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Opening a new tab for AO3 bc I wanna read but I also don't wanna read anything from the other 76 tabs I already have opened. But then I just go back and read something I already have bookmarked 👍

#ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #reading

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I started to write a COD fic and it unexpectedly turned angsty in like the first 2 paragraphs 😭. It was supposed to be lighthearted one shot 😔.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mw soap #cod mw ghost #task force 141 #cod fanfic

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How does that saying go??? When in Rome fuck the emperor???

#tumblr fyp #idk anymore #quotes #incorrect quotes #ancient rome

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Guys I haven't written in over a month 😭

#writer problems #writing #writer's block

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH QUEERS 🌈🌈

#lgbtqplus #gay love #im to lazy to tag everyone 😭 #but love you all 🫶 #pride month

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Nick and Charlie are just Tony and Steve in a different font 👍

#heartstopper #nick nelson #charlie spring #steve x tony #tony stark #steve rogers #stevetony #avengers #marvel

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It's been awhile 😮‍💨

#im baaaaaaack

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sometimes it's a good thing to be 5'5

#yes i'm short #me and tony one in the same #i honestly don't wanna be tall #who actually wants to be 6ft??? #can you tell I'm dying inside?

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y'all I want to write a fic about Steve and Tony answering the web's most searched questions😭

#someone help #should i write it? #tony stark #steve rogers #steve x tony #stevetony

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if someone was chasing me and I had to run up stairs, I would simply hand myself over cause NO

#ain't no way #i'm 150 lbs of pure laziness #actually i might weigh less than that

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it's official! my new obsession is Call Of Duty!

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #kate laswell #alejandro vargas #konig call of duty

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Dean: *gets hurt*

Cas, somewhere in heaven: *stares off into the distance* Something just happened

#incorrect destiel #incorrect dean winchester #incorrect castiel #incorrect spn quotes #dean winchester #castiel #dean x castiel

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The movie Angel Eyes with JLo, but make it destiel.

Dean as Sharon and Cas as Steven

#i might write this #i've seen this movie once and this was my first thought #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #dean x castiel #destiel fic #destiel forever

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I just realized that I haven't talked about MHA on here 😱

#my hero academia

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Here have some sick Tony and good friend Clint 🫶

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“Woah, you are not looking so hot, right now”

Normally, Tony would already have something sarcastic ready to reply, but he felt like absolute shit right now

“Oh, fuck off, Barton”, was his reply instead

“That’s no way to treat your nurse”, Barton’s voice was way too cheerful

Tony finally opened his eyes to see Clint leaning over the back of the couch, that he was currently occupying (collapsed on)

He narrowed his eyes at the other, “I don’t need a nurse, and I'm pretty sure that’s something you're not qualified in”

Clint scoffed, “Dude, you look like death warmed over”, he started to walk around the couch, “Plus, I'm pretty sure Cap’s gonna want you alive when he comes home”

Before Tony could answer a violent cough rattled through him, it only made his chest hurt even more and his headache worsen

“Yeah, Tony, I think you need an actual doctor”, all playfulness was gone from Clint’s tone, he reached over a placed the back of his hand on Tony’s forehead, “And you’re burning up”

Tony shook off Clint’s hand, “It’s just a cough and a slight fever, nothing I can’t handle, now shoo!”

Unfortunately, Clint did not shoo

“Hey, JARVIS, how long has Tony had a fever?”, Clint asked

Before Tony could tell JARVIS not to tell Clint anything, the AI was already answering

“I believe Mr. Stark has had a temperature of 101℉ since last night”

Clint turned a disbelieving look on Tony, “And you didn’t go to the med bay?!”

Tony rolled his eyes, “It’s not that ser-”

“I promise you if you finish that sentence, I will personally have Nat come kick your ass”, Clint threatened him, Tony rolled his eyes but kept quiet.

“Now c’mon we’re going to the med bay”, the archer started removing the pile of blankets Tony had covering himself.

Tony grumbled under his breath about meddling archers the whole way, but Clint ignored it. He’d dealt with worse than a sick bratty Tony.

#y'all have no idea how much i love Clint and Tony #also can we all agree that when Tony's sick he's a brat #tony stark #sick tony stark #clint barton #avengers fic #implied stony

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SteveTony & SamBucky Double Date

Couldn't help myself and finally wrote it 👍

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“Tell me why we thought this was a good idea?”

Steve rolled his eyes, half-heartedly at his best friend, he was more concerned with the way Tony and Sam had made it their personal mission to win every stuffed monkey at the Fair’s fake shooting range. 

Considering guns wasn’t either of the superheroes' normal weapon, he was surprised at their accuracy. 

He tilted his head slightly at the two, “You wouldn’t have happened to show Tony how to use a gun, would ya’ Buck?”

Bucky let out a soft chuckle, “As if he could sit still long enough for me to teach him”

The two were interrupted by their respective boyfriends rushing back over to them, both had armfuls of stuffed monkeys in their arms.

“Here ya go!”, Tony dumped his armful into Steve’s lap, while Sam snickered at the two but kept his armful, even though Bucky was eyeing it warily

Steve tried (and failed) to contain all the monkeys in his arms, Bucky watched him amusedly as he sipped his coke

“Did you have to clean the poor man out?”, Steve asked, finally able to see over the mountains of monkeys.

It was true the booth owner had no more monkeys and was shooting glares at both Tony and Sam

Bucky glared back at the man over Sam's shoulder

Sam dumped his pile on the picnic table the four of them were currently occupying and took a seat beside Bucky, “I mean, Tony insisted that we did, once he found out the man had rigged the game”

Tony, who was sipping on his (Steve’s) coke scoffed, “That’s the least we could have done, did you see how he scammed that one kid out of all his money!”

“That’s just how these things work”, Bucky reminded him

Steve smiled softly at Tony, “Well now he has no more monkeys, so I don’t think anyone will be coming to his booth”,

Bucky looked over Tony’s and Sam’s pile of monkeys, “You guys don’t actually plan on keeping all of them do you?”

Sam scoffed at his boyfriend, “Uh, hell yes”

Steve looked over to Tony who was nodding along with Sam, “Plus we’ve already named them”, 

Bucky scrunched up his face in distaste, “Please, tell me you didn’t”

Tony reached over to grab one of Sam’s stuffed monkeys, “We named this one James Jr.,” he then shoved the monkey into Steve’s face, “God doesn’t he look just like his father?”

Sam burst out laughing, as Bucky grumbled under his breath

Steve couldn’t help but let out his own small laugh, which turned into full-on belly laughs as Sam and Tony began naming out more names for the monkeys

Bucky eventually gave in too, rolling his eyes fondly at the two of them.

Steve took a second to take in the smiling faces of his boyfriend and friends and realized he didn’t want to be anywhere else.

#can you guys tell i don't know how to end a story #also Sam and Tony would totally troll Bucky just for fun #steve rogers #tony stark #james buchanan barnes #bucky barnes #sam wilson #stevetony #steve x tony #sambucky #avengers fic

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Tony: Sometimes you just have to grab your world by the balls.

Tony: *Walks over to Steve and grabs his balls*

#lol sorry #also i came up with this at 6 am #tony stark #steve rogers #steve x tony #stevetony #incorrect tony stark #incorrect stony