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#OnlyInGotham Harvey Dent is teaching in the university.
Can someone explain why on earth my professor of Criminal Law isn't here but Harvey Dent is???
Since when is he legally qualified to teach classes????
I'm not complaining, just confused. Also, it is really weird bc he blew up a car last week in front of my apartment and now he is talking about federal pretrial criminal procedures... I mean, it's really shocking.
Although, he explains very well, hope he stays instead of my current professor
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amira-wayne-al-ghul · 3 months
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When I went to bed it was 17 degrees when I woke up it was -3 degrees .
WHO MADE MR. FREEZE ANGRY ?
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Shoutout to my friend for helping me set up Home Alone style traps to catch the Scarecrow and have it actually work.
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gothamo · 4 months
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okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??
I've barely survived my first weekend here
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gothamdorkthoughts · 3 months
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Memes about my scarecrow experience because what else can I do in this fucking economy.
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oneofgothamsinsane · 8 months
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Y’all.
Timothy, motherfucking, DRAKE
he came into my bakery
he thought it was a coffee shop.
he made a fucking shrine to an eldritch motherfucking god in my store.
HE SUMMONED A MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE GOD.
on another note, I now have the blessing of said coffee god so yay ig
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goth-pod · 2 months
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evandalist-in-gotham · 11 months
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ive decided to start a batarang collection. i currently have six.
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In New York, Spider-Man is seen as a hero, but if he was to ever move to Gotham, I know that a majority of the residents would mistake him for a new villain and start carrying extra bug repellent in their bags…
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arkhams-intern · 30 days
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As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake
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justagothamfrog · 5 months
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Guys I figured out how we can find out Batman's identity. (And make him pay for all his property damage, literally)
So, surely he keeps on theme, right?
Just find out who last ordered a lot of bats and isn't a zoo!
There's no way BAT man doesn't have bats! Can't he talk to them?
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dubjtodd · 2 months
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Why are the prettiest boys always so far away???
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amira-wayne-al-ghul · 2 months
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Ok but for real the voices are really funny
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Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??
Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.
Help??
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gothamo · 4 months
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somebody got stabbed in front of our window tonight I think??
however, good morning gotham, it's my second day here
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gothamdorkthoughts · 3 months
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Dear Redhood.
I know you just watched me collapse, scream in anguish and sorrow before standing up and continuing to work on my assignments.
I’m fine. Uh. Don’t call the bats or birds on me or whoever you’re working with.
It’s not a villain origin story. It’s just been a week. I know I’m in college. I promise it’s not for crime.
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