Jade: so what do you do?
Eridan: i wwork in genetic research, and i’m currently trying to eliminate all cancers.
Jade: Wow, impressive.
Eridan: then i’ll movve on to Leos.
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What’s Peculiar About Your Soul?
Your Soul Is... Cold.
Much like your body, the soul is frigid and still.
It barely moves- barely finds the strength with which to hover...
It simply sits like a lame animal, bringing an air of discomfort to all who bear witness to it.
It sucks the energy from the very room, leaving in its place an uncomfortable feeling of... sickness.
You can not move.
You can not breathe.
You can not think.
You feel so overwhelmingly dead.
So cold.
So dead.
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.
- Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms
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Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔
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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it
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