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[nineeteen2000]

Bless you

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[snekdingleberry]

Murdoc: Russel's not my friend, I only tolerate Noodle and 2D's basically a pet!

2D: Arf!

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[two-dense]

Murdoc: (breaks a vase) 2D: What's wrong with you? Murdoc: (laying across 2D's lap) So glad you asked! 2D: Oh my god... Murdoc: It all started when I was a child. 2D: I didn't ask. Murdoc: You did. Anyway-

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[httpsrozi]

literally the same vibe.

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[silly-stings]

i like to think that during some credit sequences at the end of episodes wally would make jokes breaking the fourth wall like "a big thanks to the man with his arm up my back... for making me look good, really."

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[snobgoblin]

Murdoc: everybody wants me

2-D: everybody wants to kill you

Murdoc: everybody wants me

#i had a thought about plastic beach. incorrect quote if u will #gorillaz

[c-y-g-m-c-o]

*Murdoc walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge door*

Murdoc: The fuck are ya doin' in tha damn fridge

2D: Me an' Noodle are playin' hide n' seak

Murdoc: Juz fucking hand me a damn beer face ache... I'm too sober ta deal with this...

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[needanevenbettername]

Ashley: Any contract I made with the devil was null and void cos I didn't actually write it in my blood. I used a pouch of pig's blood I keep taped under my tits. Smart, eh?

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[invalidmanokit]

Arthur: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

Richard: toilet

Arthur: TOILET? WHAddo you mean ToIlEt? Where the hell did that door come from??

Arthur: oh its jammed-

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[kriskrass]

Ai generated motivational quotes (from inspirobot) featuring gorillaz!

Text under the cut in case its hard to read:

1: “First they fix you then they drug you then they give you a law degree”

2: “Yell. Work. Bet your house. Forget your mind. Get laid.”

3: “Adulthood is to refuse to disappear”

4: “Please don’t eat monkeys. Monkeys are actually your friends.”

4: “Please don’t eat monkeys. Monkeys are actually your friends.”

5: “A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems”

5: “A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems”

6: “Existence can often be massive”

7: “Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21). loved by everybody”

8: “All you need to manipulate the media is a gun and duct tape”

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[funtimespringscare101]

So I just found out that Noodle is 32, and I imagine her as the mom friend so… have this.

Noodle: Murdoc, what do you mean I play favorites? I love all my friends equally. *Murdoc and Russell leave the room*

Noodle: *leans in to 2D/Stuart* It’s you. And by a lot, Bro. 2D: To be Honest, my competition are an Guy who started a cult to bang a demon, and a guy who’s butt is showing through his hospital gown. But thanks…

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[aili-not-ally]

Every Week

*Murdoc, Russel, and 2-D are all hiding behind a barricade and wearing army crash helmets*

2-D, cradling Russel's lifeless body: I don't think he's breathing, general!

Murdoc: We'll have to go on without him!!

2-D, sobbing: I can't do this anymore! We've been here for three days! I'm starving and I wanna go home!!

Murdoc: You signed an oath, soldier!!

2-D: Any sign of the monster?

Murdoc: No, it's been hiding in it's domain for the past three hours. I just know it's trying to bait us out...

Noodle, coming downstairs and turning on the lights: You guys don't have to go through this every time I get my period, you know

Murdoc & 2-D: THE DEMON SPOTTED US

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[starflesh-moth]

murdoc: guess what noodle? no school tomorrow!

noodle: is it a holiday?

murdoc: noooo

noodle: is it my birthday?

murdoc: nooope

noodle: ….. did you burn down my school again

murdoc: … happy birthday?!

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[two-dense]

Murdoc: hey 2D, if you pour bleach in the toilet after you pee in it, it'll get the toilet cleaner when you flush it! 2D: Really? Russ: Please do not encourage the middle-aged man with a traumatic brain injury to create mustard gas.

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[fireworkss-exe]

2d: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Murdoc: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Russel: I personally was created in a lab. Noodle: I just straight up spawned lol.

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[murdocsoukeye]

Murdoc: I'm gonna get you guys something everyone dreams of having

Russ: a home in Aspen?

Noodle: a six week course in Portuguese?

2D: respect???

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