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iamthemain-character · 11 months
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Sankt Milo
platonic! The Crows x reader
gender neutral pronouns (reader is referred to as “you” and the occasional “Y/n”)
TW: show-based, non-canon compliant, 2014-Avengers-Tower-fic-type of writing
a/n: milo is my favorite character. that’s all.
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You had been absent for almost a week.
Sunday afternoon, you simply disappeared from the club and hadn’t returned since. The only reason the Crows hadn’t completely panicked yet was because you had left notes for all of them saying you had to leave but you would return (each with a special indication that you did not write this as you were being kidnapped). Nonetheless, The Crow Club felt emptier without you, and each member missed you terribly.
It was storming late that Friday, and after closing the club post-another successful night, all 6 crows were gathered around a table, enjoying a drink together. With a clap of thunder the group heard the back door slam open, then shut again. Everyone drew their weapons, hearing heavy footsteps slosh their way across the wooden floors. A figure, cloaked in shadow, stopped in the entryway from the storage rooms, and everyone waited with baited breath to strike.
With a flash of lightning, the figure’s shadows were cast aside, revealing you. A very drenched and bedraggled you, but you nonetheless.
“Y/n!” 5 voices cried out.
“Milo!” Jesper’s voice carried over the others, for even more astonishing than your return was the furry, black and white animal you carried in your arms.
The Zemeni man quickly crossed the room, but not without Nina, Inej, and Wylan on his heels. The latter three took your hands, throwing a dry blanket over your shoulders and Jesper carefully took the goat from your arms, pressing kisses to it’s head over and over.
“Oh Milo, I have thought of you every day.”
The group helped you sit down at the table, bringing more towels and blankets, and Kaz pouring you a strong drink. But despite your shivering, you couldn’t help the smile that cracked across your face as you watched your friend reunited with his emotional support goat old friend.
Wylan turned to you, an incredulous look on his face. “That’s Milo?”
Nina and Matthias had matching confused expressions on their faces, but it was Nina who spoke up. “So did you disappear without a trace for the goat or was that just a happy accident? Also why is Jesper in love with a goat?”
With a laugh, some help from Inej, and some quips from Kaz, you told the newer Crows of the treacherous and disastrous journey the group had taken through The Fold and how Jesper had formed a trauma-bond with this particular goat.
Jesper came back to your table, Milo still clutched in his arms, just as you were explaining yourself.
“Jesper was so sad to say goodbye to Milo, and I just wanted to get him back. But I didn’t want to tell you guys that’s what I was doing in case I wasn’t successful. But thankfully that sweet barmaid had sent him to her father’s farm, and I was able to buy him back.”
“Please tell me you didn’t spend too much for that goat.” Kaz’s voice cut, head turned with his classic look of disapproval.
No longer able to be scared by Dirtyhands, you waved him off. “No price is too much for our little Milo.” With a smirk you turned back to the club owner, “Perhaps we should rename this place The Goat Club?”
The table roared with laughter at the pure look of disgust upon Kaz’s face at your simple suggestion. Inej reached across and scratched Milo’s chin, a smile upon her face. “That’s not so bad, after all, Milo is like our own little Saint.”
Nina clasped her hands together, delighted at the Suli girl’s suggestion. “Sankt Milo! Oh how perfect. I am all for the changing of the name.”
Kaz’s voice broke through the laughter. “We are not changing the name, and we are not keeping it.”
Despite what he said, Wylan found himself grateful for Jesper’s arms around him as they fell asleep, because otherwise the former feared he would have fallen of the edge of the bed. Somehow, one small goat seemed to take up half the bed.
And even though Kaz swore that the goat would be sold in the morning, everyone turned a blind eye when he placed a plate of waffles down for Milo in the morning.
That was, everyone turned a blind eye until Nina realized they were her waffles.
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jazzkrebber · 1 year
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Kit being outraged at hearing what CookMilo means is so in character of him he's just as attached as Jesper.
