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anxiousfanchild · 3 months
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The Sharing Series: Paul/Marko
Word Count: 274
Warnings: 18+, NSFW mentions, Dirty talk, no actual sex scenes. I block on sight. Teasing. Wholesome at the end. Headcanons.
A/N: I may make this a new series >:))
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♡ these two boys are almost TOO comfortable with sharing you.
♡ The moment the topic is even breathed, these two are on your like butter on toast.
♡ They don't even have to talk, they were just so in time with each other, it was making you dizzy.
♡ hands, fingers, tongues, fangs. It was almost too much for little ol you
♡ “Marko, look how sweet our pup is for us.” “I see Paul. They already look fucked out and we've barely even touched them.”
♡ public sex? Yes please. The boardwalk, the Farris Wheel, under the boardwalk, the beach. Anywhere they can get their horny little mitts on you, they're doing it.
♡ They also have absolutely no shame when it comes to sex around the other boys. Let them look, only Paul and Marko can touch their prize.
♡ I hope you like being dependent, because these two wont let you lift a finger.
♡ anything from dressing, to baths, even eating on a rare occasion, they handle it. You are their pretty little doll, and dolls don't do anything.
♡ Aftercare is PHENOMENAL with them. Baths, food, candy, back rubs. They pull every single stop, though its sadly not enough to rid yourself of the limp you'll be sporting in the evening.
♡ if they are dating you, they dont hang from the rafters. Instead they sleep in your next during the day, legs tangled around each other, blankets a mess.
♡ Paul sleep with curlers in his hair and Marko hogs the blanket.
♡ 9/10 for a poly relationship! Super dorky surfer boyfriends!
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6lostgirl6 · 2 years
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Paul headcanons. Like Dwayne’s- cinnamon Fluff and extra fluff
Paul As Your Boyfriend HCs
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A relationship with Paul is never boring and always spontaneous. He’s the life of the party and knows how to add fun in the relationship.
Your relationship is constantly full of laughter, he knows how to make you smile and remembers all your favorite jokes. He’s a jokester. 
The boyfriend that doesn’t mind going with you to the store at three in the morning. Given, he’s a vampire but the sentiment is still there. 
Paul’s love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation. Paul would be a very touchy boyfriend, holding you in some way because he just can’t help himself. Despite Paul being the ‘ladies man’ of the group, once he’s in a serious relationship he is not afraid to tell you he loves you. 
His favorite petnames for you include; sugar, babe, baby. However, sugar is the petname he automatically goes to when he addresses you.
Do not ask him why he calls you sugar. Unlike Dwayne who has a romantic reason, Paul would just tell you a dirty reason. 
He is very affectionate as much as he is touchy. He’s not afraid to smother you in kisses and wrap an arm around you in private and in public. He’s got a smoking hot babe so why shouldn’t show you off. 
 He is full of dirty jokes. It's honestly ridiculous.  When he’s feeling like it, even telling him ‘hey,’ he’s already got something slipping from that loose tongue of his and it’s not a hello. 
If you’re dating Paul, Marko would be your automatic best friend. It’s almost like they’re a package deal. Paul spends a lot of time with Marko and oftentimes, you hang out with the both of them when you’re with the group. 
However, there are just as equal times you get to spend time with Paul alone and go on dates. Those dates are always fun and you never do the same thing twice. Unless, you want to. 
Dates with Paul include going to concerts, Paul absolutely loves them and he loves you so why not combine his two favorite things.
When you start staying at the cave, Paul and you would spend a lot of time in your nest listening to music on his radio. This is during the time when you both don’t feel like going out, or you make him stay inside. 
Paul is protective of his hair and the way he styles it. However, once your relationship reaches a deeper level, he will let you do his hair on occasion. 
He likes the way your fingers feel running through his hair as you style it. 
He also would love styling your own hair. Since he always does his, granted it’s mainly hairspray.  He still has some knowledge in how to make hair look spectacular. 
He also gives you some of his bracelets. It’s kinda his way of claiming you. 
Whenever you’re upset, Paul is perfect for when you need a distraction. Whether it would be him telling you jokes, listening to music with him, or going for a ride.
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Paul and Marko fighting over you would include~
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- The lost boys like to have fun and flirting with attractive women is definitely what they’d consider fun. It isn’t rare for them to come across a certain girl and single her out, showing their interest all at the same time and seeing how she responds. It’s more of a hobby than anything; a way to pass the time, so while them being attracted to the same girl is not a new occurrence, finding themselves hung up on one most certainly is.
