#;;🔫 leave teddy alone

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OHMYG O D

#☆ merry crisis! (ooc) #;;un-fuckin-real #;;greys managed to wreck me with a finale AGAIN #;;🔫 leave teddy alone

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if you do a post of headcannons for the valkyries i will pass out tbh

HII sorry this took so long 😭🔫

Marauders era hcs !!

The valkyries

Lily

Really freckled on her arms

Not only on her arms but theyre more obvious on her arms

Had a bob in 1st year but grew her hair long and kept it like that ever since

Really well spoken

Loves doing Sirius' hair but he barely ever lets her do it 😭

Really good at all subjects except flying 💀

LOVES ABBA NOBODY TELL ME DIFFERENTLY IDC WHAT U SAY

i can see her making daisy chains with 1st years

Gets annoyed easily 😭

Same tbh

Amazing at comforting people

MY AUTOCORRECT CHANGED AMAZING TO AMSTERDAM??

Laughs like a 3 year old

She means sm to me ngl

Mary

The real casanova of gryffindor tower

Used to people calling her a whore :(

Its ok Marlene beats them up

Has the most beautiful curly hair

Has one of those smiles that lights up the room

Loves fire

Same

An inch above average height

In a modern era she listens to songs like maneater and promiscuous girl

Red lips are her staple idc

Has a crush on young male teachers 😭😭

Always falls for gay guys

Same bae same

'I like him-' 'Mary he's gay' '...fuck.'

Only wears dresses on fancy occasions

She wears joggers the rest of the time

God shes so me

Marlene

Raging lesbian

Finds men revolting 💀

FAKE BLONDE SHE BLEACHES HER HAIR

sorry that was aggressive

Almost always has that smokey eyeliner on

YKNOW THE EMO ONE??

same bae same

Energetic asf

Rock music enthusiast

You'll never catch her wearing a dress

She wears trousers with her uniform

So so dramatic

Has a really nice jawline

Got a mullet for shits and giggles then kept it till the day she died

Which wasnt that long

AHEM

Really good at catching food in her mouth when someone throws it

REALLY STRONG PUNCHER

Sleeps with a teddy idc

God shes so me

Keeps gifts people give her even if its a tiny little wildflower and then proceeds to deny it

Threw up when someone asked if her and Sirius were together 💀🔫

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!

I didnt do dorcas cuz i did them in the slytherin skittles hcs :))

I can do angst and ship headcannons if anyone would like that

I'm also contemplating doing x reader headcannons LMFAO 😭 I FEEL LIKE THEYD BE POPULAR LEAVE ME ALONE

x reader can be romantic or platonic btw 😭 But reader would ever be gn or male cuz i keep complaining about no male reader so i figured I'd do it myself 🙄🙄

Ok thank you all for the support !!

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SFW Alphabet

Dazai Osamu x Reader SFW Alphabet

A/N: This was taken from my old Tumblr blog from like nearly two years ago so here it is. Let me know if y’all want a Chuuya version :).

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

• Personal space who?? 

• He’d probably be all over you especially when you’re trying to get work done. Practically smothering you in his physical and verbal affection. It gets cringy when you don’t pay attention to him because he’ll whip out the weird and sometimes even disturbing pet names that he knows pisses you off so he can get your attention.

• “Pumpkin schmumpkin honey bunchkins” Stupid shit like that ✨

• He complains when Kunikida tells him to leave you alone because you’re trying to work.

• “But Kunikidaaaaa, my Belladonna needs me 🥺”

• “Get back to work, Dazai or I’ll have you moved to a different cubicle.”

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

• I feel bad to anyone he would consider a best friend, like holy shit— dude will not give you a break.

• He’d drag you into a lot of shenanigans and tries to put the blame on you whenever Kunikida gets pissed. Then you get pissed off at Dazai and he’s like, “Better you than me though, right Bestie?”

• He calls you in the early AMs like two or three and says some dumb shit before you hang up on him cause you’re done with his crackhead bs.

