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Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

Hey there, I don’t have anything to help sadly, but maybe my followers do?

Hey guys! If you can help them plz do. Check out their profile.

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Like or Reblog if you are in the Call of Duty World at War Fandom

Please I need to know if this is a dead fandom or not. If you like this, please feel free to message me! I love to talk to more people about this game!

#call of duty world at war #cod: world at war #call of duty

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What sucks is that my bo4 disk ain’t working 😭😭😭😭

Some fun things that happened when I was playing Blackout

-Watched two Menendezes get into a fist fight

-A Mason kept smacking me in the face with a rocket launcher

- A Reznov tried (and failed) to fist fight an entire group of zombies in a cemetery

#call of duty #blackout bo4

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OKAY BUT WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO FUNNILY ACCURATE-? XDDDD

World at War. But as incorrect quotes.

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Reznov: After Stalingrad, I know how to trust your instincts, Dimitri.

Dimitri: Bold of you to assume I might even have the slightest clue of what can be happening while we move further, Viktor.

Roebuck: SULLIVAN, NO! Miller why didn't you shoot that damn Banzai?!

Miller: I did shoot but it didn't affect him!

Polonsky: Huh, this is what game programming does to you.

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Dimitri: Reznov, are you sure this is gonna work?

Reznov: Of course, my friend! Just do it!

Dimitri, takes a deep breath: Alright.

*the radio blared the Soviet Anthem on bass boosted, all of a sudden all those Wehrmacht soldiers run away in fear*

Reznov, in pride: HA! RUN YOU FOOLS! I KNOW YOU ALL MUDAKS CAN'T RESIST THE POWER OF RUSSIA'S ANTHEM—

Dimitri and Chernov, holding worried faces:

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Roebuck: Alright, gentlemen. I'm your corporal now.

Feel free to ask any questions, even if it's personal.

Miller, raises his hand: What is the reason why I get blown up by a grenade everytime?

Roebuck:

Roebuck, sighs in disappointment: Any other valid question to ask?

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Dimitri, does something:

Reznov, crying: Yes! That's my friend, Petrenko!

Chernov, does something:

Reznov: Your technique is just so incorrect.

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Sullivan: How can we find those hidden Banzai in the grass?

Polonsky, smirks: Leave it to me. Ahem.

Polonsky, shouts: SASUKEEEE—

Banzai, coming out of the bushes: NARUTOOOOO—

*they get shot by the Marines*

Sullivan, Miller and Roebuck, surprised: H-how did you—

Polonsky, does the Sailor Moon pose: This is the power of God and anime on my side!

#cod #call of duty #call of duty incorrect quotes #cod waw #cod world at war #call of duty world at war #viktor reznov #dimitri petrenko #cod roebuck #cod polonsky

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Someone make a fanfic outta this idea please and make sure that’s there is smut.

“I wish there was two of me so I could date myself.”

#gaston #batb2017 #gaston x gaston #lol #he totally would #beauty and the beast #meme #gaston meme #gaston actual quotes #reblog

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Gues who’s birthday it is?

That’s right!

MINE!!!🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳 I’m so happy rn Oms-

#good stuff #lucasolay #birthday

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Thanks for the tag<3

@multifandomidiot01 @sofimoon27 @orchid-151 @evvokers (I didn’t know who t tag so I just tagged y’all)

Tagged by @mr-jaybird to do this piccrew

Tagging @totallykel @he-needs-more-whiskey @loftwingsuarus @candydos @teufelinh @nexttothelamp @reluctanthurricane @sanzuwuya

#reblog #friend reblog #picrew chain

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reblog if you think Archie is the most adorable Illager there ever was in Minecraftia's history.

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AMAZING 🥰🥰🥰

For the face thing- Archie(or Thord if u draw him idk) with 2H? :3

Why not both...

Here is Archie~ (I know 90% of you people out there are thinking those thoughts)

And for the Third fans~

(I forgot what scares he had and just went random)

#rotai archie #rotai thord #minecraft #minecraft dungeons #illagers #ask prompt #good stuff

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OKAY NO BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE MY LAST FIC BUT ITS META AS HELL AND Y/N IS AN ACTUAL PLAYER AND ARCHIE IS THIS SENTIENT AI???? LIKE IMAGINE THIS-

YOU BRING ARCHIE BACK TO YOUR PLACE AND YOU LOG OUT OF MINECRAFT TO GO TO SCHOOL OR SMTG- YOU COME BACK AFTERWORDS AND LOG ON AND YOU FIND ARCHIE CRYING ON HIS BED LIKE: “where did you gooooo…!??!??!??😭😭😭” IT WOULD BE CHAOTIC AS HELL TRYNNA EXPLAIN TO ARCHIE THAT YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY YOUR CHARACTER BUT A HUMAN BEHIND A SCREEN…😭💀🥲

#minecraft #good stuff #minecraft au #archie #minecraft dungeons #lucasolay #rise of the arch illager #illager #rotai archie #meta #sentient #sentient ai

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Kristen, how are you doing in the over world so fast, what do you think of it?

