Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently
Heimdall: yes, my king
Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?
Heimdall: of course, my king
Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you
Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning
Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens
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MJ: hey I’m a little cold
Shuri, already designing clothes that can control their own temperature: don’t worry babe, I’ve got this
MJ, tearing up: god I love you but can we please for the love of god just turn down the ac
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Bucky: Now, anyone seen Steve? He seemed a little down when he came in.
Tony: Yeah, he let me choose the music on the way over here, which leads me to believe he's given up on life.
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if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera
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The most disappointing thing about Spider-man Homecoming was that they didn’t include a shot of the entire outfit Tony buys for Peter after he tells him he has no other clothes, cause I mean:
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safe binding feat. a concerned irondad
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Peter Parker idolising Iron Man before Civil War (Manip AU)
From watching Tony’s first press conference with awe to worrying about his idol during the Battle of New York, Peter has always loved Iron Man.
(Because Peter being the kid in Iron Man 2 gave me so many feels)
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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
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High School Avengers AU
In which Nat and Steve try and recruit their fellow students for the Young Avengers initiative but they’re not quite the heroes they should be
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