- How they meet you isn’t much different from how they meet most of the girls they have momentary flings with. The main difference being that they remember you and find themselves gravitating towards you when they come across you on the boardwalk.
- All of this uncharacteristic behavior culminates in Paul laying down on one of the couches in the cave and cartoonishly saying how he’s “in love”, realizing that Marko feels the same as he ceases his laughter and typical teasing once he finds out who the taller boy is talking about. After that, it’s game on.
- I tend to think that Paul and Marko are the closest out of the gang which makes this whole situation even more complicated. They’re best friends but now they’re forced to be competitive, all while still teaming up to draw you into their world and make you want to spend more time with them. 
- Everything would start out really casual; the two of them still playing into their whole terror twins dynamic, but the more they’d find themselves falling for you, the less accepting they’d be of the other blondes mutual attraction. They’d want the other to back off and when they show no signs of letting up, tension would arise. 
- Paul is the more flirtatious of the two; at least in a verbal sense. He’s more likely to compliment you and make different little comments; teasing you and joking around in an attempt to make you laugh and show you his attraction.
- Marko is a bit quieter; more likely to show his interest through his actions rather than his words. The vampires aren’t known for their manners so when he’s giving you the time of day, it isn’t just to be polite. He’s lingering around, smiling at, and paying attention to you because he’s interested in you and that’s not something you should take for granted.
- Marko performs a lot of acts of service: buying you things, helping you around, generally just being sweet, etc. He’ll buy you food and subsequently have to hold himself back from killing Paul as the taller boy grabs it from you and starts eating the fried rice he got specifically for You.
- Paul is always making you laugh; it’s one of his many talents and he uses it to his advantage. When Marko does something, he’ll swoop in with a joke to get your attention back on him.
- He calls you babe and other pet names constantly and gets a little miffed when Marko’s occasional pet name flusters you more than his constant ones. He’s called you kitten before, what makes Marko’s kitten more special??
- Marko’s an aggressive little shit who’s always about two seconds away from fighting literally everyone so he may or may not occasionally lunge at Paul when he gets too bold or attention seeking. Paul will usually just hold his hands up and try to placate him with a “hey man, it was just a joke” before you get between them and nervously insist that everything’s fine. He usually only stops for your sake.
- Speaking of: Marko will be on the verge of killing someone who’s messing with you and Paul will be holding him back; probably using the boys short temper to make him seem like a better match for you. Like, look at him, he’s such a good conflict diffuser, he can always remain calm, Marko’s so crazy sometimes…..
- Good luck with the whole fake boyfriend thing. You’ll try to ward off some creep on the beach and suddenly you’ll have two blonde boys arguing over who’s your “real boyfriend”. It’s the thought that counts right?
- Both of them ride alone so they’re constantly trying to convince you to ride with them and not the other vamp. They’ll both pull up at the same time and look at you expectantly while you laugh awkwardly and pick whoever makes the most sense that day. They’re always so smug when they get chosen.
- You’re constantly getting flanked by the two of them whenever you’re hanging out with the gang; sandwiched between them so often and shown so much attention that it sometimes makes you want to go and get some air. Sometimes Dwayne will pull you away just to amuse himself with their reactions; that and he can secretly tell that you’re getting overwhelmed by their dick measuring contest.
- Paul is very openly affectionate and thinks little of touching you: he likes you so of course he’s gonna love on you, what else would he do? Playing with your hair, wrapping an arm around your shoulder, laying his head in your lap, kissing your cheek: he does it all with a flirtatious grin; usually while Marko fixes him with a glare.
- Paul typically goes to you for conversation: he’s talkative and energetic and talks so excitedly that it’s almost like a workout. Once he goes to do something else, you’ll have the time to unwind and speak with Marko who usually lets you do most of the talking; helping you mellow out after speaking with the amusingly hyper boy.
- Marko runs a lot of errands for the gang and that allows him to see you out on the boardwalk and have some alone time with you. He’ll stall a bit while taking you back to the cave, knowing that Paul will interrupt the two of you once he sees you; cheering upon your arrival and beckoning you over with a slap to the seat beside him.
- Paul gets jealous when you fawn over Marko’s jacket. Marko let’s you wear it both because he likes seeing you in it and because he knows it bothers Paul.
