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Baz externally: I want to push Simon off his chair.

Baz internally: I want to push Simon off his chair so I can help him up and kiss him.

#snowbaz #baz pitch #carry on #simon snow #wayward son #penny bunce #agatha wellbelove #watford #rainbow rowell

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my favorite trope is boyfriend A playing piano for boyfriend B

#young royals #they both die at the end #red white and royal blue #prince henry of wales #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #wilhelm young royals #simon young royals #mateo torrez #rufus emeterio #wesper #jesper fahey #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #wylan played the piano for jesper can’t say otherwise

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a concept i would like to see one day is Kaz calling Colm, “Da.” please and thank you sankta leigh.

#kaz #colm fahey #jesper fahey #wesper #the darkling #zoya nazyalensky #kuwei yul bo #the grisha trilogy #kanej #nina zenik #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #prince nikolai #kaz brekker #leigh bardugo #shadowandbone

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so something i’ve noticed:

in red white and royal blue, henry and alex bring up “your song” by elton john often and it’s kinda their song.

in they both die at the end, “your song” by elton john shows up too and it’s also one of their songs.

alex and henry get to make history whilst rufus and mateo wish they had history.

and on this episode of ‘i need therapy’ -

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #they both die at the end #tbdate #mateo x rufus #rufus emeterio #mateo torrez #book #novel

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Zahra: so you’re sleeping with the prince of wales?

Alex:

Alex: well not every night, but that’s the goal.

Zahra: you have a five second running head start before i m*ruder you

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #zahra bankston #ellen claremont #june claremont diaz #nora holleran #pez okonjo #princess beatrice #casey mcquiston

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today i offer you:

Kaz: And you are?

Nikolai: Nikolai Lantsov, Major of the Twenty-Second Regiment, Soldier of the King’s Army, Grand Duke of Udova, and second son to His Most Royal Majesty, King Alexander the Third, Ruler of the Double Eagle Throne.

Kaz: I’m disgustingly annoyed…

Kaz:

Kaz: So you’re rich?

tomorrow? who knows.

#comedic duo #nikolai lantsov #kaz brekker #alina starkov #nina zenik #wylan van eck #kanej #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #soc #sab #crooked kingdom #rule of wolves

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kaz and wylan are going to be such a chaotic duo and i’ve never been more excited for it.

#father and son tbh #nina zenik #kanej #alina starkov #wylan van eck #nikolai lantsov #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #soc #jesper fahey #sab #shadow and bone

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idk about you guys, but i want to see at least one scene in s2 where nikolai and jesper flirt. yeah that’s it.

#nina zenik #kanej #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #soc #sab #six of crows #shadowandbone #shadow and bone #wesper #zoya nazyanelsky

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Hear me out: season two entry scene of wylan being chased by milo.

Wylan: *runs passed the crows that are still in Ravka screaming*

Nina: saints! why’s that kid screaming?

Kaz, Inej & Jesper all turn to look:

Milo chasing after Wylan:

Jesper: MILO!!!! *catches milo and picks him up*

Wylan: you saved me, thank you!

Boom. He has been introduced. Idk what’s going on in my head forgive me.

#nina zenik #kanej #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #soc #sab #six of crows #wesper #sankt milo #wylan van sunshine #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #lbardugo #leigh bardugo

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so what happens when season two gives us child kaz and jordie flashbacks.

#leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #nina zenik #helnik #jordie and kaz #kaz brekker #kanejedit #jordie rietveld #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #prince nikolai #zoyalai

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How the Crows would get you out of bed.

Okay so here are some drabbles that I came up with if you’re in a bad space and you don’t feel like getting out of bed.

Kaz:

He’d rip the sheets off the bed and toss them on the ground.

“You need to get out of bed. You don’t want to be doing this every day. What will you achieve? How will you get better and grow?”

Tough love but it works for motivation.

Lands up bringing you coffee and tissues.

Pulls an outfit out of your closet and puts it on your bed.

“You’ve got ten minutes to change before I come back and drag you out the house myself.”

Reminds you of why you were so determined in the first place.

Helps you reevaluate your goals while trying to coax you out of bed.

Probably bribes you in some way.

Inej:

Makes you a cup of tea and sits with you.

Let’s you cry and tries her best to give you advice.

She tells you stories about how she overcame her emotions and tries to motivate you.

“Don’t let anyone bully you or force you into anything.”

Offers to take you on a walk around for some fresh air.

Goes out to pick you flowers and puts them in a little jar beside your bed.

“I’m proud of you for making it this far. Keep going.”

Nina:

Brings you a stack of waffles to eat.

“Food always makes people happy!”

“There’s dopamine that gets released when you eat, you know. It’s a happy chemical so eat up!”

Sings her favorite bar songs to you even if everything is off key.

Holds your hand and makes you dance along even if you’re still in bed.

Probably climbs into bed with you to keep you company.

Kisses your cheek. “One day at a time.”

Jesper:

Brings a stack of cards in to play.

“If I lose, you have to get out of bed.”

“The deal is the deal.” He loses. You have to get out of bed now.

Probably jumps on top of you to cuddle you tbh.

Gives you the longest hug and tells you advice his parents used to tell him.

“Go out there and make something out of your life! Make us all proud!”

Supportive bestie who will literally hold your hand the entire time you’re out of the house.

Matthias:

Can be a little awkward.

Probably comes in with warm coffee and some cookies that Nina handed to him.

He makes sure you’re warm enough.

“I am hopeless at comforting, but I can give you some really good advice.”

Lands up motivating you so much so that you’re both jumping around the room yelling positive affirmations towards each other.

He high fives you.

“I am beyond proud.”

Says some cute positive saying in Fjerdan and gives you a bear hug.

Wylan:

Brings his best list of dad jokes.

Climbs into bed with you and plays 20 questions to keep your mind busy for a while.

He does his best to make you laugh.

Brings his flute along and plays you a song, forcing you to sing with him.

Plays with your hair and tells you it’s time to get up.

He says he’ll be waiting outside for you to take you on a walk to get hot chocolate.

He’s so proud of you when you make it outside.

“Baby steps are important! Now tomorrow, we’re getting some omelettes!”

#shadow and bone #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #helnik