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ca-dmv-bot · 1 year

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: TRP=TENTACLE RAPE PORN. CUSTOMER LIVES IN DEL MAR (SAN DIEGO) Verdict: ACCEPTED

#California license plate with text BAJA TRP #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

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the-dangerous-mute-lunatic · 6 months

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Portal Drawtober 2023: Day 13

Favorite Fic

Yeah this took me, far longer than I anticipated it to take. But I couldn't decide on just one fic when there are so many incredible pieces of work that have inspired and truly been a joy to read. So, multiple fics it was!

Please go give these fanfictions a read!! Each one of these is such a unique and really incredible take on Portal and they truly deserve to be checked out!

The fics shown:

The Future Starts With You - @fuchsiamae

The Long Game - @silverstreams

Reversal - Obvious Octopus

Schrödingers Cave - @sciencewife

The Resurrection Project - @sarcasticgaypotato

Testing Maintenance - @wheaterz

Liminal - @99thpercentile

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theoutcastrogue · 1 day

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I need to share this. (@st-just : hearty gruel alert!)

Red lentils. Boil them in a pot all by themselves, with salt, until soft. Skim the Bad Foam (or first wash them many times, until the water's clear). Set them aside.

Take a big skillet, and sauté in medium heat garlic with cumin, coriander seeds, mustard seeds, and ginger. Grate a tomato in there (or however you add tomato in sauces), add fresh parsley or coriander, and stir.

Drop in the red lentils with water, tumeric, lemon juice, AND TAHINI. Mix them together, let them cook for a few minutes more, stir until done. Adjust texture to taste basically, it's up to you if you'll eat with a fork or with a spoon.

Now serve. In the middle of the gruel, plop a spoonful of strained yoghurt, and slice some raw red onion around it. Drizzle some olive oil/lemon on top. Ready? CHARGE.

hot lentils (sans parsley, I was out) served in gruel form, a hearty meal for 1

Numbers (approximate), for 2 people

pot:

200 gr red lentils

7 minutes boiling

salt to taste

skillet:

2 cloves of garlic

1 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon coriander seeds

1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger [I don't actually KNOW numbers for the spices, I'm eyeballing this; do what you will]

1 big tomato

salt and pepper to taste

+2 minutes stirring

skillet with the lentils:

~1/2 cup water (IF you've strained the lentils; I empty most but not all of the water from the pot, and then unceremoniously plop the whole thing in there)

1 teaspoon tumeric

4 tablespoons tahini

1/2 lemon

8 minutes cooking total

per serving:

1 hefty tablespoon yoghurt

1/2 small red onion

olive oil and lemon to taste

Feel free to play around with spices and seasoning. The only essential ingredients are the lentils, oil+tomato+cumin, and tahini+lemon.

It's completely feasible with brown lentils, except they take longer to boil. Basically this recipe combines the standard "brown lentils + tahini" with "red lentils + a bunch of spices".

If you have iron deficiency, the dairy will inhibit the iron absorption from the lentils, so either skip the yoghurt, or decide you're eating this because it's delicious, and not because it's good for your blood.

cold lentils ~8 hours later, now in spread-ish form, kinda like hummus. reheating not necessary, fantastic mezze for 2. lasts in the fridge for 3-4 days (just let it out to acquire room temperature first, and serve with yoghurt and onions again).

#btw can anyone tell me what's the Bad Foam called in english?#cooking #trs #trp

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freejamtime · 2 months

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black dragon oc reference-- he's a nightborne warrior in-game! his design has a bit of netherwing inspiration because he also ate a

#wow #my art #warcraft #warcraft oc #black dragon #dragon #posting this mostly to link for a trp 🫶🏻

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anotherexistingbeing · 1 year

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LMK SEASON 4 SPOILERS

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"Always remember, Your uncle loves the world of you..."

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boyfhee · 2 years

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🗗 THE REVENGE PACT | l. heeseung

PRECIS. lee heeseung is the handsome yet good for nothing mysterious boy living a floor below you, who dropped out of college and is living quite a lavish life. when you get fired from your job, ending up struggling to make your ends meet and failing to pay the rent, heeseung offers you rather an eccentric proposal : pay the rent or be his girlfriend.

GENRE. fluff, humour, minor angst

WARNINGS. inappropriate jokes, slightly suggestive, kys / kms jokes help + tba in respective chapters

STATUS. COMPLETED ! TAGLIST CLOSED!

