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And then he turned into a worm✨

Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)

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So we all know that in the Kirby universe there’s two characters: Meta and Morpho knight. Both of these words are syllables in the word metamorphosis. Meaning that we are going to get a fourth character called Sis Knight, in this essay I will-

#shitpost #kirby #kirby series #kirby and the forgotten land #kirby characters

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I was doing some research on Kirby lore and I came across this image from Kirby Star Allies and for some reason I imagine them drawing while also talking about their trauma. Like:

Adeline (The human girl on the bottom left): Yeah so I heard from Ribbon that our fairy queen was possessed by dark matter and I’m honestly scared we let them run our planet while being possessed.

Daroach (The rat): You think that’s bad? I got possessed by one myself! I got possessed by this star thing called Dark Nebula after I opened a chest, and I feel like that knight guy knew about it!

Dark Meta Knight (The one in the mask): You mean Meta Knight? Yeah I think that’s something he would do. I literally managed to seal him in a mirror and broke it and he still got out! Plus my sword was just horrible cause it didn’t kill anyone it would just split them into four people, literally!

Ribbon: And who do we all blame for this?

All: Kirby!

Ribbon: No!

(I labeled them because I’m pretty sure my dad is going to see this) …I’m realizing I might’ve made a new AU where Adeline goes through a villain arc-

#kirby #kirby series #kirby and the forgotten land #dark meta knight #meta knight #Adeline and Ribbon #daroach #trauma #shitpost #random

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TIL that I am a sequential thinker, meaning I can organize information and understand it. But also I realized I might be a bad one because I’m not at all patient with other people, I get stressed when a schedule changes, and I can’t exactly identify vocabulary well.

Then again I’m autistic along with 6 other mental disorders so who the hell knows! I got this from a test at school btw so yeah it could be wrong but dang it was incredibly close!

#today i learned #sequential thinker #autism #my brain no work good #test

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One time as a kid I got a lava lamp, and to get me not to break it, my dad told me there was real lava inside. This ended up working a bit TOO well, and caused me to be nervous around lava lamps. So when I got older and was trusted with a lava lamp, I said no because there was real “lava” inside…and then my dad told me there wasn’t lava…and I was surprised I hadn’t realized it sooner.

I wasn’t even sure if he said the lava thing as a joke or not, but I can safely say I have a lava lamp in my room now, and my dad’s weirdly stupid method works. So use it on your kids I guess.

#story #me irl #parenting #parents #lava lamp #lava #childhood #me as a kid

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I don’t know why I do this, but with any angsty, male character, I give them a mullet. Seriously.

My version of Michael Afton? Mullet.

My human design of both Meta Knight and Dark Meta Knight? Mullet.

My version of half the male humanoid scps? Mullet.

My ocs??

MULLET!

#character design #character art #original character #shitpost

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I like designing clothes and one day I tried to design a tank top that would cover your shoulders to fit the dress code at schools. Shortly before I had finished it, I realized… I just made a shirt.

#fashion #fashion design #art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

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My brain is melting and pouring out my ears

#random #shitpost #my brain

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Y’all wanna know something funny? My version of Dark Samus is drastically different from the canon version, (Mostly because of a theory that I have that they’re not actually evil, they just don’t understand morals or laws yet). Like here look:

Canon:

Evil

Murders people who get in the way

Psychotic and possibly sadistic

Space pirates worship them like a god

Manipulative, ruthless and cunning

Phazon for power

Vs

Mine:

Doesn’t understand what they’re doing is wrong

More like a child

Can’t understand English or communicate correctly

Needs phazon to live

Scared of everything except space pirates

Would probably murder Ridley if they found out about him

Only kills when needed

Plus I’m making a Metroid AU and in that version they’re called “Prime” as a preferred name! :)

#metroid #Metroid fandom #nintendo #dark samus #samus aran #metroid prime

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Okay so I read the SCP tale “Welcome to Yellowstone” and y’all can’t tell me, that Lucy and Carlotta ain’t fuckin gay!

#scp fandom #scp foundation #scp 2408

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Teachers need to understand that I don’t go to the bathroom during the break, not because I may not need to (though that is a reason), it’s because YOU’RE the ones who taught me to be time-oriented!!

Meaning I won’t go for fear of being late! You laid this curse upon me, and now you beg me to cure it?! You made your bed. Now lie in it!

#teachblr #shitpost #anxitey #teachers #high school #middle school #elementary school #school

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How republicans think kids will react to lgbtq+:

“OMG WHAT IS THIS HORRID THING IM TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!!!”

How I reacted as a kid:

“Huh, girls can like girls, and boys can like boys? That’s odd, but okay. Anyways I’m gonna stick some paper in my ear and see what happens!”

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #shitpost #me as a kid #lgbtq community

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Mangos?!?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Girls: they’re probably out cheating!! 😭😭😭

Boys: Hey y’all wanna summon a demon?

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Other witches: Oh great gods, I offer you this amethyst, and flowers. I also have lit candles for you!

Me: Hello Aphrodite and Psyche! Do you like shiny thing? I looked at it and thought of you!

#paganblr #pagan #witchcraft #witchbr #witch community #aphrodite #Psyche #new witch #greek mythology

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In honor of pride month I thought it would be a good idea to tell y’all that some scps are lgbtq! :D

Examples:

I found evidence that 049 could be trans male (If it’s not true I’ll still headcanon it)

035 is gay

076-2 can’t feel romantic or sexual love so he’s aroace

I headcannon 073 to be ace

And of course, there’s the gayest man in the world

#scp fandom #scp 035 #scp 076 #scp 049 #scp 073 #happy pride 🌈 #pride 2023 #pride month

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“Stanley has messed with the story so much, that the narrator had called security. Stanley will be temporarily banned from the story.”

#the stanley parable #shitpost #Stanley security #lol im funny #Stanley #tsp narrator