- Both of them get pretty jealous whenever you pay particular attention to the other boy instead of them; mainly because they know they’re also into you and because the two of you aren’t a sure thing yet. They’ll sit and watch you smile at, touch, and talk to the other boy with a clenched jaw: doing whatever they can to interrupt but knowing that they can only intervene so much without making themselves look completely desperate.
- You’re treated like their girlfriend even before you make a choice and begin dating one of them.
- Speaking of: they both try to ask you out quite a few times; usually by sneaking away in an attempt to talk to you in private. Unfortunately for them, it doesn’t take long for the other to notice their absence and they’ll typically come and interrupt the two of you; and once they interrupt David and Dwayne are sure to follow the longer they’re both away.
- Both of them constantly trying to impress you and peacock for your attention. Motorcycle rides, fashion, their looks, their pet pigeons, etc. They try and use it all to their advantage and admittedly, it does kind of work sometimes.
- David would undoubtedly have you turn as soon as possible after he notices the extent of their interest in you and since the boys see nothing wrong with their predicament, I’m sure they’d both be on board. After that, you spend even more time with them and they get even more competitive than they already were before: helping you with your transformation and showing you all of the tricks they couldn’t show you when you still thought they were human.
- Having fun and not caring is a big part of the vampire life so you probably don’t think twice about kissing and/or sleeping with both of them; thinking that it’s just a bit of casual pleasure. Either that, or you use it to try and help you make your decision: failing to realize that they’re both so different in their own endearing way that it’ll only serve to confuse you even further.
- They aren’t happy when they find out the others been with you the same way they have. They both probably assume it means that you’ve made your decision so they go to brag or act as if you’re really a couple, only to realize the other boy is under the same assumption for very obvious reasons; forcing them to confront you about making your final decision.
- A poly relationship is probably on the table; though it might take some getting used to, but if you do wind up just choosing one of them, don’t expect them to just accept it and not still try to win you over every now and again.
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littlesilentrebel · 6 months
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where are all the 'paul adopts every kid in hatchetfield' headcanons
i need more of that bc its fucking hilarious so if anyone can point me to them or any fics that have paul adopting every kid in sight whether he knows it or not, much thanks
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socheckitout-mikey · 1 year
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ayy!! could you do headcanons for the lost boys dating a bilingual reader? -particularly french+english, though any languages will do fine! <33333-
hey ofc i can! i decided to leave the languages blank so it can apply to any. so sorry this took me forever to write and post. i suck at posting regularly and had a bad case of writers block for awhile. nevertheless hope this is something you will enjoy reading! tysm for requesting this, it was fun to write. <33 - mae
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TLB's Dating a Bilingual S/o Hc's:
David:
° I believe David to be the type of creature of the night that appreciates you being bilingual. Where it isn’t uncommon, it shows that you hold a certain level of intelligence that he’s all for! You’ll probably be surprised to find that he knows a little bit of your mother tongue. Not a whole lot, but basic phrases, and he picks it up quickly if you teach him a little bit every once in a while.
° “What? Cat got your tongue all of a second, prince/princess? I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve than you realise.”
° He discovers a pleasant feeling when he listens to you speak in your native language: Whether that’s from helping a random stranger on the street with directions or hearing you speak to family on the phone. It doesn’t matter. An invocation of being soothed overtakes him. He could honestly listen to you for hours, but he may not exactly admit it as willingly as others.
° So perhaps he’ll spend a languid evening with you sprawled out on a blanket on top of one of the beach front stores. There’s a bottle of wine by your feet as you read from a book under the convenient nearby streetlight. A moth darts into its bright halo whilst David religiously smokes his tenth cigarette of the hour. It’s not due to stress, but aids him in focusing on the more intricate details of how you pronounce things: Albeit quietly, David doesn’t mind, because his sensitive hearing can pick up the tiniest thing from afar – even in a raging crowd. He’s enamoured, and decides to himself in that moment that he’s more than content.
° Your voice has turned a little hoarse as you close on the last word of the chapter. The hubbub down below is somehow peaceful. David doesn’t even look at you when he casts his words out on powdery smoke, “That was good, kitten.”
° If you’re lucky, you may even catch him reading something to you. Although it will most likely be in English, David is feeling charitable. So pull up to one of the dusty worn out couches in the cave, pop your head on a cushion in his lap and be prepared to be lulled into the most lusciously deep slumber you’ve ever been sent off into. David puts your parents to shame.
