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Noodle: This is bothering me.

Murdoc : Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Noodle: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Murdoc: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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2D: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Noodle: I made tea.

Murdoc : I don’t want tea.

Noodle: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Murdoc : Then why are you telling me?

Noodle: It is a conversation starter.

Murdoc : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Noodle: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Murdoc: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Noodle, not looking up from her book: Spear.

Murdoc: BLOCKED.

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Murdoc: By the time you serve the main course, they’re eating fucking roadkill like it was a chateaubriand. Badger, fox, hedgehog—whatever I could run over in the Rolls. “This meat is to die for, Murdoc! And what’s the savory crumble on the side?” Gravel. You’re eating gravel, mate.

(This is a real quote)

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Murdoc: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Russel, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?

2D, putting a seatbelt on it: buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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-noodle

whenever i see a mushroom on the ground i just absolutely lose my shit. im like fuck dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a mushroom. Hell Yeah. will never fail to impress me. how can something so kickass just be chillin there on the ground like its nothin. just sprout the fuck up outta nowhere like its not the sickest shit. love those dudes

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Noodle: Please, I'm begging you. go to a doctor.

Murdoc : I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Noodle: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Murdoc : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Noodle: I love you :)

Murdoc: *tearing up* fuck you

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Murdoc: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Noodle: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Murdoc: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Noodle: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Murdoc : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Noodle: Death is a social construct.

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Noodle : We need a distraction.

Russel: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Murdoc, whispering: My time has come

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Murdoc: did I make mistakes? Yes. Did it work out? No. But did I learn my lesson? Also no.

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