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Okay, I just realized something. Where did Milo get his name? I’m not super familiar with like livestock and the practice of owning and selling, so did the people Kaz got the goat from name him Milo or did Jesper name him Milo while he still thought the goat was gonna be bait. And does this mean that Jesper was that kid on the farm who named all the animals and then was heartbroken when they had to be killed
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Milo being used as bait is literally a scapegoat in this essay I will….
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humblesidekick · 1 year
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I want a subplot of season 2 where Jesper keeps talking about Milo and how much he loved him, and Wylan is jealous bc he thinks Milo was an ex or something. Bonus points if the rest of the crows notice but no one says anything bc it's hilarious
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thechaoticrow · 10 months
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shadow and bone season 2 where everything is the same but goat
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swift-of-corvids · 1 year
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imo season one of shadow and bone should be called
milo the goat ft *finger guns* bisexual, terrifying genius simp and his knife wife,waffle girl, wolf boy, shadow boy , sunshine girl and animal compass
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lpa6zn · 1 year
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Sankt Milo💕🐐
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thatfangirlofsb · 8 months
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Headcanon
Sankt Milo
A/N: I saw a picture of Milo as a saint and it came to my mind... a headcanon about our beloved goat and now saint.
T/W: Grishaverse spoilers.
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It would live with Wylan and Jesper.
Since almost all goats look alike, no one would realize that the one they worship is in Ketterdam.
It would sleep hugging Jesper taking the entire bed, Wylan would squeeze into the corner.
Morning walks through the Barrel to socialize with other animals.
Jesper would buy Milo one of those bones they claim to be of the goat to put around the neck. It seemed funny to him.
Wylan, jealous of a goat.
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cressjacquine · 2 years
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alright clownverse its been one year since:
we got to see our favourite characters come to life
alina kidnapped herself
we got our emotional support goat Sankt milo
we got to see kanej look at eachother
also kaz calling inej an investment
all those iconic lines
in particular hearing ben barnes say ‘fine, make me your villian”
HEARING ‘NO MOURNERS’
true north
plan f
helnik being so true to the books
everything, just everything we could ever want and more
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dhampiravidi · 1 year
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dinathalawriter · 1 year
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The darkling adopts milo the goat. alina is touched.
Aleksander Morozova, also known as the Darkling, had always been known for his icy exterior and his ruthless demeanor. But one day, he surprised everyone in the palace by adopting a little goat named Milo.
No one knew where the goat had come from or how it had found its way into the palace, but the Darkling had taken a liking to it. He could often be seen feeding Milo scraps from his own plate and taking him for walks in the palace gardens.
At first, everyone was surprised by the Darkling's sudden attachment to the goat. But as time went on, they began to see a softer side of him that they had never seen before.
Alina, who had once been his enemy and then ally, was touched by the Darkling's newfound compassion. She couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for him, seeing him care for the little creature with such tenderness.
The Darkling would often bring Milo to Alina's quarters, letting the goat wander around while he and Alina discussed matters of state. Milo quickly became a beloved presence in the palace, and everyone who saw him couldn't help but smile.
One day, Alina asked the Darkling why he had taken a liking to Milo. The Darkling looked at her with a small smile on his face.
"I suppose I saw a bit of myself in him," he said. "An outsider, unwanted and alone. But when I took him in, he became a part of something bigger."
Alina smiled at him, feeling a warmth in her chest. She knew that the Darkling was still a complex and dangerous man, but seeing him care for Milo had given her a glimpse into his humanity.
As time went on, Milo became a fixture in the palace, and the Darkling's love for him never waned. Alina watched as the two of them played together, and she couldn't help but feel grateful for the little goat who had brought out a softer side of the infamous Darkling.
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Milo the emotional support goat. (I did this in literature)
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aziraphalesbowtie · 2 years
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a jesper fahey appreciation post
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meeeeyuuhh · 2 years
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This is my first attempt at painting "Sankt" Milo from shadow and bone. I'm kinda digging the cartoonish look
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