° He appreciates this part of you: The ability to share knowledge and language is important. Whether your mother tongue is English or not, it does not matter. David will enjoy this aspect of you.
Dwayne:
° Out of all of his brothers, Dwayne is probably the most respectable besides David. Where he’s cheeky and does want to know all of the swear words, they're not first on his list. He's not outwardly vocal about you speaking in another tongue. So you probably won't notice the way that the corner of his mouth lifts up whenever he catches you walking on the Boardwalk with your sibling tag along, the two of you bickering with words he's not certain of.
�� Frankly Dwayne is convinced that more of your personality comes out when you speak in your first language. He gets lost in the way that you talk when you're standing there ordering hotdogs to the vendor of the stand who speaks the other language you do. Cannot help but grin when you turn around to confirm with him what you said was okay.
° "Whatever you said is probably right." Short and to the point, but he savours that little moment with a grin.
° Sometimes you speak a mixture of both languages at once. A translation error in your head or it's because that's what your friends do. It's habitual. It's adorable – unless you're having an argument with Dwayne, which is usually one sided since he's so chill. "Wanna try that again? I only caught the first word." Better to admit the truth than not, am I right?
° Dwayne does pick up phrases here and there. He listens more than anything and tries it out once or twice. He gets good at it too and blows you away with filling in a couple of sentences when you're translating a friend's words for him. You just stare at him dumbfounded and all he can do is breathily laugh.
° He also loves to immerse himself in your culture. He's willing to give almost anything a try. He isn't picky. Especially when it comes to food. He's not going to judge as harshly as someone like Paul may do by accident from cracking jokes. Dwayne wants to learn more about the cultures that you grew up with or went to explore throughout your life. It gives him the chance to understand you better.
° So you best believe that if there's a local shop or market that's still open during the late evening, he's going in there to pick up a few things, especially your favourite snack. Food bridges people together right? He likes some things, and others he doesn't. But he makes sure your favs always magically appear when you need them the most.
Marko:
° Marko is the second most likely to want to learn all of the swear words and rude remarks in your language. He finds it rather cute if you start to get embarrassed about sharing such statements. "Why? It's not like anything you'll say is something I haven't heard before. I've got Paul as my right hand man, remember?" He grins.
"Marko, it will be because it's in another language…" You remind him.
"Fair point!"
° Marko's the type that desires learning the language fully to impress you. That is until he quickly comes to the conclusion that he's out of his depth entirely. None of it makes sense to him, which is an obvious no brainer. Instead he settles for small words and phrases like; "I love you". Just whatever you do, don't let the boys know of this. They'll never let him live it down. Marko can be quite loving when it's just you two.
° Best believe that he's cussing people out who make him mad with the swear words he managed to get out of you. It provokes a humorous note when the lucky individual spits back something in the same language that Marko doesn't know. Cue him turning to you, "What did he say? Is he making fun of me?!"
"Yes Marko, he is."
"Listen here toe rag-,"
° Marko's also another of the boy's to bond over food, especially if it is something that comforts you. Where he's not prepared to try everything twice, he's not going to be an ass about it. Probably starts somewhere simple like a restaurant that he's taken you to. He's lost staring at the menu, adamant he can do this on his own. You sit there looking at him with amusement. "I don't need help!" He snaps, burying his nose into the menu further.
° He needed help.
° Whenever Marko comes to your window just after sundown uninvited, he settles himself into your room. You're already expecting him, his predators prowl unphasing now. He flops onto the bed beside you, belly first, softly nipping your shoulder whilst you flick through magazines. You roll your eyes, knowing he's in search of a snack; thankfully not a human one. When you go, he remains, listening to you softly chattering away to your parents in your mother tongue. The chorus of laughter from you is perfect. He will never admit this to you though.
° Where Marko isn't adverse to you reading to him, he quickly falls asleep before he can appreciate much of your accent and storytelling skills. It's not that it's boring or anything. It does make him dream though! It's so weird being a vampire and having a nap during the night. The things you do to him.
Paul:
° It is no surprise that Paul is the first person who wants to know all of the swear words and rude remarks. I think we all saw this one coming. He gets them out of you one way or another. The sneaky little bat! They become his new obsession for the next two weeks and even the other boys are done with it all. Poor David, Dwayne and Marko.