• “Y/N, I just realized Chuuya is only an inch taller than Dora—“

• Call Ended

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

• He’ll cuddle whenever he’s in the mood to which is randomly, like Russian roulette.

• “Belladonna, I want cuddles :(((“

• “Dazai, we’re in the Arby’s drive through.”

• When you do cuddle and it’s during work, he’ll have you sit on his lap and button his trench coat up with both of you in it because it’s so big. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

• He’ll be hesitant to settle down cause like, he wants to literally commit sewerslide.

• Don’t let him in the kitchen, he’ll probably burn it down if the meal is too complicated for him as in, more than three ingredients.

• Probably is decently clean but still leaves random things like clothes or papers laying around and you even once stepped on a random lego that was lying around which you were confused because he didn’t know where it came from either.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

• It depends on how long the relationship has lasted. If it’s been a few weeks-months I think it’d be easier for him to break it off because he hasn’t gotten that attached. But if it’s been a year or longer, he’d have a harder time because he was really getting used to loving you... 

• He’d probably break up mostly because he can’t commit to the relationship because of people who would want to target you to get back at him for who he was in the past. He couldn’t live with himself if he lost someone else he cared for like he did Oda.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

• As stated above, he’s scared of commitment because of 1) His suicidal tendencies and not wanting to succeed one day and leave you devastated and 2) He’s scared that you’ll be targeted. 

• It’d take longer than you’d expect for him to commit, like five to seven years. He needs to know that loving you isn’t going to be another regret in his life.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

• Dazai is kinda like a big flirty teddy bear, very gentle with his S/O 🥺

• He doesn’t have a reason to be harsh or mean and only wants to give you his love and affection and ofc you’re going to accept it 🔫🤠

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

• Loves getting hugs from you, it’s one of his favorite pastimes. If anything, this is one of the things he does the most to show you how much he loves you. Mostly likes hugging from the front because he can see your face ❤️

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

• Oh boy 😼

• I hate when people think he’d say it right off the bat after getting into a relationship but don’t take into consideration that he mostly likely has commitment issues and probably wouldn’t be the first to say it. 

• It’d take a minimum of at least six to seven months. Deal with it, let my man’s take his time, he’s got issues 🙄🖐

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

• He doesn’t really get jealous cause he’s pretty confident that you wouldn’t do anything.

• But there’s sometimes where he gets kind of aloof with certain people don’t know when to stop trying to get with you.

• In those times, he’ll kinda just barge into your conversation and announce that you should be going back to your date with him and drag you away.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

• His kisses are quick and sweet in public because he doesn’t want to embarrass you too much, but sometimes he can’t help himself but give slow and passionate kisses to fluster you so he can tease you.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

• He doesn’t have a preference on children because they’re cute, but sometimes they’re also bratty and a hassle to deal with. But in a way, he can relate to a child due to the factors I just described. 

• If you had a child of your own, just be ready for there to be two whiny and bratty children crying for you. (Hint: One of them is not actually a child 🤠)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

• He’s not a morning person.

• The type to sleep in, not caring that he has a job.

• Most days you’re dragging him out of bed, those days are the days he gets his head slammed into the floor because you dragged him off too fast for him to react.

• On rare occasions you’ll let him have his way and sleep in a little longer. On those days, he’s the one dragging you into bed to cuddle.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

• He wakes up sometimes throughout the night because he does tend to have nightmares (mostly about his past and sometimes about losing you). Those are the nights that you wipe his tears away and he asks you to hold him, which you oblige and run your hands through his hair until he falls back asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

• He would not reveal the things he did in the past to you at all, only if it was necessary (which there’s no reason why it would be). He’d honestly rather succeed at one of his attempts on his life before he found out all the things he did in the past. He hates it and fears that you’ll be disgusted by him.

• The only thing you’d find out would be that he used to be in the mafia and that’s about it. When you ask about it, he refuses to tell you. Sometimes he’ll change the topic but most times he’ll shut down and stop talking. 

