her off, sliding off his own helmet.
When she’s on her feet, she steps into his body that’s bleeding heat. She cups his cheek and runs her thumb gently along his bruising skin.
“We should get ice on this,” she murmurs. He turns his face, eyes fluttering as he plants a kiss on the inside of her palm.
“Later. Please, baby. It’s been so long. Need you.”
His thoughts are short and simple. She draws both hands up to secure around his neck, easing him down for another head swimmingly full, tender kiss. While her tongue swipes along his lower lip, she slides her hands down, taking hold of the suspenders in both hands, dragging him toward the door.
He stumbles along with her, sifting through his keys, grunting into her mouth as he struggles to find the one for his front door. She peels away from him with a giggle, allowing him to focus. He seizes the right key and thrusts the door open, letting her in first. He trails behind, turning on lights.
The house is small and simple, masculine and a little cold. She sets her purse and jacket down on the counter of his very clean kitchen. She plants her hands on the cool marble countertop and closes her eyes, feeling him edge up behind her with his hands on her hips.
Shawn goes silent. Every thought in his brain is muted, replaced with feeling her. He noses at her hair and slips his fingers up her sides curiously, allowing himself little tastes of her, though he craves more.
“Baby,” Catalina murmurs, her voice warm and steady and feeling like a shot of adrenaline through his body, “Need you to do something for me.”
“Anything,” he pants immediately, almost before she finishes speaking. She smiles, chewing on her lower lip.
She turns in his arms, held between him and the counter. She takes hold of his suspenders again, watching the flush creep up his pretty neck.
“Need you to be good for me tonight. Let me take care of you.”
Shawn’s knees tremble. He leans harder into the counter and releases a choked breath. He nods, keeps nodding until she takes his head in her hands and gives him another perfect kiss.
Her hungry hands glide over her own body, pulling her tank up her pale stomach, separating their mouths only long enough to shed it behind her. Shawn starts to try to help with the buttons on her leather trousers but she plucks his fingers off with a smile against his mouth.
“Not gonna let me touch you, baby?” he whispers, his voice a little closer to a whine than he’d like. She hears it, reveling in it while she wriggles out of her pants herself, kicking them off after her boots and socks.
She replaces Shawn’s hands on her hips, wrapping her arms around him as she leads him toward the stairs.
“Haven’t touched me in weeks,” she points out between kisses, “And you seemed to be doing just fine.”
He groans into her mouth at her teasing. He knows what she wants. He’s not used to having to give it, but he’ll do it. He’ll give it for her.
“I wasn’t,” he pants, leaning into the vulnerability. 
His lips trail off down her jaw, letting her tug him upstairs to his bedroom, “I was fucking-- god, Lina, I’m miserable without you. I need you.”
Catalina wants to bathe in this feeling. She knows how good their first two times were. She relives them more often than she probably should. But this is honest and open and she can feel the way he means his words by the way his heart sprints in his firm chest. This time is going to be even better.
“You know you’re the only one that calls me that?” she whispers when they reach his spartan bedroom. She pushes the suspenders off his shoulders until they fall limp at his sides. She guides him to sit at the end of the bed, standing between his spread knees. His fingers twitch at his sides, wanting to touch.
“What, Lina?” he pants.
“Yeah. Everyone else calls me Cat.”
Shawn looks bewildered, like maybe he never noticed. “I can call you Cat if you want.”
“No,” she says, tilting his head back to rest in her hands, watching his eyes flutter, “I like that it’s just for us.”
Shawn squirms, his wet pink lips parting with the effort of his breath. He wants to touch her. He wants it so bad. The only thing he wants more is for her to give him whatever she wants. He fists his hands into the duvet on either side of him as she lowers herself into his lap.
“Did you think about me the last few weeks?” she hisses, rocking herself into place so she grinds against his hardening cock in his black jeans. He gives it back, using his hands against the mattress to match the rhythm of her perfect hips.
“Of course I did,” he chokes, “Always think about you, Leens.”
“When you’re touching yourself? When you’re alone and it’s dark and quiet and you need a release?”
Shawn’s eyes shut. “Baby, it was always you. Always.”
Catalina is flooded with it. She should get that word tattooed on her somewhere. Maybe somewhere sexy so only he knows it’s there. She gently eases him onto his back, lifting off his hips to pluck at the button of his pants. She notices the suspenders still lying around his hips. Her eyes flash.
“Shawn,” she coos, sliding up his body so their faces are level, “Baby, have you ever been tied up before?”
His glassy eyes clear up in an instant. He squirms again, swallowing hard.
“Fuck, not in… a long time.”
Catalina smirks. “Bet you’re usually the one doing the tying up.”
Shawn chuckles. It’s cocky and sexy and it makes Catalina wetter in her panties.
“Usually,” he replies.
Catalina ducks her head to whisper in his ear, “If you’re really good for me this time, we can try that next time.”
Shawn groans again, but it cuts into a squeak when Catalina drags at his earlobe with her sharp teeth.
She sits back and eyes him, her gaze raking over his long, lean body, still fully clothed, his dick straining beautifully in his jeans. She cups him, giving him a teasing squeeze that makes him flinch and huff a breath.
“Take your clothes off for me,” she commands, firm but affectionate, “Nice and slow.”
Shawn presses himself up on his hands and stands in front of her, reaching for the collar of his tank at the back of his neck. He lifts it slowly, revealing inch after inch of perfect, soft skin, warm brown chest hair and a trail leading into his pants. He tosses the shirt away, licking his lips.
“Mmm, you know exactly how hot you are, don’t you?” Catalina sighs. Shawn lifts an eyebrow.
“I don’t know about that,” he begins, tugging at the button of his jeans, dropping his zipper, “But I know exactly how hot you are for me.”
Catalina laughs, delighted. She leans back on her forearms, propping her feet up on the bed. She spreads her thighs just enough for him to notice she’s doing it, and it’s not just to get more comfortable as she watches him.
Shawn’s eyes fix on the wet spot on her panties. His exhale whistles through his nose. He tucks his thumbs in the waistband of his jeans and pushes, slowly again per her request, watching her eyes get heavy lidded and her fingers grip the sheets like his were only moments before.
He drops his jeans around his ankles, kicking them off.
“These too?” he pants, pointing at his navy Calvins. She nods, breathing hard, which makes his dick twitch.
“Those too.”
Again, Shawn pulls at them slowly, his eyes locked on her when his leaking cock springs free to slap up against his lower abdomen. She licks her lips obscenely. A moan gets throttled in his tight throat.
Catalina sits up and beckons to him, spreading her legs so he can stand between her knees. She gathers him in by his hips, eyes roaming his body like she’s never seen it before. She likes what she sees. He can tell by the way she’s going pink all over. It makes him preen, flexing just a little under her touch.
“You’re perfect, every inch of you,” she whispers, her voice muffled against his skin as her lips brush his chest. Her sneaky fingers curve around his hips and sink into the cheeks of his ass, urging him even closer.
Shawn gasps, pushing his hands into his hair, “God, fuck, Lina. Fuck.”
She’s not shy about leaving marks. She bites and licks and sucks like he’s hers to do with what she wants. And, goddamnit, he is. He so is. It’s all he can do to keep his hands to himself. Pulling at his curls helps a little. But when he watches her perfect little tongue swirl around his nipple and suck it between her lips, his hands drop to her hair, hugging her close as he whines.
She releases his reddening, swollen skin from her rosy lips and smirks up at him, squeezing the palms still planted on his ass.
“Ok, baby, time for me to play.”
She slaps her flat palm against his ass lightly to watch his stomach tighten. He grunts, but the corner of his mouth lifts. “Where do you want me?”
“Everywhere,” she purrs dangerously, “But let’s start with right here.”
She enjoys watching the shiver roll down his spine as she pats the bed. He gracefully lowers himself, head on the pillows, blinking down at her. Catalina frees the suspenders from his jeans and crawls up the bed, sitting over his chest as she lifts his willing arms over his head and binds them together, then to the headboard.
She sits back, looking over her work. His bulky arms are pinned up around his ears. His chest is heaving more quickly now as the reality of it hits him. His eyes are glazed. His cheeks are pink and patchy. He looks fucking delicious.