NOTE. would u believe if i say i came up with this in middle of an exam like 💀 imagine going from 2,4-dnp derivatives to lee heeseung smau 💀 i need to stop. anyway, taglist is open, send an ask / comment to join. happy reading <3

PROFILES!

one | two

CHAPTERS!

all the pictures used are only references and are not supposed to depict reader's appearance in any way ! the chapter titles and number of chapters are subjected to change accordingly !

01. third time is a charm

02. what's the keyword

03. he's mourning

04. douche canoe

05. very sugar daddy vibes

06. love is in the air

07. ghostbusters irl

08. heart eyes for him

09. bro you're in L

10. why are you barking

11. you're so funny yn

12. sick in the head

13. handsome and cool

14. make her pay

15. u tried

16. another sugar daddy

17. did you have fun

18. overthinking

19. i'm having a moment

20. respectfully because

21. a lot to take in

22. get on discord kitten

23. heeseung wanters

24. taehyung wannabe

25. cheating on you

series taglist. ( closed ) @fairybangtan @seventeeneration @gfksn @potaeto-writes-on-wp @maemarahuya @cyuuupid @heeseunqxly @yeongwonie @beans-and-jeanes @oikluvs @astrokeisuke @bubblytaetae @paragonofroyalty @that-awkward-shiz @vantxx95 @maiverie @gardeniki @enhypensfeyborit @rosie-is-everywhere @bakubae000 @yes-i-simp-for-2d-men @teti-menchon0604 @mintchoco143 @ahnneyong @yeppeudau @r3esieeee @kuleo26 @exatse @enhasengene @lix-freckle3 @bambisgirl @lokideadontheinside @nikirikii @i-yeseo @teddywons @reniqt @2bbang-hoon @solxrssun @tobiosbbyghorl @leeis @linniely @kimmchijjajang @maybee-may @luvrseung @aiternu @n-eetune @fadedluvv @poipoi01 @iloveoceaneyes @binsoomi

permanant taglist in the rbs.

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pedroam-bang · 28 days

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Lucy (2014)

#2014 #film #movie #Lucy #Luc Besson #Scarlett Johansson #Morgan Freeman #Professor Norman #CHP4 #Springfield Armory #TRP Operator

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numbur1goobah · 5 months

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Made some vent art for Breakdown in class..

I feel terribly sorry for him, he never deserved what he got..

#transformers #tfp #transformers prime #breakdown #trp breakdown #knockout #tfp knockout #macadam

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transcending-chaos · 2 days

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Here’s a pass at a ‘beginning of the story’ Teramor.

One of the changes I wanted to make was that the Zeoran, the group of Creatures he ends up with, are kind of more like Mandalorians where it’s a Creed they live by, not actually a race. The working idea is that they have a huge pool in the village of different types of Creatures, but they’re pretty unified by their principles.

The blue is still from Nylthea. Eyes are permanent, but body marks are usually a lighter stain that comes off over time and needs to be reapplied, thus leaving room for other permanent roles, status, or other ensigns in the future.

Incredibly colorful, and interesting to see species from all over just vibing. However, all of them do not seem to know anything about the Tribes or their wars.

I’m basically redoing everything, so but so far I’m just starting off small.

What do y’all think so far?

#chaos speaks #i guess this is my oc tag #art #trp au #a permanent feature is that this woman would absolute fight the entire OW if Maxxor wanted her boy #honestly she’d make an insane fighter build in d&d

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final-milf-ratchet · 2 months

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Oh my god I'm so sorry but i saw this in a discord server and. This is Predamags 100%

YEAH IT IS

#predamags #tfp ultra magnus #ultra magnus #predaking #trp

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not-poignant · 5 months

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Is the Raven Prince averse to touch and afraid of pain because of what Davix and Olphix did to him when he was a child?

Hi anon!

The Raven Prince is touch averse in every universe. He has definitely gone through some things that made that worse, but those things aren't the same in every universe, and he'd be touch averse regardless of those things. The degree of severity might shift, he's just never been very drawn to this kind of intimacy.

I see it as more inherent to him as a person, in the same way that he rejects his human flesh simply because he prefers to be a bird, and prefers to be in the sky. Therefore at least in when he is a bird shifter, a big part of his touch aversion is specifically being touched while he's in the form that he likes least and has the most dysphoria over. He's the shifter that says most often - out of all of our shifters - that he is an animal first 'I am only a raven' 'I'm just a raven' than any of our other shifters (Julvia, Gulvi, Fenwrel, etc.)