° On a serious note, Paul may not have the brain capacity to really learn a whole lot of your language, but he has so much enthusiasm for it. That's not to say he's stupid, it's just that he gets so excited. "How do you say this?" 
"How do you say that?"
So many questions tumble from his perfect mouth that you're prepared to kiss him to shut him up. Your throat has never been so hoarse from talking so much!
° It's heartwarming when he fumbles over syllables and how to say things in a statement. Adorable when you catch him whispering it to himself when he thinks you're not listening. Even when you catch him out in the act, Paul is shameless. A wide toothy grin spreads across his face and he cracks a joke.
° He is the number one guy out of the group who thinks you sound so hot speaking in your mother tongue. Forget about sounding intelligent and mature! Paul's found another way to fall in love with you deeper and he's swooning. Practically sighs and short circuits, especially when you're angry. You could be in a full blown argument with him, screaming on both ends and you yell out something in your mother tongue because you're just so infuriated. He stops, his face clouded with a look you know all too well and a part of you wants to sock him right now.
° "I have no idea what you just said, but hubba hubba! Lay it on me again, baby! I gotta hear it a second time." I mean, he's practically drooling!
° You've never walked away from him so goddamn fast. You can't get rid of him. He's attached. A full on package you both love and hate right now.
° Paul is good natured and likes to brag about how amazing you are. It can be a bit embarrassing, but he truly means the best. "Yo man! Did I mention yn totally schooled this guy the other day-," 
"Yeah, four hundred times, Paul. Now can I go back to my meal?" David asks, his face dripping with rivers of blood, his victim still in his arms.
"Man, she totally told him where to go! It was sooo cool-," Paul gushes as if he hasn't heard a single thing, his victim trying to crawl away.
"Dude, so not cool! We're tryna hunt here-," Marko groans.
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secondratefiction · 2 years
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Could I ask for some smutty tlb headcannons?
For the record, I maintain that I am very bad a smut, and ask for kindness and forgiveness in that regard. Outside of that... some how smut translated to seduction, which some how came around to feeding habits for the boys... pls forgive me, this ran away on me...
- Ok, I'm just going to say it right out the gate: Paul is a slut.
- He's pretty, he's got the whole bad boy/rockstar attitude going for him, he can pull anyone he wants, any time he wants.
- There's this really strange phenomenon where when Paul winks at a girl, her panties just disappear.
- He's been leaning a bit more towards girls as of late, but cute is cute and in the end they all taste the same.
- Paul is the only one of them regularly putting his dick in his food though.
- There is a higher chance that he could be in it just for the sex than any of the others.
- Not by much, but every once in a while people have wandered back to the beach weak-kneed and dazed.
- Marko is kind of a slut too... but he's more of a tease.
- He doesn't follow though nearly as often as Paul does.
- Mostly because he really, really likes neck kisses... and sometimes the pulse is just too tempting.
- There is no leaning one way or the other for him though, he's an equal opportunity ho.
- Unless he's started feeding, this man never shuts up.
- Dirty talk on point tho, got to keep 'em all worked up so they don't notice you're leading them away from everyone.
- David seems to attract certain types... Daddy issues are his bread and butter.
- The kinks might be more specific, but that just means he doesn't have to work quite as hard as the others for it.
- Eye contact, smirk, lower the chin, raise and eyebrow and boom. He's got them eating out of the palm of his hand.
- He's also not picky, but the cham seems to work best on women so that's who he's usually picking up.
- Dwayne honestly hates flirting. It's annoying, but it's also necessary, since it's the easiest way to pick people off.
- Tall,dark, and broody means he at least had it kind of easy.
- If he even had to smile and laugh and flirt like Paul or Marko, he might actually starve.
- Out of everyone he, he goes so far as actually sleeping with his chosen victim the least. Once in a blue moon, every five to ten years or so.
- It's just very rare for Dwayne to find something he's actually interested in like that in a person.
- Which is why it's kind of a problem when he does, because now it's become a bit of a conflict of interest
'Do I actually want to feed on them, I actually kind of like this one...'
- Luckily David usually sorts him out after a couple days
'Ok, do you want them around forever, or are they just kind of interesting in the moment?'
- Needless to say, no one has actually made the forever cut, yet.