“Gonna sit on my face, honey? Let me taste that perfect pussy again?” he pants.
She hums. “Maybe if you’re lucky.”
“You mean maybe if you’re lucky.”
Her eyes skip from his hard nipples to the clear challenge on his face. She gasps a laugh.
“Oh yeah?”
“I know you remember,” he nearly growls, his voice low and scraping. She can feel it in her clit even though he’s not touching it.
“Bet you’ve been thinking about the way I pressed you up against your bar and made you come on my face. About how I hitched your leg up to keep you spread for me while you dripped on my tongue.”
He’s looking down at her through his lashes, his swollen lips wet and parted. It’s a dare. He’s playing with her just like she’s playing with him. For a second, Catalina feels like the one with the restraints around her wrists. And then she remembers she’s not.
He is.
“You’re a fucking tease, Mendes,” she chuckles, climbing off his stomach to sit beside him.
“Not teasing if I’m lying here totally willing,” he counters, “C’mon, honey. It would be so easy. Just take off those pretty panties and come sit on my face.”
Catalina’s jaw clenches. She looks up at his face. His grin falters.
“Turn over.”
Shawn’s face goes blank. He blinks at her. “What?”
Catalina remains firm, her face serene. “Turn over onto your stomach.”
Shawn opens his mouth as if to ask a question, but he thinks better of it. He fights to roll over with his hands bound, but the suspenders are long enough to allow him to twist until he’s flipped ass up.
“Tell me, baby,” she rasps, straddling his thighs, running her nose along the little curls at the back of his neck, “What would you do for me if I did sit on your face?”
Shawn’s massive shoulder blades come together as he inhales sharply. Catalina busies herself, waiting for his answer, by marking up his back the same way she did his chest. She starts on his shoulders, sweet wet lips tending to him after her teeth nip sharply.
“Oh, fuck,” he hisses, imagining what he’s going to look like when she’s done with him. Probably like he got mauled. How appropriate.
“I’d… fuck, I’d start nice and slow, honey. Miss you on my face so much. I’d take you in, tasting your sweet lips, feeling how warm and wet you are for me.”
Catalina groans encouragingly, sinking her teeth into an already inflamed mark at the top of his spine that makes him wince and grind into the bed.
“I’d let you rock against my face as I kiss you, letting you know I know how fucking lucky I am to have you, baby. Suck on your soft lips, massaging them with my tongue.”
“God, Shawn,” Catalina whines, sliding a flat palm down her stomach as she breathes wet and heavy against his left shoulder blade where a series of little bite marks are starting to purple. She presses her needy fingers against her pussy, soaked through her satin panties. The relief is good, but not enough.
“I know you like it when I flick your clit hard and fast to get you so fucking wet for me. But I’d do that nice and slow too, soft strokes from your entrance to your perfect little button of nerves. Hot and wet and slow until you’re begging for me, pulling my hair to get me to give you what you need.”
Catalina is panting hard, stroking her clit through her panties, hips rolling as she sucks hard at the center of his spine.
“I’d stiffen my tongue, moaning when I feel you dripping on my lips and cheeks. God, you’re so wet. You taste so good, so sweet. I’d want more. I’d slip my hot tongue between your lips and press into your entrance, thrusting in and out of you to feel you go even tighter for me. Can you feel it, baby? Can you feel me fucking you with my tongue?”
He’s onto her. Catalina doesn’t care. She nods eagerly for him to continue, whimpering into his abused skin, her hand moving faster against her wetness.
“You’re so wet we can both hear it. My hot breath is on your clit, my cheeks are wet from your thighs. You’re so close. Your clit is throbbing. You need me there again, don’t you, baby? Need me to play with your pretty clit to get you to come.”
Catalina moans again, the sound choked and soft. She shifts down, rolling her hips hard to meet the heel of her hand. She brushes the tip of her nose over the swell of his ass. With a deep breath, she bites down on his left cheek, grinning at his sharp gasp.
“Fuck! Fuck, Lina!” he cries, rolling his hips, fucking down against the mattress. She doesn’t let up, just follows her teeth with hungry lips and the occasional soothing of her tongue.
“More, Shawn,” she grunts before returning to her task. He shudders, nodding, eyes shut with his cheek on his pillow.
“Wanna hear you come for me. Wanna feel it all over me when you let go. I flatten my tongue against you, I know you need something to grind against to come hard. C’mon, baby. Give it to me. Fucking come on my face.”
Catalina’s shoulders pull, her back arching as she feels the hook. It drags her under, has her moaning and chanting his name into the firm flesh of his ass. Her hips buck wildly for several seconds. Shawn lives for each and every one, praising her as she drives through it, soothing her when she comes down.
When she does come down, lifting her head from his backside to see him smiling down at her, looking totally content even though she knows he’s beyond hard still, she hums, pressing a chaste kiss over the violet mark she left on his perfect ass.
“That’s gonna be a good one,” she giggles, tracing it with her fingertip. He shudders again, his eyelids fluttering.
Catalina peels herself away. She stands on shaky knees, shedding her soaked panties and her lace bra, dropping them on his floor while he watches.
“There’s no one on earth as beautiful as you,” he whispers, gazing at her almost hopelessly. She perches beside him, rubbing his back.
“I think you could give me a run for my money,” she replies, the corner of her mouth lifting. Shawn smiles, closing his eyes again.
“Can you turn back over for me, sweetheart?”
Shawn grunts as he flips himself back over. He has pillow marks on his cheek and his cock is harder, pinker, prettier than she’s ever seen one. She climbs over his thighs again, reaching between her legs to gather some wetness on her fingers. Shawn watches with bated breath until her fingers lift to his lips in offering. He accepts them with a grateful moan, sucking them into his hot mouth, swirling his tongue. Catalina smiles, using her other hand to stroke his cock, deciding he’s certainly earned some relief.
He’s the picture of sinful indulgence, lifting his hips to meet her strokes while he sucks needily on her fingers like they’re giving him life. He doesn’t want to let them go when she starts to pull them away. He nips at them teasingly, smirking at the reproachful look she gives him.
Catalina scoots her knees up, lifting to position the head of his throbbing cock at her entrance. Shawn watches, his chest quaking with his ragged breaths, waiting for it, for the perfect feeling he knows he could never get anywhere else. He’d wait forever for her.
“Please,” he urges, his head lolling back, “Lina.”
Catalina inhales, smiles shakily, and sinks down, taking him to the hilt.
Shawn hasn’t gotten so close to blowing his load too early since he was a fucking teenager. How is it better every time with her? How does she keep feeling better? He thought it was perfect the first time. Now, as he looks up at her, knowing she wants him, knowing she likes him, knowing he’s falling in love with her, he knows what perfect is.
She eases in, rolling her hips smoothly with a flick upward that has him shifting in and out of her as she rests in his lap.
“That’s… oh god, shit, Lina…”
She nods in agreement, breathless, thoughtless, with no goal other than to make him feel good. By the look on his face, she’s succeeding.
She shifts her weight into her hands on either side of his head, rocking down harder and a little faster. The noise is obscene. With every stroke up, she gasps a breath, reveling in the warm burn of the stretch. No one’s ever been so perfectly deep in her. No one’s ever felt so good. She knows it’s not just the sex -- it hasn’t been from the beginning. It’s him.
Shawn slides his feet up the bed to give him purchase to meet her hips. Their wet skin slaps and it’s the only thing louder than their synchronized breath. They’re staring at each other, memorizing, desperate to hold onto the feeling of such tantalizing closeness.
Catalina shifts, the angle of her hips meeting his allowing him to stroke her g-spot with every perfect roll. She snaps her eyes shut and gasps, slowing their rhythm, wringing out this feeling for all it’s worth.
“You getting lost down there?”
His voice is sharp and bright, poking through Catalina’s hazy cloud. She opens her eyes to see him grinning at her, a line of perfect white teeth sparkling, his eyes teasingly taunting.
“Wh--”
Before she can release any coherent thought, Shawn wriggles his hand, slipping from the bind of the suspender and freeing the other. Catalina’s mouth drops open. She wrinkles her brow and opens her mouth to protest, but Shawn wraps his arms around her and rolls them so she’s on her back, still gaping.
“You’re cute when you’re surprised,” Shawn hums, shifting onto his knees to pulse his cock even deeper.