• You can guess something that did happen though by the way he sometimes cries in his sleep calling out Oda’s name and it hurts your heart.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

• He’s the one that does the pissing people off thing, but there’s things that will piss him off.

• If you continually pushed on the topic of his past, he’d get pretty upset because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t like if you push him on a topic that he isn’t comfortable talking about.

• If you hide his Guide to Suicide book he’ll get a little annoyed.

• Talking highly of Chuuya. He’s his enemy, he doesn’t want to hear his belladonna go on about how great his enemy is, kinda obvious.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

• He acts stupid a lot of the times, but he does remember stuff about you, in fact, probably almost everything. He doesn’t want you to feel as if he doesn’t care for you, because that’s far from the truth.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

• When he trusts you enough, he’ll take off his bandages around you. The first time he did it was a pretty intimate moment and also a bit tense because he didn’t know how you’d react.

• Once he took them off, all negative feelings washed away when you began to kiss each of his scars and softly tell him you loved all of him. It made his heart melt and that was also the moment when he knew he didn’t want to let you go.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

• He doesn’t really care how hurt he gets, but is very adamant on making sure no harm comes to you. He knows you can handle yourself in some situations, but there’s sometimes where his body moves on its own to keep you out of harms way.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

• He’s a broke ass bitch, do you know how much money is on his tab? Sorry, but you’re just gonna have to go without gifts. 

• He’ll take you out to a special place like a cliff or the bridge (which you usually think it’s his attempts at trying to convince you to jump off with him) but in reality he takes you there to watch the sun set or rise.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

• Probably the suicide talk, he does it so often that you get worried and sometimes he’ll say things at the most inappropriate times. 

• Ex. He’s said things in the middle of bedroom time and you had to stop halfway through and had a serious talk about what he said.

• “I want you to suffocate me between your thighs, I’d die a happy man.”

• “*Sighs* Dazai, sit up, put your clothes back on...”

• “What, why?!”

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

• He’s a cocky shit and knows he’s attractive, so he rarely is concerned.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

• He would definitely feel incomplete without you. Who’s gonna remind him to make his bed in the morning??

• In all seriousness, he would feel like he’s missing apart of him because he never loved anyone the way he loved you before because he really couldn’t. Having that type of bond just does that shit to you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

• You baby Atsushi and give him stickers when he does a good job and praise him which makes Dazai whine which is annoying af 🤠

• “Belladonna, where’s my stickers. I want sooooome-!”

• You said you’d give him stickers and praises when he gets actual work done and omg, Dazai? Doing? Work??

• You’ve earned Kunikida’s respect 😩🤌

• Dazai puts the stickers all over his desk to “keep them forever”. Which doesn’t last long because Kunikida got tired of looking at his desk and scraped the stickers off. Dazai literally had a toddler fit and you got many noise complaints. You were forced to buy a bunch of sticker books to replace the stickers that were thrown away. Needless to say, Kunikida never touched Dazai’s desk again, no matter how dirty.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

• A buzzkill like Kunikida, he wants a partner he’ll actually enjoy being around. He doesn’t want to be scolded for every single thing he does.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

• He’s a wild sleeper and a sleep talker, so be prepared to wake up one day with his body on top of yours smothering you and him mumbling about kicking Chuuya’s “leprechaun ass” because he took his lucky charms.

#dazai x reader #bsd x reader #dazai osamu x reader #sfw alphabet

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Dazai Osamu SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

• Personal space who?? 

• He’d probably be all over you especially when you’re trying to get work done. Practically smothering you in his physical and verbal affection. It gets cringy when you don’t pay attention to him because he’ll whip out the weird and sometimes even disturbing pet names that he knows pisses you off so he can get your attention.

• “Pumpkin schmumpkin honey bunchkins” Stupid shit like that ✨

• He complains when Kunikida tells him to leave you alone because you’re trying to work.

