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I kind of want a batfam/Percy Jackson crossover fic for the pure comedic potential that is Jason Todd and Jason Grace. I mean, they have the same name, but could not be more different in personality.

#Jason G: I must be perfect and do everything correctly #Jason T: I will proceed to criticize Bruce’s mission in every possible way and attempt to fix Gotham in a way that he will despise #jason todd #jason grace #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #batfam #red hood

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Percy: the stars are beautiful tonight

Annabeth: yeah

Percy: you know who else is beautiful ?

Annabeth: Piper.

Percy:

Percy: i was gonna say Jason, but i respect your opinion

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omg YES tim wants bruce to be single. he is too noble to sabotage any of bruce's dates, but not above silently cheering when bruce's often on again off again relationships become off again.

and then, of course, clark finally happens. and superman is so different from the rest of bruce's menagerie of relationships that they're never "off again" other than occasional fights. and tim is happy for bruce! but secretly salty because now no one will do 72 hour mystery benders with him

Tim barging into Bruce's room five years into full-time Superbat: hey Bruce I know it's the middle of -- whatever this is -- but I finally cracked the code on that letter from last week, and I think if we go down to the docks right now and repeat the incantation, we might be able to finish it all up by dawn.

Clark, staring blearily over Bruce's head: hey Tim

Tim, vibrating: hi Clark

Bruce, also vibrating:

Clark: just go already. I can tell you want to.

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reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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loving how hoo brought us a native american character, two hispanic characters, an african american character, a chinese character, and the whitest boy ever

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Bruce: "One second I'm going to open up the files and show you."

Clark, wincing at the bright lights: "You okay if I turn some of this off?"

Bruce: "Go for it. Okay so here-- *bats rustle above and Bruce freezes, slowly glancing up* --uh, here you can see the evidence from the blast."

Clark, touching the screen: "There, that's what I saw at the crime scene. Is that from the shrapnel or something else? Bruce?"

Bat flaps overhead and Bruce flinched a little, distracted: "Huh?"

Clark: "Are you-- how can you still be afraid of bats?"

Bruce: "I'm not afraid of bats." *more chattering and flapping and Bruce nearly ducks* "For fuck's-- Clark, does it sound like they're closer to us now? Stop laughing."

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i need less 'i can make him better' superbat ficts in the world and more 'i can make him worse'. And I'm not talking evil injustice superman and gotham war batman i mean like both are dark dark people and recognize the darkness in each other and want to see how far down the abyss they can go down together. i need a Kal-El that never learned to human well or if at all and came to earth as a colonizer. I need a Bruce who instead of becoming batman pretty much becomes a mafia don and Gotham is his kingdom. The bad part is that i have read ficts with them individually scratching this itch, but never as them both in it together.

oh, I love this idea so much??? symbiotic darkness? you rarely have one of them being evil, and never both of them in the same fic. I also have such a soft spot for Mafia Batfamily AUs, it really fits them so well.

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Think a funny fic idea would be a deaging situation where all of the former Robins (with or without Steph, either way) were then like ten. Like all of them. And then Bruce has to deal with a hoard of Robins running around the place, causing havoc in near identical outfits.

#especially since they look somewhat alike #Bruce is just struggling at this point #and they’re not making it any easier for him #idk if this has been done already #batfamily shenanigans #batman #batfam #robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #spoiler #dc comics #dcu #dc universe

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Random fact:

Bats sometimes adopt isolated or abandoned babies from their colony.

Bruce is a Bat. Gotham is his colony.

You see where I’m going with this, right?

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Batman playing fmk with the justice league:

"well, I have a strong 'no-killing' rule... and we all know I've already fucked most of you... So I guess there's only one thing left."

*gets down on one knee*

"Clark,"

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"and historians said they were bestest of friends" they were. they were both aro/ace and in a qpr

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Damian: "My grandfather drives faster than this, and he's dead!"

Jason and Steph, leaning forward from the backseat: "Ra's died?!"

Tim: "He's still alive. He literally never--"

Dick, rolling his eyes, hands clenched on the wheel: "Guys he means Thomas."

Steph, slumping back: "Wow, I legitimately forgot about that."

Damian: "Every word that comes out of your mouth is a reminder--"

Dick: *cranks up the radio loudly*

#i totally forgot #I was like woah #had to sit down for a sec #batman #batfamily shenanigans #batfam #dc comics #damian wayne #stephanie brown #jason todd #this is how i believe a lot of their interactions go #dick grayson

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Damian having to draw his family for art class and most kids just draw themselves between their parents and their siblings but damian keeps going over to the teacher to ask for more paper and after handing him about five extra sheets she is exasperated and walks over, fully believing hes like messing around and turning them into paper airplanes or something and instead finds a picture of him, standing surrounded by all eight of his siblings, his father, his butler, a random reporter with his wife and two sons, a woman, his mother, and about ten other people that the teacher can vaguely pinpoint as a billionaire from a nearby city, and some other less known names. “What is this damian?” she demands confused. Damian looks up at her, equally as confused. “You said to draw my family.” He gestures to the drawing. “This is my family.” The teacher sends it to Bruce and he cries. The drawing is framed and hung up over the mantle.

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had a dream where i logged in to ao3 and saw this

so i'm manifesting it for every author who sees this

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“Lightning crashed loudly on the beach in his dream, shadows creeping in on his vision. The ground shook beneath him, and he squinted - or the dream equivalent - and saw a figure high in the sky. “

“The crunch of a twig beneath a careless foot announces to the quiet world that someone is there. The shadows sit up, waiting, predators and prey alike freezing in their hiding places. What’s this? The world wonders, a curious wind breathing by.”

“She didn’t deny it, which was refreshing. How many times had priests and saintesses and crazed warmongers come to him, calling for his aid and calling it his salvation?”

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"Ah. I see." Hunter said in a tone that said that he didn't see but did not really want to know.

Kanan paused, incredulous. “Chopper, are you worried about me?”

After all, what was the chance that Batman would ever come across him as Clark Kent anyway?

#writeblr #my writing #writers on tumblr #nope no context. #fanfiction #one is an oc and the other two are aus

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Taking Owl House characters at their word is funny bc Luz definitely not grieving at all. King is definitely a violent monarch and loves blood and death. Eda. Darius hates everyone and is okay with ppl dying. Belos is super intelligent and the hero and he’s the victim and it’s totally not a narrative he wrote for himself.

#eda is self explanatory #every other word out of her mouth is a lie lmao #yeah im over raine!! #im fine the kids are leaving me for their real families #the curse isnt that bad #girl… what… #just:eda #the owl house #toh