“Shawn!” she croaks, spreading her legs wider to accommodate him as he takes over.
He’s not as controlled or subtle as Catalina was. He pounds in and out hard, restless, reckless as he chases after her orgasm. He’s single-minded, lifting her legs around his hips, using his grip on her for even more leverage. He’s holding her off the bed, watching her fall apart.
“Can’t hold on,” she squeaks, shaking her pretty head.
Shawn nods eagerly. “I know, princess. Time to let go. Fucking come, baby. Show me.”
Catalina’s eyes roll back. Her pussy pulses, fluttering around him, a warning before she falls. The squeeze of her around him, the way she screams as she bites down on his jaw, he swears it’s the most satisfied he’s ever felt. He fucks her through it, managing to hold himself off until she’s limp in his arms, blinking up at him lazily.
“Do something for me?” she whispers, but it’s a plea, not the start of a command.
Shawn nods, panting in her face.
“Kiss me when you come.”
Shawn’s face scrunches. His whole body aches with pleasure that makes his blood simmer. He reaches for her hand, linking their fingers. He looks at them, watches them intertwine when his rhythm fails. He looks back at her and sees her watching him. It’s all he needs to give in.
He drops his lips to hers, lets her drink in his rasping moans as he comes hard, his entire body spasming. She fists her free hand into his hair, steadying him against her, reminding him she’s close, as if he could forget. She takes him so well, rocking her hips to ease him from his peak, pressing kisses all over his face to let him breathe. He doesn’t want to breathe, he just wants her. He searches out her lips again, collapsing against her willing body, sighing into her mouth.
When at last he can stand the idea of releasing her lips, he shifts back, disconnecting their protesting bodies, cupping her face in his hand, the other still laced with hers.
They don’t speak again before they fall asleep. When he wakes up, she’s still there, twisting one of his curls around her finger, taking stock of the marks she left on him the night before. Neither of them even thinks about getting out of bed for hours.
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ramshacklefey · 4 years
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This morning I found out that the Roman Empire is to blame for the fact that you work 40 hrs a week and still don't make enough to live.
Quick disclaimer: I’m not a historian, so if any of my friends who are wanna chime in and corroborate/disprove what I’m about to say, feel free!
As I’m still stuck at home waiting to find out if I’m dying or not, I have a lot of time to spend rummaging around online. This morning, that took the form of a quest sparked by a post from Tumblr: working 40 hours a week should earn the means for a comfortable life.
It got me to thinking, “Why 40 hours?” So I wandered off to the wide spaces of the internet to find out. A few hours later, I had discovered that the Romans were to blame.
Rome, as we all learned in school, was a big empire. They were very good at this and conquered most of Europe. Most of their conquered lands were owned by aristocrats and worked by slaves. If you weren’t a slave, but also weren’t rich, you could be a coloni. Colonii were tenants to landowners who, like sharecroppers, paid their rent in the form of a portion of their harvests. They had legal protections that let them do things like move from one landowner to another at the end of yearly contracts.
But, Emrys, you may be asking, what does this have to do with my minimum wage job? Patience, friend. The plot will thicken.
Some other things that Rome was super good at were keeping records and taxing people. By about the third century CE, Roman landowners in Europe started relying more on colonii and less on slaves. Colonii didn’t have to pay taxes, but the landowners did. And Emperor Dieocletian decided, sometime that century, that landowners should be taxed on TWO things: 1) How much land they owned and 2) How many people lived on that land.
Remember how I said Rome was really good at keeping records? Yeah, turns out having people moving around all the time makes it really hard to keep records of how many people are living on one plot of land. And if you don’t know THAT, you don’t know how much you need to charge ol’ Sextus there in taxes. Can’t be having that, now can we?
Emperor Constantine certainly couldn’t be having it. So he instituted laws that made it a lot harder for colonii to move around between years. They had to pick one landowner and stick with them. There, problem solved.
Sort of. See, Rome imploded, and control of Europe changed hands a couple times, and eventually the Carolingians had most of western Europe. The Carolingians also fell apart after a couple centuries, and then no one was really in charge of Europe for the first time in about a thousand years (this was at the beginning of the 10th century, and Rome had more or less finished conquering Europe at the beginning of the 1st century).
At which point the continent promptly fractured into a heap of little feudal states. The lords running those states were whoever could afford to pay the most dudes with swords to fend off the neighbors’ dudes with swords. And those lords tended, on the whole, to be pretty fond of the idea of having a bunch of tenants stuck farming their land and not allowed to leave. Enter serfdom.
Serfdom worked out pretty well for a few centuries. Long enough for France and Britain to get their shit together and become real countries, but not long enough for Germany to realize that it couldn’t just keep being ten fiefdoms in a trenchcoat forever.
It started changing because people did a lot of dying in the 1300s. There was a big famine, and then the Black Death, and then it got really cold. Somewhere around ⅓ of the population of Europe died, mostly in the second half of the century. Living in Europe int the 13- and 1400s sucked so much it got its very own name: “The Crisis of the Late Middle Ages.”
While all that was going on, power all over Europe was centralizing in big cities, and kings were really coming into fashion. It is hard to make a living as a feudal lord when you’ve got a king breathing down your neck. Land was getting cheaper, because a lot of feudal lords were dead, so there was lots to go around. And serfs were really getting sick of being serfs, and started getting pissy about it.
So a lot of lords said, “Fuck it, I’m done with farming for grain. Let’s try cows. Hey, all you serfs, you’re free. Now get off my land, I’m gonna use it for cows.” Then they hired some people to take care of their cows, because paying them cash was waaaaaay cheaper than keeping serfs alive.
Like all terrible things though, it had to end. Europe’s population had finally recovered from all the plagues and famine and freezing to death sometime in the 1500s. The Renaissance had seen a nice population boom, and then we had the whole Exploration age, but most people in Europe were still living in the countryside and farming. They weren’t officially serfs any more, but the majority of them were still tenant farming on someone else’s land or working as paid labor.
Then the Industrial Revolution happened. And that was very complicated, but the short of it is that most people in Britain were starving, because no one had their own land and lots of the people who DID own the land were raising rents, or dropping wages, or deciding that they had other stuff they wanted to do with their land and getting rid of everyone again.
So some people who were very into manufacturing shit came up with the bright idea of having a pyramid scheme for manufacturing. They’d bring the raw materials out to your cottage, you’d make stuff for them, and they’d come pick up the materials next week (and if you made enough stuff you could become a recruiter and get your neighbors making stuff and…) 
This worked until the demand for more stuff got too big and some people in Britain started inventing very clever machines for making stuff faster. Only, well… see, you could have Mrs. Winston sit at home and spin in the evening or in the winter when there wasn’t much farming to do. She could probably even weave on a normal loom. But her cottage was a bit small for a powered loom, let alone needing to be able to power it.
“Hey, new plan,” said the enterprising bastards, “I’mma build a big building with all the supplies and machinery that you need, and you’ll come here and work, just like you did at home, and we’ll all be the better for it.”
Only remember how none of the poor people had enough food? And no one was farming their own land?
Yeah, that didn’t stop happening. So all the poor people were starving, and then these new manufacturing companies said, “Hey, come work for us, we’ll give you money!” And they did. Only, they kinda also made them work 12 - 14 hours a day, six days a week, because they could. You could work for this factory, or that one, but there wasn’t much to choose between them. And you were probably going to starve either way but you might starve SLOWER if you had a job than if you didn’t.
And THIS went on for a good hundred years more or so, until finally enough workers got angry enough that they formed unions and started fighting the factory owners. And after about a century of fighting, we all decided that it was fair that a person should work 40 hours a week for someone else’s profit in exchange for a comfortable living.
Cool. Let’s run that backwards real quick.
The reason we have a 40 hr work week is because it was the best deal the unions could wrangle out of capitalists, and was a hell of a lot better than an 80 hour work week for starvation wages.
The reason people were working that much is because they had moved to working in factories to earn money because everyone was starving in Britain. Also rich people wanted stuff made faster than was possible.
Everyone was starving in Britain because the landed gentry were closing off their lands and kicking out tenant farmers in order to try and do more profitable things with said land.
