# food

[julieterbang]

kseniia_estetic__

#food #drink #coffee #strawberry

[crunchchute]

imagined Sam begging for food like a dog

#i wanted to crop this so its more focused on sam and maybe blur max a bit so it has depth but i drew that very nice sandwich so #i kept it like this #crunchchute art #my art #sam and max #food

[psyduc]

pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

#pens lb #emily.txt #food

[lustingfood]

Bacon Mac and Cheese (x)

#food #food porn #macaroni #macaroni and cheese #cheese pull #bacon #pasta #cheese #food gif #gifset #gif #lustingfood #mine

[daily-deliciousness]

Birthday cake macarons

#macarons #birthday cake #cookies #dessert #food #baking #sprinkles #french food #buttercream #pastel #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipes

[fatty-food]

Macaroni and cheese (via Instagram)

#food #food porn #macaroni #macaroni and cheese #pasta #cheese

[mofufufu]

처음 만들어본 홈메이드 딸기 케이크 🍓˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡

#kawaii #food #pink #strawberry #strawberries #cake #kawaiicore

[fullcravings]

Light and Fluffy Chocolate Chip Pancakes

#chocolate chip #pancakes #food #breakfast #kids #dessert #recipe #birthday #joyousapron

[gracieryder]

#this is the most important poll i've ever made #everyone vote #cookies #food #poll

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

#food #sweet #dessert #delicious #cooking #baking #heart #heartcore #love #lovecore #Wedding #wedding cake #blue #pastel #pastel aesthetic #Aesthetic #cake

[ledalife]

#chaotic academia #dark academia #light academia #studyblr #books #literature academia #study aesthetic #study motivation #studying #classic academia #photography #bookblr #dark academia aesthetic #light academia aesthetic #life #literature #love #coffee #food #downtown #cozy #friends #academia #uni student #tea party #home design #vintage #moodboard #source: pinterest #mood

[julieterbang]

izuyo0719__

#food #bread

[jaina-chaosweaver-of-fate]

Kara's mood was difficult to read if you didn't know what to look for. Smiles came easily for her, no matter what. But Lena had learned to read Kara no matter what. If she was happy she'd go for some of her favourites, though they also made an appearance when she was sad. Those were important to read in proportions, more food like on Krypton? Sad about outliving people. More of the earth food? Probably happy. It was difficult for Lena to learn it though, because she hadn't realised it. The reason she hadn't realised it was simple. Kara only did that with other people. It was only when she was invited to a game night did she see it. Kara had specific food she'd always get for Lena. At first Lena had been confused, but when Kara had gifted her with a book on Krypton's scientific advances she realized it. Just in a footnote, a reference to a cultural practice only practiced within a certain city. Nothing more than a curiosity to the author, something so normal. But when she compared the mentioned food to what Kara got her, it became clear quickly. Argon had a tradition of finding specific edible flowers, which used to grow around the city before the large advances in science destroyed the wildlife. Those edible flowers were for meals you only made your intended. Kara was courting her with food. And if that wasn't the most Kara thing to do, Lena wasn't in love with that oblivious alien. Now what was the Kryptonian way to accept that.

#supercorp #Food #food as a love language #and emotional expression #Lena Luthor #Kara Danvers #Alien courting

[lustingfood]

Pastrami Reuben (x)

#food #food porn #gifset #pastrami #reuben #sandwich #sauerkraut #swiss #thousand island dressing #food gif #gif #mine #lustingfood

[daily-deliciousness]

Buffalo chicken pizza

#pizza #chicken #buffalo chicken #cheese #food #chicken pizza #dinner #meal #main dishes #buffalo sauce #ranch dressing #comfort food #cheesy #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipes

[fatty-food]

Triple cheese n beef bacon cheeseburger (via Instagram)

#food #food porn #cheeseburger #burger #bacon #cheese