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ilikechocolatemilkh · 2 years
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Ok BUT—
Can you imagine Paul trying to purposefully get hot people to invite him in JUST so he could check/do his hair and makeup? But he has to leave them alive or it breaks the whole thing so he like sneaks in when they aren’t home so he doesn’t have to hear Marko bitch about how he only likes his hair ONE WAY and never lets him experiment?
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paul blofis you will always be famous for being excited and supportive of percy when he dinged your car while gabe threatened him with violence if he touched his car.
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demigods-posts · 21 days
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growing up is realizing that rachel was exactly who percy needed in that period of his life. because she knew enough about the demigod world that percy could confide in her about the responsibilities as the prophecy kid. but was also separate enough from the demigod world that she never placed him on a pedestal or pitied him for it. she never looked at him like he was a dead man walking. or expected him to become something more than himself to get the job done. say what you want about their relationship. but no one. not sally. not paul. not poseidon. not chiron. not grover. and definitely not annabeth. could have been for percy what rachel was for him.
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echo-stimmingrose · 26 days
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Paul Blofis would absolutely throw hands with Fredrick Chase after finding out how he treated Annabeth and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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anxiousfanchild · 1 year
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Headcanons: Paul
Word Count: 321
Content Warnings: Mentions of slurs (none are stated)
Requests are open and encouraged!
Donations towards my wedding are accepted: Ko-fi
A/N: Unlabeled Paul, my love. 
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Headcanon brought to you by @kurt-nightcrawler : Paul steals cigarettes from the sidewalk and smokes them. The others think this is disgusting. 
He is an amazing surfer, never falling off and never missing a wave. He’s tried to teach the others to surf, only Marko taking him up on the offer. 
Him and Marko are in an open relationship. 
The amount of hairspray this boy has to steal is impressive. 
He is the only one that still takes on actual jobs for money. He gets so bored, he has to go work at a record store to just pass the days. 
Or he picks up shifts at the 24 hour video store. 
He has never been to a strip club. I don’t know, I just feel like everyone needs to know this information. 
He still has his Scottish accent, and he uses it to pick up pretty broads for dinner. 
He isn’t a fan of small animals, so he keeps his distance from Marko’s rats or Dwayne's cats. 
Sometimes he just needs a break, so he goes and sits under water for a while to think. 
Ever since his heart was broken by his last girlfriend, he is cautious around women. He doesn’t want to get close to them, satisfied with just Marko. 
He is constantly painting his nails in fun colors. He gets called a lot of slurs because of it, but it makes him happy. 
He makes the boys attend nighttime pride parades. He doesn’t want to go alone, and they are happy to come with him. 
Because of this, it led to a lot more men coming out as gay in Santa Carla, feeling more comfortable seeing this metal head so happy with his friends. 
He doesn’t label his sexuality. At all. Don’t even try to get him to label it, it makes him so unhappy
“I’m just me, leave it at that.” 
He wears hair curlers to sleep.
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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my little headcanons (pjo) - part 4
paul and sally read things aloud when they are with percy and annabeth
they know how insecure and frustrated percy and annabeth get when it comes to their dyslexia. especially annabeth, and especially as they get into their late teens and early 20’s. and paul, being a teacher, really sympathizes with them. so when they go to museums, for instance, paul reads the plaques aloud “to himself”. when they go to restaurants, sally reads the menu aloud “to herself.” they do it subtly, and hope that percy and annabeth don’t realize what they are doing. percy and annabeth know, but they don’t say anything. they are extremely grateful for it. it makes them, especially annabeth, feel very loved and understood.
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Cuddling with Paul and Marko after a bad day at work would include~ 
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- I know the request is mentioning a poly relationship between the three of you but let me just preface this by saying that Paul and Marko are exactly the types of “people” to just randomly ambush someone with affection for zero reason at all; Paul especially. So don’t be surprised if this sort of scenario occurs; multiple times, long before the three of you actually get together. 
- But regardless, let’s get on with the headcanons~
- The caves always been a sort of escape for you so it’s no surprise that you’d wind up visiting there after a long and tireless day at work. When you’re tucked away in a place that no one from the outside world dares to enter, surrounded by things that shouldn’t yet do exist, it’s hard to fret over meaningless daily inconveniences. And yet, today you just can’t help it.
- You’re still feeling cruddy by the time you arrive and though you try your best to put on a smile and just pretend that everything's alright, there’s more than a few cracks in your façade; cracks that both your boyfriends are quick to notice. 