They were able to do that because no one in Europe except the obscenely wealthy owned land, so the only way to BE a farmer was to be a tenant or paid laborer.
That was the case because of the system of serfdom, which feudal lords liked because it kept them fed for cheap.
Serfdom came about because of Roman tax law.
And thus we see yet another reason why Rome was the worst thing that ever happened to the world. Fuck Rome.
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fallsofnoir · 4 years
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Honey is Not Enough
Lukloe (Luchloe) | Luka Couffaine | Viperion/Chloe Bourgeois | Queen Bee One-Shot | 3,124 words | Hurt/Comfort, Slightly Fluffy
AO3 | Beta-reader @angrycroissantt  (thank you so much!)
Summary: 
Luka wasn’t even supposed to be at this party, but it was Chloe’s party and he couldn’t stay away.  …  Even if she didn’t know his identity.
// in which Luka deals with his own girlfriend treating him like a stranger and struggles not to reveal his identity. 
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Luka wasn’t even supposed to be at this party. He’d been just about to work on a new chord progression for the band when Rose had come running into his room. She’d gasped and started to complain about what he was wearing, he heard something about a party as she dragged him with the strength of a mighty... bunny to his wardrobe. 
Despite his protests and questions, she managed to wrangle him into a clean pair of jeans and a less worn hoodie. Juleka had thankfully put his guitar back in its case by the time Rose was done with him. 
“Let’s go, let’s go!” Rose clapped her hands together and made her way to the door. 
“Where are we going?” He asked.
She stopped in her path and turned around with a grin, “to Chloe’s party.” 
“I wasn’t invited.” There wasn’t any bitterness to his tone, there wasn’t. 
“Rose and I can’t go out this late without you anyway so her highness will just have to let you in,” his sister explained as she handed him his shoes. They stood next to each other with such hopeful gazes that he really couldn’t say no. 
Looking around the party, he could see nearly everyone from Chloe’s class, the only person missing was Chloe herself. He tried not to look for her. Marinette and Adrien were keeping him busy by discussing some plans for the band to see if they could get Adrien to schedule in some more jam sessions. He was excited to be able to do more music with Adrien, the kid could seriously rock the keyboard. Finding a free evening, however, was proving to be difficult, if Adrien was free it was likely Marinette was busy or the other way round. Luka didn’t even want to factor into how many evenings he’s busy. They finally settled on the following Thursday, he’d just have to ask to see if one of the other heroes could cover his patrol. No big deal. 
Alya soon dragged the pair away from him and he made his way over to the food table. There was a slice of pizza with his name on it. Chloe might just kill him if he ruined his body from the pizza, but it was so worth it. He was just taking a bite when the blonde in question strutted into the room with Sabrina in tow. 
Fashionably late, but wow. She was gorgeous. He didn’t know how anyone could look that good in white jeans. 
She made a beeline for the microphone set up in the corner and brought it to her lips. “You all better not have been having too much fun without me, but now that I’m here the party can really start! Let’s see if any of you can beat me at karaoke first.” Smirking, the girl held out the other microphone as if daring someone to challenge her.  Luka knew that look, it was similar to the look she gave him when she raced him to the Notre Dame. A challenger stepped forward, he was pretty sure Alix pushed him, Kim. He didn’t back down though and from then on the game was set. 
Five rounds later it was clear she knew the songs too well. Knowing Chloe, she’d probably spent her whole childhood playing this game. A quick glance at Adrien proved him to be mouthing along to the words too so Luka assumed he was correct in that assumption. Slowly, though, her voice wore out and she ended up handing her champion status over to Marinette with much resentment. Promises of winning next time were made and soon she was stalking over to the drinks table. 
“You’re very talented,” he commented. 
The blonde grinned and flicked her hair over her shoulder. “Of course I am.”  She downed some punch and poured herself some more to sip at more leisurely as she perched on the edge of the table near him. “Who are you?”
“Oh, sorry, I’m Jules’ brother,” he held his hand in greeting. She shook it, pausing ever so slightly when she noticed his painted nails. “She dragged me here so she could stay out later.”
He noticed that her eyes widened and the corners of her lips turned up ever so slightly before she schooled her features.  “More like so she and Rose could find some alone time.” He knew that wasn’t the case, but he couldn’t exactly prove when the two girls were currently locking lips on the opposite side of the room. 
“I think they get plenty of that at ours,” he grinned at her. She should know that they were here for her. “Mum’s pretty chill with that sort of thing. And Rose has always said that you throw the best parties.” 
Chloe smiled back at him and tapped her fingers against her cup. “That’s because I always have the best sound system.” 
“It is pretty great, Adrien was saying earlier about how nice it would be for the band to practice here.”
“You’re in his band?” Chloe looked surprised. He wondered if the girl had stopped listening to Adrien talk about the band once she found out Marinette was in it too. He had heard both sides of the story on their rivalry and he wasn’t about to get involved. 
“More like he’s a part-timer in my band. Poor kid’s got no time to join us most days.”
“Yeah well, his dad can go walk off a cliff for all I’m concerned.” 
He hummed in agreement and they both turn to look at the boy currently singing his heart out to what he thought must have been a Disney song. “The only thing stopping me from pushing him off the cliff myself is that Adrien would be alone.”
The girl turned to look at him, a question on her face. Perhaps she didn’t realise how close he was to Adrien. Or maybe she just didn’t expect anyone to agree with her suggestion. Either way, she didn’t have a chance to ask when a shockwave ran throughout the room. 
“Everyone get down!” He heard Adrien shout through the mic. Luka threw himself over Chloe, rolling them under the drinks table.
The lights blew out and then they appeared. A glowing white. Their body seemed to float, dancing past the glass windows without looking in the room. Everyone in the room seemed to wait with bated breath as the figure inched closer to the balcony. Chloe wriggled underneath him and he let her up. She gestured for him to remain quiet and made signals to someone across the room. He saw her motion towards the door. 
One by one he could see the hands and knees of his friends make their way towards the doors and away from the balcony. Relief went through him when the doors opened. The pale person was still outside the balcony doors. Just floating.
Until.
 Someone made a run for it. He jumped up when he could no longer see the ghostly being outside and shouted to Chloe that they’d vanished. 
“Boo!” He heard from behind him. Turning he could see the ghost thing in front of a terrified Kim. “You thought you could ghost me! I am Remembrance and I’m going to make sure everyone remembers the love they have lost!” With that, she grabbed Kim’s hand and disappeared into thin air. 
Great, just great. Marinette stared at him and Chloe with wide eyes before Adrien grabbed her hand and pulled her out the room. He knew he needed to move. He just had to try and find a place to transform. 
The rest of the crowd streamed out the doors quickly after that. Chloe dodged his attempt to grab her hand and ran over to the balcony door. She was gone before he even had the chance to chastise her for running into danger. He transformed in the empty room and found his fellow heroes on the rooftop. 
Finding Remembrance when she could literally phase through walls was the hard bit. Defeating her was not. And soon he was untransformed back at the hotel waiting for Chloé to return. With only Sass as company. 
He had expected everyone else to come back to the room the party was held in. But he hadn’t seen a single person. He didn’t know how to take that. Didn’t know what to think. He knew Ladybug and Chat Noir had to take the person who was akumatized and Kim back home. The poor guy was going to get a lecture from one of the heroes no doubt. His sister had probably filled her quota for socialising today and taken Rose home. But the rest? He didn’t know why they weren’t here.
He’d just managed to feed his Kwami when the doors opened and he looked up expecting the crowd to steam in. There was no crowd. 
Chloé slowly walked into the room, her eyes rapidly moving around the room before her shoulders slumped. She spun around and faced him. “Just you?” 
He nodded. He had a really hoped her friends would pop up from behind the tables or something, anything to happen to stop the sad look from being on the girl’s face. 
He could see her blinking rapidly from across the room and he knew she was trying not to make a scene. “I think that means the party is over, you can show yourself out.” With that, she was hurrying back out of the room.
Would it be alright to follow her? He didn’t know, but he damn well was not going to let secret identities get in the way of comforting her. Ladybug can kill him later. He ran out of the room. 
For someone wearing heels, she sure ran fast. Her lift had already started heading to her floor before he’d reached it. He mashed the lift buttons but the next one was still 10 floors away, he’d never reach her in time. The stairs it was. 