• “But Kunikidaaaaa, my Belladonna needs me 🥺”

• “Get back to work, Dazai or I’ll have you moved to a different cubicle.”

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

• I feel bad to anyone he would consider a best friend, like holy shit— dude will not give you a break.

• He’d drag you into a lot of shenanigans and tries to put the blame on you whenever Kunikida gets pissed. Then you get pissed off at Dazai and he’s like, “Better you than me though, right Bestie?”

• He calls you in the early AMs like two or three and says some dumb shit before you hang up on him cause you’re done with his crackhead bs.

• “Y/N, I just realized Chuuya is only an inch taller than Dora—“

• Call Ended

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

• He’ll cuddle whenever he’s in the mood to which is randomly, like Russian roulette.

• “Belladonna, I want cuddles :(((“

• “Dazai, we’re in the Arby’s drive through.”

• When you do cuddle and it’s during work, he’ll have you sit on his lap and button his trench coat up with both of you in it because it’s so big. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

• He’ll be hesitant to settle down cause like, he wants to literally commit sewerslide.

• Don’t let him in the kitchen, he’ll probably burn it down if the meal is too complicated for him as in, more than three ingredients.

• Probably is decently clean but still leaves random things like clothes or papers laying around and you even once stepped on a random lego that was lying around which you were confused because he didn’t know where it came from either.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

• It depends on how long the relationship has lasted. If it’s been a few weeks-months I think it’d be easier for him to break it off because he hasn’t gotten that attached. But if it’s been a year or longer, he’d have a harder time because he was really getting used to loving you... 

• He’d probably break up mostly because he can’t commit to the relationship because of people who would want to target you to get back at him for who he was in the past. He couldn’t live with himself if he lost someone else he cared for like he did Oda.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

• As stated above, he’s scared of commitment because of 1) His suicidal tendencies and not wanting to succeed one day and leave you devastated and 2) He’s scared that you’ll be targeted. 

• It’d take longer than you’d expect for him to commit, like five to seven years. He needs to know that loving you isn’t going to be another regret in his life.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

• Dazai is kinda like a big flirty teddy bear, very gentle with his S/O 🥺

• He doesn’t have a reason to be harsh or mean and only wants to give you his love and affection and ofc you’re going to accept it 🔫🤠

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

• Loves getting hugs from you, it’s one of his favorite pastimes. If anything, this is one of the things he does the most to show you how much he loves you. Mostly likes hugging from the front because he can see your face ❤️

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

• Oh boy 😼

• I hate when people think he’d say it right off the bat after getting into a relationship but don’t take into consideration that he mostly likely has commitment issues and probably wouldn’t be the first to say it. 

• It’d take a minimum of at least six to seven months. Deal with it, let my man’s take his time, he’s got issues 🙄🖐

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

• He doesn’t really get jealous cause he’s pretty confident that you wouldn’t do anything.

• But there’s sometimes where he gets kind of aloof with certain people don’t know when to stop trying to get with you.

• In those times, he’ll kinda just barge into your conversation and announce that you should be going back to your date with him and drag you away.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

• His kisses are quick and sweet in public because he doesn’t want to embarrass you too much, but sometimes he can’t help himself but give slow and passionate kisses to fluster you so he can tease you.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

• He doesn’t have a preference on children because they’re cute, but sometimes they’re also bratty and a hassle to deal with. But in a way, he can relate to a child due to the factors I just described. 

• If you had a child of your own, just be ready for there to be two whiny and bratty children crying for you. (Hint: One of them is not actually a child 🤠)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

• He’s not a morning person.

• The type to sleep in, not caring that he has a job.

• Most days you’re dragging him out of bed, those days are the days he gets his head slammed into the floor because you dragged him off too fast for him to react.