Also what is your favorite biome?

Mine is mangrove swamps!

Kritten: well uhhh… so far it’s been great! I think that this is a really cool place! And my favorite biome? Hmm..I’d have to say spruce

#minecraft #thanks for the ask!

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Revival.

Y/N had heard the legends of the famous Arch-illager, but had never seen the truth for themselves. They had heard of a way to revive him, apparently people would revive him just to kill him again to get his crown. Y/N didn’t see how that made any sense, they had also heard though that the crown would disappear after the “hero” would return home with it. so they decided they should go and try to do so, (after their friends begged them too 100 times). So they set off.

They walked for what seemed like forever, not seeing this mighty “Highblock keep” place anywhere. They groaned fearing they may have been tricked and this whole thing was just a popular hoax. Y/N was considering turning around when they saw a draw bridge in the distance… Y/N runs toward it and towns at the creeky bridge. They look up in shock to see a huge castle at didnt before them. There was vines and moss growing around the place though, it was clear nature was taking over.

They noticed a stone arch way that was above the bridge though, it looked to be intact still… Y/N grabbed a rope from their bag and throw’d it over a part of the arch way, as the rope secured itself on the arch way Y/N took a few steps back, ran forward, and jumped off… they flew across the bridge and landed there, Y/N retrieved their rope and put it back in their bag as they walked up to the large doors that led into the castle before them… Y/N was amazed and was in slight disbelief, they had heard a legends about the arch-illager, how he had supposedly built this place all by himself, but how could such a tiny guy build all of this by himself???

Y/N shook their thoughts away as they approached the huge double doors they pushed on them slightly opening it, some dust fell off onto the top and Y/N had to dust it away from their face. They open it a little more to see a very wide and dusty room, Y/N saw a long red carpet that led up to a throne. Y/N looked around further and also saw a statue of the arch-illager riding an Ender dragon! “Wow- who ever did that was a damn good craftsman!” Y/N walked around the old and abandoned halls of the once beautiful castle… This place had clearly seen some better days, the age showed on the cracked and crumbling stone of the place and the cobwebs that infested the place full of spiders and other bugs…

“Wow…so this is it huh?” They said as they walked though the halls and explored rooms, “now to find the stuff for the revival ritual..!”. As Y/N explored the castle they finally made it to the arch-illagers royal chambers… the place was dusty and dark, cobwebs were scattered all over, their was a slight breeze as well… The Erie silence of the place made Y/N shiver a bit as they walked inside. The first item they needed was the staff that Wielded the orb of domanice, Y/N would then need a totem if undying and then the crown… Those items will be the key to this rituals success.

Y/N was curious though, why were people reviving the arch-illager only to kill him again? What was the point? Y/N had no intention to kill the arch-illager again once they revived him, in fact, they didn’t know what they were gonna do. They considered keeping him alive, but if he was really just as evil as the tales said then it wouldn’t be such a good idea…

Y/N finally gathered all of of the things they would need for the ritual and went to fiery forge… This was where the ritual was to take place; Y/N but the staff on the ground and lays the crown above the staff. They then nervously put the Totem of undying onto the staff and as soon as the two items touched Y/N jumped back and the turns were quick to float in the air surrounded by navy blue and white light… Y/N is about to draw their sword when the light takes shape, the Arch-illager was now floating starring at Y/N… But Instead of the angry and powerful illager king Y/N expected, they were greeted with a sad and depressed looking Arch-illager…

“Ugh… again…? Just get it over with…” Y/N looked at the Arch-illager with a confused look. “h-huh..?” It was now the Arch-illagers turn to be confused, he asks with a sadness in his voice: “well I mean that’s why you came here right..? To revive me and then kill me again just line Everyone else..?” Y/N felt pretty bad for the guy, they sat on their knees and signaled for the Arch-illager to do the same. The arch-illager was confused but obeyed.

“What is your name? Like, actual name?” “My name is Archie… Why aren’t you trying to kill me..? Y/N replied: “Because that’s dumb! Why revive someone just to kill then again? It’s stupid!” The arch-illager looked at them shocked and began to sob… “Ohh..! Thank you..! For ONCE someone sees my point…! A-and my named Archies by the way…” “I-“ Y/N attempted a reply but I was interrupted by the sobbing illager. “Everyone just revives me to kill me and steal my crown…! I get revived, then killed, revived, then FUCKING KILLED AGAIN…! IM SICK OF IT! LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE I-…!” Archie took a few death breaths and sobbed more…

Y/N wasn’t sure what to do, they asked: “so Archie… are you really as evil as the legend says?” Archie sniffled and replied: “no…” Archie scooted closer to Y/N and dropped his head and sighed.

“I was born in a illager tribe… My parents died in a raid and I was treated like shit from everyone there… one day at a raid a huge bully of mine, his name was Thord, blamed me for the failure of our raiding party… Some hero’s had come along and killed everyone Except for me and Thord. When we got back to mansion I was blamed for the failure and banished for it… even though it was all Thords fault… I found the squid coast village not to far from here a met a villager lady named Yumi who happily took me in in my time of need… Salah though, a farmer there, didn’t like me… One day we was attacked by some hero’s and I punched one of them and then got kicked out of the village!”