Her breathing was quick and her hands were shaking as she exited the lift. Her palm came to rest against the nearest wall and she bent over to try and catch her breath. This was how Luka found her. Sobbing next to the door of her suite. 
“Oh, honey -“ he started. She gasped, pausing in her sobs. His hands came to rest on her shoulders to stop her from turning around.  “I’m sorry, I’m not transformed.”
“How are you here?” She breathed out between her cries. She didn’t throw him off her, however, and that was enough encouragement as any. 
“I was here when the Akuma hit,” he explained. His hands slipped past her shoulders and wrapped her in a hug from behind. He pressed a kiss to the top of her head. “You don’t have to explain anything, but know that I‘m here and I love you.” 
If possible she crumpled even more. Her hands came up to cover her face and she allowed him to rock the two of them together. He wasn’t entirely certain why she had broken down, but he had a feeling it was to do with the lack of people that returned to the party. 
“You know me?” She asked after not very long. Her breathing increased. He hadn't managed to calm her down. “How do you know me? I didn’t want you to know me, you can’t... please tell me you don’t know me.” 
He didn’t know why he shouldn’t know her, he’s known who she was since day one. How could he not? Chloé was the most beautiful person he’d ever seen, of course, she’d be Queen Bee. He told her as such. 
“No, no, no I’m not,” she mumbled. “I’m not supposed to be a superhero, I’m not good enough.”
“You are.” 
“No, I’m really not,” she shook herself out of his grip to hit the wall with all the force of a superhero. It left a dent. “If I was people would have come back.”
“Maybe they were busy?” He tried. He knew for certain that some of them were busy doing superhero duties. Chloé had patrol tonight so she was excused. Ladybug had offered to drop the civilian home instead of him because it was a girl so he’d been given a free chance. Yes, the others should have come back, but who knows why they couldn’t. It wasn’t Chloé’s fault. 
“If anyone of my classmates thought I was worthy of being a superhero they would have been here. I’m just the mayor’s daughter, they can’t say no to me, can they? I practically force everyone to come anyway. Stupid, stupid, stu-“
“Hey, hey, hey,” Luka grabbed her hands to stop her from hitting the wall again. “You’re not stupid! They’re the stupid ones if they can’t see how amazing you are! Bee if anyone should be a superhero it’s you.” 
“You’re just saying that.” 
“I’m not!” He glanced at the door next to them. “Can we go to your room?“
“Oh! Yeah of course,” she replies, she sounded like she’d forgotten she wasn’t in private. 
They shuffle in an odd way to the room. Luka unwilling to let her go and Chloé needing to unlock the door. She immediately went to her bedside to grab a sleeping mask to cover her eyes for the time being. 
He smiled when she turned around to face him blindly. The Ladybug mask seemed strange on her face. “I think I prefer your actual mask.”
She snorted, and he was glad to see a smile on her face, albeit small. But he wasn't done yet.
”You, Chloé Bourgeois, are every bit deserving of being Queen Bee as Ladybug is herself,” he said, his hands moved to grab hers. “Who was the one who brought ice cream for us when we were baking in the super-suits on the hottest day of the summer? Who is the one who always jumps in front of their teammates when they’re in trouble? Who is the one who did patrol every single night for three weeks when the rest of us were stuck with flu? On their own? Well, mostly,” he placed a kiss on her knuckles. “You are caring, thoughtful, crazy loyal, smart, powerful and absolutely ready to put your teammates first. That, honey, is what makes a superhero if you ask me.”
She had tears dripping down her cheeks by the time he was finished. His kissed them away too and a smile lit up her face. 
“How do you always have the right words?” She stomped her foot in mock protest. “I bet I look like a mess.”
“I’m only being honest,” he answered, smiling when she reached up to wipe her tears away. “You look beautiful.” 
“I don’t, but thank you.” He couldn’t stop himself from kissing her then. Her arms went around his neck and his around her waist. Sweet and leisurely, like pure honey. And he was addicted. 
She pulled back before he could get too carried away. “This mask is so not made for kissing.” It had been bunching on her nose making breathing even more difficult than usual. 
“Maybe we should save that for our next patrol then, Queenie,” he suggested but it didn’t stop him from stealing another kiss or two from the blonde. “In fact, I think you probably need to get going, don’t you? It’s Saturday.”
“Oh right, what time is it?” She mumbled. 
“10:47.”
“Oh phew, I’ve got like what 10 minutes to get to the other side of town,” she stepped away from him and called for Pollen. She asked for her transformation but kept a hand over her eyes. “I’ll have to invest in a better mask for next time you plan to stop by as a civilian. You will come back, won’t you?” 
“I’ll wait in eager anticipation, my queen.” He bowed and kissed her hand. 
Queen Bee wrinkled her nose, “don’t start coping the cat. Ladybug and I couldn’t take it if there were two of him.”
He spat out a laugh. Chat Noir sure was a bit over the top lately with his affections for their leader. 
“I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“You better be there, Scales,” she grinned at him before her wings took her out through the window. 
He grinned the whole way home. 
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Epilogue 
“I want to apologise!” Ladybug stood in front of a very confused Chloé Bourgeois with what looked to be a gift box. Chat Noir stood just behind her. 
“Apologise for what Ladybug? As if you could have done anything wrong.”
“I - um - It was your party this weekend-“
“And? I had a ton of people turn up, I don’t expect you with your busy schedule to be able to make it.” The blonde rolled her eyes. 
“Well yes but I’m sorry-“
“And besides we had that stupid Akuma hit right in the middle of it anyway, the party ended after that,” Chloé looked at her nails as a distraction. She wasn’t sure how much Chat Noir knew about her, but she wasn’t about to give her identity away to the cat. 
“I guess so, but still Chloé,” Ladybug had shoved the box into Chat Noir’s arms at this point. She grabbed the blonde’s hand. “I wanted to be there and I know how much effort you put into it. I can’t give away my identity, but no one is more annoyed than me and Chat about that Akuma happening.” 
Chloé looked up at Ladybug’s face to see her staring at her. There was something in her eyes that she couldn’t place, but she knew she had to accept whatever the superheroine was apologising for. 
She shook her out of her grip and walked over to retrieve the box from Chat Noir. She noticed an infamous logo on the box. “Macaroons? How did you know where to find my favourite bakery?” 
She had never told anyone that she was partial to the Dupain-Cheng bakery. 
Both of her teammates' eyes widened. “Uhh, lucky guess?” Ladybug shrugged, sheepishly. 
Chloé wasn’t about to complain anyway and she opened it and popped a macaroon straight into her mouth. “Apology accepted, Ladybug, not that you needed to.”
Ladybug grinned before nodding at her partner and grabbing her yo-yo. “Thank you Chloé, I’ll make sure to clear my schedule the next time you throw a party.”
“Yeah, no Akuma will be there to stop us from partying next time,” Chat Noir added. The two heroes left Chloé with the macaroons. The blonde wasn’t sure how she knew to, but Ladybug always managed to cheer her up. And she was going to do everything in her power to help out the heroes when they needed her too. 
Fin.