Imho, the Raven Prince's issues with touch come down to issues with his body, and in fae stories, this is specifically because he identifies as a bird first and foremost and is kind of always craving to be back in that form, and I think sees living in human form as a detraction and not a bonus. It's also why he shifts so much more often than any of the other animal shifters in any of his stories. He's always very quick to return to raven form.

As a human, I'm still noodling on his touch aversion, but I think it will be something he's always had. Some of it will likely be exacerbated due to trauma, but he's the kid who never wanted to hug extended family. I think honestly even in scenarios where the Raven Prince picks up a partner, he never sees that partnership as something with a lot of physical affection of any kind, and doesn't really identify with that kind of intimacy as being like...wanted often.

I'd say a fair bit of that is also neurodivergence + sensory overload issues.

#asks and answers #the raven prince #corbyn prince #underline the silver #the nascent diplomat #fae tales #fae tales au #the raven prince is a tough one but i really think his issues with his body in human form #would be related to sensory processing issues around anything tactile #he's always been a very neurodivergent character #even in his best incarnations he's particular and he has special subjects (see: tRP introducing magic to Gwyn in TND and how excited he is)#his dislike of things like war and physical battle #all root back into his issues around touch tbh #which kind of makes me a little amused when i think about it him and the fact that he's so good at avoiding war #because he hates the thought of all those fae being gross and touching and hurting each other's bodies dsalkfsa #administrator gwyn wants this in the queue

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sarcasticgaypotato · 6 months

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Do you agree with Ossy Flawol's video on Chell's backstory? What would be your own idea(s) about her? Also, when did Chell begin to develop feelings for GLaDOS in The Resurrection Project? Since we've only read it through GLaDOS' POV. I really loved reading TRP, so I also wanted to ask if you'd like to tell us about Chell's POV in the fic (I'm new to this blog so I am probably not aware if a question like this has been asked before). Thank you!

Alright two big questions here (and technically a third one) so I'll try and keep my answers separate so it doesn't bleed into one big long ramble. Ossy Flawol's video 'Who Is Chell?'

I thought it was well done! They clearly did their research, the video is edited nicely, and I think it's a perfectly good theory.

However, I think some of their conclusions are a bit of a stretch. While the bring your daughter to work day theory they offer is good, they don't do quite enough to convince me. I personally think it's very likely that the potato battery easter egg is just that; an easter egg, not canon lore. That doesn't mean I don't think it's fun to consider the implications if it was canon, it just means that I think the original intention behind putting it in there was just 'oh haha wouldn't this be fun' and not any serious lore plans.

I also think Flawol puts a bit too much stock into GLaDOS's insults without really considering them as a whole. They fixate strongly on the idea that there's 'half-truths' to her insults, but they neglect to mention all the jokes made about Chell's weight and her potential brain damage. We can certainly headcanon these being things Chell is specifically sensitive about, but considering there's no evidence to support it, I think it more likely that they're just...generic insults. Yes GLaDOS makes them in a very targeted manner, but 'you're fat and stupid' is hardly a unique insult to bully someone with.

Further, if Flawol believes we can trust that GLaDOS's lines have some element of truth to them, what about the 'good people don't end up here' line? Nothing in their theory implies that Chell has done anything that would make her sensitive about that comment, just that she's independent.

All in all I enjoyed the video, but there's a bit too much cherry-picking in certain spots for me to 100% agree with it. Definitely worth a watch though! (I was happy to see them point out the stupidity of the 'Caroline and Cave are Chell's parents' theory. Anybody who does that gets a thumbs up in my book.)

As for my own ideas about Chell? I've got some other asks in my inbox about Chell where I'll be tackling more of that soon, so keep an eye out!

When did Chell develop feelings for GLaDOS in 'The Resurrection Project'? What is Chell's POV?

I love this question because Chell's perspective throughout TRP is something that's kept purposefully unknown. The reader only ever sees her through GLaDOS's eyes, making her thoughts, feelings, and intentions a bit of a mystery.

Playing the games, it's easy to take it for granted how much we project onto Chell. We can easily imagine Chell's perspective because we're playing it, but what would it be like to be GLaDOS? How would you interpret someone like Chell?

