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*cough* ironqrow *cough*

I meant it when I said it was good to see you again.

#headcanon #otp

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Love

It’s bound to happen, and you know it.

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So... Area 51

Does anyone else envision the ‘storm Area 51′ thing to go like the fourth shinobi war in Naruto? And I mean literally like a wave of people naruto running into either guards or an electric fence

#area 51 #storm area 51 #naruto #runforestrun #lol

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

...was the sound of me watching ‘Change your mind’. That episode had freaking everything I could have wanted

Blue vs Yellow battle>check

Lapis, Peridot, etc in new outfits>check

New fusions>check

Fucking Obsidian’s lava sword>fucking check

Steven gem separation>terrified check

White Diamond getting fucking owned>hella check

Lars and Sadie reunion>check

Off colours>check

Corruption healing>check

Current state: Crying with joy

#steven universe #blue diamond #yellow diamond #white diamond #battle of heart and mind #whambulance #fucking amazing #crying

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Just putting it out there...

But, like, ‘Carry on my wayward son’ by Kansas as the theme song for Tony Stark in Avengers 4

#tony stark #avengers #avengers endgame #song

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Endgame...

So, if Tony Stark dies...WE RIOT!!!

#avengers endgame #tonystark #riot #fuck this shit

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Adulthood

How you imagine it: Aww yeah! I’m gonna stay up all night and binge watch this show, I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to! I got money, let’s shop bitches!

How it really is: Bill, Bill, Rent, Bill...what’s this? Money leftover! Should I save for a holiday or maybe buy a new sheet set or...never mind-Bill. Sleep what sleep, I’ve got too much work to do...Oh my God!!! I’m late for work!

#adulting #adulthood #life #reality #disappointment #bills #I want my sleep

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Is Lapis okay?

Just a bit concerned after ‘Reunited and Blue Diamond’s 5000 years grief attack to which Lapis responds... 

 “I’ve felt worse”

....like holy fuck girl, therapy stat

#steven universe #lapis #blue diamond #r u ok?

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lol true

Chorus is space Australia in that literally everything is deadly or dangerous and unpredictable and no one will take this headcanon away from me. 

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Shapeshifting

So maybe the reason Steven can’t shapeshift properly is cause Pink Diamond was shifted for so long and he was conceived mid-shift. IDK maybe?

#steven universe #pink diamond #rose quartz #shapeshifting

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MOtheRFuckiN PInk diAmonD!

HOLY SHIT!!!! ROSE QUARTZ=PINK DIAMOND CONFIRMED BITCHES!

#steven universe #pink diamond theory #bitchin

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So...Infinity War Spoilers

Here there be spoilers so be aware...

->Thanos- Universe’s Worst Dad 2018 (sorry Odin and Ego)-seriously like whoa

->Scarlet Bitch, sorry Witch-most useless character. Seriously, one job and you still couldn’t do it right

->Vision-male version of Scarlet Bitch, sorry Witch (keep doing that for some strange reason)=useless

->Quill-don’t get into a slap fight shoot him in the m-f-ing head

->Thor-ditto>head goes chop chop=universe saved

->Loki=fail

->Spiderman-still the best

Evaluation: Good movie, well set up for the next one which will hopefully have more action and less tedious plot progression/location transitions

#avengers infinity war #spoilers #seriously vague spoilers #fuck you thanos

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Burnt Pizza

Literally just burnt 3 pizzas that I just had to reheat, staffroom is completely smoked out. I feel like the biggest failure of a human being...

#burnt #pizza #fail #the worst #shame

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Magical Girls?

So like, after growing up with Sailor Moon I thought I’d dip back into magical girls with Puella Magi Madoka Magica...

MASSIVE FUCKING MISTAKE!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A HARD CORE MIND FUCK! 

Talk about no-win scenarios...I think I’ll go back to Sailor Moon thanks.

#puella magi madoka magica #mind fuck #magical girl #mistakes

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Healthy... for 3 seconds

So I tried almond milk to kick off a ‘healthy new me’ change. OMG it sucked ass! How can anyone drink this watery musty crap? Like holy crap I now understand how arsenic comes from almonds cause that shit is poisonous! Health fail>chocolate forever.

#almond milk #healthy me #fail #wtf #gross #brushing my teeth

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I guess this combines the best of DC with Marvel...

#avengers #batman #marvel #dc comics #whoops #freaking out #like wtf

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Star Wars VIII

Highlight:

Reylo like wow...shipping it so hard I think I broke something

Crank phone call Poe

The force balance fight scene (OMG yis!)

Lowlights:

Casino planet and the filler that Finn became

Poe fighting the power and then doing a politician and back flipping to repeat everything the power had just said

Luke Skywalker turning out to be a prejudiced douche

*EDIT*: OMFG I juust realised Rey has the same hairstyle as Qui Gon Jinn fml... how long until the next film puts me out of my misery

#starwars #star wars viii #reylo #the force is strong with this one #Luke skywalker #douche #the hair #fml