Archie then went onto explain how he found the orb of dominance, and how the two went onto create highblock keep and make Archies old tribe work for him. He also explained how Yumi dropped him as a friend after he raided Yumi’s village and made the people there his slaves… “That orb ruined me… it ruined my mind… I used to be nice, I used to be a good illager…! I was ruined…!!! I was a nice person back then, but I was stupid enough to let the power get to my head!” Archie cried more and Y/N brung him in for a hug. Archie was shocked for a minute, not sure what to do he hugged Y/N back, sobbing into there chest. Archie soon gets all of his crying out and sits back on his own and stands up, “So…what now..?” Y/N also stood up, Looking the abandoned place they grabbed Archies hand. “Well… I’m not gonna leave you here… you wouldn’t be able to make a home outta this place anymore; say Archie… How would you like it if you came to live with me?”

Archies eyes lit up and tears filled them again. “R-really…?!” “Why yes! You don’t seem all that bad plus I’m not just gonna leave you here to die! Come on! To my base we go!!!”

They leave Highblock keep and Archie couldn’t be happier… He was finally gonna leave this awful life and after life behind and start fresh, something he had been wanting sense the beginning… The two had been walking for a long time and Archie stares in awe at the cherry grove forest in-front of them. “Oh wow..! You live here?!” “Mhm! Come on in!”

When they walk inside the large house Archie’s met with a living room and kitchen, he sees a hallway in the middle with stairs that go upstairs to some bedrooms. “Go pick yourself a room!” “O-okay!!” Archie smiles and runs upstairs. He looks around and finds a bedroom with plenty of space and a big bed that was very soft. Archie sat on the bed and Y/N walked in. “You choose this room? Great choice! It’s one of my greater ones!” Archie giggled and Y/N sat down next to Archie, patting him on the back. “Thank you… thank you so much this- this means more to me than you know…!” “Aww it’s okay buddy, welcome home Archie! This is your home now!” “Thank you.. Y/N.. for not killing me…” “Your welcome…” Y/N hugs Archie as he happily excepted the hug, happy that he finally is welcomed with opened arms. This time he wouldn’t mess up, and he swore an oath right then and there he’d make sure of that…

@multifandomidiot01 @sofimoon27 @orchid-151 opinions my favorite MC blogs on tumblr? :3

#minecraft #good stuff #minecraft au #archie #au #minecraft dungeons #lucasolay #rise of the arch illager #arch illager #fanfic #fanfiction

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So if you’ve watched matpats video on Minecraft legends you’ll know that he basically said that Minecraft is AFTER Minecraft dungeons so I have an idea…

What if you could find highblock keep in game? Like- you would randomly stumble upon an abandoned highblock keep and you could explore it and firey forge? Wouldn’t that be cool? To explore the place for yourself and as you go around you could find a book or smtg that tells the tale of the arch-illager. I like to imagine that after archie was defeated there was still people who admired him and they turned him into a legend. (A Minecraft legend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).

OH! There could also find the orb of dominance hiding somewhere! (I know you finish it off in MCDs end dimension DLC but I think jsut finding the staff and being able to put stuff on it would be great-). Also I know this may sound far fetched but what if we could find Archies crown, get the orb of Domanices staff, and a totem of undying to use in some weird ritual to revive Archie; either to fight him or to help him be better. (But omg could you imagine that being an actual update and players keep on reviving Archie only to kill him again and again so when you finally summon him he just cries and ends up venting to you about how tired he is of being revived over and over gain just to be killed? that would be so damn sad-😭😭)

I just really want an illager/MCD update as you can tell 🤣

#minecraft #good stuff #archie #minecraft dungeons #lucasolay #rise of the arch illager #arch illager #illager #minecraft illager #rotai archie #minecraft update #update #please #illager update

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Awwww it’s okay buddy, shaksphere has better stories!

Howdy Archie! :3 I just thought of smtg… have you read the Shakespeare tragedy Romeo and Juliet? It’s a great story and you should read it if u haven’t already! If u have read it, what do you think? :>

"I've never read the story before but I have heard from Karl that it was a really good story..."

"He even had Hex translate the story for me..."

"They just finished yesterday so I finally get to read it..."

One 'Romeo and Juliet' story later....

"THAT WAS SO SAD!!!!! DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO END IT LIKE THAT!!!!"

#minecraft #good stuff #archie #lucasolay #cute

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Ask Kritten Archie and Ollie!

Ollie: ask us anything we don’t care

Archie: yeah, feel free to ask anything you’d like!

Kritten: oh hey, uh- yeah ask us stuff- plz- idk

#minecraft #good stuff #minecraft au #archie #au #minecraft dungeons #illager #minecraft illager #minecraft legends #ask me stuff #ask #ask me shit #ask me anything

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Years later and this is still great fanart

evul…