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borderlandscast · 5 years
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the vault hunters go to ikea
takes place during the epilogue. this took a while because i have no idea how normal people behave when going to ikea.
after nanosounds ordered that deep clean crew, arsenal and his wonderful volunteers (i.e., any surviving bandit who didn’t want their stuff thrown out) made a list of everything that could be kept and not kept. they marie kondoed the frigate from top to bottom.
bandit construction is mostly dumpster diving, improvisation, fixing or stealing things from one another. so the vast majority of furniture within the frigate is junk and isn’t space-faring quality (that is, won’t hold together if it accidentally smashes into a wall during ascent or if someone takes a good swing at it).
fun fact: the only objects in vast quantity deemed to pass this test are the bunk beds within the common, shared troop quarters. however, all the mattresses and sheets had to be stripped down and carted off to be deep cleaned as well before anyone felt remotely comfortable using them. in fact, almost all of the mattresses and sheets were donated to the bandits staying behind. after the cleaning, of course.
runner-up objects are lockers, chests and storage containers. for obvious reasons, arsenal let his own troops claim what’s what but they had to do it in a non-violent way or else it goes to him or worse, parvis’ bandits.
when the frigate finally left pandora, the frigate was in short supply of multiple bits and pieces, almost all of them cosmetic. people slept on the floor, in cots or shared beds, even making cardboard box forts.
before undergoing repairs at the planet hecatoncheires, all spacekea furniture was able to be stored in vox’s digistruct system and popped back into place, no big deal. the captains also made another cleaning mandatory so that the repair crews couldn’t be impeded by anyone’s giant stash of snacks kept in a ceiling high locker.
anyway, arsenal gave everyone a thousand dollars (sponsored by sipsco.) and told them to ‘go nuts’ when they finally docked at spacekea. they’d dock for a week or so, and then leave. after that, future visits would have to be by special request.
spacekea is one of the joint markets that’s one of the only places in the galaxy that megacorporations share. all of them manufacture and sell some sort of commodity, not always furniture. for example, jakobs may produce the majority of generators but they also produce the widest range of wooden furniture. maliwan produces the ‘friendliest’ sourced tea and spices. tediore has the monopoly on one dollar items.
everybody bought a new mattress. and sheets, plus sheet covers. there’s a lot of neat designs (all of them owned by one company or other).
arsenal refused to buy a new couch, but he did buy two extendable children’s beds for his kraggons. having two kraggons trying to hog the same space on his bed is exhausting. hence, the beds.
the other reason why the frigate had to make a stop at spacekea is because some of the stuff being sold fills a particular niche called ‘holds plenty, good for tiny spaces’, given that the frigate is big but not exactly spacious in certain places.
martyn (who’s also the safety officer) had to veto a lot of the trophy and wall shelves since they post a safety hazard. he didn’t say no to paintings, holo frames or wall hangings though.
without a doubt, almost the whole frigate’s passengers ate at the cafeteria, every single day. and stocked up in bulk on the snacks and frozen food. this was one of the first stops they made, and everybody loves food that’s not pandoran. in fact, some of the bandits who’d been born on pandora and never left were trying to find their feet via food. they got hooked, very fast.
the frigate’s passengers all became very recognisable, very quickly. everybody has to wear a name tag identifying what ship they’re from for deliveries, troubleshooting, etc. it also meant that parvis’ literacy classes shot up in attendance a week beforehand.
the whole place is divided into multiple sections. first is the docks, which is divided up by ship size and function. thanks to daltos claiming the registration for the blackrock, the frigate enjoyed a cushy space close to the entrance. not many military ships dock at spacekea, so. and they got free parking due to the length of their stay.
sherlock had to give an orientation about spacekea. it‘s one of his best presentations, and his favourite. it was mostly about etiquette, since more than half the crew have never interacted with civilians before (with threats, murder and bloodshed not counting).
the docks are linked to the cafeteria, warehouses, display rooms, hotels and the market. instead of it all being laid out in one direction, the designers went with a much more helpful design: a four way, multi-leveled behemoth of interlocking buildings.
hotels are there to help people who flew smaller ships who intend on staying awhile, or families on vacation, or anybody who wants a bed to sleep in for a day. hotels are divided into classes, which range from five star to one star, even down to rentable capsules.
after the hotels (mostly arranged on the outside perimeter), people enter via main hallway. from here, omnidirectional lifts, elevators, escalators, turbolifts (only for express, staff or richer clientale) can take people to where they want to go.
the cafeteria serves up a massive menu that’s uniform to every spacekea. the menu boasts that there’s always something for someone. the hot dogs, soft serve, meatballs and desserts, to name a few, proved especially popular with the blackrock’s crew. rythian enjoyed the dairy free soft serve.
the display rooms are dioramas that are filled with sample living spaces designed to inspire ideas from those passing through the hallways. they all come with holographic clipboards, a catalogue and a pen. the pens are all chained to the clipboards to discourage theft.
how it works in theory is that if there’s a piece someone fancies, they jot down the item number, price, quantity and name so that they can pick it up at the warehouse or the market.
in reality, sherlock had to lead groups and track every single one of these clipboards since not every bandit could write legibly or in a decipherable manner. he’s never been so well-acquainted before with so many bandits until this moment. don’t worry, minty, hollie sparkles, parvis, ravs, daltos and arsenal helped him out, in shifts.
you can go into the dioramas and display rooms. this the crew did, in varying ways.
rythian wanted a king size bed since he’s tall. and he’s tired of having to make himself fit. also, ravs is buying for him. he also bought the highest grade book storage unit available, and a miniature hammock for junior.
ravs spent an hour testing the display bar, fermenting and barrel rooms, and had five different salespeople attending to him at once, owing to his manners and charming personality. he ended up buying a deluxe suite, and wrangled a fitting service for free since he’s buying so much in one go. he also bought a spacesaving bird loft/avairy for the pigeons and quails.
lalna and xephos spent three days alone in the tech section, pressure testing the hardware and systems in that area. people kept mistaking them for salespeople and customer service. they eventually got paid by spacekea because of their EFFICIENCY. both turned down offers of employment.
honeydew and nilesy performed an impressive interpretative dance within the kitchen and cat rooms. both are no pushovers when it comes to cooking and cat care, and nilesy has about fifty cats to house and entertain. nilesy also brought along lyndon (his own diamond kitten) to test items, and had to have honeydew with him to fend off people who wanted to interact with the kitten.
minty almost got kicked out because people thought thought she was a part of the displays since she kept putting her feet up on the desks. she found a desk she liked, and even bought the display one since she ‘felt a connection with it’, which didn’t impress sherlock when he had to sort it all out.
honeydew also took his gardening team on a serious quest to maintain the grass room and hydroponics (i.e., veggie patch). this took four days to complete from start to finish, involving picking out new turf, chairs, trees, benches, fences, pots and seedlings. the grass room looks like a proper grass room now, and not just a lone field of grass with a sad looking tree in the middle.
lomadia bought a small bed for her still to hatch egg. it was doll-sized, and a lot of people gave her strange looks for buying a bed specially for it, until she pulled out the incubator capsule to prove that she was serious about it.
zylus bought a chef grade bread machine. this daltos tried to prevent since he had deja vu about too much dough being made, and which zylus rebuffed. his premonition proved correct since the crew ended up eating bread for whole two weeks, and didn’t even mind.
daltos bought a portable, handheld hologram kit intended for engineering projects. it’s the one he carries around with him in the epilogue, used for tracking a ship’s condition and status. vox sends him stuff through it. he also secretly uses it to watch movies and a n i m e.
since parvis is staying with will, he tried to buy a water bed to replace his own shoddy bed/cot. will couldn’t stand all the wobbling and sloshing, and had to convince parvis to buy a different bed. parvis bought a fancy bed with hangings and velvet trim. will facepalmed. will also bought a handcrafted tie rack. parvis made fun of him. will bought five more just to own it.
saberial strongarmed panda into buying a lot more organisational stuff since their ship and room is obnoxious to hang out in, given their habit of leaving stuff lying about. panda sticks to organisation for about a month and then goes back to their own haphazard system.
hatfilms act out wine or cheese within the display rooms, which leads to security being called on them twice, one casting call by an agency and many applauds by passerbys. all of them end up in an advertisement, and get a buttload of free goods, mostly food.
lalnable kits out his medical office with an adjustable standing desk. lalna also buys one to be a copycat. lalna also buys one of those stuffed toy sharks. lalnable hates it because it’s so obtrusive to see.
sherlock buys a whole kit of stationary, shelves, boards and office goods. he spends the next month slowly integrating them into the offices. he’s the happiest he’s ever been. bandits dub him the best nerd.
nanosounds decides to renovate the home office in her mother’s place as a sign that she’s a good daughter, but decks the wallpaper and carpet in varying hues of purple. her mother is secretly thrilled by her independence and modern thinking.
teep just buys one of the best mattresses available, and nothing else. this drives all their friends nuts, who then spent the whole trip trying to convince teep to splurge. teep eventually buys...one black coffee from the cafeteria.
