One Piece headcannons
warnings: nothing major. shit grammar but the content is funny…?, slight cursing (it’s a lot of it).
a/n: i was supeerrrr bored one night and had a lil field day💀 also the lowercase is intended.
buggy : when he disconnects his limbs he somehow loses them every once in a while.
shanks: although he drinks likes there’s no tomorrow i feel like he as a very refined taste when it comes to alcohol. like he could tell you the shit to stay away from bc it’s tastes horrible, he could tell you what to drink if you wanna get fuckedddd and he can tell you the best things to drink bc they taste delicious.
mihawk: like shanks, he has a refined taste but specifically for wine. he knows what’s good and what’s shit. him and shanks have even been wine tasting together…don’t tell him i told you tho…and yes it was shanks idea.
crocodile: his hook is detachable, like one of those kid hooks where you have to hold a little bar inside for it to stay in place. idk why i think this but i just feel like it’s fake😭
garp: proudly has pictures of his grandsons (ASL) around his office at HQ. he also purposely fucks with akainu (he did it before the war but her sure as hell does it now) but now he does it to make his life a living hell.
aokiji (kuzan): he slept through one of the admiral meetings and when they went to go check on him they couldn’t get him to wake up and took him to the infirmary. all i gotta say is he woke up confused bc he swore he fell asleep at his desk.
ace: when he first got his DF he would set his sheets on fire whenever he slept bc he couldn’t control it💀
zoro: he def has fallen from the crows nest while trying to climb down. ussop saw him fall but chose life and decided to ignore it. (robin peeped it too)
law: he cuddles bepo more than you think. don’t let that man fool you. (penguin & shachi told me)
daily reminder that akainu is a bitch and his mama should’ve aborted him🤭
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Toji Fushiguro as your husband ༊*·˚
warning: suggestive (1 mention of sex)
☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆
husband!toji that . . .
is caught off guard when his ring shines in his peripheral vision (during early stages of marriage), bc sometimes he forgets he’s wearing it and then he’s smiling like an idiot
shops for photo frames to put your wedding photos in
spends lazy weekends watching tv with you leaning against his chest which rumbles every time he lets out a chuckle; sometimes feeding you snacks he’s eating
won’t leave for work until he gets his goodbye kiss—his hand leaning against the door with a smirk, watching as you turn off the running sink because saying ‘bye, honey’ wasn’t enough for the man
is a really good driver; one arm reversing, placing his hand behind your seat and all (like its rlly hot lol—and he can tell if you’re staring bc the muscles on his arms would bulge, his lips curving into a smirk)
knows how to distance himself to give you some time alone after a fight, but then it doesn’t last that long bc he’s sneaking back into your bed (you have conversations the next morning to resolve your issues and 90% of the time it leads to sex)
is clingy in the mornings; would plop his heavy body on top of yours lazily to trap you with him. you have to tap his cheek three time so he could un-suffocate you from his affectionate hold
usually lounges around the house with no shirt on (imagine waking up to this man wearing only sweatpants and a baby pink apron, in the kitchen cooking up some omelettes n pancakes: “morning, sunshine. Sleep well?”)
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i finally read snow for christmas in january
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