• On rare occasions you’ll let him have his way and sleep in a little longer. On those days, he’s the one dragging you into bed to cuddle.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

• He wakes up sometimes throughout the night because he does tend to have nightmares (mostly about his past and sometimes about losing you). Those are the nights that you wipe his tears away and he asks you to hold him, which you oblige and run your hands through his hair until he falls back asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

• He would not reveal the things he did in the past to you at all, only if it was necessary (which there’s no reason why it would be). He’d honestly rather succeed at one of his attempts on his life before he found out all the things he did in the past. He hates it and fears that you’ll be disgusted by him.

• The only thing you’d find out would be that he used to be in the mafia and that’s about it. When you ask about it, he refuses to tell you. Sometimes he’ll change the topic but most times he’ll shut down and stop talking. 

• You can guess something that did happen though by the way he sometimes cries in his sleep calling out Oda’s name and it hurts your heart.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

• He’s the one that does the pissing people off thing, but there’s things that will piss him off.

• If you continually pushed on the topic of his past, he’d get pretty upset because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t like if you push him on a topic that he isn’t comfortable talking about.

• If you hide his Guide to Suicide book he’ll get a little annoyed.

• Talking highly of Chuuya. He’s his enemy, he doesn’t want to hear his belladonna go on about how great his enemy is, kinda obvious.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

• He acts stupid a lot of the times, but he does remember stuff about you, in fact, probably almost everything. He doesn’t want you to feel as if he doesn’t care for you, because that’s far from the truth.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

• When he trusts you enough, he’ll take off his bandages around you. The first time he did it was a pretty intimate moment and also a bit tense because he didn’t know how you’d react.

• Once he took them off, all negative feelings washed away when you began to kiss each of his scars and softly tell him you loved all of him. It made his heart melt and that was also the moment when he knew he didn’t want to let you go.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

• He doesn’t really care how hurt he gets, but is very adamant on making sure no harm comes to you. He knows you can handle yourself in some situations, but there’s sometimes where his body moves on its own to keep you out of harms way.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

• He’s a broke ass bitch, do you know how much money is on his tab? Sorry, but you’re just gonna have to go without gifts. 

• He’ll take you out to a special place like a cliff or the bridge (which you usually think it’s his attempts at trying to convince you to jump off with him) but in reality he takes you there to watch the sun set or rise.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

• Probably the suicide talk, he does it so often that you get worried and sometimes he’ll say things at the most inappropriate times. 

• Ex. He’s said things in the middle of bedroom time and you had to stop halfway through and had a serious talk about what he said.

• “I want you to suffocate me between your thighs, I’d die a happy man.”

• “*Sighs* Dazai, sit up, put your clothes back on...”

• “What, why?!”

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

• He’s a cocky shit and knows he’s attractive, so he rarely is concerned.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

• He would definitely feel incomplete without you. Who’s gonna remind him to make his bed in the morning??

• In all seriousness, he would feel like he’s missing apart of him because he never loved anyone the way he loved you before because he really couldn’t. Having that type of bond just does that shit to you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

• You baby Atsushi and give him stickers when he does a good job and praise him which makes Dazai whine which is annoying af 🤠

• “Belladonna, where’s my stickers. I want sooooome-!”

• You said you’d give him stickers and praises when he gets actual work done and omg, Dazai? Doing? Work??

• You’ve earned Kunikida’s respect 😩🤌

• Dazai puts the stickers all over his desk to “keep them forever”. Which doesn’t last long because Kunikida got tired of looking at his desk and scraped the stickers off. Dazai literally had a toddler fit and you got many noise complaints. You were forced to buy a bunch of sticker books to replace the stickers that were thrown away. Needless to say, Kunikida never touched Dazai’s desk again, no matter how dirty.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

• A buzzkill like Kunikida, he wants a partner he’ll actually enjoy being around. He doesn’t want to be scolded for every single thing he does.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

• He’s a wild sleeper and a sleep talker, so be prepared to wake up one day with his body on top of yours smothering you and him mumbling about kicking Chuuya’s “leprechaun ass” because he took his lucky charms.

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