- You take a seat next to Marko on one of the many couches that the boys have managed to shove down there and you almost immediately feel his eyes burning holes into the side of your head; regardless of how seamlessly you pecked him on the lips when you first sat down. Marko’s always been the more observant and focused of the two so it’s no surprise that he’d be the first to notice your change in demeanor. 
- He watches you for a while and just as you feel him tap your shoulder with the backs of his fingers; undoubtedly gearing up to ask you what’s wrong, Paul slams himself down in the seat beside you and starts an assault on the side of your face and neck; loving on you in a fashion more akin to an excited puppy than a scary vampire. 
- He greets you between kisses, whining about how long it’s been since he’s last seen you, and just as you’re about to get into a makeout session; one you’re looking forward to since it’ll mean no talking about your problems, he hums out the dreaded question and forces you to face the music. 
“Did you have a good day?”
- Now, you could lie to his face, and he’d probably easily and willingly believe you, …but all your chances of doing that are dashed when you take just a few moments too long to answer; long enough for him to pull away a bit and notice that you’re a little lost in thought. 
- With Marko, you can more or less give him a bullshit response and nine times out of ten, he’ll; at least momentarily, choose to ignore the fact that you’re lying to him; mainly because he doesn’t want to upset you even more by making you talk to him when you don’t want to. But Paul is someone who likes to harp on a subject until you give him a real answer: both because he doesn’t have the patience to wait for your gossip and because he wants to try and make you feel better as soon as he can. 
- So I recommend cutting your losses and telling them from the get go; or at least just saying  “work sucks” and alluding to the fact that it’s just everyday stupidity. Though if you do want to talk about it, your boyfriends are gossip hounds who will eat that shit up; all while plotting to murder the coworkers who annoy you. 
- I definitely think that Marko is less touchy than Paul so he’ll probably just throw an arm around your shoulders and let you lean against him while Paul goes all out and drapes himself across you like a blanket; purposefully ignoring your laughs and attempts to ask him what he’s doing. 
- Don’t be surprised if Paul’s face winds up on your boobs: he does it on purpose while also acting completely unfazed; because he decides at random when he’s doing something sexually or just because it’s comfortable. If you’re wearing a crop top or thin shirt, he’ll absentmindedly kiss between your ribs and play with the hem of your shirt/trace patterns on your sides while you; more often than not, play with his hair. 
- Marko messes with your shirt collar and shoulders while his arms around you, trailing a finger down whatever skin he can reach while he listens to you and Paul talk. He’ll also occasionally give you a mini scalp massage/head scritches. 
- Paul’s either gonna gossip with you; if you’re in the mood to talk, or he’s going to keep on telling you jokes and stories; probably with the occasional added in chuckle or comment from Marko, in an attempt to make you laugh and forget about your troubles.
- They’ll both make the occasional “you know, there’s something else I can think to do that’ll cheer you up ;)” but they’re only partially serious so it’s easy to just groan and shove at them. They stop; at least for a little while, and grab your hands so you can’t disengage from the cuddle pile.
- They’re both sort of at a loss when it comes to human emotions and they aren’t very good with tears but Paul is definitely a bit better with them; mainly because he’s occasionally tried to comfort Laddie in the past when the little boy got upset over something. He’s more of a “don’t cry, I’ll distract you” kind of person but he’ll occasionally pump out a genuinely reassuring sentence that’ll make you feel better; or a random comment that’ll take you by surprise and make you laugh. 
“Don’t cry! ...Though you do look super badass and hot with all that smudged makeup.” Like sir??
- Paul will spend like ten minutes listing off different things that him and Marko can do for you in an attempt to make you feel better. Do you want a back massage? Do you want me to do your hair? Do you want some dope? Do you want us to go kill that guy? Do you want me to go down- 
- Occasionally; especially if you’re cuddling for long, Marko will get up and get all of you something to eat or drink or to entertain yourselves with. If you need anything at all, he’s the one that goes and gets it; mainly because he can leave your position easier than you and Paul can.
- But speaking of switching positions: Paul’s a menace and you shouldn’t be surprised if he decides he wants to snuggle with you a different way after seemingly just starting to settle down; especially when you yourself have just gotten comfortable.
- They might not be the most sensitive vampires in the gang but they do manage to make you feel better and you’re glad to have them on your side; regardless of how often they try to make a move on you. 
