#emily.txt

[psyduc]

pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

#pens lb #emily.txt #food

[faerune]

mystra's abuse of gale is harder for people to see because unlike astarion and where he is in his journey gale romanticizes mystra and glorifies their time together. he's not at the point where he can admit what his relationship with her was even to himself sometimes. especially because mystra is implied to be one of his few or his only romantic relationship in his life

#also his abuser is a woman which people are still braindead about #the amount of 'he had a goddess!!!!!!!!' victimblaming shit i see is insane #emily.txt #gale of waterdeep #bg3 spoilers

[thotfrnk]

can mrbeast put frank in that supermarket n not let him out until mcr5 is released

#release mcr5 and I'll give u 1M #mr beast can do something useful for once #frank iero #emily.txt

[edwardbonnets]

HEY. HEY VANITY FAIR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

#A MAJOR ROMANTIC MOMENT BETWEEN TWO KEY CHARACTERS???????? #IS THIS A FAKE OUT OR ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ED AND STEDE #DOES THIS MEAN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER THIS SEASON?????????????? #IM GONNA SPECULATE MY BRAIN TO DEATH #our flag means death #blackbonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #gentle beard #emily.txt

[gwenpendragns]

thinking of arthur and morgana again and just how much they loved one another. even when morgana’s path darkens, arthur never really stopped seeing morgana as an extension of him, his family, his sister. fuck it makes me emotional man.

#merlin #bbc merlin #Arthur Pendragon #morgana #arthur x morgana #emily.txt

[spearofnight]

Baldur's Gate fans I love you but please stop drawing Karlach all soft and smooth and dainty. Respect my big buff queen PLEASE

#emily.txt #LET HER BE ROUGH TOUGH AND BEAUTIFUL COWARDS!!! #imma take any fanart yall give but #karlach

[zoyazenik]

i think I should make one of those tiktok asoiaf analysis accounts but it’s just me defending sandor clegane with my life.

#he’s sexy and I’m not sorry about it #i love him to death #asoiaf #sandor clegane #emily.txt

[sunlightbabe]

friendly reminder that tomorrow is an INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY aka HOZIER'S NEW ALBUM "UNREAL,UNEARTH" IS BEING RELEASED. i will be SOOOOOO normal about this (lying)

#emily.txt #im hyperventilating. im gonna scream and CRY

[mozukumi]

happy birthday to meeeee🎉🎉

about to head to work so i'm not gonna bother updating bios yet, but officially in my 22 era !

#emily.txt #yes i am one of those people who is obnoxious about my birthday <3

[psyduc]

hey. don't cry. erik's pasta nightmare recreation and taste test this weekend, okay?

#pens lb #i just need to pick up. a red onion #oooh my stomach rolled at the THOUGHT of this monstrosity #emily.txt

[faerune]

“David says something true to her [you have a violent heart] because he sees it in her because it’s in him”

mezin i am begging you to shut the fuck up and not compare a fourteen year old girl fighting for her life to a pedophile

#tlou spoilers #emily.txt

[thotfrnk]

dc wants me to be a superbat shipper so bad

#like get a room? #emily.txt

[edwardbonnets]

NEIL GAIMAN JUST REBLOGGED MY FUCKING SILLY MEME GIFSET IM ACTUALLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW?????????????

#MY WHOLE BOdy iS SHAKING IS THIS REAL????????? IS THIS ACTIALLY REAL #NEIL #NEIL EXPLAIN YOURSELF #OHMYGODHDJDHSNSHSNDHSNSND DXHSN #I DONT THINK I WILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ACTUALLY #HUH???????????? WHA #WHAT #GOOD OMENS #EMILY.TXT #IM?????????? #IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN JUST GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THAT MY BODY HAS BEEN DISCORPORATED

[gwenpendragns]

new asoiaf sideblog !!!

hello folks ! in the spirit of trying to get back into giffing and such, i've decided to create a sideblog dedicated to all things asoiaf ( hotd, got, and the books ) - @eliamartelles ! i'll probably still post hotd related giffing content on my main blog, but this side blog will have ( hopefully ) frequent posts and gifs related to everything asoiaf. i've already started a new series dedicated to the costume design in hotd ! ( this in no way means i won't be active on this blog, on the contrary i hope to be more active again ! ) tagging some mutuals who may be interested under the cut !

@azoraahai @cardvngreenbriar @alinaastarkov @yenvengerberg @ughmerlin @lady-arryn @singularities @usershelby @anya-chalotra

#new blog #asoiaf #hotd #game of thrones #signal boost please <3 #reblog to boost #emily.txt #userjoelle #tusermich #ughmerlin #arthurpendragonns #userbecca

[spearofnight]

It feels really wrong seeing people get Astarion's scars tattooed on them

#i get loving a character but like...that's the brand of his ABUSER??? #idk #maybe it's just me #maybe im just thinking about it too hard #emily.txt