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553butterfly553 · 4 years
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Lost in Purgatory – Reiji x OC 1
Introductions
PURGATORY is one of the all-girl idol groups of Oracle Entertainment that is made up of Adryn Rei, Eclipse Oracle and her younger sister, Nova Oracle and Shiori Sato. They are by far the most popular of the company, yet they still weren't as big as Daichi Oracle, the president, wanted them to be. So, one normal afternoon while the girls of PURGATORY were hanging out in a practice room, Daichi summoned them without telling them why. “I wonder what dad has to say to us...” Nova muttered as she and the other 3 were making their way to the office of the president. “While we are working, you should refer to him more officially, not 'dad'.” Shiori retorted instantly, causing Nova to turn to her group member and frown. “He said we can call him whatever we wanted. Hell, he even wants me to call him 'dad'.” Adryn stated cutting in to defend Nova. Shiori chuckled humorlessly at that. “He wants you to call him 'dad' because you've been in Eclipse and Nova's lives since you were, what, 4 or something?” “Something like that,” Adryn responded as they finally approached the door to the office they were summoned to. Adryn knocked on the door and when they heard a response, she opened it up. However, as soon as she saw the occupants of the room, she froze. “Adryn? What is it?” Nova questioned as she looked over the redhead's shoulder. Nova then froze as well. “Just move already!” Shiori snapped as she pushed her way into the room. She, too, then froze. “What is up with you 3?” Eclipse grumbled as she walked into the room, past her best friend and sister. When she saw the people in the room, all she could do was say, “Oh...” Standing there in the room were unexpected people. Shining Saotome, the president of Shining Entertainment, was there, along with the 4 members of QUARTET NIGHT. “Girls, I'm sure you recognize these men,” Daichi spoke up smirking at the 4 girls. “Come on in. We need to talk.” “Talk about what?” Eclipse asked as she pulled her group-mates into the room and closed the door behind them. “You know how I've wanted you girls to become more popular?” “Yeah?” The girls responded with total confusion. “Well, Shining and I decided to come together and help each other out. You girls will be paired up with one of the QUARTET NIGHT boys and you'll write songs together for the foreseeable future.” “Oh... Okay. So who are the pairs?” Nova questioned with a huge smile on her face, the shock had clearly worn off. “Adryn Rei?” Daichi spoke up, bringing the girl back to reality. “Yes, sir?” Adryn replied as she looked to the man. “You will be with Reiji Kotobuki.” Adryn felt her world stop as she heard those words. “Okay.” Adryn wasn't sure what else to say, but she knew that she needed to respond something. She just hoped it didn't sound so squeaky as she thought it sounded. “Eclipse Oracle, you are paired with Ai Mikaze.” “Alright,” Eclipse responded with a smile. “Nova Oracle, you are paired with Ranmaru Kurosaki.” “Okay!” Nova replied happily as she looked to the man. He'd met her gaze, causing Nova to look away quickly. “Finally, Shiori Sato, you are with Camus.” “Cool,” Shiori responded simply. “Now, introduce each other to each other.” Shining blurted out loudly, motioning for the men to approach the women. Reiji took the initiative and approached Adryn with a smile. He held out his hand and spoke to her. “Hey there, my name is Reiji Kotobuki, but you can call me Rei!” Reiji spoke up brightly. Adryn reached out to shake his hand, but before she could speak, Shiori spoke up. “Yeah, no, she knows who you are. She's a huge fan of yours.” Shiori muttered loudly to the group. That caused Adryn to freeze once again and drop her hand to turn to glare at Shiori. “Mind your business,” Adryn grumbled to the girl. Shiori then glared at Adryn in response. “Screw off, Adryn!” Shiori snapped back at Adryn. “Seriously?!” Adryn and Shiori then made their way to each other and descended into an argument with each other. That left Reiji standing there, his hand still held out but now just staring at the girls in confusion. Everyone watched as Adryn and Shiori threw insults at each other and got closer together as their volume began to get louder. “Okay enough!” Nova snapped as she pulled Adryn backward and then shoved her towards Reiji. Adryn stumbled but was caught by Reiji. That caused Adryn's face to turn completely red as she pulled away from the man. “Uh... Anyway! I'm Reiji, it's nice to meet you!” Reiji spoke up a little less cheery than before. “Yeah, nice to meet you too.” Adryn shortly responded to the man. “Oh boy, you two are going to get along soo great!” Shiori's voice was as sarcastic as it could possibly be. Adryn instantly shot her a glare, but Eclipse stepped in between them to approach Ai. “My name is Eclipse, it's nice to officially meet you.” Eclipse's voice was calm, not showing that she was actually genuinely happy to meet him. “It's nice to meet you as well, my name is-” Ai was cut off by Eclipse's smile. “I know who you are, just like Adryn is, I'm a fan of QUARTET NIGHT. I'm glad to meet you after all this time.” Eclipse actually showed her happiness on her face. It was a rare moment. Taking that moment to approach Ranmaru, Nova hurried over to him with a bright smile. “Hey there, Ranmaru! My name is Nova! I'll enjoy working with you!” Nova was bright and cheery, like normal. Ranmaru was taken aback for a moment before responding to her brightness. “Hi. I'm sure working with you will be alright.” Ranmaru wasn't necessarily unfriendly, he just wasn't as bright as Nova was. Everything was dull in comparison to Nova. “Hey, Camus? You should feel proud to be working with someone like me. So yeah, let's enjoy working together.” Shiori's words were just a little too harsh and it definitely rubbed Camus the wrong way. Camus instantly glared at the blonde girl, only for her to smirk back at him. “Wow, even I'm not that big of a bitch...” Adryn muttered mostly to herself, even though everyone in the room heard her. “Anyway...” Daichi began hesitantly. “I think you 8 should live together to be able to get to know each other better.” “Makes sense,” Eclipse responded simply to her father. “So, how about QUARTET NIGHT moves in with you girls.” “How about, what now?” Adryn questioned immediately. “They'd be mauled by our cats!” “No, no, no! Don't you dare refer to those cubs as “cats”! They are a snow leopard and a white tiger cub! Not any ordinary cats!” Shiori yelled at the redhead in return. “Wait, what?” Reiji questioned after he processed what he'd heard. “I have a white tiger cub named Precious and Adryn has a snow leopard named Serenity.” Eclipse explained simply. It was like no big deal to her, but it was to the men of the room. Secretly though, Ranmaru was actually excited to meet the cubs, as he is a lover of cats. Even so, he wondered how the girls weren't dead yet and how they even obtained the cubs in the first place, so he decided to ask. “How did you get the cubs?” Ranmaru questioned as he looked to Adryn and Eclipse. “Oh, they got them from a rescue place that saved the cubs from poachers. They've been raising them since they were really little. They are both trained and have only mauled someone once. However, that was because that idiot broke into our home and was trying to steal things.” Nova responded with a smile as she looked up to her partner. “I agree with Daichi!” Shining suddenly exclaimed. “QUARTET NIGHT, you will go to your homes, pack a few bags and make your way to the home of PURGATORY. You will remain there for the time being.” “Yes, sir,” Reiji responded with a smirk. The others of his group reluctantly agreed as well. Each of them was given the address of the home and they were sent on their way. PURGATORY decided to head home to get everything ready for the men to arrive there. There were a little cleaning and wrangling of the cubs to do. Eclipse and Adryn had to explain to the cubs that they were not to maul the men that were going to be entering their home. Eventually, Reiji made his way to the home of PURGATORY. Once he got there though, he was confused. No one mentioned that it was a freaking mansion. Reiji didn't know it yet, but there were 3 wings of the mansion. The left-wing was where everyone's bedrooms were among a few extra rooms. The right-wing is where the living rooms and the kitchen were. Then there is the main wing which is where the entrance is. The entrance is a large open room with a staircase in the middle of it leading to the other floors. Outside, to Reiji, the mansion was just large and different. There were even gates blocking the way of getting up the driveway. So, Reiji pulled into the driveway to the gates and pressed the little button there that would page inside of the mansion. After a moment, he got a response. “Hey there, Reiji. I'll let you in.” Adryn's voice came through the voice box. She sounded so much more friendly than she did when he'd first met her, so he was almost confused as to who she was. “Thanks!” Reiji responded, even though he wasn't sure if Adryn heard him or not. However, the gates opened up without another word from Adryn. So, Reiji began to drive up the driveway until he was met with Adryn standing there in the driveway. “Hello Adryn, where should I park?” “I'll show you. It's around back in my car garage. There should be room for at least 4 more cars, so yours will fit just fine.” Hearing that from Adryn shocked Reiji even more than seeing the mansion. “How many cars do you have?” “You'll see.” Adryn then led Reiji around the mansion and to the fairly large garage in the back. Once the doors opened and Reiji pulled into the garage, he saw just how many cars she had. There were 4 cars, 3 new sports cars, and one old luxury car to be specific. One