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haileybirdart · 28 days
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Miss Pauling x Male!Reader Headcanons:
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She leaves you for a woman
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eric-makes-art · 11 months
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Tf2 characters eating piza there own way.
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dating timothee chalamet
timothee x afab!reader (mainly gn! expect on nsfw bits)
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towards the start of the relationship, i think he'd be pretty anxious
he'd often find himself messing around with his hands a lot on dates
or stumbling over his words a little too much with a small giggle
if you've ever seen old interviews of him when he was younger. you know the ones where he gets all shy and giggly? that's exactly how i envision him to be with you
after some time, that's slowly replaced with his hyperactive ass
and let me tell you, boy never shuts the fuck up that's not a bad thing
because of his schedule, he rarely gets to see you in person
so whenever he does, he just has so much to tell you and so much to talk about that he just ends up coming out with a cluster-fuck of words
he always tries to facetime you at least a couple times a week
and let me tell you, the call will always start with him saying 'oh, i missed your pretty face' or 'seeing you has made my day'
boy is madly in love
and even though he hasn't said it yet, it's fairly obvious he's not hiding anything
he's the kind of person to want to keep your relationship on the down low
because if you're also famous, he wouldn't want to cause any issues or drama through tabloids
and if you aren't, he'd feel awful dragging you into the world of hollywood
eventually though, as most celeb relationships do, you got found out
someone caught you out on your 6 months anniversary
and that was it; twitter was going mental
timothee soon figured out that he probably had to say something
but honestly, he was kind of relieved he didn't have to hide you anymore
the morning you two woke up and saw yourselves going viral on twitter, there was a bit of a mad scramble between the two of you
before eventually, timothee chilled out
'but now i don't need to hide we're together, anymore. i can let the world know you're mine.' he'd say to your confusion at his relaxed state
cute but also now all of timmy's fans are stalking your instagram
cooking meals together!!!
i have a feeling timothee's love languages are more tailored towards physical touch and acts of service tell me im wrong
so cooking together is such a beautiful thing for him
as much as timothee loves taking you out, i think he'd much prefer to cook a fancy pasta dish together with wine over that any day
he also strikes me as a cosy movie date guy
but honestly, it more than likely turns into something else
don't fight me on his, he's a horny guy
like bro would get a hard-on just snuggling with you
when you first started dating, he'd get all shy about it
he'd apologise frantically and his face would be redder than ever
after dating for some time, he'd be less phased
unless you showed and expressed discomfort with it of course
after the shock of you dating slowly weaved out of the fans
timothee would definitely start posting you on his instagram
he just needed the world to know how obsessed he is with you
arguments are rare
extremely rare
they usually only happen when timothee is stressed
feelings get heated and you end up making some snippy comments at each other before one of you gets up and leaves the room
after you've both had time to cool down, you're both mature enough to talk it out and apologise for whatever each of you or one of you has done
communication is a big thing for timmy, so i think arguments are heavily avoided because he encourages you to come to him about anything
any concerns, rants and problems you have, he wants to know
he's a flirter, let me tell you that thankfully not with others
always dazzling you with compliments
you're in the crowd at a press tour? he's staring, smirking and winking at you the whole time
you're supporting him whilst he's on set? the man can't take his eyes off you and is coming to hold you the second the shot is taken
you're on facetime? every odd sentence is him saying some suggestive comment or simply how stunning you are
the man cannot get enough of you
going back to the horny thing...
he has a high sex drive
there's absolutely no doubt about it
he is a giver!!! the man aims to please!!!
could eat you out for days
i've already made a headcanon about him eating you out so i will be brief BUT!!!
he's messy!!! the wetter the better!!!
will overstimulate you with hid tongue any day
and then make sure you cum on his cock as well
you know what they say about tall, skinny boys? wink wink
i'd say he's a good 7 inches, 7 1/2 at a push
he knows how to please you, and he's eager to learn what makes you tick
even though he's mainly a dom, i can see him being a sub at times
only on rare assurances though
being his date to things like the met gala, oscars etc
after being open about your relationship, he couldn't wait to take you everywhere and anywhere with him
loves it when you wear his clothes
but i feel like all boys do?
especially when he's away, opening up a facetime call to see you sat there in one of his t-shirts. he actually thinks his heart might implode.
this boy will actually love you with his whole heart
the cutest, softest and proudest boyfriend around fr
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