Do you think Chell set up handgun practice as a way to get close to GLaDOS? Was she lying about only being able to get one shower? What was going through her mind when she held GLaDOS through her nightmare?

I'm hesitant to say too much about Chell, even years later, because I think a lot of the fun is how the reader interprets it. However, I can give a bit of the thought process behind her.

GLaDOS saved Chell's life at the end of Portal 2. She kept her word, she let her go. They worked together as a team to defeat Wheatley and they worked together well. Chell never forgot any of that, even when she initially comes off as cold to GLaDOS in the beginning of TRP.

Chell wonders if this is all some elaborate trick, but dismisses that once she sees how miserable GLaDOS is. From there, she finds this situation is a bit like when they were working together in Aperture, because GLaDOS isn't in a position of power over her, and it's not bad. They work well together, Chell might be catching some feelings, but all that has to clash with her lingering distrust.

There's a reason why, despite moments of them getting closer, Chell takes a long time to actually speak to GLaDOS. That is, in a lot of ways, the final hurdle she had to overcome. That was the biggest show of trust Chell could give her, and thus it's no surprise that she kisses GLaDOS soon after.

#chelldos #portal #portal 2 #the resurrection project #trp #chell #glados #I've got more chell thoughts on the way but it takes me 10 years to write anything #so just hang tight everybody

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agentsnickers · 2 months

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I’m late but some race & spot from the star wars au? For the drawing?

“Thanks.”

#newsies #sprace #trp au #finn’s art tag #i love that race was in EVERY prompt i got lol #this is not sarcastic i really love it

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theoutcastrogue · 1 year

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A story about a wall

This wall is in my old neighbourhood, and it didn’t always look like this. When I was a kid, it was painted grey and was always covered with graffiti – not art, just words and phrases and maybe a symbol. The majority of these, I’d say about ~60%, were football-related.

[rival team fans] you are cunts

[neighbourhood] belongs to [our team]

[rival team fans] we fuck your mothers

suck our cocks [rival team fans] faggots

And so on. Another ~20% were anarchist.

free [political prisoner]

down with the state

anarchy forever

fuck the army

And so on. Another ~10% were otherwise political. The names of big and small political parties (and some MPs) showed up at election season, not scrawled with spray but painted professionally with rollers in huge letters. Sometimes a union urged people to join a strike or rally. Very very rarely a fascist graffiti would show up, but it would get defaced immediately. There were a lot more anarchists than fascists back then.

And the rest was about love and/or lust.

[name] I love you

I miss you so much

[name] when will you let me fuck you?

the ass is hell / and the cunt a well / and he who ass never tried / goes to Hades blind

And so on. Defaced graffiti was a big part of the wall. People spared no spray cans crossing out each other’s messages, and at times it all looked like the deranged scrawlings of an eldritch abomination, you couldn’t make out a single word.

And here’s a very important detail about that wall: it’s facing an elementary school.

My school, to be exact. Small children (i.e. we) would go out to the schoolyard at recess, look across the street, and see what I just described. Needless to say, a lot of adults were quite displeased with this situation. But what could they do? The mayor would send a cleaning crew once in a while, but 5 minutes after they left someone would inaugurate the freshly painted wall, and a day later it would be full again. Walls in cities be like that.

AND THEN, long after I was gone from the school, someone had a stroke of genius. They said, we’re not gonna paint the wall that awful monochrome grey again. Instead, we’ll cover it in street art. BUT, we won’t ask street artists to pitch their ideas. We will ask the children of the elementary school to come up with the designs, draw them themselves or pick them from wherever they want. We’ll hire a crew to paint what they chose. And we’ll make sure everyone knows that the children picked the street art. Which heartless bastard will spray over that?

AND IT FUCKING WORKED. The football hooligans, the anti-authoritarian rebels, the politicians’ stooges, the unionists, the lovers, the assholes: no one had the heart to spray over that. The street art went up, and stayed up. It didn’t get defaced, it didn’t get covered, it’s still there. (Not quite unblemished, there are still margins where football fans do their thing, but it’s a very small percentage of the total surface.)

yeah, that part looks like the old wall

So while the street art itself on that wall is not particularly jaw-dropping, its origin story is just crazy. I’m sure that the children weren’t given totally free rein to pick designs, and that teachers and/or the city council made the final choice. And it’s probably they who picked the theme – bicycles. All neat and proper and kid-friendly. Still, one little rascal managed to slip this past: