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Cassendra Adorable At Galas
To the people of Gotham, have you all seen the photos from Friday's Martha and Thomas Wayne Gala, fundraiser that were posted cause OMG. THEY ARE AMAZING AND ADORABLE.
For starters they're photos of Dick doing flips off the chandelier which I'm happy about since it really shows the Flying Grayson in him hasn't left, Tim was also photographed asleep in some salad which I'm quite concerned about about, Damian was spotted staying by his father the whole time. Who was caught in multiple photos flirting and drinking (*sigh* somethings never change). Stephanie was shown to be very photogenic like serious how was there 0 bad photos of her taken, and Barbara's photos were just her talking to people with a nice smile.
Most important Cassandra. My girl looked adorable at the gala, she was hiding behind some currants waving to people, and It was super adorable. I wish we could get more photos of her, since compared to other Waynes she has the least photos taken of her.
Surprisingly there were 0 attacks at the gala too, which is quite the phenomenon since more times then not someone likes to interrupt the rich, at their rich party. That's all for today's new stay tooned
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gothamrumours · 2 days
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hide it, hide it before the Penguin comes, he loves all bird related things, and that's too cute for him to not come and kidnap you for them, and if he finds out you're giving them to the Bats and he will feel insult.(also If can get the pattern I'd appreciate it) but good luck! And watch out for the Penguin.
Its starting to get colder in Gotham again. So I'm learning to knit and crochet - and so far all I have managed to make is a bunch of tiny birds because 1) very easy to make and 2) They are helping me learn basic crochet techniques. Issue? I ended up with like... 15 of them. After 5 of the crows (pictured) I decided to make ones themed around the local vigilantes. This is my official offer to all of the Bats (and Hood too) that there is a box of plushy birds on my fire escape that you are WELCOME to take. I put one of each of you in there!
If you have favorite colors - write them down on the notebook I left on the window sill! I want to practice hats next!
Author Note: The picture is indeed a crow I made following a pattern a friend gave me! - Beck
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gothamrumours · 3 days
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Damian Wayne Gotham's Biggest Animal Supporter??
To the people of Gotham, more news is known about the mysterious Damian Wayne and this is shocking, he seems to have a strong love for animals I say this since it has been seen of Dick Grayson taking his little brother to the Zoos, animal shelter and basically any place with animals. These places are probably the only place we've seen Damian Wayne smile and seem genuinely happy.
This is sort of shocking since previously we've only seen this boy at galas and school and that's it. Never anywhere else so for us to see him at peting zoos, and animal shelter, interacting and enjoying himself is quite nice and a good breathe of fresh air. Also it seems since the animals he began to be a bit less violent.
Though some reports say he has been seen bring home strays....and I do mean animals and not kids like his father. But like his father it seems to be alot of pets, on case said he adopted a cow, cat, dog and probably more to be honest. Father like Son.
He's also been reported donating to many and I mean many, like more than rogues we have many, save the animals foundation so that's a bonus many animals need saving, who would've thought this tiny boy could do so much with his dad's money. What are your opinion on it dear reader?
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gothamrumours · 4 days
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Tim Drake has a METROPOLIS BF!?
To the people of Gotham, people have seen it all finally it has happened Tim Drake is dating that jock in a leather jacket from Metropolis, you know the kid Lex Luthor has, him. Conner I believe his name is.
Rumor has it they were seen watching the stars, or eating together at a cafe doing very aesthetic and domestic things together. It's disgustingly cute like I'm a bit too single for this. All though no one has seen them kiss or do anything very romantic I am 100% sure they are dating. l mean Conner had his arm around Tim's shoulder and they sat and stood a little bit too close to each other for it to be platonic.
But there is another rumor that Tim is talking to a nerd blonde head here in Gotham and they have been spotted sitting together at BatBurger(the best burger joint ever, my favorite meal is the Robin nuggets with a Two-Face sandwich) but back on the topic at hand some people even have bet and have to bug the Wayne's in interviews and on the bird app about to sadly zero response. Hopefully, we can get an answer soon since it's killing me like fear toxin.
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gothamrumours · 4 days
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No problem, unlike some billionaires in Metropolis ours give back to the community...alot...like alot ALOT, he kinda has an issue, since if you get kidnapped for 25 hours he'll give you 10k for the inconvenience
The Kid War
To the people of Gotham, it seems that Brucie and Batman are in the competition on who can adopt the most childern since after Brucie adopted ex-Flying Grayson, Dick Grayson a few weeks later Batman adopted an flexible crazy kid that is called Robin.
This pattern can be seen over and over again it also helps explain why Brucie is funding the Dark Knight aside from the rumor Brucie has a crush on him. If he is funding this kid war it explains why Batman has an army of kids.
At least for now we know that it helps reduce our orphan population like seriously we at Gotham have so many orphans it's ridiculous but seriously they adopt like 6-8 each already thats alot of kids and those things are expensive.
I wonder who will adopt the next kid?
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gothamrumours · 4 days
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No, but apply for the Wayne Enterprise Orphan Grant it's like 15k and you just need to sign a contract saying you won't be a villain, also if you walk around like your lost there may be a chance Brucie will bring you home for a meal, but that's rare, so just say you watch your parents being murdered and go for the grant,....any Science mayor must sign that same form when they go into Gotham University
The Kid War
To the people of Gotham, it seems that Brucie and Batman are in the competition on who can adopt the most childern since after Brucie adopted ex-Flying Grayson, Dick Grayson a few weeks later Batman adopted an flexible crazy kid that is called Robin.
This pattern can be seen over and over again it also helps explain why Brucie is funding the Dark Knight aside from the rumor Brucie has a crush on him. If he is funding this kid war it explains why Batman has an army of kids.
At least for now we know that it helps reduce our orphan population like seriously we at Gotham have so many orphans it's ridiculous but seriously they adopt like 6-8 each already thats alot of kids and those things are expensive.
I wonder who will adopt the next kid?
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gothamrumours · 5 days
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The Kid War
To the people of Gotham, it seems that Brucie and Batman are in the competition on who can adopt the most childern since after Brucie adopted ex-Flying Grayson, Dick Grayson a few weeks later Batman adopted an flexible crazy kid that is called Robin.
This pattern can be seen over and over again it also helps explain why Brucie is funding the Dark Knight aside from the rumor Brucie has a crush on him. If he is funding this kid war it explains why Batman has an army of kids.
At least for now we know that it helps reduce our orphan population like seriously we at Gotham have so many orphans it's ridiculous but seriously they adopt like 6-8 each already thats alot of kids and those things are expensive.
I wonder who will adopt the next kid?
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gothamrumours · 6 days
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FLYING GRAYSON TO RICH KID??
To the people of Gotham, the Flying Grayson, Dick Grayson is now a rich kid!? Wow anything can happen in this city huh. A circus kid can become a trust fund kid in the matter of days.
If this was Metropolis that would never happen, unless the kid was a meta or alien, here you just need to lose you parents or have trauma and be in Brucie sight....wow this city is like a adoption center for Brucie.
Well I wonder what would be more fun Circus kid or Trust Fund. Personally I feel like a Circus Kid would be more fun to hang out with than a trust fund kid, so I'd consider this a downgrade, but if I was Dick Grayson I'd say this is an upgrade...I wonder if Brucie would buy a circus place for him...I hope so, I used to love watching the Flying Graysons growing up it's a shame they came to an unfortunate demise. I heard they had quite the nice love story the parent Graysons.
For those who don't know they died while in an act and only they're son Richard "Dick" Grayson, he's about 10 years old and it was a tragedy for him. The reason Brucie adopted him was probably since he saw himself in Dick since he lost his parents around the same age, in front of him as well.
Some facts about Dick, we were able to find: to what we understand he was apart of a Romani circus called Haly's Circus. He has blue eyes, black hair, and he seems to be a energetic one, since he was seen jumping chandelier to chandelier at a gala and he's seen to have a bit of a temper since he has yelled and argued with some people over ethics like bullying and not using their money for good and keeping it to themselves. So he does have a high morality which is shocking for being here in Gotham.
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gothamrumours · 7 days
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Rouge Gallery
TWO-FACE (Harvey Dent)
->Brucie and Harvey, childhood sweethearts ->Brucie Replaced Harvey ->Harvey Dent vs Thomas Elliot for Brucie
Joker
->Joker and Harley Are Done!?
Harley Quinn
->Joker and Harley Are Done!?
Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot)
->Penguin is a mama's boys
HUSH (THOMAS ELLIOT)
->Harvey vs Thomas for Brucie Wayne
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gothamrumours · 9 days
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Brucies unofficial Adopted (who knew)
To the people of Gotham, guess what not only does our Brucie love adopting stray kids, he also let's some in without adopting, such as Stephanie Brown. (The daughter of The Cluemaster) who would know The Cluemaster had a kid wow.
So I'm no too sure how they met maybe Brucie was walking down the street and saw this child and thought to help her, or maybe she went to him, I got 0 clue. But for what I do know is that she isn't adopted by Brucie so she isn't "Technically" a Wayne but God doesn't she act like one.
She goes to Galas with them, she hangs out with them alot, does movie nights, and you can see her with the other Wayne kids all the time only. So ya, she's part of the family to them for sure.
As some may assume it's impossible for us to do an exclusive interview with the Wayne so we're limited with that, so we don't have a statement about it, and Brucie isn't talking about it...or his army of children.
But like actually is this him overcompensating for loosing his parents cause this is like baby number 4 how many kids is too many kids. Plus I'm not doubting that brucie is loving parent but this is no offense to him, he isn't a responsible man, last week he got drunk at a gala and was flirting with a reporter so ya.
But back to Stephanie she seems to be very cheerful and a happy-go girl which is amazing in gotham, we need more people like that and no people sprayed with laughing gas Don't count.
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gothamrumours · 10 days
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Finally A GIRL WAYNE
To the people of Gotham, it has finally happened, Brucie Wayne adopted a girl, YAY, that has been long over due, I mean I know you know that maybe the Wayne's stocks go up everytime those boys get a fan club but still.
This girl's name is Cassandra Cain. Now if you're an assassin or hitmen, you might think the name sounds familiar, ya it does, she's David Cain's daughter. The only reason I know about David Cain is because my ex-boss used to work with him as an informant. Honestly never liked the man, David and my ex-boss, he never paid overtime.
Cassandra is about 19 years old, I think this one is actually mute or selectively at the very least from the rumors sounds like she's as quiet as a mouse, she's also about 5'5 has short black hair, she also appears to be half-chinesse, I'm not completely too sure but rumor has it her mom isn't with her dad, so I assume she's a fling child. But I wonder what trauma she's went through cause let's be honest anyone who met David Cain with 20m pole knows he's not fatherly in the slightest.
Well what do you think about the Wayne's finally adding a girl to the roaster?
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gothamrumours · 11 days
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Gothamites ultimate rule: Uno Reverse...2nd is about how you never sniff any flowers no matter how pretty
More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!
Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!
Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!
Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!
Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!
Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.
Jason: ??
Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.
Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!
Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.
Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?
Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?
Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!
Joker: Oh well that's a shame.
Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?
Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?
Jason: Why the fuck would I!?
Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!
Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!
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gothamrumours · 12 days
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oh how I agree,
Why is the little Robin CRAZY!!?
To the people of Gotham....Why? Just why? What have you done? What have I done? What have we done to deserve this?
To those wondering what I mean, I mean ya he's small , but my god he's a menace like I saw The Riddler running away from him. Like we thought the first one was bad with all his rage, or the 3rd one with his stalking powers, but no this one is worst cause A) he doesn't make a noise when he appear B) he has a sharp sword like what!? The other didn't have an actual lethal weapon and C) when he does talk nothing nice is being said like rumor has it he made Condiment King Cry!???
So firstly who let this crazy killer menace have a sword and fight for "Justice" cause I swear this man isn't fighting for Justice it's solely for entertainment like I bet Batman found him and took him in cause he was killing, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT BOY IS INNOCENT!? HE ACTS LIKE SATAN HIMSELF SPAWN A CHILD IN HIS EXACT IMAGE!!!