was a forest green, another was a cerulean blue, then a Russian violet one and then finally a gunmetal gray one. “All of them, except the Russian violet one are mine. That one is Eclipse's. I wanted to get more cars, but I'll have to wait. My group mates are complaining about how much money I'm spending on my cars.” Reiji is even more shocked now to hear that Adryn was able to afford all these cars, and was able to even buy more if she wanted to. “How can you afford all this?” Reiji found himself asking. “I was in a fairly popular band in America, plus all the money from being an idol in Korea and Japan helps too.” Adryn smiled at Reiji, clearly not going to give him any more information about her situation. “Well, let's grab your bags and head inside. We can enter through the back deck.” “Alright!” Reiji grabbed the 2 heaviest bags and handed Adryn a lightly light one. The 2 of them then headed into the home and into the left-wing of the house. Once they were on a certain floor, Adryn set down the bag she was holding. “You can pick any unlocked door on this floor. I'm right here.” Adryn stated as she pointed to a door to her right. “Where is everyone else?” “Eclipse is to the right of my bedroom, Nova is right next to her and then Shiori is next to Nova.” “I see. Well, I choose this one then.” Reiji walked over to the door across from Adryn's room. Reiji then opened the door and walked in with his bags, with Adryn following him with her one bag of his. “Alright. So, do you want to unpack now or later?” “I'd like a tour now if that's alright?” Reiji turned to face Adryn with a smile on his face. Adryn returned the smile and nodded her head. “Alright, let's go then!” Adryn began to walk, with Reiji following after her. The mansion was only 3 stories and had plenty of rooms to be seen. So Adryn decided to just show Reiji the main areas that he'd need to know about. “Okay, so, this is the panic room for this floor. Every floor in the left-wing has one, and then there is one in the right-wing.” The room they were standing in front of was just down the hallway from the bedrooms where Reiji and Adryn just were. “Why do you need a panic room?” Reiji was a little concerned due to that. “Nothing special. Just in case. I'm paranoid sometimes so I like to live in this one when I'm feeling too scared.” Reiji wanted to ask about that, but Adryn continued to walk down the hallway. “This is the weapons room.” Adryn opened up the door to reveal a bunch of swords, daggers, and knives hanging on the walls and sitting on various tables. There was even a battle-ax and a few other items that Reiji couldn't identify. “Then...” Adryn continued, ignoring the slightly concerned look on Reiji's face. He thought all the weapons were a bit cool, but they were also nerve-wracking. “This is the precious gemstone room.” It was the room directly across from the weapons room. “Gemstones?” Reiji peered into the room only to see a large amount of purple, blue and variously other colored gemstones. “Eclipse and I have collected these over the past years and keep all the extra ones here. We keep our favorites in our rooms.” Adryn smiled at Reiji as he stared in awe at the number of stones that shinned in the room. “Moving on...” Adryn then lead Reiji out of the left-wing and into the right-wing. “This is where Serenity and Precious sleep.” Adryn slowly opened the door to a huge room. Inside the room, there were oversized cat trees and various toys scattered across the floor. There were 2 large litter boxes as well and then finally, Reiji laid his eyes on 2 sleeping cubs on a large bed, which was probably actually a dog bed. “They are adorable! Ran-Ran is going to love them!” At Reiji's comment, Adryn couldn't help but chuckle. “The one with the blue collar is Serenity, she's the snow leopard, and the one with the purple collar is Precious, the white tiger.” “They are both beautiful. I love them already!” Reiji smiled at Adryn, who smiled back. “I hope they'll love you as well, and you know, not maul you.” Hearing that caused some of that concern to return to Reiji, but he pushed it aside. After the cat room, Adryn showed Reiji where the kitchen was and where the few living rooms were. After that was the theater room, which turned out to be where the other 3 girls were. Eclipse, Nova and Shiori were too captivated by the screen to even noticed that Adryn and Reiji had entered the room. They were watching something in English, so Reiji wasn't sure what it was. “Alright, let's go wait for your group mates in the entrance hall,” Adryn spoke up as she walked out of the theater room. Reiji nodded his head and followed after Adryn. “Let's talk about our first song while we wait!” Reiji called out to Adryn as he followed after her through the maze of halls. Adryn was walking quickly but Reiji and his slightly longer legs were able to catch up. “Oh, sure,” Adryn responded simply as she continued to walk. Eventually, they made their way to the entrance hall. “Let's sit over here.” The redhead led Reiji to a part of the entrance hall where there was a little sitting area. So, the two of them sat next to each other and thought for a moment in silence. “So, do you have any idea what you want to write our first song about?” “Hmm, that's a good question. What types of things do you usually write songs about?” Reiji responded with a huge smile. Adryn was a little disoriented by the smile because she wasn't quite used to Reiji's brightness yet. “Uh, well, usually... Well, usually I write about-” Adryn was then cut off by the buzzer sounding. It was the buzzer that signaled that someone was at the gate and was wanting inside. “Hold on, that might be your other members.” The girl then got up and headed to the little area that had the button to open the gate. There was also a little screen that showed who was at the gate. Reiji had followed her, and before Adryn could even say anything, he spoke up. “Oh, that's our official car and our driver!” “I guess I should let them in then, shouldn't I?” Adryn was already pressing the button as she spoke. After about 10 seconds, the door opened fully and Adryn and Reiji were heading out the front door to meet the others. “Hey guys, glad you got here safely!” Reiji brightly called to his group-mates. They did not share his enthusiasm as they just looked up at the mansion. “No one said you lived in a mansion,” Camus commented as if he'd thought that it was surprising that PURGATORY lived in such a lavish place. “Is that a problem?” Adryn questioned a little annoyed at Camus' tone. “I wonder.” Camus then began to walk past Adryn with his 2 bags in hand. The other two followed behind him as Reiji thanked their driver and waved him goodbye. “Come this way. I'll call the others.” Adryn led the group into the entrance hall and headed to an intercom on the wall. She pressed a button and began to speak. “Hey girls, come to the entrance. They are all here.” “Alright, we're on our way.” Came Eclipse's voice after a moment of silence. So, Adryn turned to the others and frowned at them. She wasn't entirely sure what to say to all of them. She was good one-on-one with people, well to a point, but she was even worse with a group of people, especially men. “They'll be here shortly.” Adryn finally spoke up realizing they were all looking at her looking for answers. It took a few moments, but it felt like an hour to Adryn as they all waited for the other 3 girls to arrive at the entrance. “Hey there! It's nice to see you all again!” Nova smiled at the others. “Well, without waiting any further, let's head to where you guys are going to stay. Seeing no problem with that, the boys with their bags followed the girls through the hallways until they reached where their rooms were. “I picked the one across from my partner, I think you should also stay across from your partner,” Reiji suggested to his group-mates. “That sounds fine,” Ai responded simply. “Alright, so you'd be across from me, which would make you next to Reiji.” Eclipse informed Ai. The boy nodded his head and made his way to where Eclipse guided him to. “That means, Ran-Ran, you'll be across from me!” Nova had already picked up Reiji's nickname for Ranmaru, much to the man's dismay. Even so, Ranmaru made his way to where Nova had pointed him to go. “That leaves you across from me,” Shiori stated to Camus as she motioned to the door across from hers. “Alright, guys! Let's get unpacked and then head to the kitchen!” Reiji then opened his door up and entered it, prompting the others to enter their rooms as well. “We'll be waiting in the kitchen. You remember how to get to the kitchen, right?” Adryn questioned Reiji before the man could close his door. “Yep!” Reiji sounded confident but Adryn doubted it a little bit. Even so, Adryn nodded her head and walked off with her group-mates. Adryn was finally able to take a deep breath and think about her conversations with Reiji. She didn't show it, but she was very nervous the whole time as she was a huge fan of Reiji. She hoped that she was a bit more friendly this time around rather than when they'd first met.
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