Now some of you might wonder what I have against this kid well simple HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, LIKE WHO DOES THAT!? I left my Latte alone in my apartment, he's a good boy so I knew he wouldn't do anything when I came back this demon spawn was there with my dog playing catch and he insulted me saying I'm not taking care for My dog properly and I am, I left my dog alone for 15 minutes while I run to the corner store. So ya, this child is a menace don't you agree?
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gothamrumours · 12 days
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Why is the little Robin CRAZY!!?
To the people of Gotham....Why? Just why? What have you done? What have I done? What have we done to deserve this?
To those wondering what I mean, I mean ya he's small , but my god he's a menace like I saw The Riddler running away from him. Like we thought the first one was bad with all his rage, or the 3rd one with his stalking powers, but no this one is worst cause A) he doesn't make a noise when he appear B) he has a sharp sword like what!? The other didn't have an actual lethal weapon and C) when he does talk nothing nice is being said like rumor has it he made Condiment King Cry!???
So firstly who let this crazy killer menace have a sword and fight for "Justice" cause I swear this man isn't fighting for Justice it's solely for entertainment like I bet Batman found him and took him in cause he was killing, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT BOY IS INNOCENT!? HE ACTS LIKE SATAN HIMSELF SPAWN A CHILD IN HIS EXACT IMAGE!!!
Now some of you might wonder what I have against this kid well simple HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, LIKE WHO DOES THAT!? I left my Latte alone in my apartment, he's a good boy so I knew he wouldn't do anything when I came back this demon spawn was there with my dog playing catch and he insulted me saying I'm not taking care for My dog properly and I am, I left my dog alone for 15 minutes while I run to the corner store. So ya, this child is a menace don't you agree?
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To the people of Gotham,
it is Bat Appreciation Day which means you know that means....Stay the inside cause let's be honest if you show that you appreciation the bats then you might get laughing gazed, or a nod of agreement from Two-Face for some reason I don't know.
Also keep in mind you may show your appreciation for the bat in only small ways such as leave a plate of sweets out on you balcony/window still/ fire escape, thank one when they save you, or draw something and send it to Wayne Enterprise: BatMail, as we all know the mini bats love there fanart. Have Fun! Good Luck and Don't get mixed up in crime!!
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Happy bat appreciation day!!!
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gothamrumours · 15 days
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Finally A GIRL WAYNE
To the people of Gotham, it has finally happened, Brucie Wayne adopted a girl, YAY, that has been long over due, I mean I know you know that maybe the Wayne's stocks go up everytime those boys get a fan club but still.
This girl's name is Cassandra Cain. Now if you're an assassin or hitmen, you might think the name sounds familiar, ya it does, she's David Cain's daughter. The only reason I know about David Cain is because my ex-boss used to work with him as an informant. Honestly never liked the man, David and my ex-boss, he never paid overtime.
Cassandra is about 19 years old, I think this one is actually mute or selectively at the very least from the rumors sounds like she's as quiet as a mouse, she's also about 5'5 has short black hair, she also appears to be half-chinesse, I'm not completely too sure but rumor has it her mom isn't with her dad, so I assume she's a fling child. But I wonder what trauma she's went through cause let's be honest anyone who met David Cain with 20m pole knows he's not fatherly in the slightest.
Well what do you think about the Wayne's finally adding a girl to the roaster?
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gothamrumours · 17 days
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Yes they do, all the rabies infectioned crime ally kids loved the 2nd robin, but they were very happy when this Red Hood crime lord took over since he acted ALOT like the 2nd Robin
do you think gothamites from the crime alley/narrows etc. at least recalled the second robin tenderly? do you think they considered jay theirs? do you think they mourned him properly, even if only with small gestures, having only heard rumours about his demise? do you think someone who the second robin saved or comforted once cried after him? that a kid asked their mom: what now? what do we do without robin? or did it become another sad, cynical story about an alley kid meeting a tragic end?
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